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Our prices for the printing of Blanks, handbills, etc. are reasonably low. tiroftssionati Nusincss garb, - FIR. A. B: BRUMBA.UGH, If Having permanently located at Huntingdon, offers Lis professional services to the community. °Mae, the same as that I.ltoly occlplod by Dr. lonian on llill street. aplO,lS6O DI;. JOHN MeGULLOCIT, offers his professional services to the citizens of Huntingdon and vicinity. Mee on LIM street, one door east of Heed's Drug Store. Aug. 26, '55. R. ALLISON MILLER, - , fro,, =: _ D E N- TIS T 1t 8 rernoTed to the Brick Bow opposite the Court Rouse, Aprill3, ]SS9. I 1-41 i • J. GREENE, DENTIST. Wit Office remorod to Leistor'd Now Dulldlug, nin street, Ilutalugdon. July 31,1517. jr A. rokLoax, s crie VEI 0 P d; REAL ESTATE AGENT, 111fNTINGDON, PA.' Will attend to Surveying In all its brunches, and mill buy and sell goal Estato loony part of tho United elates. Bond for circular. tlec23-tf W ASIIINGTON HOTEL, lIIINTINGDON, rA. The undersigned respectfully informs the citirens of Huntingdon county and tho traveling public generally that tin has leased the Washington House on the cor ner of 11111 and Charlet' street, in the borough of Hun. tingdrat, and Ice is prepared to nceammalate all who may fairer him with a call, Will ho pleased to recelyo a al shore of public patronage. AUOUSTUS LETTERMAN. July 31, McIfIIRTRIE, ATTORNEY AT LAW, Office on IEI street, Prompt attention wilt be given to the prosecution of the claims of soldiers tiutl soldiers' heirs, against the Mr erdttlerit. AG EENCY - FOR COLLECTING SOLDIERS' CLAIMS, BOUNTY, 'BACK DAY AND .SIONS. All silo may havo any claim against Gin Government tor Bounty, Back ray anal Pensions, eau have their claims promptly oull.tud by applying taller iu pereon or by lot tor to W. 11. WOODS, ATTORNEY AT LA IV HUNTINGDON, rA aug12,1663 A .O COLLECTION - •11 uP p to N. or K. ALLEN LOVELL, District Attorney of Huntingdon County, RUNT/NOY/ON, PA. 01FICE—In the room Intoly occupied by B. jan.1.1867 SAMUEL T. DROWN, Ml= The name of this firm has been chang ed from SORT & BROWN, to SCOTT, BROWN & BAILEY, ender which name they will hereafter conduct their practice as ATTORI YSAT LAlr, 11717ATING.11011', PA. PENSIONS, and MI clams of soldlc4ennd soldiers' heirs against tho Government, will be promptly prosecuted. May 17,150-ff. MILTON' S. LYTLE, ATTORNEY AT LA nr, lIUNTINGDON, PA Will attend promptly to all kinds of legal business on tin.ted to his mire. COIiiiCTIONS made with the leax!posnible delay . . Special attention given to GVNYMINCINII in all its branches, such as the preparation of Docile, Mortgages, Leases, Benda, Articles of Agreement, &c. All questions relating to LAN TITLES IN PENNSYLVANIA Caret/I/1y considered, - Ile will also ascertain ter land owners whother their lands are Indented and obtain P,IVI'MIT'X'S for those who may desire them. A C. CLARKE, AGENT, ° Wholesale and Retail Dealer In all Mods of WiC3 - .41.2 C •rirODkITIIT'OI) lIIINTINGDON, PA. 0111104 W the Franklin noose, In the Diamond. Country trade supplied. ap77'63 LEWIS RICHTER, Boot and it Shoe Maker. gnaranter calico satisfaction in Fit, Style, Material and Workmanship, and a saving of 25 per cent. on pre- Tailing prices. Shop one door east of Johnston to Watt eon's store, finntingtlan, Pa. mhil-6m THE G-1_,013., JOB PRINTING OFFICE. TrIR"GLOBE JOB 0E140E" the most complete of any In the country, and pos sesses tbo most ample facilities for promptly cremating in the test style, every variety of Job Printing, such as HAND BILLS, CIRCULARS, BILL HEADS, POSTERS, BALL TICKETS, CARDS, PROGRAMMES, BLANKS, LABELS, &C., &C., &O CALL AND ESAUINC. EPEcisicse OF WOILIC, FiBWIB' BOOK, STATIONBUY & 111181.0 STORE JUNIATA STEAM PEARL MILL, HUNTINGDON, PA THIS MILL is a - complete success in a. the manufacture of FLOUR., &c. It has lately been thoroughly repaired and is new hi good running order And in full operation. The burrs and choppora are now and of nnperfor anal- Jty—cannot ho oxcolled. And wo aro gratified to know that our work has giron entire satisfaction to our custo mer& to whom wo tender our thanks. We have in our employ ono of the best rattlers in the county, and a faithful and capable engineer. Thus equip pod and encouraged, we are determined to persevere in our efforts to accommodato and please the public, Loping thereby to merit and reecho a liberal sharp of patronngo to sustain us in our enterprise for the public interest. Market price paid for the different kinds of grain on delivery. - Floor and Chop, on howl, for •ale, - JOILN 11. lIoCAILAN & SON Huntingdon, Nov. 20, 1807 9EO. A. STEEL. 1,111.10)T S. Lynn. 8/111.1EL A. SIM. THE FIRM OF STEEL, LYTLE STEM having located on their tract gland with in two miles' of the borough, of IGnriing•lon, a STEAM SAW MILL, are prepared to manufacture all kinds of OAK AND PINE LUMBER. Tho mill irlll Le not toils utmost rapacity and {tin Lc m operation Minim- the entire slimmer rind pm tOr tutu mann.. month:. They suit lio enabled to furnish Lum ber in taige quantified, and of all dimunsioni, at the low cut cash prices. pi dead reliertfillty aalicitad. Lumber deliver el at the lisitrnml, or canal. - 11 untinOon, April 22, 156611 St. 00 . 1 00 WM. LEWIS, HUGH LINDSAY, Publishers. VOL. XXIV. NEW LEATHER STORE. TILT enoducrl7iißnme.letlitor2 hilt,uld respectfully annoan they have just opeueda splendid assca Uncut of FINE LEATHER, Consisting in part of FRENCH CALF SKIN, KIP, MOROCCO, LININGS, BINDINGS, SOLE, • UPPER, HARNESS, SKIRTING, &C., Together with a salient' assortment of EDUMZ. The trade is Invited to call and enemies our stock, Store on ULU attest, two doors west of the Prestiyte• thin church. The highest price paid fur HMS and BARN. C. 11. MILLER & SON. Huntingdon, luny 1, 1867 IF GRIEF AGE OR SICKNESS lIAS Blanched Your Locks, If bald; if troublod with dandruff or nny humors upon !lac scalp; if your lair /Alla out, or if it is dry, wiry, or intractable, buy ono bottlo of _DR. LEON'S ELECTRIC HAIR RENEWER, AND YOU Van FIND IT PRECISELY SUITED TO YOUR CASE. Sold by all Druggists throughout the United States. May 27,1968. 1868. _ • 1868. lIDNTINODON, CA 40111 , 1 lE. DAILXT SPRING AND SIINDVIER, CHEAP CLOTHING STORE. For Gentlemen's Clothing of the best material, and made the hest v,orkmanliko manner, call at opposite the Franklin !louse in Market Square, Malin& don, ra. NOTICE TO ALL. HILL STREET MARKET, OPPOSITE TIIE FIRST NATIONAL BANK. D G. MORRISON respectfully in -1V• forms the citizens of Minting(len awl Nicinity that he continues the meat minket business In all its va rious brooches, and mill keep constantly on hand I= Fresh r, eof, Pork, Pudding and Sausage, salt Beef and Pork, Canned Frultund Vegetables, Spices of all kinds, Catsups and Sauces, Teas, Soaps, Cheese, Salt Lard, &c &c., A.ll of which be will continuo to sell at reasonable prices Tho highest prices paid for hides and tallow. Thomas Colder, at Alexandria, and March & Bea., at cotr. Run, are my agents to purchase at their Omen. Thankful for past petronaGo, I solicit a continuance of the same. It. G. NtOltitiSol , l, Huntingdon, Oct. 30, ISGT. READ AND BE POSTED! TO THE NETVLY MARRIED Now - Fffrniture rpirE undersigned would respectfully nnnoonce that he manufaatures and kerps constantly on bands largo and splendid assortment of DINING AND BREAKFAST TABLES, BUREAUS, BEDSTEADS, {VASE AND CANDLE STANDS Windsor and cane seat chairs. clipboards, gilt and rose• wood moulding for mirror and picture frames, and a vari ety of articles not mentioned, at prices that cannot fail to bo satisfactory. Ito le alvo agent for rho well known Bailey R Decamp patent spring lksi Bottom. The public are invited to call and examine his stock before purchasing elsewhere. IYoilr and salos room on UM street, near Smith, one door west of Yenter's Store, Ihintingdon, Ang.1,1161 Tgmaavgag J. M. WISE, Manufacturer and Dealer in aul x - Er MIL 3EI Respectfully invites the attention of the Public to his Mimi on Hill st, Huntingdon, in the rear of George NV Swartz' Watch and Jewelry store, whole he manufactures and keeps all kinds of Furniture at reduced prices. Per sons wishing to purchase, will do well to giro him a call. Repairing of all kinds attended to promptly and charges reasonable. .11%- Also, Undertaking carried on, and Coffins made in any style desired, at short notice. The subscriber ints a NE Tr AND ELEGANT HEARSE and is propel ea to attend Funeral, at any place in town or country. J. M. WON. Huntingdon, May 0, 166G-tf COACH . AND CARRIAGE 111ANU FACTOItY. The underaigned respectfully informs . the citireneof Huntingdon and vieinsty that he Ins completed all the noorpsaty arrangements itt the outfit otn Drat-elasa coAcn . AND CARRIAGE MAXIICAGTORY, and Is prepared to snake to order and keep on hand C.A.RIZZA.G-MS, Syyrixi t s. Nlcramicoxies, And everything in that line of business. REPAIRING dews speedily and at moderate prices. warramted for one year. Shop on Wathinuten avert back of the Diamond. The cuitoin of Mu public it rarpectfully solicited. DAVID 31.11NeEf. 'Huntingdon, Mcb. T UMBER POR SALE. hoards, Plank, Stiltkng, .foitta, hoofing lAA, La mid Joint :Thinglee, threo and four feet Phistet ing Lath For sale at Manuftetnrer's prices at - —Notions, too numerous to mention for silo at Lewis' Book Store. CLOTHING. H. ROMAN. CM CLOTIIING I=l LT IL ROMAN'S H. ROMAN'S, AND ALL IN WA NT O =I =I HUNTINGDON, PA., WEDNESDAY, AUGUST 26. 1868. HOOFLAND'S GERMAN BITTERS Hoofland's German Tonic. The Great Remedios for all Diseases of tho LIVER, STOMACH, OR DIGESTIVE ORG ANS HOOFLAND'S GERMAN BITTERS Is composed of the pure juices (or, n o they aro medici nally termed, Extracto.) of It oat a, Herbs, and It:alto, making a moult lion, highly concentra• ted, and entirety free from utcolam admixture of any kind. UOOFLAND'S GERMAN TONIC, To a combination of all tho iugredionts of the Bitters, with tho purest quantity of Santa. Cruz Rum, Orange, Se., making ono of tho most pleasant and op ceablo remedieo over offered to tho public. Thom preferring a alulicitio free front Aioholiolic ad. mixture, gill use lIOOPLAND'S GERMAN BITTERS Those who lam no objection to Um combination of to hitters, as stated, will use lIOOFLAND'S GEMIAN TONIC. They aro both equally good, and contain tho samo medicinal virtues, the choice between the two being a more mattor of taste, the Tonic being tho most palatable. Tho stomach, from a variety of causes, ouch as Indigos tion,° Dyspepsia, Nervous Dohility , etc., is vary apt to have its functions de ranged. Tho Liver, sym pathizing as closely as it does with the stomach, then becomes affected,the result of which is that the patient suffers from several or more of the following dis eases : Constipation, Flatulence, Inward Piles, Ful ness of Blood to the Head, Acidity of the Stomach, Nausea, Heartburn, _Disgust • for Food, Pdness or Weight in the Stomach, Sour Eructations, Sink ing or Fluttering at the Pit of the Stomach, Swimming of the Read, Hurried or Difficult Breathing, Fluttering at the Heart, Choking or Sugocating Sensations when in ,a lying posture, Dimness of Vision, Dols or Webs before the Sight, Dull Pain in the Head, Defi ciency of Perspiration, reUoto tiess of the Skin and Eyes, Pain in the Side, Back, Chest, Limbs, etc., Sudden Flushes of Heat ; Burning in he Flesh, Constant Imaginings of Evil, and Great Depression of Spirits. The sufferer nom these diseases should exercisa ills 0 gteatest caution in the so lection of a remedy for his case, purchasing only that which lie is abbuted front his investigation: mid impin DM possesses true merit, is skillull) compounded, is ices hoot injurious Inv edients, and lists established for itself a rep motion for the cure of them, diseases. In this connection Ull would submit those vs ell known remedie.,— LIOOFLAND'S GERMAN BITTERS lIOORLAND'S GERMAN TONIC, Ciepared by DR. C. 31. JACKSON, Twenty-two years since they were first Introduced into this country limn Ourmatiy, during which time they bat o undoubtedly performed more cm es, and benefited cultur ing itununnty to It greeter extent s nay ether CCM dies known to the public. . . These remedies will EAT Mutiny cure Liver Com plaint, Jaundice, Uppep nit, Chronic or Nervous nehilitY, Chronic Dior rtnen, Disease of the Did nej s, and all Disenaci an stag from a distil dared Li ver, Stomach, or lutehtiues, DEBILITY, Resulting front any Cause whatever; MOSMATION elf THE ..I.sTE,M,lnduced by &Lure Lubor, Rurdships, laposure, levers, di. There is no medicine extant equal to these temedies in such cases. A tone and vigor is imparted to tho whole system, the uppetite is strengthened, toed is enjoyed, the stomach duvets promptly, the blood is purified, thecom• ploxion becomes sound and hoslthy, the yellow tinge is eradicated from t h e eyes, is bloom is given to the cheeks, and the neon and nervous Invalid becomes a strong and healthy being. PERSONS ADVANCED IN LIFE, And feeling the bander limo weighing heavily upon them, with ull lie Attendant ills, will land in the use of this BIT TERS, or the TONIC, nu elixir that will 'until new life Into their veins, restore in n measure the energy and ar dor of more youthful days, build up their shrunken forms, and giro health uud happiness to their remaiulug year, No'rlCE_ It is a well established fact that fully ono half of the L female portion of our pop titration era neldont to the oitinputut of geoillwaillg or, to tniu their own ox pre.anonmever feet cell."Chey are languid, de% old of all energy, extrinnell ner eons, and Moto no ap petite. In 11,10 class of persons tho BITTERS, or (ho TONIC, Is especially reconnuonded. WEAK AND DELICATE CHILDREN, Aro mode strong by tiro use of either of theso remedies. They will curt, owl) cnnuuf 1141tASMUS, Hithoutfnil. Thoutands of certificates have accumulated in the Lands of the proprietor, but spice uill allow of the publication of but a few. 1 hose, it will Lo obsert ed, no men of nob and of such standing that they must be ficlieved. T~STII&OITIATIs_ DON. GEORCIP. W. WOODWARD, atitlJitatict of Mc Supreme Court of Ile., .rites: l'aitatielithia, Idarch 18,1767. A "1 find llloofiand's Oor man Ditto.' is a good tonic, useful in discuses of llio digestive organs, and of great benefit In eases of debility, and ;rant of mucous action in Om system. Tours, truly, QEO. W. WOODWARD." HON. JAMES TUOMPSON, Judge of the. Suyrenici,ourt of Pcniisy/sanio. Philoildphia, April 28, 1800. "I consider gloolland's Gorman Bitters' a rotrutide intd icitte in care of attacks of Indigestion or Dyspepsia. I can certify this from my experience of it. Youts, with rerrect, JAM'S TMOMPSON." FROM. REV. JOSEPH 11. KENNARD, D. D., Pastor of Me Tenth Baptist Church, Philadelphia Dr. Jackson—Dear Sir: I hays been Itequently reques ted to connect my name with recommendations of diner ent kluds of medicines, but regarding the practice as out of my appropi late sphere, I have in all cases de clined ; but will: a clear proof in various instan ces an d particularly in my own family, of the usefulness of Dr. Hoof land's Get man Bitters, I aeon t for once front my u'.uol course, to express my lull conviction that, for general clebtlay of the system, and especially for Liver annidaint, it is a safe and valuable preparayou. lu Nome cases it may fall I but asnally, I doubt not, it will be very beneficial to those who sailer (tom the above Causes. Your% very respectfully, • J.ll. Ki:NNAnD, Eighth, below Coates St. FROSI REV. E. p. FENDALL.. Assistant Editor Christian Chronicle, Philadelphia I hare derived derided benefit from the use of Hoof land's German Bitters, and feel it my privilege to retain' mend them as a Most valualdo toide, to all who are suf fering from general debility or from diseases wising (tom clorangemonl of tho liver. Yours truly. B, B. 'BBB Bah. C.A.T.TrXIOMT. Ilooflantre Ocrulna Remedies aro counterfeited• See that the signature of C. M. JACKSON Is on the weepier of each bottle. All others are counter, felt. Principal Office and Manufactory at the Oer. man Medicine Store, No. SM Altotl Street, rbiladelplda, Pennsylvania. Quarles M. Evans, Proprtetor, Formerly 0. N. JACKSON .1 CO. PRICES IGn~(landb tint mui Ditt ld, per Lot tle, , . $1 (In - " half 110,11, • • 7) 00 (10117)11 Tonic, put up in gout WOO $ 1 50 per bottle, or a hall dorm for $7 50. if ii-D0 not 101 get to exitnutto well tile article you buy, In ciaer to get the genuine. Ear sqb , by .01 llonlor-t la Medieino. April .22, 135-.131p0110). Ely 61iyht. HUNTINGDON, P.A. For the Globoj WALLACE AND MS COPPEE-POT In the Political Campaign of 1867. 'Twos oventido—past supper time— The shanty table cleared ; When to the door n pilgrim came, With duet upon his board. Ho asked if Collins' boss was in— And could ho with him speak? Was ushered in—politely told: 'There stands the man you seek." The boss inquired who ho was— Said: "Pray, what's to befell us p Ito said : "I bring no evil news; My name is William Wallace. "I want two hundred mon to cote The Democratic ticket; The number needed you can cell From this secluded thicket.'. Tho boss replied : "Sir, all my gang Aro fresh from Erin's sod; And have no bettor right to rote, Than Aaron's magic rod." "I have that fixed," the pilgrim said, "The papers signed and sealed; There's naught to do but write their names, When ballots they can wield. "And• as the documents aro fresh And have no badge of age, I have my coffee-pot along, To tan the snowy page. "We'll boil them for a little while In coffee strong as lye, When they will pass official gaze— Deteetion will defy." Like Barney, then the cook was told, To put the kettle on ; While from the chock-rolls were transeriWt: The names that stood thereon. The boss and pilgrim boiled thorn well To look like copperheads; And then rejoiced—nor felt the tramp Of conscience's stealthy treads. The job well done, the pilgrim said "Assess nod swear them through ; Our ci ,ce for victory depends On what you thus may do." And starting off for other fields— Ilis coffco•pot in hand; Exultring, said; "Aladin's lamp Did nothing half so grand. "Let orators thdir speeches make And editors indite ; With this good coffee-pot, lean Be victor in the light. "Two hundred voters to die gallon, Its conquests are and more ; Ne'er whiskey in its Filmiest days, Such splendid trophies bore." Thus on his pilgrimage he went From Centre to Luzerno ; Baptizing in the wilderness With coffee from his urn. rit/LADELPZIId, VA And as he went, he sang this song: "My magic eoffee-pet— You're raised us up ten thousand Totes— My bubbling coffee-pot! "Hurra-1" he yelled; but as the voice Careered among the trees— He hushed, in fear his secret would Be borne upon the breeze. Like palmer from the holy land, The Keystone Clnb ho sought; He had no pnhn•leaf in his band, But had his coffeepot. October seventh, in tho•night, They heard his glowing story; And straightway placed upon his brow The laurel wreath of glory. 'Mid thundering shoats that shook the With gin and joy so hot— [house— They throned beside Columbia's Tho glorious Coffee-Pot. LIVELY TIME. AT A CIRCUS.—WhiIo Hemmings, Cooper & Whitby's circus was performing to an immense audi ence in Flemmingsburg, Ky., a few days since, a heavy rain storm, accom panied by a violent wind, inundated and blew down the tent. The scene is described by a local paper as follows: At first there was but little excite ment among the spectators, but when the stakes of the outer canvass gave way, and the immense center pole of the large ono commenced to sway and groan, and the sides to flop and give way—when the lions commenced to growl and roar, the elephant to swing his huge proboscis around, and the horses to neigh and stamp—the con• fusion was indescribable, and the ex citement the wildest we ever saw.— Everybody rushed poll moll for the en. tranoo, gentlemen and ladies in a con fused mass, calling alternately for help and friends. Of course, on the top seats some jumped to the bottom, some fell through, some were caught and suspended while falling, and a great many cut their way through the can• vase. At this juncture the elephant broke out among the people, and crea ted a terrible excitement, and the wri ter started for the entrance "at a lively gait." Before ho reached it ho was clasped in the arms of a lady, who im plored him to save her. When he reached the outer world, things pre sented a very comic appearance, The rain was falling in torrents, the light. ning flashed and thunder crashed.— Men in their fright ran against the tic ket wagon, over ladies, wildly to and fro. Many of the ladies screamed, fainted and fell, and bad to be carried to Mr. Newcomb's residence, which was about two hundred yards distant. Dore, too, a great fnany swooned away from fright and excitement, but none, we arc happy to say, were killed or scared to death. After the storm had abated the great canvas was ex plored, but no one was found to be se riously injured. duimnl charcoal broken in small pieces about the sio of beans, is al lowed to be the best filtering medium for water in the world. Ordinary rain water filtered through this medium becomes as pure as distilled water. Thu Globe fur the earnratgu—only 50 els -PERSEVERE.- I= •. 11 , „ , The Grand - Children are Coming. Rev. Henry Ward 13eochor writes the following for the N. Y. Ledger: After all, what is the use? We sot up our house, and ono by ono the chil dren fly into it, like birds out of some foreign wood into a cage—ono, two, three, four, and more. With each ono comes also a cry ; and that is the koy noto to which a hundred sorrows add their voices, and gradually swell into that strange chorus which men call human life For each child there is to be a fringe of care on the edge of every day. Each child brings burdens and anxieties. Tears in their eyes are but harbingers of many more in the oyes of all Ns b o lore them ! To shape them, from infancy, to goodness, to teach their hands, to drill their heads, to repair their mistakes and secure firm footing in an honorable manhood, who can measure,the thought, the feel ing, the endeavor? And then, when the long task is done, is there no com pensation? Or do they not, ono by one, detach themselves, and, like come ly fruit, fall from the bough, on which they grow, leaving it bare and empty? - That daughter—just as she began to be a full companion, to repay all the labor of her training—is snatched away by some ono who has known her fewer weeks than the parents have years; she goes. The house is empty of her. Her room, het drawers, her books and school tasks, foadiy pre- I served, carry a sadness to the mother's heart every time they are looked upon. The boys, almost before you dream that they have ceased to be boys, come asking the father's blessing on a now corner. By the time that hither or mother are conscious of ago and infir mity, the whole brood is scattered and gone. Tho house is solitary. It used to be straightened for room when the children were at home, but now there is room too much. It used to be noisy, but now ono might dose all day, for all the noise. Only the fire snapping out suddenly, or the drowsy old clock ticking behind the door, or a kitten mewing to get in, or to get out, or a squeaking rat or mouse, make an au dible noise. When the 'children are all home, a man is like a Norway spruce, whose well-grown branches, beginning from the level of the ground, rise up in a perfect pyramid, shaping the tree to exquisite proportions. But each child married is a bough lopped off; leaving a wide space, until the pa rent trunk is finally trimmed up like a shaft, and all the verdure left cling ing about the top. In European communities, the chil dren oftoo marry and settle down around their childhood home. But this is rare in America. The endless circulation that is going on sweeps away the children; and to be married is almost synonymous with going far away from home. All this, Mr. Bonner, describes my state of mind last week. It is very different now. Word has Come that the grand children aro coming home. Coming home? 'What! both 'the chil dren 7 and their mother? for a good long visit? Bless their little hearts, lot them come. There's nothing in this house too good for them. Now, then, wo shall have a household once more. Children arc the flowers which God sends down from Heaven to enli ven and cheer this life. What was I saying a little back, about the care, and anxiety, and pain, and trouble, of bringing them up ? Stuff—mere stuff, Mr. Bonner, I assure you. Don't be lieve a word of it: I was surely in a dream. It was a half nightmare. I am awake now and do assure you that ho who is fit to have and rear children, will see ten, yes, a hundred joys to ev ery sorrow, and the sunshine of their smiles will turn into rainbows every tear they !flied or cause to be shed. If there is anything in this world that pays as it goes along, it is taking care of children. Raising flowers is all very well. But floWors have in them no mischief', they behave too well, they lack human nature, they need the irridescent qualities of dispo sition that flash from the surface of every child's life. Children a trouble ? Do they pout? fret? disobey and go wrong? Don't you with your asters and honeysuckles? What would you give to have a singing vine, or a flow er that could learn to say its prayers! Why, trouble in the nursery is a pa rent's pastime. If ono don't believe it, let him be left for awhile without ;Ail tiren. He will soon be glad to hear that the grand-children are coming home I Well, wo must got ready for them. Let the drawers be filled with candy. Get out the crib, and put up the ,dear little narrow bed again. Hunt up the dolls, the wagons, the play house, the picture books, the strings. Where are the tall chairs for the table, and the little cups, and knives and forks for a child's hand ? It looks like living again i Now we shall be waked up in the morning by a chubby rogue climb ing up on the bed, and playing tricks with my eyes and nose 1 Then will come the trooping down to breakfast, and all the table antics, Then wo will go up to family prayers and what a time those children will make of it.— Children are not natural worshippers But bow patient will we be 1 Noth ing shall fret us. Already we are more robust and shall let out the buc kle of our girdle ono or two holes. In short, the grand-children aro coming; and in bringing themselves back to us, they bring book the childhood of their parents, too, and bring us back to our, solves ! Va." What did you used to do, ma, before you wore married ?" asked it cherubic fear your old. "WWI; my de4r, I had s, very good time." "A good time he oxelainied indignantly, "what, ),yithout Cie TERMS, $2,00 a year in advance. The Adventures of Some Miohigan Boys with General Grant. A correspondent of the Rochester (New York,) Express says : During the spring of 1801 I was on detail at General Ord's headquarters, and frequently carried despatches to General Grant. He know me as one of General Ord's orderlies. When the latter was transferred from the North to the South side of the James river, and operated with General Sheridan in the rout and capture of Lee's army, I was often compelled to ride through the greater part of our own troops be fore I could find Grant and deliver my despatches. Ono morning in April I received some captured letters and orders and some copies of reports of scouts and Rebel deserters, and was directed to find General Grant and deliver them to him. After riding several hours I found him between our lines during one of the front and roar attacks which the enemy made upon our loft near Dinwiddie Court House. This roar at tack produced not a little confusion in our troops. Hero and there was hur rying to and fro, riding in hot haste, giving and changing orders,_ taking new positions,or changing front. Aeyet the firing was desultory; a few bad been killed and several wounded. Gen oral 'Grant, accompanied with ono staff officer and an orderly or two, was assisting the division and brigade commanders in the suitable disposition of their forces, ho having come upon that part 4 of our line soon after these simultaneous attacks were made. While engaged. with these arrange ments, three soldiers passed near the General, carrying a dead man, wrap ped in a blanket, from the skirmish line. Grant rode up to them, and or dering them to stop, said t--" Who have you hero 7" One of them replied :—"Wo have the body of our Captain. We are ta king it to the rear. Ho was just now killed on the skrmish lino." They were young mon, rather tall and fine. looking and appeared from eighteen to twenty-four years of ago. "You remember, my brave boy," says the General, "that the first duty of a soldier in the hour of battle, is to secure the victory; that acquired, there will bo sufficient time to care for the wounded, collect the captured proper ty, and bury the dead." "We know that, General," said the oldest, glancing at the stars of the Lieu tenant-General; "but ho was our fath, or, too. When we set out for the war we all promised our mother and sister that whoever should die, the survivors would send home to be buried on the banks of the Kalamazoo." "It can make but little difference tij yourbrave father where the body lies;" said Grant, "while the more than Spar= tan patriotism and self-denial of your mother and sister will not permit you to leave the post of duty in an hour like this." They nodded assent, but were too deeply affected to reply. They laid the body of their father at the roots of a pine tree which stood near by, and, half running, half walk ing, returned to their regiment. Tears glistened in the eyes of the command ing General as ho remarked their earn est, though sorrowful resignation, and he often turned to catch a glimpse of them as they sunk in the little valleys and rose on the hills hurrying back. Within less than two hours the bat- tle for the day,was won. The.throe brothers Mlle' out unhurt. The body of their father was embalmed at City Point, and sent to Parma, Alichiffan. A little more than month after wards, when that part, of the army passed through Richmond, the two younger brothers were the junior offi cers in their father's company, and the elder was the adjutant of their regi ment. HOW TO BECOME A MILLIONAIRE.---S. McDonough, the millionaire of New Orleans, had engraved upon his tomb a series of maxims he had prescribed as the rule for his guidance through life, and to which his success in busi ness is mainly attributed. They con tian so much wisdom that we copy them : RULES FOR GUIDANCE OF LIFE IN 1804.—Remember always that labor is one of the conditions of our existence. Time is gold; throw not one minute away, but place each 'ono to account. Do unto all men as you would be done by. Never put off till to-morrow what you can do to-day. Never bid anoth er do what you can do yourself. Never covet what is not your own. Never think any matter so trifling as not to deserve notice. Never give out , that which did not first come in. Never spend but to produce. Let the great est order regulate the transactions of your life. Study in your course of life to do the greatest amount of good.— Deprive' yourself of nothing necessary to your comfort, but live in an honor solo simplicity. Labor, then, to the last moment of your existence. Pur sue strictly the above rules, and the Divine blessing and riches of every kind will flow upon ybu to your heart's content; but first of all, remember tbat the chief and groat duty of your life should be to tend, by all means in your power, to the honor and glory of our Divine Creator. The conclusion to which I have ar rived ie, tbat without temperance there is no health ; without virtue no order; without religion no happiness; and that the aim of our being is to live wisely, soberly, and religiously. Join MoDoNouon. Now Orleans, Mob. 9, 1804. WM - Duty io the ljttlo every lioart and soul—over ovary life —largo enough for a star to look ho tweon tho clouds, and for the sky-lark happiness to rise heavenward through, riot olog in. .TO SUBSCRIBERS. Those subscribing for three, six or twelve months with the understanding that the paper be discontinued unless subscription is renewed, receiving a pa per marked with a t before the name will understand that the time fur which they subscribed is up, If they wish the paper continued they will renew their subscription through the mail or otherwise. tf, ne m All kinds of plain, fancy and ornamental Job Printing peatb , and expeditiously executed at the "Guam" office. Terms moderate: NO. 7. THA.DDEUS STEVENS. Last Honors to the D opartoa &Memnon, LANCASTER, PA., August 17, 1868.-- During Saturday the remains of Mr. Stevens lay in state in the parlor of his late residence, and were visited by many hundreds of his friends and con stituents, the street was crowded dur. ing the whole time. The doors were open, and up to a late hour in the even ing, after which many were sent away disappointed. On Sunday, contrary to intention, the immense press of vial. tors, persistent though respectful, caus. ed the relatives to admit many to see the remains. Early in the morning the coffin was again opened, and the crowd again commenced pouring thro' the rooms. The coffin was decorated with wreathes and a cross of evergreens and white lilies. The face was becom. ing somewhat discolored, but the ex pression was the same. Previous to the arrival of the train, the people of the vicinity began to come - in by hundreds, the vehicles lining the streets, and the people the sidewalk. The fins train brought from Harrisburg Gover nor Geary, Senator Cameron, General Heintzelman, and several officers of the Department and a number of °M. zone, and from York another &lege. • tion. They proceeded to visit the re mains, finding some difficulty in reach. ing the door on account of the crowd even at that early hour. Still they came, filling the streets, the scene ex ceeding anything witnessed here for years, but there was no confusion or disorder. The trains Westward next arrived, the regular one bringing large organis. od delegations from various parts along the route, one of the finest of which came from Westchester. The special train from Philadelphia brought the Mayor and Council of that city, dele gations from the Invincibles and the Union League, the latter carrying a splendid banner draped in mourning, also a representation from the colored citizens of Philadelphia, including a committee from the Banniker Literary Institution. The streets were by this time literally filled by the vast crowd: - and now the various organizations be gan to muster r for the procession, all turning out in . large numbers, and de. spite the difficulties incident to the crowded state of the streets, they were promptly formed by the efficient Marshal, Colonel W. K. Barr. At two o'clock, the services at the house wore commenced with- an invek cation by Rev.'A. a -.Kremer, of: , the First Dutch Reformed Church. , - Rev. Bishop Bieglor;of the Moravian Church then read the Ninetieth Psalm. _Rev.' B, H. Nevin followed in prayer. The coffin was then closed _and' conveyed to the hbarie by the pall bearersi, - and the line of procession began to: move as follows :—Captain of police and city police; Chief Marshal and Aides; the fire department; the Shiftlers had the. left, it being the company' of which the deaCaied was for many years a: member and officer; the city cornet band ; Mayor, Councils and School Board of Lancaster; county officers and United States officers of the Ninth District; the medical faculty; mem bers of the press; trustees, faculty-and students of the Franklin and Marshall College -• and State Normal School; Monterey Lodge of Odd Fellows;. Ju nior Order of_ American Mechanics; Westchester delegation; deputation of colored citizens of Philadelphia and other placesi, including a represents, tion from the Board of Aldermen front Washington City; Republican Invinci. bles ; Union League •of Philadelphia, with draped banners; Mayor and Councils of Philadelphia ißar of Lan caster ; Governor Geary and " State Officers; Committee of Arrangements; -clergy; pall bearers; hearse attended by a Committee of Escort froin Wash. ington; relatives of deceased in ear. riagos. .The procession , of: citizens, which was intended to close the pro cession, was abandoned, aitho crowed was so great as to make it impossible to form into lino, and they. moved _in masses towards the burial ground in advance of the procession proper. The line marched up South Queen street. to Center Square; out East King to up Lime to Chestnut, down Chestnut to the cemetery, when the various organizations divided to the right and left,and the clergy and hearse with its attendants passed through, and the pwcession closed pp in the rear. Not one-tenth of the vast as, semblage could find standing room within the grounds, and streets on all Bides were' blocked up during the pro-. gress of the ceremonies, and very few of necessity could hear the voices of the speakers. Arriving at the ceme.. tery, the burial service of the Luther lan Church was read by the Rev. W. V. Gatwald, after which Rev. Dr: Wont, bert of the Saint James Episcopal Church, delivered- an addreep, l'Onv 3Wa.".,-A mettler had twe. children, both girls—the elder, -,a fain child, the younger, a beauty - and a mother's pet. The elder was neglect ed while "Sweet," the pet name of the younger, received every attention that love could bestow.. One day, after a. severe illness, the mother was sitting in the parlor, when she heard' a child ish step on the stairs, and her thoughts were instantly with that favorite. - "Is that you, Sweet ?" she- inquired. "No, mamma," 'was the sad but touching reply, "it isn't Sweet-,iot only me I" . The mother's heart smote her," and from that hour "only me" wad restorer} to an equal place in her affections. - )30 - 11tan - ii a man thinks it virtue that keeps him from turning a rascal, whop it is a full stomach. Ono should ho careful, and not mistake pototos for principles. .I . [lm that hi atudioti, will improvp