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AGUA DE MAGNOLIA. Anna sz fs.u.not..ts.--The prettiest thing, the "swe'slest lb nig." and the most of it for the-least money. It over cotoco the odor of perepirat ion; soften. and adds delicacy se the skin; Is adelightfol perfume; allays headache and anal:aim - 4am' Is a necessary companion In the skk re in the unitary, and upon the toilet sideboard- 1 1 can be obtained everywhere at one dollar per bottle. Saratoga Spring Wake, sold by all Druggist.. S. T.---1860---X, ?Tema. of eedeatary habit. troubled with weakness, laialtude, palpitation of the heart, lack of appetite, dis tress after eating, torpid fever, constipation, .4e., deserve to rafter if they will not try the celebrated PLANTATION ;BITTERS, which are now recommended by the highest medical authorities, and are warranted to pnitince an I'm mediate beneficial effect. Thim are exceedingly agreeable, :perfectly pare. end muet supiffliede all other tonic. whore a healthy, gentle stimulant is required. They, purify, strengthen and invigorate. They create a healthy appetite. They are an antidote to change of water and diet. They strengthen the syetem and enliven the mind. They prevent miasmatic and intermittent fevers. fly purify the breath and acidity of the stomach Their Care Dyspepsia and Constipation. They cure lever Complaint and Nervous Headache. They make the weak .troag, the languid brilliant, and are exhausted nature's great restorer. They are composed of the celebrated Calisaya Bark, wintergreen, sitesafraa, Twig and herbs. all preserved in perfectly pare •dt. Croix rum. For particulars, see cheaters and testi moniese around eash bottle. Beware of impostors. Examine every bottle. Sea that it bar oar private D. A. stamp namatilated over the cork -.rich plantation scene, and our signature on a One etre' plats aide label. le— hoe that our bottle I. not refilled with !Turley, and deleterions •bull. 4,i - Any person pretending to sell Plantation Bitters by the gallon or in bulk, is an impostor. Any person imitating this bottle, ealling any other materiel therein, whether called Plantation Bitters or not, is a criminal under the D. 8. yaw, and will be an prosecuted by us. The demand for Drake's Plantation Bitters, from ladies, clergymen, mer chants dc_ tsinatslible. The simple trial of a bottle le the evidence we present of their worth and superiority. They are sold by all respectable druggists. grocers, phyel clano,liotels, saloon., steamboats and country storm P. Et DRAKE & CO. tittrolognArriv Water, sold by oil Druggists. Stove you a hurt dim or a lame horse? too the Mex. ken Mustang Liniment. For cuts, sprains, borne. greening, and caked breasts, the MOlfrall Mustang Liniment lea certain cure. For rheumatism, neuralgia, stlffjoints, stings and bites, there is nothing like the Me lean Mustang Liniment. For spavined hors., tho poll dril, ringteme and sweeny, the Mexican Mustang liniment never (sib. For wind-galls, scratches, Llg-bead and splint, the Alcsiran Mustang Liniment is worth its weight in geld. Cuts, bruises, sprains and swellings, are so common and certain to occur In every family, that a bottle of this Liniment is the beat investment that can he made. • - - It Is more certain than the doctor—it saves time in eroding for the doctor—it Is cheaper than the doctor, nod should never be dispensed with. "In lifting the kettle from the fire, It tipped over and madded my hoods terribly. • • • The Slushing Lini ment exttacted the pain, caused the sere to heal rapidly, asid left very little scar. CHAS. FOSTER, 420 Broad street, Ph Dada. Mr. S. Litch, of Hyde Park, Vt., write.: "Hy horse woe ..considered worthless, (spavin,) but since the nee of the N 1 net.: Liniment. I have sold him for $l5O. Your Lin iment is doing wonders up here." All genuine is wrapped in steel plate engravings, sign ed, W Weetbrook, Chemist, and also bee the privet. IL S. stamp of Demos Barnes & Co., over the iop. Look closely, and be not deceived by counterfeitt. Sold by all Druggist. at 2.5, he et., and VIAL Barakea ,Spring Water, sold by ail Druggists. It le ti most delightful Hair Dressing. It eradicatea scurf and dandruff. It keep. the head cool and clean. It makes the hair rich, unit and glossy. It prevent. the hair turning gray and falling off. It mstores bair upon prematurely bald beads. This is just what Lena•s Kathairon will do. It is pret ty—it is cheap—durable. It is literally cold by the car load, and yet its almost incredible demand is daily increa sing, until there is hardly a country atora that does not keep it, or • family that does not use it. E. THOMAS LYON,Chemiet, N. Y. ,Car ereoga Spring Water, sold by all Dzoggiato Who would not bo beautiful? Who would not add to their beauty? What gives that marble parity and dis• hinges appearance see observe upon the stage and in the city belle? It Is no longer a.eeerot. They use 'legates Magnolia Ealm. Its continued viso removes tau, freckles, pimples, and roughness, from tho taco and hands, and leaves the complexion emmah,transparent, blooming and ravishing. Unlike many cosmetics, it owning no mate. rial injurious to the skin. Any Druggist will •rder it for you, if not on hand, at to cents perbottle. W. E. HAGAN, Troy, ff. T. Chemist. Denies Barnes & Co., 'Wholesale Agents,N. Y :saraiva Spring Weir, sold by all Druggists. Heimstreet'a inimitable Hair Coloring is not a dye. All Instantaneous , dyes are composed of tumor caubtig, and more ar tars destroy the vitality and beauty of the hair. This is the original 'lair Coloring, end has talon growing in tenor ones t %only years. It restores gray hair to ire original color I y gradual absorption, in a 030.1 remarka ble manner. It is also a beautiful hair dressing. Sold in two siree—N cents end sl—by all dealer.. C. II El Eta, Chemist, Saraiitid. Spring Wider, sold by all Druggists. LTO!for.77I,CS Cr Pcne .AXAICA 0156 Et —for Indigo, ;Ann, Naiirca, Heartburn, Si:k Ileadrchir, Cholera Morbus, Ilatulency, ac.„ iirte7,re e. warming stimulant Is required. Ite careful preparation and entire Purity Make ita cheap and reliable article for rulinaly purpevee. Sold every• where, at LP cents per bottle. Aek for "Lroree" Pure Eu, tract. Take no other. Saratoga'Spring Misr, sold by all Druggists. I %it'll, lE66—cowl 1:t5,A1l the above articles for rain by .101 IN READ sot:. e. a MITH, Huntingdon, Fouls. BE EYE .. 1 00 .% 50 - 1 • ' WM. LEWIS, HUGH LINDSAY, Pliblishers. VOL. XXII. PRO} ESSIONAL & BUSINESS CARDS TAR. R. It. WIESTLING tnostrespect• fully tender. hie profesnional rerrices to the cltlzent of iluntingdon and vicinity. Mks that of the late Dr. Snare. nichl3-Iyr DR. A. B: BRUMBAUGII, Baring permanently located at Mutlngdou, oilers lise professional sere:ce% to the community. Office, the same as that lately occupied Ly Dr. Loden on 11111 street. aplo,lB6ti TAR. JOHN J)IcCULLOCH, offers his prefessioual services to the Ultimo! of Ilunthigdon and rieluity. Office oa 11111 street, cue door east of heed's Drug Store. Aug. SS, '55. 11 ALLISON MILLER, * la DE p7TIST, If relieved to the Brick Row opporfte the Conrt Flonee April 13,1259. T E. GREENE, tl • - DENTISt- ' &Pm remorod to opposite the Franklin Clouse In the old beak building, 11110 .treat, lluntingdon. April 10, 1866. IiTASHINGTON HOTEL. The undersigned respectfully Inform tbo citizens of thioringdon county and the trasellng public generally that they hare leased the Washington House on the cor ner ef Hill and Charles atreet, in the borough of Hun tingdon, and are prepared to accommodate all who may furor them with a call. Will be pleased to reed,' a liber al share of public patronage. LETTERMAN &PETERS. May 1, '67—tf. EXCHANGE HOTEL. THE subscribers baying leased this .1 hotel, lately occupied by kir.illeNulty, are prepared to accommodate stranger', travelers, and citizen in good /We. Entry effort shall ho made on our part to make all who atop with ne feel at home. AULTZ & FEE, may 2,1866 Proprietors. MORRISON HOUSE, 3ECiaaatliagdLczen., Pia. 11.A.YE purchased and entirely ren ovated the large stone and brick building opposite t te Pennsylvania Railroad Depot. and hare now opened It for the accommodation of the traveling public. The Car. pets. Furniture, Beds and Bedding are all entirely new and first class, and I am safe in saying that I can offer ac. commodations not excelled In Central Pennsylvania. 11 - 4-I refer to my patrons who hays formerly known mo while In charge of the Broad Top City Hotel and Jack son House. JOSEPH MORI:MON. May113,156C-If. B ZIEGLER, 11 AGENT OF THE bycomillE Mutual Tomlin Comm. Hu, Magian, May 8, HT Cm AA C. CLARICE, AGENT, Wholesale and Retail Dealer In all kinds of VODAiii&Dp HUNTING DON, PA Next door to the Franklin House, in thin Dimond. Country trade supplied. 0p17.67 WATCHES AND JEWELRY. AARON STEWARD, WATCHMAKER, Succostior to Geo. W. Swart; Ilea opened at bit 010 l stand on Hill street, op posite lirown'sharolware store, a stock °Nall kinds of goods belonging to the trail°. 17; Watch and Repairing promptly attended to by practical workmen. Huntingdon, April 10-dm K. ALLEN LOVELL, ATTORNEY AT LAW, HUNTINGDON, PA. Prompt attention will be given io all legal businossen trusted to his rare. Military nod other claims of. sol diers and their heirs against the State ur Government collected without delay. OFFICE—In the Itrictr Row, opposite the Court House Jan. 1.11567 ILTON S. LYTLE, 11 ATTORNEY AT LA TV, HUNTINGDON, PA. Prompt attention given to all legal ',mine, entrusted to, his care. Claims of soldiers and soldiers' heirs against the Government collected without delay. sel2T4l McMURTRIE, ATTORNEY AT LAW, °Mee on Hill street. • HUNTINGDON, PA. Prompt attention will be Oren to the prosecution of tho claims of soldiers and soldiers' heirs, against the Gov ernment. an 22,150 J. W liAti6RN. WILLIAM A. stn. MATTERN & SIPE, ATTORNEYS AT LAW, AND LICENSED CLAIM AGENTS, HUNTINGDON, PA. Office on Hill street. Soldiers Claims ag ainst the Ooveruniont for Back Pay Bounty, WitioWS . an d Pensions attended to with great care and promotuces. Inr29-ly JOHN SCOT?, VaIUCL T. CM:MY, /011 N H. HAILS? Tho name of this firm has boon chang ed from SCOTT & DROWN, to SCOTT, BROWN & BAILEY, under which name they will hereafter conduct their practice as ATTOP. NEI'S AT LAW, RUN 17.17:1) 0.2 V, PA. PENSIONS, and all claims of soldiers and soldiers' heirs against the Covvrnment, wilt bo promptly prosecuted. EZ2M=I ACENCY, FOR COLLECTING SOLDIERS CLAIMS, BOUNTY, BACK PAY AND PEINSIONS. LI. who may have any claims a gainst the Government for Bounty, Pack Pay and 'mune., can han their claims promptly collected by ap• plying either in persw or by letter to W. 11. WOODS, Attorney at Law, Huntingdon, Pa. August 12, 1863 J 31.171 nAnr, W. W. WOODS, P. U. EARL, W. P..IeLACCIII.EI JOHN BABE, & CO., Bankers, lEE - tmaa.tiaa.aclori., M'ci.. Solicit ere mute fc.llo Banks. linnirers ie. others. Inter est :Atoned on Deno-(ti. Ail hinds of Securities, bought nod told for the wont conniiirsion. Special rittention given to Government Securities. Collections made ou nil points. Perrone depositing Gold nud Silver will recri,e the same in return with Interest. Oct. 17, 1e64-tf. HAMS. HAMS. Clain and canvae augur cured Hame—the beet in mar ket—whole or sliced, for sale at • Lewis' Fautily Grocery TIUSINESS MEN, TAKE NOTICE! J 3 If you want your card neatly printed on eistel epee, .11 41, LF.IV/5 • BOOR AND STATIONERT.STROR. CIA SSIMERT: S.—A choice lot of binck and fancy engaimeren et CUNNINGHAM & CARRION'S. A LL KINDS OF TOBACCO wlioleeala and retail, at ' CUNNINGHAM k CARMON'S. fIUNNINGHAM&CARMON ARE jtening off at greatly reduced prices. HUNTINGDON, PA,, WEDNESDAY, JUNE 26. 1867. Cie 61obe. HUNTINGDON, PA GIVE 11 1 111 BACK MY HEART AGAIN 'Fair enchantress, why so fast? Tarry, I implore thee; Break the chain around me east, Raise the spell that's o'er me! Wilt thou all my fond hopes blast, Doom the heart to sink at last, In the memories of - the past, Whose fault was to adore thee? Why has thy seductive art, In such fetters hound me? If so quickly we must part, Why this charm around me? Let compassion wring the duirt; Rankling in my bleeding heart; If wo must forever part, Leave me as ye found me. Aught from me wouldst thou obtain, I could ne'er refuse thee; 'Were thy lips to give me pain, Ne'er would I accuse thee; Let me not entreat in vain— Cower 'neath thy cold disdain— Give me back my heart again, If I thus must lose thee. Napoleon's Three Warnings. Tho celebrated Fouche, Duko of Otranto, was retained for a time, it is well known, in the service of theßour tons, after their restoration to the throne of France. He retired to tho town of Aix, in Province, and there lived in affluent case upon the gains of his long and busy career. Curiosity at tracted many visitors around this re markable man, and ho was habitually free in communicating his reminiscen ces of the great events which it had been his lot to witness. On ono occa sion tho company assembled in his sa loon heard from his lips the following story : By degrees as Napoleon assumed the power and authority of a king, everything about him, even in the days of the consulate, began to wear a court like appearance. All the old mon archial habitudes were revived ono by one. Among the other revivals of this kind, the custom of attending mass previous to the hour of audience was restored, and Bonaparte himself was punctual in appearance at the St. Cloud on such occasions. At one particular time tho punctu ality of Bonaparte in his attendance on mass was rather distressing to his wife. The quick and jealous Josephine bad discovered that the eyes of her husband was too much directed to a window in the gallery, where there regularly appeared the form and face of a young girl of uncommon beauty. The chestnut tresses, the brilliant eyes, and graceful figure of this personage, caused more uneasiness to the consul's wife, as the stranger's glances were bent no less often upon Bonaparte than his were upon her. "Who is that young girl?" said Jose phine ono day, at the close of the ser vice ; "what can she seek from the First Consul? I observed her drop a billet just down at his feet. Ile picked it up ;I saw him." No one could tell Josephine who the object of her notice precisely was, though there were some who declared her to be an emigrant lately returned, and one who was probably desirous of the intervention of the First Consul in favor of her family. With such guesses as this the con sul's wife was obliged to rest satisfied for- the' time. After the audience of the same day had passed, Bonaparte expressed a wish for a drive in the park, and acuordingly wont out accompanied by his wife, his brother Joseph, Generals Duroc and Cambaccres, and Hortense Beanbar nolo, wife of Louis Bonaparte. The King of Prussia had just presen ted Napoleon with a superb set of hor ses, four in number, and those were harnessed to an open chariot for the party. The Consul took it into his head to drive in person, and mounted into the coaeliman's place. The char iot sot off, but just as it was turning into the park, iL went crash against a stone at the gate, and the First Con• sul was thrown CO the ground. He at tempted to rise, but again fell prostrate in a stunned or insensible condition. Meanwhile, the horses sprang forward with the chariot, and were only stop pod when Duroe at the risk of his Mb ' threW hinaself out and seized the reins. Josephine was taken out in a swooning state. The rest of the party quickly I returned to the First Consul and car ried him back to his apartments. On recovering his senses fully, the first thing which ho did was to put his hand into his pocket and pull out the slip of paper dropped at his feet in the chapel. Leaning over his shoulder Josephine read these words: "Do not drive out in your earrive to-day." "This can have no allusion to our lute accident," said Bonaparte. "No one could foresee that I was to play the part of a coachman to-day, or that 1 should be awkward enough to drive against a stone. Go, Duroe, and examine the chariot," Dame obeyed. Soon after ho re turned, very pale and tooktho FireL Consul aside. "Citizen Consul," said he, "had you not struck the stone, and stopped our drive, wo had all been lost!" "How?" was the reply. "There was in the carriage, conceal ed behind the back seat, a bomb—,-a massive bomb, and with a slow match attached to it--kindled l Things had been so arranged that in a quarter of an hour we shonld.have been scattered among the trees in the j'ark of St. Cloud. There must be treachery close at hand. -- ".l'euetto nmet bo told of this —Dubois must be warned." "Not a word, then," replied Bona parte. "The knowledge of one plot but engenders a second. Let Josephine remain ignorant of t.he danger she has -PERSEVERE.- escaped. Hortense, Joseph, Cambac ores, tell none of them; and let the Government journals say not a word about my fall." The First Consul was then silent for some time. At length he said "Duroc, you come to morrow to mass in the 'Chapel, and examine with attention a young girl whom I shall point out to you. Sho will occupy the fourth win dow in the gallery, on the right. Fol low her home, or cause her to be fol lowed— and bring inn intelligence of her name, her abode and her circum stances. It will be better to do this yourself. I would not have the police interfere. Have you taken care of the bomb, and removed it." "I have,-Citizen Consul." "Come,then, let, us again drive in the park," said Bonaparte. The drive Was resumed, but on this occasion the coachman was allowed to fulfill his own duties. On the morrow the eye of more than one person was turned to the window in the gallery. But the, jealous Jose phine sought in vain for the elegant figure of the young girl. She was not there. The impatient First Consul with his confident, Duroc, were great ly annoyed at her non-appearance, and small was the attention paid by them to the services that day. Their anxi ety was fruitless. She was seen at mass no more The summers of Napoleon were chiefly spent at Malmaisoa ; the win ters at St. Cloud and the Tulllevies. Winter had come on, aid the First Consul had been holding court in the great apartment of the last of these palaces. It was the 3d of the month, which the Republicans well call ed nivoss, and in the evening Bona parte entered his carriage to go to the opera, accompanied by his aid-de-camp Lauriston, and Generals Lannes and Berthior. Tho vehicle was about to start, when a female, wrapped in a black mantle, rushed out upon the Place Carousel, made her way into the middle of the guards about to accom pany Napoleon, and bold forth a pa per crying "Citizen Consul I read, read I" Bonaparte, with that smile which Burrienno describes as so irresistible, saluted the petitionsr,ao stretched out his hand for the missive. "A petition, madame?" said ho in quiringly-, and then continued, "Fear nothing; I shall present it, and see jus tice dono :" "Citizen Consul 1" cried the woman imploringly, joining her hauls. What she would hare fu cher said was lost. The coachman, u oit was afterwards said was intoxic. ed, gave the lash to h is horses,and olithiy sprung with the speed of lightening Napo leon, throwing into his hut he paper he had received, remarked tolhis com panions: "I could not well see her .fiture, but I thing the poor woman is pang." The carriage dashed rapidly along; it was just issuing from thebtreet of St. Nicholas, when a frightfuldetona tion was heard mingled with:arid fol lowed by a crash of broken siindows. The infernal machine had exploded. Uninjured, the carriage of the Con sul and its inmates was whirled with undiminished rapidity to the opera. Bonaparte entered his box with serene brow and unruffled deportment. lle saluted, as usual, the assembled spec tators, to whom the news of the explo sion came with all the speid which ru mor exercises on such occasions. All were stunned stir stupefied. Bonaparte alone was porOctly calm. He stood with crossed aq, listening attentively to the oratoritlof Ilaydr,, which was executed on thevenin g . Suddenly ho remember, the paper put in his hands. lie tool it out, mid read those lines : "In the namo of llettin, Citizen Consul to not go to the opt 4 to•night; if you do go,pafts not Omni; the street of St. Nicholas." The warning came, in solo respects, too late. On reading these Word the First Consul chanced to raise hi.*yes. F. 4 x, actly opposite to him, In Mox in the third tier, sat the you'll , " ° tirl of the chapel of St. Cloud, .141 ath joined hands, seemed to utter srqrs of grat itude for the escape w ichhad taken place. Her head bad 0 (leering but her flowing and boa till chestnut Mur, and lint period wnpped in a dark mantle, which 1.1.1 Cdstll mem,- nixed as, identical with tha,worn by the woman who had ddiverd, the pa per to him at the carr4o d(lr. "Go," said Bonaparte, quietlylbut dickly to Lances, "go to the bos dirty oppo site to us on the third Per. .. on will find a young girl in a dart mantle. Bring her to the Tuillefies. nust see her ;" and without raisiag hiyes, but to make Limnos certaid of tll person, Ice took the general's I.m, lid said, pointing upward, "Se l theii—look!" Bonaparte stopped ' girl was on no a tii dd a ei - , The be seen g Ann e oyed b t ac h om he n d meas o tire, he hurriedly sent of Lary to in. te•ec.pl, Inn'. It was all'in vaL The boxkeeper had seen 6 uchitn inlxidual, but knew nothing aboM her. Botta. parte applied to Poncho tiaupi l hois; but all the zeal of these ltnyonaries failed iu discovering her. Years ran on after the csibsion Lf the infernal machine, and thestrange' accompanying circumstances Inded to make the occurrence more reaakable in the eyes of Bonaparte. To be Con, sulfa() succeeded the Empirond vie. tory after victory marked thdarcer of the great Corsican. At Itligth tilt hours of change came. Allid Europl poured its troops into Frame, am Compelled the Emperor to 'lay do w ili The mss litre's hunt is ocosel t se°ltl°Vhicl M bad bnolol i m y det nod as gim . e Before meat, skenover lalftciviliZed e arta The isle of Elba became for a day thd IfetWhy it 3 a chicken-pie like a gun- Most remarkable spot on the globe tmith's shop ? Because it containsand, finally the resuscitated empire feltoul-in-pieces. - 1 , i ~ ..,..yI [ , - > „ . . ; '-, N ' .- 1 : 1... to pieces anew on the field of Water loo. Bonaparte was about to quit France. The moment had come for him to set foot on the bark which was to convey him to the English vessel. Friends who had followed the fallen chief to the very last were standing by him to give him a final adieu. He waived his hand to those around, and a smile was on the lips which had recently given the farewell kiss to the imperial eagle. At this instant a woman broke the band that stood before Napoleon. She was in the prime of womanhood; not a girl, but yet young enough to retain unimpaired that beauty for which she would at any time have been remarka ble among it crowd of beauties. - --Fier features were full of anxiety and sad ness, adding interest to her appearance even at that moment. ''Sire !" said she presenting a paper at that moment, "read ! read!" The Emperor took the epistle presented to him, but kept his eye on the presenter. He seemed, it may be, to feel at that instant the per fumed breeze of the park of St. Cloud, to hear choristers chanting melodious. ly in the chapel as he had heard them in other days. Josephine, Duroc and all his friends, come haply before him, and among them the face which be was wont to see at' the fourth window in the gallery. The eye was now on that• countenance in reality, altered, yet the same. These illusory recollections were of short duration. Napoleon shook his head and held the paper up to his eye. After perusing its con tents ho took the paper between his hands and tore it to pieces, scattering the fragments in the air. "Stop, sire," said the woman, "follow the advice! Be warned ! It is yet time !" "No," replied he; and taking from his finger a beautiful oriental ruby, valuable souvenir of the Egyptian cam paigns, held it out to the woman. She took it kneeling, and kissing the hand which presented it. Turning his head, the Emperor then stepped into the boat, which wanted to take him to the vessel. For long afterward he was pin ing on the rock of St. Helena. Thus the three warnings, two were useless because neglected until the danger had occurred, and the third— which prognosticated Napoleon's fate if once in the power of his adversaries —the third was rejected. "But, who was this woman, Duke of Otranto ?" • "Oh," replied Fondle, "I know not, with certainty. The Emperor, if ho know ultimately BOOMS to have kept the secret." All that is known respecting the matter is, that a female related to St. Regent, ono of the authors of the ex plosion of the street St. Nicholas, died at the hospital ilotal Dieu, in 1837, and that round her neck was suspended, by a silk ribbon, the exquisite oriental ruby of Narolcon. Forgiveness. A soldier whose regiment lay in a garrison town in England, was brought before his commanding officer for some offence. lie was an old offender, and had often been punished. "bore ho is again," said the officer, on his name be ing mentioned: "Everything—flog ging, disgrace,imprisonment—has been tried with him." Whereupon the sergeant stepped for. ward, and apologizing for tho liberty ho took, said : "There is one thing which has meet' been done with him yet, sir." "What is that, sir ?" was the answer. " Well sir," said the sergeant, "Ile has never been forgiven." "Forgiven ?" exclaimed the Colonel, surprised at the suggestion. lie reflected for a few moments, or dered the eulpt it to be brought in, and asked what he had to say to the charge. "Nothing, sir," was the reply; "only I am sorry for what I have done." Turning a kind and pitiful look on the man who expected nothing else than that punishment would be inereas• ed with the repetition of his offense ; the Colonel addressed him, saying, "Well, we have decided to tforgive you !" The_ soldier was struck dumb with astonishment; the tears started to his eyes, and he wept like a child. lle was humbled to the dust; ho thanked the officer and retired; to bo the old refractory, incorrigible man? No; ho was another man from that day for ward. lie who tells the story had him for years under his eye, ktnd a better conducted man never wore the Queen's colors. In him kindness bent one whom harshness could not break; be was con auered by mercy, and, forgiven, ever fterwards feared to offend. ne_Rev. Robert Hall, in early life, loved a most beautiful and accomplish ed lady by the name of Steele, who, howoveijilted him and married a man of fortune. Some years after, a lady, passing into the vale.of years, but who retained her vanity after she had lost her charms, said to Hall : "I presume if I were a polished piece of steel, I might receive some of your attentions, sir." "Though you may not be nonsk ed steel," replied Hall, "there can be no doubt that you are polished brass." A SLIGHT ISTAKIL-A dry•goods merchant in "Vermont advertises as idlows : "The female who carried off a lair of black kid gloves from our doh took also, by mistake, doubtless, half ‘-f another pair. She is reques ted mum the odd glove. or to dome to our s\ore and got the one left, as a single glove, like a single individual, is poor stook until mated." TERMS, $2,00 a year in advance Empalme Eopio. "Only a Little Tipsy." "Oh, mamma !" said a bright boy of nine years, "did you hear the fire bolls ringing this morning?" "Yes . my dear." "The city Hall burned down," added the boy, "and a man who had been put in the lock-up for disorderly conduct was burned to death." "Was he, in— deed 7" "Yes mamma; and a real nice, kind man. He got in a scuffle last night with some rowdies, and to keep the peace till morning they put him in the lock-up. People are so sorry he is burned." "Yes, my boy, we have all reason to be sorry. For a-mtin-tii be hOrned to death is a very shocking. thing. But how come the poor man to be in that scuffle 7 You say be was a nice, kind man. That seems strange." "Why, mamma, he was only a little tipsy." "Only a little tipsy! That explains all." "Yes, he was tipsy. And they think that in lighting his pipe, towards morn ng,,a spark fell on• something that kin• died very quick, and so the building was burnt, and the man 'in it. lie shrieked dreadfully to be let' , out, but they could not get him out till it was too late." "Remember that, my boy. When you grow bigger, and the boys want you to drink anything like rum or wine, don't listen to them for a mo ment. They may say, 'A little won't hurt you.' Remember that all driirik ards in tho world began •taking little at first. The poor man who was burned to death this morning had no idea of being a , drunkard. But bad habits became stronger, and they make slaves of us before we knoW it. Al ways remember the man who Icist his lifo bowies() he was "only a little tip sy.> Not Dead Yet. Jack Slcidinore, once an inveterate drunkard, was very suddenly convert ed from the error of his ways, and be came an earnest advocate of the tem perance cause. To a largo audience of apostles and penitents, assembled in a country school house in the wilds of Missouri, he related the cause of his reformation "thusly f" While crossing the prairies, he had given himself up to a free indulgence of his propensity, having an abundant supply of the elixir vita). After stow ing-away a large cargo, With a heavy load on dock—to use his own expres sion—ho strolled away from the.train, and the oily fluid beginning to course rapidly through his veins, finding nay iaition somewhat difficult, ho conclu ded to lie down and enjoy "forty winks." The sun was broiling bot,and no shade, but the soothing syrup (Y; P. Id., not Mrs. Winslow's Celebrated) soon rendered him blissfully ignorant of any external discomforts. It was early in the forenoon When he laid down; about dusk when ho was roue ed to a state of semi-consciousness by as he supposed., the angels flapping their wings in his Ince. As reason be gan to resume her sway, ho found him self surrounded by a flock of buzzards, who had already made frequent dives for a morsel, of; as they thought, their legitimate prey. ."Brethren," says be, raised up—hic—iind•threw out my—hie—hands to • the— hic--- buz zards, you're a leetlo premature. I ain't dead yet.' The train had gone on, af ter a vain Search for the it having pro ceeded a long distance tile, where I left it beforel was missed. I bad a tramp alone, for two hundred miles, Without any stimulus, suffering the torments of the d—d. Take. wuraing, brethren, enroll yourselves in the cold water army; drink nothing but pure liquid from the limpid stream—the on ly beverage nature ever intended for man." USE HIM A 3 YOU WANT 11.1. - M,-A. man in an ale house at a lato hour,saw a fellow drunk on an opposite bench. "Do you wish to got rid of this sot ?" he asked. "Yes," answered the landlord, "and a half crown shall speak my thanks." "Agreed," said. the other, "Get me a sack." A sack was produced, and the drun kard bundled into it. Aw trudged the man to the residence of a noted anatomist, at whose door he knocked. "Whoso's there ?" said a voice from "1 have brought you a subject," Said the man; "so come quick; bring me my leo." He was immediately admitted, the guinea paid, and the sack, with its contents, deposited in the surgery.— Scarcely had he got out, when the drunken man awoke. The surgeon, enraged at being thus outwitted, ran out and overtook the fellow, and cot• tared him, crying, "Why, you dog, the man's alive !' "So much the better," said he. "You can use hint when you want him." DON'T DRINK TO DRITE AWAY CARE. —No man is safe who has once formed the fatal habit of looking to drink for solace, or cheerfulness, or comfort.— While the world goes well they will likely be temperate, bat the habit is built, the railroad to destruction is ready for use, the rails are laid down, and the station house erected ; and the train is on the line waiting only for the locomotive. Well, the, first groat trouble or hopeless grief is the locomo tive ; it comes to us and grapples us, and away we go in a moment, down the line we have been years construct ing, like a flash of lightning. room is a bad place to got your daily bread, yet they always have a leaf (or.) too, there. JOB PRINTING OFFICE. T"E "GLOBE JOE OFFICE " tho . most complete of any in - the country/ and pos sesses tho most ample facilities for" promptly executiny In the Lai style, every varioty of Job Printing, such ee HAND BILLS, P IRDS, NO. 51. CALL AND IMANINE NPSCIASENWOr VIRDIS J ViS' 1300 K, STATIONERY & MUDIO STORfi ffiumor Ki Midtant, Popping the Question, The Chimney Corner has the follow ing on "characteristic popping :" Yankee: Jonatban—"Sal der you love doughnuts ?" Sal—"Yee Jonathan, why ?" • "Jonath—"Oh, nothin ; only just consider me one o' them doughnuts." Western : Loquacious Individual— "lloilo, old gal—see here!'l've seat- terlofistercated all overthe equanimity of this 'ere Country, looking for just such a critter as yon. What say, will yer hitch ?" Western gal:- . 7 "9, shooks I calker late'; so let's git up and gi" Dutch i'llans—"lch will boben you, Jonathan's. rloves you more better than does mein lager beer" Jonathans--"Oh, y; Haus, dat ist good." ' . French ; French Gallant:-=:"Oh;Mad: emoiselle, you will do me ze very much honor to accept ze band P' Mademoiselle—"Oh; Monsieur, you make my face very MUCh rOUV. Ask, modern. Voulzevous r Jew: I 'have five gold watches, almost as . .good as' new, von good lot, of second:handed clothing; and 'von good - "camel• hair shawl; which I will give to yotiif you will be mine bride ?" • Matilda—" Dear Hanaman, I .can't resist ; but let me aeo the camel_ WA. shawl first." ' ' Irish : Patrick—" Biddy, • darlitig„' •would yeez like a new house, a cow, a pig, and'rnyselt in the burg's% ?" • Bridget—"Och,Taddy, don'tbe taz-: lug. me ! Ti's the presto we're after, wanting. WHAT TO TARE.—An exchange says: A lady of our acquaintance, young,and lovely arid intelligent, called on a cal°. bratcd physician to do "something' for a rush of blood to her head. "I have been doctoring myself," said the languid chir one, with a smile, to tho bluff though kind while ho was fooling her pulse. "Why, I have taken Brundreth'e Pills; Parr's Pills, Strauburg's Pillsl Sand's Sarsaparilla, Jayne's Bxpecto, : rant, used Dr. Sherman's Lozenges and Plaster, and—" "My •Ifeavens I madam," interrupt, od the astonished doctor, "all these dot your complaint no good !" "No !-then what shalt I. take l' pettishly inquired the patient: • "Take !"exclaimed the doctor eye, jag her from head to - foot—"take I" exclaimed he after .a moment's reflect ion "Why tako' off your corsets 1," ARIBTOCRAOY.-0110V the parvenu ladies of Cincinnati, who would, b% wonderfully aristooratio in all her do, mestic concerns, was visiting few days since at the house of Major [all know the old Major,] when, after tea, the following conversation occurred be, tween, the Major's lady and "top' knot," in consequence of the hired girl (mu, pying a seat at the tea table : • "Why, Mrs. s—; you do not al, low your hired girl to eat with you at table, do you ?", "Most certainly I do. It was. so; when you worked for me—don't you recollect ?" . This was a "cooler" to silk and satin greatness, or, as the boy calls it; "cod, fish aristocracy.' After coloring and stammering, she answered in a low voice: "Yes, I believe it, was," and left. you have a Daily. Sun,' said a newsboy to Mrs. Partington, "Will I have a daily son ? Why you little scapegrace I How dare you -in sinuate against a lone woman from, home ? No, indeed—l guess I won't have a daily sun !, My dear poor man used to complain awfully when I pre sented him with a yearly son. A daily son, indeed. Begone, you little upstart, imp 1" and the old lady called for the old turkey fan to keep her from swoon-; ing, SilirOn ono ocoasion as the Rev. Mathew Wilds, a Celebrated' London preachers, was on his way to a meet. ing of Ministers, he got caught , in a shower in the place called. Billingsgate, - where there were a large number, or women dealing in' fish, who were using most profane and vulgar language. As he stopped under a shed in the midst of them, he felt called upon to give • at least his testimony against their wick. edness. _ "Don't you think," said be, speaking with the greatest deliberation and sol 4 °amity, shall appear as a swift wit ness againt you in the day of judg ment ?" "I presume so," said 'one, "for ths biggest rogue alway turns state's •evi deuce ?" "Mathew, when he got to the meet ing, related the incident. "And what did yon say in reply, Mr. Wilke ?" said one of the ministers present. "What could I ?" was the *tractor , istio reply. the depot . is a placard an. flouncing "No smoking" posted over an oil lamp. Two Irishmen appear, oue smoking. "Pat," says .the • other, ye're transgressin' the Oates of the es, tablishmeut, ye ave." , "How's that?" says the smoker. "Don't you see there--no smoking ?'x "Yis; but can't ye see, yo spalpeen, the remark is addressed to the lamp ?" llgt—A State constable in Memel:at, setts was recently puzzled by what peared to be a motto in a saloon Win dow which ran thus: "N"oolus Ileeb Regal On reading the inscription backwards, be caused the shutters of the institution to be put up. uek..Why is the tolling of a bell like, he prayer of a hypocrite? Because it s a solcum sound by a thoughtless. onguc. CIRCULARS, . BILL IIEAD4,' , I'OSTIfttS, Ektli TICKETS, PROGRAMMES; BLANKS, LABBLS, &C., &C., .te