TERMS OF THE GLOBE
Per eniaini in advance
gix months
!lire° month.
TERMS OF •DVERTIISINO
I time. 2de 2do 1 month
...$ 76 11 25 11 60 1 7
... f 1 5U 225 278 $ 3
25 5
.. 2 25 325 4 1111 {is
line Inch, or IN,.
Two Inchon
Three themes,.....
.
3 months. id months. 1 riar
One loth, or leas $4 00 $6 0 0 910 lid
l'a 0 thews 6 25 9 00 15 00
'Corea inch.,, " - 860 - 12 90 20 00
Your Inch 4 " 10 76 16 00 .26 00
quarter column, ......... ..."...13 00.. 16 00 .30 00
trait column, .20 00.... 30 00 ...... ....45 UU
ilne column, 30 00 45 00.... ...... 00 00
Professional and Business Cards not exceeding six lines
Ono year, $5 IA
Administrators' and Executors' Notices, 6 times, 92 50
Auditors' Notices. 4 lime, 2 00
Estray, or other short Notices 1 50
Advertisements not marked with the number of inter.
pions desired, will be continued till forbid and charged sc.
exiling to these terms.
Local or Special Notices, 10 cents a line for single in•
sertion By the Sear at a reduced into.
Our prices for the printing or Blanks, Handbills, etc.
aro reasonably low.
Vroftssionl& Nusincss garbs.
T DE BURKHART, M. D., Buell
. clan eud Surgeon, has located in Huntingdon. and
tandem his gushes to this and neighboring community
Office on Railroad street, near the Depor t fe24-sms
DR. A. B: BRIMBAUGII,
Hosing permanently located et Huntingdon, offers
his prof..aeional services to the community.
Office, tho same as that lately occupied by Dr. !Men
on Hill Street. aplO,lS4O
T 111: JOHN MeCULLOOH, offers his
_ll_, professional services to the citizens of Huntingdon
And vicinity. Office on Hill street, one door east of Reed's
Prim Storo. Aug. 25,'55.
- p ALLISON MILLER,
.11u.
WTIST,
Itett removed to the Erick Row °melte the Court llousa
April 13, 1859.
- 17 1 , 1 J. GREENE,
DYNTIST. 'gins
- _ •
(nee removed to LeisteerNew Building,
Hill otreet, Huntingdon.
July 31,18b7.
j e A. POLLOCK,
,URrEron&REAL ESTATE AGENT,
RUSTING DON, PA
attend to Stirecsing in all its branches, nod will
buy and sell Real Estate in any part of the United :tat..
fiend for circular, dec29-tt
W ASHINGTON HOTEL,
HUNTINGDON, PA.
The undersigned respectfully informs the elitist's of
Ilunlingdun county and the traveling public generally
that he has leased the Washington Home on the cor
ner of nnd Charlea street, In the borough of llim•
tingdon. and he is prepared to accommodate all who may
favor him with a cell. i ill be pleased to receive a liber
al share of public patronage.
AUCIUAUS LETTERSIAN.
July 31, '67-tf.
A• q. CLARKE, AGENT,
Wholesale and Retail Dealer In all kluds of
maaat vom.mo
' HUNTINGDON, PA.
.Dpposite the Franklin Hann, In the Diamond.
Quarry trade supphed. apl7'6B
J. I. eitirarat. G. B. ARXITAOIt.
,SIMPSON & ARMITAGE,
ATTORNEYS AT LA IV,
TUNTINGIDON, PENNA.
OFFICE IN BRICK NOW ems= inn COURT HAM.
27, 1862-Gm.
AG E E ?JO Y- -FOR COLLECTING
OLDIERS' CLAIIIS, BOUNTY, BACK PAY AND
SION3. " -
All who may have any chains agalnit tite'Clovernment
ferVonoty, - Back Pa) , and Peneions, can have their clef ilia
promptly collected by applying either in parson or by lot.
aer to
- W. H. WOODS,
- .ITTORKEY AT
an 11,1163 • . HUNTINGDON, PA.
ELME. T. BROWN,
EMI=
The name of this firm has been chang
ed from ECM & BROWN, to
• - SCOTT, BROWN & BAILEY,
'ander which name they will hereafter sonduct their
vrattice as
ATTORNEYS 12' LAW, HUNTINGDON, PA.
PENSIONS, and all claims ureoldiers and aoldlera' bars
aralia.l the GoTernmeut, will be promptly prosecuted.
.Stay 17, ISM' -tf.
A pp COLLECTION
OF /0
No l? '
• K. ALLEN LOVELL,
District Attorney of Huntingdon County,
IMETINGDON, PA.
OFFICE—In the room 'Moly occuplod by E. M. Speer.
jart.1.1867
MILTON S. LYTLE,
ATTORNEY AT LAW,
lIUSTINGDON, PA
ATIII attend promptly to all kinds of legal business en
trotted to his care.
• -• ••
COLLECTIONS made with the least possible delay.
Dpecial attention given to CoNVEYANDING in all •Its
'branches, such as the preparation of Deeds. Mortgages,
Losses, Bonds, Articles of Agreement,
All queetions relating to .* t
7 rani P - ENNSICINANIA
cirefolly considered.
Ile will alto meertala for land owners whether their
lands are patented and obtain
• " - B.A_T_MWT'S
for thorn who may deuiro them.
STORI
~lEL J. 13-XIMMIWIEL,
Euccesaor to B. ti.CIREXINK,
DEALIIR IN
STEINWAY & SON'S PIANOS,
• And other makes,
.MASON & HAMLIN CABINET ORGANS
Mel. &one, Claatare,Vlolins, Flee, Flutes, Accordeous
Ac. Lc.
ikrPianos, Organs, and Melodeons Warranted fur fly.
sears.
Circulars lent on applcatlon.
Address
B. J. GREENE:,
Huntingdon, Pe.,
21 floor Leinter'n New Building
Jan 27,69
JOB PRINTING OFFICE
T""GLOBE JOB OFFICE"
the moat complete of any in the country, and pes
eta.. the [YONG ample facilities fur promptly executing in
i the best style, every variety of Job Printing, such as
:HAND BILLS, .
CIRCULARS.
BILL lIEADS,
POSTERS
BALL TICKETS,
CARDS,
PROGRAMMES,
LABELS, AC., &C., &C
CALL AND EXAVAND API.CI)OVB OF WOOO,
LEWIS' BOOK, STATIONERY 1h MUSIC STORK
w. 11. WOODS,
B. MILIoN SPEED.,
.PPe. DARE,
jAlaxii Main,
JOHN BARE & CO.,
a.p 1-r..
HUNTINGDON, PA
; CAPITAL - - -
Solicit accounts from Banks, Bankers and others. A
?.iteral Intereat allowed on thee Deposits. All kind. of
eccurities, bought and sold for the usual cointnission.—
' Collections made on all points. Drafts on all parts of
r.urope supplied at the usual rates.
Persons depositing hold and Silver will receive the
fame in return with interest. Toe partners aro individ
,lally lis.blo for en DeposP.s.,jyY.2,lldB.tf
42 (0
. 1 00
WM. LEWIS, HUGH LINDSAY, Publishers
VOL, XXIV.
WM. B. ZEIGLER,
DEALER IN
Furnishing, Fancy,
DAFAS CDODO,
Alpacas, Poplins, Plaids, beLaince, Lawns, Gingham,
Prints, fins Quarries, Muslims, Denims, lino
,Linen, Mar.
seines, P crow, India Twills, Ac.
A largo assortment of
Lathes' Fashionable Dress Trimming.
Silk Fringes, Buttons. angles, Velvet Ribbons, etc.
FUrtll.lllog (food., Stockings, Moreno, Cotton, Wool, An
G-I.4=rcrens,
Kid of all colors, Silk, Thread, Cotton,of all sizes,
and latest styles. Under garments of all kinds, for La.
tiles. heats and Children.
Table Linen, Muslins, Napkins. Doylies, Ac. Sheeting
and Shirting, Brown and Bleached, from S cants up.
WODa,
A large stock of the latest styles. A largo stock of
Notions. Zephyrs, Varna, Au. All cheaper than tho
cheapest,
tneltoom, opposite the First National Bank, Mutating
don, Pa.
1869. .1869.
CLOTHING.
H. ROMAN.
II It IF
CLOTHING
FOR
FALL AND WINTER,
JUST ItIiCHIVED
AS .
H. ROMAN'S
CHEAP CLOTHING STORE.
For Ooatlemenle Clothing of the beet material, and made
in the beet workmanlike manner, call at
❑. ROMAN'S,
oppoalte con Franklin Ilause in Market Square, [NOMA
don, Pa.
Can't Be Beaten !
I JOHN H. WESTBROOK
iteapectfully informs the citizens or linutingdon old
vicinity that he haaJust received from the city a New and
apieudid stock or
GROCERIES, CONFECTIONERIES,
BOOTS & SHOES, HATS & CAPS,
Hosiery, Shoe Findings, Carpet Sacks,
Trunks, &c., &c., &e., &c.
ell of which hale prepared to tell at greatly reduced micas
Don't forget the old mend in thu Diamond. Old VIM
more and the public generally are invited to cull.
Huntingdon, 0ct.28. 1868.
Ili GEO. SHAEFFER
M.l.lasjust returned from the east with a 4,54 46
SPLENDID STOCK
OF
BOOTS, SHOES, GAITERS, &C.,
Which he afore to the inspection of his customers and
the public generally. Ito will sell his stock at the most
REASONABLE PRICES,
and those who purchase once will surely call age , In.
BOOTS & SHOES MADE TO ORDER,
and REPAIRING done in the neatest and most expedi•
tie. manner.
Call upon Mr. Schaeffer at his shop on MO sheet, a
few doors meet of the Diamond. Oct. 28, 1008.
NEW BOOT AND SHOE STORE
llnforms tho public that he has Just
oponod at his old nand in tho Diamond,
Iluntlasdon,
A Fine Assortment 'of all kinds of
BOOTS AND SHOES,
For Ladles, Gentlemen and Children.
All of which hewnl sell at fair prices. Quick salu and
rataiiprigits. Call and examine my stock.
Manufacturing and Repairing aono to order as usual. •
Huntingdon, QM 118, 1068.
upl'6B
=I
Carriage& Wagon
. 3111414 E p
Manufactory. ..1-1-74kg-RPM.
P.'S. ISENBERG & CO.,
Respectfully inform the citizens of Huntingdon and
the public aenerolly that they have commenced the Car
riage and Wagon Manufacture in the betiding formerly
ecoupled by Anderson Verret's,
IN THE DOIttiUGII OF HUNTINGDON,
Near Henry k Co's ' , taro. where they will be pleased to
accommodate all who call awl glee prompt attention to
all ordeith either for new work or rep dm.
Their work shall he put up with the best material and
in a workman!. he manner.
A lap rut patn• a uau nolieted.
Ifuuttugdutt, Juno LT•ly
•
IT
EADQUART ERS
70It
Choice Groceries, Candies, Toys, &c
D. AFRICA & CO'S.
FAMILY GROCERY. CONFECTIONERY AND VA
.RIETY &VORA, HUNTINGDON, PA.
Our stock consists of all kinds of Groceries, Tens, Fpi
ces. Canned and Dried Fruits. Cider Vinegar. Common
and Fancy Soaps, of all kinds. Hair Oil, Perlumet y, Pen
Docket Books, Lc. Call a nd examine our stock,
and take a view at our splendid Mat tile Soda Fountain.
Don't forget the place—north-cast corner id' Di mond.
Huntingdon. Jane 24-ly D. Alta! CA A CO.
LOSSES PROMPTLY PAID
HUNTINGDON INSURANCE
AGENCY.
G. B. ARMITAGE,
HUNTINGDON, Pll.
Ttepresent the most reliable Companies in
the Country. Hates at low as is eonsieleut
with reliable indemnity. aep
pital Represented over $14,000,0
PATRONIZE HOME INDUSTRY
BLANKS,
MERCHANT TAILOR,
liar rentuve.l to 11111 Arent, ituntingdon Is. one door
east of the Post Office where he le ineperad to do nil
kinds stork in Ilia line of buoluess. lle lursJicit received
a lull line of
F. O. IE4B.
P. K. DIRE.
CLOTHS,
OASSIME RS,
0 VERCOATINGS, &c.
and he invites a call from the politic, promising to mak
goods to order in a workout:alike wanner.
$50,000
11. ROBLEY,
Merchant Tailor
Huntingdon, Pa., Oct. itti, 186 g.
BUSINESS MEN, TAKE NOTICE!
It you want your card neatly pint.] 0,, ou , rel
open, call at
LETA" BOOK LVD STATIONERY. TORE.
. .
.
. .
..
-- '4 , .1ii .,-- -k,,,,.... • ~ ,,. .., = , ' . olkc' ''. ..' . . 2'/,'/I„,,•••,,- . ..,, ~ . .
lAT - f.F. , -vift-4..!1g-k..,-- -,- ~,.......\!'",---')'Avs,
~./......-----:-
~ ~,,, 1,..,-,?;41 i, ,, . ,,..,,,,,:„.,,,,, „ . ,
. ✓'~
_,......---
~b..,. ~_....,,,,,,,,-,.-::-„.-::----
..„
:::
-_-:...-.........,:- , 1
......, - ..I,:zi‘.,::, : : ,
~r, . ...,....,....--,,,,,: : ...
. 4 .. 4 .. , :i7:Frkj";,.'t' - :.fi
...
~, _ , •
•,. , 1.,,,-,:-.:,..0:.:, -:......ci-,'..,t,fer_t."7 - .. -7, ? - 7 , ..-..:::,' • !:', 7.1. i... ..i.*- ''.\;..;,..,
__ ,
..,.
..-
,
Sri- '''-z-.'''-,i-:;-z.-\-.,-__,,,,,,,,Q,.-:..i,=';•-.:..
... ~.
.. ~_
',-i,i„_ ', - ...i.... •
-
- k 41.
•,.. 1 / 4 4} ilf ''.-7-iy..__-'.''.F:"7-.;',A!!"•,'.7.,.i, .c.,.'-.;,.: W:"-::
....,.. -
~
11'.."
' : ..:-.'
..:
' • ::-.4::: ;r•I':::::/:-!'
tip•
. ,
. •
(
,4•1 , 4:. '.-
~
. ‘..,. .
~.•.;"—••• -
~ . ,
-.. .
....---55..44:?:::'‘......--
.... • ~ . ...
IVM. AFRICA.
d B. YLOOD
NEW
EIM
H. ROB.LEY
HUNTINGDON, PA., WEDNESDAY, MARCH 3. 1869.
HOOFLAND'S GERMAN BITTERS
Hoofland's German Tonic.
The Great Remedies for all Diseases of the
LIVER, STOMACH, OR DIGESTIVE
ORGANS
HO °ELAND'S GERMAN BITTERS
Is composed of the pure Juices (or, a s they are medic!.
nally termed, Extrude,) of It oot 5, Herbs, and
Balks, makings prepare thin, highly concentra
ted, and entirely free from a/collo/lc admixture
of any kind.
1100FLAND'S GERMAN TONIC,
le a combination of all the ingredients of the Bitten,
trith*tbe pariah quality of Santa Cruz Root, Wittig°, Sc.,
making one of tho most pleasant end agreeable temedies
over uttered to tho public.
Thom preferring a Medicine free from Alchoholic ad
mixture, will use
lIOOFLAND'S GERMAN BITTERS
Those who hove no objootion to the combination of
ho bitten, as stated, will use
HOOFLAND'S GERMAN TONIC.
They are both equally good, and contain the same
medicinal virtues, the choice between the two being a
mere matter of taste, the / onic being the most palatable,
The stomach, front u variety of Mu., Midi no Indigss
-0
lion, Dyspepsia, Nervous Debility, etc, in very apt
to him its iunctious d. i aimed. The Liver, sym
pathy:Jog as closely as 1, foes with the etoinuch,
then becomes nth:eh:Attie twsult of which Is that the
patient sellers trout several or /110111 of the follow iug dis
eases:
Constipation, Flatulence, Inward Piles, Fut
ness of Blood to the Head, Acidity of the
Stomach, Nausea, Heartburn, Disgust
for Food, Fatness or Weight in the
'Stomach, Sour Eructations, Sink
ing or Fluttering at the Pa of the
,Vitanach, 'Swimming wr the
Head, hurried or Difficult
Breathing, Fluttering at
the Hem I, Choking or
Stigiwating Selatlitoll3
• when in a tying posture,
Dimness of I mon, Dots
or Webs befiirc the Sight,
Dull Pain in the Head, Defi
ciency of Perspiration, Rtlow
ness of the Skin niut Eyes, lain in
=ZIC=MB=IOI
Sudden' Flushes of neat, Burning in
he Pieeh, Cu:outlet baayi,ctttys of Evil;
and Great Dep•essam of Spirits.
The mufferer trout thL.O ili.eases blieuld exercise the
gieuteat tautiou Ila Elio tolsolloll Ot it itotooly for
We Cooe,lJUnciolsiog toil) Unit NI/I.lk lie is uotiorod
nem his INVedllgatluik lid llopOrion Iso.edood
Ulu, 11101/t, leml[lllll/1) ,iiipotioUed. la lieu hula
0
111JUlluthi 114ILdlOOto, Him ...., t.A.0L0..,0tAl for ILN.lit a I op
4NtLion let the uuto 01 alt..) dokabol. lii tine counoutiosi
NO would xubluit those melt huee u ieuuituo—
HOOPLAND'S GERMAN BITTERS
HOOFLA.ND'X GERMAIK,TOXIC,
Di opal ed by DR. C. IL JACKSON,
Twontytwo yeare idnee they were fired introduced into
(bid country trout Giernmity,ditiltil winch tnue they name
nadoutnediy pet Mimed mute ewes, and benefited author
ing humanity to t. greater extent, than any other tome-
Mit 6uowu to the public.
F
These remedies will elf ectually curo Liver Com.
pIsiut,JIIIIIILIICY, DIMVeI) ,m,Liman,: or Net roue
Debility, (Ironic Ilisr Ilium, Disease of the hid.
110,8, 411E1 al I D/se.ises an slug it mu a disordered M.
var, atomach, or lutesliuts.
DEBILITY,
Itcsulting from any Cause whatever; PROSTRATION
OF .r.LIE SYsTE.ll,indhced by Severe. Labor,
!hardships, txposure, /etas, cry.
There is no medicine extant equal to these remedies in
moth caws. A tame taint vigor as 'waist tad to the n hole
sy sloth, the uppvuto is bit eugthened, wad is eikle3eil, the
...Amish digests toonditly, the blood is putilied, [Lucent
pleitiok tretOutes sound atilt" healthy, the yellow tinge is
et lamented hunt the e3act, a bloom is given to the cheeks,
and (lie Vasak and Ust% UUS invalid becomes a strong and
healthy
PERSONS ADVANCED 1N LIFE,
Aull feeling the hamlet' time weight g heavily upon them,
. .
tt ith all its catendaut Ills, will Mid In the utu toi this 1:11!-
Tiatb, or the TUNIC, un elixir that will Matti new Me
lute their reins, restore in a measure the energy mud
ut
dur ut mere youtlitul days, build up their shluulteu terms,
cud gire health and liappinwi to their retudiumg years.
NOTSOE_
It Is a well established fact that fully one half of tho
L
female portion of our pup ulation are seldom lu the
en.h.)lllent al good health; or, to use their own en-
Inesaiun,•uever tee! n elt. .. I hey are languid, devoid
ut aunuergy, extremeij dOrNOMI, and nave nu ap
petite.
To thls close of persons the BITTERS, or tho TONIC,
Is especially [unintended.
WEAK AND DELICATE CHILDREN,
Aro made strong by the use of either of those remedies.
They w 111 cute ocery mem of MA ItAbNIUS, without fail.
Thousande al cot Llheatea have aegUrilehtteallii Ulu bawls
of the proprietor, but space will allow ot the publication
of but a few. Ikea°, it will be obscured, are atom ut emu
and at such stuuthug that they must he behoved.
TEST . I.I\eLOSTI.ELMS.
110. N. GEORGE W. WOODWAItb,
Chit/ Justice tithe Supreme Court of I'LL, %rites :
rhuadelyhiu, Mulch 18,1701:
"I find 'lloollood's Ger moo MMUS' is a good
tonic, ULotul in Online. oi 1110 dlnoutiro urwilid,
Ulla of great benetis is (abet, of deblllly, aUd
neat ur 1201000, anitin. lo tile 0)22001.
Yours, ruin,
OttO. W. WOODIYABIL”
JAMES TILOMPSON,
Judge of the Suprtnio Cliurt of L'ennryiranici.
Philadelphia, April iB, 1826.
"I consider `lloolland s Ciento'. hitters' a valuable mei
icinc iu elite ul ott.telin Oh ilitilgeStiO“ or Dpiprp..l.
cue cattny this flout toy expend'ce or it. Yours, with
renrecE, JAM.L.n TilU.SlifoU.N."
FILO.II. REV. JO:,EL'1111. KEN N A RD, D. D.,
Pasto• of the Tenth Baptist Church, l'ltiladelphia
Dr.Juasun—ovitr eir : I hate beau Itequinitly leque6-
ted to cuutieci auy utuuu with Wu of Jitter
ell t 1.14a1s .fluvtliellEe, but trolaulug the priutice us out
tu
0, ) uppruptiulu spout., I Have 11.1 411 Cliets llt..-
1;111tUtl; but will. u eleul !awl lu various 11144111-
Cod and inuticulutly it. icy dab 114111113, OE the
upvluiuuns 01 Ur. llu. ..iiiil a 1.1 el 111 al Olt Lvi a, I
dep. t tor uneel item 111) lt .......elan, EU e3.lllela uiy lull
cuuviutiula Ova, fur gentruL detultly of Ms aydent, oust
exprutiliyjur Liver Cumirtuiiit, it Li it bap; Mid valuable
prepaTuluot. Ili douse. canes IL tarty lull; but list 1411), L
doubt out, it % ill be suly 1,441:11C1.11 Eil um.. N‘Liu billies
bum U., abate causes.
Vuuld, very aeopeviltilly,
J. D. iv I.:. NAIID,
Lightb, b, low Coates St
FllOll REY. E. D. FENDALL.
Assistant Miter Chrtstian Chronicle, Philadelphia
I bare dealved decided benefit from thu um of Hoof
load's barman inttars, anti teel it my pen liege to recom
mend them as a most valuali:o tonie, to ale who ma out.
to tug loom geueial debility so hum thiuusus anding Irvin
deraugesneut of the Its or.
Yours truly,
E. D. FENDALL.
CAUTION_
linefland's German Remedies are Counterfeited. See
that t h e inguature or U. M. JAClictTh to oh thu
%tapper of each bottle. All others are. Wearer
felt.
Principal Offire and Alanufeetory at the Ger.
man Medicine cwre , No. i..., ARIA/ nUeut, Plitiudeipbut,
Penneylvaniu.
Charles M. Evans, Proprietor,
Foroprly C. N..1.1C100N c CO.
PRICES
Hoofland's Gerniau Bitters, per bottle, . . $l. 00
half doze°, . . 6 Oil
oollaturs Getrosn Tonic, put up to quart bottles $1 60
per bottle, or a half dote]. for $7 50.
Arir Donut forgot to °amiable well the article you buy,
In order to get the genulno.
For sato by all Dealers In Medicine.
Ari1:1,1065-7y patrol.
NOW THEY POP THE QUESTION
The sailor says : "I like your rig;
And though I've noticed many,
I really think you aro, old girl,
As trim a craft es any.
And if you'll only say the word,
Through every kind of weather;
Just blast my timbers if we don't
Go cruising on together."
The poet, with enraptured gaze,
Points out a single star— ,
"'Tis thus, sweet lady that you shine
On mortals from afar;
But all 1 it is my fondest hope—
Though selfish, I must corn-- ,
That in some modest, rine wreathed cot
You'll shine for me alone."
The dancing master—Frenob of course—
. Thinks earnestly of mating,
And gecko !mine lovely widow with
A bow excruciating.
"Madame' ze heart IS in se hope
You lore n leetle beet,
And go ze way of life wiz me—
Madame, I.kees your feet."
The actor quotes from many plays,
And swears by all the powers
His hanTsliall build his Annabelle
A cot among the flowers.
Without her smile he e'er is like
A ship without a rudder;
Then talks of dark despair and death
Until I;o'n:takes her shudder.
And Pat, the coachman, winks et Bid.
As she flits from room to room,
The ever merry . chambermaid,
With dusting•pan and broom.
He says; "Me darlint, when we're laid
Us by a hope of money
We'll get the praste to tie the knot,
If you'll say yes, me honey."
Says Hans Van Schmidt,' who keeps saloon,
"I want a gut er fruw
To help me make der lager pier
Und milk der prindle cow ;
To make mine shirts and cook de kraut,
Und ebery thinge to do;
To feed der horse and clop der peer,
Und tend my babies ton."
And even Snm, the barber man,
At Nan rolls op his eyes,
And talks of matrimonial bliss
With must heart-rending sighs,
"If you don't gub that lily hand
To this 'ere lub•siek nigger,
Ile puts die pistol to him head,
And den him pulls de nigger,"
'Tie thus mankind rush to their fate,
Fur with n brilliant lighi
That little elfin being Lora
ilas power beyond the eight.
Like children's barks adown the falls
Tu waters still below,
Soule glide along without rt heart, •
And some to ruin go.
PIIILADLLPLIIA, PA
A FABLE.—IL may add LO the later
est with which our readers will peruse
this fable, to know that it is from the
pen of Charles DickenS:
A lamb strayed fin• the first Limo
into the woods, and excited much dis
cushion among other animals. In a
mixed company, one day, when ho
became the subject of friendly gossip,
the goat praised him.
"Pooh !" said the lion, "this is too
absurd. The beast is a pretty beast
enough, but did you hear him roar ? I
board his roar, and by the manes of
my fathers, when ho roars be does
nothing by cry ha a!" And the lion
bloated his best in mockery but bleat
od'far from well.
"Nay," said the deer, "I do not
think so badly of his office. I liked
him well enough till I saw him leap,
he kicks with his hind legs in running
and, witixall his skipping, gets over
very little ground."
"It's a bud beast altogether," said
the tiger. "He cannot roar ' ho can
not run, ho cannot do nothing—and
what a wonder ? I killed,a man yes
terday, and in politeness to , the new
coiner, offered him a bit; upon which
he bad the impadenCo to look disi ' ms•
ted and spy, No, sir; I eat nothing but
grass."
So the beasts criticised the famh,
each in his own way; and yet it was
a good lamb, nevertheless.
HOW TO ENTERTAIN GUESTS -I pray
you 0 excellent wife, not to cumber
yourself and me to get a rich dinner
fbr this man, or this woman, who has
alighted at our gate, nor a bed cham
ber made ready at too great a cost.—
These things, if they are curious in,
they can get for a dollar at any vil
lage.
But lot this stranger see, if he will,
in your looks, accent and behaviour,
your, heart and earnestness, , your
thought and will, what he cannot buy
at any price, at any village or eity,and
which he nifty well travel fifty. miles,
and dine sparely, and sleep hard, in
order to behold.
Certainly, let the board_ be spread
and the bed be dressed for the travel•
or; but let the emphasis of hospitality
be in theso things. Honor to the house
whore they are simple to toe verge of
hardship, so that the intellect is awake
and aces the laws of the universe, the
soul worships truth and love; honor
and courtesy flow into all deeds.—R.
TV. Emerson:
fl An Arkansas negro, expound
ing the Scriptures, had occasion to
touch upon antediluvian longevity,
and in the course of his remarks said
that in those days'men didn't marry
before they were two hundred, and, in
fact, were twenty-five year sold before
they were bore.
iter4 Connecticut editor, having
got into a controversy with a potem
porary, congratulated himself that his
head was safe frone a "donkey's bask,"
His cotemporary astutely inferred
that ho was unable to make both onds
meet.
CarAn Hibernian gentleman, when
told by his nephew that he had just en
tered college with a view to the church,
said, "I hope that I may live to hear
you preach my funeral sermon,"
,PERSEVERE.-
Olobe.
LIGHT FINGERS.
The Whole Secret and Manner of Ope
rations—A Talk with a Pickpocket.
[From iho Wow York Sun]
In the minds of the honest portion
of the community an erroneous notion
prevails that the taking of money or
valuables from a man's pocket ap•
proaches art; in short, that picking
pockets is a skilled department of
thievery. Newspaper and magazine
writers foster this idea: Now this
notion is not exactly correct, and it is
to set the matter right' that I indite
this article. ' I have had peculiar, facil
ities for an honest man (and I hope . l
am such—anyhow t l have never been
detected in any crime).
Not long ago I was brought into
certain relations with one of the most
noted and expert pickpockets of the
day, and for more than a
,Year had
ally opportunities
,of communicating
with him. During, this time he ex
plained to me the whole business of
stealing frOm the person, and gave me
practical illustration of the thodus ope
randi in a number of cases: To got
the gist of the matter of the humorous
interviews had between myself :and
the pickpocket in a clear pelt, • sup
pose that the following eonverriation
occurs:
The Writer--" Now, George, vrtuit is
your simplest mode of tutting a man's
money !!'
George— : "That's hard to tell, cap
tain; there are so many ways of doing
it; one as easy as the other, that there
is no choice; besides; it depends'upon
circumstances. But the commonest
way is thithere ain't much skill in
it, only boldness: Three of us go to:
gether."
- To a question—"No; we hardly over
work alone unless circumstances are
very fltvorable or we are hard up. Of
course anybody can take, a man's
'wipe' but that game isn't played in
the country. in fait (here ho digress
ed with :a sorroWful air,) picking pock
ets don't pay like ,burglary—a man
has to make so many more operations,
and consequently runs so many more
risks of tieing caught. But never mind,
three of us go together, each 'one hay
ing his particular duty. We go into a
crowd—any large crowd, but prefer a
still crowd, such as you find listening
to a political speech, elections are rich
times with u4.--and to suppose a • case
in such a crowded throng, wo single
out a man who is ptomisirig and whose
money we want ; oso of us work his
way in front of him so as to crowd
against his left arm, another gets him
self behind him, and the onerator
stands at his right, partly back. ,In
this particular case it is supposed that
our game is a stranger having consid
erable money about him. Ile is care
ful of his-money, and keeps his hands
on his pocketbook, which is in his
right hand pocket. When the proper
time comes the man behind tips up or
smashes down the hat of the country
man, whose first impulse is to restore
it; as ho can't raise his left arm he
takes his hand from his right pocket,
when the operator dives and seizes the
money. This action the poor devil
does not feel nine times out of ton ; he
is generally mad' ut having .his 'bat.
knocked over, his eyes, and ,turns•to
see who did it. The one who•did the
act seizes the first 'flat' near him and
shoves him ahead, then dives and,
rushes through the crowd'; this we all
do and meet at some appointed place
to divide the profits. Generally the
man whose ,money we have - got has a
'jaw' with'the one he finds behind him,
and by the time he has missed his
money we are diyi,ding it. Of course
ve conform to the circumstances in
the way of operating, but this is a fair
Ilustration. Sometimes,however, whoa;
t 18.eafe, we adopt the way otlifting
ho lining of the pocket, and so. ex
ranting the money. If we.areicaught
.
in this, the sa,mo manner .of getting
away is adopted." ,
"Well, George, as to operation .on
street cars and railroads ?" ,
"In respect to the former, they are
generally nothing but forcible robber
ies; wo got together en - the platform,
and by and by creating a row take a
man's money ny force before he knows
it. And there is not much difference
in our way of doing things on the rail
roads. We pick our man, and at some
stopping place, where ho gets out for
lunch or any other purpose, ono or two
of us manage to get ahead of him, the
other .behind him, arid by jostling and
causing confusion we have no diffi
culty. Why! I alone made $BOOO in
following the Prince of Wales when
ho was hero, and could have made
more than that is following Lincoln
from Springfield to Washington if some
of us hadn't.been fools. You see, sus
picion was strong on us, and we stay
ed over in Buffalo to gamble, and were
caught and convicted. They could
not find anything against me, but ono
of the party bad some money which
was identified, and the Buffalo.'judges
never let a ran go if there is the shad,
ow of a chance of holding him, and
when he is found guilty they pile it on
awful. A New York- judge wouldn't
have giro me half as much us I got
from ibat Buffalo man, and I believe I
should have got clear away."
To a question—"O, yes, there are
women pickpockets, and men who pick
women's pockets. They usually go
alone, and frequent horse care, stages
and churches'— sometimes theatres,
concerts and lectures. It is a risky
business, for when a woman fastens'on
you she sticks. But the way of doing
it is easy. For instance I sit alongside
of a woman and 'manage to get' my
hand or finger into her pocket (she
can't feel it as a man could) and I get
out her pocketbook, then 1 open it
(understand, though, that this was
never in my line-I'm only telling you
Flow 'cis done) and extract the money
TERMS, $2,00 a year _ in advance.
and then replace, the pocketbook.
That is 'weeding.' , If she discovers,
her loss, she is almost 'sure to think
that she has lost her money or left it ,
where she was last shopping, and so
we got off eusy'enough. The stories
about throwing a bullet, which is shut
into the poriketbook and' is fastened to
a slender eori, is a humbug, and any
person of sense ought to know it."
"Now, as to getting watches and
jewelry ?"
"We don't do it—that is, the best of
us' don't—unless we are hard up. Some
poor sticks make a business of stealing
watches, but they are inferior. If we
want a man's watch, we manage prat.
ty much the, same , way as if we wore.
After their money. NC; wo don't cut
the chain. We get. 'the watch out'of
his pocket easy enough, and twist the'
ring out of it. Some of the old lash,
ionad ones have . the ring riveted, and
%eke a loud snap; but the whole thing
is easy. Then we''get new rings put
in and have the numbers altered—
'christening,' we call it—and sell them
to the 'fences' For a watch worth
$2OO we get from $4O to $5O. Silver
watches we don't bother with: Chaim;
we rarely - dot- except by . force, and'
they ain't worth much unless solid';
then we
.have them melted down, as
we also sometimes have the cases."
"As to diamond pins and studs ?''
"That's a trick that requires bold
ness and skill. The usual manner of
doing it is for the operator, carrying a
cloak or coat on his arm, to meet the
victim, behind whom come the confed
erates. As if by accident, he runs
plump against his man, and thruststbe
coat into his face with one arm, while
with the band of the other he snatches
the pin. If there is any row the con
federates pitch in, and all get away in
confusion."
• "But can you take money from a
man's inside coat or vest pocket 'I"
"Of course; the same plan is adopt
ed as with the piti. We 'spot' aonan
on ' the cars ; and watch him; I
get some distance forward of him and
roy two'pals behind; when ho starts to'
leave the car I hurry forward and they
hurry back ;I get out ahead of him
and turn round to meet him, while my,
confederates have Came Out and gOt
close behind; I rush against hitiv in
front and they do behind;. shove the
coat io,his time with.one hand and, divp
for his Money witt . , the other. Some
times we follow it man . two or thi:ee
days, and when we ere sure ho has 'a
good pilo with him we aro bound to
get. it, and unless he is protected we do
get it ono way or another."
"But how do you know a man has a
`good pile ?'"
"Oh, that's easy enough. In the
first place, we 'spot' merchants from
the country who are in the city to buy
goods, and then there is no difficulty
in - finding out where they keep their
money. - The principle of the whole
thing is, a man having an unusu
ally huge amount of money on his per
son
,will be so careful of it that he will
often feel to see whether it is safe.—
Besides knowing these men we watch
them, and •tti) learn which ones are the
most promising. - Sometimes, too,
those operators who stay in New York
or ether . ,large cities are informed ,by .
brokers', clerks and others—they get a
sinall`shrire, about five per cent - ot• the
gains—of a certain merchant - or batik
or ,having: in his possession. a large
sum ;.if,this is known, ,the man very
likely - loses,his money." • .
"Well, George what is, the aVerage.
amount taken fromman's• • pocket?"
,•"It isn't-so very- much. I.have fol
lowed.a man two or three days with
my pals,-and only got five or ,six ,dol
lars from him, because he kept the
bulk Of his money'in drafts. We 'get
'slipped up' in - that 'way One& in' a
while. Then,. sagain, have 'raked
in!.as mach as $3OOO. : But a good av
erage is twenty dollars). and that .is
very geed in ordinary times.',
What is the great danger
in this business ?"
"It is that we get too bold, and that
we generally drink and gamble. -If : I
should have .two• good confederates,
and all of us should be strictly tem
perate and inoralove; never Would :bo
caught. ,Why, there is B-4—n, .of
Brooklyn, who is , worth 650,000, and
ho has never been arrested. But, I
tell yourqaPt. —, that if I could
make a gOod living honestly, I would'
do it; but everybody is down on me,
and I can't got •any work, and so I
am forced to steal. I can do pretty
well, to be sure; but I don't like con
tinual fear and suspense The 'safety
guards' are humbugs, and don't ani'nt
to anything."
Then you are going at it again
when you get out ?" • .
, "I don't son what olse I can do, but
one thing is suro, I shan't blab and
get caught again soon."
And he tins not
zei-In the Recorder's Court at Now
Orleans' the other day, a merry-faced
uud bright-eyed Milesian was arraigned
for• disorderly conduct. •
The judge • inquired very Angrily,
"If he was not ashamed to bo there ?"
"'Pon my could, I am, yer honor:"
"You are in yory disreputable. corn
pany."
"I know it, yor 4onpr."
"It is shameful."
"Toe true;' was the penitent rejoin
der.
. ,
.
. .
• "HT_ permit you to go this time,
will you ever be caught m such com
pany'again ?I' ' '
'Not unless yer honor sends for moi
was the reply. ,
Amcwo the curious tombstone ieL
seriptions which have come to our ears'
lately, aro the following:
• "Here lies Betsy
Whore she's gone, and how 'she fares,
Yo one knows, and n's one ones!? •
A happy pendant to this hi the following:
"In memory of Jane Bent,
I`-'ho kic4ed up her heels and 'away she went
TO SUBSCRIBERS.
Those subscribing for -tbree, six- or
twelvti Months with the underititriding .
that the paper . be discontinued, unless
subscription is renewed, receiving a pa,
per marked with a . f before, the :mine
will understand that; the JAM_ fox
which they subscribed is up. If they
wish the paper continued they'will'
renew their subscription _through the,
mail or otherwise. . - tf.
xm. All kinds of plain, fancy and
ornamental Job Printing neatly "and
expeditiously executed ut the "GLOW
office. Terms moderato.
NO. 33.
JUST A. TRIPLE TOO Coca.- -I'IMMO
read of people who were too calm and'.
complacent. Of. such a character Ts
think was the conductor who .wtien he.
ran over a tuan; said he never liked tq'
do
" it, "because it mussed up the track
- -
And speaking of saws, and followings..
this train of thought,l may mention a
young ~man from the.'country- who
went into a hardware store,,and„rapn
ping a great buzz saw; With ,his'knue,
kles, remarked, "I bad an old dad
,rffg
ped to pieces with one of thein 'fellers'
last week." - ' - • 1.
I think that young man exhibited
too little emotion for the occasion.
showed a lack .of filial affection
comparable to, that of a boy beionging ;
to,a primary ; school in Manchester, N„
II:; who assured his iiehoolniaster Oat,
he wOuld:Soon-be able to indidge t in'hie
favorite sport on the river withlthif
best of them. "Father," said-be, "has
gone to the war,' and'
killed•l•am going to have his fish-lineA
• As cool a person, under- the eircurn- ;
stances, as ever heard of,,was a young,
man who in a frightful ritilWay
dont, missed' his valet: One of the
guards cathe.up to hint and said - i-"My)
lord, we have forund your servant, but:
be is cut in two." "Aw, is be," said;
the young man, with a _Dundreary
drawl, but stilt with AogisAnxiety,do
pieted on his countenance, "wjll yOu,
be gwood enough to See in which half;
he'has got the key of my ?"'
To a sensitive mind his anxietyrseerne/
to have been misplaced. ; •• ,
The same, unconsciousness •to ,the
awful *facts of. death ,wae ex6ibited,
by a man in - New Sersey'in'lBs9; Who
was employed to Convey t 6 his friend]
the .body of a Mr. Wilson,..who :had ,
died about fifty, miles from home, 44-
the chblera. On finding the - houso,ho t
knocked at the door,,and the
_wife Of
the deceased. opened it. „,l'Does )11.y..;
Wilson- lire here?"' "Years:ifs:l'6e
lady, "but he aftiome to-day."
"No, I know ho ain't," said the young
man, with a soothing voice;`thiiikidg
to break the news gently, "butlib'will , '
bc„in a minute, 'cause ..L've:.gbt 42titen
here dead in my wagop.",..,
There was still a more reprebonsible t
moral obtuseness in the remark of
man who inquired'of .66 'sheriff
night before the appointed day, "I say?
Mr. Sheriff, at what hour does:this litd
tie affair of mine eornd*off.?"!,,
Tun LOVE . or A 11.61'0E1 - o=-Is there
heart in all the world id bad as:ntittO
reverence the.,-mother that , watehedt
over us in' our infantile, ,weaknoss 7 ..-..,
that guided and supported our grit,
tottering - footsteps—that bung iii - agO,= s
ny over us when sickness had laid
wasting hand upon and Watched.by-)
us night and ;day—administering; IQt
our wants adnene but.a,mothercam-.
forgetful of herself?
Who of us; bas stied the•metherFiti'
her;aniety for her darling cphild;
get even to take her accustomed :meal,?.:.
And as for sleep, that was out of the,
question till ,ber,eberished,•onei_Whe
free froth danger.
Stand With nth by the Side of th",
bei•eaved mother, - when She"i's''filily
aware that her darling child
ed to breathe ; and is no more: a habh4:
taut ,of earth., Does,it not mseent
'though her heart must ! break?. -not :
dims the bowed form, ;'the lieaviog.t
chest, thd;swollen' eye'l asl•she 'betide'
over that little' coffin foilheltist.timell
aPd.WIIPP tIM-tiny,form:ielgently:lo c wii
ered into its last resting piace„athd„thft,
failinguritvel Serids*Wack ity reverher- .
atidg and Muffled ‘l3 Cain ; dodirit .
grate harshly upOn-ithilt-".agotdied ,
mother's ear !!•„' 1
Who ,!, who e an_es. tint atu , p mp
o'r's love ? How little is,,sh,e apprecia,
ted white living NetAjll she has,pasegif
away from dur-sight,.d&wa knOAPIiM
to:prlie the gem - which:we' ohe'e'•peti= l
sessed. • ;.Whem ,the-"iworld's chilliuj
breath passes over us,and withers.thq
flowers in Or youtbful hearts—whoft
•we seek - for Sympati(i,'lMdfiddliy- i ipt;
—when , wo.do• we yeard:for *her kind'
sympathizing heart, and, ,?seep :whppi
wo,think that
,hey ,gentle,,voice oaq.
m ne u v s e i rc. ' l our hearts with ,the sweet
.
"A mother—sweetest name on earth,`
We lisp it on the knee,•
And idolize its sacred worth
In manhood's infanoy."
_3,
UNCLE WIPL'S,EIyELL.--Vml9
Will,"after'haviii,g' drank Since* poor,
took a sensible notion to refortn; which'
succeeded in doing,,,We subjoin.hiC
farewell to whiskey, and its, attendant,
evils, Whioh we advise all topers to t
road, and then' follow Uncle Wil% e 25-.
ample; •
Farewell, drunks se high and hindj;
Farewell, rum and gin.and brandy;
Farewell, empty pots and kettles, •
- .Farewell, cupboards WithiO
Farewell, rooms free to all weathers ;
. Farewell, beds which hay. no feathers ;
Faioivell, floors that need a swab file ; ,
Farewell, yards thitt,havi rie tioncrpile;''
Farewell, faded hat and breeches; -' .•
Farewell,.,coats more holes than stitches i,
ThireWell, bits that have' no rims on ;
' Farewell, faces red as crimson ;t • • •
Farewell, tubs that have no bacon;
Farewell, ways that I've forsaken ;
~:;
Farewell; broken chairs and tables ;`
Farewell, dwellings worse than stables I
Faiewell, oaths that I have spoken
Farewell, vows that I hays broken . ;
. Farewell; landlords - and bar-tenders; .
Farewell, all blue devil senders, ,
!A lady-asked herklittle girf;"o. l
returning from ehurch, if '
rerriemr'
bored the, text. "Oh, yes!" sai,d,s4cti
"it was this ; .'The ladies ; sewing
city will inept at Mrs. IteCraeken'ii
house on "Monday evening next." ' -
ViErPrefer solid sense to j never
study to be diverted • without'beini
useful ; let no jest intrude uptin• yonp
good manners,., nor say anything that,
may offend modesty ,or heedlessly
hurt the feelings of another.
TUITION 18 lost on idlors g,nd
south.,