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PROFESSIONAL & BUSINESS CARDS R. It. R. WIESTLING mostrespect fully tenders his professional services to the citizens of funtingdon and vicinity. . _ _ _ . 016ce that of the late Dr. Snare, U. A. 13: BRUM.BAUGII, Hating permanently located at linntlngdon, offers Ins professional cervices to the community. (Mace, the same as that lately ocenpled by Dr. Leiden to 11111 street. ap10,1866 TAR. JOHN 11feCULLOOH, offers his professional services to the citizens of Huntingdon and vicinity. Wilco on Hill street, one door oast of Rood's Drug Store. Aug. 2S, '55. ALLISON MILLER, . 0 =„ • "Irk ai DEVTIST, Hue removed to the Brick Row oppoiilta the Conrt Roue April 13, 1859. E • J. GREENE, DENTIST. Office removed to Leleter's Now Building, Will street. Huntingdon. July 31,1867. EXCHANGE HOTEL THE subscribers baying leased this Hotel, lately occupied by Mr.bleNulty, are prepared to accommodate strangers, travelers, and citizens In good style_ Every effort shall be made on our part to make all who atop with us (eel at home. AULTZ & NEE, may 2,1866 Proprietors. WASHINGTON HOTEL. The undersigned respectfully informs the citizens of Huntingdon county and the [mooting public general!) that he bee leased the Washington Horne on the cor ner of 11111 and Chat lee street, In the borough of Hun- tingdon, and he is prepared to accommodate all who may favor him with a call. Wlll be pleased to receive a liber al share of public patronage. AUGUSTUS LETTERMAN. July Si, '6 —K. MORRISON HOUSE, • ...7}Enimitibag;cl.4cora, IHAVE purchased and entirely ran. orated the largo stone and brick building opposite the Pennsylvania Railroad Depot,and have now opened it for the accommodation of the traveling public. The Car. pets, Furniture, Beds and Bedding are ail entirely new anti first class, and I am safe in saying that I can offer ac commodations net excelled in Central Pennsylvania. 44P1 refer to my patrons who have formerly known me white in charge of the Brad Top City Hotel anti Jack son Rouse. JOSEPH MORRISON. -May 16, 1066-tr. A C. CLARKE, AGENT, Whole.le and Retail Dealer In 01l kiudo of Maa.r.lq Voll32tgo HUNTINGDON, PA. Next door to tho Fronklin House, In tho Diamond. Country trade suppled. • oplr6T GEO. W. SWARTZ, • AMERICAN IVATCIIES, Firm Gold JEWELRY,•• I= opposite J. A. Brown's Mammoth Hardware store. ed 3". Watches neatly repaired a nd warranted. Huntingdon, Sept 18, 1867 that WATCHES AND JEWELRY. AARON STEWARD, . WATCHMAKER, Fuccessor to Geo. \V. Swartz, Gas opened at Lis old stand on Hill street, op- • posit° Browteshurdware store, a stock of all kinds of goods belonging to the trade. Watch and Clock Repairing promptly attended to by practical workmen. Huntingdon, April 10-601 MILTON S. LYTLE, _ _ ATTORNEY AT .LAATT, HUNTINGDON, PA Trompt attention given to all legal business entrneled to Lis care. Claims of soldiers and soldiers' heirs spina the Government collected without delay. 8012'66 IC. ALLEN LOVELI., ATTORNEY AT LAW, HUNTINGDON, PA. Prompt attention will be given to all legal businevsen trusted to his care. Military and other claims or sol diers and their heirs against the State or Government collected without delay. OFFICE--In the Oriel: Row, opposite the Court !louse jan.l.lBM McISIURTRIE, ATTORNEY AT LAW, (Mike on Ilill street. lIIINTL'ffiDON, PA. Prompt attention will be giren to the prosecution of the claims of soldiers and soldiers' heirs, against. the Gov ernment. an 22,1660 J.:MIISCM. SAW= T. BROWN, JOUR AL BAILEY The name of this firm has been chang ed from SCOTT & BROWN, to SCOTT, BROWN & BAILEY, under which name they will hereafter conduct their practice as ATTORNEYS AT LAW,1177.1a. 17.1VGDON, PA. PENSIONS, and all claims of soldiers and eoldiers' heirs against the Government, will be promptly prosecuted May 17, 180i—tf. AGENCY, FOR COLLECTING SOLDIERS CLAIMS, BOUNTY, BACK PAY AND PENSIONS. - LL who may have any claims a rtl g ainst the Government for Bounty, Back Pay and ran have their claim. promptly collected by op plijpg e;tper jq or by letter to NV. H. WOODS, Attorney at Law, Huntingdon, Pa. August'l2, 1863. JOHN BAEZ, W. E. WOODS, P. It BARE, W. P. 11 . 1.1110111.1 N JOHN BARE, & CO., Bankers, 23Ciaisat171sell.caxL, JEN:x. Solicit lecaunts from Banks, Rankers & others. Inter pol allowed on Deposits. Ail kinds of Securities, bought and sold for the usual commission. Special attention given to Government Securities. Collections made on all points. Person. depositing Gold and Silver, will ;metre the paaie in return with interest. Get. 17, ISSU-G. NEW BOOT AND SHOE STORE. WM. AFRICA llnforms the public that he has Jusl opened at hie old nand in the Diamond. Huntingdon, A Fine Assortment of all kinds of BOOTS AND SHOES, For Ladies, Gentlemen and Children. All of is hick he will sell at fair prim. Quick sates and small profits. fall and examine my stock. Manufacturing and Repairing done to order aa usual. Huntingdon, May 1,1167. f in GEO. SHAEFFER "‘'llaajust returned from the east with 2045412 SPLENDID STOCK BOOTS, SHOES, GAITERS, &C., Which he offers to the inspection of his customers and the public generally. tie will eoll his stock at the most REASONABLE P.ICES, and those who purchase once will surely call again BOOTS & SHOES MADE TO ORDER, and REPAIRING done in the neatest and most wadi tione manlier. Call upon Mr. Schaeffer at his shop on 11111 street; a .few doors west of the Dnimond. rrly2 42 00 . 1 00 ...25 00 ...30 00 .60 00 BM WIII. LEWIS, HUGH LINDSAY, Publishers VOL. XXIIL SPEAR'S PATENT Fruit Preserving Solution, mebl3.l)•s FOR SUE PRESERVATION OP ALL EINES OP FRUITS, VEGETABLES, JELLIES, WINES, CIDER, &c. Without Sugar, and without Itspaueirit Sealing One Bottle will Preserve 128 flme!, of Fruit, or 44 Gat lons of Wins or ador. CHEAP, IIEALTUFUL AND EFFECTUAL This Solution, when properly used, effectually pro vents fermentation or decay of Fruits, end, by the most simple and inexpensive process—every variety may ho kept in a fresh end perfectly wholseme condition the year round. It Is no new and uncertain experiment, bet has been in practical use for the past eight years, yet has been, for the moat part, kept from the public for the purpose of ascertaining the result of a series of ex periments, all of which have proved the validity of all that is now confidently claimed for It. Fruits preserved by this Solution aro as good as the best "canned" fruits, while the use of the solution avoids the trouble of sealing, costly Jars or cans, keeping from the air and light, frequent examinations, and the many other troubles and annoyances well known to every honseWife. Ii 5 Flesh native fruits the year round have become almost a household necessity, both on account of their healthful ness and as a luxury; and by the use of this solution this great luxury is within the reach of every family, rich or poor, in the land, as all kinds of fruit may be preserved during pleasure at less than one-half the expense allay other method. Tho solution is perfectly free from objection on the score of health. Professor Bache, under date •"U. S. Na rat Laboratory, New York, September 14, 1864," says : "By direction of the Chief of the Bureau of Medicine and Surgery, 1 have examined your Preserving Solution. and meats and fruits preserved by it. I have a high opinion or its value, and believe it can be used in the preserva tion of those articles in a fresh state fur the army and navy very advantageously. The Solution is perfectly free from objection on the score of healthfulness." Other certificates from distinguished chemists, confirm. lug the above, can ho soon and had where the solution is sold. It is claimed: 1. That ilicar's Solution preserves the flavor of all kinds of native fruits more perfectly and durably than can be done lu any other way, and at much less trouble and expense; 2. That the use of the Solution renders it unnecessary to use air tight or expensive jars or emus. and also avoids the inconvenience of hermetically sealing and keeping Irene the air, heat. light, etc.; 3. That the use of the Solution admits of the keeping of the fruit in vessels of any size, even In kegs or barrels if desirable 4. That the use of the Solution allows the shipment of the fruit by salt or fresh water, in the hottest weather, without danger of loss or injury ; S. That it is invaluable in the preserving of Tomato, Peach, fear, Apple. Q 1,00118.10 other Sauces, Wines and Cider; also fur all kinds of Spiced fruits; that those alone recommend it to every family, and to use it once will guarantee their apps oval. L. 11. SPEAR, P. oprietor. 41-- For salo at LEWIS' FAMILY GROCERY, Hunt ingdon, Pa Eau2l-tf ZIIIE CHEAPEST AND BEST AR TIM: OUT. A PERFECT TIME-PIECE FOR ONE DOLLAR. L. t every housekeeper, Farmer, Mechanic, and Travel er buy our SOLAR WATCH, .or Perpetual Portable Sun-Dial. warranted to keep True Time for m cry Day of tho Year. This valuable instrument, which is warranted by us to give the true time of day throughout the year, is con structed on strictly gelentific principles, being based on astronomical tables and calculations, and affording the trueat measure of time which human ingenuity and skill cant devise exceeding in accuracy and reliability the ntost perfect chronometers, whilst the low price at which we oR•r it to the public places it within the reach of all. •Its portability makes it convenient for travelers, and to every farmer or householder it must prove invaluable to regu late their clocks anti watches by the most infallible test recognized by science. The mode of using the "Solar Watch" is the simplest that can be devised. After screwing- the Style or Gno mon iu its place in the moveable braes hoed and setting it directly over the straight line cot responding to the date, or that nearest. to It on the cylinder, the instrument is placed apt ight in the sunshine in such a position as will throw the shadow of the Style directly upon the line un der it. Alter placing the plumb-line. by means of its bless attachment, eta right angle with and to the left of the Style, In order to set the cylinder perfectly level, the point ahem the extremity of the shadow falls, and its distance from any of the wavy or cross Hues exhibiting the morning and corresponding afternoon hours, will in dicate the true time of day. The whole apparatus, consisting of a Cylinder and Dia gram, moveable Brass Mad, Style, Plumb line, and Brass attachment for the same, neatly put up in compact boxes, is sold by us at the incredibly low price of ONE DOLLAR. Manufactured and sold, wholesale and retail, by - BEVENS, FA 888 & CO., Si North Ninth Street, ?}Glade. tl3`Nor sale, wholesale and retail, at Win. Lewis' Book Store, Huntingdon, Pa. Agents wanted to sell the article —upply Immediately. WM. LEWIS, eel Agent for Huntingdon county. LUMBER SOLD ON COHISSIOIi S. E. HENRY & CO., Are receiving all hinds of LUMBER, comprising all the different grades of BOARDS, FRAME STUFF, JOINT AND LAP SHINGLES, . PLASTERING LATH, PLANK, WORKED FLOORING, WEATHER BOARDING, . FENCING, RAILING, Ac., Ac., Ac. Which will be Isola at prices at the mill, wllll freight loa ded. no 7 IF , sec)tr •vicr.A.marr A GOOD PHOTOGRAPH LIKENESS, CALL AT DONNELL & KLINE'S PHOTOGRAPH GALLERY On Hill Street, two doors west of Lewis' Book Store. CALL AND SEE SPECIMENS. Iruutingdon, Oct 4, 'B6-tf. IVECIPTV.IIIIE" ECONOMY IS IiONEY SAVED ! The subscriber is permanently located in Huntingdon, ,mil is prepared to purchase, or repair in the Inset style, and expeditiously, broken UMBRELLAS AND PARASOLS. All articles intrusted to him will be returned to the residence of the owner as soon as repaired. Umbrellas and parasols for repair can be left at his residence on St. Clair street near Benedict's. ma32,lBctitt WM. PENTIMAN. BOOKS AND STATIONERY.- A good assortment of miscellaneous and Schoo Books—Foolscap, Letter, Commercial and Note Paper— Plain and Fancy Envelopes—lied, Blue and Black Inks— Blank Books of numerous el zes—Pens, Pencils, Pocket and Desk Inkstands, and every other article usually found In a Book and Stationery Store, can be had at fair prices at LEWIS' BOOK, STATIONERY & MUSIC STORE. HAMS. HAMS. Plain and canvas sugar cured Hums—the best in mar ket—whole or sliced, for sale at Lewis' Family Grocery. COFFEES, SUGARS AND TEAS, ALL THE CHOICE KINDS FOR SALE At Lewis' Family Grocery. SOAPS AND CANDLES. Washing and Taikidnaps—the be klads—(or salo at LEWIS .L , CO'S FAMILY GROCERY. E VERY FAMILY Will And at Lewis' Family Grocery, every article usually kept in first class Grocery stores. Cal for what you want. MOLASSES AND SYRUPS! Levering 's Beat and other syrups, New Orleans, Porto Rico and sugar House Molasses, for sale at Lewis Family Grocery. BUSINESS MEN, TAKE NOXICE! It you want }our card neatly printed MI onvol epee, call at LEWIS' 8006 AND STArroxERY STEN?. CAS S I .51E RES.—A choice lot of black and fancy Caselmarea at CUNN.INGIIAM & CARM2N'S. (1 1 J or Alr-tight Jars HUNTINGDON, PA., WEDNESDAY, OCTOBER 2. 1867; (Jab c. ANTONY WITH 01..ROX.A.TRA "'ln dying. Rgypt, dying."=Sit•Kspttar. =1 I am dying, Egypt, dying-- Ebbs the crimson life-tide fast, And the dark Plutonlan shadows Oathsr on the evening blast, Let thine arm, ohl Queen, support me, Ilueh thy sobs and bow tidies, ear; Hcarkon to the great bort-secrets Thou, and thou alone, must hear. „ Thous . It thy started and vetiirsit'egrona Bear their eagles high no more, Aud my %reeked and shattered galleys Strew darl, Actinin's fatal shore; Though no glittering guards surround me, Prompt to do their master's will, I must perish Rho a Roman— Die the groat Triumvir still. Let not Ciesar'a servile minions Mock the lion thus laid low; 'Twos no foeman'a hand that slow him, 'Twits his own that Mt uck the blow. Here, then, pillowed on thy bosom, Ere his star fades quite away, Ilia, who drunk with thy caresses, Madly flung a world away! Should the base plebeian rabble Darn Waitly fame at Rome, Where the noble spouse, Octavio, Weeps within her widowed homo— Seek her—say the gods have told mo, Allure, augur., circling wings, That her blood, with mina oommlngled Yet shall mount the throne of king.. And for thee, star-Ned Egyptian, Glorious sorceress of the Nilo, Light the path to Styglan horrors With the splendors of thy mile. Mee the Cresor crowns and arches; Let his brow the laurel twine ; I can scorn the Sonata's triumphs, Triumphing in love like thine. I am dying Egypt, dying I Hark! the moulting Woman'. cry; Thoy are coming—quick I my (hidden ! Let mo front them ore I die. All I no more amid the battle Shall my heart exulting swell; Isla and Wills gland thee— Cleopatra I Remo! farewell! Storm of Blood and Dirt at Albany, Masses of gelatinous matter, con taining minute granules arrayed in it in some regularity, were found in the streets early yesterday morning.— Viewed through a microscope, the small brick colored bodies woro some what liko the grains of wheat; and the gelatinous matter seemed to be con nected to each one as a separate cov ering. They wore apparently separate cells, very uniform iu size, being 1-120 of an inch long, and 1-255 of an inch thick, filled with glanular particles from which they derive their color. The gelatinous envelope and their ap pearance gave them at first somewhat the character of one of the single-celled protophytes, resembling most the Pal mogitea, ono of the humblest kinds of vegetation. That they were not these, was proven by their containing a dis tinct cell wall. Several persons claim to have seen them falling as a shower, and they ' were not found under trees or shelter. They have probably been carried for a great distance by the wind. They are more like to be the germ cells of some marine growth, perhaps the fucus pla tycarpus, which they resemble. The presence of chloride of iodine (sea salt) which is found largely in the gelatin ous envelope is corroborative of their marine origin. Dust storms and blood rains, so called from the character of the dust which they deposit, usually occur in the spring or full, though they have been observed during every month of the year. On the 14th of October, 1755, a blood rain descended at Locarno, Switzerland, during which nine inches of rain fell and the red matter that was deposited during the shower was found, by actual measurement, to be an inch deep. The same storm reach ed Suable, on the Alps, and on these high mountains it changed into a red dish snow, which fell to the depth of nine feet. A storm of red hail is sta ted by Humboldt to have occurred at Paramo, in South America. In Tus cany, March 14, 1813, there fell hail of an orange color•. In March, 1808, a fall of over five feet of red snow fell in Carniola, in Germany; the ground had been previ ously covered with white, and the storm of colored snow was succeeded by another, the flakes of which were, as usual, of a pure and brilliant white —the two kinds being perfectly dis tinct. A portion of red snow melted in a vessel and the water evaporated loft a fine rose•oolored brick red, fell in Italy, in 1816, and in the Tyrol, 1847. A black snow fell at Walpole New Hampshire, a few years since, so in tense in its color that a correspondent of the Boston Journal remarks con cerning it: send you some writing written with the snow as it fell, and with a clean pen.' The different colors of many of these storms may depend upon the same coloring matter under different conditionk Microscropic investigations in vari ous parts of the world have revealed the cause of these dust storms and blood rains to be either portions of various minerals or shells of infusoria, or parts of plants and insects carried into the atmosphere by the winds. Infusorial shells and aquatic plants of especial localities have been identified after having crossed the ocean and been deposited in dust storms, thus tracing serial currents. Ehrenberg found 320 different ape. cies of organisms in the dust of various showers; of these, five were of marine origin. This distinguished naturalist mentions 340 instances of dust storms and blood rains, of which 81 took place before the Christian era, and 259 after it.—Albany Argus. ADE OP THE WORLD—WHAT SAYS GUANO ?—The deepest deposit of guano known is 70 feet. According to Hum boldt, a deposit of three centtiries would not etceed more than one-third of an inch in thickness. By au easy mathematical caleulation it will be seen that at thi,s rate it would take al most countless oeuturig to form the deepest guano bed. Such a calcula tion carries us back towards a former geological period, awl proves that in past ages a greater number of birds existed. ~~~~~, ~a., . -PERSEVERE.- 1 A Mexican Love Story Solved. An extraordinary story comes from lexieo relative to flour. It appears that an old miller in that locality had a very beautiful wife, of whom he was jealous in the extreme, and took out his "soulagement" in thwacking the lovely young being. There was a cer tain cook, of the male species, young, handsome, and fht, who came to the mill from the hotel to buy flour, and hearing of the distress ofthe lonely one first; and seeing her " . S'acond, come, of course, dreadfully in love. Some one told the miller. The town began to talk of the fact, and to laugh at the floury ono. One day the cook and the lovely young wife suddenly disappeared, and merrily laughed the Mexicans at the misfortune; nothing wont down but the scandal of the elopement of the miller's wife and the cook. The miller scowled vengefully upon all the town; and so time passed; nothing more was heard of the cook and the miller's wife by any one. Two years after tho mil ler was pleased to die, and to inform the world in a paper, which was left to be opened after his death and to bo pub lished in the town, that the cook and the miller's wife has, by his planning, eloped into an oven two years since, and been baked; that he would have got rid of them elsowiso, but for the jeering of the public; therefore he ground them up in a largo mess of corn, which the town people were pleased' to compliment him for as being exceedingly rich and nutritious, and he only hoped they would enjoy the reminiscence as he did the remainder of his life that ho was spared whenever he saw a townsman. THE FLORIDA Ku:rd.—The following are Agassiz's estimates of the forma tion and ago of the Florida reefs on the coast of Florida : These reefs are built up by an insect that begins to work on the ground, in water of twelve or fifteen fatinamedeopr and ho cannot live unless - ho has the constant action of the sea" npdn him, so that he stops at the height of high tide. By numerous experiments it has been ascertained that the 'coral constructs at the rate of about half an inch in a century; but in order to err, if at all, on the sate side, Agassiz dou bles his estimate in his calculations, making it an inch in a century. Now, outside the Florida Kepi. there is a long reef with an average height of seventy feet, which, therefore must have been begun 8,400 years ago, or 2,400 years before Adam. Secondly, the keys themselves are nothing but aninner repetition of the same sort of coral reef, or at least the same average height; and builders must have fur nished them before they began on the outside reef, as appears from their ne cessity of having the open sea, and from the fact that there are now none outside of the ono we have mentioned above. The Keys, therefore swell the, record to 16,800 years. Next we have the shore bluff of the main land which is also of the coral construction, and which carries the earth's record above 20,000 years. Moreover, there are, as you go inland, seven well defined, and of course successive, coral reefs, which, added to the foregoing, would make the world 80,000 years old. And Prof. Agassiz regards this as a very moder ate estimate. TUE COUNTRY OUDIR.-AS I look at such matters, nothing sweeter, or pnr• or, or moro delicious to a simple soul, can he conceived than the unaffected singing of a country choir. There is a little scientific fuss and professional palaver about it. And the melodies come out so full and clear,—a creation each by itself, rising and falling in its cadences like the steady swell of the sea! I know few things, for myself, more true and hearty. There stanas the choral row, male and female, heads erect and mouths open wide,. letting out soul and voices together; the fiddle squeaking with excitement to get the lead, and tho bard working chorister, with quick eye thrown to ono side -or the other, actually singing down the whole ! As for the melody itself,—so simple and direct, so plaintive, so stir ring, filling the house us with a flood from floor to ceiling, and drifting out through the open doors and windows into the echoing streets,— it is enough to move tho most worldly heart that over tried to mint. itself 'into money. Ono hardly thinks ho catches such se raphic strains again though ho goes all the way from New England to Rome. THE LAuorror A Wommr.—A woman has no natural gift more bewitching than a sweet laugh. It is like the sound of flutes on the water. It leaps from her in a clear sparkling rill; and the heart that hears it feels as if bath ed in a cool exhilarating spring. Have you ever pursued an unseen fugitive through trees, led on by a fitiry laugh —now hare, now there, now lost, now found? We have; and we are pursu ing that voice to this day. Sometimes it will come to us in the midst of care and sorrow, or irksome business, and we turn away and listen and hear it ringing through the room like a silver boll, with power to scare away the evil spirits of the mind I It turns the prose to poetry; it flings flowers of sun Shine over the darkness of the wood in which we are travelling; it touches with light even our sleep, which is no more the imago of' death, but is consumed with dreams that aro the shadows of immortality. re,=.Little things sometimes produce great'results. A drop of water a little frosted will explode the mammoth rock in twain; a match will fire a whole city, and a little busybody' gossip of a woman with a little tongue and no brain will sot a whole neighborhood. la the cars. ,144.:,10.,_„:1A.,11/(t. ' • 7... E. .. ) ,„,-Hd - - ot, .. 1--,._, '--i. ,_.--\)- 1 ,„, L.) .„ . Why do you Worry ? Don't you know that multitudes of human beings turn away from the many blessings of their lot, and dwell and brood upon its worries? Don't you know that multitudes persistently look away from the numerous pleasant things they might contemplate, and look fixedly, and almost constantly, at painful and disagreeable things? You sit down, my friend, in your snug lib rary, beside the evening fire. The blast without is hardly heard through the drawn curtains. Your wife is there, and your two grown up daugh ters. You feel thankful that, after the bustle of the day, you have this quiet retreat where you may rest and refit yourself for another day, with its bus tle. But the conversation goes on. Nothing is talked of but the failings of the servants, and the idleness and im pudence of your boys; unless, indeed, it be the supercilious bow with which Mrs. Snooks that afternoon passed your wife, and the fact that the pleas ant dinner party at which you assisted the evening before at Mr. Smith's, has been ascertained to have been one of a second-chop character, bis more hon ored guests having dined on the pre vious day. Every petty disagreeable in your lot, in short, is brought out, turned ingeniously in every possible light, and aggravated and exaggerated to the highest degree. The natural and necessary result follows. An hour, or less, of this discipline, brings all par ties to a sulky and snappish frame of mind. And instead of the cheerful and thankful mood in which you were disposed to be when you sat down, you find that your whole moral nature is jarred and out of gear. And your wife, your daughters, and yourself, pass in to moody, sullen silence over your books—books which you are not likely for this evening to much appreciate or enjoy. • Now, I put it to cvery sensible read er, whether there be not a great deal to - o - nurcliTd — this•kind of thing. Are there not families that never spend a quiet evening together without embit tering it by raking up every unpleas ant subject in their lot and history? There are folks who, both in their own case and that of others, seem to find a strange satisfaction in sticking the thorn in the hand further in,—even in twisting the (lugger in the heart. Their lot has its innumerablo blessings, but they will not look 'at those; .het the view around in a hundred directions be ever so charming, they cannot be got to turn their mental view in one of these. They persist in keeping nose and eyes at the moral pig sty.—Coun try Parson. TRUE AND FALSE GOOD-BREEDING.- It is truly said that a little gentility is a dangerous thing. There are no such sticklers for etiquette as the would-be fashionable, who have heard of good society, but have never soon it. Hav ing no innate good-breeding, they hedge in their lives with conventional ities and rules borrowed from the "Handbook of Politeness." It is un safe to do an original and spontaneous act in their presence, or let fall a re mark that's not correctly common place, if you would beware of offending their fastidiousness. On the other hand, there's no such freedom any where as in really good society. Truly well-bred persons never act by rule, or fear giving offence by the freedom of their conduct and conversation. It is the high tone of their behavior that preserves them from vulgarity, not the observance of etiquette. Innate polite ness and nobility of character show themselves in every gesture, in every accent of the voice and glance of the eye ; humble dress and occupation can not conceal thorn; neither can vulgar ity put on those high qualities, though it be clad in purple and gold, and hous ed in a palace. BEAUTIES Or SHADOWS.—The shad ows all day long play at silent games of beauty. Every thing is double, if it stands in light. The tree sees an nn• revealed and muffled self lying darkly along the ground. The slender stems of flowers, golden rods, wayside asters, meadow daisies, and rare lilies, (rare and yet abundant in every nice, level meadow,) cast forth a dim and tremu lous lino of shadow, that lies long all the morning, shortening till noon, and creeping out again from the root all the afternoon, until the. °tin shoots it as far eastward in the evening as the sun shot it westward in the morning. A million shadowy arrows such as these spring from Apollo's golden bow of light at every step. _Flying in every direction, they cross, interlacing each other in a soft not-work of dim lines. Meanwhile, the clouds drop shadow like anchors, that reach the ground, but will not hold; every browsing crea ture, every flitting bird, every moving team,overy unconscious traveler writes itself along the ground in dim shadow. —Henry Ward Beecher. WHAT Is A "SYLURCIE ?"—Rev. Dr. Cox has given the following, which, it strikes us, well defines the term by il lustration :—The word "splurge" is a coinage, probably, nqt yet in any dic tionary; yet moaning, as if a great rock of the mountain, disintegrated from its summit, should rush and bound, portentous and r,valanched, into a sylvan lake at its foot, there making an uproarious splash, boring its way through the parted and the frighted waves, and after dashing tho spray in all directions, burying itself in forgot ten repose under congenial mud at the-, bottom; so gone forever from sight, from thought, from upper air, and all the ways of mon ; thus meaning—the low aim , of making a considorablo sen sation at least once in society. 13eirNeither purity, virtue, nor lii?- crt3, , can long Elonrioh when od . noation i e noglooted. TERMS, $2,00 a year in advance. MALMO A Boat USEFUL.—A corres pondent of the country Gentleman gives an account of his training a bull to 'useful work. He says : "I am the fortunate possessor of a copy of a book on dog breeding, by Gen. Hutchinson, that liarey of dog training—which in practice has taught me such marvels respecting education of animals, that I undertook to teach my bull with as much confidence as I would feel in training .a Newfoundland dog to fetch a stick out of the water. I have one of lihrteri's endless chain powers ,to drive my hay:cutter. My bullis an Al derny, two years old, weighing a little over 900 pounds. I put on the break and had him led into the power, where ho had a small feed of oats given him. While lie ate those lie was groomed and caressed. This was repeated two or three days in succession. Then, while he was eating, the break - was slacked a.little, and as the floor moved down, (slowly, so as not to alarm him,) he stepped up to keep his muzzle at the oats. At the fourth lesson he walk ed an hour, and cut hay enough to last my stock—some 18 head in all—two or three days. We have not had the slightest trouble, and so much does he seem to like the exercise, and the pleasant remembrance - of the reward of good behavior, that I shall not he surprised if, when lie happens to find the door open, he should go in and "run the machine" on his own account. I intend to put up a- circular saw and let him cut my tire wood. Now for the advantages. The pampering and con finement which makes a horse run away,will in time make a bull devilish. The work I give him requires no har nessing ; it is only an hour's walk up a hill of 13 doz. elevation. It gives him an outlet for his superfluous spir its, it keeps him "in hand" and gentle, it wears away the growth of his hoofs, develops his muscle, and improves his health. Have I not a right to expect my herd to be benefited by such man• agement 7 I cut all my hay, stalks and straw for cattle and horses. It saves fully one-third." TRAVELLING IN ASIA . . M MGR.—There is by no means a scarcity of vermin in Asia Minor, and as every town and village, and every rarticular locality, has its peculiar annoyance, the best way is to take a course of lessons in the bearing of them with submission. The novitiate wil be divided into a sop tagon of trials. _When you.can,see un moved and feel Liven pleased to watch ono or two dozen lizards running about in your tent, the initial trial ,is over. When you can bear twenty or thirty mosquito bites upon your proboscis, and not feel afraid of the swelling, and can even appreciate all the time how beautifully their fine hums are drawn out, you arc at the end of your second lesson. When you can eat your din ner contentedly, although thousands of ants surround it, and even eat a few occasionally, and when you will not rise up from the table any sooner, al thouuth you know that your legs are acting as a mechanictal conductor to the swarm, the third item of your di ploma is signed. When you can, with out a shudder, take up a - black centi• pede or two, and politely throw him out the door-way with - the feelingly pronounced benediction of Uncle Toby in Sterne, you have overcome your fourth trial. When you can see upon your person the hairy, yellow taran tula, minus 'an involuntary scream, and quietly put the three inched deadly spider under your foot, the fifth cor ner of your septagon of trials has been rounded off. When you can feel amused oven whilst destroying a nest of scorpions, and dedicate all your presence of mind to sending them satis factorily iiadesward, item six is over come. And wbon ; you can lie unmov ed in the dark of your tent at night, and hear and feel a gliding snake, for the tenth time move over your cover let, nor ever -think of your [moiler matches, you novitiate is ended and all the seven vials emptied.— Travels in the East. MORAL BACKBONE.—Without a stiff moral backbone a sound condition of the mental organization is impossible. Yet this essential element of mental stability is rather rare. Weakness of the moral spine is in fact much more common than disease of the material vertebrte. It is a sad disability and works an infinity of mischief. Those who aro afflicted by it not only wrong themselves through its influence, but also inflict serious evils upon society. They lend money which in some cases they can ill spare, to persons whom it does not benefit; become security for people they do not know, and are mulcted in the amount of the guaran• tee; recommend as worthy of the con fidence of others men in whom they have no ccutidence themselves, and are dishonored by the conduct of their proteges; bestow places on individuals they do not esteem ; live in a manner which neither their conscience not their taste appoves, and all this be cause they have not strength enough in their moral spines to bear up against the pressure of importunity and temp. Lotion. Where there is a natural tenden cy to this kind of weakness it should be choked in early life, for it rapidly grows worse by indulgence. "Ho has had an ill education," said the Elder• Brutus, "who has not been taught to deny." A peremptory negative at the right time has saved many multitudes from perdition. A. weak assent at the wrong time has been the ruin of mil lions. £A sharp tallcing lady was re proved by her husband, who requested her to keep her tongue in her mouth. "My dear," responded the wife, "it is against the law to' carry concealed wearons." rre,„A. fit of abstraAlon,,pieking made pocket. THE G-Z,OBEJ JOB PRINTING OFFICE. T " cutl4 GLOBE -JOB OFFICE" tho et complete of any in the country, and per. .Cl3llOB the most ample focllities for promptly executtnp in the Lest style, °yea y ca, iety of Job Printing, each ne HAND BILLS,. CIRCULARS, BILL HEADS, POSTERS. CARDS, NO. 12. CALL AND EXAMINE 811.CnaEN8 Or WINE, LEWIS' BOOK. STATIONERY k MUM STORE. lut,Nunn an &AiAom, Xedf-Somebody—a crusty bachelor, of course—inquires why, when Eve was manufaetured of a spare rib, a ser , vent wasn't made at the same time to wait on her. Somebody else—a WO. man, we imagine—replies in the fol lowing strain : 'Because Adam never came whin. ing to Eve with a ragged stocking to be darned, collar string to be sewd on,' or, a glove to mend 'right away, quick. now Because he„never - ,read-...the• newspaper until the sun-got down be , hind the palm tree:s• ' and he stretching out, yawned out : "Ain't supper moat ready, my dear ?" Not he. He made the fire and hung the ' kettle over it himself, we'll venture; and pulled the radishes, peeled the potatoes, and did everything else he ought to do. He milked the cows, fed the chickens, and looked after the pigs himself, and he never brought home half a dozen friends to dinner when Eve hadn't any fresh pomegranates. He never stayed out till 11 o'clock to a political meet ing, hurrahing for an out and out can didate, and then scolding because poor Eve was sitting up and' crying inside the gates. He never played billiards, rolled tenpins, and drove fast horses, nor choked Eve with cigar smoke. He never loafed around corner groceries while Eve was rocking little Cain's cradle at home. In short, he didn't think she was especially created for the purpose of waiting on him, and. wasn't under the impression•,that it disgraced a man to lighten a new wife's care's a little. That's the reason that Eve did not need a hired girl, and with it was the reason that hor fair descen• dents did." AC:3—A stranger in Lotdon, and in fact throughout England;will be struck by the absence of anything . ' in - the shape of barbershops. There are some ground cellars which pretend to be such, but they must have come down from a past age. You enter one of those dens. It is provided with a bro. ken-backed-chair or a stool; with' ts' seat like a shoemaker's bench. Yon sit clown, with nothing in the world to rest your head against, while the. bar ber, a greasy object, with a loather apron on, fixes' a dirty towel abOut your neck, deluges you with a filthy lather made of brown soap,. and then proceeds to mow off your beard, like a reaper in a harvest field. This, flay ing alive prodess — over, "he jerks the nankin off your neck, and pointing to a broken wash basin, says, "There is water." You then dress your own hair with the remnant of a brush and a huge comb, with half the teeth gone.. If Le Sago had ever been in England, I should say that he assuredly copied his barber in Gil Blas from one of the' London cellars. The cost of the entire, operation is one penny. AlZti - An amusing incident occurred in one of the churches of Philadelphia -last Sunday evening. An old lady, whose failing eyes demanded an unn sually large prayer book, started for church a little early. Stopping on the• way to call on a friend, she laid her prayer book on the centre table.— When the bells began to chime she snatehed what she supposed to be her prayer book and started for church.— Her seat was in the chancel end of the gallery. The organ ceased playing.-- , The minister read, "The Lord is in his holy Temple, let all the earth keep si-• lenee before him." In the effort to• open her supposed prayer book, she started the spring of Ai the music box., which she had taken instead., be gan to plai—ba r Ver consternatiptrehe put it on the floor. It won_ stop —she put it on the seate,4l - "sounded louder than ever. Finally she carried it out, while it played the "Washing Day," an Irish jig tune., Kir Rev. Mr. —, of Lawrence, Mass., is a bachelor. Noticing,searly in the season, that one of his members, a married lady, was not at meeting for several Sabbaths, he called to ask the reason. As her reply was some what evasive, he surmised that she lyhd i "nothing to wear," and said "you, are, waiting for your spring bonnet, pose." Weeks passed, and still she. did not make her appearance: Ile therefore thought be would 4tragaln. Approaching the house, he saw her sitting at the open window, ana bland-. ly remarked, "1 havenkt seen you at church yet; hasn't that bonnet come?". "Yes, sir," she archly replied. "Shall, I show it to you ?" "lf you pleaee," , answered the wondering pastor. Hold,. ing up a woe bit of a baby, she said, Ltlgshing, '.'this is the'sritirg I,onpetl was waiting for; did I do right ?"'• TharA young lady, being addressed by a gentleman much older than her self, observed to him that the only ctb,, ,lectiop ehe had to a union with hint was the probability of his dying before her, and leaving her to feel the sor rows of widowhood; to which he made the following ingenious and comp: montary reply : "Blessed is the mark that has a virtuous wife, for the num-, ber of his days may be douhleV up-Some editors Etfty that the des-. tiny of , the world hangs on the smallest. trifles. A little miff. between Charles Bonaparte and his love Letitia might, have broken off a marriage which gave birth to Napoleon and the battle of Waterloo. To which We say: "'`es; that is a feet. Suppose a 'tittle miff' had taken place between Adam and Eve—what then ?" itgL,A. sensitive lady from the coun try, leaking for a coach—" Pray are you engaged , Cabman—"Och, bless your nurty soul, ma'm, I have boon married: this seven years, and have-uine children." , .10-Those who-blow the coal of oth, era' strife may chance to have tho . „ sparks fly in Weir own fp.cel. BALL TICKETS, PROG AMMES, "BLANKS, LATIELS; &C., &C., MI