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Aura err MiGNOLIC—The prettiest thing, thn "sweetest thing." and the most of it Inv the lecat ;unary. It over omnies the o orp,spiration; softens and wide delicacy to the skin; is a delightfnl &crime; allays headache end itol*nnnatto n , and is it acces.ary companion In the room. In Cl,. nursery, and upon the toilet sideboard. It la obtained cr , rywhere atone dollar per bottle. Saraki7l Spring Tra/sr, sold be all Druggists. S. T.-1560.—X.—.The amount of Plantation }littera sold in one year Is something elartllng. They would fill Itreadway six feet high, from the Park to 411, atre.V..— Drake'a manufactory in one of the loaf Itutions of N. lock. It Is call that Drake painted all the rocky In the eastern trates with lilt caballatic "S.T.-1560—X," mat then got the old granny legislators to pass a law "preventing die. fleeting the fnce at nature." which gives him a monopoly IV e do not knoll' how this it, but us do know the Planta. 'lion }littera fell N 110 other articlo ever did. They era de , ll.y all claws of the community. and are death on Ityspriacertain, They ars very invigorating when laaguid and weak, and a great appetizer. ' Saratoga Spring Water, *old by all prtiggiste. lifting the ken. , from the fire , I scalded nlyadf very tri i r ) X:C " . l' : 4 : "6 l l rie t I?a:lr ' a ' n l.l ;lua r t.l h : -" i!i ' n7m7n "' t Falle=t-L the rob- elmoot immediately. It bea ' le rapidly, and latt 1.4 !Ulla 'eat, Cass. Voater.., 410 Broad at., This is merely a tamale a(1, hat the altietaiiig Liutruebt .01 du. It is in rultnible In all eases of wounds, swellings, sprains, cuts, bruises, spurins, att., either upon matt ur bout. jtenisro of counterfeits. None is genul t c uuless wrap• ped on ece steel plate engravings. bearing the rignat tire of G. W. Weatltrock, eltetnimt, and tiro prind4 stamp of PiNra I.l4Atio A CO. New York. Slralria :ping Water, sob/ by sit Drilggials all also saltyo a beautiful be of Ws, and Its preset s-Poo from ptetnature baldness and turning gray, will nit foil to use I.yon's eelebratßl Natbsiron. It matins the hair rick, sat and klotsy,eradirat us dandruff. and cantos the hair to grow wilts luxuriant beauty. It in Foldere. ryoksse. R. T/loShi.S LYON, Chnnti.t, N.Y. Saratoga Spring Wsl,r, bold by all DI Irukta. Rus Dm ?—1 young lady, returning to her country home Ater • autumn of a fear mamba In New York, woe hardly recognlatal by her friends. In place of a rustic, flushed face, sho bad • sat, ruby camplaiioll. or almost 014061 a .sosoolhaos. , ; and Instead or :22, she really appear. rd but It. She told them plaioly she used Ilitgan's Mak:- 11,111 a Balm, and would not be Without it. Any lady ran improve liar parsOnal appearance very much by using this article. It can ho ordered Many Oruggist for only LO cents.. &rat ga Spring }ruler, mold by fdl Druggi.it, Ileimetreet's ialtultaLla llalr o..loring has been stradi. ly grew log in favor for over twenty years, It acts upon the' nlyrorbt•nts at the roots of Iho hair, sad changes it to lii original odor by degrees. All instantaneous dyes deaden Had inji.re the hair. fleltustreets it net a dy., I•ut re! :tin its fonits. promotes its growth, nod is a brautitai Bait Dressing. Price 50 grata and 4:1„1.,0„ b o ld by all dealers. Son+4la lyring Trder, 'old by MI Proggisl3. trim's larakCT or Patt JAYr7CA GINJUR—for 111ige - <inn. Ntstv‘ea, Heartburn, `isle Ile ntl tithe, 4,101V1, M 0161.14, dr.. where n warmiug, genial stimulant la required. Ili earvint preparation and main. , parity 111.1{e it n. clor.ip and variable article for culinary ptirposes. tloltt avory tot here AL 50 cents per bottle. Saratoga spring Wafer, 110 TS by ni,lbruggi6ls. jtaylt, 11.4-eowly SelS_ Al 1 the who,. lertiolen ft.r 1.1•16 by JOLIN r.V.AI) and 3.3811T11, liuntingdou, Yenna. Gratuitous lbturtistinnits. Int follmcina Cards art published gratuitnnsly. Mer chants end Ineriners wren generally rely entree-14re ht.-rally in the cOiunirs.l of Too GtunEJor ciz Months or longer, triU hare their. Clerds inserted here during the continuance of their astrerlisereent, Dthcrtoise, special Easiness Cards in serted at the usual rate, ] t, OIINSTON WATTSON, Men:li ants Slain et, eat of Washington Ilotel,lluotiugdeu GLAZIER & BRO., Retail Mor chants, Washington st., near ti, jail, Iluttiogdon. D R. BREWSTER, Huntingdon. [Cure. by Elictropotby.) 831- GREENE, Dealer in 3lnsie,inu . tics, In.trunaruts, Sowlngliachinea. Huntingdon. DONNELL & KLINE, . NlOToollAPllERS,lluntingdon, 11/4V31. LEWIS, Dealer to Books, Stationer. , Muaioil Instrn swats, nuotingtbn, Pa. 11101 - : GREENBERG, Merchant Tailor, Huntingdon, Pa. TAMES SISiPSON, tr Iron rounder, Huntingdon, Pa. & SON, proprietors of Juulet& e, team Pearl Ilurstingdon. T M. GREENE & F. 0. BEAVER, ey • Plain and Ornamental Marble Manufacturers. WM.. WILLIAMS, Plain and Ornamental Mart,lo Manufacturer. JAMES HIGGENS, Manufacturer of Furniture end Cabloot Ware, Iluntingdon, T WISE, Manufacturer of Furni ty „ Jure, Et., Huntingdon. Undertaking attended to WIJA RTON & 3IAGUIRE, sale and retail dealer% lu foreign and domestic llardware, Cutlery, kr, Itailrosd greet, Ituntindun. AADZES A. BROWN, Healer's PLuawaret Cutlery, Palate, 01le, &e., blunt lan, Pa. WM. AFRICA, Dealer in Boots and Shoes, in the Diamond, Iluntingdon, J • 01IN H. WESTBROOK, Dealer in Boots, Shoes, hosiery, Confectionery, Huntingdon. I SHAEFFER, dealer in Boots, Ehoen, Gaiters, &c., Runtitagdon. YEN'rElt, Dealer in Groceries and .Provislone Kell kludo, J 1 OHM & MILLER, Dealers in Dry tGoods, Queensware, Groceries, Huntingdon. I. MARCH_ & BRO. Deniers in Dry Goodi, Queensware, Unaware, Ponta, Shoes, CUNNINGHAM & CARRON, Mcrchßnte, Iluatingdou, - 1 -- 1. - 1;;;; A in -- R 7 cady Iklit4e Clothing, Ilitte and Caps P. GIVIN, • xi. Dealer in Dry Goode, Groeeriaa, Hardware, Queen o are, Hats and Cal.; Dorms a.u4 Shaea, 4c.1 tt Ing ion E. ITENRY & CO., Wholesale and S. Iletnil Denlern in Dry Goods, grocerie, 11nrtivrin-e, go,entir are, and Pruc i,iong of all kinds, RNVELOPES— ny the hoz, peek, or le,ni quantity, ("or tittle at LEWIS' BOOK AND STATIONERY STORE. se" For neat JOB PRINTINO, call a The “OtortF. JOB NINTINC! GYFICL," at Hun ting.don, $2 CO .100 2 do. 3 do. .1105 $l6O .200 100 .300 450 Wlll. LEWIS, HUGH LINDSAY, Publishers. VOL. XXII, PROFESSIONAL. is. 17.USINU:SS CARDS TAR. R. R. IV Th'STL I NG rnost respect ft,n, tende r s Lis p rofessional tersice, to the citizens of liontinzdon sold vicinity. Office that of the late Dr. Snore. I A. B: I3RU'sIBAUGH, offers Ills Prof...v..l°lml services to the community. (nee, the saute as th.tt lately occupied by Dr. Lydon on Bill street. np10,1866 n il. JOHN MeCULLOCH, offers his f professional services to thr citizens of Huntin g don and vicinity. Other, on Bill street, on• dour east of llemt's Den g Store. Aug. 1 . 1 ALLISON MILLER, / f .: „ DE 1-7'IST, ties removed to the Brick Row opposite the Court noose April 13, 1153. T E. GREENE, ‘ '' l. :4 " - A .-- '' i CP s DFS'FIZT. °thee roved to uppoeite the Franklin Muse iu t he old lank building, fill !street, Huntingdon. April 10, 1S 6. WASHINGTON HOTEL. The undersigned respectfully inf nu tho calm..; of ItootingJ:on county and the traveling public generally that they have teased the ‘Savhlngton nonce on the cor ner of Hilt and Clintli`e street, In the borough of (Inn awl are prepared to accommodate all who may favor them uith a roll. Will Le pleased to reeelvo a liber al shin) of public patronage. LETTERMiN it PETERS. Iky 1, CT tr. EXCHANGE HOTEL THE subscribers having leased this 11 11”1,1.14t,iy occupied by Mr . NleNulty. Are propgred to accommodate strangers, traveler, and citizens in good kyle. Every effort shall be made 011 our part to make all .rho stop xiih us feel at home. itULTZ L FEI., may '2,llibb Proprietors. MORRISON HOUSE, Hu atirsg clou, Yea. T II purchased uhd entirely ren t orated the largo stone and litiek building opposite the Pent,ylvania Itailrnail Depot. and have note opened it for the accommodation of the traveling public. Th. Car . pets. Farniture, Beds and Bedding are all entirely new end first chits, and I ant safe hi saying that I eau otter tie. imtilmoilittions not excelled in Central Pennsylvania. 47.1-1 rcfor to my patron+ Arlo) hove formerly known me %%idle in chargo of tho Broad Ton City 1100 and Jack sou 'lonia. montivoN. =1 W.A. B. ZIEGLER, AGENT OE THE Lycoming Ifintnal Inmance Company. tingdou, May 8, ISGT-Gnl A L C. CLAIH(E, AGENT, ° Wholesale and Retail Denier in nil kinds of HUNTINGDON, PA. Neit door to the Franklin House, in Ike Diamond. Clairtlry trade supplitd. nul7u7 WATCHES AND JEWELRY. _ivARON STEWARD, wATCll3lAlililt. :tice,sor to Geo. IT. Swartz, 1/as opened at I,ia old eland ou Ilill street, op. vanity Ueowo's hardware store, n stock ornll kind, L i . 6vi1.;i11 , 4 to the trade. Watch and kt•pairing promptly attendedW to'l9 praelieal workmen. Ilmitiligion, April Iti.Gin K. ALLEN LOVELL, ATTORNEY AT LAW, HUNTINGDON, rA. Viontpt attention will be given to all legnl business en trusted to his rare. Military and other claims of eol• hers nod their heirs against the State or liuvortintrot 1111001,1 without dekty. oFricE—la the Brick Bow, opposite the Com t House jau.1.1867 FILTON S. LYTLE, ATTORNEY AT LAW, HUNTINGDON, l'A. Trompt Attention given to nll legal limlnett entrusted to his taro. Claims of colliers end soliliene heirs against the Government collected without delay. R McMURTRIE, • ATTORNEY AT LA IV, Office on 1111 l street. HUNTINGDON, PA. Prompt attention will he given to the prosecution of the claims of soldiers and soldiers' heirs, against the Gov ernment. r. W 11ANTERN. WILLIS.II A. !um AIATTERN & SIPE, ATTORNEYS AT LAW, AND LICENSED CLAIM AGENTS, HUNTINGDON, PA. Oflice on Hill street. Soldier+ Claim+ against One Ouvrrnmmt fur Dark Say Bounty, Widows' and Invalids' Pensions attended to with great care and 1110171(3 in329.1y 7011 At ICOTT, !AMU ,T. SIWWIT, JOIIN AL LAILST The name of this firm has been chang ed (corn SCOTT k TiltOWN, to SCOTT, BROWN & BAMEY, mud, which nettle they will hereafter conduct their practice Jae ATTORNEYS AT LAW, HUNTINGDON, PA. PF:ICSIONS, and all claims cfeoldiere and soldiers' heira against the Government, will tee promptly prosecuted. 'May 17, ISC.C.--tf. ACENCY, FOR COLLECTING SOLDIERS CLAIMS, BOUNTY, BACK. PAY AND PENSIONS. LL who may have any claims a gainst the Government for Bounty, Back Pay and anions, can have their claim, promptly collected by ap. plying either in met. or by later to W. H. WOODS, Attorney at Law, Huntingdon, Pa. August 12, 1863. .101iN SATZ, Tr. It. ROOPO, r. sr. 115110, W. P. It L1U(111LIN JOHN BARE,. & CO., Bankers, 3EfEw2tillg:cio32, 3P.st. accounts from Banks, (tankers & others. Inter est allowed on Deposits. All kinds of Securities, bought and sold for the tisitul commission. Special attention given to Government Securities. Collections made on all points. Prrsons depositing (Gild and Silver will reTeiVO the same in return a ith interest. 0ct.17, Ihtk-tt. HAMS. 11AXS. Plain and canvas sugar cured Heins—the best in mar het—whole or sliced. for salo at Lewis' Family Groeory. DIJSINESS MEN, TAKE NOTICE! II II yen scant your card neatly printed on onset open, call at LE 11'/S' 1100 K AND STA TlONERrsmon. CASSIMERES.—A choice lot ot ipbck and fanny CagFiannog nt CUNNINGHAM &CATIMON'S. Lb KINDS OF TOBACCO 111 L wItolexale anil retail. at CUNNINOIiAM & DAIMON'S. CUNNINGIIAM & CARAION ARE sclling up' at greatly reduced Fier,. r • /" -1 \ N ‘ if • 114 kt.. • 74 • te): . , • it 1 1. 4fc ' K .E. 1 4• k. k k PZ . • inclil3 1) HUNTINGD Eke Colic. HUNTINGDON, PA. JAMIE "Father, where is our Juntie to-night, „ ,Jamie so bold and gay ; The twilight shadows are falling now— Why does ho stay away ? Jamie is handsome, and manly too, Ito will lie good and great ; But, father, why is our darling boy Staying away so late?" "Why, wife, our boy is a child no more, He has grown to man's estate ; He has gone a•courting Minnie Gray, The reason ho stays so late, For her golden hair and eyes of blue Have stolen his heart away, And ho goes in the calm, sweet twilight A wooing sweet Mary Gray." [hour "Why does the maiden lure him away Now we are growing so old? We hare shielded hint tenderly all his life, Our love 11119 never grown cold. The maid can never love him as we Rave loved him all his years, Who have led him along the path of life, Sharing his smiles and tears." "Bat, mother, remember long years ago, When I was handsome and gay, And you a maiden so fair and sweet That you stole my heart away. I had a father old and gray, And a mother kind and true, Who loved Ina tenderly all their life— But my heart went out to roe." A blush crept over her withered 'cheek, Iler eyes shone clear rind mild ; No longer she chided the lovely maid For winning away her child. She thought of the lovely morn when she Stood close by her lover's side In the little church, and time man of God Made her a happy bride. DAME GREENMANTLES' TEN WORKMEN. The winter evenings at Richard's farm had begun. After the labors at the day the whole family were accus tomed to moot around the fireside and a few neighbors would drop in and join the circle; for• in the solitary valleys of the *Vosges dwellings are sparsely scattered, and neighborhood establish es a sort of kindred. There, around the tiro of pine cones intimacies sprang up or increased. The genial warmth of the in,glesido, the joy of meeting, the flow of talk, lead to confidences; hearts expand without mistrust, minds min gle in a thousand projects; we share in common that life of the soul without which outward existence is a mere semblance, but, which reveals itself only at certain chosen moments Sometimes, notwithstanding the dis• tance, Cousin Wiseman himself would join the evening party, and then the farm held its festival; for our Cousin was the best story-teller of the moun tain. He knew not only all the tra ditions of the old men but also what is told in books ! Ho was familiar with the origin of every old homestead and with the history of every old family; he had learned the names of the high moss-covered stones, which rise on the heights like columns of altars; he was in a word, the legendary and the en cyclopedia of the district. He was moreover its Oracle! He had learned to read hearts, and ho sel dom failed to discover the cause of the evils that tormented them. Others could relieve the infirmities of the body, but oar old peasant was skilled in r.ernedies for infirmities of the soul; and for that reason the popular will bestowed upon him the respected Demo of Father Wiseman. It was the first time since the Now Year that ho had joined the evening party, and a general cry of joy hailed his appearance. They gave him the best place at the fireside, and made circle around him; whilst Richard, with his pipe, sat down opposite him. Father %V iseman inquired after every body and everything, by turns. Ho wished to know about the crops,w heth. er the new colt showed vigor, and the general state of farmyard affairs. Tho limner's young wife replied to his questions without much interest as though her mind were on other things; for the pretty Martha often thought of the gay village in which she was brought up. She sighed for the dances under the elm trees, the long walks through the holds with laughing girls, gathering flowers in the hedges, the long ehat - tings by the village oven - and fountain. So, very often Martha sat, her arms banging listlessly and her pretty bead bent forward, whilst her thought was traveling in the past. Again this evening, while the other women were working, the limner's wife sat before her wheel, silent; the tiff full of flax rested at her girdle, and her unconscious fingers played with the end of the thread hanging from her lap. Father Wiseman saw all at a glance, but be said nothing; for ho know that advice is like the bitter medicines we give to children;—to administer it ac• ceptably the time and the manner must be well chosen. Meanwhile the family— and neighbors gather more closely about him. "Father Wiseman, a story ! a story'!" The peasant smiled, and cast it glance towards Martha who was still unoccu pied. "That is to say that here ono must pay for his welcome," said he. "Very well! it shall be as you please, good people. Last time, I told you of those bygone days when armies of par gans laid waste our mountains; that was a history for won. To day I shall talk (by your leave) for the women and the little children. Every body must have his turn. Then Caesar claim ed our attention, now we shall turn fur a while to I)arne tireenmantle. A general Imp's', of laughter interrup ted him, the merriment havhig Fitibt,i dod, _Richard relighted hie pipe lend Father Wisornan resumed. This story, my dears, is no nurser) -PERSEVERE.- )N, PA., WEDNESD, tale; you might read it in tho almanac along with other facts; for the adven tare happened to Grandmother Char lotte whom Richard knew very well, and who was a woman of wonderful courage. Grandmother Charlotte had been young. too, in her time, which was hard to believe when you saw her grey loeks and her hooked nose always in communication with her chin; but, those of her ago said that there was no better looking or merrier girl in these parts. Unthrtunate/y, Charlotte was left alone with her lather at the head of a largo farm, more burdened with debts than with income, so that one labor succeeded to another, and the poor girl, who was not made - for so many cares, often became quite discouraged, and began to do nothing—the better to find out the way to do everything. One day as she was sitting before the door, her hands under her apron, she began to murmur, "God pardon me! but the task that has been laid upon me is for no Christiangirl, and it is a great pity that I alone should be tormented at my age with so many cares! If I should be more diligent than the sun, more nimble than water, and stronger than fire, I could not ac complished all the work of the house. ! why has the good Fairy Green mantle deserted the world, or why was she not invited to my christening? If she could hear me and would help me, perhaps even yet L might be rid of my care, and my faller of his discomfort." "Be satisfied, hero I am," interrupted a voice. And Charlotte perceived before her Dame Greenmantle,wbo,leaning onjlice little helly-statT was observing her clearly. For a moment the young girl felt afraid, for the fairy wore a dress not common in the district; she was cloth ed entirely in the shin of a frog, the bend serving for a hood, and she her self was so ugly, so old, and so wrink• led that, with a million for a dower, she would never have found a husband. However, Charlotte recovered her• self in time to ask of the Fairy Green mantle, in a voice rather tremulous, hut very yet:potful, what she could do to serve her. "It is I who have come to serve thee," replied the old dame. "1 have heard thy complaint, and I bring thee relief." "Ali, do you speak seriously my good mallet," exclaimed Charlotte, who be came at once at her case. "Have you come to give me a piece of your wand, which will make all my work easy ?" "Bettor than that," answered Dame Greemmantlo, "I bring thee ten little workmen who will do all thy behests." "Where aro they ?" cried the girl. "Thou shalt see them in a mon7;ent." The old dame half opened her cloak and displayed ton dwarfs of unequal stature. Thu first, two worn very short, but broad and stout. "These," said she "aro the most vig orous ; they will help thou in all thy labors, and will give in strength what they lack in dexterity. The next are taller and more skillful; they can milk, draw the flax from the distaff, and will attend to all the business of the house; their brothers, whose taller stature thou wilt observo,are especially dexter ous in managing the needle, so I have given them for head dross a little cop per thimble. Hero aro two others less knowing, who have a ring for their girdle and can do little but assist in the work of the others like these last, who mustbo esteemed because of their good will. The whole ten appear to thee, I doubt not, very insignificant; but once see them at work—then judge them. At these words the old dame made a sign and the ten dwarfs darted forward. Charlotte saw them perform successively the rudest and the most delicate labors; accommodating them selves to everything; sufficient for everything, preparing everything. As tonished, she uttered a cry of joy, and extending her arms towards the fairy; "Alt mother Greentnantle exclaimed she "Lend me these ton brave work man, and I ask nothing more in this world l" "Better still," replied the Fairy, "I give them thee, only as thou canst not carry them about with thee without being accused of sorcery, I am about to order them to make themselves still smaller, and hide themselves in thy ten fingers." When this was accomplished,—"Thou knowest now what treasure thou pos sessest," resumed dame Greenmantle, "everything will depend on the use thou shalt make of it, if thou art una ble to govern thy little servants, if they are allowed to become dull by disuse, thou wilt derive no advantage from them : but, give them a good impulse lest they fall asleep—never let thy fing ers rest, and the work which dismayed thee will be done as if by magic." The fairy spoke the truth, and our Grandame, who followed her counsels, not only brought order into the affairs of the farm, hut laid up a dower,which enabled her to marry happily, and aid ed her in bringing up eight children in comfort and honesty. Since then it is a tradition among us that she trans mitted Dame Greenmantle's workmen to all the women of the family, and at their least hint the little fellows bestir themselves to our great advantage. Thus wo aro accustomed to say amongst us, that on the activity of tho house keeper's ten lingers, all the prosperity, all the joy and all the comfort of the household depend. With these last words father Wisema turned towards Martha. • The young woman blushed, east down her eyes, and took up her distaff. Richard and his Cousin exchanged glances. :rho whole circle reflected silently on tfi good man's story. Each ono sought. LY, MAY 22. [867, after its entire meaning and took the lesson home, but the farmer's pretty wife quickly understood that it was addressed to her—cheerfulness return ed to her countenance, her wheel whirl ed rapidly and the flax disappeared from her distaff. .Fo , nws—lnoulltainx In Ow North Eaqt or France. tin France the village, nro tnilaily provide with n pa bile oven and laundry. The Fat Man, It isn't every day that wo encoun ter a sketch so amusing as the one subjoined and where all parties seem to enjoy the joke with so good a relish. fact the reader peruse for himself: "Bridget," said a lady in the city of GOthafll COO morning, as she was re connoitering in the kitchen. "what a quantity of soap grease you have got here. We can get plenty of soap for it, and we must exchange it for some. Watch for the fat man, and when he comes along, tell him I want to speak to him." "Yes, mum," said Bridget. All the morning, Bridget, between each whisk of her dishcloth, kept a bright look out of tho kitchen window, and no moving creature escaped her watchful gaze, At last tier industry seemed about to be rewarded, for down the street came a large, portly gentleman, flourishing a cane and look ing the very picture of good humor. Sure there's the fat man now, thought Bridget—and when ho was in front of the house out she flew and informed bins that her mistress wished to speak to him. "Speak to me, my good girl? replied the old gentleman. "Yes sir, she wants to speak to you, and says would you be good enough to walk in, sir." This request so direct was not to he refused, so in a state of wonderment, up the steps went the gentleman, and up the stairs went Bridget, and knock ing at the mistress' door, put her head in and exclaimed : gentleman's in tho parlor, mum." So saying, she instantly withdrew to the lower regions. "In the parlor," thought the lady; "what can it mean ? Bridget must have blundered ;" but down to the parlor she went, and up rose our fat friend, with his blandest smile and most graceful bow. "Your servant informed me, madam, that you would like to speak to me— at your service madam." The mortified mistress saw the state of the case immediately, and a smile wreathed itself' about her lips in spite of herself, as she afterwards said, "Will you pardon the terrible blun der of a raw Irish girl, my dear sir ? I told her to call in the fat man to take away the soap grease, when she saw him, and she has made a mistake, you see." The jolly fat gentleman kilned hack in his chair, and laughed such a hearty ha! ha he. as never came from any of your lean gentry. "It is decidedly the best joke of the season. Ha I ha I ha ! So she took me for the soap grease man, did she ? It will keep me laughing for a month. Such a joke." And all up the street around the corner was heard the merry ha ! ha ! ha ! of the old gentleman,as he brought down his cane every now and then, and exclaimed, "Such a joke !" The Home Paper. The Cleveland herald makes the following sensible remarks in relation to local newspapers:—"lt matters not how many newspapers a man takes,his list is not complete without his home paper. Every citizen who wishes well ibr his locality, should give a gener ous support to his home paper. It that paper is not just such as ho would wish, he should fool that himself and neighbors are responsible, in a meas ure, fur its short comings. Give a pa per a liberal support, an active sym pathy, and it will instantly respond tb such manifestations. Let an editor feel that his efforts are appreciated, apd lie is the most responsive being on earth ; his paper being a part of hun self, ho is a sensitive to praise or cen sure as a doting lather. Nothing can supply the place or the home paper. It is the mirror in which the town and neighborhood news is reflected ; in the social, political and religious circle where printed, it fills a place that no other paper can. When a need of economy compels the curtailment of your newspaper list, strike off every other one befure'you say to the pub fisher of your home journal. "Stop my paper:' The man who does not read the advertisements in * his home paper, can never be said to be well posted. The advertisements indicate not only the business enterprise of the place in which they are published, but the enterprise of the advertiser. When you see a man who advertises liberal ly, you may be certain of finding a good stock of goods in his store, that ho keeps up with the market., and sells cheaper than those who do not advertise. If you want good ban gains, always patronize those who avail themselves of the, advantages af forded through the advertising columns of the home paper." n George Francis Train says our modern marriage service should read thus: Clergyman—Will you lake this brown stone, this carriage and span, these diamonds, for thy wedded hus band los. Will you take this un paid milliner's bill, this high waterfall of foreign haii;, these affection accilm plishmenls and feeble conBlitaliau for thy wedded wife .1 Ye:3. Thou, what man has joined together let the next best loan rant away with, so that the diVOrce, court may tear them II,311)1.- (i!'l'. TERMS, $2,00 a year in advance. A Disgusted Frenchman, A Frenchman in this country, who was little acquainted with horse-jock eys or horse flesh, was grievously ta ken in the purchase of a steed. He gave one hundred dollars for a miser able jade of an old mare that had been fattened up to sell, and turned out, to ho ringboned; spavined, blind and wind broken. The Frenchman soon discovered that ho had been used up in the trade, and went to request the jockey to take back the animal and refund the money. "Sare," ho said, "I have fetched back dci mare horse vat you sell me, and I vaut de money in my pocket back. "Your pocket back ?" returned the jockey, feigning• surprise. "I don't understand you." "You stand under me," said the Frenchman, beginninr , to gesticulate furiously ; "you stand under me—sare, by gar—you bo von grand rasoalle— you be like Sam—like Sam vat you call do little mountain 7" "Sam Hill, - I suppose you mean," said the jockey. "Oui, monsieur—Sam do Hill—yes sure, you be like two Sam Hill. You sell me one mare for one hundred dol lars—and ho no vorth vun hundred cent, by gar !" " hy, what was the matter with the beast ?" “Mattair ! snare I mattair, did you say ? Vy, he's all mattair—ho no go at all—no got no leg, no feet, no wind— be be blind like one stone mit his eyes—he no see nobody vid dat eye— ho goes v'heezo o, vlieeze-o, like one forgo hammer bellows—he go limp, limp—he never go over all tlio ground he no travel two miles in three day.— Oui pare, he is ono grand sbeat—you must take him, and fund do money back.” "Refund the money? 0 no, I could not think of such a thin; ; ." "Vat ! You no fund me back de money? You shoat me vid ono hun dred dollaire !torso dat no go at all." "I never promised you that she would go." "By gar ! vat is one horao good for von he no go? Ile is no better oscine dead sehaekass, by gar I Vill you,saro, take tho mare horse back, and give me my money vat you pay.for him ?" "No sir, I cannot , 'twas a fuir bar gain.; your eyes were your market, as wo gentlemen of tho turf say." "Gentlemen de turf! You be no gen tleman at all—you be no turf. Mon Dieu, you bo one grand Turk--you Saco darn ! decoptionee. You shoat your own born mudder ; you play your rascalle tricks on your own got ten ladder; you have no principaile." "The interest is what I go for." "Yes sore, your interest is no prin.. cipailc. You be von grand raseallo sheat." Failing to obtain redress from the jockey, the poor Frenchman sent his "mare horse" to the auctioneer to be sold. Bat ho seemed to be a great jockey, for he took good care that the fees for selling should cat av the price he got for the steed. "By gar," said the Frenchman, when relating the story, "I be sheeted all round. De jockey horse he sheet me in trade, and de auctioneer hesheat me in dispose of the hanamile; ho sells the mare horse for ten dollar, and be gar, ho.sbarzed me "eleven dellaire fin• sell him," non Dieu, so I be take all around in. I lose 'leven and one hundred dollars in my - pocket clear I'm- one sacra dam limp, limp v'heeze - rind, not sec at all, good for nothing shape of a mare horse vorse -as nine teen dead shackess, by gar." A DuEr. AND ITS CONSEQUENCES.—An amusing duel took place near Havana, Cuba. It originated in a remark made by a man to his friend on seeing a lady coming out of church. The lady was unknown to the person making the remark, but happend to be the other's wife. A slap in the face was the consequence, and a challenge came soon after. This was accepted, and the seconds selected a place. The wife hot wind of the affair and immediate ly took steps to prevent the dreaded catastrophe. Her first thought was to notify the police, but that might have given her husband the reputation of a coward, and site took a bettor meth od by going to the house of the other party, where she met with his wife, and a plan was soon concocted be tween the females. On the - morning appointed for the duel both husbands got up early; wives ditto. Husbands took carriages, and their wives—one armed with five children and the oth er with three—took other vehicles in waiting. When the two duelists ar rived at the spot they were somewhat astonished on seeing the two other carriages driNte up with their passen gers, who coolly informed the men that they also had "cometo fight, so as to make it a complete family quarrel, each at the same time producing an empty purse and a package of baby linen as their arras and munitions of war. The little ones had pop-guns and lire-crackers, and soon some in dulged in a cry After viewing the state of affairs, the blood-thirsty Ben edicts made peace on the spot, end returned to Havana to celebrate the affair over an elegant dinner. ir.„3„, An old negro wointtn accounts for the lack of diseiplinc among young sters from the fact that their mothers Wear gaiters. "Ye see when we wore low shoes, an' the children wanted a we, just tult oil a HIM migh ty ()nick an' gave 'tan a govdspanktit'; hut, now, how's a body to get a gaiter off in time'! ho the children gets no whippin's at all, now-a-days." DTA—Without the (I , ,er ladies we siboald be but a stag nation. 1 1 1 .1-I_U G-.l_lo_l3M 408 PRINTING OFFICE. T"E"GLOBE JOB OFFICE" is the most complete of any in the country, and pos. °eaca the most ample facilities for promptly executing In the tat style, every variety of Job Printing, alid , ae HAND BILLS, CIRCULARS, BILL HEADS, • POSTERS, OAItDS, BLANKS,' LABELS, &C., &C., &C CALL AND C.TAlitta . eiryallitEM OP WORE, LEWIS' BOOK. STATIONERY & MUSIC STORE. NO. 46. An Editor in a Bleoping-Car. A. K. McClure, editor of the dim: )ersburg Repository, who is now on a tour to the Rocky Mountains, gifEis the following as his experience in sleeping car : "A sleeping-oar alWays makes a jol ly, family-like company, and there is nothing that obviates the convention alities of society so speedily and so thoroughly in tho matter of getting ac quainted, as 'turning in' on board of one of these wandering lodging houses,. When we start out, all or most of the company strangers to each other, all of course observe due dignity and al low acquaintance to win its way by gradual approaches. Now and then a rollicking baby will force' a smile from some sympathetic mother distant from her loved ones, and the mothers at once become friends, relate their travels, discuss their homes, husbands, babies, houses, pullets and poodles, and divide their lunch baskets. .A. wayward boy or a lovely girl, with sunbeams dancing on her face as if they were playing upon the rippling stream, will insensibly break the reti cence of the bachelor, gather the spare candies, nuts and cakes from the poc kets of the fathers, and end the cam paign by a friendly chat between the old folks. One little blue-eyed, taffy-curl ed girl emptied my pockets of the de bris of my last campaign among the children of Allegheny, and made me a willing purchaser of all the Jim cracks, the train-vender had to tickle the fancy or palate of these miniature editions of ourselves. Of course the mother was appreciative, and a pleasant ac quisition was added to our party, to last till we reach the plains. Thus do the genial and the obdurate alike BUN render to railroad acquaintances in a sleeping-car, and when night comes, we all seem much as ono family, mu tually sympathetic and generous. A. woman may even crimp her hair be fore the bachelor without incurring a surly remark, and prodigious water falls, and hoops, and ribbons, and ten thousand other things which pertain to female adornment, may be scattered in wild profusion around the car, swinging from hooks, and impeding locomotion by side blockades, but all is taken in good part, and there is peace and good will in the groat family than improvished upon a few hour's acquaintance. Occasionally a coy damsel or a veteran spinster seem to rebel against the free and easy man fors of the sleeping car; but they merely make themselves uncomforta ble and are sure to provoke just that. and comment they least want. I pity a fastidious old maid in a sleep ing car. She always keeps watching everybody else with such palpable 808 , picion that she compels everybody to, watch her, and her most studied ef forts to protect herself from profane eyes and speech make a score of oyes peer in upon her from behind curtains and by side glances, while the lady who accepts the situation goes free. If a mishap falls to the lot of any in a sleeping ear, it invariably falls to the one who tries most spasmodically to, avert it, and there are few who do. not enjoy it when the moment of con-. fusion comes. When people do their best, they cannot secure the privacy that most persons would prefer, but when all agree to clothe best they can, the great mantle of charity hides what the more tangible fabrics fail to protect from the gaze of the curious or rude." BEAD TO THE Exp.—The Scranton. Daily Register is responsible for the following anecdote, if not for the fact itself: A pair of those interesting, entertaining ladies, who seem to carry on so large a business in the way of pro,. curing subscriptions for new works, and who are so fascinating in manner„ so delightfully importunate, so sweet. ly un-get-rid-able, called a few morn ings since, at a young lawyer's office,, for the purpose of getting him to sub scribe. "Indeed ladies," said ho, "the partnership of which .I. am but an hum ble member has lately been so impru dent as to issue a new work of their own, which in 'consequence of the enor mous expense attending its illustrtions, embellishments, &c., has completely crippled us." "Then perhaps," replied the angelic canvassers, "we could pro cure you some subsCribers. What dee you call your work ?" "Well,_we have not fully determined on that yet, but'. guess I'll let my wife have her own way, and call it after me—Charles, Henry." CONSIDERED IT DOUBTFUL.--T be Taw nesse° Legislature was in session when Fort Donaldson fell, leaving the Federals free to occupy Nashville.. Hearing a groat stir In the Cicvernorlt office below, a committee was sent to sce what was g oing on. They found his excellency packing up, prepara, tory to leaving. Ho handed the com mittee a dispatch announcing the fall. When the committee returned, Mr. W. was in the chair, and just on the point of adjourning. Addressing the Rouse, he said : "And now, gentlemen, God will take care of us, and if we do not moot again hore,we shall meet in heays en." A member from East Tennessee, who had been dozing off the effects of the fluid to which he was addicted, hearing the last words of the Speaker's remarks, roused up and delivered him self thus: "Stop! Mr. Chair Man, don't adjourn us to that place. If you do, we shall never get a quorum!" lzg i Why aro Young ladies kissing each other like an emblem of Christian. itv ? Beeaut4o :they are doing unto each other as they would that men should do unto them, Sobriety arid Humility 100 to bootie BALL TICKETS,• PROGIIAII3IES,
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