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Q Time, upon whose viewless wing The fleeting seasons come and go, Instruct my truant Muse to sing The better days of long ago. The present may, perchance, beguile My passions while its moments last; But fortune's best and dearest smile Is buried in the silent past. And I would gladly now resign All that the future has for me, To spend one hour of sweet lang sync, Dear Mary, with the past and thee. But that, alas I can never be The fate of Fancy's helpless son ; And unrelenting Destiny, With cruel finger, beckons on. I see the future, dark and dim, Before my mortal vision rise ; The years, like banished seraphim, Are marching by me in disguise. All, all is dark and cheerless now, Since time cannot reverse its flight; Oblivion's hand is on my brow, And beckons down the fall of night. Yet sometimes in these darker hours I dream of better days in trust ; But when I reach to pluck the flowers Of youth, they turn to senseless dust ! New England ! on thy glorious hills I stand in thought, a moment free ; I hear the music of thy rills— Nature's low notes of liberty! Ard when my long lost love reclines, In welcome shade I kneel to woo, And Nature's lyre of mountain pines Breathes soft as it was wont to do. But ah ! the witching vision flies, And facts are sterner things,tln dreams Sweet Mary's dark and solemn eyes No longer watch thy purling streams ; But in that fairer clime above— The climax of the dreams of this— They wear the same old look of love, And gaze upon the streams of bliss, c 4torg-Ztlier. THE WEST FARM MYSTERY. "There's no use trying any longer to suit Isaac ?arson's," muttered the fore named individual's better-half, as slte sat in her corner of the farm kitchen, rapidly divesting a chicken* of its feathers; "I've worked and slaved myself to death for his and his'n, and all the thanks I've had for the last fifteen years has been short words and general growlin' and fault finding, until now I'm just duts.t.r 'lined to stand out and have my own way, and he'll find after all, Melissa Talcott has got some spirit in her, that can't be crushed out by all his abnsin' and aggravation." "To think he should have the heart to refuse a new carpet after he has had such good luck with his wheat crop, and I just slaved myself through harvesting and got along with one girl." "Tye more that man gets, the stingier he grows, an i there isn't a woman among all my acquaintances that would stand such treatment, and I won't. I'll put my foot down from this moment," setting down most emphatically that solid mem ber of her comely person on the kitchen floor: "if Isaac Parson won't come to terms, I'll quit him, that's all I" • It was a still, serene morning in the early autumn. The kitchen windows were open, and through them came, like gold en wings, the sunshine, to linger and laugh on the white kitchen floor, and flash along theceiling, and brighten everything into picturesque beauty in that old farm house kitchen. The song of the birds in their nests among the old bell pear trees, came along through the windows in sweet ed dies and jets of music, and so did 211 those ripe, fragrant, spicy scents which belong to autumn, and which have also always a whisper of the tropics, with their still, stately splendor, theirzroves of balm, and forests odorous with gems, and beautiful with all strange and gorgeous blooms. But better than all this, that autumn morning was one to brim the heart with gratitude to God, the giver of perfect beau ty, to calm the soul into peace, and trust in the wisdom and love which had ordain ed that day a high priest to man, and its robe was like the robe of Aaron's ephod, all of blue, and its bells were the merry winds ringing to and fro in the still air, and on the forehead of the morning was written, so that all eyes might read—" All his works do praise him." But Mrs. Melissa Parson heard and saw none of these things. Down among the fogs and darkness of her own narrow fret ful cares and anxieties, she walked with warded vision and angry thoughts, which seethed and flashed into rebellion and ha tred. For her there was no beauty in that autumn day, no token of God's love and care for man in its sweet face—no voice calling her to prayer and to praise, iri the whisper of the winds or songs of the birds. Mrs. Melissa Parson had been a re markable pretty girl in her youth—and thirty-seven years had made her a fair and comely woman. Her husband was a somewhat phlegmat ic man, stubborn and opinionated, and as his early life and social atmosphere had not enlarged nor softened his character, the hardest and most disagreeable part of it expanded with his years. He loved money, and as the aesthetic part of his nature had never been cultivated, he re garded it as wastcfullness and extrava gance to indulge in much grace or beauty of surroundings. LEGAL BLANKS, PAMPHLETS - , Still, there was another side to the man; his affections were deep and .tender, and a judicious and loving woman could have reached and influenced him to almost any degree through these. But Mrs. Melissa Parson never understood her husband; she was an impulsive, high spirited, and real warm hearted woman, with a great deal of petty, social ambition, and she and her husband were constantly jarring each other. His obstinacy always inflamed her an ger, while her imperious temper only hardened him into fresh stubbornness, anil so the current of their lives ran most in- HUNTINGDON, PA., JANUARY 25, 1871 harmoniously, and was constantly inter rupted by jars and bickerings, and alterca tions. That one fair filly of tenderness, whose grace and beauty filled her youth with fragrance, east its leaves, and at last only the root was left ; and what dews or sunshine would nourish it in souls that were overgrown with thistles, and rank and poison weeds Yet all these years the barns and store house, the land and gold of Isaac Parson increased, and God sent children—two boys and a girl—to soften the hearts of the father and mother, and to be to them angels of a new covenant of household peace and tenderness. But, alas ! the sweet faces, and all the beautiful minis trations of childhood never accomplished their mission, and with hearts and tem pers fretted and soured, and worn, Mr. and Mrs Parson counted the years going over them, and both felt that their mar riage had been a mistake and a misery, and with blue eyes that would not under stand, each blamed the other, and mutual recrimination only produced fresh bitter- At last a crisis came. Mrs. Parson bad set her heart on a new parlor carpet, which was in no wise unreasonable, and in which her husband ought to have indulged her, but the manner of her re quest which was in reality a command, at once aroused the inherent stubbornness of the man, and he as flatly refused her. Then followed passionate words and angry retorts till the husband and wife separated with mutual bitterness and rage. But as Mrs. Parson took up her denu ded chicken and plunged it into a pan of hot water, her eyes glanced on a weekly paper which lay on the table, and they settled upon this passage, which completed a short sketch—'•Who when he was reviled, re viled not again, but committed his cause to Him that judgeth righteous:y." Again these words stole, in a still, se rene, rebuking voice, through the soul of Mrs. Parson. She had read them innu merable times before, and they bad for her no special message nor meaning, but now God had sent his angel to drop them in hcr'leart, and in a moment something of the real sin and the wrong of her life rose up . and confronted her. She sat down in a low chair by her kitchen table, and rested her forehead on her hand. The harsh, fretful, angry look went out from her face, and was succeed ed by a soft thoughtful expression, and the sunshine hovered in yearning, golden, shifty beauty about her. And the years 'of Mrs. Parson's life rose up like pale, sorrowful faces of the dead, and looked reproachfully upon her, and suddenly in sharp, clear, strong features, stood revealed to her roused conscience, the heavy part she had borne , in all the sin and misery that had blasted her mar ried life. And then the woman's memory went back to her first acquaintance with Isaac Parson—he had chosen, her from a score of others who envied her that good for tune, and how those early days of their courtship came over the softened heart of the woman, as the first winds of sEing came up from the south, and go v. ftly over the bare, despairing earth. Then she saw herself once more, a shy, tremu lous, joyous bride at the altar, leaning on the strong arm and tender heart, to whom she. gave herself gladly and trustingly as a woman should. And she remembered that morning, a little later, when her proud and happy young husband brought her to the house which had been her father's, and how for a little while the thought of her being mistress of the farm house fairly frighten ed the wits out of bor. She went to make a sweet and happy home for Isaac Parsons. She remember ed as though it all happened yesterday, the little plans and contrivances she bad made for his surprise, and their mutual comfort. But the quarrel came. How well she remembered it, and how clearly she saw how the foolish and sinful part she had borne in that If she had of controlled her temper then—if she had only been gentle and patient, forbearing and forgiving, instead of being proud and passionate, fretful and stubborn ! If she had only borne her woman's duties ! Here the wife and mother broke down, she bur ied her face in her apron and wept like a child. Mrs. Parson was an energetic deter mined woman, and when she had once made up her mind on any course of action, she would not shrink from it. What went on in the Softened woman's heart on that morning, as she sat with her apron :A her eyes, and the sobs in her rocking chair, and the sweet restless sunshine all about her—what went on in the softened wo man's heart, only God and the angels knew. "Are you tired Isaac?" The farmer was wiping his face and hands on the brown crash towel, which hung near the window. He was a tall, stalwart man, sun-browned and weather beaten, yet ho had keen, kindly eyes, and the hard features had an honest, intelli gent expression. Mrs. Parson was cut ting a loaf of rye bread at the kitchen ta ble. Her husband turned and looked at her a moment, as though he was half doubtful whether he had heard her right. His wife's face was bent over the board, and he could not see it ; but the words came a second time : "Are you tired Isaac ?" It was a long time since Mr. Parson had beard that soft, quiet voice. It stole over his heart like a wind from the laud of his youth. "Well, yes, I do feel kind of tuckered out. It's hard work to get in all that with only one hand besides Rogers." "I recokoned so; and I thought I'd broil the chicken for tea, and bake the sweet potatoes, as you relish them best Mr. Parson did not say a word; he sat down and took ti.e weekly paper out of his pocket, but his thoughts were too busy to let him read one word. He knew very well his wife's aversion to broiled chicken, and as the kitchen was her . undisputed territory, he was obliged to submit and his chicken stewed ant his potatoes served up in sauce, notwithstanding she was per-' Meetly aware that he preferred the forwer broiled and the latter baked; and thi, un usual deference to taste fairly struck the farmer dumb with astonishment, and he oat still and watched his wife as she hur ried from the pantry to the table, in her preparations for tea; and then came across him the memory of some of the harsh, an gry words he had spoken that morning, the words smote the man's heart. And whilst Mrs. Parson was in the midst of taking up the broiled chicken, two boys and a girl burst into thekitchen." "Hush, hush, children," wound in among the obstreperous mirth like a silver clime, the soft voice of the mother, "fath er's busy reading the paper and you'll dis b him." The chicken were silenced at once, not in fear of reproof, but in wonder at it, for the wife as seldom consulted her hus band's taste and convenience in the small every-day matters which make the happi ness or irritation of our In a few minutes the hairy family gathered around the table. There was little spoken at the meal, but a softer, kindlier atmosphere seemed to pervade the room. The children felt, though they did not speak of ic. "Are you going out this evening, Isaac?" '•Well, yes, I thought I'd step 'round to the town meeting. Want anything at the store?" continued Mr. Parson, as he tried to button his collar before the old fashioned looking-glass, whose mahogany frame was mounted with boughs of ever greens, around which scarlet berries hung their charms of rubies. But the man's - large fingers were clum sy, anti after several ineffectual attempts to accomplish his purpose Mr. Parson dropped his hand with an ugly grunt "that the thing would not work." "Let ine try, father." Mrs. Parson stepped quickly to her hus band's side, and in a moment had manag ed the refractory button. Then she smoothed down a lock 'or two of black hair, which had strayed over the sunburt forehead, and the touch of those soft fingers felt very pleasant about the farmer's brow, and woke up in his heart, old sweet memories of times when he used to feel them fluttering like a dream through his hair. He looked on his wife with a softness in his face, and a softness in hi-- keen eye, which he little suspected. And the soft ness and the smile stirred a fountain warm and tend r in Mrs. Parson's heart, which not for years yielded one drop of its sweet waters. She reached up her lips impul sively, and kissed his cheek. Any one who had witnessed that little domestic scene would scarcely have suspected that the married life of Isaac Parson and his wife counted three-quarters of score of years. _ _ The woman's comely face was m full of shy blushes as a girl of sixteen, and Isaac Parson seized his hat and plunged out of the house without speaking a word, but with a mixture of amazement and some thing deeper in his face not easily descri bed. But at last he cleared his throat, and muttered to himself, "Melissy shan't re pent that act—l say tleglutfit!" and when Isaac Parson said a thing, everybody knew he meant it. T The sunset of another autumn day was rolling its -matures of purple and gold about the mountains, when the wagon of Isaac Parson rolled into the farm yard ; he had been absent all day in the city, and supper had been awaiting hint nearly an hour, and the children had grown hungry and impatient. "Oh, father, what have you got there ?"' they all clamored, as he came into the house, tugging along an immense bundle tied with cords. "it is something for mother, children," was the rathei . uusatisfactory_auswer. At this moment Mr. Parson entered the kitchen. Her husband snapped the cords and a breadth of ingrain rolled upon the floor, through whose dark green groundwork trailed a russet and golden leaves— -a most tasteful pattern. Isaac Parson turned to his amazed wife—" There, Melissa, there's the parlor carpet you asked me for yesterday morn ing. I reckon there ain't many that will beat it in West Farms." A quick change went over Mrs. Parson's face, half of joy, half of something deeper. "Oh, Isaac !" She put her arms around the strong man's neck and burst into tears. The trio of children stood still, and looked on in stolid amazement. I think the sight of their faces was the thing that recalled Tsai c Parson to himself. Come; come, mother," he said, but his voice was not just study, "don't give away like this. I'm as hungry as a panther, and want my supper before I do anything but put up my horse,"—and he strode off that impatient quadruped to the back yard. So the new carpet proved an olive branch of peace to the household of Isaac Par son. While others admired its pattern or praised its quality, it spoke to Mrs. Parson's heart a story of all that which love and patience may accomplish. After many struggles and much prayer, the triumph over pride and passion, and evil habits, was at last achieved, and this was not accomplished in a day, but the "small leaven that leaventh the whole lump," worked silenty, and surely, com pleted at last its pure and perfect work, and iu the farm-house of Isaac Parson reigned the spirit of forbearance and re linquishment, of gentleness and love, which was given unto those who fear God and keep His holy commandments. tTe Human Force. Regarded simply as a piece of machi nery, the human body is the most interest ing study that can attract the attention of a human being. According to the latest I developments of scientific analysis, the average healthy man generates force suffi cient every twenty-four hours to lift 4000 tons of matter through a distance of one foot, providing the work is done with no waste of strength; or to vary the state ment, to lift one ton 4000 feet. On in quiring of the physiologist what becomes of all this power, he figures out for us the following rude statement: Spent in generating heat with which to keep the body warm, power sufficient to raise 3475 tons of matter one foot high. Spent in digesting our food, circulating the blood through the body from the heart, in its course back to the heart again, and in the movements of the lungs in rest piration, power to raise 350 tons one foot high. Left for profitable employment in the form of brain and body labor, power suffi cient to raise only 175 tons one foot high. Total-1000 tons one foot high. From the foregoing statement, which of course is only an approximation to the truth, and would vary materially in differ ent persons, the available working power of an adult healthy man is only one Menty fourth part of the force generated by the food he eats, or, as before stated, sufficient to raise 175 tones of dead matter one foot in height. But we prefer not to spend our strength in that way, and so a Certain per cent. of it goes in muscular labor, some in busi ness,a portion in thinking, loying, hating, in invention, philanthropic action, &c.; and, no doubt in a majority of human be ings, a large portion of their available power is wasted in dissipation, riotous liv ing, gambling; or perhaps in uneasy, fret ful fault-fording, because their lot is not one that pleases them, of because they are obliged to labor for the bread they eat and the clothes they wear. A very curious and interesting table might be made by a thoughtful physiolo gist and hygienist, showing each person where his strength goes, and I am not sure that a young man could do a better service for himself than to seek counsel of some wisa physiologist, tell him frankly all his habits, and have such a table prepared, not only to guard against excess, but to show him his weak places, and point out where he will be most likely to fail. Some of these tables would, no doubt, read very much as follows : Spent in digesting a big dinner, which the body did not need, sufficient force to raise thirty tons of matter one foot high. Spent in getting rid of several drinks of wine and brandy, force sufficient to raise twenty tons one foot high. Spent in breathing bad air, force suffi cient to raise fifteen tons one foot high. Spent in reading worthless books and newspapers, force sufficient to raise five tons one foot high. Spent in cheating a neighbor out of 830 in a hilliness transaction, force sufficient to raise fifteen tons one foot high. Spent in smoking six cigars, force suffi cient to raise ten tons one foot high. Spent, in keeping awake all night at a spree, force sufficient to raise twenty tons one foot high. Spent in hesitation, doubt and uncer tainty, force sufficient to raise five tons one foot high. Total-120 tons one foot high. Left for practical and useful labor, only enough to raise fifty-five tons one foot high, or to do less than one-third of a day s work. Sometimes there would be a draft on the original capital of considerable force; so there would not be enough to keep the body warm or the food well digested, or the muscles plump and full, or the hearing acute, or the eyes keen and bright, or the brain thoughtful and active. Very often a single debauch would use up the entire. available power of the whole system for a whole week or month. _ _ There is no end to the multitudinous ways in which we not only spend our working capital, but draw on the original stock, that ought never to be touched, and the result iiimperfect lives,ricketybodies, no ability to transmit to our children good health and long life, much physical suffer ing and 'premature decay, with all the ends of life unaccomplished.—lndustrial a;:d Commercial Gazette. Sleep, Every man must sleep according to his temperment. Eight hours is the average. If he requirs a little more or a little less, he will find it out for himself. Whoever by work, pleasure, sorrow, or by any other cause, is regularly diminishing his sleep, is destroying his life. A man may hold out for a time, but Nature keeps close accounts, and no man can deceive her. As there is more brain-work than ever, so more sleep is required now, than in the time of our forefathers. The want of sleep is frequent ly the cause of insanity. Do good to others. Eta fano' §udgrt. "Fetch on the Rats." A good story is told of our German friend Adam Bepler, who keeps a tavern in Al legheny. One rather gloomy evening re cently, when Adam was in rather a gloomy humor (as he seldom is), a stranger pre sented himself about bedtime, and asked to stay all night. "Certainly," said Adam, eyeing the rath er seedy-looking stranger. "If you take breakfast, it will be youst one dollar." "But I have no money," said the man. "I am dead broke, but if you will trust me—" "Ah," said Mr. Bepler, "I don't like that kind of customer. I could fill mine house every night mit dat kind, but dat won't help me run dis house." "Well," said the stranger, after a pause, "have you got any rats here ?". "Yes," replied Adam, "you'd better be lieve we have. Why, the place is lousy mit dem." "Well," rejoined the man, "I'll tell you what I'll do. If you let me have lodging and breakfast, I'll kill all the rats to-mor row." "Done," said Bepler, who had long been desperately annoyed by the number of old Norways that infested his premises. So the stranger, a gaunt, sallow, melan choly-looking man, was shown to bed, and no doubt had a good sleep. After break fast next morning, Mr. Bepler took occa sion in a very gentle manner to remind his guest of the contract of the previous night. "What I Kill your rats ! Certainly," said the melancholy stranger. 'Where are they the thickest 2" "Dey are putty dick in de barnyard," answered Adaui. "Well, let's go oat these," said the stranger. "But stop ! Have you got a piece of hoop ? Have you got a piece of hoop-iron ?" A piece about fifteen feet long was brought to the stranger, who examined it carefully from one end to the other. Ex pressing himself entirely satisfied, at length, with its length and strength, he proceeded to the barn, ,accoinpanied by Mr. Bepler and quite an army of idlers, who were anx ious to see in what manner the great rat killer was going to work. Arriving there, the stranger looked around a little, then placed his back firmly against the barn-door, and raised his weapon. "Now," said he to Adam, "I am ready. Fetch on your rats !" How this scene terminated we are not precisely informed. It is said that, altho' no rats answered the appeal of the stranger, Mr. Beplet began to smell one pretty strong ly at this juncture, and became very angry. One thing is certain, and that is the new boarder was not at Adam's table for dinner nor for any subsequent meal. He had suddenly resolved to depart, probably to pursue his avocation of rat-killing in other quarters. Is He Fat ? One of the most remarkable cases of sudden cure of disease was that of a rheu matic individual, with which is an amus ing ghost story. There were a couple of men, in some old settled part of the country, who were in the habit of stealing sheep and robbing church yards of the burial clothes of the dead. There was a public road leading by a meeting house, where there was a grave yard, and not far off a tavern. Early one moonlight nightwhile one of the miscreants was robbing a grave, the other went off to steal a sheep. The first one having accomplished his business. wrapped a shroud around him, and took a seat in the meeting house door to wait for his com panion. A man on foot, passing along the road toward the tavern, took him to be a ghost, and, alarmed almost to death, ran as fast as his legs would carry him to the tavern, which he reached out of breath. As soon as he could speak he declared that he had seen a ghost robed in white, sitting in the church door. Nobody would believe his strop, but incredulous as they were, no one could be found that had courage enough to At length a man, who was so afflicted with the rheumatism that he could scarcely walk, declared lie would go if the man would carry him there. He at once agreed, took him on his back, and off they went. When they got in sight, sure enough it was as he said 1 Wishing to satisfy themselves well, and get as near a view as possible of his ghostship in the dim light, they kept venturing nearer and near. The man with the shroud around him, took them to be his companion with a sheep on his back, and asked in a low tone of vOice: "Is he fat." Meeting with no reply, he repeated the question, raising•his voice higher. "Is he fat?" Still no reply. Then in a vehement tono ho called : "Is he fat ?" This was enough. The man with the other on his back replied : "Fat or lean, you may have him." And dropping the invalid he traveled back to the tavern as fast as his feet would carry him. But he had scarcely arrived there when along came the invalid on foot, too ! The sudden fright had cured him of rheumatism; and from that time he was a well man. A CELEBRATED Wit WAS asked if he knew Theodore Hook. "Yes," replied he, "Hook and eye are old associates." Inn-genius—A hotel clerk. NO. 4. Zhe putt wt. Thank God for Sunday. Now God be thanked! That Imbed given— Best boon to saint and sinner— A day of rest—one day in seven, Where toil is not the winner; Rest for the tired and jaded brain, The wearied hand on Sunday, That they might gather strength again For toil renewed on Monday. The merchant, in his counting room, The clerk, o'er desk and ledger, The artisan at forge and loom, The ditcher and the hedger— The laborer who must toil and slave, From early dawn of Monday, Until the week sinks in its grave, AU cry : “Thank God for Sunday I" The day that lifts the weighty chain Which all the week hash bound us; That respite gives to heart and brain, From thousand cries around us That in the toilsome march of life Thus bids us take, for one day, Ol God be thanked for Sunday ; If thus by all one day of rest Be hailed, as respite solely, How to the Christian doubly blessed Must be the Sabbath holy; As, in faith's light he lifts his eyes To that bright world, where, one day, He longs to spend beyond the skies, One blest eternal Sunday! Making . Pun 'of ShL Sin is a very serious matter. It is the last thing in the world to laugh at. There are certain weaknesses and foibles of man kind wkich may properly enough be made the subject of pleasantry, of railery, and even of ridicule. Addison, in his 4pdeki, tor, undertook to deal with the fashionable follies of his time with these weapons, and the severest critic has never questioned the propriety of his course. The realm of mi nor morals lies fairly open to this lighter sov,t, of artillery, whose bloodless assaults may rid society of many a custom at vari ance with the laws of good taste and pro- Kiety. Such good humored satirists as Sydnew Smith and Thackeray, and Dickens, and even Artemus Ward awl Rev. Mr. Nasby, have done good service in the world by their laughable exposures of the weak points of particular types of character.— Men laugh and become wise. The mirror is so deftly held up before us, that we can not fail to seer ourselves in a new light, and we inwardly resolve to be rid of the absur dities which stare us in the face. But when we come to down right sin, involving crime and misery, it seems the wickedest as well as the (Nudist thing to ridicule it. It has got past that degree when it might be laughed at. Reprobate it, punish it, pity it; but in the name of all that is fearful in transgression, or sacred on the authority of God, don't make fun of it. "Sin is the transgression of the law." Sin is the most terrible thing in the uni verse. Sin lies under the curse of God.— Sin exposes a man to unutterable woes.— One long wail has sounded along the ages because of sin. And among its different forms what is more dreadful than that of intemperance. That which produces it is fitly termed "liquid poison and wed damnation." If such is the cause what must be the effect ? This sin involves the loss of reputation, self-respect, character— personal and social degradation. It defiles and obliterates the image of God, and con verts a man into a demon or an idiot. It converts homes into hells. It beggars wife and children. It makes hearts to break and bleed. It sends its disastrous influen ces down through successive generations. It entails a curse upon the victim and upon society. It damns the soul. It peoples hell with countless myriads. Is this a thing to make merry over? And is it done ? Yes, every day, in some of our city journals; and that, too, where thepar tieular purpose of the journal is the sup pression of intemperance, with high pro fessions of regard to morality and religion. It is sometimes done by temperanee lectu rers, whose main forte seems to make sport for their auditors:" We call no names. It is sufficient to solicit attention to the het, in the hope that the evil may be corrected. Can it be decent and Christian to show up the poor victims of intemperance or the "social evil," or any other form of vice be fore the public for their amusement ? Is this the kind of daily news with which to gratify the public ? When the good aro combining to lift up the fallen, and restore them to virtue and happiness, to inspire them with self-respect and the desire for a higher life, shall the moral sensibilities of the readers of our journals be blunted by funny descriptions of those wretched un fortunates, in whose places those who would make us laugh might themselves have been but for a gracious providence ? Is thin the way to educate our children to look upon vice ? And what better is a comma• nity that tolerates or welcomes such repro , sentations than that Roman populace which looked down from their seats in the am phitheatre upon the wretches who fought together or with wild beasts, and made merry over their miseries ? The only dif ference is, in one case the lookers on were Christians, and in the other, heathens. But what Christians ! Watchman and Refire. tor. Industry at Home. Nature is industrious in adorning her dominions ; and man, ib whom this beauty is addressed, should feel and obey the lea= son. Let him, too, be industrious adorn. ing his domain in making his 1..0me nob only convenient and comfortable, but plead. ant. Let him be industrious in surround• ing it with pleasant objects—in decorating it within and without, with things that tend to make it agreeable and attractive. Let industry make home the abode of neat. ness and order. Ye parents who would have your children happy, be industrious to bring them up in the midst of a pleas. ant, cheerful and happy home, THAT which is worth doing at Is worth doing well.