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Our priers for the printing of Blaukn, Hailliiiitr, eta. .ace reasonably low. - PROPE.SSIONAL 4t, ItUSINESS CARDS J)R. - R. R. NV lESTLING most respect fully tenders his professional tervices to the cititeus of Ilantinadon and vicinity. 011 Ice that of the late Dr. Snare. DR. A. B: BRUMBAUGII, Having permanently located at Ilantingdon, olDen lug profe,ionnl servicee to tiicummunity. (Mice, the same no that lately occupied by Dr. Luden on 11111 ?treat. - _ stpIO,ISAG offers Ilia 1) 11 p;ur j oas ° 16 1 1T1 scr l y l ie C eft e t i3 n t i ec 4 Ptiz e en i s i' Of liuiiUngdon - Office cm Orooi. one door east of .M. , ed'a Drug Store, Ang.2S, '56. 11) ALLISON MILLER., DE VTIST, Has removed to tho hoick Row opposite the Coort House. April 13,1359. T . ( . 1-11,EENE, - Dr.:Trier. 0 0000 ty • Office removed to Leiden; Now Buildine nill street. lintitiugdon. July 51,1867. EXCHANGE HOTEL. 111" n subscribers having. leased this Hotel, Moly occupied by Ntr,:lioNulty, aro prepared to :iccommedato strangers, travelers, and citizen', in good style. Every effort shall be made on our part to make all ono stop with no feel at home. A MT A: FEE, .anay2;lB6o Proprietors. WASHINGTON HOTEL, The undersigned revectfolly ininans the citirene of 'lluntingdon county and the traveling public genie ally that he has leased the Washington Ilomo on the cor ner of Hill and Charles street, In the borough of flun tingdon. and he is prepared to accommodate all who may favor him with a call. Will be pleased to rrceire a libel , shale of public patronage. AUGUdTUS LETTERMAN. July SI, f. MORRISON HOUSE, 3X - Itaixtiza.&-clc=.3a, 3E 2 .n. HAVE purchased and entirely ren i_. °rated the largo stone and brick building opposite the Penns3hania Railroad Depot. and have now opened It for the accommodation of the traveling public. The Car pets. Furniture, Reds and Bedding ate all entirely new and first class, and I ban safe in saying that I can oiler ac- ContlllodatiollS stet excelled in Central Pennsylvania. irird refer to my patrons who have formerly known T. While in charge of the Broad Top City Motel and Jack son House. JOSEPIL awitinsoN. Nay to, 140-tr. B ZIEGLER, AGENT OF THE lycoming I ntaal Insnranco Company. U.,. ling Mity q t 1507 3m A. C. CLARKE, AGENT, - Wholesale and Retail beater in all kinds of at ) l l. 2.Wel VIDNITAOP HUNTINGDON, PA Wexi door to the Franklin Ilouve, in the Diamond. 'Chunlry trade supplied. npl7'6l WATCHES AND JEWELRY. ARON STEWARD, A.TCIIMAKEIt, ..uccessor to Goo. W. Swart., Hto! opened at his old stand on Ilill street, op- Invite Itrown's Itartionre store, n stock °fall kinds ofgoods beloot.riog to the trade. Watch v o l 11.1: Repairlnj promptly ettontlctl to 1,3 practical trot kitten. Huntingdon, April 10-13 In MILTON S. LYTLF), ATTORNEY AT iTIATV, IIEr t NTING DON, PA. Prompt attention given to nil • teg,ll husinefes entrusted to hia taro. Claim, of ooldims and soldiers' heirs ngAin,t. the Gosersinient collected without delay. sel4'o6 K. ALLEN LOVELL, - ATTORNEY AT LAW, HUNTINGDON, PA. Prompt attention mill be girrn to all legal Imams en t mimed to hi, care. Military and oilier claims of soh .tiers and their heirs against the Slate or Goveratucut collected mithout delay. OFFICE-1n the Grid; Raw, opposite the Conti Rouse jan.1.1367 MURTREE, R. ATTOBNEY AT LA TT; ranks on Hill street. HUNTINGDON, PA. Prompt attention will be given to the preveention of the claims of soldiers and soldiers• heirs, against the nment. au22,1666 MAIN SCOTT. 8.11.110 EL T. DROWN, .TOBN M. RAI= The named this firm has been chang ed from SCOTT & BROWN, to SCOTT, BROWN & BAILEY, runler which name they will hereafter conduct their practice as ATTORNEYS . ..AT LA IV, HUNTINGDON, l'A. PICNSIONS, and all claims Meoliliers and soldiers' heirs Against the Government, will be promptly prosecuted. May 17, 150.7.—tf. AGENCY, .1 - 'OR COLLECTING SOLDIERS CLAIMS, BOUNTY, BACK PAY AND FBNSIONS. LL who may have any claims a gainst the Government for Bounty, Dark Pay and . 1 . 13t , 10113 can bore their claims promptly colirctell by itri• Ping either in Per s4.l or by letter to W. H. WOODS, Attorney at Law, iluntingdon, Pa. August 12, 1863. 1311 X nkur, W. D. 'WOODS, P, IS. DARE, ly, p, DI immtrypi JOHN BARE, & CO., Bankers, :T=T - 12.31atiliagC1C)33., .3E 9 sa. Solicit accounts from Banks, 'Bankers & others. inter ,,st allowed on Deposits. Ail kinds of Securities, bought and sold for the usual commission. Special attention 'given to government Securities. Collections made on all points. Persons depositing Cold stud Silver will reccivo the same in return with interest. Oct, 11, iS6G-tf. Oratuitaus -binttistincitts. [The following Ctirds are published gratuitously. Mer chants and business men generally who adrerlise GGeraly the eoluning of T i ts Gums for six months or longer, will bate their Cards inserted here doting the continuance of their adralisement. Otherwise, :paid Business Cards la sts led at the usual rates) T ,R.Nv-iki..B RENY ST ER, Huntingdon (curt, tlictropathy.] .1J -13 31. GREENE, Dealer in 31usie,mu Elea' Inatrutnente, tiotring'H 'Huntingdon DONNELL & KLINE, I'HOTOGRAPHERS, Huntingdon, Pa IVA'. LEWIS, renter In Books, Stationer' Pna 'Musical inntru Uuutingdou, Pa. GRIENBERG, • neretAnt Huntingdon, A i r'CAIIAN Sr, SON, proprietors of 3nuiata Sitar., Pearl Mill, limiting,lei!, T di. GREENIII & 0. EVA.VER, Main .4 OrtioarotktAl "St;mattaarer's. WM. 'WILLIAMS, Plain and Ornamental Marble Manufacturer. TAMES HIGGENS, .Manufacturer of Fornitare and Cabinet Ware, Iluntlagdo», Pa. sl' CO 1 00 ' ' ',.. ' ;' ''' '''''..i..... Z ':. . N. : ' ,, , N ., -,' , ': • - • fW ~. . , •-- 7,41-4,..... - --N,. . . .... , ~ . . . ._ . , . (.. •- - • . . • . . .. .: - ...i....„1/4„.,.....4„..; -- -....... - 4 , - -----,1,..4 $2 50 2 00 50 WM. LEWIS, HUGH LINDSAY, Publishers. VOL. XXIII. T M. WISE, Manufacturer of Furni _ ture, Huntingdon. Undertoking attended to WHA RTON & MAGUIRE, Whole- Bale and retail dealer, in foreign and domestic Hard nom Cutlery, Se., "Milroy) street, Huntingdon. mclilS-13 TAILS A. BROWN, it) Dealer ill Iturthvare, Cutlery, Paint., Oil,, &a., Ilaut ingclon, Pa. M. AFRICA, Deabir in Boots and Shoes, in the Diamond, Huntingdon, Pa. JOIIN 11. IVESTBROOIi, Dealer in Boots, .Loo;, Holory, Confectioner), noutiliga.,.. GEO. SLIAEFFER, denier in boots., Shoes, °niters, Am., Huntingdon. A L. LIM'S, Wholosaio and rotail zik_. Merchant, Loi.r tern Non. Building, linntingdon. JOHNSTON WATTSON, Merel)- : 3laln it, east of \Yantdrigion'lloleOluntingdot fILAZIER & IMO , Rotail iior vl chants, 11"folliugton at., near the Jail, Huntingdon. YENTER, Dealer in Groceries and Au.Provlsions of nll Muds, Iluntingdon, P. D 011111 & MILLER, Deniers in Dry Qtlecuswure, Grocerlee, nun:indult. Cit Lcalel ß n Drs' G a:; .1 13 4 R QPtee . uswaro, Ihrdworo, Boots, Shoes, Le. • CUNNINGHAiII & CARALON, Nlerchunts, fluntinclon, ROMAN, • Denlot in Itnady :kindn Clothing, Hain nod Capp, T 1 P. GWIN, j. Dealer in Cry Coals, Orate, ins , If ardware, Queens stars, Huts Caps, Boots and Slanxi, kc. Cunt ingtion E. HENRY & CO., Wholesale and Retail Dealers in Pry Goods, Proccrieq, Hardware, Queenswaro, nod Provisions of all kinds, Huntin g don. ENVELOPES ay the box , pack, or lens q uantity, for sale at LEWIS' BOOK AND STATIONERY STORE. AZ' For neat JOB PRINTING, call at the "GLone Jon PuiNTnic OFFICE," at Hun tingdon, Pa NEW BOOT AND SHOE STORE. 1131. AFRICA Lamina tho public that he has Jut opened at his old stand In the Manumit, Hun tlagilen, A Fine Assortment of all kinds of BOOTS AND SHOES, For Ladies, Gentlemen and Children. All of which he will sell at fair prices. Quick sales and sotrill profits. flatland examine my Mock. Manufacturing and Repairing done to order as usual. Huntingdon, May 1, ISO 7. FM GEO. SHAEFFER m--.u.s J ust returned from the rust win) 0,202 SPLENDID STOCK OF BOUTS, SHOES, GAITERS, <Oa, Mitch ha olrera to the inspection of Ms customers and the public generally. Ito sill Fell his stock at the moat REASONABLE PRICES, and those, who ',ureic's() once will surer• call again BOOTS & SHOES MADE TO ORDER, and REPAIRING done In the neatest and most eipodt Guns manlier. Call upon Mr. Elehiterret at Ids bhp') on 11111 street, a fen doors west or the Diamond. mpg FOR THE HARVEST OF 1867 BUY THE GENUINE PRIZE mApn[NE, BUCKEYE Mower and Reaper, With Double-jointed Folding Bar THOS. BURCHINELL, General Agcnt [or fluntingdon Co Iltintingdon, April LIMBER SOLD ON COMMISSION. S. B. HENRY & CO., Aro leeching all kinda of LUMBER. 0011101+in all tho different grodoo of BOARDS, STUFF, JOINT AND LAP simici LES, PLASTERING LANG, PLANK, WORKED FLOORING. WEATIIKII BOARDING, FENCING. RAILING, Ac., Ac., Ac. Whirtt a ill ba Auld at pliers at the mil l, with freight lea dot]. no 7 z3E" "YCZVIET 17i7"1°1../VT A GOOD PHOTOGRAPH. LIKENESS, CALL AT DONNELL & 'CLINE'S PHOTOGRAPH GALLERY On. 11111 Street, two doors west of Lewis' Book Store. CALL AND SEE SPECIMENS. Ilimtingdon, Oct 9, 'B5-tf. TOCC:2OI4TMIZ" ECONOMY IS MONEY SAVED! The subscriber to permanently located In Rim Ungdon, Xand Is prepared to parclutse, or repair in theX beat style, and expeditiously. broken UMBRELLAS AND PARASOLS. All articles intrusted to him will be returned to the residence of the owner as court as repaired. Umbrellas and parasols for repair can be left at this residence oa St. Clair street near Benedict's. may2,lB6atf WM. SEMI:SIAN. HAMS. HAMS, Plain and canvas sugar cured llins—tbe best la mir bet—whole or sliced, for WO at Lewis' Family Grocery. BUSINESS MEN, TAKE NOTICE? Jj It you want your card neatly printed on euvel epos, call at LEIVIS' BOOK AND STATI9NERrsmon. ri AS S E E S.-- choiceAe lot of . Viblade and fancy DISSIIIILICB of CONNINGITA:II.& CARMON'S. LT, KINDS OF TQB4CC and retail, at CUNNINGHAM & DAIMON'S. fIUNNINGTIAM & CARRION ARE ./selling off at greatly reduced prices. A LARGE VARIETY of articles too unmet ono to ntelition . , for Fate at LlryTS wadi Gr ooery, Call and sea. • • ' ALL _KINDS OF CRA OK ER, S ,LlLOOnatantly on hand at CUNNINGIIAM & CAEMON'S. HUNTINGDON, 2A„ WEDNESDAX, AUGUST 28. 4 867. Cle Obbe. HUNTINGDON, PA. ASS MB NOT TO DRINK Fair lady, ask me not to drink A toast to thee tonight; For broken vows and blasted hopes Expose the demon's blight, Put back the wine—T dare not taste— Put back the sparkling bowl ; For who bath quaffed a draught so deep, And reached a blissful goal? Oh ask me not, there lies within A poison deep and dire I. And every drop but serve the more To fan the latent firs. • Each draught will quench my sense of guilt, And blast yottth's building hope; Each drop will eink me deeper still, In moral night to grope. Oh I press mo not to touch the cup, Within are glaring eyes, And starving widows, hungry babes, And freezing orphans' cries; Whom the gods destroy theyfirst make drunk, Then ask me not to drink; Oh, tempt me nut, but spare my soul From death's eternal brink. I have three sisters, mildly fair, Like angels round my way; IVhose love is like the stars that sbino With undiminished ray; Shall they be doomed to see me fall A prey to maddening drink, And sundered be the love that binds Or snapt the golden link? Another sleeps where sadly wave The willows in the vale ; And midnight whispers from the sky, Come on the sighing gale; She passed away as summer's breath, In life's incipient bloom ; Then•tempt me not; I would not mar Her slumbers in tho tomb. A WOMAN IN WHITE. Notice to Passengers on the Pennsylva- nia Central Railroid • We copy the following article from the Railroader, published in Cincinnati. The train referred to is the Fast Line. and the location of the scone is some: where between Huntingdon and - Mc- Veytown. Should there be a desire, hereafter, to travel east on this train, we shall know the reason why : "The information wo are now about to impart will be 'received with pleas ure by ail the passengers on the Penn sylVania Central Railroad who leave Pittsburg the 10.30 P. M. train for the East'''. Now wo don't; pretend to say that there is not more than ONE "woman in white ;" in factt,,, we thinkthere is it large number of them it they could only be seen. Just TIIERE is the rub. How ever, they can be seen now and then. When we do see them, we ought to perpetuate their memory in poetry and prose. We propose to do the lat ter. It is well known that the Pennsyl vania Central Railroad crosses the"blue Juniata" river; that in crossing, the train moves very slowly ; that upon the Eastern bank of the river there stands a house; that said house stands somewhat lower than the bed of the railroad truck; that the car win dows and the window in the second story of the said house aro about on a level. If the above facts aro not known to the majority of Eastern travelers, we now give it out so they may no longer remain ignorant of some very important truths, points upon whioh hang our story. It it is not known, we will now state that the 10.30 P. M., train out of PLlte burg, crosses the Juniata river at about 5 A. M. the next morning, and in the month of May or June it is a lovely hour, The cool breezes from the val ley are fresh and invigorating, and the traveler, oiler being shut up in a close car over night, is refreshed by poking his head out of his window in quest of air and sights. And now we come to the gist of what we have long tried to say, that if the traveler on the road and train referred to, will keep his eyes open at the point indicated, he will see in the aforesaid second story window,a real "womAx IN WHITE," love lier by far than Wilkie Collins. Her couch is directly against the window and as the train moves slowly, yet a thousand times too fast, a vision of perfect loveliness opens up to the en raptured gaze. The mind wanders off into fairy lands and is only brought to its sense by the engineer whistling to the brakeman to lett go his brakes. - We advise all old men and boys not to look too long else they might lose their sight. fro warn married mon not suddenly to become enraptured with the scenery along the Pennsylva nia Central and go this route and none other, though ibis out of their way. If, on the first of the year, Mr. Gwin nor has found that his travel has in= creased ono hundred per cont. wo now speak for the credit, because the cause for such an increase could be traceable but to ono thing; anxiety to see a "WOMAN IN WHITE. EDITOR§ IN FItANOE.—We have some, idea of emigrating to the French Cap ital. 4 late'correspondent from that sensible city says that an editor has a fine time of it there. He is furnished a carriage to ride in, and, in "addition, but little work is expected of bim,for ho passes the greater part of his time in smoking cigars and in talking, and if he writes an article or two i week, ho thinks himself wonderfully industri ous." Only think, brother editors, of those fragrant Havanas and delightful French conversations, the man of the tripod lollinth;tneanwhile, on silk and damask! But then we have our compen sations. If we can not afford to indulge in 00 "beat Havana" and the chaise, ve are not afraid to lash political scoun drels in high places, lest we should be "warned" "once, twice, three times and sent off to jail, and fined to a ruin ous extent by a censor of the press. - 11;;J: • -PERSEVERE.- Oriental Apothegms, As by repeated efforts . a stone is mounted upon the summit of a hill and instantly thrown down; so may we our selves, by our virtues and our vices, be elevated or cast down. 'He is a wise man who kilowatt' that his words should be suited to the wor thiness of the object, and his anger, according to his strength. No one is, by nature noble, respect ed of any one, nor a wretch. His own actions conduct him either to wretched ness, or to the reverse. The non-commencement of anything from the fear of offense, is the mark of a weak roan. Who, brother, leaveth off eatingehlirely;•from.the' dread of indigestion.. In misfortune, in 'error, and when the time appointed fur certain affairs is about Co elapse, a servant, who has his master's welfare at heart, ought to speak unasked. The qualification by which a man earneth his•bread, and for which he is celebrated in the world, should be nourished and improved. The man whose heart is tainted with fear, although profuse of speech, in the presence of the Icing, amongst learned men, or in the company of women well inclined for a husband, is a coward. Sovereign] have occasion oven for straws and things to rub the teeth, or pick the ear ; but how much more for an able speaker, and a dextrous obvi ator of difficulties. Although a gem may tumble at the feet, and a piece of glass be worn upon the head, yet, at the season of buying and selling, glass is glass, and gems are gems. It should not be suspected of a man whose lifehath been spent in noble deeds, that his reason is lost when lie is only involved in trouble. A fire may be overturned, but its flame will never descend. servants and houses should be suited tb the situation. A gem should not be placed at the feet. The same is to be understood of an able man. What wise men have declared prop per, may be received even from a child. When tho fun is invincible, how use less is the appearance of a lamp ? iiy the touchstone of misfbrtune, a man discoverth the quality of wife, re lations, and servants; and of his own strength and judgment. The tempest never roototh up the gross, which is feeble, humble, and SUooteth not up on high, but oxertoth its power oven to distress. tho,.lefty trees; for the great use pot.liait: Initulion the groat. skilful men make falsehood look like truth; and those acquainted with the painter's art snake an even surface ap pear uneven. In gratifying the wishes of mon of vicious principles, when shall we find improvement, happiness and purity If the tree be poisonous, the fruit is unwholesome, although sprinkled with the water of immortality. Ho who doth not wish ariother's ruin, should, even unasked, speak to him fur his good. This ig a supreme duty, and the contrary is the opinion of bad men! Una kind who guardetb another from misfortune; that is an action which is free from impurity; slis is a woman who can command herself; he is a worthy person who is much re spected by goud men ; he is a minister who Moth not behave with insolence and pride; be is happy who is forsaken by his passions; that is friendship which is not feigned ; he is a man who doth not suffer his members and facul ties to give him uneasiness.. Ho who bath riches bath friends, he who bath riches bath relations; ho who hath riches is a man of consequence in the world; he who bath riches is es teemed a learned man. The houso of the childish is empty ; and so is the heart of him who bath no wifo. Tho mind of the fool is imp ty ; and every thing is empty where there is poverty. The fate of a man of fooling is, like that of a tuft of flowers, two-fold; he may either mount upon the head of all, or go to decay in the wilderness. A PITHY SERMON TO YOUNG MEN.— You are architects of your own for- tunes. Rely upon your own strength ' of body and soul. Take for your mot to, Self Reliance, Honesty, and Indus try. For your star, Faith, Persever• ance, and Pluck, and inscribe on your banner, "Be just and fear not," Don't tako too much advice; keep at the helm, and steer your own ship. Think well of yourselves, Strike out Fire above the mark you intend to hit As sume your position. Do not practice excessive humility; you can't got above your level. Water don't run up hill; put potatoes in .a cart over a rough road, and small potatoes will go to the bottom. 'Energy, Invincible Determination, with a right mcitive,are the levers that move the world. The great art of commanding is to take a fair share of the work. Civility costs nothing and buys everything. Don't drink. Don't smoke. Don't chew. Don't swear. Don't gamble. Don't lie. Don't steal. DOn't deceive. Don't tattle. Be polite. Be generous. Be kind.' Study hard. Be in earnest. Be self-reliant. Bead good books. Love your fellow-man, as well as Godove your country, Rod °Du tiM laws. Love truth: LoVe virtue. Always do IVhat your conselop4 tolls you to he it.duty, an 4 leave tli6cons6quen'oo witli . —ii. q. Eastman. .oe-A man advertised for a wife, and requested each candidate to in6lose her carte de visite. A spirited young lady wrote to the rtdiertispr in the follow ing terms :—"Sir, I do' not enclose' nay carte, for though thorn is some author ity for putting a cart before a horse, I know of none for putting one before an ass." "; • ~,! '\ Mournful Close of the Career of Four World - Heroes. - 'lt is a remarkable fact that the ca reer offour of the most renowned char acters that ever lived, closed with some mournful and violent death. Alexander, after haying climbed to the dizzy heights of ambition, and,with his temples bound with chaplets dipped in the blood of countless nations, look ed down upon a conquered world, and wept that there was not enotlior city for him to conquer, set a city on flre, and died in a scene of debauch. ilannibul,after having, to the aston ishment and consternation of• Tome, passed the Alps,',after having put to flight the arMies oftlTo Mistreats; of the world, and stripped' three bdidtels of , gold rings from the fingers of her slaughtered knights, and made her foundation quake, fled from his coun try, being carsod by ono of those who exultingly united his name to that of God, and called him Hann' Baal, died' at last by poison administered by his own hand, unlamented, unwept, in a foreign laud. • etcear, after havinc , b conquered eight hundred cities, and dyed his clothes in the blood of one million of his foes ; af ter having pursued to death the only .rival he had on earth, was miserably assassinated by those ho considered his nearest friends, and 4 in that very place the attainment of which had been his greatest ambition. Bonaparte, whose mandato kings and emperors obeyed, after having fill ed the earth with the terror of his name, deluged it with blood, and cloth ed the world with - sackcloth, closed. his days in lonely banishmenl—almost lit erally exiled from the world, yet whore he could. sometimes see his country's banner waving over - the . deep, bat which could not or would 'not bring him aid. Thus, four great men, Who, from the peculiar situation of their portraits, seemed to stand the representatives of all whom the world calls great—thoso four, who each in turn made the earth tremble to its centre by their simple tread, severally died—one by intoxica tion, or, some suppose, by 'poison min gled in wine; one a suicide ; ono mur dered by his friends, and one in lonely exile. - I once hoard of a young lady say to an individual : "Your countenance to me is like the rising sun; for it always gladdens mo with a cheerful look," A merry and einem:fp) peutitannnee always one of the things which Jeremy Taylor said his enemies and persecu tors could not take from him. There are some persons who spend their lives in this world as they would spend their lives if shut up in a dungeon. Every thing is made gloomy and forbidding. They mourning and complaining from day to day that they have so little,and are constantly anxious lest what little they have will escape their hands. They look always upon the dark side, and can never enjoy the good that is present for the evil that is to come. That is no religion. Religion makoth the heart cheerful; and when its largo and benevolent principles are exercis ed, mon will be happy in spite of them selves. The industrious beo does not complain that there are so many pois onous flowers and thorny branches in his road, but buzzes on, selecting the honey where he can find it and passes quietly by the plabo where it is not. There is enough iii this world to com plain about and find fault with, if men have the disposition. We often travel on a bard uneven road; but with a cheerful spirit we May walk therein with comfort; and come to the end of our jounrey in peace.—Dr. Decoy. A CIULD'S LAUGIITEIL—Ts there any thing like the ringing laugh of an in nocont child? Can any other music so echo in the heart's inner chambers ? It is sympathetic, too, beyond all oth er melodies. When the father sits ab sorbed over his book, which seems to concentrate every faculLy, he hears his little boy laughing in his sport, and laughs also, ho knows not \viler° tore. The bright being, constantly gathering intelligence, casts around, us gems of thought and pearls of affection, till our paths seem paved with precious stones from Heaven's treasury. No day of storm is dark where he is—no _wintry evening long. A young child is 'a full fountain of delight to the house and heart. ZdPA story is told of a young wife, who-is unfortunate enough to have a husband that frequently comes home rather the worse for liquor. • Wishing for a sowing 'machine, and being quite certain that he would not buy one for her, she resorted to strategy. When ho came home intoxicated, she abstrac ted money from his pockets, after he had gone to bed, and finally got to gether enough to purchase the coveted machine. The husband was somewhat curious to learn where she obtained it, and greatly surprised when she produ ced a memorandum book, showing the dates when the money was abstracted and the amounts taken. Perhaps oth er ladies who'read this may profit by the example. Ovjnwonti AND UNDERIVORK.— "Milo overwork" says a medical writer, "is a great evil from. which one class of society , suffers,'"another class suffers still morn from underwork or idleness. Better wear oat than rust out, Wit is done in a good cause, for Wen some good will be accomplished, and humanity will be better for it. But tho true course is _to avoid both extremities and' pursue the evil tenor of a happy medium. By so doing, a far greater amount of labor can be ac complished, at less expense of health, strength and vitality." \s • TERMS, $2,00 a year in advance. 4__ A Cheerful Heart, Jim Wolfe and the Tom Cats. I knew by the sympathetic glow up on his bald bead—l. knew by .the thoughtful look..upon his fitc°,4 Imo* by the emotional flush upon the straw berry on the end of- the old free liver's nose, that, Simon 'Whoolor'it memory was busy with the olden time. And so I „prepared to leave, because ,all these were symptoms of a reminiscence —si g ns that he was going to be dolly orodof another of his tiresome person al experiences—but I was too slow.; ho got the start of me. As nearly as I can recollect, the infliction was couched in. the following language : "Wo was all boys, then, and didn't care for nothing how rto - - shirk' school and keep up a revivin' state of devilment. all the time. This Jim" Wolfe 1 was talking about, was the 'prolific°, and ho was the best hearted fell% he was, and the most forgivin' and onselfish I ever see—well, there couldn't bo a more bullier boy than what ho was, take him how you would; and sorry enough I was when I-seen him for the last time. "Me and Henry was always pester ing him and plastering boss hills on his back and putting bumble-bees in hia bed, and so on, and sometimes we'd crowd in and bunk with him, not'th standing his growling, and then we'd let on to got mad and fight acrost him, so as to kep him stirred up like. Ho was nineteen, he was, and long and lank, and bashful, and we was fifteen and sixteen, and tolerably lazy and • worthless.' "So, that night,,you know, that my sister Diary gave me the candy pain', they started u s Off to bed early, so as the company could have full swing, and we rung in on Jim to have•some fun. "Our winder looked out onto the roof of the ell, and about ton o'clock a couple of old tom cats got to rairire and • chargin' around on it and carryin' on like sin. There was four inches of snow on the roof, and it was froze so that there was a right smart crust of ice on it,' and the moon was shining bright, and we could see them cats like daylight. First, they'd stand off, and e-yow-yowl-ow,. just the same as if they was a cusstn' one another, you know, and bow up their backs and bush up their tails, and swell around and spit, and then all Ora sudden the gray cat he'd snatch a handful of fur of the yallar cat's ham, and spin him around, like the button on a barn door. ' But the yaller eat was game, and he'd come and clinch, and the -way they'd gouge ' and - bite,•aud ho - ivi,"and thoWdy they'd make the fur fly was powerful, "Well, Jim, he got disgusted with the row and 'lowed he'd climb out there, anti skako 'em off'n that roof, .He hadn't cooly no notion of doin' it like ly, but we everlastingly dogged him and hullyragged him, and 'lowed he'd always bragged how ho wouldn't take a dare, and so on, till binaeby he hilted the winder, and lo and behold you, he went—went exactly as he was—noth in' on but a shirt, and it was short. You ought to a seen him ! You ought to seen him creepin' over that ice, and diggin' his toe nails and his finger nails in for to keep him from slippin ; and, 'bove all, you ought to seen that shirt a flappin' in the wind, and thorn long, ridieklous shanks of his'n a glistenin' in the moonlight. "Thom compn'y folks was down there under the eaves—the whole squad of 'em under that ornery shed of dead Wasn'ton Bower vines—all sett'n round about two dozen sassers of hot candy, which they'd sot in the snow to 0001. And they was laughin' and talkie.' live ly; but bless you, they didn't know nothin"bout the panorama that was goin' on over their heads. Well, Jim, ho went a sneakin' and a sneakin' up, unbeknowns to them tom cats—they was a savishin' their tails and yow yowin', and threateuin' to clinch, you know, and not payin' any attention- - ho went a sneakin' and a sneakin' right up to the comb of the roof, till ho was 'in a foot and a half of 'em, and then alt of a sudden he made a grab for theyal ler cat ! But, by gosh, he missed fire and slipped his holt, and his heels flew up and ho flopped on his back and shot °fru that roof like a dart !—v'ent a smashin' and crashin down thro' them old rusty vines, and landed right in tho dead centre of all thorn comp'ny people—sot down liko a yearthquako iu thorn two dozen sassers of rod hot candy, and let off a howl that was hark from the tomb. Thom girls—well, they -loft, you know. They see he wasn't drossed for comp'ny, and so they left. All done inn second; it was just ono little war whoop, and a whish! of their dresses, and blame the wench of 'em was in sight anywhere! tlim, he was in sight. 110 was gor med with the hot molatises candy clean down to his heels, And had more Lusted Beeson hangin' to him than Übe was an Injun princess—and he came a pranein' up stairs just a whoopin' and a cumin', and every jump he'd give he'd shed some china, and every squirm he fetched he dripped some candy ! "And blistered ! Why, bless your soul, that poor cretur couldn't reely sot down comfortable for as much as four weeks." 1e53 - We publish the following for the benefit of thosewishing to embrace the fiieilities - heToslith offpied them of making themselves "miserable:" A Fort Valley, qr ! .., Vapor says ; "Young people desiring to tun away and marry, will find this place 'to af. ford all the facilities necessary 'for a speedy union. Our depot agent is an ordained minister; our hotel keeper prepares a-wedding fe,ast three tittles a day, and half a dozen trains leave at different intervals fordifferent destina tions." ONE good recipefoia man to preserve hia hair is to remain a bachelor. - , "1 1 H4 GLOB JOB , PRINTING OFFICE„ "GLOBE JOB OFFICE { ' : the most complete et any in the country, end pre some! the roost limpte theilitieti Mr prompty exeretipN id thu best style, every, eartely of Jolt.l.rizitmir, tedelk,us TIAN') CARDS, NO. 7. DILL AND kSAIVINE DPlNindeNs 0? WORN, BOON, STATIONERY it MUSIC STORII In Searoh,of, a Retail Store. , A greed-appearing genius, on first visit to Boston, observed a sign over datore thus: '"Wholsale and Re tail Store."- He worked his 'way through; the crowd of , ladies until he faced one of the clerks who was, exhibiting ,son?o, article to, a young lady, .when heproker out: - • "Say Mister,who's boss . heret" "-'- "The proprietor has ,just stepped' out, sir." - - "Well, is this ft retailing store V" "Yes; sir, a wholesale and • retail store:" " * • - • - "Guess you understand:your:trade?". "Oh yes," replied the clerk; wrd ping up a - bundle for his lady citstOtiiel‘, - "what can I do" forlou ?" = • on, as the cold' Weather is coming on, I thought I mought as well-come and give you a job." "I don't understand you sir,".leplied the clerk, who began to thinkAhe fel low had got into the wrong b0x.... "Zactly so; well I'll tell you." "Explain what you mean ' my friend,' said the clerk, as he - sawhim'produce a bundle from under his coat. • - "Well, as I said , before,- the2.cold weathor's coming' on, and I thoughE r .l might as well be fizln' for it. Cohie mighty' near freeiln' tother winter, tell you I did ; but —" • "I hope you will tell what you want, so I may servo you:" "Certainly, Squire, certainly; I • al-. ways d& business in a hurry; and just as• quick as the old master trill let; you I want you to,retail these old Shirts-r , let 'ern wino down' about to the knees, kase I don't Wear . drawefs." ' The effect can •be imagined, but,zas the novelists say, , can't be described: The loud burst ..pf laughter which followed served to convince the, poor fellow that be bad committed himself, and, his long legs' were soon put iri Mo tion- for the door. BASS BALL.—BaB9 ball Clubs are all the rage now-a-days. Our 'friend "Jeemes" thought of attaching hirnSelf to the Quaker 'City Club, and Would doubtless have sent in his.name had it, not been for the fact that his.friend John has now an eye draped in mourn ing, caused by catching the ball'on his peeper . instead of in his bands, and hearingthe following colloquy betwoeq! an enthusiastic admirer and player ; of, the game of base ball and a gent whose regard for his personal comfort led hie; to eschew such unruly sports, as ho: termed them : "What is the matter with your finger?" - "Strupl.tz_lo•3ll s t u.dArosre up,- but it is a noble game," *as the reply. "Precisely---and your thumb is use, less, is it not'?" "Yes, struck with a ball and brokon.. "That finger joint?" "A ball struck it. - No' better ganie, to improve a man's physical conditiotk —strengthens one's sinews." "You walk lame; that foot, isn't it?". "No. It's the—the—the—well, a bat flow out of a player's hand find hit my knee-pan. He had the innings." ' "One of your front teeth is gone." "Knocked out by_ a ball—an accident." "Your right hand and your nose, have been peeled—how's that?" "Slipped down at second base—only a mere scratch." "And you like this kind of fun 7" "Glory in it, sir: It is the healthiest game in the world, sir." TEACHING DRAWING.—Mr. W. is one of our most popular artists and teach ers of drawing. The other morning, while busily at work, he was interrup ted by a rough looking customer. "Be you Mr. W.,,the . . "I am sir." "You teaeb oreotois, 1.1.2,e1i0v0r4 "Yes, sir," replied the artist, who fancied his visitor some wealthy old farmer; "do - you wish. your daughter to take a few lessons 7" - "No sir, not my, darter:3 "Your son, perhilp,s ?'. 3 , • "No, not my sou, either ?". 4 "Who, thse, not yourself I hope'n "No, not myself; but somebody a very darned sight more difficult. '4 four year old heifer muls I. bought t'other day. Learn him to draw, and dur use if I don't out with the•pewterand give you the biggest hundred dollars, you ever seed." The countryman wont down stairs with a hop, skip and jump, closely fol lowed by an old pair of boots, meer schaum pipe and sundry other movea-, bins. BAD COMPANY.—Lawyers, although generally pretty cute, are no match, for, the ladies. Dimity 'takes e s naturally to wit as a lawyer does' tp his' °flint's, pocket book. .4 lawyer," drivin g through the town of Worcester, stopped . at a cottage to inquire his way. The lady of the' house told him he must keep,. on straight for some time, thou turn to, the right; but said thal he herself was . going to, pass the road he naustlake, , , 'and that i f h o would wait a few mo ments till she could get her horse ready, she would show him the way: "Well . ,'; said 'he," bad company is better - oaq none; make haste." - After jogging tin for five Or six' miles, .the gop tlpip an asked if he had ,not coma ro,A4 he must take. "Oh, yes!" said ehs, "we have passed it two or three miles, back ; but I thought bad company was better than none, so I kept you Along with me.'l Er• Says Fanny - Fern: "I auk tifty five, and I feel half tl:4 time 'ae if I WAS joist made." So do a great maily of our ladies, and ,they keep the mil-, finery shops going too. It's all right, bless the dear creatures! Au exchange says a countryman giv ing his evidence in Count, was asked by the counsel if he vias born in wed 2. loolF. "No, sir," ho replied, "1 wal horn in Seheneetadjo • CIIIC7tILARS ; BILL MEADS,- POSTERS; BALL TICKUS, PROGRAMME'S; BLANKS, LABELS, o&C,,,ttC,' kC