The Huntingdon Journal.
Wednesday Morning, April I, 1374 ,
khiN,; MATTER ON EVERY PAGE,
I.WAL AND PERSONAL.
Brief Mention—Home-made and Stolen.
It is said that the Burgess of Alexandria
talks of resigning.
All those who more to-day are not April
fools by a long run.
What does everybody not want to be to
day? An April fool.
Shoats aro said to be worth forty cents per
bristle, in Porter township.
Who is the lady, that uses tobacco in
church, while the minister is preaching.
The individual who now earrias a few pounds
of hotter along the street runs a gauntlet.
"Chrisley" proposes Sodomites as a very
appropriate name for the followers of tike
"Professor.-
It is said to have required considerable
spirits to get up the Guss demonstration the
other night. ,
"Hard to write local items when there ain't
any. Don't it." The Standard is responsible
for this happy witticism,
The death of 51r. 13isbin, of Alexandria,
makes the office of constable vacant. Who
will he his successor?
Wanted—Two female teachers to take charge
of primary schools in Huntingdon. Address
Alexander Port, Secretary.
Dr. James D. Noble, of Pattonsville, son of
Hon. Joseph B. Noble, of Waterside, Bedford
county, died very suddenly last week.
Lost and found again, itr. P. K. Harnish's
pocket book. This is an evidence that there
are still honest men in the community.
The bridge on Fourth street will soon be
ready for use again. It was badly in need of
repair. It is now being completely overhauled.
Our young friend, H. L. Colder, of Alexan
dria, has been quiteill for a week or two with
an attack of billions fever. He is about again.
The man who reads - a newspaper, year in
and year out, inset think the publishers are
April fools. The boot may possibly be on the
other leg.
Rev. James C. Johnston. of this place, bas
been sent up among our friends at Schells
burg, Bedford county. We be speak for him
apleasant ytar.
A grand indignation meeting, it is reported,
was held at Cassville, on Mcnday evening last.
Guss, we suppose, poured out his grievances
by the bucketful.
The Rev. J. D. Thomas, of the Center Union
church, in Oneida township, administered
baptism, on last Sunday morning. It drew a
large crowd of spectators.
Capt. Dwainell is homo- and will remain
until the 7th inst., when the Legislature will
meet again. The Captain is an excellent
member, always at his post.
Rev. J. D. Pennypacker has been assigned,
by the Conference, to Mifflintawn. We con
gratulate the Reverned
.gentlemau on his
transfer to the Juniata Valley.
Some politicians have a queer way of out
flanking the local paper that made them.
Respectfully referred to No. 300 Penn • street.
Guess we can't "pass" that bill.
We wish somebody would send us a few of
the mean tricks that can be laid to the ac
count of Hollidaysburg. We want to publish
them to get even with the Standard.
The Broad Top Company are whitewashing
the bridges along the line of their road.
Whitewash is a' good thing—it makes the
most unsightly things look cheerful.
Insurance companies generally know a thing
or two. They don't like to take too large risks
on worthless property, especially when the
proprietor is a man of doubtful character.
On last Tuesday evening, in Alexandria,
while the people were eagerly looking over the
Jouaxei, an old gentleman stepped up and
inquired, “what is the news V' A half dozen
voees replied, "Dennis O'Rafferty's Goose!"
There were over one hundred and sixty
conversions at the M. E. Church, in this place,
during the late revival. The meeting was
kept up almost three months. The labor was
very severe but our friend McMurray was
equal to it.
A Porter township subscriber whishes to
know what the sexton thought when Le saw
the minister cleaning the dust off the pulpit
before commencing his sermon. We refer the
inquiry to the sexton. "Get up and dust"
your pulpits.
Rev. A. W. Decker, of the NI. E Church,
located at New Bloomfield, Perry county,
spent several days with no last week. He is
a popular preacher and a whole team. He
talks of erecting a fine residence in West
Huntingdon.
A correspondent says, Mr. James Piper has
built a new slaughter hoase in Porter town
ship, and that it is a good idea. He thinks it
will be a good place for the "rats" of the
township and the gross mice of Alexandria to
congregate.
Dr. B. B. Hamlin has been appointed Pre
siding Elder of the Harrisburg district in
place of Dr. Mitchel transferred to the Wil
liamsport district. We congratulate our es
timable friend, the Doctor, on his accession to
the Eldership again.
Deputy Superintendent Houck, of the School
Department, was promptly on the ground at.
Casscille, on last Thursday to take charge of
the Orphan School in the name of the State
authorities. The boys were not skedaddled,
by the man who went out with colors flying.
Mr. John Bisbin, of Alexandria, whom we
noticed in the last JOURNAL as having revived
a stroke of paralysis, died on the 19th ult., in
the 78th year of his age. He bad been con
stable of Alexandria borough for many years
and died loved and respected by everybody.
We have an eighty dollar Sewing Machine
that we will give to any young lady who will
raise us eighty new subscribers that will pay
within the year at the rate of $2 per subscriber.
Here is a chance. This ought to be done in
two or three townships we can name, without.
mach effort. tf.
The Methodist Episcopal Conference which . :
adjourned, at Altoana, on last Tuesday, ad
journed to meet in Huntingdon, in neat March.
Just think of it, Huntingdon gets the next
Conference; no wonder there has been such a
grand jubilee among the poultry for the last
week, and eggs are as plenty, as flies in August.
Whoop! Harm for Huntingdon ! IFe mein
to go to Conference then, too.
The Altoona Tribune goes for the Hunting.;
don County Agricultural Society and the
fluntingdoa Fire Company for not paying* over
a prize of $lOO due the Vigilant Steam Fire
Cprupany of Altoona. We thought this money'
was paid overt What's the matter? The,
Firemen assure us that they have nothing to
do with •it. Why don't the Agricultural So
ciety pay it ?
Here is. an Alexandria conundrum :
"Sambo ise got a eonumdrum for you."
"All right ; lets tab it." "What is de differ
ence between de Woods rats, and de warf
rats ?" "I can see through dat without my
specks ; de Woods rats lase dare pocket books
while de warf rats have none to lose." "Dat
is not de answer." "Den I gives it up."
"Well you see de Woods rats try to get posi
tion in de Poor House, wile de warf rats try
to get dem in de ware house."
Guss AND LYTLE ON TILE RAMPAGE
—A Large Amount of Spirits Assembled—A
Ludicrous Serenade—Was It a Sell 7—Ou last
Wednesday evening, (expatiates our reporter),
occurred in our town, one the most laugha
ble farces, we have ever witnessed., Some of
Guss' parasites started the story that the in
vestigating committee bad reported, and de
clared him innocent. The "bummers" of the
town, who have found the Prostitutor a very
agreeable companion, decided upon a sere
nade, the main purpose, it is said, being the
hope that Guss would be flattered into pro
viding free whiskey to soak their dry skins.
On a promise to pay for the music, the band
was secured, and brought round at half past
nine to the Professor's dwelling. While the
band played the Professor threw open his
doors, windows and parlors, and invited his
intimate friends to come in. The Prostitutor's
elegant sofas, and cushioned arm chairs were
soon occupied. We noticed the Professor's
right hand supporter Art. Mac. enjoying the
luxurious occasion, near him Cm Brandt
smiled out of fie window, and in a corner in
a somewhat collapsed condition was Peter
Marion Lytle. Others of like ilk were sitting
and standing round.
The gamin were directed to call for Lytle
when the music ceased, and after an awk
ward pause; Peter Marion came forth to the
porch. On account of a swellng upon his
tongue, his utterance was much impeded, but
by great effort, he succeeded in talking for a
quarter of an hour. The burden of the ad
dress was to prove that the Professor had mon
ey enough to pay his bills, and that was the
true test of humanity the Professor must be
a good man. The speaker seemed to be so
deeply impressed with the guilt of the Pro
fessor that he could not help confessing it in
an indirect nay, frequently in his remarks,
but concluded with the declaration that the
Professor could get to heaven yet, for had not
Abraham (of the Scriptures) gotten there af
ter being convicted of sinful practices? The
speaker, in the course of his remarks, got to
musing, in a general way, about himself, and
wondered what all he might do and buy, if he
were to be a thief. Tn the midst of his imag
inative flight, the thought evidently flashes
upon his mind that his hearers might know of
"the small balance due fluntingdon county,"
and perhaps some had proteited checks in
their pockets, besides other things that might
raise in their minds, and the way he dropped
that subject, and struck for a more agreeable
one, was very amusing.
Calls were made by the gamin, for several
persons, but the great Professor himself, came
forward of his own accord, and asked to be
heard. De commenced by recounting his
trials in starting the Cassville School, and as
the appropriations were increased, his great
success. He then unloaded his vials of wrath
upon everybody, and especially upon General
Beath and the Legislative .Committee. lie
then touched upon the witnesses, and said he
was convicted upon the testimony of five
scholars, and six employes of the school. lie
afterwards, however, agreed that McEldon - ny
had told the truth about his kissing one of the
girls, and spent five minutes in ridiculing, in a
jocular way, the idea of there being any harm
in his kissing a girl ; "kissing a girl, why
ain't that awful," he said. When it is remem
bered that this girl was past sixteen, and was
kissed by Lim in the ironing room, when alone,
the admission was damaging, and no doubt
will be denied hereafter, as it has been in the
past, as bitterly as the other charges. The
Professor went on to make many assertions
and charges, that were knows to be untrue
by the spectators, one of which was that the
citizens of this town (he excepted the Demo
crats and Woodsites) had never given a meal
or a night's entertainment to the Soldiers'
Orphans. This was grossly false, as all know
that for several years, the orphans were wel
comed with true hospitality by those citizens,
and up to the time the people became con
vinced that the Professor was too much of a
brute to receive their slighest recognition, and
then they were forced to relinquish very un
willingly their attentions to the orphans, to
save contact with this vile man having them
in charge. W. H. Woods was then called, but
declined to say anything, except that the
Committee, although set up by Speaker Mc-
Cormick for the purpose of convicting Mr.
Gass, had failed to do so.
Calls were made for others, but them being
no response the "bummers" declared the meet
ing closed. The "bummers" were seen as late
as next noon staggering aroundtrying to work
off the effects of the meeting.
But, 0 ! the sequel ! The awful sequel
On Thursday morning the report of the Com
mittee came to town, containing the verdict
that there was enough "unimpeached testi
mony to justify the Committee in believing
that the conduct of A. L. Guss, Principal, was
of an improper character," and recommending
the removal of the school ; and that the Leg
islature had immediately acted upon the report,
and ordered the removal at once.
The query now is, was the serenade in
earnest, or a sell?
CENTRAL PENNSYLVANIA CONFER
ENCE.—The following are the appointments of
the Central Pennsylvania Conference of the
M. FL Church for the Juniata and Altoona dis
tricts :
DISTRICT.—M. K. Foster, P. E ; Hun
tingdon, J. S. McMurray; Petersburg, J. A.
Ross; Manor Hill, W. A. Clippinger ; Ennis
mf.dle, J. Heckman ; Mt. Union, M. L. Smith ;
Newton Hamilton, A. R. Miller; McVeytown,
G. S. Sykes ; Granville, W. A. McKee ; Lewis
town, W. G. Fnrgnson, W. M. Fry - singer, sup;
Freedom, J. R. Akers ; Decatur, M. C. Piper ;
Milroy, J. P. Long; Mifflin, G. D. -Pennypack
er; Thompsontown, W. Schriber ; Port Royal,
W. R. Whitney, C. W. Marshall; New Bloom
field, A. W. Decker, L. S. Smith ;.Burnt Cab
ins, W. Dunmire ; Shirleyshurg, W. MeK.
Reily ; Three Springs, E. Shoemaker; Cass
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1111 , , G. W. Dunlap; McConnellstown, E.
White ; Saxton, W. 11. Stevens, W. E. Hock ;
Everett, J. Donahu ; Rays Hill, T. F. McClure,
D. IT. Huston-; Bedford, T. Sherlock; Bedford
Circuit, J. W. Ely; Schellsburg, James M.
Johnston; Pleasantville, J. W. Bell.
ALTOONA DISTRICT.—T. H. Reese, P. E.; Al
toona, First chard], J. Cures; Bth Avenue, R.
E. Wilson ; Third charge, D. Hartman ; Holli
daysburg, IL C. Pardoc ; Martinsburg, D. Cas
tleman; Williamsburg, J. W. Cleaver, J. P.'
Benford ; Tyrone, J. [I. McCord ; East Tyrone,
G. Guyer; Port Matilda, J. Ones; Bellefonte,
M. L. Smyser ; Penns Valley, J. W. Leckie;
Half Moon, .1. Lloyd ; Warriorsmark, W. Gwyn;
Birmingham, W. W. Reese ; Philipsburg, T.
Barnhart Graharupton, J. W. Haughawout,
A. McClosky ; Clearfield circuit, G. W. Bouse..
Other Appoin intents illiamsport, Price,
chapel, A. W. Gibson ; Shamckin, J. C.Clarke;
Sunbury, J. A. DeMoyer ; B .B. Hamlin, pre
siding elder Ihrrisburg district ; York first
church, A. M. Barnitz ; Wrightsville, R. Mal,
HUNTINGDON AND BROAD TOP RAIL
LOAD -Report of Coal Shipped: TONS
For week ending March 28, 1874 9,502
Same time last year
Increase for week
Decrease for week:
Shipped for the year 1874,
Same date last year
Increase for year 1874
Decrease
Oliver Cunningham has just opened a largo
wholesale Boot-and Shoe-Store at. No. 330 Al
legheny street, where he can supply merchants
with all goods in his line, cheaper than they
can buy them from Jobbers in the East, as
he gets all his goods direct from Boston, at
manufacturers' prices. April-3t.
HOLY WEEIt AND EASTER-TIDE SER
VICES.—The dailyservices, begun in St. John's
Church, Penn street, on Ash Wednesday, Feb
ruary 18th, and continued thus far through
Lent, will be concluded with Holy Week and
the Easter-tide, as follows :
Holy Week. Daily, (Acts 11, 16.) Palm
Sunday, (March 29th : 10:30 A. M., Morning
Prayer, Litany, Sermon, and Holy Commun
ion. 7:00 P. M., Evening Prayer, Sermon.
Week Days : 10:30 A. M., Morning Prayer, Ad•
dress. 7:00 P. M., Evening Prayer, Discourse.
Easter Tide. Easter Day, (April sth) : 5:40
(sunrise), Morning Prayer, Address. 10:30,
Litany, Sermon, Holy Communion. 7:00, Eve
ning Prayer, Sermon. Easter Monday : 10:30,
Morning Prayer, Address. Easter Tuesday;
10:30, Morning Prayer, Address.
The daily addresses will trace, step by step,
the progress of otir Blessed Lord's history
during this most memorable week of His life,
Palm Sunday we shall accompany Him on
His triumphal entry into Jerusalem. Mann
day Thursday, at the evening service, we shall,
with Him, psi take of the Holy Communion of
His "most precious Body and Blood," in lov
ing commemoration of His instituting it in
this "the same night in which He was betray
ed."
Good Friday we weep with them that weep
as they beheld Him hanging on the accursed
Easter E'Ven we bewail His absence during
His descent into hell, and keep holy vigil, ex
pecting His rising from the dead.
At the sunrise service on Easter Day, (like
then, of St. Mark xvi, 2), we hasten joyfully
to welcome the rising of "the Sun of Right
eousness with healingon His wings. (31a1.tv,2.)
All who love our Lord Jesus Christ in sin
cerity are invited to join with us in honoring
Him in the observance of this solemn season.
CHAS. 11. kIEAD, Rector.
LAST CHANCE !—Only 100 Town Lots
for sale in West Huntingdon at $2OO. Buy
from first hands and save money. Lots sold
three years ago for $2OO are now bringing
$6OO to $lOOO. They are in demand and sel
ling rapidly. Call on soon or address
It. ALLISON MILLER,
Apl—Ct. Real Estate Office, 238 k Penn St.
NoncE! !—The undersigned hereby
gives notice for the last time, to all persons that
are indebted to him, to call and settle their
accounts before the 25th of April, or they will
be left for collection.
Aprl-2t. OLIVER CUNNINGHAM.
FRESH ARRIVAL OF MILLINERY
GOODS.-Miss E. M. Africa has just returned
rom the east with a large and fashionable
stock of bonnets, hats, notions, assortment of
children's aprons, &c., &c. And every thing
in her line.
FOR SALE.-Blackstonc's Commentaries and
Bouvier's Law Dictionary. For particulars
call at this office.
LIIERARY DEPARTMENT.
A. B. Brumbaugh, M. D.„ Editor. All matter pertaining
to this department should be addressed to P. O. Box 12,
Huntingdon.
Claxton, Remsen and llaffelfinger, Philadelphia,
have become the publishers of the ''Field Practice
of Laying out Circular Curves for Railroads," and
"A New Method of Calculating the Cubic Con
tents of Excavations and Embankments by the
Aid of Diagrams, together with Directions for Es
timating the Cost of Earthwork," both by John C.
Troutwine, new editions of each of which are now
in preparation. In this connection we desire to
call attention to a recant work from the same pub
lishers, by Stephen Roper, Engineer; entitled "A
Catechism of lligh Pressure, or Non-Condensing
Steam Engines," including the modeling, con
structing, running a- d management of steam en
gines and steam boilers, profusely illustrated, and
containing a vocabulary. This is one of the most
useful manuals that has fallen into our hands in a
long time. Open it when you will, andyou will be
sure to find things to learn that you did not know
before. It is of special value to engineers, and
men who are employed about steam engines, and
every such person should have a copy a' hand.
19 mo., 222 pages, $1.75.
Our readers will be pleased to learn that the
Seribners ha're secured, for serial publication in
their magazine, the story by M. Jules Verne, now
appearing in the Magazin D'Etlacation et tie Re
creation, entitled "The Mysterious Island," in
which the author undertakes to show how a body
of men, thrown helpless upon a desert island, may
develop a living from purely scientific resources,
without any convenient wreck to draw upon for
the materials of life and comfort. It is commenced
in the April number and will be continued through
out the year. The illustrations will be profuse,
and from the original plates ; and the chapters
will be issued simultaneously with their appear
ance in Paris.
Lippincott'. Magazine, the handsomest of the
American monthlies, and as interesting and enter
taining as it is handsome, greatly pleases us in its
late numbers. The March number opens with one
of Edward Strahan's illuerrated papers describing
ajourney from "Paris to Marty by way of the
Rhine," which is continued by another chapter in
the April number. In each number these articles
are followed by choice papers of social andliterary
interest, poetry and serials. George MacDonald's
story, Malcolm, has reached the sixteenth chapter,
and increases in interest. The several depart
ments are well sustained, and full of entertain
ment. We desire to aid in having this favorite
monthly sustained, and now agree to receive, at
lowest club rates—s3.oo each—any number of sub
scriptions. Address this office.
We are in reseipt of a new pleasure in the Great
Weettra 3ronthlll, which commenced its career,
with the beginning of the present year, and we
hope it may prove as useful as these first numbers
would indicate, and its high aim be sustained.
This is another Pennsylvania magazine, published
in Philadelphia, though devoted to the interests
of the people of the whole country. It not only
embodirs'new features, but is an entirely new fea
ture throughout. Its field fur usefulness is large,
if it embraces all that its name would indicate.
It is to be devoted to Science, Art and Agriculture,
and to be independent. In matters of Science, it
promises to apply old truths, and new discoveries
of scientific men, to man's every day wants. In
Agriculture it expects to embrace within its scope
everything that shall be of interest and value to
those engaged in that important branch of our in
dustries. Terms, 53.00 per . year; 30 cents per
number. (Great Western Publishing Co., 302
Walnut Street.)
S , rihner's Monthly, fur April, contains the open
ing chapters of "The Mysterious Island," byJules
Verne. The story is profusely illustrated, and
promises as much ingenuity and interest as the
former writings of this famous:lather. In Edward
King's continuation of the Great South we are
treated this time to a "Ramble in Virginia." The
same author also contributes a poem on the death
of Parepa-Rosa, which must be admired by all
who read it. The paper which will att:act the
most attention from the pen of Augustus Blau
velt, on "Christ's Resurrection Scientifically Con
sidered," which oecupies t wen ty-two pages. Among
the remaining contents are papers of interest on
various subjects. (Scribner A Co., N. V.)
Adana,: Mowhig, for April, in addition to its
recent improvements, has now caught the inspira
tion which the spring has brought, and this month,
is more than usually attractive in the variety and
quality of its contents; varied as they arc from
grave to gay, from lively to serene. The poems
are by E. C. Steadman, C. P. Crunch, Elizilbeth
Stewart Phelps, and others, and arc of the reada
ble kind. David A. Wells discusses the currency
question, and exposes the fallacy of an irrcdceina
able paper currency. Every department is full
and interesting. No one can go amiss by sub
scribing for the Atlantic. (11. 0. Houghton do Co.,
Boston.)
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St. Mewing, which is acknowledged to bathe
best and handsomest youth's magazine ever pub
, lished, sill continues under the abl, editorship of'
Mrs. Mary Mapes Dodge. The April number
' contains thirty-six illustrations, and many articles
on topics sure to interest and instruct the young,
by such writers as Donald G. Mitchell, Elizabeth
Stewart Phelps, T. T. Trowbridge, Celia Thaxter,
T. B. Aldrich, Frank R. Stockton, and others.
(Scribner & Co., N. Y.)
The Sanitarian has removed from William St.
to 234 Broadway, opposite the Post Office. The
April number commences a new volume, and
comes to us greatly improved and with a very at
tractive table of contents. Drainage for Health ,
Concerning College Life, Warming and Ventilation,
Water, Nitrous Oxide Gas, Artificial Feeding of
Children, are among some of the articles. The
last named, itself, is worth many times the coat of
the annual subscription price, wherever there are
children to feed, and there arc few places exempted
from their presence. ("Sanitarian," N. 1 )
The Phrenological Journal, in all scatters of
progress, occupies the front rank, even greatly in
advance of more pretentious periodicals. Every
number contains interesting texts enough from
which to fill volumes. (S. R. Wells, N. Y.)
The To-day Printing and Publishing Company
is pushing forward its work with commendable en-
terprise. To-day, the paper which gives it name
is still improving, and presents a healthful ap
pearance. Every subscriber to if is prescnted with
his choice of one of the beautiful chromes executed
for that purpose—" Just So Iligh," "Little Sun
shine," or "Among the Dew-Drops." Each of
these is a gem of art, and would compare favorably
with the more expensive pictures. The new book
of "American Humor," by Max Adeler,—Out of
the Burly-Burly—announced some time ago. will
soon be ready. (To-Day Pub. Co., Philadelphia.)
Harper** Mfg/UZI/IC, for April, is embellished
with seventy-eight engravings. The number
opens with an illustrated paper by Charles Nord
hon. on "The Farelloon Islands," which arc the
home of innumerable birds, sea lions, Ac. In this
number, also, Gen. Geo. B. McClellan comes be
fore the country with his first article on Army Or
ganization, after a long obscurity. harpers
Magazine is always well filled with papers of great
historical and soical interest and value. Mr.
Deshler's article on the Defective Classes will pos
sess great interest at this time, as the care of the
deaf, dumb, blind and feeble-minded is command
ing the attention of our Legislatures as well as of
individuals. The neglect of these classes in our
State has been such that appeal after appeal has
been sent to the Legislature praying for measures
looking towards a bettering of their condition.
Every department is full andvaried. (Harper A
Bro., N . Y.)
Littell'e Liring Aye continues to bring to its pa
trons the cream of the foreign periodicals. Week
after week we are thus permitted to enjoy the pro
ductions of the ablest minds "across the water" in
our own homes, being brought together in this re
pository of literature. The contents are always
varied and entertaining (Littell A Gay, Boston.)
The Illustrated Annual of Phrenoloyy and Phys.
iouttonty for 1874, contains much valuable informa •
tion, illustrated with more then fifty engravings.
It is serpcising lases so mu•sh information can be
given far the small stun of twenty-five cents.
(S. R. Welly, N. Y.)
The Mediertl Record is a semi-monthly journal
of medicine and surgery, edited by George F .
Shrody, A. M., 31. D., andpublished by Wm. Wood
& Cc., 27 Great Jones St., New York, at 54.00 per
annum. It is now in its 9th volume, and is in
creasing in popularity with the profession. It is
filled with well-written articles of the greatest in
terest to all physicians, and others interested in
medical subjects. It is a live periodical, and
should be on the table of every practitioner.
VOICE OF THE PEOPLE.
FROM TILIIO24' 'VALLEY
Timm WALLEY, 4t Shpring dime, 1874.
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long dime ago, sliest I loik vor no wat yer
dinks tem falers do mit dot olt Kuss vor tem
dings wat tem gall nut poy shware she do
mit tem, eh ? If ter banks her, shust rill yer
roit weuns von Tedder? Mottaleuer he saysh
he nod viii pe afrate vor go on der Huntington
if olt Kuss kits bunked. I chinks,buthe wash
mat wen I rested tem dings vat tem poys
shu-aret ad her, unt he sate, I chinks, he dit
wisht ash hove I nod wash doo olt, unt lame,
vor der ko in der var, unt do kit gilt, tint he
wash won shogers witter, unt he shoot root
shoousped on der oshin vat he rites on, not
shust kallopped 01l ter ray to der Kashwille.
oder Hundington, not nock dot olt Kuss'
pranes end mit ter roler bin. Unt I kit mat,
doo, tint shware so hairt as Mottalener, tint
(links he shust sarfe dot ding roil, nod ish dot
so?
Olt Tarbarrer, if yer dit sea dot Tedder in
der SIIARNAL lasht reek, vat mine pruder-in
ter-law, Donny Dellershlecker be D. D. roil.
Well, I chinks, I nod dort she roil any more
Tedder pout she's breechin ant Bich. Yer nose
her meettu ish oil proked up! Yeah, it wash
shoe's breach vat konwarted olt Hesh, dot
dime on der Beetershbarrick, not she shun
packshlite. I chinks, me net mamy nod beers
if she koff her eyesh out. Tilly nod root make
she ko on der bet dot ray if she root led ter
oder reemens pe, put no, she shust ish von
olt Kegs. Unt now, olt Tarbarrer, sod tab
dot snuff vor make 01l nab memper shware
unt sich sliest wen us seesh how der broacher
mans do? Oh, mine konshins
I chinks, I wisht ash Mottalener shust wash
von witter shust ver see how he fix olt Kuss.
tint vat yer clinks spout Harry Shamber
lin ? I dit dink she rash von noice man; she
beeped sich goot viskey, unt I nod dink she
do dem dings vor olt Kuss, loik she do vor olt
Livershton, yer nose unt sich.
I chinks, if olt Kuss pe bunked, unt if
she nod be she vill pe shoodet, I nod shtill
ken led mine olt vooman ko on yer down, awver
olt Shamperlin she shteal him unt run off mit
him, not I nod rill half any crow, nod ish dot
so, eh ?
Oh say, vor wat ish Kuss mat to olt Betri
ken ? Dit yer seet how she roit in ter Glope
unt sate Hall Musser not Sam Prown, not
Toty unt Wanterslice, and ornery Pruce Pet
reken, unt den, I chinks, W. H. Woots, eshquier,
shust loik if she roit mine name, now nod ish
dot won runny?
I nod kin roit yer cony more dings shust
now. Mottalener he vent ofer do ter hill mit.
to togs, lint, I dinks tem sheer ub some hole
kat, unt I gose rouut der toder ray unt watt&
ter krossin unt keels some. Iv yer rants dot
tog koom soon. We liaff sefen more vine
buppys, tint ban spare von or ter olt togs
veil snuff.
Iv yer seesh mine proder Grisley tell her
ilottalener (links we kan shpare her von bup
now, iv tem 01l Lose veil, tint dot we'l gill her
a shtart in ter worlt, tint she may make some
dings yed. Vrom yer tear vrient,
Misirmt YonA,xes, Eshquier.
_ _ _
S. P. 1 nod dinks ov any clink more dish
dime, dot ish so. Oh, say, olt Tarbarrer, vor
hoo ish dot leetle Harber Shyster ? Ish; she
von tule vor olt Shamperlin, eh ? I chinks she
shust ish loik von ov tern leetle benny tog.
HUNTINGDON MARKETS.
Corrected Weekly by Henry Co
• IlturrixtmoN, PA., March 31, 1874.
Superfine Flour S 6 25
Extra Flour 7 50
Fat trtillFluur
Red *heat.
White Wheat.
Bork - per cord
Barley
Butler
Brooms doz
Beeswax 11 pound
Beene bushel
Beet
Cloverseed 64 pounds
Corn bushel on ear
Corn shelled
Chickens lb
Corn Mealr 7 . ewt
Candles IS lb
Cranberries Vi quart
Dried Apples . B lb
Dried Cherries TA lb
Dried Beef
Eggs
Flaaseou V bushel
Hops V pound
Hams rooked
Shoulder
llay tau
Lard Ea M urw
Largo . onlons %% bushel
Oatx
P?tutoes 11 bushel new
Plasier trton ground l4 00
Rags 2
Rye 75
Rye Chop II cwt 1 75
By Straw ? boodle l2
Wool wusbed, 40045
Wool unwashed • - 3 O 3O
MartingeL
ISENBERG—COZZEN.—On the 19th ult., by the
Rev. J. A. Peters, Mr. Marshall C. Isenberg to
Miss Clara J. (Nissen, both of Porter township.
WHITE—TAILOR.—At the Valley House, in
Lewistown, on the 19th ult., by Rev. J.
Brown, Mr. John G. White to Miss Lovina S.
Tailor, hoth of Huntingdon county, Pa.
FINK—ROLLERS.—On the 17th inst., at the res
idence of J. A. Fiok, in Lewistown, by the Rev.
J. 11. Brown, Mr. Benjamin Fink to Miss Re
becca Sollors, both of Huntingdon county, Pa.
LYNN—EDWARDS.—On the 25th ult., at the
Jackson House, by the Rev. A. G. Hole, Mr. G.
W. Lynn to Miss Mary M. Edwards, ell of
Petersburg, P 4.
HETRICK—KEIPER.—On the Nth ult., by the
some, at the house of the bride's father, near
McConnellstown, Mr. Samuel G. Hetrick, of
Marklesburg, to Miss Lou Reiper.
LOVE—DONNELY.—On the 25th ult., by the
Rev. J. D. Peters, Mr. John D. Love to Miss
Mary E. Donnely, both of Blair county.
WRIttIiT—REED.—At the residence of J. R.
Durborrow, esry., on the 25th ult., by the Rev.
A. W. Decker, Mr. Amon H. Wright to Miss
Rachel W. Reed, all of this county.
DIRKHIMER —YOUNG.—On the 19th ult., by
Jacob Brown, esry., Mr. Samuel Birkhimer to
Miss Rachel A. M. Young, all of Petersburg,
Huntingdon county, Pa.
Teittlu.
RHODE.—On the 3d ult., in Ilartslog Valley,
Lewis 11. Knode, aged 03 years, 9 months and
15 days.
BISBIN.—On the 19th ult., in Alexandria, John
Eisbin, aged 77 years, 10 months and 9 days.
LLOYD.—In this place, on the 24th ult., after a
lingering but painful illness, John S.. sou of
John and Mary Lloyd, aged 3 years and l day.
Why this deep. and awful gloom,
Sighs and bitter weeping,
lie whose mansion is the tomb.
Is not dead but sleeping.
Darling, from thy heavenly rest,
From toy home among the blest
Come in angel form to cheer.
Those who sorrow for thee here.
Why should I grieve my soul or weep,
No more he'l visit me.
My soul will mount to him at last,
And there forever with my child I'll be.
METZ.—On the 22d ult.. in West township, Mrs.
Terrance, wire of Dr. John Metz, aged SJ years,
to,nths and fire days.
METZ.—On the nth ult., in West township, Dr.
.lohn Metz, aged SS years, 2 months and 10
days.
Special Notices
THIRTY YEARS' EXPERIENCE
of an old Nurse. Mrs. Winslow's Soothing Syrup
is the prescription of one of the best Female
Physicians and Nurses in the United States, and
has been used for thirty years with never fail
ing safety and success by millions oftootheis arid
children, from the feeble infant of one week old to
the adult. It corrects acidity of the stomach, re
lieves wind colic, regulates the bowels, and gives
rest, health and comfort to mother ancchild. We
believe it to be the Best and Surest Remedy in
World iu all cases of Dysentery and Diarrhoea in
Children, whether it arises from Teething or from
any other cause. Full directions for using will
accompany each bottle. None Genuine unless the
fac-simile of CURTIS PERKINS is on the out
side wrapper. Sold by all Medicine Dealers.
Ju1y16,1873-4.
HOUSEHOLD ! WM" WILL YOU SUE
FER.
To all persona
suffer-
PANACEA ing from Illieuruntisiu
Neuralgia, Demurs in the
!limbs o ! rstomaeli,l3illions
!Colic, Pain in the bowels
. !or side, we would say,
—AND— !run llousituotdi PANA
10EA and FAMILY
.I, •
KENT IS of all others the
!remedy you want for in-
FAMILY ternal and external use.
It has cured the above
complaints in thousands
of cases. There is no mis-
LINIMEN T h ake about it. Try it.
• Sold by all Druggists.
Ju1y18,1873-Iy.
CENTAUR LINIMENT,
There pain, which the Centaur Liniments will not
relieve, no swelling they will not subdue, and no lameness
u - hich they will not cure. This isstrong language, but it
its true. They Lave produced more cures of rheumatism,
neuralgia, lock jaw, palsy, sprains, swelling, caked breasts,
scalds, intrus, salt-rheum, ear-ache, &a., upon the human
Lame, and of strains, spavin, galls , &c., upon the animals
in one year than Lave all other pretended remedies since
the world began. They are counter-irritant, all healing
pain relievers: Cripples throw away their crutches, the
Inc walk, posionous bites are rendered harmless and the
wounded are heided without a sear. The recipe is pub
lished owned each bottle They sell as no article ever bc-
fore sold, *LEW they sell because they do just what they pre
tend to do. Those who now .ITer from rhutuallnln, punt
or swelling deserve t' suffer if they will not use Centaur
Liniment, white wrapper. More than lOW certificates of
remarkable cures, including frozen limbs, chronic rheu
matism, gout, running tumors, Sc., hare been received.
We will send a circular containing cc - title:des, the recipe
Se., gratis, to any ono requesting it. Oat Lotto of tha
yellow wriapper Centaur Liniment id worth nate hundred
dollars tor spavined or sweenied horses and mules,. or tor
Brew-worn in sheep. Stock-owners—these liniments are
worth your attention. No tinnily shoukl be without them.
•White wrapper for family me;" Yellow wrapper for an•
imale. Sold by all Druggi.de. 50 emits per &Alla; huge
bottles, $l.OO. J. B. Rose it Co., 53 Broadway, New York.
CASTOBIA is more than a substitute for Castor Oil. It
is the only safe article in existence which is certain to as
similate the food, regulate the bowels, cure wind-colic
and produce natural sleep. It contains nether minerals
morphine or alcohol, and is pleasant to take. Children
need not try and mothers may rest.
For sale by JOIDFAREAD & SONS.
0ct.15,1873-Iy.
NO EXCUSE FOR BEING SICK.
No person can use Boschee's German Syrup
without getting immediate relief and cure. We
have the first case of Coughs,. Colds or Consump
tion, or any disease of the Throat and Lungs, ye . t
to hear from that has not been cured. We have
distributed every year for three years over 250,0110
sample bottles roan OF C 11.." by druggists
in all parts of the United States. No other man
ufacturer of Medicine ever gave their preperations
such a test as this. Go to your Druggist and get
a bottle for 75 cents and try it—two doses will re
lieve you.
Aug.20,1873-Iy.
THE MOST WONDERFUL DISCOV ,
ERY OF THE 19th CENTURY.
Dr. S. D. Howe's Arabian Milk-Cure for Con
sumption, and all diseases of the Throat, Chest
and Lungs. (The only medicine of the kind in
the world.) A substitute for Cod Liver Oil. Per
manently cures Asthma, Bronchitis, Incipient
Consumption. Loss of Voice, Shortness of Breath,
Catarrh, Croup. Coughs, Colds, &c., in a few days,
like magic. Price SI per bottle. Also, Dr. S. D.
llowe's Arabian Tonic Blood Purifier, which dif
fers from all other preparations in its immediate
action upon the Liver, Kidneys and Blood. It is
purely vegetable, and cleanses the system of all
impurities, builds it right up, and makes Pure,
Rich Blood_ It cures Scrofulous Diseases of all
kinds, removes Constipation, and regulates the
Bowels. For "General Debility," "Lost Vitality,"
and "Broken-down Constitutions," I "challenge
the lfith Century" to find its equal. Every bottle
is worth its weight in gold. Price SI per btttle.
Sold by S. S. SMITH & SON, Draggist,
Sole Agents No. 616 Penn street, Huntingdon, Pa.
Dn. S. D. HOWE, Sole Proprietor,
161 Chambers St., New York.
N0v.5,1873-limos.
CHILDREN OFTEN LOOK PALE
and Sick from no other eauso than having
worms in the stomach. BROWN'S VERMIFUGE
COMFITS will destroy Worms- without injury to
the child, being perfectly WHITE, and free from
all coloring or other injurious ingredients usually
used in worm preparations.
CURTIS ,S.; BROWN, Proprietors,
No. 215 Fulton Street, New York.
Sold by Druggists and Chemists, and dealers in
Medicines at 25 cents a box.
N Sold 1,1, JOHN READ & SONS. •
Ju1y16,1873-ly.
New Advertisements,
NOTICE IN PARTITION.
Notice in partition in the estate of John
Gifford. Notice to Joseph It. Gifford, Hollidays
burg, Blair county, Pa., Joseph C. Crownover
Mount Pleasant, Westmoreland county, Pa.. Take
Notice that an Inquest will be held on the Man
icon Faun of Jobs Gifford, dereas• it, in the town
ship of ;Shirley, in the county of Huntingdon, on
the 31st day of March, A. It., 1874, at 10 o'clock
in the forenoon of that duy,for the purpose of ma
kingpartition of the real estateof said deceased, to
and among, the children and legal representatives,
if the same can be done Without prejudice to or
spoiling of the whole, otherwise to value and ap
praise the same according to law • at which time
and place you may attend if you think proper.
AMON HOUCK,
March4,lB74-41. Sheriff,
'IOWA AND NEBRASKA !
MILLIONS OF ACRES OF THE BEST LA,XD
in the West, for sale on Tea Years' Credit, at 8
per Cent. interest, by the Burlington 35 Missouri
River Railroad Company.
NO PAYMENTS REQUIRED
except interest, till fifth year. Rich Sail, warns
Climate, long Seasons, low Tares, and free Educa
tion, Free Fare and lose Freights on household
goods to those who
BUY THIS YEAR.
For Circulars and .Maps, with full particulars, ad.
dress (1110. S. HARRIS,
Land Cony r, Burlington, lowa.
Marcia-3mo,
New Advertisements
FOR SALE.
One second-banded 10 horsepower Portable
Engine Boiler,.tvith Smoke Stack, Steam 13uage,
Grate Bars, Pump and fixtures in good running
order. Price low. Address
W. 11. H. NEVLING CO..
Founders and Machinists, Tyrone, Pa.
March2s,lBl4.tf.
LIST OF GRAND JURORS
for a Court of Quarter Sessions to he held at
Huntingdon, in and for the county of Huntingdon, the
second Monday and 13th day of April, A. D., 1874.
William Adams, farmer, Shirley ; John Bolinger, farmer,
Clay; George Black, farmer, Henderson ; James Cozens,
farmer, Oneida; John M. Drake, teacher, Clay; J. Wilson
Greenland; cinch, Huntingdon; Andrew Grubb, farmer,
Penn; Geo. W. Glazier, carpenter, Huntingdon; Robert
Greene, farmer, Ranee •, T. K. Henderrson, fanner. War
riorsmark ; Samuel Hannah, teacher, Warrioremark ;
John X. Lutz, farmer, Shirley; Jonathan K. Metz, Coroner,
Brady; John Kelton, laborer, West; John tiightwine,
farmer, Henderson; Alexander Oaks, merchant, West;
A. P. Owens, merchant, Warriorsmark ; Ore. Pardoner,
wagenrnaker, Gass; Jam. Rlnee, Justice of the Pence,
Tell; John Spangler, gent, Ca.; .1: mesa. Stewart, mill.,
West; Samuel C. T.sey, farmer, Morris; 'Elijah Weston,
farmer, IVarriorsmark ; A. P. White, farmer, Oneida.
Given under our bands and seal the 2nd day of March,
A. D. 1874. A3fON HOUCK, Sheriff.
JonN G. STEWA RT, t ury
el. BROOK S.
,TST OF TRAVERSE JURCIRS
-.- 41 for a Court of Common Picas to he held at
Huntingdon, in and for the county of Huntingdon, the
third Monday and 30th day of April, A. D., 1074.
John Q. Adams, farmer, Franklin ; Eli. Harlot, carpen
ter, Huntingdon; G. L. S. oker, painter, do. do.; 'Wash
ington Buchanan, do. do.; Joseph Biggins, farmer, Car
lon; John It. Donaldson, farmer, Lincoln; Silas Gibbo
ney, farmer, Barrer ; Robert Grathus, gent, Alexan6ria ;
Jacob Herncane, farmer, Porter; John Ingram, farmer,
Franklin; John 11. Isett, farmer, Penn; Hugh Johnston,
merchant, West; William Long, blacksmith, Huntingdon;
Henry Leister, inn keeper, Huntingdon; William Morgan,
Etrmer, Shirley; Andrew McCoy, brickmaker, Hunting
don ; Samuel G. Miller, blacksmith, Broad Top; Edward
MeK Brick, blacksmith, Mount Union; Abraham Myerly,
farmer, Cam; .1. G. McClure, merchant, Tell; Henry A.
Mark, farmer, Juniata; George Mountain, farmer, do. do,;
Henry Neff, gent, West; Joseph Oburn, merchant, do. do. ;
James S. Oaks, farmer, West ; Samuel Petghtal, farmer,
Juniata; John IL Russell, farmer, Hopewell ; David It.
pelt, farmer, Henderson; Alexander Scott, blacksmith,
Jackson ; B. F. Stitt, farmer, Dublin ; James Stewart,
farmer, Jackson; George W. Stevens, farmer, Cam; James
Watson, farmer, Walker; Isaac Woomer, miller, Franklin;
William Weaver, farmer, Hopewell; F. B. Wallace, mer
chant, Huntingdon.
Given under our hands and seal the Ind day of March,
A. D. 1874. AMON HOUCK, Sheriff.
JOHN G. STEWART, j J ury
S. BaooEs,
•
LIST OF TRAVERSE JURORS
for a Court of Common Pleas to be held at
Huntingdon, in and for the county of Huntingdon, the
second Monday and 1:1111 day of April A. D., 1874.
R. K. Allison, farmer, Brady; Thomas Ashman, farmer,
Shirley ; Robert Bigham, farmer, do. do.; John P. Book,
farmer, Cromwell; Benjamin Cross, carpeater,Alexanhria ;
Andrew Carberry, farmer, Hopewell; Anderew Crown
over, merchant, Barree ; James A. Cook, farmer, led ;
Miles Davison, fernier, Barrer - James N. Doris, teacher,
Morris; John Dick, painter, linutingilon : William Davis,
• merchant, Morris; David 11. Fisher, fanner, Lincoln;
Stephen Gorsuch, farmer, Oneida; Elijah Gillum, farmer,
West; Jacob H. Grove, teacher, Peon ; Budd Harshberger,.
Dame; Benjamin Harncane, liuntingdon; 11. M. Hewett,
firmer, West; David Hamilton, farmer, I'm, Frederick
Barman, farmer, Cromwell; Benjamin Heffner, farmer,
Walker • WilsorcHauck,farnier. Tad; Richard W. Hudson,
farmer. ' Clay; 14111i:till B. JOhll6loll, farmer, Franklin;
Joel Kauffman. farmer, Brady; Joseph Kathie, farmer,
Porter; James Kenn eily. flinnt•r, 110. do ; John R. Lowrey,
farmer, Warriorsniark ; Jacob Longenecker, Etrmrr, West;
Samuel B. Lynn, fanner, Springfield ; Wm. B. McWilliams,
farmer, Franklin; John Morrow, farmer, Dublin; David
B. Mong, tanner, Warriorsinark; 81/111111,1 Metz, farmer,
Brady; Harry McAteer, gent, Alexandria; Henry G. Neff,
farmer, Porter; John Numer, farmer, Henderson; Dear
Norris ' farmer ' Penn; James ()re, farmer, Tell; Abraham
Piper,farmer,Porter, ; Henry Shultz, farmer, Franklin;
Peter Shaver, farmer, Morris; George W. Swartz, jeweler,
Huntingdon; Henry Snare, carpenter, do. do.; David
Tus•try, farmer, Porter; Lewis 31. Stewart, gent, Morris;
Jacob Wible, fanner, Springfield.
Given under our banibi and seal the 2nd day of March,
A. D., 1874. AMON HOUCK, Sheriff.
JOHN G. STEWS.
S. Biwa.% ' .Inry Com'rs.
MILLIONS OF ACRES
RICH FARMING LANDS
TN NEBRASKA.
NOW FOR SALE VERY CHEAP.
Ten Years Credit, Interest only S per cent.
Descriptive Pronphlds, with Sectioned Mops, :entire,
THE PIONEER,
A handsome Illustrated Paper, containing the
Homestead Low, mailed free to all parts of the
world. Address 0. F. DAVIS,
Land Commissioner U. P. R. R.
OMAHA, NEB.
SEED) - DPLANTi. F W.I. T IrRBEg B CO
Brooklyn,
winam.Coen.ofr,llassort
ment,
at moderate prices. Twelve assorted plants sent free
by snail for $1.15. 25 papers Flower Seeds sent for It. Cat
alogues sent free on npplication.
THE SHORTEST ROUTE TO FORTUNE!
$450.000 GIVEN AWAY!
$1.03,000..F0R ONLY $2,50 !
A GRAND LEGAL GIFT CONCERT
in aid of a Juvenile Reform School at Leavenworth. Kan.
DRAWING APRIL 30, 1874.
One Prim guaranteed in ever package or T 1 Ticket,
Single Tickets, $2,5,1; 5f *r $l2 ; 11 for $25. But fow tick
eteleft ; and, as our Filles are rapid, purchasers should or
der at ono°. Any money uniting too 11. Wlll he return
ed. Good reliable Agents wanted evorywhere. For full
particulars, address
SIMON ABELES, Leavenworth, Kan.
WANTED AGENTS i i . ,1 1 ; n ° l77lZ;osa p'i-
Religion and Health united—A splendid premium to every
subscriber—nothing like it in the country--a rare chance
—particulars free.—B. B. RUSSELL, Publ'r, Boston Mass.
EXTERMINATORS
AND INSECT POWDER
For RATS, MICE, ROACHES, ANTS, BED-BUGS,
MOTHS, &c.
J. F. HENRY, CURRAN 4; CO., N. Y. Sole Agents.
NEW YORK DAY-BOOK.
A DEMOCEATIC WEEKLY. Established 1850. It sup
ports White Supremacy political and social. Terms, 02
per year. To clubs, nine copies for $B. Specimen copies
free. Address DAY-BOOK, New York City.
W RITE for a Price List to J.ll. JOHNSTON
GREAT WESTERN GUN WORKS
179 Smithfield St., Pittsburg., Pa.
Breeeh-Loading Shot Gna, $4O to $31 , 0. fallible Shot
Guns, $S to $l5O. Single Guns, $3 to $2O. Rifles, $R t o
$75. Revolvers, $5 to $25. Pistols, $1 to $B. Gun Ma
terial, Fishing Tnele, &c. Large discounts to dealers or
clubs. Army Guns, Revolvers, etc., bought or traded for.
Goods sent by rupee's C. 0. D., to be examined before paid
for.
EAT TO LIVE!
Write to F. E. SKr= & Atlantic Mills, Brooklyn, N.
Y.. manufacturers of the Cu., )RUSHED WHITE WIIEAT,
for their pamphlet (sent free) on FOODS, with important
extracts fern LINER; JOHNSTON and other scientists. Read
it and save your HEALTH and MONEY..
BUY J. & P. COATS' BLACK
THREAD for your MACHINE,
FITS and EPILEPSY
positively cured. The worst eases, of longest standing,
by using DR. Ilzunsitn's Cuge. A bottle sent razz to all
addressing J. E. Insin.rs, Druggist, 814 6th Ave., N. Y.
MURDER will out ! Truth Triumphant !
Agents, old and young, male and fe
male, make more money selling our French and American
jewelry, Books and Games than at anything else. Greatest
inducements to Agents and Purchase.. Catalogues, Terms
and full particulars sent free to all. Address
P. 0. VICKERY, Augusta, Maine.
. .
March2s-4t.
yIS ART'S
PINE TREE TAR CORDIAL.
NATURE'S GREAT REMEDY
TEIROAT AND LUNG DISEASES!!
It to the vital principle of the Pine Tree, ob
tained by .s peculiar process in the distillaticu of
the tar, by nhich its highest medicinal properties
are retained. Tar Cecil in its crude state has been
recommended by eminent physicians of every
school. It is confidently offered to the afflicted for
the following simile reasons:
I. It cures—not by abruptly stopping the Cough
but by dissolving the phlegm and assisting maitre
to throw off the unhealthy matter causing the ir
ritation. In cases of seated Consumption it both
prolongs and renders lees burdensome the life of
the afflicted sufferer.
2. Itilicalin.• principle arts upon the irritated
surface of the rungs, penetrating to each diseased
part, relieving pain, and subduing inflammation.
3. It purifies and enriches the blood. Positively
curing all humors, from the common pimple or
eruption to the severest cases of Scrofula. Thous
ands of affidavits could be produced from those
who have felt the beneficial effects of Pine,Tree
Tar Cordial in the various diseases arising from
impurities of the blood.
4. It invigorate* the digestive organs and restore*
the appetite.
All who have known or tried Dr. L. Q. C. Wis
hart's remedies require no reference from us, but
the names of thousands cured by them can be giv
en to any one who doubts our statement. Dr. L.
Q. C. Wishart's Great American Dispepsin Pills
and Worm Segni. Drops have never been equalled.
For sale by all Druggists and Storekeepers, and
at Dr. L. Q. C. WISIIART'S Office,
No. 232 N. Second St,, Philadelphia.
March2s-3woo,
New Advertisements
WANTED.
A lady canvasser to take charge of a
popular article. To one of experience, or willing
to learn, and withal industrious, a reasonable sal
ary will be paid. This is an excellent opportunity
for an active young lady. Apply, soon, to BOX
12, Huntingdon, Pa. Jan.l4-tf
PORTAGE NAIL WOAKS
DUNCANSVILLE, BLAIR COUNTY, PA
NAILS!
The above works being again operated by the
uadersigned, offers to the trade a full supply of
their justly celebrated Nails at the lowest prices
JOHN MUSSELMAN.
Duneansville, March IS, 1574-3 m.
MILNWOOD ACADEMY
WILL OPEN ON WEDNESDAY APRIL 15th,
Students prepared for College, Business or
Teaching. For particulars. apply to
Rev. w:•C. KC LEN, / Yrinc• ,
r.
R. S. KUHN,
Shade Gap, Huntingdon county, Pa.
March
[Eotate of JOHN CA HMOS, <ltccoood.]
Letters of Administration having been granted
to the undersigned on the estate of John Carmen,
lute of the borough of Huntingdon, deceased. all
persons knowing themselves indebted are reques
ted to make immediate payment, and those har
ing claims to present them duly authenticated for
settlement.
THOMAS CARMON,
Administrator.
3farchlB,lS74.
ADMINISTRATOR'S NOTICE.
[Estate of DAVID BECK, deceased.]
. . . .
Letters of Administration having been granted
o the undersigned, upon the estate of David
Beck, late of Warriersmark township, deceased,
al! persona indebted to said estate will make im
mediate payment, and those having claims will
present them duly authenticated for settlement.
SAMUEL RALSTON,
Administrator.
SIMPSON & ARMITAGE,
Attorneys.
Marchll-6t,
PIANO FOR SALE AT A BARGAIN
A good Steinway Piano that cost $500.00;
used very little; will be sold for $300.00 cash, or
$325.00 part cash and indorsed note . for balance.
Call on Mrs. HARRIET REED,
No. 218 Washington Street, or
JAS. A. BROWN,
525 Penn St., Huntingdon, Pa.
Marchll,lSi4-Imo.
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TERslB.—Single copies, 45 tents ; one copy one
year, $3; two copies one year, $9; five copies one
year, $2O. Agents wanted to get up clubs. Ad
dress, E. R. PELTON, Publisher,
108 Fulton Street, Now-York.
March2s-31.
60 CHORE BUILDING- LOTS !
60 Choice BUILDING LOTS, in Taylor'. Ad•
dition to Wert Huntingdon," for sale.
Apply to
JOHN F. MILLER
G RAND EXPOSITION
FALL AND WINTER -GOODS
111 EREENBERG'S
NEW STORE, next door to the Post Ofdee, Run
tingdon, who has now in store the largest and
most desirable stock of seasonable goods, for
MEN AND BOYS
that linE ever been opened in Huntingdon. The
stock con fist of
BLACK CLOTHS, DOE SKINS, ENGLISH,
SCOTCH. -FRENCH DOMESTIC AND
FANCY CASSIMERES,
which will be made up in the best style and in hie
peculiarly neat fit and durable manner.
If you want a good suit of cloths cheap,
Call at H. GREENBERG'S.
If you want a good Childs suit (from 3 years up,)
Call at H, GREENBERG'S.
If you want a good Boys snit,
Cali at 11. GREENBERG'S .
If you want a good Youths snit,
Call at H. GREENBERG'S.
Tryon wont a good Suit made to order,
Call at II- GREENBERU'S:
If you want a nice line Cents Furnishing Goods,
-Call st 11. GREENBERG'S.
Also, Ousainaeroa sold by the vsid,
At IL GREENBERG'S:
Titors Trimmings of all kinds for sale,
At 11. GREENBERG'S.
ALL GOODS WARRANTED as ILEPREI3ENTED
Apri130.1873-Iy.
Real Estate
J. BALL BUSSES
K. ALLEN LOVELL,
T_TUNTINGDON LAND AGENCY.
Persons having Real Estate to .11, as wells,
those who wish to purchase, will find it greatly to
their advantage to consult the undersigned, who,
in connection with their practice as Atiorneys-at
Law, in the settlement of Estates, Ac., are able to
afloat speedy and satisfactory purchases and sales
of farms, town properties, timber lands, .te.
LOVELL MUEZER,
lEuntingdon, Pa.
New Advertisements.
B UCKEYE POULTRY YARDS,
OFFER FOR SALE,
EGGS FOR HATCHING,
From the following varieties of Pure-Bred Land
and Water 1 owls, at $2.50 per dozen :
Dark and Light Brahman; Buff, Black, White
and Partridge Cochlea: Brown and White Leg,-
horns; White and Silver-Grey backings; Ply
mouth Rocks: lioudans; Black Rod, Earl Derby,
and Pile Games• Rouen and Aylesbury Ducks;
Toulouse and Bremen Geese.
I warrant one-half of each dozen Eggs to hatch ;
if they do not I will replace them at 50 cents per
dozen. Send Stamp tar circular. Eggs sent C.
0. D., if desired. Address,
ISAAC LYNDE,
Marlboro, Stark Co. 0.
March4-2mos.
ADMINISTRATOR'B NOTICE.
[Estate.of JOHN RICHARDS, deceased.]
Letters of Administration having been granted
to the undersigned, on the estate of John Richards,
late of Coalmont borough, deceased, all persons
knowing themselves indeotc:: to said estate will
make immediate payment, tend those having
claims will pre=en. them duly authenticated for
settlement.
RICIIA RD OWENS
THOS. J. RICHATiIiS,
Coatinunt, I'. O.
Narel: 1.
SEEDS AND PLANTS.
C. C. True Cape Cod Cranberry, best B,)rt, for
C. Upland, Lowland, or Garden, by mail, pre
paid, $l.OO per 100, .t 45.1,0 per 1,000. A p r i ce d
Catalogue, of this and all Fruits. Ornamental
Trees, Everosens, Shrubs, Bulbs, Roses, Plants,
&c., and FRESII FLOWER AND CARDEN
SEEDS, the choicest collection in the country,
with all novelties, will be sent gratis to any plain
address. 25 sorts of either Flower, Garden, Tree,
Fruit, Evergreen, or Herb Seeds, for $l.OO. sent
by wail, prepaid. WHOLESALE CATALOGUE
TO THE TRADE.
B. M. WATSON, Old Colony Nurseries and
Seed Warehouse, Plymoth, Mass. Establishes
1942. [Feb.25;74-
ASSIGNEE'S NOTICE.
All persons indebted to J. Clark walker,
of Petersburg, are required to settle and pay the
same, and all persons having claims against him
are requested to present them to the undersigned.
A small stook of store goods are offered for solo
and a good business stand for rent, on favorable
terms.
IL ORLADY,
Petersburg, Feb. 9, 15747 Assignee.
$50,000 FOR $l.OO
THE FIRST GRAT SALT LAKE GIFT
Concert, antkorind by and under tho immediate
supervision of the city authorities of Corinne City,
for the benefit and in aid of the
PUBLIC FREE SCHOOL,
THE ONLY FREE SCHOOL TN UTAH TERRI:
Truite. of Free School
CAPT. S. HOWE, J. S. GERRISH AND
ALEX: TOPONCE,
$226,500
DISTRIBUTED TO THE TICKET HOLDERS
-AT A
GRAND GIFT CONCERT,
TO BE HELD AT TILE
OPERA HOUSE, CITY os CORINNE,
MARCH 31st, 1974.
DEPOSITORY, BANE_,OF CORLNNE,
$500,000 TICKETS!
PRICE $l.OO EACH,
OR SIX FOR FIVE DOLLARS
$226,500 IN GIFTS
AS FOLLOWS
1 Grand Cash Gift
1 " " .....
" $l,OOO each,
. 500 each
•` ICO each
" 50 each
. 20 each.
o 10 each
5 each
• 1 each.
100 "
200 "
700 "
600 "
1,300 "
50,000 "
52,934 Cash Cifts, amounting 'to $226,500
ONE CHANCE IN EVERY NINE!
Thetlistribution will be in public, and'will be
made under theoame form and regulations as the
San Francisco and Louisville Library Gift Con
cert, under the provisions of a committee of prom
inent citizens seleeted by the ticket holders.
References as to the integrity of this enterprise
and of the management is made to the tollowning
well known citizens:
Sam. L. Tibbals, A. Taponee, J. Malsb, J. 11.
Gerrieh—Members of City Council.
Judge T. J. Black, Asst. U. S. Assessor; Malsh
it—Greenwald, Proprietors Metropolitan Hotel;
Eugene Moore, City Marshal; W. W. Hull, Arch
itect; J. Kehoe, Constable; J. Kupfer, Jeweler ;
Capt. S. Howe, Contractor ; 0. D. Richmond di
Co., Commission Merchants; M. E. Campbell,
Proprietor Central Hotel; Singleton t Creatb,
Proprietors Pacific Stables ; S. P. Ilitch, - Merchant,
Sandy, Utah ; A. G. Garrison '
Helena, Montana.
We will innounce 'that each tind every person
buying a ticket can at Any . and all times examine
our books and all business transactions connected
with the enterprise; and as the.drawing of prizes
- will be placed in the bands of honest and disin
terested men, it will insure a fair and impartial
distribution.
GOOD RESPONSIBLE AGENTS WANTED,
LIBEEAL COMMISSION ALLOWED.
Money should be sent by Express or by
Draft on any solvent bank, by Post/office Money
Order, or Registered Letter, at our risk. For par
ticulars, address
F. W. MORGAN, Manager,
jan-21-31nos.j Look BOX. laS, Corinne, Utah
T'OR SALE.
A judgment obtained before Esquice . X . oung„
for $99.99, against 'Messrs. Knodo do Philips, of
Alexandria, Pa., upon which.* stay of nine montbs
has been taken.
Apply to Alexandria, Pa.
.1)ec.3,13-to July 1,.74. 0 .
2 MACHOICE SALE BUILDDtG LOTS
t." N- 1 FOR ,
At $5O per Lot—Three Year Ptlments!
These lots lie within 300 hundred yards of the
new school house in West Huntingdon; fronting 50
feet on Brady street and running back 150 feet to
a 20 foot alley.
Also, ground by the Acre, for building purposes,
for sale. Inquire of
E. C. SUMMERS
Huntingdon, Nov. 26, '73-Iy
GOODS FOR THE MILLION
AT Till: ,
WEST HUNTINGDON BAZAR:
Corner of Ninth and Wag/lb:gime ,S'trect,
This establishment bse jest. reneived a large and
varied assortment of seasonable goods, cansistip 4
in part of
DRY GOODS
DRESS GOOL)S,
DRESS TRIMMINGS,
NOTIONS OF ALL KINDS,
GROCERIES,
PROVISIONS,
BOOTS AND SHOES,
HATS, CAPS, HOSIERY,
and all articles usually found in a first-class store.
The public are respectfully invited to call and.
examine goods and prices.
Don't forget the place, corner Ninth and Wash
ington streets, West Uuntingdoe, Pa.
G. W. JOiLNSTON J co.
0ct.15,1873.
.$50,000
. 2L,00D
. 12,0 , 10
8,000
11.1:t;
s,Utti
• 4,000
3,000
2,00
5,01.1
.... 10,000
.... 10,000
.... 10,006
14,000
0,500
50,000