TERMS OF THE GLOBE Per annum in nthance ?ixituniths Three moutlid =I 1 insertion Clue square, (10 lines,)or less.s 75.... Two squares 1 00.... Three squares 2 25.... , 3 1000t1m. 0 months. n month. ....$4 00 k 6 00 $lO 00 .... 60D 90D 10 00 12 00 "000 ....10 00 15 00 25 00 .....15 00 ^0 00.. .... —.30 00 "Ono square, or irra 'l'wo squares Thiee squares,....... Pour squares, Ralf rt column, . .. One column, 20 00 lo 00.... .... ..00 00 Profess%Just and DusinesA Cards not exceeding six lines, 'On sear, $5 00 Administrators' and Executors' Notices, $2 00 Auditors' Notice 8, 2 00 Estray, or nth, short Notices 1 5u iltirTen lines of nonpareil make a square. About t'icht words constitute a line, so that any person can ca nny calculate a swirl, In manuscript. Adrertisements not marked with the_ - number of inser tions desired, will be continued till forbid and charged ac. 'cording to these terms. Our prices for the printing of Blanks, handbills, etc. 'are reasonably low. 'PROFESSIONAL & BUSINESS CARDS R. It It. WIESTLING mostrespect fully tenders his professional services to the citizens 43 Huntingdon and vicinity. Office that of the late Dr. Snare, _ _ "FIR. A. B: BRUMBAUGH, , llaving permanently located at liontingdon, offers +lns professional services to the community. Office, the same as that lately occupied by Dr. Loden 'ttn Inn street. ap10,1860 R. JOUN iIIeCULLOCH, offers his professional services to the citizens of Iluntingdon 'an 'Vicinity. Pince on Hill street, one door east of Reed's 1/rug Store. Aug. 2S, 'B5. R. ALLISON MILLER, 4F DE NrTIS2',. Iles removed to the Brick How opposite the Court House. April 11,1659. • J GItEENE, . r u Othee removed to Leisteee New Building, .11111 street. Huntingdon, July 31,1861, EXCHANGE HOTEL THE subscribers having leased this Hotel, lately occupied by Mr. McNulty, aro propered to accommodate strangers, trovelera, nod citizens in good style. Every effort shall be made on our part to make all who stop with us feel at home. &ULU k FEE, mny2,1666 Proprietors. WASHIMTON HOTEL. Tho nttdersigned respectfully informs the citizens of Huntingdon county and the traveling public generally - that he has leased the Washington "louse on the cor ner of Ilia and Charles street, In the borough of Hun tingdon, and ho is prepared to accommodate all who may favor him with a coll. Will be pleased to receive a liber al share of public patronage. ' AUGUSTUS LETTERMAN. • .Tuly 31, 967-11. - MORRISON HOUSE, 13xuat.txxacic)23., THAVE purchased and entirely ren ovated the large stone and brick building opposite the Pennsylvania Railroad Depot, and hare now opened ft for the acconmiodation of the traveling public. The Car pets, Furniture, Bed, and Bedding are all entirely new and first class, and I am safe in saying that I can offer ac mmodations not excelled in Central Pennsylvania. co itlgrl refer to my patrons who have formerly known me while in charge of the Broad Top City Hotel and Jack son Rouse. JOSEPH MORRIO•ON. Clay 16, 11366—tf. . A O. 'CLARKE, AGENT, ° Wholesale and Retail Dealer in all kinds of Zaaaill: VOD2IgOO - HUNTINGDON, PA. Next door to the Franklin "louse, in the Diamond. a•untry trade supplitd. • apll-67 WATCHES AND JEWELRY. A ARON STEWARD, ATCLINIAK I 11, t•ucce.3s4.r to Geo. W. Swartz., flee opened nt tie old stand on 11111 street, op pante lh own's hardware store, a stock of all kinds •of goal, belonging to the bade. Watch and Clock Itepoiring promptly attended to by practical workmen. Huntingdon, April In-Con MILTON S. LYTLE, ATTORNEY AT LAW, • lIUNTINCIDON, PA. Tronipt attention given to all legal business entrusted rte his care. Claims of soldiers sad soldiers' heirs again,t 'the Government collected without delay. 8°1'2'66 K. ALLEN LOVELI •, ATTORNEY AT LAW, . HUNTINGDON, PA. Prompt attention will be giTen to all legal business enz trusted to hie care. Military and other claims of sol diers and their heirs against the State or Govorntneut collected m ithout delay. OFFICE—In the Belch Row, opposite the Conti House jau.1.1867 111cMURTRIE, • ATTORNEY AT LA TV, ;Office on Hill street. HUNTINGDON, PA. Prompt attention will be given to the prosecution of the claims of soldiers and soldiers' heirs, against the Gov ernment. au22,1566 JOHN SCOTT, SAMUEL T. DROWN, JOHN )I. BAILEY The name of this firm has been ehang ed from SCOTT & BROWN, to SCOTT, BROWN & BAILEY, practice as ATTORNEYS AT LAW: .11717.7.77N0D01V; PENSIONS, and all claims of soldiers ann soldiers' heirs against tho Government, will bo promptly prosecuted. May 17, 1865-tf. ACENCY, FOR COLLECTING SOLDIERS CLAIMS, BOUNTY, BACK PAY AND PENSIONS. A LL who may have any claims a gainst the Government for Bounty, Back Pay and amens, can have their claims promptly collected by ap• plying either in pet:6,i or by letter to W. H. WOODS, Attorney at Law, Huntingdon, Pa. August 12, 1803. ' ;OM BM, lc. IL WOOD!, P. H. BLUE, W. P. IteLAUGIILIN JOHN BARE, & CO., Bankers, .3ECI atlxagcicon., Solicit Recounts from Banks, Bankers dr others. Inter. .est allowed ou Deposits. Ail kinds of Securities, bought and sold for the usual commission. Special attention .given to Government Securities. Collections made on all points. Persons depositing Gold and Silver will receive the Aame,in return with Interest. Oct. 17, 1666-tf. NEW BOOT AND SHOE STORE. NEW WM. AFRICA opened h t iroV b e l trud t ilt " tle e Prn,nZt.,ire AliV Huntingdon, - A Fine Assortment of all kinds of f3OOTS AND SHOES, For Ladies, Gentlemen and Children. All of which be will sell nt fair prices. Quick sales and swan profit:. Call and Cxamino my stock. Manufacturing and Repairing done to order as nsual. Huntingdon, May 1,1067. rgo GEO. SHAEFFER llasjust returned from the east with a 42sl ft SPLENDID STOCK OF ,BOOTS, SHOES, GAITERS, ce9 , „ :Which lie offers to the Inspection of hie customers and the public generally. lie will sell his stink at the most REASONABLE PRICES, and those who purchase once will surely call again. BOOTS & SHOES MADE TO ORDER, and REPAIRING done in the neatest and most expedi tious manlier. - Call upon Mr. Schaeffer at his shop on Rill street, a - few doors west of the Diamond. tny2 LL KINDS OF TOBA CC 0 Xl_wholeallo and retail. at CUNNINGHAM & CARMON'S. CHEESE. CHEESE. The best always fur sale at .LEWIS! FAMILY GROCERY .g 2 00 . 1 OD 2 do. 3 do? $1 25 $1 50 200 300 3 00 4 50 WM. LEWIS, HUGH LINDSAY, Publishers VOL XXIII, SPEAR'S PATENT Fruit Preserving Solution, nachl3-ly FOR TEE PRESERVATION OF ALL KINDS OF FROITS, VEfIETABLES, JELLIES, WINES, CIDER, ac. Without Sugar, and without Expenslra Sealing or Air-tight Jas. One Rotlk will Preserve 12S Pounds of Fruit, or 43 Cul 1071$ of Hine or Ci,hr. DUBAI!, lIDALTLIFUL AND EFFECTUAL This Solution, when properly used, effectually pro vents fermentation or decay of Fruits, nud, by the most simple and inexpensive process. every variety may he kept inn fresh and perfectly n holsome condition the year round. It is no new and uncertain experiment, but has been in practical use for the past eight years, yet Inns been, for the most part, Inept from the public for the purpose of ascertaining the result of a series of ex periments, all of which have proved the validity of all that is now confidently claimed for it. Fruits preserved by this Solution are as good as the best "canned" fruits, while the use of the solution avoids the trouble of sealing, costly juts .or (Tins, keeping front the air and light, hequent examinatfens, and the many other troubles and unnoyinices well known to ovary housewife. ~ n -~. Ft ash native fruits the year round have become almost a household necessity, boils on account of their healthful ness and as a luxury; and by the use of this solution this great luxury is within the reach of every tinnily, rich or poor, In the land, as all kinds of fruit may be preserved during pleasure at less than one-half the expense of any other method. Tho solution is perfectly free from 'objection on the score of health. Professor Bache, under date "U. S. Na vel Laboratory, New York, September 14, 1664," Sayer "By direction oldie Chief of the Bureau of Medicine and Surgery, I 'lava examined your Preserving Solution.and meats and finite pre:hred by it. I have a high opinion of its value, anti believe it can be used in the preserva tion of these articles in a (well at tie fur the army and navy very advantageonsly. The Solution is perfectly free from of ou the score of healthfulness." Other certificates from diatinguilh,:i chemists, confirm ing the above, can be seen and had where the solution is sold. It is claimed: 1. That Spear's Solution preserves the flavor of all kinds of native fruits moro perfectly and durably than can be done Many other nay, and at much less trouble and expense; 2. That the use of the Solution renders it unnecessary to use airtight or expensive jars or Calls, and also avoids the inconveulenCe 01 hermetically Beating and keeping from the air, beat, light, etc.; 3. That the use of the Solution admits of the keeping of the fruit to vessels of any size, even in kegs or barrels if desirable; 4. That the use of the Solution allows the shipment of the fruit by salt or firsts water, in the hottest weather, mitliblit danger of loss or injury ; S. That it is invaluable in the preserving of Tomato, Peach, Pear, Apple. thiince and other Sauces, Ifines and Cider; also for all kinds of Spiced Fruits; that these alone recommend it to every family, and to use it once mill guArageo their approval. L. 11. SPEAR, Proprietor. ..tr - For sale at LEWIS' FAMILY GROCERY, Hunt ingdon, Pa. (au2l-tf THE CHEAPEST AND BEST AR TIOLE OUT. A PERFECT TIME-PIECE FOE ONE DOLLAR. L. I every Housekeeper, Farmer, Mechanic, and Travel er buy our SOLAR WATCH, or Perpetual Portable Sun-Dial. Warranted to keep True Tune for et ery Day of tho Year. This valuable instrument, n hich is warranted by its to give the true time of they throughout the year. is con structed on strictly scientific pi iodides, being based on astronomical tables and calculations. and alluding the truest measure of limo ithich human ingenuity and Ain Can devise exceeding in accuracy and reliability the most perfect chronometers. whilst the low price nt which we offer it to the public plate., it scuttle the reach of all. Its portability makes it convenient tot travelers, and to every farmer or householder it inset prove invaluable to regu late their clocks and watches by the most Infallible test recognized by science. The mode of ,ing "Solar Watch" is the simplest that can be devised. After screwing the Style or Otto ti its place in the moveable Mass las.al aunt setting it directly ea er the stuoght line cot t esponding to the date, or that nearest to it on the Wunder, the lush innent is placed upright in the blltetillee in such n position as will threw the shadow of the 01 . )10 directly upon the line un der it. After placing the plumb-Zino, by means of its brass attachment, at a right angle with and to the left of the Style, in order to set the cylinder' perfectly level, the point 1, here the extremity of the shadow falls, and its distance front any of the wavy or cross lines exhibiting the morning and corresponding afternoon hours, will in dicate the true time of day. The whole apparatus, consisting of a Cylinder and Dia gram, moveable Brass Head, Style, Plumb line, and Brass attachment for tin same, neatly pot up in compact bases, Is sold by us at Ihe inciedibly low pi lee of ONE DOLLAR. Alanulactured and sold, wholesale and retail, by LEVENS, FAURE & CO., al North Ninth Street, Phials. ss-For sale, wholesale and retail, at Wm. Lewis' Book Store, Huntingdon, Pa. Agents wanted to sell the mtielo —apply immediately. WM. LEWIS, sed Agent for Huntingdon county. LUMBER SOLD ON COMMISSION. S. E. HENRY & CO., Aro receiving all kinds of LUMBER, comprising all the different grades of BOABDS, FRAME STUFF, JOINT AND LAP SHINGLES, PLASTERING LATH, PLAN R. W°l ,D FLOORING, I . I:EATLIER BOARDING, FENCING, RAILING, lc., Which will be sold at pikes nt the mill, with freight ion ded. no 7 - 2 - 4C011:7 VIETZLINATIM A GOOD PHOTOGRAPH LIKENESS, CALL AT DONNELL & KLINE'S PHOTOGRAPH GALLERY On Hill Street, two doors ,west of Lewis' Book Store. CALL AND SEE SPECIMENS. Huntingdon, Oct 4, 'B5-tf. IVICC)ZeiIM"Z ECONOMY IS MONEY SAVED! The subscriber is permanently located in Huntingdon, Xand is prepared to purchase, or repair in the' best style, and exoeddiously, broken UMBRELLAS AND - PARASOLS. All articles intrusted to him will be returned to the residence of the owner as soon its repaired, Umbrellas and parasols for repair can be left at his residence on St. Clair street near Benedict's. may2,1560H WTI. FESTIMAN. BOOKS AND STATIONERY.- A good assortment of miscellaneous and Schoo Books—Foolscap, Letter, Commercial and Note Paper— Plain and Fancy Envelopes-IM, Dino and Block Inks— Blank Books of numerous sites—Pens, Pencils, Pocket and Desk Inkstands, and every other at tide usually found in a Book and Stationery Store, can ho had at fair prices at LEWIS' BOOK, STATIONERY & MUSIC STORE. HAMS. HAMS. Plain and 'canvas sugar cured Hams—the, best in mar ket--Arholo or sliced, for sale at Lewis' Family Grocery. COFFEES, SUGARS AND TEAS. ALL TILE OROICE KINDS FOR SALE . At Lewis' Family Grocery. SOAPS AND CANDLES. Washing, and Toilet Soars—the best kinds—for sale at 46W./3 & CO'S FAMILr GROCERr. VERY FAMILY Will lint! at Lewis' Family Grocery, every article usually kept In first class Grocery stores. 0,51 for what you want. MOLASSES AND SYRUPS! Levering's Best and other sy cups, New Orleans, Porto Rico sod Sugar House Molasses, for sale at Lowis Family Grocery. BUSINESS MEN, TAKE NOTICE! It you v. au ;our card neatly printed on enrol oyes, pull 44 LE/VIS' BOOK AND STATIONERY STEOR. CASS IRE RES.—A choke lot ot black and fancy eassimet es at ' CUNNINGHAM & CARMON'S. . s 4 t' //// • O . 4. I k AIZ aV • ,‘:\ (..' .0 11 1 - 07P ' Or7 ' ‘'V;l s • \ • ..eV" • • ;34117N . , e -t• • 2 r. O • - ,; • HUNTING-DON, PA., WEDNESDAY, SEPTEMBER 18. 1867. CUNNINGHAM & CARMON Have recelyed 10,000 DOLLARS WORTH NEW & FASHIONABLE GOLDS From the eastern markets, sillich they can, with profit, sell at lower figures than eau be sold at nay other house in tho county. PRICES THE SAME AS matinu, THE WAR A good Calico Dress for a Dollar & aLevy THE BEST HEAVY PiIUSUNS Lower than they can be bought outildo of Philadelphia THEIR STOCK IS IMMENSE, Consisting of everything that oyo can fancy or heart climb Come and sea their floe assortment of CHOICE SYRUP, LOWED. than ever before also EVERY KIND OF SUGAR At greatly reduced prices. COMB AND SEE OUR STOCK, and do not pay high prices any longer Cunningham & Carmon. Huntingdon, 0r24. IFEDICAL EUTRICITY DR. WILLIAM BREWSTER, NVCONNELLSTOWN, PA. rpr the benefit of those proposing to undertone Electaical treatment for diseases we give in the following list a fun. of the more prominent nnil roost common complaints met with In nor prac tice, in all of which we me most suyessful. IN NEARLY ALL CASES OF CHRONIC DISEASE, DLECTRICh TT IS A SURE REMEDY, AND IN ALL CASES BENEFICIAL, IF Mini LE APPLIED. Tlinse, theieforo, afflicted with complaints not here enumerated, need have no hesitation in applylng,ond nhetlim only RELIEF, or a PERMANENT CORE can ho effected, they will receive replies accomlingly. All communications fiee. 1 Epilepsy, Chorea, St. Titus' Dance, Paralysis, Neuralgia, Hysteria ; Nervousness, Palpita tion of the Heal t, Lock-Jaw, etc. 2 Sore Throat, Dyspepsia.Diarrlnea, Dysentery,l Obstinate Coloairetion, Denton hold 4, or' Piles, Miens, Flatulent. and Mittel's Colic, and all aftect ions of the Liver and Spleen. 3 Catarrh, Cougb, Influenza, Astboul, (where not caused by ot genic disease of the beam,) inotteltitN, Picot NY, ltheumatlnn of the Chest, Consumption 111 the early stages. , 4 Gravel, Diabet is, and Kipnoy Complaints. 5 Ilhomnatistu, Goat, Lumbago, Sidi Ncelt, Spinal Diseases, Dip Dismoq. Cancers, 1211-1 tams ; (those fast named always cured with-I out pain, orcutting, or plasters In any form) In a word, we propose to curd all curoblo die eases. Wo havo no connection whatever with any other Electrical °Rico in this or any other county. All lettere atldrece to WM. BREWSTER, M. D., McConnelletOWn, ISEM THE PLACE TO BUY NEW AND CHEAP GOODS FOR SPRING AND SUMMER. WM. MARCH & BRO. Respectfully inform the public generally that they have Just received n large and splendid stock of goods at their store in Huntingdon, consisting in part of SILKS, DRY GOODS, DRESS GOODS, BOOTS & SHOES, HATS, CAPS, TINWARE, LADIES' FANCY TRlNl.arrNas, HOOP SKIRTS,BoNNErs, BUTTONS, WOOD AND WILLOW IV A H B, QIIE.ENSWARE, HARDWARE, PROVISIONS, GROCERIES, CRACKERS, NOTIONS, TOBACCO, SEGARS, GLASS, NAILS, FISH, SALT, &C., Sto. Also, CARPETS and OIL-CLOTH, And in fact everything that is usually kept In a fl rat class store, all which were bought low for cash and will sold at correspondingly low prices fur cash, or country produce, and request the public to give us a call before purchasing elsewhere, feeling satisfied we can offer super vier inducements to cosh buyers. We respectfully solicit the patronage of all, and the public are cordially invited to examine cur goods. Everything taken in exchange for goods except promi ses. WM. MARCH k BRO. Huntingdon, ap. 16,1867. HEAD QUARTERS • FOR • NEW GOODS. D. P. CWlrd INFORMS THE PUBLIC THAT HE HAS JUST OPENED A SPLENDIE STOCK of NEW GOODS THAT CAN'T BE BEAT IN CHEAPNESS AND QUALITY. COME AND SEE. D. P. qw.tw, Huntingdon, np. 16, '67. pAPER ! PAPER! ! PAPER I!! Tracing Paper, Impression Paper, Drawing Paper, Deed Paper, Tissue Paper, Silk Paper for Flow era, Perforated Paper, Belard Doard, tat Cap Paper, Foolscap Paper, Letter Paper, Commercial Note Parlor, Lunen' Oft Edged Lotter and Note paper, Lames' nab, nml Fancy Not. Paper, White and ColorOd Card Paper, in Packs and Skets, For Hale nt LEWP6' Book, Stationery and Music Store. A c L KINDSOFCBACKERS a ne' an tly on hand nt CUNNINGHAM &CAIDION'S. -PERSEVERE.- Ely 05,Loie. HUNTINGDON, PA. THE LIST OF PRESIDENTS, Grout Washington was number ono, Theo Senator Adams next came on; Jefferson made the number three, Then Madison the fourth was he; Monroe the fifth to him succeeds, And sixth the Junior Adams lends; Then seventh Andrew Jackson came, And eighth we Gaunt Van Boron's name; Then Harrison is made number nine, And tenth John Tyler filled the line; Polk was the eleventh as wo know, The' twelfth- was Taylor in the row. Fillmore the thirteenth took his place, And Pierce was fourteenth in the race; Buchanan the fifteenth is seen, Then Lincoln as sixteenth came in. Johnson the :eventeenth and last, Still lives to close the illustrious past; Now let us stop until we see Who our next President will be. Cheerful Sundays. I can never toll why country clergy men do not shut up their. .ckurches in summer, and selecting some lovely grove, there talk, not "preach," to their people. Where could be the harm of letting "the Jews" and the "doctrines" alone till cold weather? and giving now and then a natural "burst" horn of the woods, and hills, and streams? Every summer how I long, as I travel about, and these lovely calm sweet Sabbaths dawn upon us, to have an out-of-door church. Nor would it distress my sanc tity to see the liTtle children rambling round us—now listening to catch a word, now straying off to pluck a flow er, now spell-bound by the sweet hymn, as the leaves whisper to each other, "Glory to God in the highest; peace on. earth and good will to men." No ad monishing hand should be laid by me on their little shoulders with the petri fying announcement, so impossible for young childhood to understand, "You must not run—it is Sunday." "You must not play—it is Sunday." "You must not laugh—it is Sunday?' flow can a little child, of four or five years, keep from "laughing" because it is Sunday ? how can he keep his little busy, restless hands folded, while birds are singing and leaves are dancing, and the brooks are sparkling in the sunlight, and earth is as fide as his own sweet happy face. Oh, don't make him hate Sunday by this mistaken method of teaching him to keep it holy. Don't begin so early to make him a little hypocrite. You will soon find in his pocket strings and balls, and pins, and dead bugs, and every other surreptitious contrivance to relieve the horrid tedium of such a "Sunday." Do you never, my good sir or madam, get up later and go to bed earlier on that day than any other? Do you never sleep away its noonday hours because your mind gets weary with prolonged reading? Do you nev er, under the disguise of a ride, or a beautiful Sunday, think it best to go to a more distant church than sour own chosen one to hear preaching? Do you, who exact of your restless child such motionless propriety in those hours, never stray off yourself to discuss warm political questions, or vexed business matters, with your next neighbor? Look closely into these points before settling your children's programme for the Sabbath hours. Should not the Sabbath bo "a de light?" and is this the way to make it so? Will there not wino to children so man aged a terrible rebound of license and lawlessness when they are out of lead ing strings? / think so; and it is be cause I think so, because I have so of ten seen it, that I beg these well-moan ing but mistaken parents to consider a little if what I say may not be true. Any thing seems to mo preferable to this compulsory Sabbatism of young childhood. Any thing better than hear ing a little child so brought up say sor rowfully, "oh, dear, it is Sunday again." Oh, putdown that Scott's Commentary you are already half asleep over, and take that disgusted, Weary little child by the hand, and walk out into the fields with it, and show it God's won derful workmanship in the varieties of trees, leaves and flowers. Do you call that "wicked ?" I tell you it is much more wicked to make a sanctimonious hypocrite of a little creature, whose heart is so bursting with love and glee that you might as well try to stop the birds from singing till Monday as to repress its utterance because "it is 'Sunday." Sunday? why, on Sunday throw open all the blinds instead of closing them, as if joy lay coffined and shroud ed within, as truly it often does with these mistaken people. Sunday? why, on every mantel and table lay bright odorous flowers. Sunday? always have something very nice for the little pal ate to mark the day; prepared on Sat urday it you choose, but have it. Sun day ? why, give your children twdnty kisses on that day over and above every other day in the week. Look more smilingon that day. Speak more cheer fully. Devote yourself to happifying your house and your children instead of groaning over"Doddridge's Rise and Progress," and calling yourself "a-mis erablo sinner," as indeed you are Try to mend matters, if you are sincere, by active "piety" such as this. Lot your children look back from a serene old age upon happy—happy Sundays; instead of feeling even at that late day, when its light dawns upon them, an impulse to escape its rigidity and tedium. It is because I love the day and its sweet calm' hours. that I ask this. It is because I want' those chil dren to havo this home anchor to keep them from straying into We paths of lawlessness and license in after years. it is because God is love that .1 dread ' your teaching your children 10 run away from him instead of into his open arms. FANNY FERN. A Laughing Deacon. Beecher, in his now novel, thus do , lineates the character of a laughing Deacon. Some genuine model doubt less sits for the portrait : "flow they over made a Deacon out of Jerry Marble I never could imagine! His was the kindest :heart that over bubbled and run, over. Ho was tough, elastic, incessantly. active,• and ,a pro digious worker,, He. seemed not to tire, but after. the longest day's toil he sprang up tho moment he had done with work, as if ho wore a fine steel spring. A few hours sleep sufficed him, and lie saw the morning stars the year round ? .11is weezeneeface was leath er color, ,but forever dimpling and changing to keep 'some sort of congru ity bet Ween itself and his eyes that winked and blinked and split all over with merry good nature. Ho always seemed afflicted when obliged to keep sober. He lied been known to laugh in meeting on several occasions, al though ho ran• his face between-his handkerchief and coughed, as if that was the matter, yet nobody believed it. Once, on a hot summer day, he saw Deacon Trowbridge—a sober and fat man of groat sobriety—gradually as cending from the bodily state into that spiritual condition entitled sleep. Ho was blameless of the act. lie had struggled against the temptation with the whole virtue of a deacon. Ho had stirred himself up and fixed his eyes on the minister with intense firmness, only to have them grow gradually nar rower and milder. If he held his head up firmly, it would, with a sudden lapse, lid( away over backward. If ho loaned it a little forward; it would drop suddenly on his bosom. At each nod, recovering himself, ho would,nod again with his eyes wide open to impress, upon the boys that he did it on pur pose at both times. In what other painful events of life has a good man so little sympathy as when overcome with sleep in meeting time? Against this insidious seduc tion ho arrays every conceivable resis tance. Ile stands up a while; hopinchos himself or pricks himself with pins. Ho looks up helplessly to the pulpit, as if succor :night possibly come from thence. He crosses his legs uncomfortably, and attempts to recite catechism or the multiplication table. He seizes a lan guid fan, which treacherously leaves him in a calm. He tries to reason, to notice the phenomena. Oh, that one could carry his pew to bed with him ! What tossing wakefulness ! what fiery chase efter.somnolcncy ! In his law ful bed a man cannot sleep, and in his pew he cannot keep awake ! Happy man who does not sleep in church ! Deacon Trowbridge was not that man. Deacon Marble was ! Deacon Marble witnessed the con flict we have sketched above, and when good Mr. Trowbridge gave his next j lurch, recovering himself with a snort, and then drew out a rod handkerchief and blew his nose .with a loud imita. tion, as if to let the boys know that ho had not been asleep, poor Deacon Mar ble was brought to a sore strait. But I have reason to think that he would have weathered the stress if it had not been for a sweet faced little boy in front of the gallery. The lad had boon innocently watch ing the same scone, and at its climax laughed out loud, with a frank and musical explosion, and then suddenly disappeared into his mother lap. That laugh was just too much, and Deacon Marble could no more help laughing than could Deacon Trowbridge help sleeping. Nor could he conceal it. Though he coughed, and put up his handkerchief and hemmed—it was a laugh, deacon !—and every boy in the house know it, and liked you better for it—so inexperienced were they! SLEEPING EQUALITY.-The Enter. prise . (Miss.) Star tolls a good story of Rev. Mr. Talley, of the Methodist Church, who recently began in his pul pit ministrations the doctrine of the perfect equality of the negro and the white man. As a result, ho was lion• ized by the "darkeys." An old gentle man of the white persuasion, rehiding in the neighborhood where this inis• sionary of equality was laboring, saw proper to doubt Mr. Talley's sincerity, and told a favorite boy—an old Limo house and body servant, who had im bibed great confidence in Mr. Talley as a sincere confidence man—that ho had as well keep his money, if lie in tended to give Mr. Talley any, until he could test his sincerity. A new idea struck Jack. Mr. Talley was to stay all night at Jack's master's. When he retired to bed, Jack accompanied• the reveremi gentleman to his room and held him in long conversation on the equality doctrine, until Mr. Talley was fully committed to it, and thoroughly sleepy, ho took off his coat ready for bed; so did Jack. Boots came nett; so did Jack's. Talley's pants off; Jack's ditto. In jumped Mr. Talley into bed, pulling the drollery of his couch Itround- "Look hero, Jack, what era you up to ?" quoth Mr. Talley. "Nuffin 'tall, sir. rso gain' to be 'dowu to' sorne4n, dot's all," replied Jack. "What's that you aro going to be 'down to' ?" saith his reverence. Well I'so going to bed wid you, dot's all dar is about it. I is jests gocd as you is acording to de Lord's gospel by you, and I is tired of sleeping wid myself in the shuck pen. So I is gwine to sleep wid you in toaster's bed," said Jack. Mr. Talley took a deliberate, indig nant survey of Jack from bead to foot, jumped out of bed, and irreverently Said what the soldier always says of mule, and skedaddled ! • CREDIT-A wise provision by which dheriN nod CODHLIbief3 got a living. TERMS, $2,00 a year in advance. The Importance of Learning a Trade, We do not intend, under this bead ing, to speak of the iinportance. of be coming an apprentice to any mechan ical business, but of the importance of learning—acquiring—a trade, of be coming-a workman at the business chosen. It is not enough that a young man goes into a shop,and works for a longer or a shorter period as a neo phyte, but that he becomes master of the' rudiments: of his business. The country is filled with unfinished me chanics, every trade is overburdened with the miserable hange'rs on who, professing a knowledge of a business, bring it into disrepute by their incom petency., : There is.no bond in this country, by which a master can control the time cif an apprentice - for a period sufficient to remunerate the employer for tho losses sustained-in the early stages of the apprenticeship, or to give the apprentice a proper knowledge of his business. The apprentice is free to leave his master and employment, whenever, in his' opinton, he has col lected scraps enough of superficial knowledge to set up as an independ ent worker. He becomes dissratisfied with the character of his work or the amount of compensation, and finding other tPork and largo pay; he quits his master's employment just when his servicog have begun to be valuable, thus committing a fraud upon his em ployer and doing a great injury to him self'. In no case is the term required to learn a trade too long. According to the value and difficulties of the busi ness, it varies from three to seven years, and the most, faithful and obser vant apprentice, after having filled his full term of apprenticeship, finds he has much to learn before he can hon estly claim to be entirely and thorough ly competent. For at least a few months the apprentice is a constant source of anxiety and expense. From want ex perience, or from heedlessness, or dis like to the particular job given him, ho breaks tools and ruins work enough in a week to cover all the profits of 'his work for months. The employer bears with this, patiently or impatiently as the case may be, in the hope that dur ing the last part of the novitiate's ap prenticeship he may reap some return from the profits of his work. Under such circumstances it must be very vexatious to have an apprentice leave just when ho is becoming, in some measure, useful. Yet it is a common occurrence in this country. Apprenti-. ces seem too often-to be devoid of con science and wanting in the principles of common honesty. Nor is such conduct of any real, per manent advantage to the apprentice. Ho becomes the Bohemian of the workshop, a waif driven hither and thither, having a smattering of knowl edge and yet understanding no ono thing thoroughly. ILis services aro not sought ; ho is only a "Sack-at-a-pinch," to be used merely to fill a space other wise empty. Scores of such half-back ed mechanics'ean bo picked up any day ; they infest shops, torment em ployers, and disgrace the business they falsely profess to understand. They are industrial vagrants, if such a term is pormissable, to be shunned and des pised by every honorable workman. "Unstable as water, they cannot ex• eel." The ambition of the approntioo to bo ranked among journeymen is a lauda ble ono when properly directed, )ut it can only be realized by an honest and persistent sticking to his obvious and plain duties. If ho ever expects to teach ho must first be taught; if he desires to direct ho should submit to direction. What this country needs in the indus trial arts is finished workmen. They are scarce and always in demnd. A competent and intelligent workmen is seldom wanting a good job. When business is slack the incompetents are first discharged, while the valuable workman is kept often at a serious pe cuniary loss to his employer, simply because it is difficult to fill his place. These considerations have nothing new in them, but because they aro so triteand hackneyed they are not enough considered by apprentices. We Earn estly invite their attention to the sub ject, believing it will be to their pres ent and prospective advantage to deal honestly in this as well as other re spects.—Scientifie American. trk_Women are more like flowers than wo think. in their dress and ad ornment they express their natures, as the flowers do in their petals and colors. Some women aro like the mod est daisies and violets ; they never look or feel better than when dressed in a morning wrapper. Others aro not themselves unless they can flame out in gorgeous dress, nice the tulip or blue rose. Who has not seen women just like white lillios 7, We know sev eral double marigolds and poppies. There arc women fit only for velvets like the dahlias, others are graceful and airy like azleas. Now and then you see hollyhocks and sun flowers. When women aro free to dress as they like, uncontrolled by others, and not limited by their circumstances they do . not fail to express their true character, and dress becomes a form of expres sion very generidly and usefully. . Tho Boston Commercial has is sued the following dietary Dancers should make a light supper of fish-balls and pigeon's wings. Land surveyors need stakes and perch. Skaters must have ice water, and may occasionally havo souco. Men of intemperate habits must avoid corned moat and ale wives. Toaelicrs of /anglng° may bo said to livo on tongues and sounds. Carpenters, should have plane, food. Dentists like something that's fill- TI-1= JOB PRINTING OFFICE, LOBE JOB OFFICE" the most complete of any in the country, and pos. +o •s the mo , t ample facilities for promptly executing in the best Style, every variety of Job Printing, such as II AND BTUS, • C RC Li T.ARS, BILL HEADS,- . - POSTERS; CARDS, NO. 10. CALL ApDEXASInfe epPCIIIENS OP NOEL, LEWIS' BOOK, STATIONERY & MUSIO STORK Mit Pinar itoll,shnt. fret° A little man in the 'West of Ma ryland rushed to the Potomac river last Summer, swearing that he would drown himself:" ;When he had waded in to' the depth of his waist; his wife, whohad , followed him, seized him by the hair of the bead, and then, as a Spectator ,deseribeti it, "she fed him back until he `had reached a place where the water 'Was about .two feet deep, where she'pulled him over back wards, 'sousing his head' Under, 'and then pulling his head -up ' - ciain. ‘DroW.n yourself, (down he wont,) leav ing me to take care of the ,vhildren, (another plunge,) get.clrunk - , ;:another souse,) and startfor the river. (Ano ther d i p.) Better - use -- trie - r - rwater - i stead of the rum., (Another; dip. anti shake of the head.) learn you to • leave me a Widow !' After sousing him . to .her heart's content, she led him out a better ;if nota..wiser man, and escorting him . to the •house, shut the door." . • Vir A' jealotie man, Wi:10, was on a visit to London, wiis incluebd to call on a clairVoyant to ascertain what ,his wifo was doing at her residence, some ninety Miles away. -,' 'She is sitting in her parlor,' said the lady, and - she looks out of the window as-if in expectation.' " 'Strange,' said the gentleman, 'whom can she expect ?' 'Some one 'enters the door, she sees him .a.nd caresses him fondly.' 'Horrible interrupted the gentle man,lhinking- of the divorce court. 'Now he laye hiB head:•on hei lap, and looks up tenderly into her eyes.' 'Dreadful I, sho shall suffer for this! ..'Now - he wags his bushy tail:. And a's this explained the story, old Jealousy decamped, and resolved not, to be inquisitive again in regard to his wife. • Be- "Dr. Kalahnm, d'ye think my darter will got well ?" "Woll, if pho don't git no wuss, and does gil, sum better, she may possibly git over it. You see, she's:afflicted with a concatenation of tho 'metacarpi al flummix, which extends fimin the neboseis to the inferior lobe of the an terior revolution of tho ocouput. No thin kin help her but calomel and per simmons taken jintly both together— a spoonful, more or less, according to the symptoms, every other day oft, and on. Them will oventooaly put her out of pain into a sweat, and restoro healthy aetionOf the minor pedals, and reduce the encyclopedia of tho neural gic diaphragm, immediately under the left side of the right eye." "Lora mercy I such larnin' ! who'd al.hunk it!" Ile - A Yankee youth and a pretty girl'sat facing each other at a husking party. The youth, smitten with the charms of the maiden, only ventured a shy look, and now and then touched Patty's feet under the table. The girl, determined to make the youth express what he so warmly felt; bore with these advances a little while in silence, when she cried 'out, "Look - here I if you love me, say so, but don't dirty my stockings." rer.A religious paper in Boston is responsible for the following : "An old, lady who was about to breathe her last, received a call from-an acquaint ance ignorant of her mortal illness.— The answer sent down from the cham ber of the departing sufferer was mom, orably unique : 'Madam sends her compliments to Madam --, but begs to be excused, as she is engaged in'dy, ing' " tom, Education is a companion that no misfortune can depress; no clime destroy, no enemy alienate, no despot ism enslave. At home a friend, abroad an introduction, in solitude a solace, in society an ornament: It 'chastens vice, it guides virtue, it gives 'grace and government to genius. Without it what is man ? A splendidslave, va cillating between the dignity of an in telligence derived from God, and the degradation of brutal passions.' m"Doctor, what should you ad vise me to take for my stomach ?" ask ed a patient. "You ought to take an aromatic," replied the disciple of Esoulapius. "A narrow mattock !" exclaimed tho affrighted patient. "I must continua to suffer, then ; for I never yet saw a mattock narrow enough to swallow." ter An Irishman, having arrived in this country, struck across the fields in search of employment. While ascend ing a hill ho suddenly came to a stand still at the sight of a turtle, slowly wending its way. Pat, never having seen the animal before., exclaimed : wither i the divil of a coun thry is this where the snuff boxes walk Ile" A - young lady was alighting from a stage coach, when a ribbon felt from her bonnet into the bottom of carriage. "You have Ipft your bow behind,' remarked a lady passenger. "No, I haven't; he's gone fi,fishine innocently exclaimed the 41118 . 4 ' W A little girl of three years wag saying hor prayers not long since,. when her little brother about four years old, came slyly behind hor and pulled her hair. Without moving her head, she paused, and said: "Please, Lord, excuse me a minute while I r dick Herby." vs_ Men aro like bugles; the more brass they contain the more noise they make, and the farther you can hear, them. Ladies aro like violets; the more modest and retiring they appear the better you like thorn. We- Never condemn a friond un heard, or without, letting him know his accuser or his crime. rtm, Beer fills many a bottle, and they bottlo fills many a, bier. BALL TICItETS; PROGRAMMES, BLANKS, LABELS, &C., &C.,. &C