TERMS OF THE GLOBE Per ammo in advance 312 months Mune mouths =I 1 insertion Ills square, (10 liues,)or ifIRS $ 75.... Two squares 1 50... Titre, equsret, 3 ~,,m tith n in": 101,4. It zouti.o. .1.0 un gID (AI 0 le P , orao. m 1.. S DMZ= rI / c , u ~ttlor 8 00. 12 00 —.20 nit Foul s•visr , + 1000. 1 00 •" 00 llolf a column 15 00 0 0 00. ..... ....30 00 One column 0 0 00 "5 00.... ..... .82 00 Professional and llttsineis Cards not exceeding six. lines, •On year $5 00 Administrators' and Executors' Notices, $2 50 .Auditors' Notices. ' 2 00 'Verity. or nth. r.port Notices 1 50 AKilt - Ton line.; of nonpareil make a minorro. About elv.lit words coiat Rata a line, an that any person can ea. sily calculate a square in manuscr•pt. Advertisements not marked with the number of ineer tions desired, will be continued till forbid and charged ac cording to these term.. Orr prices Tor the printing of Thank., Handbills, etc are reasonably low, PROFESSIONAL & numnss CARDS PRR R. R WlESTLlNGinoßtrespect _ fully tenders Ills professional services to the citizens inntingdon and vicinity. Office that of the lute Dr. Snare. TAR. A. B: BRUM.BAUGLII, Having permanently located at Huntingdon, offers his professional services to the community. • Office, the earns ao that lately occupied by Dr. Laden nn Hill etre-et. ap10,18613 TIIL. JOHN McOULLOOH, offers his 1../ professional sonless to the citizens of Huntingdon and vicinity. Office on Hill street, sine door east of Heed's sDmgEtoce. Aug. 25, '55. Ti ALLISON MILLER ; Dk YTis 2 1 , reamed to the DMA Row oppeatspe Court Ileum April 13, 1659. E. GREENE; so • DRNTIST. Oflice removed t. Lelderlo Now IEII street, Huntingdon. July 31,186 T. EXCHANGE HOTEL THE subscribers having leased this Hotel, lately occupied by 31r.11InNulty, are prepared to accommodate etre° gers, travelers, and Citi7oo9 in good et 3 le. Every effort shall be made on onr part to make all who atop with us feel at horns. AULTZ & FEE, mfty2,lB6E ,Proprietor.. WASHINGTON HOTEL. Thu undersigned respectfully Int; mins the citizens of liuntingdon comity and the traveling public generally that be has leased the Washington Hence on the cor ner of !Mend Charles street, in the borough of lion. tingdon. and lie is prepared to accommodate all mho niey Yavor him with a call. Will be picasod to receive, a liber al share of public patronage. ALMMLiTUS LETTERMAN. Ally 31, '67—tf. MORRISON HOUSE, 3E3C - uaatiaagcicon., T HAVE purchased arid entirely rou x ovated the large stone and brick building opposite the Pennsylvania Railroad Depot. anti have now opened it for the accommodation of the traveling public. The Car pets, Furniture. Beds and Bedding ore all entirely new and eines, and I stn safe in raying that I coo oiler ac commodations not excelled in Central Pennsylvania. 4D-1 refer to my patrons who hove formerly known tne oldie in charge of the Broad Top City Hotel and Jack. eon (louse. JOSEPH 310111t1SON. May 10, 166f,tf. AC. CLARKE, AGENT, • Wholesale neal Detail Dealer In all kinds of t irOa l ilagOP HUNTINGDON, PA. Neat door to the Franklin House, in the Diamond. Country iracie applied. spina WATCHES AND JEWELRY. ii vARON STEWARD, WATCHM AK tat. :ur cemur to Geo. W. Swartz, IWs opensd at tis old tn.: 011 Hill street, op. ;mite Brown's hardware store, a stock of all hinds of goads belonging to the trade Watch and lock Repining promptly attended .to by practical bot Moen. Huntingdon, April 10.6 m MILTON S LYTLE, ATTORNEY AT LA TV, =I Prompt attention given to all leg•d litednivei entrusted tp his taro. eloims of soldiers and soldiers heirs ag tio-t tin Government collected without deity. 801'4'00 K. ALLEN LOVELL, ATTORNEY AT LAW, HUNTINGDON, PA. Prompt attention will be given to all te=al butinessen trusted to his cats. Military and other claims of snl diets and their heirs eganist the State or Government collected without OFFICE—In tha ltrteb Rote, opposite the Coast Home Jan.1.1b67 McM.URTRIE, ATTORNEY AT LATV, Office on Hill street. mONTINGDON, PA. Prompt attention will be given to the prosecution of the claims of soldiers and soldiers' heirs, against the GOV. eminent. au22,186t3 ..101121 sorr, TIMM T. BROWN, JOAN 11. BAILEY re name of this firm has been chang ed from SCOT r h BROWN, to SCOTT, BROWN /k BAILEY, 'under which name they will hereafter conduct their .practice aa ATTORNEYS AT LA w, lIIINTINGDON, PA. PENSIONS, and all claims of soldiara and soldiers . helm -against the Government, will be promptly prosacutcd. May 17, 1861-tl. • AGENCY, FOR COLLECTING SOLDIERS CLAIMS, BOUNTY, BACK PAY AND PENSIONS. LL who may have any claims a galnet the Government for Bounty, Back Pay and enemas, can bare their claims promptly collocted by op ,plylng either in perta..l or by letter to W. H. WOODS, Attorney at Law, Huntingdon, Pa. August 12, 1863. JOHN DARN, W. U. WOODS, P. X HARE, W. P. 31 7 14170111E1 JOHN BARE, & CO., Bankers, 3EE - txxatiaa t s-dicazi, Pct. Solicit accmots front Banks, Bankets & others. Inter est allowed on Deposits. All kinds of Securities, bought and sold for the usual commission. Special attention given to Government Securities. Collections made on all points. Voreona depositing Gold and Silver will receive the same in return with interest. Oct. 17, IW—tr. 6ratuitotts `Attbertistmcnts. [774e,follosoing Card: are published gratuitously. Allude and business men generally who d, ertise liberally in the 001 100 s of Tub GLogs for sir mon t hs or longer, will Ante their Curds inserted here during the continuance of theiradrcrlaement.- Otherwise, special Business andsin• Aerial at the usual rates ] TAR. WM. BREWSTER, Huntingdon fJ [Cures by Elictropathy.] M. GREENE, Dealer in Musie,mu eica%lnetrumente, boAing3l achines. Ihmtmagdoo riONNELL & KLINE, PHOTOGRAPHERS, Huntingdon, WM. LEWIS, Dealer in Books, Statinue— •-11 Musical Instru meats. linntingdon, la GREENBERG, merchant Tailor, Huntingdon, Pa y'CAIiAN & SON, proprietors of Juniata team Nail 31111, Huntingdon. I M. GREEN E & F. 0. BEAVER . Plain and Orammenttl Marble Alm:lecturers. IV TM. WILLIAMS, v v Plain and ilrnamenLal Malbla Manufnetin I A nEs tthiGExs. Manufacturer of ty Furniture null Cabinet Ware, Huntingdou, Pa J WISP, Nlttikufavturer:f Furni two, 3c. linnungdon. Undertaking attended to sale !X7 11A R and Inuit As U 1 1 i 3, )11))0 domesticV Purduarr. Cutlery, street. lluntinklon. TAMES A. BROWN, Dealer in Ilardwara Cutlery, Pairetr,l)r, &e., Hunt irets, 42 00 . 1 00 2 do. 3 dol .11 0 5 fl 50 .200 300 BEI WM. LEWIS, HUGH LINDSAY, Publishers VOL, XXI IL WM. AFRICA, - Dealer in Boots and Shoee,in the Diamond, Ilautingdon, Pa. JOHN H. 'WESTBROOK, Dealer in Boots, Shoe., Hosiery, Confectionery, Huntingdon. GEO. SHAEFFER, dealer in Booth, Shoe% Gaiterh, &c., !Muth/pion. nichla ly. AL. LEWIS, Who!oink and retail . Merchant, Mister's Nov Builtifog, Huntingdon. JOHNSTON & WATTSON, Morel ante, Hain et., east of Washington natal, Hunt!neva f_ILAZIER & BRO , Retail Mer it...A cbanta, Washington et., near tha jail, Huntingdon. ZYENTER, Dealer in Groceries and • Provialono 44,111 Ictodet, Huntingdon, ,'n.. to OHM. & MILLER, Dealers in' Dry it/Goods, Queeneware, Grocorie., Ilunzlngdon. ions. MARCH bBRO. • Dealers in Dry goods, Queenswers, Hardware, Boots, Shoes, &c. • CUNNINGHAM & CARMON, Merclianta,, auntingdoo, Pa. TT ROMAN, N p . Dealer in lady Made Clothing, Irate and Cep, D GIVIN, Dealer In Dry Goode, Groceries, Hardware, Queens ware, Hats and Caps, Boots and Shoes, &c. Huntingdon Q E. lIEN-1137 & CO., Wholesale and kJ. Retail Dealers in Dry Goode. Groceries, Hardware, Gueensware, and provision of all kinds, Huntingdon. ENVELOPES- By the box, pack, or lets quautity, for age at LEWIS' BOOK: .AND STATIONERY STORE. tar For neat JOB PRINTING, call at the "GLOBE Jo PRINTINO en/CE," at Hun tingdon, Pa N EW BOOT AND SHOE STORE WM. AFRICA linforms the public that ho has Just .a ft opened at his old stand in the Diamond, tluntiagdon, A Fine Assortment of all kinds of BOOTS AND SHOES, For Ladles. Gentlemen and Children. MI of which he %ill VII at fair prices. Quick sates and small pr fits. Call and examine my etoch. Manufacturing nail !inputting clone to order no usual. liuntangdoit, May 1, laei. • fal GEO. SHAEFFER ' '' ' '"littv,Just returned from tile east xitli 0441* SPLENDID STOCK BOOTS, SEIOES, GAITERS, &a, Which ho offers to the inhoectixi of his customers nod the public ueneially. Ito n ill sell his idecii of the most REASONABLE PRICES, and tlioo al a purchmo once will lamely call again. B 0 - 0 s 5 STIOE IT.SI)E - 10 ORDER, and REPAIRING dons in the neatest and most expedi tions. mitier. Call upon Mr. Schnell'. r at lie shop on 11111 street, a few doors west of the Diamond. niy2 LUMBER SOLD ON COIMISSION, S. E HENRY & CO., Aro rcoallng all l‘itlpi of LUMBER. comprising all the daferaut graded of BOA BDS. • FRAME STUFF. JOINT AND LAP SHINGLES, PLASTERING LATH, PLANK, WORKED FLOORING, • rIATIIER BOARDING, FENCING, RAILING, Ac., dc., Ac. Which will bo sold at Oiecs at tho mill with freight loa ded. no 7 IF "KCIIICT NATALIVriI A GOOD PHOTOGRAPH LIKENESS, CALL AT DONNELL & KLINE'S PHOTOGRAPH GALLERY On Hill Street, two doors west of _Lewis' Book Store. CALL AND SEE SPECIMENS. Huntingdon, Oct 4, '6E,tf. IVIC:ODT3O -1 2" ECONOMY IS MONEY SAVED ! The subset fiber is permanently located in Huntingdon, ad is prepared to purchase, or repair to rhoX beat style, and expeditiously, broken UMBRELLAS AND PARASOLS. All articles intrusted to him will be returned to the residence of the owner as noon as repaired. Umbrellas and parasols for repair can be left at hie residence on St. Clair street near Benedict's. may2.lB66tf W3f.FIiNTIHAR. BOOKS AND STATIONERY.- A good assortment of miscellaneous and Schoo Books—Foolscap, Letter, Commercial and Note Paper— Plain end Fancy Envelopes—Red, Blue and Black Inke— Blank Books of nnmerous sizes—Pens, Pencils, Pocket and Drek inkstands, and every other article usually found in a Book and Stationery Store, can bo had at fair prices at LEWIS' BOOK. STATIONERY & MUSIC STORE. HANS. HAMS. Plain and canvas sugar cured llarnaLthe hest fu mar ket—whulo or died, fur rale at Lewis' Family Grocery COFFEES, SUGARS AND TEAS. ALL THE MOILS KINDS FOR SALE At Lewis' Family Grocery. SOAPS AND CANDLES. NI, nailing and Todettioare—tho best kinds—for sale at L r Wm C. CO'S PA MI by GROCERY. VERY FAMILY w,ii find at Lewis' Fatally Grocery, or g - y aria., milady kept in drat clan Urucury Mures. Oat tar what 3 uu want. :MOLASSES AND SYRUPS! Let oriug,'a debt and other syrups, Now Orloane, Porto Rico and Pups Gouge litelasaeb, for sale at Lewis Faintly Grocery. fIUSINESS MEN, TAKE NOTICE! 1) II ,uu %%ant 3 our card neatly iniuted on covet epee, c.. 11 nt LEW !S . 130 Chi. STATIONERY STEOR A S S I ilI El I E S.—A choice lot of ./l•lack and juicy l'u•r n ueres tut CUNNINUIIAM & CARMON'S. `LL KINDS OF TOBACCO ji L wbole,dr and rotaii. at CUNN (NU ii & CARMON'S. CHEESE. CHEESE. The bent atwa3e fur sale at LEWIS' FAMILY FUICEFry. A LI, KIN DS OF CRACKERS oonwt' LY . lFNl ft .'kr i HAM & GAMMON'S. ' -.... ~.?f , *'''ls., ;p t ... ,fts.... ,•• ~ ,w.,115.. jria„.. . . 1 ~ . , ~ -. -- .. _ ` -- ....:,z2 , ..,. , .._"7 - - , .... - -..-;. - Q4-k NX-' , ,- - ' • --- 5. ......7. 7 •1.4f•1'1-- -:- ;1:::- , t - ' - ' , -' l -: . `,; , . , t; - .'': ls- . : ::Z ' ' . IL \ . • , : . .le , .... , -4k i - ' :-- " Df. z&Z. -- N - k;- , . - :i - : --, A'%"-:i,-titg-'• - fF-ia - s-:AA - izii---?._ .--: ‘•:= :, ' t, '" ,2 •1",, ,,,, tm,...1k - ,...1-",..:: . --o_r\-" , _, ..r....;!::-.1.? - w,: r. 4 . 4 4 - R4 ,- .. „ .•:' , 6,,. - - - -: - - - -.00 1 :--('-'*'-'75..',.,,,,,,t- - , F , ,,,:,,.... * -:.... 2..;.,,,,....,• , . • -•• ,-..,.--,,..„-'"- - .. ......r • 8 7 . - -.44.'„v,,,,., ---''' ,: '..';_.„ i' • ( • \ er"..... - . . e'.. !Pr • .. .i.t.. . ..- • . HUNTINGDON, PA., WEDNESDAY, SEPTEMBER 4. 18G7. 05,1,0i,e, HUNTINGDON, PA THE OLD MAID'S WISE( Oh, weave no wedding wreath for me, But make a good, strong cup of ten. Connubial joys are all too light ; In these could I take no delight. An easy chair, a book to read, A poodle which is all I need. Then weave no wedding wreath fur me, But set the kettle on fur ten. Let foolish girls delight in beaux, Mustach.a-black, and broadcloth clothes. Bright boots, of patent leather sheen, And starched cravats, blue, pink, and green One fig Priscilla would not give Fur any "feller" that (loth live. Then weave no wedding wreath for me, But put the kettle on for tea. Then lot the servant girl prepare A supper good with needful care, And steep the aromatic leaves From China brought, (as she believes) Then shall my laugh with triumph toll, And when I hear the supper bell I'll cry, "No wedding wreath for me, But come and take a cup of tea." The Removal of General Sheridan, Correspondence Between the President and General Grant President Johnson to General Grant. EXECUTIVE MANSION, WASHINGTON, D. 0., August 17, 1867.—Dear Sir:— Before you issue instructions to carry into effect the enclosed order, I would be pleased to hear any suggestions you may deem necessary respecting the assingment to which the order refers. Truly yours, ANDREW JOHNSON. Gen. U. S. Grant, Secretary of War ad interim. The Order of Removal EXECUTIVE MANSION, WASHINGTON, D.C., August 17, 1807•—Major-General George 11. Thomas is hereby assigned to the command of the Filth Military District, created by the act of Congress passed on the second day of March, 1867. Major-General P. If. Sheridan is hereby assigned to the command of the Missouri. Major-General Winfield S Hancock is hereby assigned 1,0 the command of the Department of the Cumberland. The Secretary of War ad interim will give the necessary instructions to car ry this order into effect. ANDREW ,TOHNSON. _ General Grant to President Johnson. HEADQUARTERS ARMIES OE TOE UNI TED STATES WASHINGTON, D. C., Aug. 17, 1867. His Excellency Andrew J Anson, President of the United States —Sir am in receipt of your order of this date, directing the assignment of Gen. G-. H. Thomas to the command of the Fifth Military District, General Sheridan to the Department of the Missouri, and General Hancock to the Department of the Cumberland; also your note ofthis date (enclosing those inhtructions), saying, "Before you issue instructions to carry into effect the en closed order, I would be pleased to hear any suggestions you• may deem necessary respecting the assignments to which the order refers." I am pleased to avail myself of this invitation to urge, earnestly urge— urge in the name of a patriotic people who have sacrificed hundreds of thou sands of loyal lives, and thousands of millions of treasure to preserve the in tegrity and union of this country—that this order bo not insisted on. It is un mistakably the expressed wish of the country that General Sheridan should not be removed from his present com mand. This is a republic where the will of the people is the law of the land. I bog that their voice may be hoard. General Sheridan has performed his civil duties faithfully and intelligently. His removal will only be regarded as an effort to defeat the laws of Con gress. It will be interpreted by the unreconstructed element in the South —those who did all they could to break up this Government by arms, and now wish to be the only element consulted as to the method of restoring order— as a triumph. It will embolden them to renewed opposition to the will of the loyal masses, believing that they have the Executive with them. The services of General Thomas in battling for the Union entitle him to some consideration. He has repeated ly entered his protest against being assigned to either of the five military die' ricts,and especially to being aisign ed to relieve General Sheridan. General Hancock ought not to be removed from where he is. His de partment is a complicated one, which will take a new commander some time to become acquainted with. There are military reasons, and, above all, patriotic reasons, why this order should not be insisted on. I beg to refer to a letter, marked private, which I wrote to the President, when first consulted on the subject of the change in the War Department. It bears upon the subject of this rein° val, and I had hoped would have pre vented it. I have the horn• to be, with great respect, your obedient servant, U. S. GRANT, General United States Army, and Secretary of War aid interim. President Johnson to General Grant EXECUTIVIt MANSION, WASHINGTON, D. C., August 19, HR.—General :—I have received your communication of the 17th inst., and thank you for the promptness with which you have sub. mated your views respecting the as signments directed in my order of that date. When I stated, in my unofficial note of the 17th, that 1 would be pleased to hear any suggestions you might deem necessary upon the sub ject, it was not my intention to ask from you a formal report ; but rather -PERSEVERE.- to invite a verbal statement of any reason affecting the pubic. interests which, in your opinion, would render the order inexpedient. Inasmuch, how ever, as you have embodied your sug gestions in a written communication, it is proper that I should make some reply. You earnestly urge that the order be not insisted on, remarking that "it, is unmistakably the expressed wish of the country that General Sheridan should not be removed from his pres ent command." While I am cognizant of' the efforts that have been made to retain General Sheridan in command of the Fifth Military District, I Ma. not aware that the question has ever been submitted to the people themselves for determination. It certainly would bo unjust to the army to assume that, in the opinion of the nation, he alone is capable of commanding the States of Louisiana and Texas, and that, were ho for any cause removed, no other general in the military service of the United States would be competent to fill his place. General Thomas, whom I have designated his successor, is well known to the country. Having won high and honorable distinction in the field, he has since in the execution of the responsible duties of a department commander, exhibited great ability, sound discretion, and sterling patriot ism. He has not failed, under the most trying circumstances, to enforce the laws, to preserve peace and order, to encourage the restoration of civil authority, and to promote, as far as possible, a spirit of roconcilliation. His administration of the Department of the Cumberland will certainly compare most favorably with that of General Sheridan in the Fifth Military District. There affairs appear to he in a distur bed condition, and a bitter spirit of an tagonism seems to have resulted from General She•idan's management. Ho has rendered himself exceedingly ob. noxious by the manner in which he has exercised even the powers conferred by Congress, and still more so by a re sort to authority not granted by law nor necessary to its faithful and efli, cient execution. His rule has, in fact, been one of absolute tyranny, without reference to the principles 9f our Gov ernment or the nature of our free insti tutions. The state of affairs which has resulted from the course he has pursu ed has seriously interfered with a har monious, satisfactory and speedy exe cution of the acts of Congress, and is alone sufficient to justify a chafe. His removalitherefdra; cannot "be re- - garded as an effort to defeat the laws of Congress;" for the object is to facili tate their execution through an officer who has never failed to obey the stat utes of the land, and to exact, within his jurisdiction, a like obedience from others. It cannot "be interpreted by the unreconstructed element in the South—those who did all they could to break up this Government by arms, and now wish to be the only element consulted as to the method of restoring order—as a triumph;" for, as intelligent men, they must know that the mere change of military commanders cannot alter the law, and that General Thom as will be as much bound by its require ments as General Sheridan. It cannot "embolden them to renewed opposition to the will of the loyal masses, believ ing that they have the Executive with them; for they are perfectly familiar with the antecedents of the President, and know that he has not obstructed the faithful execution of any act of Congress, No ono, as you are aware, has a high er appreciation than myself of the ser vices of General Thomas, and no one would be less inclined to assign him to a command not entirely to his wishes. Knowing him as I do, I cannot think that he will hesitate for a moment to obey any order having in view a com plete and speedy restoration of the Union, in the preservation of which he has rendered such important and valu able services. General flancock,known to the whole country as a gallant, able, and patriot ic soldier, will, I have no doubt, sus tain his high reputation in any position to which ho may be assigned. If, as you observe, the department which ho will have is a complicated ono, I feel confident that, under the guidance and instructions of General Sherman, Gen eral Sheridan will soon become famil iar with its necessities, and will avail himself of the opportunity afforded by the Indian troubles for the display of the energy, enterprise, and daring which gave [din so enviable a reputa tion during our recent civil struggle. In assuming that it is the expressed wish of the people that General Sheri dan should not be removed from his present command, you remark that "this is a republic where the will of the people is the law of the land," and `•beg that their voice may be hoard." This is indeed a republic, based, how ever, upon a written Constitution. That Constitution is the combined and expressed will of the people, and their voice is law when reflected in the man ner which that instrument prescribes. While one of its provisions makes the President Commander-in-Chief of ).he army and navy, another requires that "ho shall take care that the laws be faithfully executed." Believing that a change in the command of the Fifth Military District is absolutely necessary for a faithful execution of t ho laws, I have issued the order which is the sub ject of this correspondence; and in thus exercising a power that inheres in the Executive, under the Constitution, as Coutmaudei•-in-Chief of the military and naval forces, I am discharging a duty required of me by the will of the nation, as formally declared in the su premo law of the land. By his oath the Executive is solemnly bound, "to the best of his ability, to preserve, pro tect, and defend the Constitution," and although in times of great exeitement it may be lost to public view, it is his duty, without regard to the consequen ces to himself, to hold sacred and to clam.° any and all of its provisions. Any other course would load to the destruction of the republic, for the Constitution once abolished, there would be no Congress for the exercise of legislative powers, no Executive to see that the laws aro faithfully execu ted, no Judiciary to afford to the citi zens protection for life, limb and prop erty. Usurpation would inevitably follow, and a despotism be fixed upon the people in violation of their com hited and expressed will. In conclusion, Pfail -to•pca'ceivo-rmy "military," "pecuniary," or "patriotic reasors" why this order should not be carried into effect. You will remem ber that in the first instance I did not consider General Sheridan the most suitable officer for the command of the Fifth Military District. This -has strengthened my convictions upon this point, and has led me to the conclusion that patriotic considerations demand that he should be superseded by an officer who, while he will faithfully ex ecute the law, will the same time give more general satisfaction to the whole people, white and black, North and South. I am, General, very respectfully yours, ANDREW JOHNSON. _ Gen. U. S. Grant, Secretary of War ad interim. A LUDICROUS SCENE.—Bishop H. U. Onderdonk was consecrated in Christ Church, Philadelpha, in 1827. At that time, there was nearly opposite to the church a very well-kept tavern of high repute. It had attached to it a spacious yard, which was used occasionally for the exhibition of "show beef," or very fat cattle. It so happened that on the day of consecration—the 25th of Octo ber—"a mammoth ox" was to be on exhibition at the tavern. A very wor thy agriculturist of an adjoining coun ty, and withal a very earnest Episco palian, who deemed it little else than heresy to deny Episcopacy, or to at tend any other than an Episcopal church, forgetting all about the conse cration, had brought his little eon of five years of age to the city to see the "big ox." Just as ho reached Arch Street, Christ Church bells struck up their jubilant chimes in honor of the occasion (not of the exhibition, but of the consecration.) Every peal smote upon the conscience of the worthy Mr. because he had forgotton the cc...ration-of the -new Bishop, and had remembered only the ox; so, with a heavy conscience, but not a word to to his son, whose little head was full with the prospective show, he hasten ed past the tavern and entered the church. Presently the organ began, and the Bishops, with the officiating Presbyters, entered the chancel array. ed in their official robes; the candi- date, a very stout man, standing in the aisle vested only in white—the rochet. Mr. D—'s little boy was perched upon the seat of the pew, and viewed the proceeding with open mouth and oyes as widely open. Soon as the or gan ceased, little D—called out so us to be heard over the church, "Pa ! Pa I where's the ox 7—there's the butchers I" HOW TO PROSPER IN BUSINESS.—In the first place, make up your mind to accomplish whatever you undertake; decide upon some particular employ ment; persevere in it. Ali difficulties are overcome by dilligonee and assidu ity. Be not afraid to work with your own hands, and dilligently, too. "A eat in gloves catches no mice." "Ile wno remains in the mill grinds not ho who goes and comes." Attend to your business, and never trust it to another. "A pot that belongs to many is ill stir red and worse boiled." Be frugal. "That which will not make a pot will make a pot-lid." "Save the pence and the pounds will take care of them selves." Be abstemious. "Who dain ties love shall beggars prove." Rise early. "The sleeping fox catches DO poultry." "Plough deep while slug gards sleep, and you will have corn to sell and keep." Treat every one with respect and civility. "Everything is gained, and nothing lost, by courtesy." Good manners insure success. never anticipate wealth from any other source than labor; especially never place do pondence upon becoming the possessor of an inheritance. "He who waits fhr dead men's shoes may have to go for a long time barefoot," "He who runs after a shadow has a wearisome race." Above all things, never despair. "God is whore He was." "Heaven helps those who help themselves." Follow implicity those precepts, and nothing can hinder you fromprosporing. IN SEASON.—WhiIo fielmbold's ad vertising agent was putting up his mammoth poster in New Haven,Conn., on a largo hoard near a bookstore, a richly dressed young lady, evidently one of the "shoddy," seeing the Ad vertisement, and supposing it to be a circus or concert, stepped into a book store where tickets are usualy sold to such entertainments, and asked the clerk for "Two tickets to Ilelmbold's Buchu," Of course the polite clerk ex plained the matter as well as possible, and the lady retired amid the sup pressed laughter of several "bloods" who were present: atir".lla, if you will giro me a peach I will be a good boy." "No, my child, you must not be good for pay; that is not right." "You don't want me to be good for nothing, do you ?" Tho number of borno3opathic physicians reported in the United States at present is said to be 8637, as compared with 46 physicians of that school in 1.?4,, TERMS, $2,00 a year in advance. The Lover and the Husband, In his "Dream of Life" 1k Marvel thus sketches, in a pleasant, vein, and with those self-conceited, humanizing incidents which have ever gained tho laughter and good will of the world, the lover and the newly married man : You grow unusually amiable and kind; you aro in earnest in your search for friends; you shako hands with your office-boy as if be were your sec ond cousin. You joke cheerfully with your washerwoman, and give her a shilling overchango and insist upon her keeping it. You tap your hack man on the shouldervery -familiarly; you tell him he is a capital 'fellow; and you don't allow him to whip his her. ses, except when driving to the post office. You even ask him tO take a glass of beer with you on some chilly evening. You drink to the'health of his wife, whereupon you drink him a very miserable man, and give him a dollar by way of consolation. You think that all the editorials in morning papers are remarkably well written whether upon your side or up on Another. You think the stock mar ket has a very cheerful look, with Erie, of which you are a large holder, down to seventy-five. You wonder why you never admired Mrs. Hemons, beforo,or Stoddard, Or RDp of the rest. You give a pleasant twirl of your fingers as you saunter along the street, and say—but not so loud as to be over heard—" She is mine! is mine !" You wonder if Frank ever loved Nel ly ode half as well as you love Madge? You feel quite sure ho never did. You can hardly conceive how it is, that Madge has not been seized before now by scores of enamored men, and borne off, like the Sabine women in Roman history. You chuckle over your future like a boy who has found a guinea in groping for a sixpeoce. You read over the marriage service, thinking of the time when you will take her hand and slip the ring upon her finger, and re peat after the clergymen, "for richer, for poorer, for bettor, for worse !" A great deal of "worse" there will be about it, you think ! Through all your heart clings to that ono sweet image of the beloved Madge as light cleaves to-day. The weeks leap up with a bound; and the months only grow long when you approach that day that is to make her yours. There aro no flowers rare enough to make boquets for her; diamond are to dim for her to wear; pearls are tame ! And after marriage the weeks are even shorter than before ; you wonder why on earth all the single men in the world do not rush tumultuously to tho altar. You look upon them all as a traveled man will look upon some con ceited Dutch boor, who has never been beyond the limit of his cabbage gar den. Married men, on the contrary, you regard as fellow-voyagers, and look upon their wives—ugly as they may he—as better than none. You blush a little at first tolling your butcher what "your wife" would like ; you bargain with the grocer for sugars and teas, and wonder if he knows you are a married man. You practice your new way of talking up on your office-boy; you tell hint that "your wife" expects him to dinner,and are astonished that he does not stare at you to hear you say it. You wonder if the people in the om nibus knew that you and Madge are just married; and if the driver knows the shilling,you band him is for "self and wife ?" You wonder if anybody was ever so happy before, or ever will be so happy again ? You cuter your name upon the Ho tel book as Clarence and lady ; and come back to look at it, wondering if anybody else had noticed it, and thinking that it looks remarkably well. You cannot help thinking that every third man you meet in the hall wishes he possessed your wife—nor do you think it very sinful in him to wish it. You tear it is placing temptation in the way ofcovetous men to put Madge's little gaiter outside the chamber door at night. Your home, when it is entered, is just what it should be—quite small, with everything she wishes. The sun strikes it in the happiest possible way, the piano is the sweetest possible toned in the world, the library is stocked to a charm, and Madge—that blessed wife—is there, adornding and giving life to it all. To think, oven, of her possible death is a suffering you class •vith the fortunes of the Inqusition. You grow twain of heart and purpose. Smiles seem made of marriage and you wonder how you were one before. A WORD TO lIUSBANDS.-llas any body 070I' written upon the responsi bility which rests upon a husband with regard to the education Obis wife? We know what you will say about her being supposed to have - "finished her education" before marriage, and all that; and yet you and we know that she begins os now an education, with him as if she had never seen the alpha bet. His views, feelings, his ideas, are they nothing to her, if she loves him ? Years after, when they who "know her as a girl," come to talk with the matron, do they not find her husband reflected in every sentence, either for good or evil ? Of course the more strongly a woman loves the more com plete is her own identity is absorbed in her husband's. This is a point which is too much neglected by married men. A good husband is almost certain to have a good wife; and if she be "not BO good as he could wish" at the com mencement of their married life, be can soon educate her up to the proper mark. And, on the other hand, he can so educate her down as to render his house a purgatory, and, perhaps, bring upon himself and family the greatest agony and keenest pangs of disgrace which a husband or children can feel. 'l l l3._al G-I_IOI3M .108 PRINTING OFFICE. T"" GLOBE JOB' OFFICE" the most complete of any in the country. and pin. scisdea the most ample o¢ltl tied for promptly exectitint. tho but style, ovary variety of Job Printing. etch as HAND BILLS, CIRCULARS, BILL lIE ADS, ' POSTERS, CARDS I'l O. 8. CALL AND EXAMINE SPECIMENCI OP BODE, LIMIT DOOR. STATIONBRY dc MIIBIO STORK, HE HAD Hlsl.—Some years ago,in town not far from the shores of Fort Erie, lived a shoemaker named A., and a ship carpenter named B. The shoe maker was a very knowing man. He knew so much about everybody's busi ness, that he didn't attend properly ,to his own and was often a witness at court. It was his custom to work at stated times,only to disappoint his cus tomers when the day came around. The carpenter B. ordered a pair of boots, with the usual promise from A. that they would be done on a certain day. The day came, and with it came B. ,He didn't get the boots,.bui instead, received another • • AC11186.'111(3 'next and repeated visits brought a repetition of the promise, but-no boots. Finally, one day the carpenter happened in at the• . court•room Just as. the unreliable shoemaker was being sworn as a, wit ness in some case. The magistrate had barely pronounced the words, " You do . solemnly swear that you wijl testify to the truth, the whole truth and noth ing but the truth, so help you God," when the carpenter sang out at the top of his voice, "Now, old fellow, I've got you just where I want you. Now, sir,. tell me when my boots will be done." His boots were done the next time he called. SUCCESS IN LIFE.—In no department of life do men rise to eminence who have not undergone a long and diligent preparation for whatever be, the diff erence in the mental powers of individ uals, it is the cultivation of the mind alone that leads to distinction.. John Hunter was as remarkable for his-in dustry as for his talents, of ,which his museum. forms a, most °straw dinery proof. If wo look around and eon tem; plate the history of those men whose talents and acquirements we most 'es teem, we •find that their superiority of knowledge has been the result of great labor and diligence. It is an ill, founded notion to say that merit in the long ran hi neglected. It i 8 sometirries joined to circumstances that may have a little influence in counteracting it, as an unfortunate manner end temperi but it generally meets with its due re ward. The world are not fools —every, person of merit has the best chance of success; and who would be ambitious of public approbation if it had not, the power of discriminating? 'AN ELOQUENT PREACHER..—When In diana was little more than a wilderness, when Gospel-fire was poured out: in great abundance, and rhetorical figures commanded a high premium among youthful preachers. Mr. Smythe was selected to preach a sunday sermon at a catnpmeeting. The audience was large, and the occasion demanded an extraordinary effort. "Smythe was just entering upon his theological career, and the first steps were of the greatest importance. At the appointed ! I mp , Smythe took the stand, and after the usual prliminaries,opened up as follows: "Brethren and sisters, ladies and gentlemen, ifthad the world for a pul pit, the stars for an audience, my head towering far above the loftiest clouds, my arms swinging throughout immen sity, and my tongue sending forth the clarion notes of Gabriel, I'd set one foot on Greenland's icy mountains, and the other onandia's coral strand, and—and —l'd —l'd—l'd howl like a wolf." Young man, if it should ever bo your fortune to hear a woman declare that she never sews, beware! 'Shun nor as you would the chills and fever. Be insane enopgh to make such a one your wife, and, before the honey-moon is over, the horrors of buttonless shirts and hose full of holes will be upon you; your fair lady's sewing will be done by others, while she mopes in idleness or riots in fashionable dissipation. Then you may well bid farewell to all your dreams of domestic felicity; they would fade as summer flowers at the touch of frost. I have heard ladies, educated and intelligent ladies, declare with ac tual pride their ignorance of the art of cooking. They "could not make a cup of coffee to save their lives ;" and, as to their making a loaf of good bread, or cooking a simple dinner, that was out of their power. Poor, miserable unfortunates ! BEATlTY.—Soorates called Beauty a short lived tyranny; Plato, a privilege of nature ; Theophrastus,a silent cheat; Theocritus, a delightful prejudice; Carp eades, a solitary kingdom; Domitian said, that nothing was more graceful; Aristotle affirmed that beauty was bet tor than all the letters of recommen dation in the world; Homer, that,'twas a glorious gift of nature. ' and Ovid calls it a favor bestowed by the gods. But as regards the elements of beauty in woman, it is not to much to say—and who will not agree with us 7—that no woman can be beautiful by , force of features alone; there must be as well sweetness and beauty of soul. ktgL,lt is a strange delusion for men to suppose that happiness consists in riches. Contentment is not to be found in splendor and magnificence; or why is it that princess have sometimes ex! changed the grandeur of palace for the more simple enjoyments of private life? Why does the man who has grown in wealth look back to the days of his poverty and ask himself why he can not now rejoice as heartily over the much as he then did over the littier MP In these tight Mines every house keeper should practice domestic econ omy. It is a virtue no good wife will ever lose sight of, as it is the one great essential to prosperity, and insures a competence iu the future to any one who adheres to it as a principal. 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