TERMS OF THE GLOBE Per nnunm in atirn.nce !Ix month. lhrce months TERMS Or ADVERTISING 1 Insertion. 2 do. 3 do. Due equate, (10 linee,)or lees.s 75 $1 2.5 $1 GO Two 'quer., 150 2 00 3 00 Three squares, 2 25 3 00 4 50 3 month.. 6 months. 12 menthe. .$4 00 t 6 00 $lO 00 6 00 9 00 10 00 8 00 12 00 ^0 00 Ins ',quart', or leen fw• millrace =2l .10 00 1' 00 ". 00 .15 00 ^0 00 ...... ....30 00 .20 00 Four equarec,.. Half a column, Ono column . . _ . Professional and Business Cards not exceeding six lines One year, $5 00 CI Administrators' and Executors' Notices, , $2 60 Anattone NoticeN . . . . Est ray, or other than Notices 1 L' , ) any. Ten lines of nonpareil make a square. About eleht words constitute n line, so that any person can mt. slily calculate &square in inanuser.pt. Advertisements not marked with the number of Inser• 'sloes desired, will be continued till forbid and charged ac cording to them terms. Oor Prins for the printing of Blanks, Handbill., eta. are reasonably low. Aosta on Mani:CUL—The prettiest thing, tho • 'sweetest thing," nod the most of it f.ir tho least money. It over comes the odor of perspiration; softens aud add. delicacy to the skin ; le a delightlnl perfume; allays headache and Inflammation, and inn neers.•ory companion in the sit:k ite- in. in the nursery, and upon the toilet sideboard. It ran he obtained everywhere at one dollar per bottle. &motel:ex Spring Wafer, sold by all Druggists. " S. T.-ISGO.—X.—Tho amount of Plantation Bitters ante in one year le something etartling. They would till Braid's - ay six feet high, from the Park to 4th direct.— Drake's manufactory is one of the luetitutions of N. York. ft to and that Drake painted all the rocks in the eastern Etates with his cabalietic.S.T.-1860.—X," and then got the old granny legislators to peen a Into "preventing dis. figuring the face of nature," which gives him a monopoly NVe do not know how this is, but we do know tho Planta. lion Bitters sell tut no other article ever did. They are nerd by ail cusses of the community, and are death on Dysp,•psis—eertnin. They an very invigorating When languid and weak, end a treat appetizer. Aaratva.9pring Water, eold by all Druggists. eID liftiog the kettle from the fire T acel.le.lsoyeelf they •bend almost to a crisp. The torture teas unbearable. • e • The Mexican Mustang Liniment relieved the pain altuoit imautediately. It Leda rapidly, sod left very little .4.r. Caen. Farm, 4:0 Broad et., Philadm" is merely n temple of what the Mustang Liniment wiLl do. It is invaluable in nil amen of wounds. swellings, .•pmins, curs braises. spnvieks, stc., eliker upon man or beast. Leseare of counterfeits. None is geentie unless errep• pod in Line steel pie to engravings, bearing the signature of G. W. Westbroek, Cheiniet. and the prironie stamp of DULAII BALNLY L CO., New York. Saratcga :pring baler, NOM by all Drilggilte All who value a beautiful bead of hair, and Ito preter va ion from premature baldneas and turning gray, will net fail to ore cyon's celebrated Katliairen. It makes the Joule rich, tuft and g lossy. eradicate. dandruff, nod router tile hair to grow with luxuriant beauty. It is bold ere rywhere. E. 111.411A5 LYON. Chemin, N. Y. Surof , yr Spring Water, told by all Dr uggh.ta. 'Sinai DID IT ?—A young lady, returning to country home after a adourn of a few months in !Cow York, was hardly recogn,...l by lice itiends. lu place of a rustic, flushed face, also had a rote, ruby complexion, of almost nal Ida tr000llona , ; and instead of 22, elle re ally appear ed but ii. clan told then, plainly also used I lagan'a Mag nolia Burns. cod would not be Without it. Any lady can implore her personal appearance very mods by wing Ibis article. it cau be ordered of any lltaggist for only 1.0 Ceuta. Stmt - 3a ..sprirg Wager, raid by all Druggist:. Ilelin,treere inimitable hair Coloring has been mteadi /y growing in fasor for over twenty years, It acts_iinon the el..st.theols at the roots of the bale, and changer it to Ito ettgluel vder by degrees. All inetautaneous dyne tirade. stet injure the hair. Ileitastreet's it not a dye, Put Is rex - ruin to it: results, wan/sites its•growth, and is a twatitittil Drestiug. Itt tee 1."1:1 teats and 81,00. Sold alidoalers. Sdr,kva Sprtv Mier, sold by all Praggists. LYON'S EXTRACT OF PURE JAMAICA GINA ca—for Judigea tiqn. :Nausea, Ileartbut n, Sick Headache, Cholera 3luibur, etc., illicre a wAI sling. genial etinunlant in requited. cal dui papa/Anon and entire purity flake it edcap and telioble article for culinary purposes. Sold oveiya - hero *ISO CeolB per bottle. Sarakva Spring Interotold by ad Druggi.tx. Jul ) li , 156 , 3--eowly the nhove article. for talc try JOHN HEAD Nun a. 6. SMITH, Iltintingdoll, Penna. 05ratoitous ,blittfiscnients. [The,fahoing Card. are published grotaitnusly. Ater. thants and Lu stness men genera ll y who advertise 'liberally In the columns of GlAne dr, ji2 month+ or longer, will hare their Cards inserted here during the continuance of their adetrlisement. Otherwise, special liusir.ess Cards in• „sorted at the usual rate, ] JOIINSTON & WATTSON, Merch aute, Main st., east at Washington Hotel, Iluutingden CILAZIER & BRO,, Retail 'Mer -1 ellauto, Wanitlngten at., near the Jail, II ontingdon. DR. W3I. BREWSTER, Huntingdon (Cures by Cllctroputhy.] 1) M. GREENS, Dealer in Music,niu •.:3l iuntrumente, whines, 11.tuttng.lon. DONNELL & KLINE. . PLIOTOGRAPIIERg, Iftgotingdon, P. WM. LEWIS, Dealer it, Beoke, Statiooe.er -vad Mutlaal Intro aunts, liantingdon, Pa. GREENBE RG, Merchant Tailor, liuntindon, ra JAMES SIMPSON, Iron Founder, Huntingdon. P. Mj_'CALIAN & SON, proprietors of Juniata Ftvam Pearl )1111, Iluotingdou. T M. GREENE & F. 0. BEAVER, „ Plain and Oraamcntnl Marble Manufacturers. WW WILLIAMS, Plain and Ornerneutal Marble lilaaufacturcr. TAMES HIGGENS. Manufacturer of u k'urnitura and Cabinet Ware, Huntingdon, Pa. TAi. WISE, Manufacturer Furni lure, &c., Huntingdon. Undertaking attendld to j~TIIARTON & MAGUIRE, Whole sale and retail deidere in foreign and domestic 'Hardware, Cutlery, tc., Railroad .tree[, If untingdon. :1431ES A. BROWN, ,Itp Dealer la Rardwara, Cutlery, Palnta, on., aa., Haat ,trigdoa, Pa. VM. AFRICA, Dealer in Boots and Y Ediomin the Diamond, Huntingdon, Fa. TOHN 17. 'WESTBROOK, Dealer in ity Boots, Shoes, Hosiery, Coufectionery, Iluntingdon. GEO. SIIAEFFER, dealor in Boots, kiltEg t fluiter, dc., Huntingdon. ZTENTER, Dealer in Groceries and . .Provlsions sll kinds, Huntingdon, OIIM & MILLER, Dealers in Dr . ) JA']seta, Queenewsro, Groceries, Ilinvingdon. W 3l l;e 3 l i e jl e R D C r il v I QTeeneware, Herdwarr, &pate, kc. In • ." fiIINNINGITAM & CAMION, Merchants, Huntingdon. Pa. IT ROMAN, L. Dealer in Ready &lade Clothlag, Rata and Cape P. GWIN, Ij. Dealer in Dry Goode, Groceries, !lard ware, Q.eene , ere. Hats and Cape, Boots and Shoos, &e. Huntingdon SE. HENRY & CO., Wholesale and . naafi Dealers in Dry Goods, Groceries, Hardware, Qusermir nre, nod Provitiong or all kinds, Ilimtingdnii. ENVELOPES fIy the box, peck, or lees quantity, for sale ea LEWIS' BOOK .AND STATIONER Y STORE. Aid).- Fur neat JOB PRINTING, call at the "GLOBE JOB PRINT/NC Orrrec,'? nt Hun tingdon, Pt, t 2 00 . 1 00 ~j ~},~ WM. LEWIS, HUGH LINDSAY, Publishers VOL XXII, PROFESSIONAL & BUSINESS CARDS pR. R. R. WIESTLING mostrespect fully tenders his professional F• r v ices to tho citizens of Huntingdon awl riciuity. Office that of the Into Dr. Snare. melll3.lya -DR. A. B: BRUAIBAUGFI, Ha, lug permanently located at Huntingdon, offers his pndks>Wnxl services to the community. Office, same as that lately occupied by Dr. Lintel] on Hill street. ap10,18C.6 DR. JOHN MeCULLOCII, offers his professional services to the citizens of Huntingdon end vicioitr. °awe ea Hill street, one dcwor iast of Reed's Drug Store. Ang, 28, I) • ALLISON MILLER, ( f o p . DENTIST, Ha. th• Brick Row oppooito am Court nous.). Aprill2, ISM). E: GREENE, Cl • DENTIST. tsi 0111 c• rernovoll to opposite the Franklin House In the old bank building, 21111 street, Huntingdon. April 10, 1860. WASHINGTON HOTEL, The undersigned respxtfally inform the citizens of Huntingdon county and the traveling public generally that they have leased the Washington House on the cor ner of Hill and Charles street, In the borough of Hun tingdon. and are prepared to accommodate all who may favor them with a call. Will be pleased to receive a liber al share of public patronage. LETTERMAN & PETERS. May I, '67—tf. ------- EXCHANGE HOTEL. THE subscribers having leased this hotel, I.tely occupied by Mr.fllcNulty, are preparod to accommodate strangers, travelers, and citizens in good style. Every effort shall be made ou our part to make all who atop with us feel at home. AULTZ & FEE, may2,l Stet Proprietors. MORRISON ROUSE, T lIA.VE purchased and entirely ren i. oratnd the large atone and brick building opposite the renneylvania ltailroail Depot, and intro now opened it fur the sercminodatien of the traveling public.. The Car. pole. Furniture, Bede and Beildiug ore All entirely now mot first clans, and I nine into in retying that I ran offer tic conintiolatious not excelled lee Central Venn*ylrania. Vitml refer to tity patrons who hare formerly known not while inn charge of the Broad Top City lintel and Jack eon Dent, JOSEPH 5101tRISON. Day 16, 1066-If. WAI. B.ZIEGLER, AGENTO'TIIE LycomißE Mutual Illsurallce Company. Ito, ttng lon, May 9 1867 Cul C. CLARKE, AGENT, 1 • Wilgreb Ito turd I shit Dealer to all km la of 5i.11 , 5 3 ALa , 3 .DDI ) -1 - 12 . ,-ot UN, PA Text door to tic k'rmlklin Hui 4', 11l the Dlllll/111 e oe ry trade 'up ttect ITU k 7 WATCHES AND JEWELRY. A ARON STEWARD, Li_ I, Alllrd 41,1 It, ElleCeS. rto Ceo. D. Swartz, Its opened at his old stvul on Hill street,op lost! Brown 'a Itar In at o store, stock of all kinds of C . tit belongtog to the trade . Stitch anti Pluck Bei ttring prompt)) attended'- '•" t pr settcnl nt rkto It untiu gdan, April .10 torn K. ALLEN LOVELL, ATTORNEY AT LAW, HUNTINGDON, PA Prompt at tention will bo given to all legal bmlnoss en. trusted to his ear°. Military and other claims of soh tiers and their heirs against the State or Government r.direot without delay. • 01.410E—lu Ile Wick. ROA; oppomite lho Coin t Itowo juu.1.1.167 friroN S. LY TLE, ATTOILVEY A T LAW, HUNTINGDON, PA rronipt attention given to all legal business entrusted to his care. Claims of soldiers and soldiers' heirs ogainkt tbo Clovernineut collected without .lelny. sot 2'r.t's R McM.MITME, • ATTORNEY AT LAW; Mc., on MR street. lICINTINUDON, PA Prompt attention will lee given to Vito pravemition of (Inc Ciii.{lll9 of soldiers and soldiers' heirs, against the Clov erninent. siV22,l6tift DIATTERN SL SIPE, ATTORNEYS AT LAW, L ICE :IWD CLALII AGEN IIIINTINCIDON, PA. Soldier.• Claims against the Government fur Back Pay Bounty, Widows' and Inv:,tide Pensions attended to with great rare and prometness. my29,ly JOAN EMT; $.OlUn. T. 116011,, JOIN TI. 8.111.1,i rrho name of this firm has been chit ng j_ ed from SCOT r E BROWN, to SCOTT, BROWN & BAILEY, ender which name they 11111 hereafter conduct their practice as ATTORNEYS TLA IY, lIONTLVORON, PA. PENFIONS, and all claims of soldiers and soldiers' heir. against tho Government, will bo promptly prosecuted. May 17, 186:--tf. ACENCY, FOR COLLECTING SOLDIERS CLAIMS, BOUNTY, BACK PAY AND PENSIONS.. A LL who may have any claims a -1-1.. gal [lnt the Government for Bounty, Back Pay nml Penhionm, ran intro their claims promptly collected by nm plying either in i.e.,/ or by letter to August 12, 1860 /MIN 9,1,, W. R. 'POOPS, r. IJ. PAPP, W. P. MI JOHN BARE, & CO., Bankers, I3iziatirlig;clca7a, 1,,,a. Solicit accmots from Ranks, Banker. it. others. Inter. ca allowed on liepiwits. Ail hind:. of Securities, bought and sold for the °moat commisiiou. Special attention given to Gavel nnient Securities. Collections made on all points. Persons depositing Cold and Sliver will receive the same in return with Inters t. MMZI HAMS. HAMS. Plain and canvas sugar cured HaMs—the beet in mar ket—whole or sliced, for eale at Lewis' Family Grocery BUSINESS MEN, TAKE NOTICE! It you want your card neatly printed on enrol opes, Call nt, LEWIS' BOOK ANA STATIONER YSTEOR. GASSIMER ES.—A choice lot of black and fancy o , sth/wits at CUNNINGHAM & CARMON'S. A LL KINDS OF TOBACCO whoiesiJa and retail, it (JINN [N(3II AM lc CARRION'S. fIUNNINGHAM & CARAION ARE /selling MY at tateatly reduced pricer. Some remarkable instances of the power of memory have been roc:circled, which prove that the faculty can be cultivated to almost any degree. A man called on the Greffier Fagel to dis play his powers, and said ho would per. form any feat of memory that might be given to him. He was requested to read through a newspaper and then re peat it word for word. lie did so, and did not omit a single word from begin ning to end. The listener expressed his astonishment, when the man said, "Oh, that is but little, for now I shall repeat the same backwards." "It can not he . done," said the Greffier. "It only waits your patient hearing." He then begun, and without the least hes itation repeated every separate article, beginning at the end and ceding at the \Vm. Lyon, a strolling player of Edinburg, had a remarkable memory. He made the promise one evening tint he would the next day repeat the Daily Advertiser from beginning to end. This he did the next morning, without a mistake, going - through all the advertisements, accidents, price of stocks, law intelligence, &c. These instances prove to what de gree the memory can be cultivated; and there is no better way to improve a memory that is deficient, than by commencing to learn to repeat poetry and prose daily. It gives one also great control of language. One of the best talkers of the present day declared that ho owed his ability to express his ideas in good langUage, to his deter mination to commit a great part of Shakespeare's plays to memory. He found that he gained a wonderful con trol of language by so doing. Try it, young people who wish to be good lawyers, good writers and talkers. Rev. T. L. Cuyler thus closes a re cent article in the independent, enti tled "Sunshine in Hearts and Home : ==! Et= W. 11. WOODS, Attorney at Law, Huntingdon, Pa HUNTINGDON, PA., WEDNESDAY, JUNE 19. 1867. 6tobe. HUMBLE LIFE Tell me not that he's a poor man, That his dress is coarse and bare ; Tell me not his daily pittance Is a workman's scanty fare. Toll me not his birth is humble, That his parentage is low ; Is he honest in his actions? That is all I want to know. Is his word to be relied on? Iles 1 00 01 , ,,,eter no blame? 8 low born--- Then rt are nnt - whenee his oaths Would he from an unjust action Turn away with scornful eye? Would he, then, defraud another? Sooner on the scaffold die. Would he spend his hard-gained earnings On a brother in distress? Would he succor the afflicted And the weak one's wrongs redress? Then he is a man deserving Of my love and my esteem, And I care not what his birth-place In the eyes of man may seem. Let it be a low thatched hovel— Let it be is clay-built cot— Let it be the parish work-house— In my eye it matters not. And if others will disown him, As inferior to their caste, Let thorn do it—l'll befriend him As a brother to the Inst. The Power of Memory. Little Words and Actions. "We must, before closing, say a word about the sunshine that is cast over our own homes by littlo words and ac tions. Some men—some honest, god. ly men—so neglect the little amenities of life that their presence affects us like a March wind. They forget that religion ought to regulate those little things that make up so much of the brightness or the shadow of daily ex istence..l know of mon whose entrance into their own dwelling casts a painful restraint over their household; and they aro not vicious or brutal pion either. But they have no sunshine about them. They have no sympathy with the tfoubles, and no ready utton tivonese to promote the enjoyment of those they meet. Their children are shy of them. They give their money to send the Gospel to gladden far-away India and China; but they never briing any to their own homes. ' , Good friend ! begin to sympathize with your own family before you ex pend no much upon the heathen. As my dear friend, Dr. James W. Alexan der, used to say, 'Begin at home, and work outward. If you do not love your own wife, do not pretend to so much love for the peoplo on the other side of the globe.' Don't lot 80 much worry and irritation drizzlo like a Scotch mist into your own family cir cle. It is good to givo money to sup port a missionary to China or Turkey; but pray begin to support at least ono missionary of Gospel love and daily kindness in your own shoos, and under your own hat! Keep your heart in the love of God and of your• fellow men; and then let the blessed sunlight fall on every human being that you meet." Ltel.../1 Western paper states that in a passenger train for Chicago, from the East, a young father and mother were traveling with a sick and weary child. There were also in the same oar half a-dozen coarse fellowA, who, with their noise, kept the child awake and cry ing. At last one became tired of the little one's wailing, and exclaimed : "Seems to me that young one is ma• king too much noise; won't somebody nurse it?" The color flushed over the pale face of the mother as she cutting ly replied : "If nursing will stop that man's noise, somebody had better nurse him." The man sank into his coat collar, and that was the last of him. His companions, who greeted the retort of the mother with a cheer, were also silenced for the remainder of the journey. -PERSEVERE.- Blind Husbands. We once heard of an elopement of a woman—who had a blind husband and three children—with a young man who had boarded in her house. The incident reminds us of how many blind husbands there aro in the world, mentally blind—whose blindness is the cause of infidelity of their wives. Husbands there are, alas! too plenty, who are blind to their duties toward their wives, and equally blind to what duties their vives properly owe them. Is makes little difference, in respect to the result, whether they are tyrannical or blindly indulgent— their conduct either encourages disre— spect or hatred, and away go their disloyal partners with sonic new 'lov ers who have taken advantage of their husband's blindness. No doubt the poor blind husband in this case owes his bereavement of his wife to his bereavement of sight. Had ho had cyeiiight, those faithful orbs would have been sentinels to guard his hon or and intimidate the aggressor—and jealous husbands, who are indignant at the wrong committed upon them, thank Heaven they have eye with which to defend themselves. But this physical blindnessisnogreat er a calamity than the mental dark ness under which many husbands la bor and stil think they see ! Poor fools I You have oyes and yet eee not. You see not that there is such a thing as incompstability of dispositions be tween you and your wives. You do not see that oven if your natures aro congenial, they can only be kept faith ful by congenial habits and those en• dealing attentions without which the palled heart of your partner must lose its habits of clinging to you alone, and without which the marriage do is like ly to become as insubstantial as "an airy nothing" or a rope of sand. Yon are blind, perhaps, in the oppo site extreme of' the question, and it' your wives are of a flighty nature and over fond of now faces, you may be still unwise enough to let ever-indul gence allure them to their ruiner your own. And so, blind husbands all ! you lose the idols of your hearts either by forcing them rudely from their podes. tal, or by neglecting all care for the statues, permitting them to totter, and thus, in either ease, they full and are shnt tered to pieces. Many a man has read with a smile, or a feeling of indifference, some account of an elopement, and the next day became himself the astounded vic tim of another like perfidy. He saw the rock on which others had split, and felt satisfied that his own eyes were open—again to fell that he open ed them too late—and too much light now pays the penalty of his having been too much in the dark, We advise all persons who love their partners—men and women—to soo to it that they aro not blind too long. Let them consult those great matrimonial oculists, wisdom and mor ality, which tend to perpetuate, de serve and engage love ; these will pre vent them from neglecting those du ties and attentions, whose perform ance lightens and gilds life's fetters, and removes that mental blindness which makes their mortal and immor tal interests unseen or lost. Praying for a Husband, A young lady in Norristown heard that if she would go out and pray three cousectivo nights, the Lord would tell her who slio would marry. Now it happened that hor father had a young man iu his employ who had consider able wit and good humor about hint. One evening ho was out in an apple tree after fruit, when he beard some ono praying something like this: "0, Lord, who will I marry ?" The idea popped into Doyle's (that being the young man's name) that he would have ti little sport at her expense. So ho spoke in a changed voice, and said "Doyle," "No, Lord, not Doyle" cried the aton ished young lady. "Yes, Doyle, or no ono," again Bonded from the tree top in a sober, hollow voice. She arose and entered the house, resolved to try again the next evening. Of course Doyle did wish to spoil the fun, and so the next evening found him sea ted in the tree lop. .11e did not have long to wait befbre the young hus band seeker came and commeced pray ing in the same way that she did the preceding evening, and received the same answer. The next evening also found her under the tree pleading to know her future husband's name, and again she hoard the answer, "Doyle, or no one." She arose, feeling satisfi ed that she must marry Doyle. The next morning she met him and asked hint why ho did not put on better clothes. no said that he was not able. "Well," said she, "father is rich, aud ho will lot you have money." He took that for a pretty good hint, and bought a new suit of clothes. In a short time ho offered his heart and hand, and'wns accepted. After their. mar riage he told her how her prayers were answered. If any of the fair readers of this story should think of praying for a husband do not get un der a tree, or if you do, be sure to ex amine it closely and see if there is any ono to answer it. ritV^ We had assembled to pay the last tribute of respect to a worthy man who had not, while alive, coma up to the popular notion of being the head of the family. Sympathizing lady friends woro assisting the "afficted relict" to put on her mourning habili ments, one of whom produced a nice ly starched, splondidly trimmed cotton lace cap. Tho bereaved one spied it instantly. "Not that soap ! not that ono !" she authoritatively exclaimed. "I s'pose I'll have to cry some, and make a fuss at the funeral, and I might muss it. Give me an old one !" ... . i , .%..:- . v k ‘1. 4 ,:: ,:- •;,- -., .. ~,.,4 ..,,.,:,. gthiptrante gopits. The Victims of Intemperance. AN AFFECTING SCENE It was on a winter's night that a car riage, containing two ladies and a coachman,rolled heavily over the snow. The travelers had arrived in the late train, and were endeavoring to reach their home, which was a country seat, six miles from the city which they had just left. It was now midnight. The road was narrow and lonely, guarded on either side by thick woods. The moon shed her radiance over the land scape. As the carriage came within a short distance•of home, it suddenly stopped; for in the• middle of the road stood a horse and wagon, which impeded its further progress. The coachmen alight- ed, and looked-about him. As lie was nearing the offensive wagon, he stum bled over n something, which—God forgive her—was a woman. She lay' stretched out upon the ground, in an almost nude condition, with her• arms thrown widely above her head. The man shook her, but could elicit noth ing from her but a few unintelligible groans. By the light of the moon he then perceived a bundle lying over op posite, which bundle proved to be an Irishman, who lived in a small but far up ; the road. By a great effort of strength the coachman lifted the wo man in his arms, and placed her in the wagon. After many drunken protes tations from the Irishman, the latter was prevailed upon to arise and take hold of the back of the wagon, thus steadying himself and also pushing the' vehicle. The coachman then led the poor, patient beast, and the carriage followed slowly behind, the elder lady having taken the reins. Although the Whoa were much horror-stricken at what they beheld, they felt that it was a time to consult their nobler feelings. Had they humored their inclination to dash forward and leave the poor crea Lures to their• fate, the latter would in all probability have been frozen before morning. The little hovel was soon reached. As the sound of wheels fell on the ears of the inmates, the door opened, and a tiny voice cried eagerly and joyously, "Oh, have you got home,' And there was heard the scampering of little feet, and the hum of little voices. The coachman lifted the drunken mother, carried her in, and deposited her on the bed. The drunk en father, partially sobered by his walk, staggered in after, and sank upon the nearest chair. The eldest girl, who could not have been more than ten years old, at once recognized the true state of affairs, and burst into tears. The six smaller children were evident ly half asleep and much bewildered. They stood in ono corner of the room, in a frightened group. Suddenly one little fellow, who was in his night, gciwn, and had rushed in all eagerness to welcome his parents, sprang upon the bed where his mother lay, and put ting his downy cheek against hers, pat ted her hand caressingly,and implored I her to speak to him. Her lips formed but a drunken oath in reply, and rais ing her hand she pushed him from the bed. He was caught in the arms of the coachman, who stood near, wiping front his sympathetic eyes the tears that would come. The boy, who was unhurt, began to cry in a terrible way, in which pitiful solo the whole chorus of children joined. The elder girl at last recovered herself, thanked the kind coachman, and explained to him that this used to ho a common occur runes but that of late her parents had signed the pledge, and had until now abstained from intoxicating liquor. Hero her feelings again overcame her, and she turned away in an uncontroki ble flood of tears. Ail this time the father was laugh ing tipsily to himself, and was making hideous faces at the shuddering chil dren. This, which it has taken me so lung to relate, transpired in a few mo ments. The coachman opened tho door to depart, when the mother of those seven forlorn little objects muttered something about bed-time. Seeing that she was now partly awake, the coach man informed her that she ought to be ashamed of herself for being in such a horrible condition. She nodded stn• pidly, and he left in despair, and drove his ladies home as quickly as possible. What happened afterward in that miserable hut is unknown to me; but as I sat thinking about the story, after it was told to me, a party of young men passed under my window. They were singing hilariously, because they were ufficionlly intoxicated to be in the best spirits. Out of drunken tones of gay ety, mingled with loud laughs of deri sion, there arose the following words "I want to be an angel, and with the angels stand; .4. crown upon my forehead, A harp within my hand." There may have been a time when they sang it reverently, perhaps at a mother's knee; but now it was yelled forth with a fiendish frenzy, the tune being scarcely distinguishable, as each one sang in a different key, and impro variations of his own. As it was not quite dark, I could easily distinguish among the party one or two faces of those who belong to the "best fami lies," and who say that they ate in the "first society." Ab, thought I, can it bo that the rich and the poor have something so close ly in common? The same temptation allures both, and both fall a victim to its snares. Surely that whiob can so reduce a mother to indecency, and can make night hideous with tbo revelry of yowlg men who call themselves re speetabre, is something possessed with ten thousand devils—the invention of a fiend !—Jndependent. SUNNE TINTE. Now Raven, Conn., 1867. TERMS, $2,00 a year in advance. 'OLhoughts for the farmer. Thinning Fruit. An article in the Jouinal of Horticul ture has the following very judicious remarks on the propriety of thinning fruit : The flavor of fruit, barring ex treme sunless seasons, is entirely under the control of the gardener. A clever man can command flavor; a dull man, when he finds his fruit flavorless,makes idle excuses, which should never be lis tened to. If a tree trained to a wall be allowed •to ripen, say the ton dozen of fruit, when five or six dozen only should have.been left, they, although they may be of a fair size and color, suffer in flavor to an extent- scarcely credible. flow often has the gardener Lad occasion to complain of his pears not being good, although produced on fine trees trained against walls? He complains of the season ; but it is in most cases owing to the trees being al lowed to bear just double the number they ought to have done, The follow ing ought to be inscribed on every wall, and in every fruit and orchard house :—By thinning, you make indif ferent fruit good. By crowding you make good fruit bad. If very fine and high flavored fruit is wished for, a tree capable of bearing three dozen of me dium sized peaches should ho allawed to bear twelve or fifteen. This thin ning is terrible work for the amateur. It is like drawing a tooth, and every fruit that falls to the ground creates a pang ; but it must be done. A small sharp pen knife.is the best instrument to employ and is much better than tearing off the fruit with the finger and thumb. A well-formed peach or nec tarine three, be it bush or pyramid, with its fruit properly thinned and nearly ripe, is ono of the most beauti ful articles the skill of the cultivator can produce. Let any one who is raising fruit try the experiment this season, by thinning the fruit on a single tree of apples, poaches, pears, plums, &e., where the fruit is too abundant, and he will next year treat all his trees in the same way. How Dogs Kill Sheep. The March report of the Commis. sinner of Agriculture dwells upon the ravages committed by dogs among the sheep in the United States. In 1866, five hundred thousand sheep worn ed by dogs, and their value was $2,- 000,000. The Commissioner says : "The cost of keeping dogs, most of them utterly worthless, when calcula ted for the whole country, assumes startling proportions. The estimate made ii the report of 1863, of ten dot= lays per annum, or less than ono cent per meal, cannot be considered extrav agant, in view of price paid for board ing dogs, the cost of keeping largo numbers of them in eities, and their exclusive consumption of meat. As to their numbers, it is believed_by many that they will average one to each fam ily-, or seven .millions in the United States. In cities and towns that aver age would not be reached, while many a pack of hounds and assemblage of curs of low degree might be found in the ownership of a single families. Possibly seven millions may be too largo. Ohio, with half a million fam ilies, is supposed by many to have half a million dogs, although little more than one third of that number are found on the assessors' books. It may be assumed, in view of all the data ob tained, as a low estimate, that there aro five millions of dogs in the United States, and that their subsistence in— volves all expenditure of fifty millions of dollars." The _Rural Gentleman says "If sheep aro kept in the same lot with cows or frit cattle, no dog will disturb them. As soon as the doge approach the sheep, they will run to the cattle, who drive off the dogs. A farmer of thirty years, in Shelby county, adopt ing this plan, never lost a sheep by dogs, although in the same night the same dogs killed sheep on the farms North and South of him." Gapes in Chickens, There is no doubt but the gapes comes from little worms, the larvae of some fly or other insect, which are found in considerable numbers in the throats of the chickens and cause their death. These flies or insects no doubt abound about foul houses and yards, so that keeping the chickens in places where fowls do not frequent, and where they have not before been kept, goes far toward protecting them from the evil. A correspondent writes as follows: "A year ago I communicated to the Agriculturist a certain mode of treating chickens, to prevent gapes. Since that time I have seen various modes stated to cure the ailment. Now, Mr. Editor, I insist upon it. that 'an ounce of prevention is better than a pound of cure.' rhere is no need of having gapes at till. Last year I relo ad nearly ono hundred chickens, and had not a sign of gapes among them. My method is as follows : When the chickenerare in condition to tako from the nest, I put them with the hen in a coop with a hoard bottom, eo as to keep the young ones from the cold and damp ground. They are fed with In. dian meal on which boiling water is poured from the teakettle, well stirred and allowed to cool. I believe the whole secret is to keep the chickens dry and warm when quite young, and give them cooked food.—American Agriculturist. THE 0-LOAM JOB PRINTING OFFICE, T""GLOBE JOB OFFICE" - the meet complete of any in the country, and pea• the meet ample facilities for promptly executing to the beat aisle, every variety of Job Printing, mobil HAND BILLS, • CIRCULARS, BILL HEADS, • POSTRS, CARDS, BLANKS,. LABELS; &0., &0., &G Oil& AND IXAMINZ aPECIAIENO OP MODE. . LEWIS' BOOK. STATIONERY lc MUSIC STORE. NO. 50. 'umor aitbetigrom. Wno is the laziest man? The furn niture dealer— he keeps chairs and lounges about all the time. THE latest 'love of a bonnet' out, is said to be very pretty; it is made of a glass bead and a white . horse hair. A bashful musician, upon being re quested to play a tune on his cornet, turned red and white and blew. "AND ye have taken the tAotat pledge, haTe ye?" said somebody to an Irishman. • g'lndado Litavo, and am .not asham, ed of it aithor." "And did not Paul tell Timothy to take a little wine for his itoroaclea sake?" "Sure he did, but my namels not Timothy and there's nothing tho matter with my stomach." ONCE in a church a young man who carried the collection plate,before start ing to collect, put his band in hispock et and deposited his contribution on the plate; and then passed it around among the congregation, which num bared many young and pretty girls. Thezirls, as they looked at the plate, all seemed astonished and amused, and the young man taking a glance at the plate, found that instead of a shilling, be had put a conversation lozenger on the plate, with the words 'Will yon marry me ? in red letters, staring everybody in the face. None of the young ladies, howeveri closed in with the offer. A WOMAN says what she pleases with out being knocked down for it. She can take a snooze after dinner, while her husband goes to. work. She can go into the street without being asked to stand 'treat' at every saloon. She can stay at horilein time of war, and get married again if her husband gets kill-. ed. She can wear corsets if too thick, and other fixins if too thin. She can get divorced from , her husband whati, ever she sees one she likes better. ,She can get her husband in debt all over• until he warns the public not to trust her on his account. But all these ad vantages aro balanced by the great fact that she cannot sing bass, go sparking; or climb a tree with any gree of propriety, A coon joke is related of a couple of the West Virginia Legislators, which is worth relating. In conversation one day on tho subject of the Lord's Pray, er, one offered to bet the other five dol, lays that he did not know it. The bet was accepted, and, by agreement, the Legislator was to repeat it. He Com menced as follows: 'Now I lay me down to sleep, I pray the Lord my soul to keep, If I should die before I wake, I pray the liord my soul to take.' 'Well, I declare,' exclaimed the as-, tonished Legislator, 'you have won the bet, but I'll he hanged if I thought you knew it,' and forthwith handed over the five dollars, to the great amuse. ment of a number of gentlemen pros_ en t. TIIERR was a knot of sea-captains in a storo of Honolulu, "the keeper of which bad just bought &barrel of black pepper. Old Captain —, of Salem, came in, and seeing the pepper took tip a bandiul of it. 'What do you buy such stuff as that for 1' said ho to the storekeeper 'it/ half peas.' 'Peas I' replied the storekeeper; 'there isn't a pea in it.' Taking up a handful as bespoke, he appealed to the company. They alb' looked at it, and plunged their hands into the barrel, and bit a kernel or 80, and then gave it as their universal opinion, that there wasn't a pea in it. I toll you there is,' said the old cap tain, again scooping up a handful! 'and I'll bet a dollar on it." The old Boston argument all over the world. They took him up. 'Well,' said ho, 'spell that,' pointing to thee word 'P-e p.p e-r,' painted on the side of the barrel. 'lf it isn't half p's the 4 ne judos, that's all.' The het was paid. DEACON A. while passing through his lot the other day, stooped down to tic his shoe. A pot ram, which the boys had tamed, among other things was taught to regard. this position as extremely offensive. He instantly pitched into the old gentleman's rear and laid him full length in a fund hole. Picking himself np, the deacon 4igopy, °red the cause of his overthrow ? stand ing in all the calmness and dignity of a conscious victor. His rage was boundless, and ho saluted him withthe energetic language : 'You d—d old rascal l' At that moment he caught a glimpse of the benign face of the rninisterpeep. log through. the fence, be instantly added : 'lf I may be allowed the ex pression." TEM boarders in a fashionable houie were assembled in the parlor one even= ing, when a rather antiquated maiden lady, who never seemed to have any, employment but admiring her jewelry and dresses, lisped out the remark thf4 eho loved a rainy day, and always 4vgqed herself of it. to arrange Imp drawers. 'So do I,' growled out an old sea cap.. tuin. '1 overhaul my drawers and shirts too, sometimes, and sew on a button or a string where it is needed-' Mademoiselle didlnot faint; but there was an angry rustle of silks al she swept out of the room, leaving 41 tia. excfiange a suppressed titter for a good, hearty laugh. A Lam' who was married on Friday, when asked wby • she consummated such important business on such an un ; lucky, day, responded that she had been married on every other day in the week, and had always made such a poor fist of it, that she concluded to test the hangman's day, hoping the halter wouldn't slip this time. BALI, TICK TS, PROGRAMMES,