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,JJR. A. B: BBIJILI3AUGH,
Haying permanently located at Huntingdon, offers
Is professional services to the community.
Office, the same as that lately occupied by Dr. Laden
on Hill Street.. - aplo,lle6
utlrt. JOHN bIeCULLOOH,- offers his
' professional servicee to the citizens of Ifuutingdou
vicinity. Office on urn street, one door easCof Heed's
)rug Ztorei . Aug. 28,'06. ,
ALLISON MILLER; .o , •7===.
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DEWTIST,
nag romo6ed to the Brick Row opposite,the Court nom
-Apclll3. 1859.
EJ. GREENE,
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O i r t. cer e trupted a to Loilsteell New Lading,
sfill ingdon.
July t 31,18b7.
SSA. P. W. JOHNSTON,
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RI EYOR & INSUR,UNCE AGEK.7;
HUNTINGDON; PA
Offitt hr
jr: A, POLLOCK,
tSUItI'EYOR &REAL ESTATE AGENT,
1113NTI:s.:GDON, PA
4 0111 attbuil to Surveying In all Its branches, and u ill
buy and sell neat Estuta luaus part of thu United nutted.
send fur circular. dee2.94(
W. MYTON,
ATTO.RNEY A T Ld it,
nuNTLIa DON, PA
Jr 11" Cake with J. SEW LLL STEWART, ECII
TSYLV &NUS BLAIR,
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A,TTOILVEr A T LAW,
werrlSObox, ra,
iifficeon Hill street, three doors west or Smith, TY69
J. JIM MUSS Lit.
lt U SSE R & FLEMING,
ATTORNEYS-AT-LAIV,'
HUNTING IP" PA
Office ociond dour of Leiateeo building, on Hill ntroot.
Veinsionli mar oilier claims promptly collected. n1320'0.1
GEENC V FOR COLLECTING
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AU who may lace noy claims against the Government
air Bountyvitack Pay and reusioue,mai have their chimes
pronn-tly collected by apply big either in ' , moo or by let-
IV. H. WOODS
TTORIVE.I . .17' L 111;
HUNTINGDON, PA
att.12,1563
ALLEN LOVELL,
A TTOILVEYAT LA
HUNTINGDON, PA
attention given to Collections of all Muds; to
the settlement of E.states, feu; and all other legal busi
ness prosecuted salt fidelity and dispatch. Jan.l.lbta
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The name of this firm hhs been clang,
ed frtjto soon a inectivx,to
SCOTT, BROWN & BELITANT, r
ander 'Alla statue they will hereafter cOndttat their
practice ea
ATTORNEYS AT LAW ITUIV27111:11011T, PA. •
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P1:SSION8, andadl clahue elsoldi6ra and soldiers' heir;
ettaluirt the Government., 'eta traprotoptly predecuted,_
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I'_._H_. Lytle Szlffilton S. Lytle,
- ATTORNEYg - AT LAW,
111IICTINGDON, TA.,
are formed a partnership under the name and firm
9 4.
& M. ,
"Find juVett retnared to the office on the south vide of
Hill street; fourth door abet of Smith. - -
=They 1,111 attend promptly to all kinds el legal bust
s-4as entrusted to their cares. api4f.
JOSEPH ABT, - = _ ,
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SIAZiUFACTURER OF AND DEALER IN _
WILLOW AND SLEIGH BASKETS,
. Of all Ikea and descriptions,
ALEXANDRIA, lIIINTINGDON CO., PA.
Sous 9, laW-tt
LOSSES PROMPTLY PAID
HUNTINGDON INSURANCE.
AGENCY.
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G. B. AR - SII.TAGE,
. HUNTINGDON, PA.
Represent the most reliable Companies in
the Country. Rates as low as is consistent
wltlmatiabloitidemnity. sep
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pitakßepresented over $14,000,0
BARGAINS ! BARGAINS
KLING OFF AT COST
4dts gala
Aro now disposing of their entire stock of
Goode AT , CO§T, • Persons wishing,
DRY GOODS,
GROCERIES,
QUEENSWARE,
BOOTS AM) SHOES,
HATS AND CAPS,
ETC., ETC., ETC.':
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Vi;l:save mot*, by calling oh• us, as we
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rb determined to close_ out our entire stock
without rOseivo
REMEMBER THE PLACE;
Smith's new Wilding, Hill' Street, Hunt
ngdoa,' Pa
H aTiINGDON LIVERY STABLE
1174 undersigned, havhig purchased the Livery Stable
recently craned by Mr. Stolen Weston, are now pre.
pared to accommodate the public with .leorses and Card.
ages on reasonable terms.
Stable at the rear of the Jackson House, near the B. T
Railroad.
•
ting2sl3B LAMBERTSON & NABOB.
R BAD! RECKONER •
A Complete Pocket Ready Reckoner, in dollars
and cents, to which are added forms of Notes, Bills, Re
teliA4 Petitions, Ac.; together with a set of useful tables
containing rate of interest from one dollar to twelvethous•
and, by the tingle day, with a table of wages, and bond
by'ilie week and day. - For sale at
IS'BOOK STORM -
COUNTRY DEALERS can
buy CLOTHING from me In lluntingdon at
WHOLESALE u cheap as they can in the
cithis, sal hare a wholcallo store in Thlladelphia.
IL HOdIAN.
.$2 00
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WX. LEWIS, HUGH LINDSAY, Publishers.
VOL. XXV.
E. C. SUMMERS
UNION STEAM BAKERY
Gaudy Manufactory,
HUNTINGDON, PA
THE undersigned have fitted up a
j flret-class Warn BAKERY at the Castilian Garden
on Church elect, end are prepared to fur ash all kiudd
of
BREAD, ROLLS, BISCUITS, PIES,
Plain and Fisney CAKES, &c.,
In large or small quantities, at reasonable prices. '
We would call especial attention of country dealar's to
OUR CANDY MANUFACTORY
We manufacture all kinds of Fancy and Common Con
fectionerios. aqua' to nay that comes from the bay, ahtl
are prepared to fill large or email ordure on short notice
and at CITY PRICES.
Wa also keep ou hand a largo and constant supply of
FRUITS AND NUTS,
myl2'GO
which they will fUrlifth at reasonable rates.
The proprietors dialer themselves that it needs but a
trial to convince the most sceptical, laid pleaso the most
respottfully solicit a liberal khan. of public patro
nage, aud shall endeavor to merit Ho Colliintlallea.
ser,lSb9
HEAD QUARTERS
FOR
NEW GOODS.
D. P. OWN
INFORMS THE PUBLIC
THAT HE HAS
JUST OPENED
A -
SPLENDID STOCK of NEW GOODS
THAT
CAN'T BE
.BEAT ,
IN
CHEAPNESS AND QUA.LITY•
COME AND SEE.
D. P. GWIN.
Huntingdon, Oct. 4, 1860.
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STEINWAY & SON'S PIANOS,
And other intakes,
MASON & lIA.MLIN CABINET ORGANS,
,%clams, Guiters,Violllis, Flies, 'Et Accordeone,
!kr— ac,
.flcarriauott, °mane, and Melodeens Warranted for the
years. • , •
pirculnro sent on applcation. •
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Ilutitingdon, Pa,,
laii2T,69 2•1 floor Leister's New Building.
HUNTINGDON 'FOUNDRY:,
EASTON BLAKE. IL. MARION McNEIL.
BLAKE & McNEIL,
[Successors to J. H. CUNNINGHAM & SON,]
Iron and Brass Founders,
HUNTINGDON, PA.
IRON and BRASS 'CASTINGS made in a first class
Foundry. %Ye have always ou hand all
, , .. kinds of Plow and Stove Ca - stings, Wash
• IffiFffi : Nettles, Cellar.windows, Grates, Coal hole
Castings for pavements, Window weights
o; all sixes and weights, Pipe joints, Sled
Hue sleigh emirs, -Wagon boxes, Machine castings, for
steam and water, grist, saw, sumac 011.1 plaster mills of
all descriptions.
' HEATERS AND IRON FENCES,
of the most Improved style, oven doors and frames, door
sills, and in fact over} thing made in this line.
We have a larger stock of patterns, and can furnish cas
tings at short notice, and cheaper than they can Lu had
in the country. Having a good drill, we are prepared to
do drilling and fitting up of all kinds. '
Office in Liestare' Non' Building,lllll street, Hunting
don, l'a. , •
Melt. 17,1665. BLAKE &
West Huntingdon Fo .1 dry.
JAMES SIMPSON
PLOWS, THRESHING MACHINES,
FARM DELLS, SLED AND SLEIGH. SOLES,
WAGON BOXES, IRON KETTLES,
Castings
For Furnaces, Forg a e:Ari , s c t k it . g.l r rir Mills, Tanneries
AND JOB WORK AN GENERAL.
ARCOITECTURAL & ORNAMENTAL DEPARTMENT.
Iron - Porticos and Verandah.,
Balconies,Columns and Drop Ornament for wet den
porticos ant verandahs,
Window Lintels and Sills} ,
Cant Ornaments for wooden lintels, •
Cellar Window Oneida, all sizes,
Chimney Tole and Flues,
Sash Weights, Quyet Strips,
Registers, Heaters, Coal Orates,
Vault Castings for coal and wood cellars,
- Arbors, Tree-boxes, Lampposts, Ilitching.posts,
Iron Balling for porticos, verandahs, balconies, dower.
beds, ' .r , • r • t
• 'Yard and CimeteryFencee, etc. '
Bulk:der at , tentictiAm . td tofenciny Cemetery Lois.
Address JAMES SIMPSON,
5e:3,644 ' " Huntingdon, Ps.
1870.. - 1870.
CLOTHING. „
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MEN AND BOYS' CLOTHING
FALL AND WINTER,
11-BOMAN'S :
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CHEAP CLOTHING STORE.
For 0 ontlumen'a Clothing of the bust material, and made
iu the bust wurktnanlike manner, call at
H. ROMAN'S,
°pipette the Franklin now° in Market Striate, Milting
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HUNTINGDON, PA., WEDNESDAY, FEBRUARY 23, 1870.
THE HOUSEKEEPER'S TRAGEDY
Ono day, as I wandored, I heard a complaining,
And saw a poor woman, tho picture of gloom;
She glared at the mad on hor door•etop ('twos raining),
And this was her wail as she wielded her broom:
"Ohl life is a toll, and love is a trouble,
, And beauty will fade, nud riches will flee,
And pleasurbs they dwindle, and prangs they double,
And nothing is what I could wish It to be.
"There's too much of worriment goes to a bonnet;
There's too um& of Ironing goes to a shirt
There'a nothing that pays for the time you waste on It ;
There's nothing that 'lasts us but trouble nod dirt.
•"In March it is mud; it's slosh in December ;
Tlie midsummer broizes are loaded with dust;
In rail the leaves litter; In muggy September
The uall•paper rote and the cundle•eticke rust.
There are worms in the cherries, and On, In the roses,
AMI ants is the sugar, and mice in the pies
The risbbish of spiders no mortal supposes„
And savaging coaches, and damaging slice.
"It's au coping nt Six, and it's dusting at set en;
It's victuals at elglat, and it's dishes at nine;
It's potting and panning from tau to eleven;
We scarce bre.tk our tat ore wo plan how to dine
"With groove nod with grime, from corner to:center,
Forever at wer, and forever alert,
No rot for n day, lot the enemy enter
-1 spend my whole life in a ntrugglo with dirt.
"Lost night, hi fry dyeam y I was stationed forever
On a littlo hero mho in tbo midst of the eon;
My one chance of life was a ceaseless endeavor
To sweep of the waves exo they wept off poor me,
.111 . 68 no dream—again I behold ill
I yield; I am helpless my Cato to avert: ,
She relied down hur sleeve.; her apron she folded;
Thou lay down and died, and was buried in dirt.
DR. GALL AND THE PRINCE.
FROM TILE GERMAN
The occasion was one of those pri
vato balls in Vienna, such as could be
given only by Prince Diotternich, that
great statesman, who, fifty years ago,
had reached the pinnacle of power,
and ruled with subtle hand the desti
nies of V,urope. At this festival there
wore assembled all the noble and dis
tinguished personages then clustering
around the throne of Hapsburg. All
the ambassadors and plenipotentiaries
of the European nations, the celebrit
ies of the court of Vienna, the nobility
of -the empire, clad in dazzling uni
forms and decorated with brilliant or
411'8, thronged the spacious saloons
A smal army of belles, blooming with
grace and beauty, 'and glittering with
jewels, shone like of the first order
amid the assembly; and of them all
the beautiful Princess do T—, thro'
Whom the artful diplomatic host had
secured tho good graces of' the gallant
Emperor Alexander of Russia, bore
tho palm of lovelitiesS. It is Well
known how many diplomatic combi
nations have been brought about by
the esprit of beautiful' woman, and by
their adroitness in intrigue. Among
the gentlemen guests.assombled in'tho
guy saloons, there was only tine who,
like the Prinoe4sdo T—, command
ed in such high 'degree the attention
of the company. ne. was Count I'
to whose high position; wealth, hand.
some exterior, band irresistible cour
tesy this attentionitud soon been con
ceded. Only a few days, before he bad
arrived at Vienna from his estates in
Bohemia, and had"presonted himself
to the Emperor,''his, feudal chief.—
Metternich's keen eye sought , in ,this
yhung man a clever tool, to whom 'n
important part in the diplomatic dra 7
iria of the world might„ be aisigned.
While• - the ToMpany promenaded
with easy..eleganee in•the gay saloons,'
two men, halt' hidden by the massive
portieres, stood in a niche, engaged in
lively conversation. One of them was
of a supple figure, not over forty,
shoWing tF lalgh degree
,of reailement
in his whole bearing—his broad fore
head_inilicating high culture and in
tellectual discernment', with a slightly
Curved nose, large blue eyes, and a
little firm, ,mouth. This was Prince
Isletternieh, tho all ptiwerful. Always
mmter of himself, he know how to
turn to the best account for Austria
the weaknesses of the great,und this so
dexterously that, those,whom he had
selected as his victims could not ab
stain from following magnetically his
will. Where no motives of statesman
ship were involvedithe great diplomat.
ist appeared as the moStainiable,aceossi
We man of the world; •and °Von not
devoid of generous emotions. So be
appeared just now toward his compan
ion, with whom he was conversing.—
This was a man apparently nearly GO,
but'elastic with the vigor-and spirit of
a much`Yotingerage: The high, bald
forehead, the quick"'eye,' the marked
features, full of expression,' signified
the deep thinker and sharp' observer.
This was Prancis Joseph Gall, the cel
ebrated physiologist, and whose "doc
trine of the brain," after his lectures
about it had been prohibited at first at
Vienna, at that time again belonged
to the allowed topics of conversation
with the beau monde of Vienna, and
made hint the mostconsulted scientific
medical man of the imperial city.
We hear what•seenis to bo the end
of a ;conversation.
"Then you share the general opin
ion, Doctor,"' Metternich asked with
a smile, "'that Princess S—is an ad
mirable lady ?""
"Perfectly."
"Do you think her capable of ae:
complisbing a political intrigue ?" the
statesman continued.
':The looks of the charming lady,
and the expression of her face indicate
a desire to venture in that field," Gall
replied, letting his eye rest on the sub
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jeut of their conversation ;."but I may
not mistake if' I presume to say that
she tacks perseverance and the pene
trating order of mind which is necos
sm‘y to bring to a victorious end what
she may commence with the best spir
it."
"So, so !" smiled Metternich, a little
doubtfully. "You, however, with your
infallible gift of prophecy, indeed
ought to know, But how do you
judge that splendid young man, Count
? In a fortnight, since he en
tered the circle - of our society, be has
-PERSEVERE.-
conquered the hearts of all our 'ladies.
I do not blame the fair' ones' for' it,
when oven the mon—myself not ex
eluded—are attracted by his keiluiiii)
chivalry and manly grace, Combined in
a rare'manner 'with thq profoundest
knowledge. The Emperor intends at
taching him to the court by 'marriage.
I prophesy a
. brilliant future to the
young man. Eh, what do, you say to
it, my dear Doctor ?"
"I only saw him passing by," Gall
replied; "ho really i posseSses:all the es
termil qualities which 'your highodas
has been kind enough to mention to
me; but novertheless
"l could have imagined," the Prince
laughingly interrupted him, "that you
on the strength of your system, would
only conditionally grant the correct
ness of my opinion. But at least, do
not apply too hurriedly - Your system
to him."
"My system is founded on keen and
long observations only,and I have not
yet had a sufficient opportunity for
them. I only beg to remark that ,my
system adheres to the principle, that
a beautiful outside does not always
warrant good and excellent inner
qualities."
"Concerning the Count, I believe
mysta to be so little mistaken . about.
him, that I leave him unconditionally
to your examination. Analyze, his
features, touch and feel the bumps or
'protuberances' of his brain, as you
please, and I am sure you will arrive
at the conclusion that there never was
a fine: soul in a mord beautiful body."
"Perhaps—" began'Gall, when a
valet of the Prince respectfully ap
proached him and announced that just
now a courier had arrived who would
deliver' his despatches toshis highness.
With only the words, "I-shall be' back
soon," Metternich left the physic:Mu
to give his attention to official - duties
for a short time in his, study.
Gall, remaining alone, nodded his
head wonderingly over the almost ve
hement patronage which Condi;
P=---
enjoyed, not only from the powerful
diplomatist, but also from the court
and its numerous .planets. He now
began, daring the festival, unobstirved
ly but closely, to scrutinize the "favor
ite of fortune," and tU pOnetrate, us it
were, "the spirithal soundings" of his
systeth, to the Count's inner heart.
Count P--L—had just danced a ma
zurka with the chahning Prineeee Z—
and that with an elegance in which
grace and boldness of movement were
combined:' "Ladies find gentlemen
gave vent to their• admiration of the
excellent dancer, when' the observing
physician was slightly tapped on the
shoulder. It was the Prince, who,
returned from his study,. again ‘ con
ducted the doctor into' his conversa
tional niche. '
qlave you now, Doctor,subjected the
young Count to a closer observation,
and convinced yourself that he is a'—
pe'rfect'creature ?
GO stepped nearer to , the kiince,
and .after having looked around as •if
to assure hintaelf ,tbat there was no,
body listening, whispered resolutely
into,bia ear: • ,s'Your perfect creature
my Prince; more than a—
'Perfect villain."
. 4 q3y all the .saints, fleeter!" the
Prince replied; - with' a forced smile,
which could not quite , cover his bud
humor, 'you seem to be strangely dis
posed to joking to-day, or your other
, wise very esteemed system has got a
hole r.
"Your blghness Won't' perhapif have
no leisure to - listen to' my arguments,"
Gall replied, bowing . gravely; but
time will show which of us has been
mistaken—you, my Prince, or I."
feW years afterward a ghastly,
unheard o‘ crime throw not only Ger
many, but the whole of Europe, into
terror. A criminal of high mantling,
brought to trial, was sentenced to lose
his title and honors, and thou to be
beheaded. The mimeo was execu
ted.
The criminal was the amiable, ele
gant Count P—, the favorite of Met
ternich and the nobility of Austria.
Not long after that' time Prince
Metternich visited Dr. , Gall at Paris,
where he had renurt;ed,, and where, in
1828, ho died at his country scat_in
Montroege, neai r ilin`slorench capital.
When 'the' Prince entered the room of
the savant' a young man left it with
the easy, elegant manners' of a man of
the world." ', ' ' '
"Who was that nice young man who
just left ?" the Prince asked.
"A',ltussian 7 La' M. do It—,
studies medicine here fur his pleasure;
but,
,besides, ho seems to be an ardent
politician,".. Gall replied. . „
"1 must confess that seldom a young
man made, by his exterior, such: a fa
vorable impression upon me as that
ono," remarked Metternich.
"Your highness's kindness is too
well known to 'Tie," the physician' re
plied, "to surprise me with regard to
this stranger. I however, venture -to
remind your highness only of Count
P—," Jilin added, with slightest
=dace.
"I remember him," the Prince. said,
with a sweet-sour face. "I deceived
myself their: ' Ari - feliards ill. de—,
do not believe 1 have to fear that. Ilia
face shows the expression of a decided
man."
"I should assort," the phrenologist
corrected him,."that his face bears the
most marked, stamp of a cruel Siberian
bear. Count was a mad-mare,
whom the absolute deficiency of en
organ for tender fooling made cruel.-.--
But this Russian is a wild animal by
instinct. 1 believe be will meet a fate
not less repulsive than the other."
A few yours afterward M. doll—,
arrested for conspiring against the life
of the Russian Emperor, was senten
ced to be hung.
Blessing`e ever wait.' on virCuou
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, A Good , JoKit.—The "local" of, the
Pittsburgh • Commercial gets off the fol
lowing i
That standard, reliable, safe, non
coittmittal and at .preiont very vexa
tious subject, the "weather, was the
starting point for a whimsical scene
wo witnessed the. other day in a Ger
man store not .a hundred miles from
the Seventh ward. • `That the reader
may understand the story fully, we
will state, that the predominant ele
ment of the ward is Teutnic, and the
opaque to sheer = absurbity whore a
joke is involved. The proprietor was
busy over his saw and knife, when en
ter a woman dripping with rain, with
flit remzirk in German, "It is very
wet." 'No reply. The proprietor had
his customers to attend to. Directly
afterwards an elderly man, tent with
ago, and struggling to manage a cane,
umbrella and bdaket at the saine'time,
entered with the words "It is very
wet." The butcher looked up, glow
ered and bent- to his work again,
deigning no reply. Five customers
stood in a row. Directly he would be
prepared to fill their orders. A poor,
miserable looking wrcitch,almost dwar
fish in appearance, with a head admi
rably calculated to play "snook" in the
mountain scene in "Rip Van Winkle"
(evidently not a customer,) stumbled
into the store, and - nodding towards
the door said "Good day, Sir. —. It
is very wet to day." Whatever had
come over the butcher no one'coitld
tell. He sawed the bones violently;
he slashed 'instead of cutting tbe-nieat.
Lastly, the driver of a teamitt big bur
ly man, with a node like a door:knob,
only with more of a shine to it than
door-knobs boast in wet weather, sud
denly pulled up in; front of the store,
add springing from his seat, entered,
shaking himself like a spaniel. For a
wonder his voice had a Hibernian
sound: "I'M sayin', that's a wet day.
Suddenly the butcher laid down his
knife, and staring at the last corner,
burst out with, "Dut's wat you all say;
'lt is a vet tay'—a vet day.- Don't
know dat it is • a vet day p Tunder and
vessel. ! You all must link Ipc a fool
dat you can't say' nothings - else dan
dat. Mine vrau, she' Male de vinder
open, anu dor raigen coomed irides
mine bet-room, down on der bet. Den
mine littMpoy, he fbll inder Stick-Xs
cellar und nearly got drowned, und
dat fool Shako gets drunk dis redder,
stead of Italian' me, and hero I pa vet
die° und droo, und now you all coomo
in und tell melt is a vet day. Tunder
und vesseil I never see such foolish
peoples: . Dtin't I know it is vet We
thought he . did.'
How to be Miserable.
Sit by a window and ,look over the
way to yourneighbor's =Anima man-
skin, which he has recently built' and
paid for and fitted out, and say.: "Oh,
,that I were a rich-man
Get angry with your neighbor, and
think you bare not a friend in the
•Sheita tear or two, and take,
a:walk in the burial grdtind; Outbid•
ally saying to yourself: "When' shall
I be'buried here r'
Sign a note for a friend, and noVer
forget your kindness, and every hour
in the day :whisper to yourself:,:"l
wonder if he will ever pay that note ?"
Think, everybody means, to ,chout
you Closely examine 'every bill you,
take, and doubt its being genuine un
til you have • put your neighbor to .
great deal of trouble, Put. confidence
in ifobody, and believe every man You
trade with to be a rogue.
Never accommodate s if you,ean pos
sibly help it: •
Never visit the sick ; or afflicted, and
never give a cent to assist thi3 poor.
Btiy us cheap as 'you can, and screw
down to the lowest- mill. Grind the,
laces and the hearts of the unfortu
Brood over your misfortunes, ybin.
luck of talents, and believe that 'at no
distant day you will . come to want.—
Let the work house be ever in your
mind, with all the,horrors of distress
and poverty.
Follow these recipes strictly, , and.
you will be miserable to your ;heart's
content—Af we may so speak—sick:at
heart, and at variance with the world.
Not Ling will throw.a gleam , of sun
shine or a ray of warmth into your
heart.
SIMPLICITY Is BEAUTY.—The': late
Fitz Greene ;Ilene& said : "A letter
fell into my hands which a Scotch ser
vant girl had written to her lover.: Its,
style, charmed me. It was ini
mitable.; I wondered how, in 4or cir
cumstances in life', die could have att
qu'.eed so elegant, a style. I showed
the letter to some of my literary friends
in, the city of .New York, and they
unanimously agreed 'that it was a tuo•
del of beauty and elegance. I then
determined to solve the mystery, and
I 'went'to the house where she was etn
ployed,`and asked how it was that', in;
her humble circumstances in life, she
had acquired a' style So beautiful that
the most cultivated minds could "not
but admire:it. 'Sir,' said she, 'I came
to this country four years ag o. Then
I could not read or write. But since
then I have learned to read and write,,
but I have not yet learned to spell; so
always when eit down to 'write a let.
ter, 1 Select - those words'which are 'so
short and' simple that I am sure to
know'bow to spell them." There was
the whole secret 'rho reply of Ithht
simple-Minded 'Scotch girl condensed *a
world of• rhetoric into a 'hut ehell,—=
Simplicity is 'beauty—simplicity' is
power."_
Buffalo girls are you sailey:—
"May I see you tibiae ?",onquire'd:a lad
of a lass at church. "You may, see mo
anywhere you like, but you can't walk
with me," was the pert response.: ,
Virtue is her own reward—Prior
;
N
TERMS, *2,00 a year in advance.
Thrilling' Scene on Tight Rope!,
An English paper thus details a thril
ling affair Which' occurred during oho
of Blondin's recent exhibitions: , •
After he Mid'erossed in a sack stood
on a' chair; and had done some of his
'minor featti, it'was found that tictoPe,
- which' wits a new, Mee, bad' slackened
so considerably that it would be' nee.
misery to tighten it; in order to allow
of his performing - hisnew and eictraor
dinay teat of Crossing it on a bicycle,
and he was therefore, compelled to
appeal to' the 'audience for time to
tighten the rape.' 'Half an hour was
asked.for arid cheerfully : granted, but,
after the guy ropes had beeii loosened
and the ropertightened up, ecithe'diffi
culty was found in' faxing the dole' to,
Which the guys' were attached; n con
sequence of the tension of the rope
liavig dragged them fcireibly out of the
ground Quite three quarters of an
hour elapsed before this was done, and
then Blondin appeared again, and star
ting from the west end of the building
carried his assistant over on his back.
It was evident: from the lowering of
some ballast huge on the guy poleal,
that during this passage' across, 'the
rope slackened a good deal, but- Blod
din either did not. observe 'this Or did
not think it important, for after ashort
interval, during which ho changed hie
dress, he' appeared on his bicycle, and
amid the cheers of the Spectators star
ted on what Seerried an awful perilous
journey. lie had. not gOne fur when
it became apparent from the decline
of the rope•that it had slackened very
much, and people who understood tho
nature of bicycles and the impossibility
of propelling them up hill' began to
calculate the probabilities of his get
ting the incline he' must inevitably
meet at the other end of•the rope, but
Blondin looked extremely cool and
confident, and no fears for his safety
seemed to
. be entertained after
stopping cleverly ; about :midway, ho
began to traverse the incline. It then
became apparent, front the gradual
slacking, of his speed, that he was do
doing some hard work, and murmurs
began to rise frOM the - audience.'
When about •twenty yards from the
landing stage ho came to a; dead stop
and appeared to rest, ballaneing him
self cautiously With a groat pole he
carried. Ile then made another effort
and got a few yards further,When he
stoped again. It then became appar - =
mit that he' could not get 'farther, as,
although to the'danger of disturbing
his equilibrium, ho tried to 'jerk the
machine forward; it refused to move.
The scene that then ensued was moat
exciting- PeOple latltheir Seats ;
dies;
with frightened faces,, mode for .
the doors, and the general mask of the
people'at the; east end of thd building
made a rush to the west end,'hundreds,
jumping' into the arena. When the,
rush and noise 'had subsided, 4, roar=
Vellouastillness - simeeeded.
on the floor beneath the - :41)0 - 46d in
the galleries nearest the.sPot,'seettied
to be' hushed in pager'eicpC l 4tation o r ,
sbniethinit : unpleasant,' eonici 'gazing
with horror-stricken faces on the p,cir:
former, whet sat Motionless'as 'a statue
on the rope', about'six yards from ''th r e , ,
lauding-place, While his assistant lean- -
ed 'over tie' stago'anif appeared to'he'
spo4ing' him, but' looked - helpletiA,'
iu time emergency:l' After the delay'Bl'
two or three minutes, 'which seemed'
an age, - the assistant, evidently by
Blondin's directions; procured . a rope,,
and this he threiv "out cautiously.' It
fell on 'the perfoi'mee's' shoulders, and':
he, with sonic diflicalty, sustained' thei
pole with one hand, while with the ;
other he tied tee rope - ound his wrist..
The assistant then gently pulled him
in'. Briery move of the ivficelS'
watched by the audience in silent ,
rot' till the machine ran on-the landing,)
stage, when the suppressed excitement
culminated in ono great shout of joy,, ' l
succeeded by the wildest demenstra-1
Lions. :
TAMINU Srmas.- 77 1.10w easily,,spir
dens are made•, to know. the Voice of,
theia master, is familiar to all, front,
many 'a sad prisoner's tale.' 'When'
the great and- brilliant Laurie° 'Witt ,
held in captivity, his only:,joy:and;
comfort was .a friendly spider; she_
came - at his call ; she- took-her food
from his finger,' and well understood
his word ot .command. In ,•vain did.'
jailers arid soilders:try to decesve his•
tiny companion ; she would not- obey
their voices, and refused the tempting.
bait from their bads. Here; then, was
not only an ear; but a keen power' of
distinction. The despised little,
mal listened with sweet afieetion.'and
knew how to discriminate between
not unsimilar tones ! . So it was AvittiJ
the friond of the patriot Quartemere
d' Ijonville, who.paid.,with captivity ,
for the too ardent love of his country.
He also had tamed spiders, and taught
them to come at his. call. But the lit;r
tle creatures were not only useful to ,
him, but to the nation to which he be-
longed ; for, when the French - invaded
Holland, the . prisoners managed .to
send them a message that the intuida-,
WA and now impassable country would
soon be frozen over, so that ttiey .
would' be`able to'rharch over the ice;
bridged swamps and' lakes; for spiders,"
true barometers as they are, had taught
him to read,;in their . lueer habits, the.
signs of approaching winter. the
frost came, and'veith it the Preneh ;
Holland , y 7119 taken, and
,the Welty
prophet set free. - The silipers,. alas !
were forgotten.
' Taoro•.—We must riot always speak all• WO
know—that were folly but what a mail
says should ba what he thinks, otherwise it
is knapery.' All a man ditn get by litheand
dissembling is that ho shall hot' be bellirted
when he speaks the truth.Monlaidtie.'' '
"Rolling Stock.q—CEtttle on ' rail
ways.
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NO. 32.
Tho Young Wife's eoret.
'‘' . .NOW, Ellie; after such a delightidi
week wedding holiday us wreAutvii
'had, would it, not
,k)e. good Mule ; to me your secret,
„,.
A - yeung Etta!' tiapp,ylebking tfouple
seated at bibakfasti, Morailik
after their short honeynipon trip,When
this question was asked, „‘
"A better 'time' delir
not' lie'-chosen,' but WMild
-like to hear itriorl , 7 , " ' ' jo now
"Why not? Tho soonerwe.beglUito
act upon it the bditer." ,
"Ttiis is true, - Ainoi, hiitWouldimu
- not' proter'to find it out; for 'yourself f"
'Oh; I hate .iFying to
ever since you first,tol4, me:of
haps, Bliss, it Is no secret after all ?"
•' "I asiitlit jrdif it ik; 'and ii'-tlied
vakiable one, t00. ; ' , 1 •;"•'i7 , •::: • c•' ,l •'l•i
"Is it much known
"Well, dear, 7 can
,bardlY,-sayOutt
judging from appearances,,, I Should
think not."
came yOu to koowri "Z
'!,l learned it kom!roy, m0t40.4:4 1 4
often told me that Ull . .4appiness wee
owing to it. Were ehe alive now ; On
would witness its effect to'us." '"
"You quite pUzzle" Me, -Eliza -Ai
must be, , somethiog. n extTaurtlipauji if,
as you say, it prevents - Mao, and wife!
ever hatthig a seeded quttri:ti;l:`! - VOil
May 'tie well atdnim." `-'
"I am quite ready to tell you; Jim;
but I am sure,that,your.pleastire:Wig
be greater in finding it out yourself.- 1
Fortune favOri the persevering.:'' '
, "Ah; I know now ';'_yOu
we are to count-a; hundred ;:or.' fill _our
mouth with water.; or, twirl a chain,,
or some such, way of getting
when we happen to get angry";'
"No ; James, :mine: of)these;l: it'
much more certajo,,iattentled t t yvil t h
better effects','
"Perhaps - You**iiiiiati that; We' Should'
shut mirielVes up inc-diffrent,"'ketinie;
or: not speak to -one 'another lorl at
week?"-" : i 9
'No, dear James, none so, cruel:at
that. Heaven forthif'that,''wO ) *did
eve r' tie driven' ici'itich2 extretnitiesi:th
By .persevering my •secroV. , wd
shall love one another-as truly as j •ove
do now. Our trust in one another wlit
increase. and the'lenger we live 'ttie
happier we` shall be. - You - 4rilrierYi
likely'say that - ::it is' zno,eneret
all, now that , I toll, _yen ;,, the,attreati
way to : avoid a. second, quarrel is never,
to haiii a first!" . • :
'`"Capital 'd±oisgim et! :Tama; taiiihr
ink; stick to'that with alt TAY
beart." , „ Ile would have lik'editoprp i r
ling the nonVateation, brit the wmi;
ding holiday was over, and he wished
to be punctual at :Work!! ;So
up his hat, 'he imprinted , : a , :koothby
kiss pu his wife's rosy ; lips,,,resslyingy
hs wont out, to put her secret „Ilitd
practice.
DOWNli`rtWhOtk
man attempts to rise—attempt ? td
show that there is no mohopoly Ofgez
liiu a, and thai , Grodt has `gilleinti)"ti ls: feed
and. noble a seal to. the 10Wly: Mat) thlt
great 7 ,-,,
.is not only opposed by
class above , btit i pavyaXid,
t i do, often " his ; portiOri arTeilit
his tillewe 'Theyd'o'neiti
thettnielves;outstrippiathyL ode costetar
they have reckonedLoo 404 E% tbalt4
themselves, and instead ,Or oncouiag:
his heart sneers; and 7 6l4-'itiezz
cause ;envimis; counsel:, , The, pent
glass above lo,ve,tiOt:to cle,Q a•T,E,t,w,170 3
•has,,ea9ght to _boast. of but a, noble.
9'061, up treitsaideluive thOSVPf,'
presurnink to lalt'e rphideqr
thotiv,-att therwielooeuniVersalaliquLL
of ~ : .4".epp,4 him. doW,n,l' i , Thi.eAlpw,nd
— l ` - `
struggle which the , poizeit) , struek,
genius has th'eialiiiethcr i litiiligrifii-"
gall:lSt prejudiee iind"miirepieVentatiimP
and •want--.has donated many amindit
and.discouraged many, 4:4)FP1 1 0t; and,
has hept . ma n y a, man ,foresed.. l to boos,
light to . the: 'world in' overly and dark=
nes's tti'tlin'Orid 'l6f hie deka:
of this many a noble spirit;:liatibCOliq
cealed . ,its own, flame ,of ,brightoes . p . ;
mapy l noblv, and, free,niee,Of, whem . the,
world wais not
dOWIf i i j the'gra'vo''tvith'bll'tbe4lB o
'doin Of , their souls untold:--•quivediedi
and made:no sign "
' A. 'LovEr..y
hbard the following , maitit-taiebitig•
Aidont : A little boy diediii nib - body)
was, laid :opt : - a .(larkened,..,Lyetir,,ed
room, waiting i6,,be. ,aray,in .the,
lone cold grave: - Afflicted `mother"
and 'boredvdd siefor went
the :sweet face of the pricious 'sleeper,:
for, his face was boon titel Qgeo i , q tleath q
As : they, ,atood,gaaing apen,.,the for
of one so; beloved and chieiiithed; t
little' 'Oil' netted' take hiiihAtid.'l l cf'
mother at first did not tbitdr
but as the child repented„tho, 4 _,,regnept,
and.; seemed very -anxious ,abo.ut itr
she'took the eolil, broodlestian'd `of die
sleeping hey;tintiplaced it in 'the handk
of the weeping sister: 'The dear child:
beld.it 'a , montent, ;caressed -it fondln
and •ititen loolced up ,at . .her : % mother,.
thiOugh hei tears of affection and love
and said this Mad' bliarf
rieVer- strack me !" What'"emitit "NO
mere touching and .ItfvettP tjZotitigt,
readers, have you al itaSl &eon sp,gpa r l
'tle to brothers a'nd sestets that, were
you td die, stich tetiiiiffte f tike'this.edidd
be pal& to your meirinryl7.l-Could:r
tfrallOt ! stater.takeyouv.band; Wore.;
it totd ilf,ffeittb i end say r This hand:
never stffinic, me I"
.011;An impOrtantlegal.deciaion hae just
been given in Weir Chester; thia.State. Moen:
named Walk& left, an umbrella fa -I!it,vragii
qui and 931t!OuVa t a few 471
:tpr l fei)t,l the.upAcf, l ,4aJik i Tilik
/ Ai!"4?):9fri
-15'4 way hania he overtook one naped 4 tdcrria!
in a heavy rain, ; with,tke, nmhtalitl.
hearing the, Mtae,i the A l a lenteticed;X•r4:'
• rift to aria months' impininfunatit:' • ttitf 'OA&
and fine, of X 5l, It is thita indiBianaly'''dtte
terraineil ptittiei , iy.o • - -•!•
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