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Advertisements not Matted with thenumber of Meer- Along desireal, will be continued till rot bid and charged ac , cording to those terms., Oar prices for the printing of Blanks, Handbills, etc. •are masa:lnlay low. PROFESSIONAL BUSINESS. CARUS R R. WIESTLING.most respect, J fully tenders his professional sect ices to the citizens at ltontingdon laid vicinity.' • Office 'that of the late Dr: Snare. I)LI Haying permanently located at Huntingdon, offers his professional services to the community. 'Mire, the same as that lately occupied by Dr: Laden on 11111 etreut. a 1110,18138 JOIIN•MeCULLOCII, offers his _lf professional eerrifel to the citizens of Huntingdon and vicinity. Mite on Hill street, one door cast of Reed's Drug Store._ Aug. •25, '35 . tt.t. 1 - 1 . ALLISON MILLER, DZYTIST, IBM dine it:moved to tileißrlck Rove; opposite tbik catyt yT4le) ... April 13, 1559. 4:2(J GREENE, -- • i . pk:sus" (Mice removed to Leister's low Building, street. Huntingdon. • July 2.1,1567. EXCHANGE HOTEL rrIIE subscribers - having leased this .1 Hotel, Lately occupied by, Mr.3lcNultY. rm. PraP , m l to .ICCOMllludato 4ratigerna, trarolerd, and citizens lu good rtylo. Every effortaluttl ha made do our part to audio all who btu.) with us teal home. A U taz & FEE, may2,lb.ldi Proprietors. ' WASHINGTON HOTEL. Tiro nurlersig.ned respectfully infertile the cilizens..of Iluntingrbas- county and tiro traveling public generally that lie has lensed the IValltingurn House on the cor ner of Hill and Charles street, In the borough of Hun tingdon. and lie is prepared to accommedate all who may favor hint with a call. Will be pleased to receive a liber al chars of public patronage. • • 1 AI.fGMTUS LETIIHIMAN. jail al, ' R - ISON -110 USE; i's. HA,yE,pupplia§ed artd.entively ren, slowa;auffbacfc linflding opposini the foguzilvania Railroad Depot,aiffilf4ye now opened if for tifq,ngctimnliolution of the. tfaVeling public. The Cai rate.qturixiiiirs, llediand Reddlifeate all 'entirely mew end first class, and I am safe iu saying that I can oiler ac- COTlthrklatlelle 110 C excelled in Control POCID93IIIIOI. : rotor to my patrons who have formorlyfknown - me übile in clowgo of the broad Top City Hotel and Jack non 1101130. - JuSEPII MORRISON. 3ley 16, IS6a-if. A C. CLARKE, .AoENT, . wholesale and I tail Dealor in 'ld! kind-. of • - . ZaffiArs q- *lon.4lCi rr. , . _ - 111.1STINGDOIsi, PA, , , .!! •-• :cext door to tlio Franklin Hope, in the Diamond. .Cltatry trade supplied. ap17157 G EO. 'W. SW - ARTZ, • DEILLIt IN ALL. MADe OP - AMERICAN WATCLIES, Fiat, Gold JEWELRY, Sc_ opposite J. A. Brine n's Mammoth Hardware afore., Watches neatly rrp,ut ea a ad NI urrautt4. Huntingdon, Sept ld, ISO' Ilia WATCHES AND JEWELRY. ARON STEWARD, • In C . .. Swat tz, Wu opened at 6te old FLAW: un Hill street, oP pitstto own'shardu are stot e. a stock of all kind s F of goods belonging to the trade. Watch and (lock Repairing promptly attended to by practical NAolkweu. Huntingdon, April 10.6nt M ILTON S. LYTLE, ATTORNEY AT LAW IIONTISODO: , /, PA 'Prompt attention given to all legal busine,s entrusted to Ilk care. Chains of soldiers sod soldiers belga against the Government collected without delay. eu12.T.6 .K. ALLEM LOVELL, - ATTORNEY AT LAW - Pi ompt attention rill be,giren to legal busine,sen- Misted to his Cart. -Military- and tither claims of sol diers and their heirs against the State or Uovernment collected without delay. OkFICE—In the Brick Ran - , opposite the Court House jan.l.lSta .McIIIII.I.I.TRIE, ATTORNEY AT LAW, 0111ce.on 11111 street. HUNTINGDON, I'A. Prompt attention mill be given to the prosecution of the claims of soldiers and soldiers' heira,natingt the Gov ornmeut. aut2.2,1811t1 TOUT SCOTT. . 501051. T. D001V; • JOHN M. ILAILET T ho naMe6f this firm has been chang. fi . om SCOT? dr. BROWN, to - SCOTT, BROWN & BAILEY, -tinder ieltlch name they will hereafter conduct their practice as - ATTORNEYS AT LAW, HUNTINGDON, l'A. PENSIONS, amt all clatrad of soldiers and ealdiars' heirs agninst the tiovernment, will ho promptly prmsocuted. 131M=01 AGENCY „- -9 • FOR COLLE CTLiTO.' 'SOLDIERS CLAIMS, BOUNTY, BACK PAY AND PENSIONS. -.- - • LL who lOW have - any claims a gainst the Gl:we) men t for Bounty, Back PAy nud eatiattvg, their clditits promptly - collected by up. 143 ing eitherliipeusk. oeby letter to. NT 11. WOODS, • Attorney at Law, linntincrdon Pa. August 12, 1863 Jonx BAr.E, W. U. WOODS, P. M. DARP, W. P. lII'LAUG MAN ,JOHN BARE, & CO., Bankers, 3aCiaaatiaa t cicom., Pa... Solicit aceJunts from Bankers & others. Inter est allowed un Deposits. Ail kinds of Securities, bought and sold for the usual commission. Special attention ziveu to Govetumeut. Securities. Vollntims made on - all points. Persons depositing Gold and Sitter will reecho the same return wills interest. 0et.17, 1566—tf. NEW!BOOT AND SHOE STORE. Will: AFRICA - ' ortreqt, hie olpdublicudt iu the t i lasji n t a ft iluntlagdon, A-Fine Assoilinent - of, all .kinds-of SOOTS , AND SHOES, ••• , •. For Ladles, Gentlemen and Children. ' Allot ullich Ito ilLsell at fair prices. Quick sales mud ,email pieds. Call and examine my stock. 31anufacturing and Repairing done to order as usual. Huntingdon, May 1, Iso7. GEO. SHAEFFER -, .‘"llaiijust returned from the cast with ;eel* SPLENDID STOCK 'SOOTS, sIIO,ES, GAITERS, (C,C., Which he - Mfers to the inspection of his customers awl the public geuerally. He V ill boll his stock. at the most REASONABLE PRICES, and three srho plirclka.o once alil surely call again. BOOTS & SILOES„ MADE TO ORDER, ••• .attdREi'AITIV•i6 ,iona in tho neatest and most expo& firms - manner. ' upon Mr. Sl:itaPfßl OlEp on II.!1 tf rcrt, a dametew rust 0I 11, P.afiff.t.,l a. 3 $2 CO .100 ME HSU LEWIS,WM. HUGH .LINDSAY, Publishers VOL. XXIII. dratuitous bbc.t.tiscilttnts, (7/, fa/maim! Cards arc PubM,„l orn i„i to „g li. ;ire , chnuts drdboBll o .tnikia, racatially Islin talrerlise hbcrally in the eolonins of THE GLcair.far six months or longer, aali hare ;heir Cards insert, a here during the continuance of their adrertissnient. Ofhtmaiss, special Business Cards in serted at aa mit/ rates] Inclll3 13 DR. WM. BREWSTER, _McCounells lown. [Cures by ClietroputliA P M. GREENE, Dealer in -Musie,mu ijP.oltal lustrurneutA, Sowing Mocidno4, Huntingdon. ITM. LEWIS, Dealer in Books, Station ,-, ' 3.tubical Instru rnents, Huntingdon, Pa. WP. RTJDOLPII, Dealer in Ladies mid Gents' Furnishing Giks4ls, Huntingdon. T) OBLEY & MARSH. 1 - 1., Merchant Tailors, Iluntitliplon, Pa ti . GREENBERG, Mel chant Tallot, Iluntinv,don, Pa Cl 11. MILLER & SON, Dealcis in all J. kinds - of Lino Le.tthsr, Findings, &c., Huntingdon. IT'CAII.A.N" & SON, proprietors of Juniata Steam Petal 31111, Huntingdon. - - , T M. CiItEBAE &. P. 0: BEAVER; Plain antl'Orn,uneutal Marblo Manutteturari. WM. WILLIAMS, y T Plata and Ornamental 11.1arblvllanu1acturer.. JAMES HIGGhNS. Manufacturer of otui a and Cabinet Ware, IluntnnOon, Pa. TM. WISE, Manufacturer of Furni _Uwe, &c., Huntingdon. Undertaking attended to WIIARTON & lIAGUIRE, \nolo. rule null retail dealerA in foreign nod domestic Mardi are, Cutlery, Lc., UMlrreld Street, Huntingdon. - TAMES A.' BROWN, ej Dealer in Hardware, Cutlery, Paints, this, Ire., hunt inplun, Pa. WM. AFRICA, Dealer in Boots and Shoes,in the Diamond, Huntingdon, Pa. TOIIN IL • WESTI3ROOK, Dealer in ty noois,shoes t mdkry, Confectionery, Iltaptg. el 80. SII.A.EFFER, dealer in Book, kjir Shoes, Onitevt, 5:c. : Huntingdon. A L. LEWIS, IVI)olesaio and retail Merchant, [Aster's Now Ileildfhg, Munting.h.n. TOIINSTON WATTSON, Merch tp ants, Mtn st, cost of Washlugtou Hotel, notating,lon ri LAZIER & BRO , Retail Mer 'l3-chants, 'Washington fit., near ILO Jail, llonting.ton. Ylil'NTlnt, Dealer in Or'oeeries and a Provi.sions of nil kinds, Huntingdon, Pit. WM. & 131t0. I),..th.ra in Dry OUOd., 114rdware, Boots, Shoes, &c. CIINNINC4IIAM. & CAMION, No.haHts, unutingdon, Pft. -I_l- 11.03111. N, j_„ Dealer in nemly :Ninale Clothing, lints and Cape, DGWIN, Dealer in Dry Good,,Groceriev, tlyrorr, Queens .e, Hat. and Cepa, Boots awl 611 ms, .tc. Huntingdon Q E. HENRY & CO., 'Wholesale and Ratan Dealer, in Dry 6.90,14-, Grocerie4, Ilarawate, Queens.... and NO, Mons of all ki0.1.1, llnatiagloa. ce— Fur neat JOB PRINTINU, call at the "GLOBE Jell PRINTINC. CI HOE," at 'Hun tingdon, Pa I'VEC:OI4aTJEW ECONOHY IS MONEY SATED! The suln.ct ther is permanently located in Huntindon X• ,, ,,, t , t2 t is II: p . a n r.3l .‘ t x n i I ,e 3ledr ,, s , e i , v o , or repairin the' UNIthELL:IB AND PARASOLS. All articles intrusted to hint will be returned to the realdellee of the Owner an coon Its rell.lited. Umbrellas and parasols fur repair eau ho left at his residence on St. Clair street near Benedict's. may2,lB66tf IV3I.ItENTIMAN. BOOKS AND STATIONERY.-, A good assortment of miscellaneous and Scboo Books—Foolscap, Letter, Commercial and Note Paper— Plain and Fancy Envelopes—lied, Blue nod Black Inks— Blank Booksuf numerous slies—Puns, Pencils, Pocket and Desk Inkstands, and ever• other at tido usually found in a Book and Stationery Store, can be had at fair prices at LEWIS' BOOK, STATIONERY Sr MUSIC STORE. HAMS. HAMS. Plain and canvas sugar cured Hauls—the bust in in it ket—uliole or sliced, for solo at Lewis' Family Gxocery COFFEES, SUGARS AND TEAS. ALL TIIE CHOICE KINDS FOR SALE At Lewis' Family Grocery. SOAPS AND CANDLES. Wattling and TulletSoaps—tho best kinds—for n:ilo • nt Lmrfs cc CO'S FAMI &I" GROCER' p 4. _VERY FAMILY 12.1 Wilt And at Lea is' Family Grocery, ovary article usually kept in first class Grocery stores. Call for what you want. MOLASSES AND SYRUPS! Levering's Best and other s)rops, New Orleans, Porto Rico and anger lions° Molasses, for sole .at Lewis Fondly Grocery. fIUSINESS MEN, TAKE NOTICE! It you want your card neatly printed ou once! oyes, call at LEWIS' BOOK AND STA TIOYERYSTEOR CAsslnil E S.—A choice lot of V./black and f.tney Ca,aitaares at CUNNINGHAM & CARRION'S. IDAPER! PATER!! Note, root, Commercial, Foolscap and Flatcnp—a good assortmoti t for sale by thu roam, half roam, quire or shoot, nt;' . LEWIS' BOOK & STATIONERY STORE. Candllit alld Vontablos - Ah,n)s on Land at Lewis' Family Grocery. NVELO PES 124Dy tho box, pack, or loss gllalltity, for sale at LEWIS' 1100 K AND STATIO.NERY STORK QBGARS.—Best quality of Sugars Limb . ; tit CUNNINGIISSI & CARSION'S. PERFUMERY and FanoySoaps for nt " LEWIS Family Grocery. MID?, BEST QUALITY OF PRESII mActicit L 4 CUSAYNCII.I.II d CARMO2VS. xxT IL LOW and CEDAR NV A.RE y V for Bale of LEWIS yatuiry Grocery. ( - I ROUND &Win . AND SALINA lurru rat ouNxisGiLim CU/010NT. ei A_ 11 PE 'PING OF ALI. KINDS int • CUSSTX67/.1.1! axamoxs. A LL KINDS OF.T OBACCO iii_wholomlo wad lewd, it CUNN INGHAM & CARMON'S. ATERAUCELLI, Barley, Rico, Horn- V my, Biaue, & , at Lewn' Giocery. _ . ___ _ ...... „„_. .. __ • . . , , . . . 111 t06..... -,,' ' It' . ""'" ~...,. „..,„ j• • / ~/,..„ ..,... ~.. .. .. „ :;-''' . 4 `i,..• 7 '.."‘,--. -: :u. 4 4 :2 1, 7112; :.'7 , :;'•- 1 1 '. 4 7 , :z , lts z"' z ' " 7 " ''.:.-.:, •• *%....../ ~, -... . ~... .• - ...: -,,:',, •*‘..;:-..,. - , . . '...-...,,,,:,,,,..'-- .',.`tfi.l - - •-... • W. N .,,-,-, • , w•: . •.P..."•' .. .‘, '`--. - 4.-4.,..V.' :::--•;------- . . ...---- . . , •2- ... V • , . -- I , 4--, m ,.. ' . 14 -, . ~. N . l'l - • V --- ';-0?-0.-.2-4:7,--;:',-,47-.4;,. ~ , i . . .. ' 'N\'. ... _ . " ' ' / ... j • 1.:1/4..:,... ).. ~..,L• „ . 1 . ••,..• 4X 4 ' ...V- ;•`k :':-A,417.4 _. - • ~.,4 . ..::,. ........ • . . HUNTINGDON, PA., WEDNESDAY, OCTOBER 21. 1867. Chis (globe HUNTINGDON, PA. TEE RIVER PATE( DV J. 0. WIIITTIER No bird song floated down the bill, The tangled bunk below was still, No rustic from the birchen stem, No ripple from the water's hem. The dir k of twilight round us grow, We felt the fulling of the dew ; For from up,- pro !ho day Wfl'i done, The wooded hills shut out the sun. , But on the river's fartherest side We saw the hilltop glorified— , A tender glow, exceeding fair, A dream of day without its glare. , With us the danip, the chill, the gloom, With them the sunset's rosy bloom ; While (lark through willowy vistas seen, The river rolled iu shade between. Prom out the darkness where we trod, We gazed upon the hills of God, Whoso light seemed not of moon or sun ; We spoke, not, but our thought erns one. Paused,'as'if from that bright shore Beckoned our dear ones gone before ; And stayed our beating hearts to hear The voices lost•tu mortal ear ! Sudden our pathway turned from night, The hills swung open to the light ; Thro' their green gates the s'unshineshoWed, A long, slant splendor downword flowed. Down glade and glen and bank it rolled, It bridged the shaded Stream with gold ; And borne . on piers of mist, allied ! The shadowy with the sunlit slide ! "Si)," 'said we, "when our feet draw near The river dark, with mortal fear, • And the night cornett, chill with dew, 0 Fattier ! let Thy light shine through !" So let the hills of doubt divide, So bridge with faith the sunless tide! So let the eyes th'at full on earth" On Thy eternal hills; luck forth; • And in Thi , beckoning angels know The dear ones whom we love below ! SCANDAL. "Now let it work. Misehief thou art afoot Take what course thou wilt." In a neighboring village whose in habitantshke the good peopleof Athens, were much given to "either tell or hear, some new thing," lived Squire P., a facetious, good natured sort of a body, whose jokes are even yet a matter of Village Record and have been retold thrciugh various editions, from folio down to duodecimo. Aunt Lizzy was Deacon Snipe's wife's sister—a maiden lady of -about fifty—she'went to all the meetings— kept an account of ovary birth, death and marriage, with their dates—doc tored all the babies and knew ovary yard in the neighborhood—showed all the young married women how to make soap and when they had bad luck made every child in the house sit cross-legged until the luck changed. In fine, she was a kind of village factotum —spent her time in going from house to house, grinding out scandal to each, as occasion required, but always con= eluded with the way of the transgres sor is hard; "poor Mrs. A. or 13. (as the case was) I pity her from the bot tom of my heart," or such very smooth ing reflection. Aunt Lizzy was always very feud of Strangers and others without regard to time or place, the state of their minds ; how they enjoyed their mind, &c. These ques tions were generally followed by a string of scandal, which ivas calculated to destroy the peace and happiness of sonic of her best neighbors and friends; but she, like other narrators of' this kind, considered such intellectual mur der as either,establishing her own fair reputation, or as the only mode of en tertaining, the village, and thereby ren dering her society Agreeable. One warm summer's afternoon, as the Squire was sitting near his office door, smoking. his pipe, Aunt Lizzy was passing by with groat speed, ru minating on the news of the day, when the Squire brought her• suddenly, to, as the sailors say, by "what's youi• hurry, Aunt Lizzy? Walk in." The old lady, , who never wanted a second invitation; went into the office, and the following dialogue commenced : "Well, Squire P., I have been think ing this forenoon what a useful man you might be, if you'd only leave off your light conversations, its the good book says, and become a serious man —you might be an ornament to both Church and State, as our minister says." "Why as to that, Aunt Lizzy a cheer ful countenance I consider as the best index of a grateful heart, and you know what the Bible says on that sub. ject—"When ye be not as the hypo• crites of a sad countenance; but Vl noint thy head and wash thy face (4unt dizzy Megan to feel for her pock 'et handkerchief, for she was a taker of snuff,) that thou appear not unto mon to fast." "Now, then, Squire, that's just what I told you; see how you have the Scripter at your tongue's cud ; what a Useful man you'd be in our church, if you'd only be a doer as well as a hear er of the word." • "A 3 to that, Aunt Lizzy, I don't see that your "professors," as you call them, are a whit better than 1 am in private. 1 respect sincere profession as much as any man i 1 know enough of one of your church, whom you think a great deal of, to know that she is no bettor than she should be." At these inuendoos, Aunt Llzzy's blank eyes began to twinkle; she 'eat down beside the Squire, in order to , ilioak in a . fo‘vor tone , ----bpread her handkerchief over her lap, and began to tap the cover of her snuff box in -PERSEVERE.- true style, and all things being in lead iness for a regular siege Of "scandal= mag nal UM," she commenced' fire— " 'Now, Squire, I want t. 4 know what you mean by' one of our' 'church. I know who yoti mean, the trollop, I didn't like so many curls about her head when she told her exl - terionee." The squire,. finding that curiosity was putting his boots on, had no occa sion to add spurs to the heck, for the old lady had one in her head that was worth both of them: Accordingly he had no peace until he consented to ox plain what he meant by the expression "in private." This was ti'dear word with Aunt Lizzy. "Now, Aunt Lizzy, will you take it Bible oath that you will never commu nicate what I am about to tell you to a living being, and that :you will keep it while you live as a most inviolable seem." "Yes, Squire, I declare I won't never toll nobody nothing about it as long as I breathe the breath of life; and I'll take' a Bible oath on it; there, sartain as I live, Squire; before you or any other magistrate in the whole country." "Well, then, you* know when I went up to Boston a yeara go?" "Yes, yes, Squire, and I know who went with you, too—Susey 'B. and Dolly T. and her sister Prudence." "Never mind who went with me Adat'Lizzy; there was a whole lot of paeAengersbut, but,'? 'None of your buts, Squire, out with it; if folks will act so—a trollop." "But Aunt Lizzy, I'm afraid you will bring me into the scrape." "I've told you over' and over again that nobody never• shall know any thin!!• about it and your wife knows that I ain't leaky." "My wife! I wouldn't have her know what 1 am going to say for the world ; why, Aunt Lizzy, , if she'should knoW it—, ' , ""Well,don't, be afraid Squire, once all, I'll take my oath that no livin' crittur shan't never as long as I live, know a lisp on't." "Well then—if you must know it 1-slept wit.h._c t ne of the likeliestofyoiir church members netudr Vdrifie way up !" 4unt Lizzy drew id' a long breath— shut up her snuff box, and put it hi her pocket, muttering to herself— "The likeliest of our church mem bers-1 thought it was Susey B. Like-, Host!—this comes of. being flattered— a trollop. Well, one thing I know--the way of the transgressor is hard; but I hope you'll - never Voir - 'nobody on't, Squire; for sartain as the world if sich a thing should be known, our church would be scattered abroad, fike sheep without a shcperd." In a few moments Aunt Lizzy took her departure, giving the Squire an other caution, and a sly wink as she said good bye—let me alone for a se cret. It was not many days before Squire P. received a very polite note from Parson G. requesting him to attend a meeting of the church, and many of the parish, at South Conference room, in order to settle, some difficulties with ONE of the church members, who in or order to clear up her character, request cd.Squire P. to be present. The Parson, who was a worthy man, knew the frailty of some of the weak sisters, as Aunt Lizzy called them, and as he was a particular friend of Squire P's ' requesting him in his note to say nothing of it to his wife. But the Squire took the hint, and telling his wife that there was a parish meeting, requested her to be ready at two o'clock, and ho would call for her. Accordingly the hour, of meeting came—the whole village flocked to the room, which could not hold half of them. All eyes were alternately on the Squire and Susey B. his. P. star ed, and Susey looked as though she had been crying for a fortnight. The Parson with ri softened tone, and in as delicate , manner as possible, stated the story about Susey B. which he ob served was in everybody's mouth, and which ho did not himself believe a word of—and Squire P. being called on the stand as witness—after painting in lively colors the evils of slander, with which their village had been infested and particularly the church,. called on Aunt Lizzy in presence of the meeting, and before the church, to come cult and make acknowledgement for violating a bible oath Aunt Lizzy's apology was, that she only told Deacon Snipe's wife on't—and smi took au oath, that she wouldn't never tell nobody olio on't. Deacon Snipe's wife had, it appears sworn Roger Toothakor's sister never to tell nobody on't—and so it wont through the whole church, and thence through the village. The Squire then acknowledged be fore the whole meeting, that he had as he told Aunt Lizzy, slept with a church member half the way up to Boston, and that ho believed her to be ono of the likeliest members inasmuch as she never would hear or retail SLANDER. All eyes were alternately on Susey B. and Squire P.'s wife---r Aunt Lizzie en joyed a kind of diabolical triumph, which the SqUire no sooner perceived than ho finished his sentence by de claring that the h idh member to whom ho alluded, was his own lawful wife. Aunt Lizzy drew in her head under a huge bonnet, as a turlle (1 . 00 under his shell, and matched away into one corner of the room, like a dog that has boon 'killing sheep. The S q uire, as usual, burst out into a fit' of laughter, frein which his wife, Susoy and even the Parson coul not help joining —and Par Son G. afterwards acknowl edged that Squire P. had giVen a death blow to 8 ' caudal in the village, which all his preaching could not have done. krZ-..105h Billings Says: '•Marryin frn• love may hoa little risky, but it is So honest that God: lEnnt help but smile pt " • (From thu Clay eland rlrdu Dealer.) Perilous Balloon Voyage Across Lake Erie. An exchange informs us that an teronaut named Thompson,who ascen ded recently from Toronto, descended safely near this city, the balloon hai ing been taken' by -a strong upper current across the lakes. Much anxie ty was felt in Toronto as to Thomp son's fate before the telegram arrived announcing his safe landing. Mr. Thompson gives the following account of his adventure:' "The balloon ascended at 4 10, and from the velocity- the balloon was trav elling at, I soon perceived-it was fool ish to try to decend. It Soon became evident to me that landing in Canada was out of the question, and that all arrangements must be made to ho dri ven across the lakes. The first thing that struck 'me was to drop the grap nel to the full extent-120 feet. This acted as a•guide to the distance the balloon might be kept above the stir face of the water . ; it being now dark, and, by placing one hand on- the rope, the effect of the grapnel striking the water was distinctly felt. With an open bag of ballast:on my knee; every lime the grapnel struck the water, a couple of handfulls of sand were thrown out—and to this plan alone I owe my preservation and success. "The ballast taken was about three hundred and fifty pounds. Fur. three hours that plan was carried out, and them came on ono of the most drench ing and merciless rains I have ever felt; I could not see fifteen feet before toe, and the noise of the rain on the Wilton and the water was such as to entirely unnerve the, My hands be came numb, and I-was drenched to the skin. I now began to perceive my position more acutely, though I de termined not to give up until all the ballast and movables were gone. The rain was making the balloon heavier every moment, till about ten o'clock, when the fatigue overcame me. I fell into a stupor for a few moments. By :time -the- hallootr - had ,deseended to within six feet of water, and instantly out went twenty eight pounds of bal last. The effect of this was 'that the balloon rose to an altitude of a mile, entire thfough the rain clouds, and then the moon shone brilliantly, and in this position in remained about a quarter Of an hour: The effect of the moon shining on the cloud beneath was such as any artist - might be proud of. The shadow of the balloon was distinctly to be seen travelling over the rough and uneven clouds, giving the idea of a ballodn race. Everything now became calm. ' No longer the huni of the lake or' the rain. All was still, but whether the stortn still raged beneath was 'unknown. As the bal loon descended, it was ovidenta change had come over the scene. The rain had ceased, and the. appearance of everything was of,-the darkest lino; whether it was an under stratum- of dark clouds could not -be known. Sud denly a glimmer of light was seen for a moment; then, with anxious eyes cast down to perceive any object, at last small squares with darker mar gins were clearly visible. These prov ed to be the fields, and hedges, and they appeared to vanish as quickly as objects passed when in an express train: A town was at last seen, and I heard' the sound of musical instru ments.. 1 then called out to know whore I was, but the reply was unin telligible. They, however, saw it was a balloon. About two miles further on the grapnel caught in a largo oak tree; and held fast. This afterwards proved to be a little village near Cleve land. I then called oat lustily; the sounds of persons singing and playing music were heard. These proved to be /our young men who had been to a ball. They were natives of Cleveland, and as they advanced nearer my voice was heard. They at once set to work to pull the balloon out of the woods and convey it to a field, whre it could be folded up. It was then 3 o'clock in the-morning.' A "GROWING" ITEM.—. 4 woman in Detriot has- been arrested for smug gling tea in her stockings.—Express. In North Carolina the women carry nails in their stockings —Raleigh Pro arms. Nothing wonderful. The ladies of Forsythe cary calves in their stock ings.—Salem, Observer. 4.tui ono of our !adieu carries corn in hers.—/Ppc Commercial. The 14dics of this section who sym• pathizo with Andy Johnson, in his fight with the Radicals,carry V-toes in theirs—which are very seldom passed over their heads.— Vincennes Sun. All-the women down our way carry splendid elegies (legs) in their stock ings.=Xentucky Ems. The ladies here all carry 'eels (heels) in their stockings.—St. Joe Vindicator. Down this way some of them not only carry calves in their stocking,but they also carry bran to fatten them.— ..ilessenyer. We do not known what the ladies of this section carry in'their stockings, but we do know that they carry rats and mice in the hair.-,2CluimPersburg (Pa) Repository. We have heard of ladies smuggling seiSsors and chestnuts in their stock ings, hut we have an idea that the la dies in this vicinity parry more beau-teas iu theirs. —lpintia(tdon (Pa.) Globe. Inquisitive littlo Miss.—Ma, if I wore to did and go to heayen, should I wear ruy liloire Antique dress. ' Aristocratic Ma.—No, my love; we can scarcely supposd that we shall wear the attire of this world in the rioxt inquisitive little 4iss.—Then tell ho'w miould theliord know I belonged to tile best society ? TERMS, $2,00 a year in advance. A TAPE-WORM SIX HUNDRED F,Err IN LENa•ru.—We hiive sometimes read accounts of tape-worms several feet and sometimes yards in length, , being taken from individuals, but if we had over seen it averred that ono had been taken complete and entire two hun dred yards in length, unless wo bad received very liberal pay for crediting it, we should have declined. Dr. Gunn records it as an extraordinary fact that he had seen one a hundred feet in length, and we believe it has not gen erally been conceded by medical Au thorities that the creature ever roaeh 7 CB a greater length, or thatit is possi4 ble to remove such an . ono entire and' undccomposed. But be that as it may, we yesterday saw one in the office of Drs. Head' and Dahlman, of the species technically known as Tainia Lata, which is believed to measure fully two hundred yards in length. Dr. Dahl man informed us that he had measured 150 lengths of the table before him (about three feet long)'with fully one fourth of the varmint still in the bottle. It looks very much like a piece of white tape from one sixth to ono-fourth of an inch in width, narrowest at the extremilitis: It was taken from a son of Mr. Jacob Straub, some 10 years of age, living two or three miles from town. Drs. Head and Dahlman were two hours in taking the worm froth him. The boy was ;very much emaci ated, having been, wasting away for a year or more, but is-now doing well. The operation was performed last Saturday. This. remarkable. worm will be subjected to ,s'cioutifie.analyeis, and placed in Soine - tuedieal - Museum. It will be an object of great interest and curiosity to the medical fraternity.— [lll.] Democrat. STREET CAR INCIDENT.—The street car is the witness of varied life and in cident, which aro often not only inter esting, but worthy of the compliment of a little printer's ink. An incident occurred in a neighboring city the oth er day which is deserving of a. para graph. A lady passenger discovered that her'pocket had been picked of its portmonaie and eo_ntents, sincluding,, a generous supply of cash for sbopping, and sonic other pleasant,- possessions. On learning this,disagroeublo fact ,She said, with commendable emphasis "Mr: Conductor, I have had my .pock: of picked since I entered this car, and us no one got out, the thief must new be here. I want you to call a police man at once and s.:curo my property." The conductor declined to do this, and the lady insisted. A sharp altercation took place, in the midst of which a short lady, with a keen, jumping eye, and with a brisk, movement, ,almost leaped from her seat, and said very sharply, "I,declare it is really too bad that the_ conductor will not call tho police. If there 'is no gentleman in , the car man enough tondo as the lady wishes, then I will." She thereupon, made a rapid exit from the ,car, and shot down street like an arrow. She was the pickpocket ! PNEUMATIC CONVEYANCE.—The "WU; coss of the last pneumatic undertaking in. London, by which the mails and small parcels' are shot from point to point with great rapidity and•at little cost, has induced the people of Now York to consider the expediency of adopting it. A company has, how ever, been formed in Now Jersey, which is about to create an experi mental line between Newark and Jer sey City, and so anticipate tho Gotha mites. Their plan contemplates a wooden tube three Riot, in diameter, either elevated or resting on the ground, through which cars will be driven at the rate of ono.hundrod mile an hour, under an American patent. The tube will cost about $lO,OOO per mile. Should the undertaking. work as well in this country as it does in Europe, and accomplish the expecta tions of its promoters, it may , very well be that the invention will be ap• plied in other cities and extended to other uses, so that compressed air will come to be a rival agent to steam and heat and water power. We can see many advantages, should the theory prove practically advantageous and feasible. THE IDLER CAUOHT NADiHNID.—An idle fellow chanced, on a hot summer's day, to scat himself on the temptipg smooth surface of a resting-place that was near at band, which happened to bp a half•harrel of pitch; and finding his seat easy and yielding like a mill: ion, ho gave himself no trouble inthink ing of the consequence, but soon fell fast asleep; when the pitch, by the natural beat of his body, gently yield ed to the pressure, and ho presently sunk into it so deep that it flowed around him. When he awoke from his nap, he found bitusalf thus so closely encircled and embraced by the mass of pitch, that ho was totally unable to extricate himself, and must have per ished had not his friends helped to dig him out of his imprisonment. ArrmcArfox.--The example this fa ble offers is addressed to the young and thoughtless, and seems a good rep resentation of the many alluring snares to which such persons are more espe cially exposed; for, as the old proverb says, , •all is ppt gold that glitters;" and those customs at first may appear botb'pleasant and harmless, he come.at last our typntS ai d qestrßy qrs. • • Among the other items to bp ek,yg od to the Radial managethent, says the Chicago Times, are the dp4hs' of military men from yollpw fever in the Southern Statei3. All those men were dent there solely and purely td regiti• ter nogroes for the 'com i ng Presi dential election. Over the'gyaves of tiuch'men as Griffin 'should be inscrib ed, "Fell a victim to the Radical de- sire to 4 lceta President in 1868." ' THE Ca-i_K;D:EKED: JOB PRINTING "OFFfoE. THE " GLOBE JOB . OFFICE the flinch couirante of net in the country, and pos . . I liee MC fMIIIII4I for. promo!) eNel tiling to bc,d 4tyle, oVery rot o.ly ~/ Job Printint:, slug, lie lIAND 0111°B.Lkits, BILL HEADS, CARDS, NO. 15. CALL AND MAMINE OPECIAIMI OP WOOS, LEWIS' BOOK, STATIONERY & MUSIC STORE Pen and Seissoria, Fossil remains on the Qhio,.go tot show that it was once covered by the sea. • A rattlesnake with forty•iwo' rattles was killed at Winnebago; lowa *t weak. A snow-white deer Iva killed sear Versailles, Morgan county, Illinois ; a few days age. The Giant's Causeway in an asseny blage of basaltic and voleauic colummA t. a mile in extent. A poker laid .neross u fire goneeiti •trates the heat Of the' passirig,aiiicilia and' creates a 'draught through •-the fire. On . the 3d there were TA deattut from yellow foyer at New Orleans, From July 13 to 'September 28, there were 1,G90 deaths.' The narrowest part of the Atlantic; is more than two_ miles deep, and it, averages oneand a baif. , A cavern and subterranean lake,_ whose doptlis eanuot_be fathomecl, have. been found in. Wyandot County, phio.. An editor out West otfbrs, his ent4o, establishment', subscriber's, accounts, (loan' shirt and a of victuals.' Mrs. Merin Stark, residing in Onto-, rio county, :New:York, .cnt, awl tkar, vested this season' twenty-five acres of wheat with her own hands. Out of the sixty workinen engaged in • laying • the , Nieholson paVement, covering the wood,,bloeks with .tar, in New Orleans, not one has been.nttals : , ed with yellow fe,i'cr. • A lobster was caught, the other day :it' Janesville', Me., which measured. three feet in length, 'and weighed 27 pounds. Imaginea claW weighing El pounds and fonrteen ounces. • A hail storm p,assed, over heading on the 25th. 'The hailstones were as. large as hen's, eggs, and some: measured eight' inches in oi,rcumfer,.. once and weighing,three ounces,- . The boot and shoe manufactorkes,aft, Lynn Mass., a . town, of., twenty-three. thousand' inhabitants einploys: seien-_ teed thousiind'persoris—or more •thile.• two thirds of its population. .A Now York company has pnrchas, ed one hundred and, forty tbnasanq acres of landiu North . C.hirolina; and are going into a,wool growing specula tion on it. A man in Connecticut ha's cleared his houso of rats , by catching ono andi dipping him in rod paint. Ilo*ion lot him loose - , and the other rats'left, dis gusted by his appearance. Immigrants bring-into this' country_ an average of two hundred dollars in, gold. This gives' an, annual total of sixty. million dollars in gold from that source. A train of thirty-one six mule teams, with forty-five thousand pounds of wool, arrived ai. „Kansas from 'Santa Fe, ,New Dle ieo, during the latter.. part,of September. „ , , , .4 mar k in Indiana, named Tames Adams, ate thiyty 7 tWo . peaches„a con._ pie of muskmelons, one rail, sweet .po tato,. and drank two gallons of batter-. milk. It is scarcely necessary' to . sar. that lip (lied in throe hogia. Some of the farmers of :Alabama, we. see it'has been stated, have-already. already sent an agent - for four hen-_ dred Germans, and will have them comfortably provided for in ample, time. That looks like business. Many of tho dwelling houses in: Fifth avenub have mirrors so placed air' to reflect in the boudoir the figure of any person standing at the front door,. by which "at home," or "nOt ithorne,"4 is determined.—Ncig York paper. Out of some fifty children under ono ; year of ago, in and around Shelbyville, Shelby county, M0., - not more than bix, or eight are males. ' . They have taken to raieitig something else than "sojer • boys" up there since the pii)in& times ..... of peace have sot in. A freight train lately:passed nver the Lehigh Valley railroad consisting of two hundred and fifty oars. Each car was fourteen feet long, and the total length of the train was three thousand eight hundred and fifty feet—over two ; thirds of a mile—the whole Weight was OW sixteen hundred tons. Nicholas I:Tyman, of Buffalo; the Tuatara' guardian of Anna Hyman, a• little girl of twelve 'years, sues Ellen park, wife of Wm. Burk, for wilfully cutting qff twu large black curls ,frorn . the said Anna's head and , converting. the same to her•own use. The suit is now in the 'Supreme Coart, and the. damages aro hold at $2,000, • 4 shrewd in Nashua, N. 13. on Thursday, walked deliberately .up to a store witulow and broke in a pane of Vrenc,h glass, and when asked to pay for it as deliberately drew out o $lOO bill, which the shopkeeper took, giving him $7O in change. The "bill provecito be counterfeit. A FRETFUL WIFE—A woman may be of great assistance to her husband in business by wearing a cheerful smilo continually upon her countenance. A man's perplexities and gloominess aro increased a hundred fold when his bet: ter half moves about will -a oap . tinual, scowl upon 119 r-brow. A pleasant, cheerful wifo is as a rainbow set in thti'' sky when her husband's mind is tossed with storms and tonipcbts; but 1 1 , dip : satisfied and !red fel wife, in ate befit': of trouble, is like one of those fiends who are appointed to, torture lost spi;rits.' Arm One of the old school who would indulge his little even-at own, e..p'cinkie, nu I (.:plying an lion to' pistolS•foi twoa fire eat er, answered it thus ;' "I' 'can't fig,fit, for I Eini a coward; and you knew T was' a: coward or _else' you' wouldn't, have challenged me " KiiiM BA LL TICK EPS, PROGRAMMES, BLANKS, LABELS, &C., &0., &O