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PROFESSIONAL BUSINESS. CARUS
R R. WIESTLING.most respect,
J fully tenders his professional sect ices to the citizens
at ltontingdon laid vicinity.' •
Office 'that of the late Dr: Snare.
I)LI Haying permanently located at Huntingdon, offers
his professional services to the community.
'Mire, the same as that lately occupied by Dr: Laden
on 11111 etreut. a 1110,18138
JOIIN•MeCULLOCII, offers his
_lf professional eerrifel to the citizens of Huntingdon
and vicinity. Mite on Hill street, one door cast of Reed's
Drug Store._ Aug. •25, '35 .
tt.t.
1 - 1 . ALLISON MILLER,
DZYTIST,
IBM
dine it:moved to tileißrlck Rove; opposite tbik catyt yT4le) ...
April 13, 1559.
4:2(J GREENE, -- •
i . pk:sus"
(Mice removed to Leister's low Building,
street. Huntingdon. •
July 2.1,1567.
EXCHANGE HOTEL
rrIIE subscribers - having leased this
.1 Hotel, Lately occupied by, Mr.3lcNultY. rm. PraP , m l
to .ICCOMllludato 4ratigerna, trarolerd, and citizens lu good
rtylo. Every effortaluttl ha made do our part to audio all
who btu.) with us teal home. A U taz & FEE,
may2,lb.ldi Proprietors.
'
WASHINGTON HOTEL.
Tiro nurlersig.ned respectfully infertile the cilizens..of
Iluntingrbas- county and tiro traveling public generally
that lie has lensed the IValltingurn House on the cor
ner of Hill and Charles street, In the borough of Hun
tingdon. and lie is prepared to accommedate all who may
favor hint with a call. Will be pleased to receive a liber
al chars of public patronage. •
• 1 AI.fGMTUS LETIIHIMAN.
jail al, '
R - ISON -110 USE;
i's.
HA,yE,pupplia§ed artd.entively ren,
slowa;auffbacfc linflding opposini
the foguzilvania Railroad Depot,aiffilf4ye now opened if
for tifq,ngctimnliolution of the. tfaVeling public. The Cai
rate.qturixiiiirs, llediand Reddlifeate all 'entirely mew
end first class, and I am safe iu saying that I can oiler ac-
COTlthrklatlelle 110 C excelled in Control POCID93IIIIOI.
: rotor to my patrons who have formorlyfknown
- me übile in clowgo of the broad Top City Hotel and Jack
non 1101130. - JuSEPII MORRISON.
3ley 16, IS6a-if.
A C. CLARKE, .AoENT, .
wholesale and I tail Dealor in 'ld! kind-. of
• - .
ZaffiArs q- *lon.4lCi rr.
, .
_ - 111.1STINGDOIsi, PA, , ,
.!! •-•
:cext door to tlio Franklin Hope, in the Diamond.
.Cltatry trade supplied. ap17157
G EO. 'W. SW -
ARTZ, •
DEILLIt IN ALL. MADe OP -
AMERICAN WATCLIES, Fiat, Gold JEWELRY,
Sc_ opposite J. A. Brine n's Mammoth Hardware
afore., Watches neatly rrp,ut ea a ad NI urrautt4.
Huntingdon, Sept ld, ISO' Ilia
WATCHES AND JEWELRY.
ARON STEWARD, •
In C . .. Swat tz,
Wu opened at 6te old FLAW: un Hill street, oP
pitstto own'shardu are stot e. a stock of all kind s F
of goods belonging to the trade.
Watch and (lock Repairing promptly attended
to by practical NAolkweu.
Huntingdon, April 10.6nt
M ILTON S. LYTLE,
ATTORNEY AT LAW
IIONTISODO: , /, PA
'Prompt attention given to all legal busine,s entrusted
to Ilk care. Chains of soldiers sod soldiers belga against
the Government collected without delay. eu12.T.6
.K. ALLEM LOVELL, -
ATTORNEY AT LAW
-
Pi ompt attention rill be,giren to legal busine,sen-
Misted to his Cart. -Military- and tither claims of sol
diers and their heirs against the State or Uovernment
collected without delay.
OkFICE—In the Brick Ran - , opposite the Court House
jan.l.lSta
.McIIIII.I.I.TRIE,
ATTORNEY AT LAW,
0111ce.on 11111 street. HUNTINGDON, I'A.
Prompt attention mill be given to the prosecution of
the claims of soldiers and soldiers' heira,natingt the Gov
ornmeut. aut2.2,1811t1
TOUT SCOTT. . 501051. T. D001V; • JOHN M. ILAILET
T ho naMe6f this firm has been chang.
fi . om SCOT? dr. BROWN, to
- SCOTT, BROWN & BAILEY,
-tinder ieltlch name they will hereafter conduct their
practice as
- ATTORNEYS AT LAW, HUNTINGDON, l'A.
PENSIONS, amt all clatrad of soldiers and ealdiars' heirs
agninst the tiovernment, will ho promptly prmsocuted.
131M=01
AGENCY
„- -9 •
FOR COLLE CTLiTO.' 'SOLDIERS
CLAIMS, BOUNTY, BACK PAY
AND PENSIONS. -.- -
•
LL who lOW have - any claims a
gainst the Gl:we) men t for Bounty, Back PAy nud
eatiattvg, their clditits promptly - collected by up.
143 ing eitherliipeusk. oeby letter to.
NT 11. WOODS, •
Attorney at Law,
linntincrdon Pa.
August 12, 1863
Jonx BAr.E, W. U. WOODS, P. M. DARP, W. P. lII'LAUG MAN
,JOHN BARE, & CO., Bankers,
3aCiaaatiaa t cicom., Pa...
Solicit aceJunts from Bankers & others. Inter
est allowed un Deposits. Ail kinds of Securities, bought
and sold for the usual commission. Special attention
ziveu to Govetumeut. Securities. Vollntims made on
- all points.
Persons depositing Gold and Sitter will reecho the
same return wills interest.
0et.17, 1566—tf.
NEW!BOOT AND SHOE STORE.
Will: AFRICA - '
ortreqt, hie
olpdublicudt iu the t
i lasji n t a ft
iluntlagdon,
A-Fine Assoilinent - of, all .kinds-of
SOOTS , AND SHOES,
••• , •.
For Ladles, Gentlemen and Children. '
Allot ullich Ito ilLsell at fair prices. Quick sales mud
,email pieds. Call and examine my stock.
31anufacturing and Repairing done to order as usual.
Huntingdon, May 1, Iso7.
GEO. SHAEFFER -,
.‘"llaiijust returned from the cast with ;eel*
SPLENDID STOCK
'SOOTS, sIIO,ES, GAITERS, (C,C.,
Which he - Mfers to the inspection of his customers awl
the public geuerally. He V ill boll his stock. at the most
REASONABLE PRICES,
and three srho plirclka.o once alil surely call again.
BOOTS & SILOES„ MADE TO ORDER,
••• .attdREi'AITIV•i6 ,iona in tho neatest and most expo&
firms - manner. '
upon Mr. Sl:itaPfßl OlEp on II.!1 tf rcrt, a
dametew rust 0I 11, P.afiff.t.,l a. 3
$2 CO
.100
ME
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LEWIS,WM. HUGH .LINDSAY, Publishers
VOL. XXIII.
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chnuts drdboBll o .tnikia, racatially Islin talrerlise hbcrally
in the eolonins of THE GLcair.far six months or longer, aali
hare ;heir Cards insert, a here during the continuance of
their adrertissnient. Ofhtmaiss, special Business Cards in
serted at aa mit/ rates]
Inclll3 13
DR. WM. BREWSTER, _McCounells
lown. [Cures by ClietroputliA
P M. GREENE, Dealer in -Musie,mu
ijP.oltal lustrurneutA, Sowing Mocidno4, Huntingdon.
ITM. LEWIS,
Dealer in Books, Station ,-, ' 3.tubical Instru
rnents, Huntingdon, Pa.
WP. RTJDOLPII, Dealer in Ladies
mid Gents' Furnishing Giks4ls, Huntingdon.
T) OBLEY & MARSH.
1 - 1., Merchant Tailors, Iluntitliplon, Pa
ti .
GREENBERG,
Mel chant Tallot, Iluntinv,don, Pa
Cl 11. MILLER & SON, Dealcis in all
J. kinds - of Lino Le.tthsr, Findings, &c., Huntingdon.
IT'CAII.A.N" & SON, proprietors of
Juniata Steam Petal 31111, Huntingdon.
- - ,
T M. CiItEBAE &. P. 0: BEAVER;
Plain antl'Orn,uneutal Marblo Manutteturari.
WM. WILLIAMS,
y T Plata and Ornamental 11.1arblvllanu1acturer..
JAMES HIGGhNS. Manufacturer of
otui a and Cabinet Ware, IluntnnOon, Pa.
TM. WISE, Manufacturer of Furni
_Uwe, &c., Huntingdon. Undertaking attended to
WIIARTON & lIAGUIRE, \nolo.
rule null retail dealerA in foreign nod domestic
Mardi are, Cutlery, Lc., UMlrreld Street, Huntingdon. -
TAMES A.' BROWN,
ej Dealer in Hardware, Cutlery, Paints, this, Ire., hunt
inplun, Pa.
WM. AFRICA, Dealer in Boots and
Shoes,in the Diamond, Huntingdon, Pa.
TOIIN IL • WESTI3ROOK, Dealer in
ty noois,shoes t mdkry, Confectionery, Iltaptg.
el 80. SII.A.EFFER, dealer in Book,
kjir Shoes, Onitevt, 5:c. : Huntingdon.
A L. LEWIS, IVI)olesaio and retail
Merchant, [Aster's Now Ileildfhg, Munting.h.n.
TOIINSTON WATTSON, Merch
tp ants, Mtn st, cost of Washlugtou Hotel, notating,lon
ri LAZIER & BRO , Retail Mer
'l3-chants, 'Washington fit., near ILO Jail, llonting.ton.
Ylil'NTlnt, Dealer in Or'oeeries and
a Provi.sions of nil kinds, Huntingdon, Pit.
WM. & 131t0.
I),..th.ra in Dry OUOd., 114rdware,
Boots, Shoes, &c.
CIINNINC4IIAM. & CAMION,
No.haHts, unutingdon, Pft.
-I_l- 11.03111. N,
j_„ Dealer in nemly :Ninale Clothing, lints and Cape,
DGWIN,
Dealer in Dry Good,,Groceriev, tlyrorr, Queens
.e, Hat. and Cepa, Boots awl 611 ms, .tc. Huntingdon
Q E. HENRY & CO., 'Wholesale and
Ratan Dealer, in Dry 6.90,14-, Grocerie4, Ilarawate,
Queens.... and NO, Mons of all ki0.1.1, llnatiagloa.
ce— Fur neat JOB PRINTINU, call at
the "GLOBE Jell PRINTINC. CI HOE," at 'Hun
tingdon, Pa
I'VEC:OI4aTJEW
ECONOHY IS MONEY SATED!
The suln.ct ther is permanently located in Huntindon
X• ,, ,,, t , t2 t is II: p . a n r.3l .‘ t x n i I ,e 3ledr ,, s , e i , v o , or repairin the'
UNIthELL:IB AND PARASOLS.
All articles intrusted to hint will be returned to the
realdellee of the Owner an coon Its rell.lited. Umbrellas
and parasols fur repair eau ho left at his residence on St.
Clair street near Benedict's.
may2,lB66tf IV3I.ItENTIMAN.
BOOKS AND STATIONERY.-,
A good assortment of miscellaneous and Scboo
Books—Foolscap, Letter, Commercial and Note Paper—
Plain and Fancy Envelopes—lied, Blue nod Black Inks—
Blank Booksuf numerous slies—Puns, Pencils, Pocket and
Desk Inkstands, and ever• other at tido usually found in
a Book and Stationery Store, can be had at fair prices at
LEWIS' BOOK, STATIONERY Sr MUSIC STORE.
HAMS. HAMS.
Plain and canvas sugar cured Hauls—the bust in in it
ket—uliole or sliced, for solo at
Lewis' Family Gxocery
COFFEES, SUGARS AND TEAS.
ALL TIIE CHOICE KINDS FOR SALE
At Lewis' Family Grocery.
SOAPS AND CANDLES.
Wattling and TulletSoaps—tho best kinds—for n:ilo • nt
Lmrfs cc CO'S FAMI &I" GROCER'
p 4. _VERY FAMILY
12.1 Wilt And at Lea is' Family Grocery, ovary
article usually kept in first class Grocery stores. Call
for what you want.
MOLASSES AND SYRUPS!
Levering's Best and other s)rops, New Orleans, Porto
Rico and anger lions° Molasses, for sole .at Lewis Fondly
Grocery.
fIUSINESS MEN, TAKE NOTICE!
It you want your card neatly printed ou once!
oyes, call at
LEWIS' BOOK AND STA TIOYERYSTEOR
CAsslnil E S.—A choice lot of
V./black and f.tney Ca,aitaares at
CUNNINGHAM & CARRION'S.
IDAPER! PATER!!
Note, root, Commercial, Foolscap and Flatcnp—a
good assortmoti t for sale by thu roam, half roam, quire or
shoot, nt;'
. LEWIS' BOOK & STATIONERY STORE.
Candllit alld Vontablos -
Ah,n)s on Land at Lewis' Family Grocery.
NVELO PES
124Dy tho box, pack, or loss gllalltity, for sale at
LEWIS' 1100 K AND STATIO.NERY STORK
QBGARS.—Best quality of Sugars
Limb . ; tit CUNNINGIISSI & CARSION'S.
PERFUMERY and FanoySoaps for
nt " LEWIS Family Grocery.
MID?, BEST QUALITY OF PRESII
mActicit L 4 CUSAYNCII.I.II d CARMO2VS.
xxT IL LOW and CEDAR NV A.RE
y V for Bale of LEWIS yatuiry Grocery.
( - I ROUND &Win . AND SALINA
lurru rat ouNxisGiLim CU/010NT.
ei A_ 11 PE 'PING OF ALI. KINDS
int • CUSSTX67/.1.1! axamoxs.
A LL KINDS OF.T OBACCO
iii_wholomlo wad lewd, it
CUNN INGHAM & CARMON'S.
ATERAUCELLI, Barley, Rico, Horn-
V my, Biaue, & , at Lewn' Giocery.
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HUNTINGDON, PA., WEDNESDAY, OCTOBER 21. 1867.
Chis (globe
HUNTINGDON, PA.
TEE RIVER PATE(
DV J. 0. WIIITTIER
No bird song floated down the bill,
The tangled bunk below was still,
No rustic from the birchen stem,
No ripple from the water's hem.
The dir k of twilight round us grow,
We felt the fulling of the dew ;
For from up,- pro !ho day Wfl'i done,
The wooded hills shut out the sun.
,
But on the river's fartherest side
We saw the hilltop glorified— ,
A tender glow, exceeding fair,
A dream of day without its glare. ,
With us the danip, the chill, the gloom,
With them the sunset's rosy bloom ;
While (lark through willowy vistas seen,
The river rolled iu shade between.
Prom out the darkness where we trod,
We gazed upon the hills of God,
Whoso light seemed not of moon or sun ;
We spoke, not, but our thought erns one.
Paused,'as'if from that bright shore
Beckoned our dear ones gone before ;
And stayed our beating hearts to hear
The voices lost•tu mortal ear !
Sudden our pathway turned from night,
The hills swung open to the light ;
Thro' their green gates the s'unshineshoWed,
A long, slant splendor downword flowed.
Down glade and glen and bank it rolled,
It bridged the shaded Stream with gold ;
And borne . on piers of mist, allied !
The shadowy with the sunlit slide !
"Si)," 'said we, "when our feet draw near
The river dark, with mortal fear, •
And the night cornett,
chill with dew,
0 Fattier ! let Thy light shine through !"
So let the hills of doubt divide,
So bridge with faith the sunless tide!
So let the eyes th'at full on earth"
On Thy eternal hills; luck forth; •
And in Thi , beckoning angels know
The dear ones whom we love below !
SCANDAL.
"Now let it work. Misehief thou art afoot
Take what course thou wilt."
In a neighboring village whose in
habitantshke the good peopleof Athens,
were much given to "either tell or hear,
some new thing," lived Squire P., a
facetious, good natured sort of a body,
whose jokes are even yet a matter of
Village Record and have been retold
thrciugh various editions, from folio
down to duodecimo.
Aunt Lizzy was Deacon Snipe's
wife's sister—a maiden lady of -about
fifty—she'went to all the meetings—
kept an account of ovary birth, death
and marriage, with their dates—doc
tored all the babies and knew ovary
yard in the neighborhood—showed all
the young married women how to
make soap and when they had bad
luck made every child in the house sit
cross-legged until the luck changed. In
fine, she was a kind of village factotum
—spent her time in going from house
to house, grinding out scandal to each,
as occasion required, but always con=
eluded with the way of the transgres
sor is hard; "poor Mrs. A. or 13. (as
the case was) I pity her from the bot
tom of my heart," or such very smooth
ing reflection. Aunt Lizzy was always
very feud of Strangers and others
without regard to time or place,
the state of their minds ; how they
enjoyed their mind, &c. These ques
tions were generally followed by a
string of scandal, which ivas calculated
to destroy the peace and happiness of
sonic of her best neighbors and friends;
but she, like other narrators of' this
kind, considered such intellectual mur
der as either,establishing her own fair
reputation, or as the only mode of en
tertaining, the village, and thereby ren
dering her society Agreeable.
One warm summer's afternoon, as
the Squire was sitting near his office
door, smoking. his pipe, Aunt Lizzy
was passing by with groat speed, ru
minating
on the news of the day, when
the Squire brought her• suddenly, to,
as the sailors say, by "what's youi•
hurry, Aunt Lizzy? Walk in." The
old lady, , who never wanted a second
invitation; went into the office, and the
following dialogue commenced :
"Well, Squire P., I have been think
ing this forenoon what a useful man
you might be, if you'd only leave off
your light conversations, its the good
book says, and become a serious man
—you might be an ornament to both
Church and State, as our minister says."
"Why as to that, Aunt Lizzy a cheer
ful countenance I consider as the best
index of a grateful heart, and you
know what the Bible says on that sub.
ject—"When ye be not as the hypo•
crites of a sad countenance; but Vl
noint thy head and wash thy face
(4unt dizzy Megan to feel for her pock
'et handkerchief, for she was a taker of
snuff,) that thou appear not unto mon
to fast."
"Now, then, Squire, that's just what
I told you; see how you have the
Scripter at your tongue's cud ; what a
Useful man you'd be in our church, if
you'd only be a doer as well as a hear
er of the word." •
"A 3 to that, Aunt Lizzy, I don't see
that your "professors," as you call
them, are a whit better than 1 am in
private. 1 respect sincere profession
as much as any man i 1 know enough
of one of your church, whom you think
a great deal of, to know that she is no
bettor than she should be."
At these inuendoos, Aunt Llzzy's
blank eyes began to twinkle; she 'eat
down beside the Squire, in order to
, ilioak in a . fo‘vor tone , ----bpread her
handkerchief over her lap, and began
to tap the cover of her snuff box in
-PERSEVERE.-
true style, and all things being in lead
iness for a regular siege Of "scandal=
mag nal UM," she commenced' fire— "
'Now, Squire, I want t. 4 know what
you mean by' one of our' 'church. I
know who yoti mean, the trollop, I
didn't like so many curls about her
head when she told her exl - terionee."
The squire,. finding that curiosity
was putting his boots on,
had no occa
sion to add spurs to the heck, for the
old lady had one in her head that was
worth both of them: Accordingly he
had no peace until he consented to ox
plain what he meant by the expression
"in private." This was ti'dear word
with Aunt Lizzy.
"Now, Aunt Lizzy, will you take it
Bible oath that you will never commu
nicate what I am about to tell you to
a living being, and that :you will keep
it while you live as a most inviolable
seem."
"Yes, Squire, I declare I won't never
toll nobody nothing about it as long as
I breathe the breath of life; and I'll
take' a Bible oath on it; there, sartain
as I live, Squire; before you or any
other magistrate in the whole country."
"Well, then, you* know when I went
up to Boston a yeara go?"
"Yes, yes, Squire, and I know who
went with you, too—Susey 'B. and
Dolly T. and her sister Prudence."
"Never mind who went with me
Adat'Lizzy; there was a whole lot of
paeAengersbut, but,'?
'None of your buts, Squire, out with
it; if folks will act so—a trollop."
"But Aunt Lizzy, I'm afraid you
will bring me into the scrape."
"I've told you over' and over again
that nobody never• shall know any
thin!!• about it and your wife knows
that I ain't leaky."
"My wife! I wouldn't have her
know what 1 am going to say for the
world ; why, Aunt Lizzy, , if she'should
knoW it—, ' ,
""Well,don't, be afraid Squire, once
all, I'll take my oath that no livin'
crittur shan't never as long as I live,
know a lisp on't."
"Well then—if you must know it
1-slept wit.h._c t ne of the likeliestofyoiir
church members netudr Vdrifie way
up !"
4unt Lizzy drew id' a long breath—
shut up her snuff box, and put it hi
her pocket, muttering to herself—
"The likeliest of our church mem
bers-1 thought it was Susey B. Like-,
Host!—this comes of. being flattered—
a trollop. Well, one thing I know--the
way of the transgressor is hard; but I
hope you'll - never Voir - 'nobody on't,
Squire; for sartain as the world if sich
a thing should be known, our church
would be scattered abroad, fike sheep
without a shcperd."
In a few moments Aunt Lizzy took
her departure, giving the Squire an
other caution, and a sly wink as she
said good bye—let me alone for a se
cret.
It was not many days before Squire
P. received a very polite note from
Parson G. requesting him to attend a
meeting of the church, and many of
the parish, at South Conference room,
in order to settle, some difficulties with
ONE of the church members, who in or
order to clear up her character, request
cd.Squire P. to be present.
The Parson, who was a worthy man,
knew the frailty of some of the weak
sisters, as Aunt Lizzy called them, and
as he was a particular friend of Squire
P's ' requesting him in his note to say
nothing of it to his wife. But the
Squire took the hint, and telling his
wife that there was a parish meeting,
requested her to be ready at two
o'clock, and ho would call for her.
Accordingly the hour, of meeting
came—the whole village flocked to the
room, which could not hold half of
them. All eyes were alternately on
the Squire and Susey B. his. P. star
ed, and Susey looked as though she
had been crying for a fortnight. The
Parson with ri softened tone, and in as
delicate , manner as possible, stated
the story about Susey B. which he ob
served was in everybody's mouth, and
which ho did not himself believe a
word of—and Squire P. being called on
the stand as witness—after painting in
lively colors the evils of slander, with
which their village had been infested
and particularly the church,. called on
Aunt Lizzy in presence of the meeting,
and before the church, to come cult and
make acknowledgement for violating a
bible oath Aunt Lizzy's apology was,
that she only told Deacon Snipe's wife
on't—and smi took au oath, that she
wouldn't never tell nobody olio on't.
Deacon Snipe's wife had, it appears
sworn Roger Toothakor's sister never
to tell nobody on't—and so it wont
through the whole church, and thence
through the village.
The Squire then acknowledged be
fore the whole meeting, that he had as
he told Aunt Lizzy, slept with a church
member half the way up to Boston,
and that ho believed her to be ono of
the likeliest members inasmuch as she
never would hear or retail SLANDER.
All eyes were alternately on Susey B.
and Squire P.'s wife---r Aunt Lizzie en
joyed a kind of diabolical triumph,
which the SqUire no sooner perceived
than ho finished his sentence by de
claring that the h idh member to
whom ho alluded, was his own lawful
wife.
Aunt Lizzy drew in her head under
a huge bonnet, as a turlle (1 . 00 under
his shell, and matched away into one
corner of the room, like a dog that has
boon 'killing sheep. The S q uire, as
usual, burst out into a fit' of laughter,
frein which his wife, Susoy and
even the Parson coul not help joining
—and Par Son G. afterwards acknowl
edged that Squire P. had giVen a death
blow to 8 ' caudal in the village, which
all his preaching could not have done.
krZ-..105h Billings Says: '•Marryin
frn• love may hoa little risky, but it is
So honest that God: lEnnt help but
smile pt " •
(From thu Clay eland rlrdu Dealer.)
Perilous Balloon Voyage Across Lake
Erie.
An exchange informs us that an
teronaut named Thompson,who ascen
ded recently from Toronto, descended
safely near this city, the balloon hai
ing been taken' by -a strong upper
current across the lakes. Much anxie
ty was felt in Toronto as to Thomp
son's fate before the telegram arrived
announcing his safe landing. Mr.
Thompson gives the following account
of his adventure:'
"The balloon ascended at 4 10, and
from the velocity- the balloon was trav
elling at, I soon perceived-it was fool
ish to try to decend. It Soon became
evident to me that landing in Canada
was out of the question, and that all
arrangements must be made to ho dri
ven across the lakes. The first thing
that struck 'me was to drop the grap
nel to the full extent-120 feet. This
acted as a•guide to the distance the
balloon might be kept above the stir
face of the water . ; it being now dark,
and, by placing one hand on- the rope,
the effect of the grapnel striking the
water was distinctly felt. With an
open bag of ballast:on my knee; every
lime the grapnel struck the water, a
couple of handfulls of sand were thrown
out—and to this plan alone I owe my
preservation and success.
"The ballast taken was about three
hundred and fifty pounds. Fur. three
hours that plan was carried out, and
them came on ono of the most drench
ing and merciless rains I have ever
felt; I could not see fifteen feet before
toe, and the noise of the rain on the
Wilton and the water was such as to
entirely unnerve the, My hands be
came numb, and I-was drenched to the
skin. I now began to perceive my
position more acutely, though I de
termined not to give up until all the
ballast and movables were gone. The
rain was making the balloon heavier
every moment, till about ten o'clock,
when the fatigue overcame me. I fell
into a stupor for a few moments. By
:time -the- hallootr - had
,deseended to
within six feet of water, and instantly
out went twenty eight pounds of bal
last. The effect of this was 'that the
balloon rose to an altitude of a mile,
entire thfough the rain clouds, and
then the moon shone brilliantly, and
in this position in remained about a
quarter Of an hour: The effect of the
moon shining on the cloud beneath
was such as any artist
- might be proud
of. The shadow of the balloon was
distinctly to be seen travelling over
the rough and uneven clouds, giving
the idea of a ballodn race. Everything
now became calm. ' No longer the
huni of the lake or' the rain. All was
still, but whether the stortn still raged
beneath was 'unknown. As the bal
loon descended, it was ovidenta change
had come over the scene. The rain
had ceased, and the. appearance of
everything was of,-the darkest lino;
whether it was an under stratum- of
dark clouds could not
-be known. Sud
denly a glimmer of light was seen for
a moment; then, with anxious eyes
cast down to perceive any object, at
last small squares with darker mar
gins were clearly visible. These prov
ed to be the fields, and hedges, and
they appeared to vanish as quickly as
objects passed when in an express
train: A town was at last seen, and I
heard' the sound of musical instru
ments.. 1 then called out to know
whore I was, but the reply was unin
telligible. They, however, saw it was
a balloon. About two miles further
on the grapnel caught in a largo oak
tree; and held fast. This afterwards
proved to be a little village near Cleve
land. I then called oat lustily; the
sounds of persons singing and playing
music were heard. These proved to
be /our young men who had been to a
ball. They were natives of Cleveland,
and as they advanced nearer my voice
was heard. They at once set to work
to pull the balloon out of the woods
and convey it to a field, whre it could
be folded up. It was then 3 o'clock in
the-morning.'
A "GROWING" ITEM.—. 4 woman in
Detriot has- been arrested for smug
gling tea in her stockings.—Express.
In North Carolina the women carry
nails in their stockings —Raleigh Pro
arms.
Nothing wonderful. The ladies of
Forsythe cary calves in their stock
ings.—Salem, Observer.
4.tui ono of our !adieu carries corn in
hers.—/Ppc Commercial.
The 14dics of this section who sym•
pathizo with Andy Johnson, in his
fight with the Radicals,carry V-toes in
theirs—which are very seldom passed
over their heads.— Vincennes Sun.
All-the women down our way carry
splendid elegies (legs) in their stock
ings.=Xentucky Ems.
The ladies here all carry 'eels (heels)
in their stockings.—St. Joe Vindicator.
Down this way some of them not
only carry calves in their stocking,but
they also carry bran to fatten them.—
..ilessenyer.
We do not known what the ladies
of this section carry in'their stockings,
but we do know that they carry rats
and mice in the hair.-,2CluimPersburg
(Pa) Repository.
We have heard of ladies smuggling
seiSsors and chestnuts in their stock
ings, hut we have an idea that the la
dies in this vicinity parry more
beau-teas iu theirs. —lpintia(tdon
(Pa.) Globe.
Inquisitive littlo Miss.—Ma, if I wore
to did and go to heayen, should I wear
ruy liloire Antique dress. '
Aristocratic Ma.—No, my love; we
can scarcely supposd that we shall
wear the attire of this world in the
rioxt
inquisitive little 4iss.—Then tell
ho'w miould theliord know I
belonged to tile best society ?
TERMS, $2,00 a year in advance.
A TAPE-WORM SIX HUNDRED F,Err
IN LENa•ru.—We hiive sometimes read
accounts of tape-worms several feet
and sometimes yards in length, , being
taken from individuals, but if we had
over seen it averred that ono had been
taken complete and entire two hun
dred yards in length, unless wo bad
received very liberal pay for crediting
it, we should have declined. Dr. Gunn
records it as an extraordinary fact that
he had seen one a hundred feet in
length, and we believe it has not gen
erally been conceded by medical Au
thorities that the creature ever roaeh 7
CB a greater length, or thatit is possi4
ble to remove such an . ono entire and'
undccomposed. But be that as it may,
we yesterday saw one in the office of
Drs. Head' and Dahlman, of the species
technically known as Tainia Lata,
which is believed to measure fully two
hundred yards in length. Dr. Dahl
man informed us that he had measured
150 lengths of the table before him
(about three feet long)'with fully one
fourth of the varmint still in the bottle.
It looks very much like a piece of
white tape from one sixth to ono-fourth
of an inch in width, narrowest at the
extremilitis: It was taken from a son
of Mr. Jacob Straub, some 10 years of
age, living two or three miles from
town. Drs. Head and Dahlman were
two hours in taking the worm froth
him. The boy was ;very much emaci
ated, having been, wasting away for a
year or more, but is-now doing well.
The operation was performed last
Saturday. This. remarkable. worm will
be subjected to ,s'cioutifie.analyeis, and
placed in Soine - tuedieal - Museum. It
will be an object of great interest and
curiosity to the medical fraternity.—
[lll.] Democrat.
STREET CAR INCIDENT.—The street
car is the witness of varied life and in
cident, which aro often not only inter
esting, but worthy of the compliment
of a little printer's ink. An incident
occurred in a neighboring city the oth
er day which is deserving of a. para
graph. A lady passenger discovered
that her'pocket had been picked of its
portmonaie and eo_ntents, sincluding,, a
generous supply of cash for sbopping,
and sonic other pleasant,- possessions.
On learning this,disagroeublo fact ,She
said, with commendable emphasis
"Mr: Conductor, I have had my
.pock:
of picked since I entered this car, and
us no one got out, the thief must new
be here. I want you to call a police
man at once and s.:curo my property."
The conductor declined to do this, and
the lady insisted. A sharp altercation
took place, in the midst of which a
short lady, with a keen, jumping eye,
and with a brisk, movement, ,almost
leaped from her seat, and said very
sharply, "I,declare it is really too bad
that the_ conductor will not call tho
police. If there 'is no gentleman in ,
the car man enough tondo as the lady
wishes, then I will." She thereupon,
made a rapid exit from the
,car, and
shot down street like an arrow. She
was the pickpocket !
PNEUMATIC CONVEYANCE.—The "WU;
coss of the last pneumatic undertaking
in. London, by which the mails and
small parcels' are shot from point to
point with great rapidity and•at little
cost, has induced the people of Now
York to consider the expediency of
adopting it. A company has, how
ever, been formed in Now Jersey,
which is about to create an experi
mental line between Newark and Jer
sey City, and so anticipate tho Gotha
mites. Their plan contemplates a
wooden tube three Riot, in diameter,
either elevated or resting on the
ground, through which cars will be
driven at the rate of ono.hundrod mile
an hour, under an American patent.
The tube will cost about $lO,OOO per
mile. Should the undertaking. work
as well in this country as it does in
Europe, and accomplish the expecta
tions of its promoters, it may , very
well be that the invention will be ap•
plied in other cities and extended to
other uses, so that compressed air will
come to be a rival agent to steam and
heat and water power. We can see
many advantages, should the theory
prove practically advantageous and
feasible.
THE IDLER CAUOHT NADiHNID.—An
idle fellow chanced, on a hot summer's
day, to scat himself on the temptipg
smooth surface of a resting-place that
was near at band, which happened to
bp a half•harrel of pitch; and finding
his seat easy and yielding like a mill:
ion, ho gave himself no trouble inthink
ing of the consequence, but soon fell
fast asleep; when the pitch, by the
natural beat of his body, gently yield
ed to the pressure, and ho presently
sunk into it so deep that it flowed
around him. When he awoke from his
nap, he found bitusalf thus so closely
encircled and embraced by the mass
of pitch, that ho was totally unable to
extricate himself, and must have per
ished had not his friends helped to dig
him out of his imprisonment.
ArrmcArfox.--The example this fa
ble offers is addressed to the young
and thoughtless, and seems a good rep
resentation of the many alluring snares
to which such persons are more espe
cially exposed; for, as the old proverb
says, , •all is ppt gold that glitters;"
and those customs at first may
appear botb'pleasant and harmless, he
come.at last our typntS ai d qestrßy
qrs. • •
Among the other items to bp ek,yg
od to the Radial managethent, says
the Chicago Times, are the dp4hs' of
military men from yollpw fever in the
Southern Statei3. All those men were
dent there solely and purely td regiti•
ter nogroes for the 'com i ng Presi
dential election. Over the'gyaves of
tiuch'men as Griffin 'should be inscrib
ed, "Fell a victim to the Radical de-
sire to 4 lceta President in 1868." '
THE Ca-i_K;D:EKED:
JOB PRINTING "OFFfoE.
THE " GLOBE JOB . OFFICE
the flinch couirante of net in the country, and pos . .
I liee MC fMIIIII4I for. promo!) eNel tiling to
bc,d 4tyle, oVery rot o.ly ~/ Job Printint:, slug, lie
lIAND
0111°B.Lkits,
BILL HEADS,
CARDS,
NO. 15.
CALL AND MAMINE OPECIAIMI OP WOOS,
LEWIS' BOOK, STATIONERY & MUSIC STORE
Pen and Seissoria,
Fossil remains on the Qhio,.go tot
show that it was once covered by the
sea. •
A rattlesnake with forty•iwo' rattles
was killed at Winnebago; lowa *t
weak.
A snow-white deer Iva killed sear
Versailles, Morgan county, Illinois ; a
few days age.
The Giant's Causeway in an asseny
blage of basaltic and voleauic colummA t.
a mile in extent.
A poker laid .neross u fire goneeiti
•trates the heat Of the' passirig,aiiicilia
and' creates a 'draught through •-the
fire.
On
. the 3d there were TA deattut
from yellow foyer at New Orleans,
From July 13 to 'September 28, there
were 1,G90 deaths.'
The narrowest part of the Atlantic;
is more than two_ miles deep, and it,
averages oneand a baif. ,
A cavern and subterranean lake,_
whose doptlis eanuot_be fathomecl, have.
been found in. Wyandot County, phio..
An editor out West otfbrs, his ent4o,
establishment', subscriber's, accounts,
(loan' shirt and a
of victuals.'
Mrs. Merin Stark, residing in Onto-,
rio county, :New:York, .cnt, awl tkar,
vested this season' twenty-five acres of
wheat with her own hands.
Out of the sixty workinen engaged
in • laying • the , Nieholson paVement,
covering the wood,,bloeks with .tar, in
New Orleans, not one has been.nttals : ,
ed with yellow fe,i'cr. •
A lobster was caught, the other day
:it' Janesville', Me., which measured.
three feet in length, 'and weighed 27
pounds. Imaginea claW weighing El
pounds and fonrteen ounces.
• A hail storm p,assed, over heading
on the 25th. 'The hailstones were as.
large as hen's, eggs, and some:
measured eight' inches in oi,rcumfer,..
once and weighing,three ounces,- .
The boot and shoe manufactorkes,aft,
Lynn Mass., a . town, of., twenty-three.
thousand' inhabitants einploys: seien-_
teed thousiind'persoris—or more •thile.•
two thirds of its population.
.A Now York company has pnrchas,
ed one hundred and, forty tbnasanq
acres of landiu North . C.hirolina; and
are going into a,wool growing specula
tion on it.
A man in Connecticut ha's cleared
his houso of rats , by catching ono andi
dipping him in rod paint. Ilo*ion lot
him loose - , and the other rats'left, dis
gusted by his appearance.
Immigrants bring-into this' country_
an average of two hundred dollars in,
gold. This gives' an, annual total of
sixty. million dollars in gold from that
source.
A train of thirty-one six mule teams,
with forty-five thousand pounds of
wool, arrived ai. „Kansas from 'Santa
Fe, ,New Dle ieo, during the latter..
part,of September. „ ,
, ,
.4 mar k in Indiana, named Tames
Adams, ate thiyty 7 tWo . peaches„a con._
pie of muskmelons, one rail, sweet .po
tato,. and drank two gallons of batter-.
milk. It is scarcely necessary' to . sar.
that lip (lied in throe hogia.
Some of the farmers of :Alabama, we.
see it'has been stated, have-already.
already sent an agent - for four hen-_
dred Germans, and will have them
comfortably provided for in ample,
time. That looks like business.
Many of tho dwelling houses in:
Fifth avenub have mirrors so placed air'
to reflect in the boudoir the figure of
any person standing at the front door,.
by which "at home," or "nOt ithorne,"4
is determined.—Ncig York paper.
Out of some fifty children under ono ;
year of ago, in and around Shelbyville,
Shelby county, M0., - not more than bix,
or eight are males. ' . They have taken
to raieitig something else than "sojer •
boys" up there since the pii)in& times
.....
of peace have sot in.
A freight train lately:passed nver the
Lehigh Valley railroad consisting of
two hundred and fifty oars. Each car
was fourteen feet long, and the total
length of the train was three thousand
eight hundred and fifty feet—over two ;
thirds of a mile—the whole Weight
was OW sixteen hundred tons.
Nicholas I:Tyman, of Buffalo; the
Tuatara' guardian of Anna Hyman, a•
little girl of twelve 'years, sues Ellen
park, wife of Wm. Burk, for wilfully
cutting qff twu large black curls
,frorn .
the said Anna's head and , converting.
the same to her•own use. The suit is
now in the 'Supreme Coart, and the.
damages aro hold at $2,000, •
4 shrewd in Nashua, N. 13.
on Thursday, walked deliberately .up
to a store witulow and broke in a pane
of Vrenc,h glass, and when asked to
pay for it as deliberately drew out o
$lOO bill, which the shopkeeper took,
giving him $7O in change. The "bill
provecito be counterfeit.
A FRETFUL WIFE—A woman may
be of great assistance to her husband
in business by wearing a cheerful smilo
continually upon her countenance. A
man's perplexities and gloominess aro
increased a hundred fold when his bet:
ter half moves about will -a oap . tinual,
scowl upon 119 r-brow. A pleasant,
cheerful wifo is as a rainbow set in thti''
sky when her husband's mind is tossed
with storms and tonipcbts; but 1 1 , dip :
satisfied and !red fel wife, in ate befit':
of trouble, is like one of those fiends
who are appointed to, torture lost spi;rits.'
Arm One of the old school who would
indulge his little even-at
own, e..p'cinkie, nu I (.:plying an
lion to' pistolS•foi twoa fire eat
er, answered it thus ;' "I' 'can't fig,fit,
for I Eini a coward; and you knew T
was' a: coward or _else' you' wouldn't,
have challenged me "
KiiiM
BA LL TICK EPS,
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