Ely Olobe. HURRYGRAPHS, The, key to ruin—Whie-key. Watermelons are ripe in. Florida Delawcarohas put one daily nowspa pe Kossuth is in Genoa, poor and de crepid. Daniel Webster is on trial at Chica go for counterfeiting. One hundred and fittydollarsapiece is the price of white eamelias. • All over Texas lands can be bought for from fifty cents to five dollars per acre. . Vanderbilt lately made $10,000,000 in ono day's stock gambling. Solon Robinson thinks nothing can save our apple - trees from slow extinc tion. Murder is expensive in Switzerland. The killer has to pay the killee's debts. The library of the late Marquis of Hastings sold at auction for 25,000 gold. An editor says, "our best things will be found on the outside." That's the way with _the most of tbe.world. Josh Billings says he f.)eliei-es in the finaksalyation of men ; but ho wants Ifielpriabgei of picking the men. When Apollo dipped Pan into the sea what did•ho come out. like„? A dripping-pan. The way to test good humor is to wake a man up in the middle of_ the night and ask him to loan you 85:00. A Kentucky fainter is exhibiting an egg inthe shape of a dumb bell, laid by orio - of his eccentric - hens'. An exchange says that man was the chief consideration at the creation.— Woman was but a "side issue." Adrunken man who had slipped down thought it singular that water alWays froze with the slippery side up. Increase of knowledge is a victory over idleness., Boys that loaf on our street corners night and day should make•a note of this. Two millions of dollars in the Uni ted States silver coin has accumulated in liontreal. The Canadians do not kti6w what to do with it. . Nelaton, the famous French surgeon, thinks it will be safe to sever the Sia mese twins, and the operation will probably be performed: Strange as it may appear to North ern people, such a thing as a clover field is almost unknown in, - North Oaiolina. • A boy in Erentwobd, England, re cently snapped a pistol at the head of a woman. It was not loaded, bat the .:woman tell dead—killed by imagine {ion: - It is sad to relate; that when mechan ics have la,rici,theygenerally give bet ter cultivation than farmers; they have more grapes, pears, strawberries and water-melons, and earlier pota toes and cucumbers. - • The •Emperor of , ...ktistiia has sent' a magnificent missal enriched with ex . - quisit miniatures as a present to the ~This,ehef d'teuvre of its kind bas employed nineteen artists for ten days. Japanese tea, to be properly prepar ed, it is stated should be treated differ ently from tea from China. The Japan tea should be nearly boiled. Tea care fully.dt:awn'it _is asserted. is a most powerful anti-spasmodic" A Vermont paper, says an old bach elor, on learning that numerous addi tions had lately been made to the male population of the place, and the other sex said it' was the inaugui - sation of the 'new Grant doctrine, "Let.'us • have epeLic9. ,, • . . •• . A. subscription paper for some :roll .gions object was handed to "a zealous church' member, when ho remarked, "Well, I can give five dollars and not feel it." "Then," said the collector, "give ten.and.feellt."_ The point was seen at once, and tho• "ten spot" was forthembing. ' 10;1(3e-bearing" the • f&loWina su perscription-vas recently receivaU,'it the Silver City•post-office, froni lowa : Augustus Jones; a web•foot!dcrub,: To Who . m ‘ tilis letter wants to, go; Is chopping cord-Wood 'for his grub In Silver City, Idaho. A little fellow, not- more than five years 'of Age, bearing seine. gentlemen at his father's table. discussing the, fa- Millar line, "An honest man's the ,no blest work of God," said ho know 'it wasn't true; his mother was batter than any man that Was , over made. -An officer,:who inspected his .com pany one morning, pied one private whose shirt was sadly begrimed.- 4 1 1 triate !" called out the cap tain. "Here, yer honor ?" promptly responded Patrick; with hand to cap. "How long, do you wear a shirt?" thUndered the office. "Twenty-eight inches long." Affected young lady, seated ,in a rocking chair, reading On', Bible, ' ex claimed: "Mother, here is a grammat ical error in the Bible." Mother, low, Bring her spectacles, and approaching the reader in a very scrutinizing atti tude, says: "Kill:it ! kill it ! it is the very thing that has been eating the leaves and book marks." During the first performance of .ono of the London Christmas pantomines, two gas bags used in preparing the lime light exploded with a great re port, and it was only by narrow es capes that actors and theatre were saved from injury. The audience thought the noise a part of the perfor mance, and applauded it vigorously. A smart child, upon being asked ilWhat is conscience ?" replied : ""An inward monitor." "And what is a monitor P' "One of the iron Clads." Tho unconscious innocent hit the nail on the head there. There are some Consciences that a battery of 30 inch Rodman guns could not penetrate. A rich old larmer, aged about sev enty, in Cuyahoga county, Ohio, pro : posed marriage to a designing young chit of sixteen, and was accepted. The old man's grown-up-children had their Amatory progenitor apprehended on the charge of lunacy. The Judge gave him a sound lecture on the subject of deceitful women, which so opened his eyes that he left the room vehemently protesting that ho didn't want to mar, ry no body, no how. NEW LEATHER STORE. mill; undersigned would respectfully t o nAc: t t o h p n e t : !3 . co . n p li e o , c i lo d n ,t, T o t r li to t: o ze u T F. Y. of FINE LEATHER, Consisting in volt of 'FRENCH CALF SKIN , KIP, ' MOROCCO, LININGS, BINDINGS, SOLE. UPPER, HARNESS, SKIRTING, &C., , ro g oti with a gaueral 0,20 t talent of Tie (Lade ht invited to call nod examine our stock, Store on HILL shoot, too doors scoot of do rresb) chmeh. The highest price paid for HIDES and DARK. C. 11. MILLER & SON. Huntingdon, Oct. 28, IS6S 'UNITED STATES Authorized WAR. CLAIM AGENCY HUNTINGDON, PA SOLDIERS' HEIRS, ATTENTION I The act of Congress approved March 2. 1362, glres to Heirs of Suldii rs x ho died prisoners of liar, COMMUTATION FOR RATIONS, for the time the soldier was no held a prisoner, at the rate of to en ty•tlve route per day, to ho paid in the follow ing order: lat. To the widow, if uumarried; :11. To the children ; ail. To the parents, to both jointly if they are living, if either is dead, to the survivor; 4th. To the lira there and xistel s. The act of February 2S. 186 T, provides for the refund. lug of the $3OO Commutation Money, %there the aloe per. 53011 inns s%ain drafted, and Wilt required to entor the Bor. %ice or furnish n substitute. DISCHARGED SOLDIERS. The net of March 2, 1867, also makes provisions for the payment of the $lOO ADDITIONAL MONTY to such soldiers as have aceidsutally lost their fOsehar ges All pordeos having any claims under any ut the nbovo mentioned Acts, or any other kind of claim against the United States or State Govermuents, can hare thorn promptly collected, by addiessing the uuderaigned. Ia formation and advice cheerfully given to soldicrei or their friends, free of charge. W. 11. WOODS, Authorited Army and Nary hlur-Claim .Agcol, ma,)9,2180 lliisnsanox, Huntingdon co., Pa. West Huntingdon Foundry. JAMES SIMPSON EMEMEM PLOWS, THRESHING MACHINES, FAITH BELLS, SLED AND SLEIGh SOLES, WAGON BOXES, IRON KETTLES, 1 0 0 .9LitiltagiErr For Furnaces, Forges, C Est and Saw Aflle, Tanneries and linck)audg, AND JOB WORN. IN GENERAL ARCIIITECTURAL Sr ORNAMENTAL DEPAP.TMENT. Iron Porticos and Verandahs, Balconies,Columns and Drop Ornament for "rattier' porticos an verandahs, Window Lintels and Slily, Cast Ornamonts for wooden lintels, Cellar Window Guards all Chimney Tops and Flues, Sash Weights, Carpet Strips, Registers, Beaters, Coal Grates, Vault Eantings for coal and mood cellar., Arbors, Tree•boxts, I.nmp-poste, Ilitcning-posts, Iron Railing for porticos, verandahs, balconies, Hower. beds, Told and Cometety Fences, etc. (ieelor attention paid to fencing Cemetery Lots. Address - .JAMES SIMPS9N, se23,CS linatiugdon, Pa. JUNIATA STEAM . PEARL. MILL, HUNTINGDON, PA. THIS MILL is a complete success in the manufacture of FLOUR, &c. It has lately bee• thotoug'aly repaired and is now In good running order and In full operation. The burl. 4 and choppers are nen and of superior qua'. Ity—cauuot be excelled. Awl we are gratillod to knsw that our work has given entire satisfaction to our custo mers, to %shwa no tender our thanks. . ,We have In our employ one of the best millers In the county, and n faithful and capable engineer. 'Thus equip pod and encouraged, we are determined 70 potsovcre in our efforts to acconcrucatte and please the public, hoping tkeroby to merit and receive a liberal ekma of Patronage to abstain us In our enterprise for the public Interest. , Placket price paid for the different kinds of grain on delivery. . • Flour and Clinp,ou hand, for sale. JOIIN K. McCAIIAN. J. SON. Huntingdon, Nov. V. 0,1067 NOTICE TO ALL. HELL STREET MARKET, OPPOSITE TIE FIRST NATIONAL DANK, • " G. MORTtISON respectfully hi tt). ro the ra17.0119 0l IJJnni ;11411011 :111J 1;t inlly that tut c01111.111P4 the float to nl,et lattatte, 111 A i(1118 hteuchca, nud Win heel, Loutaantly on hand • Froll Dcef, Polk, Pudding and Saniaan. qalt Beet and Put 1.. C nnu•d bruit and Vegenddei, Spiel, DI and Teas, t.-.dt Laid, dc, moo, All of which lie nilt cent hue to ~ell at reasonable prices Thu highf.st pi ice: pod lor hid., 41,1,i tallow. Thomas Colder, at Alevnulf it and 31 ti elf .t. 1;,o., at Coffee lien, are my agent-o no pun chase at theft plates. - Thanks ul for past pat roan -L., 1 col wit a continuance of ..,, the same.- _ - It. G. MORRISON. Huntingdon, Oct. 11, 1617. ". . '..- READ AND BE: RIVED ! TO THE NEIVLY AND'ALL IN WANT OF New -FHtnitiire dtc. THE undersigned would respectfully 1. announce that ho manufactures and keeps constantly on bandit large and splendid assortment of DINING AND BREAKFAST TAMES BUREAUS, BEDSTEADS WASH AND CANDLI•I STANDS Windsor and rano seat chairs. cupboards, gilt and rose. wood moulding for mirror and picture frames, and a Tali ety,of articles not mentioned, at prices that candotTall to ho satisfactory. lie Is also agent for the well known Bailey Decamp patent spring Bed Bottom. The public are invited to call and oxamino his stock before purchasing elsewhere. Work and sales room on fill street, near Smith, one door west of Mentor's store, Huntingdon, Au g.l, 1866 Tgiallatvg (a J. M. WISE, Manufacturer and Dealer in .IF I T_T IST X 'X° T.T Mil Respectfully Invites the attention of the Rublin*, his stand on hill st., Huntingdon, in the rear of George W Swartz' Watch and Jewelry store, where he notaufactittes and keeps all kinds of Furniture at, reduced prices. Per sons wishing to purchase, will do well to give him a call. Repairing of all kinds attended to promptly and charges reasonable. Also, Undertaking carried on, and Coffins made In any style desired, at short notice. The subecrito,r has a , • NEW AND ELEGANT HEARSE and is preprued to attend Funerals at any place In town or country. J. M. WISE. Huntingdon, May 1418664 f APER! PAPER!! • JNote, Post, Commercial, Foolscap and Flata good assortment for sale by the ream, half ream, nu c iie — e: sheet, at. LEWIS' BOOK & STATIONERY S'CORE. ENVELOPES- By the box, pack, or lets quantity, for‘oare at LEWIS' DO OK AND STATIONERY STORE. Hoop Skirts. Bert 30 Spring, White, di 70c Jig° At IlafßY S Cd'S ley- For neat JOB PRINTING, call at the "GLOBE JOB PRINTINO OFFICE," at Hon , tingdon, Pe, GREAT BARGARS Cunningham & Car man's, Corner of Railroad and Montgomery BtB., WE would call special attention to th.• daily an tv.4l of CIIOIOE AND DEACTIPUL CUJJ,.?, it hic:t are ullei ad at Tempting Prices, Consisting of eenntlful 11 ilk s of all nhadar, all woo Alpncas, - -alelnogur, Armors, Chloral:a, a moat beautiful Bile of flue Carpbries; Barred Marius, 3fahr eoolsr, Clingloms, nod CLambrays. ALSO, n. full limo of Ihmacatio Cloodx, Emil as HEAVY BLEACHED MUSLIM, Nino Brown Muslin, 40 !nein. vitio, Blenched Sluelin (tont 3s to 2N '3artls H9do , Roo tacky Jeans, Yetrznors Cosointoro. Le„..te. Our stock of SIIOES oxcels anythlog of the kludthls ea of Phlladolpltla ALSO, a late and well selected atock HATS salt able for the season CARPETS. Wo make a apecialty of . this article, cad have on Land a very ilea assortment of DESIRABLE PATTERNS, which NNIII be sold lower than CAN be sold by any other boors outside of Philadelphia. We hays also orithand large stock Or VIVA , I. iri:'thiligi4-"il if liiiiiiEß Having en tarred into parttiershlp, Inform the pidAld thUi they are prepared to execute all styles or , •.. Nab and ornamental Marble'Work . . Suc.h as „MONUMENTS, EIPADSTONES, also Build ing Work, np as low prices as any shop jn the county. , t Orders from n distance promptly attended to. - • Shop on MIFFLIN street, a few doors east 011ie-Tub !heron church miti6,11567. The undersigned l l 'ARBLE, YARD. y would respectfully call the attentlim ofihecitizenit 011 untingdon and the adjoining counties to the •atnck of beautiful Marble tiow on hand. lie is prepaied to furnish at the shortesbnotice, Monumental Marble,,Tomb; Tablej end Stones of every desired size and form of Italian or E:natern Marble, highly finished, and carved With appro. ; printo devices, or plain, as may suit. Building Marble, Door 'and Window Stile, dc.,‘ will be furnished to order. ' -IX, W. pledgee himself to furnish material and work' manshlp equal to any In the country, at a fair price. Ca, and tee, before you purchase ' elsewhere. Shop - on tlq unser of NOP tgoinery and trs.. Huntingdon, Pat WM. WILLIAMS.. Iluntlngdon, 51ay 16 1855 SPECTACLESoi A ,fin e and, large i a l esorrnentidways - or4 , , 'A T 'L.EtV/S' T. S. REVENUE STAMP FOR SALE. AT LEWIS' BOOK STORp : lIUNTINGDON, PENNA. PAPER ! PAPER!! PAPER !!! Tracing Paper, Impression Paper, Drawidg Paper, - t t Deed Paper, TlBlllB Paper, Paper for Flowers, Perforoted Paper, Bristol Boas-4, lat Cap Paper, ' Foolscap Paper, .Letter Paper, C,ortnuercial Note Paper, Ladle.' 01lt rdged Letter and Note 1144, [date' and. Fancy Note Paper, White and Colored Card roper, In Packs 'and Shoot;, " For rale at LCITIS' Book, Stationery and 3taricsStore,. IMEM MEI N 6111 M