TERNS OF THE GLOBE
Per annum in,advanee..
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rbreV 'months
=I
' 1 imettion. 2 do, 9 do.
-One squato, (10 linos,)or lece.s 45...,0...5125:....... 1 50
Two e gams 1 50 2 00 5 00
Three equates,
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a months. 9 months. 12 months.
:Me square, or lees 00 00 $6 1000$ 00
o,eo equal.., 6 00 9 00 15 00
rhree squares • 800 12 00 9 0 00
Four ermares , 10 00 15 00 9 5 00
golf a column, - • 15 00 9 0 00 ...... —.30 00
Aline column 9 0 00 15 00.— ...... 60 00
Professional and Business Cards not exceeding six lines,
{One year • - $5 00
Administrators' and Executors' Notices, $2 50
uditors' Notices, 2 00
sUtray, or other short Notices 1 60
ii.freren 'Hies op nonpareil make a square. About
.eight words constitute a line, en ' that any person can ea.
oily calculate (tanners, in manuscript.
Advertisements not - marked with the lumber or inter
thins desired,.will be continued till forbid and charged sc.
cording to these terms.
Our, prices for the printing•or Blanks, Handbills, etc.
are also increased.
PROFESSIONAL 4t, BUSINESS. CARDS
. .
AtENCY.'
TOR COLLECTING} SOLDIERS
CLAIIIS,,BOUNTY, SACK PAY
AND PENSIONS.
LL who, may. have any claims a
gainst the doirernment for-Bounty, each Pay and
'ensions, can bare their claims promptly collected by ap
plying either in permw or by letter to
, W: 11. WOODS,
Attorney at Law,
Huntingdon, Pa.
August 12, 1863.
tk,A ‘,.. R .l l3 d L rs E p
i l
e l t : ,, A lly lD ll . tho T a l to le ntio u n ti o d r e th r:ln „ e ” d .
4 1 inntingdon and the adjoining counties to the stock of
teantiful marble now on band. Ile is prepared to furnish
:at the shortest notice Idonumental Marble, Tomb, Tablet
and Stones of every desired sire and form of Italian or
Eastern Mathis, highly' finished, and . Canned with appro
-prifite devices, or plain, as may suit. . .
Building Marble, Door and Window 61111, ac., will be
furnished to order. . •
W. W. pledges himself to furnish material and work
manship equal to any In the country, at a fair price. Call
-and see, before you purchasn elsewhere. Shop on hill
treet, Eluntingdon, Pa.
Truntingdon,3lny 16 1855
d.kMOF.L T. linblCY,
MT=
The name of this firm has been chang
ed froma SCOTT & BROWN, to
SCO b I ; T; BROWN" & BAILEY,
under 'Vlach name' they will hereafter conduct their
practice as
ATTORNETS AT LAW, 171ITTINGDON, I'A.
PENSIONS, and all claims otsoldiers and soldiers' heirs
+against the Government, will be promptly prosecuted.
May 17, 1667.-tt".
K. A. LOVELL, . -
.ATTORNEY AT LAW,
IIIiNiINODOI , 7, PA. •
veLPrompt and careful attention will be given to tho
collection of all Malmo against the Government for Back
Pay, Bounty, Pensions, dm.
OFFICE—With J. W:Mattern, Eeq., in The brick row,
nearly oppmito the Court House. noS-6m*
T AW ASSOCIATION.
The - andetsbtned have associated themselves together
do the - practice of the law to Huntingdon, l'a. Otlico in
the one now, and formerly occupied by J. Sewell Stow
art,ateljoining the Court House.
A. W. DENRDIET,
J. SEWELL STEWART
July 20, 186
, D. CAAIPBELL,
ATTORNEY AT LAW
HUNTINGDON, PA
face in the Brick Row, nearly opposite the Coort
House. (April 15,1863.
ALEXANDRIA BREWERY,
E. O. & G. W. COLDER.
HAVING entered Into co.partnership In the
Alexandria Brewery, the public ore informed
that they will be prepared at all times to fill
orders on the shortest notice.
Alexandria, Jan.l3.lB6s—ti.
MEC:9ItE9I
HITNTrNGDON, PA,
Av.. C. 3,IcNCLTY, PROPRIETOR,
' Formetly <gbe Franklin Hotel, Chamborspurg.
TERMS LIBERAL.
=13 , 3, 1.865-Iy.
HE. JACKSON HOTEL,
HUNTINGDON, PA.
•ITENRY 5.311T11, Proprietor
Huntingdon, Aug. 23, 1205.
P ALLISON MILLER, Wg
_Lt•
DE YTIST,'
llas remove,' to the Brick Row opposite Om Court Mese.
April 13, 1859.
JE. GREENE,
.. DENTIST.
&Ice removed to opposite the stona of
D. P. (twin, in the square, mu street, Huntingdon, Pa.
-Apr1113,18134.
DR. D. P. INIILLER,
.odico opposito Jackson House, offere Lie serxico
to citizens of Huntingdon and vicinity. noL,Glas
'FIR. JOHN McCULLOCH, offers his
professional services to the citizens of Huntingdon
and vicinity. Office on Hill street, one door east of Reed's
Drug Store. Aug. 2S, '55.
TAMES 'A. BROWN, •
t,l Dealer iu Durdware, Cutlery, Palate, Oils, &a., glint
inplon, Pa.
toT ROMAN,
t. nd li g er ,Tc, newlY BrC'le
Hats and Calm,
- ,, ,e, , ger in p ry (3 . 990, 0 raced., Hardware, Queens
nnti Gaps , Boats and Shoos,
•
HENRY & 00., Wholesale and
RetailJ)ealers in Dry Gootiv, GrcCerlev,'llartiwnre,
,Queenssvure,lnd Provisions of nil kinds, Huntingdon.
LONG & CO., Dealers in Candies,
Nola, Family Groceries, tee, Iloritiogilon, Fa.
lIEiNtY STROUSE & CO., l‘larjOes
Inirg, Pa.,Dealers In Dry Goods, Groceries, etc.
AIT . rAFRICA, Dealer in liqqts znd
V Shoes,in tlu Diamond, Iluntinvula, Pa.
T EOPOLD BLOOM:, Huntingdon, Pa,
j_4Dealer In Bendy Nht , lo Clothing. Hats, Caps,
JOHN II: WESTBROOK, Dealer in
Boots, Shoes', hosiery, Confectionery, II tutiugdo o.
YENTEIt, Dealer in Groceries apd
~_l•l"royikinn§osall kinds, Huntingdon, Pa.
'CIMON COHN, Coffee Run, Dealer in
Dress Goods, Groceries, Wood and Willow )Yak.
T B. SIIONTZ & BRO., Marklesburg,
• Dealers In Ready Mao ClotNug, Jewelry, dx.
ARVITAGE & CO.,
k — )Dlieri in Doulse anti StationerA Ilpiitipgdon, pa.
TIONN.ELL & KLINE,
- illito(lltArli Ens, null tnigdon, Pa.
41--t
It. WM. BREWSTER., Huntingdon
T 1
• " [CliTea by ElF.tropatliy.)
INJ GUTMAN & CO., Dealer§ Ready
. made Clothing. Ungtingdon,
TjENEY- i\PMANIQ-ALL, Proprietor
_ILA of Liveri stple, Washington street, Huntingdon.
1\•.
33 I. QII.EENE; Dealer in Musie,mu:
Ihstrurnonte, Sewing Machines. Huntingdon.
CI SHOEMAKER, Agent for the Ma
gic Star Liniment, 114tiagdon, Pa. •
A P BRUMBAUGII, Agent for the
Victor Cano Mill, dc., same, Creek, Hunt. co., Pa
- Ai. WILLIAMS,
Plain arul Ornamental ;Marble 'Manufacturer.
WM. LEWIS,
Dealer in Rooks, Stationery and Musical Instrn
nsentn, Muntingdon, Pa. •
POSTDR.
• khe undersigned offers his services to business
men and others desiring circulars distributed or handbills
posted. lie can be seen at the Goose office.
Huntingdon, Aug. 16, 1865. .701 IN
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'WILLIAM LEWIS, Editor and Proprietor.
VOL XXI.
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AP o i l
.1 Hock's
... 1 1 1 ,
. 1,1 10 ,
ESTABLISHED IN 1840.
Incorporated by: the Legislature of the
State of Pennsylvania.
Located on: the X. TV. Corner of 7th ana
(701) Chestnut sts. (701)
Designed exclush,ly to impart n thorough and
PRACTICAL BUSINESS- EDUCATION
All rin=ses of perimnsreqnire Buell au education. ThpSe
possessing. intone, need it in conducting their.= business
Those without means need it in obtaining and creditably
filling lucrative positions in the employ of other:. •
The course of instruction and practice is arranged song
to fully meet the diversified wants of every deportment of
DOMESTIC AND FOREIGN TRADE,
us compreheMied or embraced under the three general di
visions of industry: Agriculture, Manufacture and Cons
I=l
Each student is instructerlindividually in both theory
and practice of Book Keeping, according to tllb most op.
proved and labor saving methods, Business Penmanship,
Calculations. and all the collateral branches of a complete
course of business education; and upon passing a satiate°.
tory examination is awarded.by authority of Lam, a diplo
ma, under tho 'corporate a' at of the college. '
=
Students are received at any time. And it is believed
that R practical experience of over TWENT! MARS wilt ho
considered by the public an ample gnaran telt of the prac
tical character of the course and efficiency of the Instruc
tion.
All further information desired can be obtained at the
college, or by addressing the Principal for circular by
Mail.
43—A liberal discount is allowed to wounded and bon
rably di.chnrged soldiers. The college is open day and
evening.
MEM
PENNSYLVANIA
PAINT AND COLOR WORKS .
Liberty White Lead !
Liberty White Lead !
TRY IT TRY IT
Warran toil to corer more surface, for same weight,
limn any other Buy the best, it is the cheapest.
TRY IT TEY IT ! .
Liberty Lend 13 whiter than any other.
Liberty Lead corers better than any other.
Liberty Lead 'seals long, than any other.
Liberty Lead is more economical than any other.
'r i lberty Lead is more free from impurities and is
Witrtillitell toils niece and better work,
- at a given cost, than any other.
Buy the Best, it is the Cheapest.
Manufactured sad warranted by
ZIEGLER & SMITE,
Wholesale Drug, Paint & Glass 'Dealers,
137 North Third Street, Phdada.
ctll,lsostonwhi
ESTEY'S COTTAGE ORGANS,
Are not only unexcelled, but they are alv.olntely one
quelled by any other Beed . lnatroment In the pountry.—
Designed expreasly for Churches and schools, they are
found to be equally we. 4 adapted to the parlor and draw
ing room. .
For sale only 11 , It. M. 1311IJCE. •
No. 18 North SEVENTH street, Philadelphia.
..bre• Also, lOLA DIM WV'S PIANOS, nod a :complete as
sortment of the PilitifliOT 3IEEODMION. eel7—ly
DOBBINS'
ELECTRIC SOAP,
SAVES LABOR,
p.Ayp:s TIME,
pAyEs MONEY, •
SAVES CLOTHES,
SAVES SOAP,
AND SAVES WOMEN.
TVs dip Soap for Every Family.
Sold by Grocers and Storekeepers throughout city and
country. Manufactured only by
• J. B. DOBBINS & CO.,
101 South Fifth street, below Che.4out,
Jana-10t PHILADELPHIA.
JAMES H. ELDREDGE. GEO. P. ELDREDGE.
ELDREDGE & 8110,,
Publishers, Stationers, Booksellers,
"No. .17 and 19 ,South Sixth, Street,
(Above ChestinG,) pIIILADELPILIA,
•PJ. rt I chi ar attention pal.; to the country trade.
• Alwityc on hand a largo supply of Letter. Cap. Natp
BSI, and Wrapping raper; Envelopes;' School and MI,
ceilaneoici B001:4; Pens, Ink, Slates, Mucilage, Photo.
graph Albums. Paper lingo, Ac., Ac., Ac.
I l i bail/ terms to ash Cinstlinters. aug2S,'6s—ly
BILLIARDS I BILLIARDS!!
JOSEPH L. POULTON,
Strawberry Alley, near Third Street,
• lIARRISDURG
Respectfully informs the public that
Le hoe opened for their gse his new apd ele g oetly fitted
up Billiard Room. It contains -
SOUR NEW - TABLES OF SHARP'S MANUFACTURE,
superior to any now in the city: • • -
Billiard Room challenges comparison with soy
.coon in the State, west of Philadelphia.
$1,50 0 PER YEAR —We want,
Agents everywhere to sell our Immo.
ion $2O Sowing Machines. Three new hinds. Under and
upper feed. Warranted. five years. Above eatery or large
commissions paid. The ONLY machines sold in the United
States for less than 810. which clehlulli licensed by LIMN.
Wheeler & lrdson, Groner & taker, Singer & Cb., and
Each , !den 311 other cheap machines ore infringements
and the seller or user aro liable to ttrre.st,,fine and impris
onment. Circulars free. Address, or call upon ~111 kW
("lurk, Biddeford,- Elaine, qr Of No. 823 Broadway, New
York; No. 2313 Carter street, Philadelphia, Pa.; N 0.14
Lombard's Block, Chicago, Ill.; No. 170 West Fourth st.,
.Cincinnati, O.; or No. 8 Spaulding's Exchange, Buffalo.
• ev, cleat-ly
FONTIILY TIME BOOKS,
For sale at
LEWIS' BOOK AND STATIONERY STORE.
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HUNTINGDON, PA., WEDNESDAY, JANUARY 31, 1866.
PROF. J. 11. 31'ENTYRIPS GREAT REMEDY,
THE
COMPOUND
Internal and External Medicine,
HILL CURE
Ali Diarrhoea, Bloody Flux In ono day, '
Headache and Earache In threo minutes.
ire- Toothache in one minute.
Are' Neuralgia Iu five minutes,
4Z.- Sprains in twenty minutes,
441 Sore Throat in ten minutes,
Cholic and Cramp In five minutes,
fl Rheumatism in one day,
Pain In the Back or Shin in ten minutes,
An. Bad Coughs or Colds in one day,
'Oa_ Fever and Ague in one day.
•
p Cures Deafness, Asthma, Piles,
um_ Bronchitis Affection,, Dyspepsia,
in.— Inflammation of the Kidneys, Erysipelas,
as,. Liver Complaint and Palpitation of the heart
, Keep it in your Families—Sickness
comes when least expected.
I propose to check, and effectually diestpato morn ache
and pain. And to accomplish more perfect equilibrioni of
all the circulating fluids in the Minion eyateni, than can
be effected by any other, or all other methods of medical
aid in the same apace of time. .
. .
TIIIS VOL'ULAR REMEDY is fast coming into use, for
the fact that I cure, trots of' charge, all these com
plaints whenever there is an opportunity to do so. As
soon as it is applied it almost miraculously kills the pain.
I do not ask you to buY before you aro certain of its etll•
doom , . If you have on ache or pain, It is warranted to do
all it purports on the label; otherwise the money will Its
refunded.
I do not propose to care every disease—only a class
named by lay directions. My liniment operates n chem
ical and electric principles, and is, th erefore. ra
to the Miro or natural restorative Oral' organic arrange
ment arising from an improper circulation of the nerve
vital fluids.
• Prof. J. If. itlcEntyre's INDIAN COMPOUND acts di
rectly on the absorbents, reducing glandular and other
swellings in incredible short time, without any possible
datiger from its use under any possible circumstances.
This is an Internal and external medicine—composed of'
roots, herbs and barks, such as our forefathers used.—
Thero to a bountiful supply on earth to cure all complaints
if n•o only know what they wore.
This has been 55 great study with the Medical Faculty
for many years, to find out the kinds beet adapted to the
Above complaints—how to pat them together. and what
proportions to uso. J. 11.
Proprietor, heading,
ror sale at Lewis' Book Store
Huntingdon, Pa. . ,
Sept. 6,1865.
MCENTYRE'S
DANDELION PILLS,.
For all disl,ges arising from one cause. yin: For.r and
Ague. Dyspepsia, Catarrh in the Wad, Weak and disor
dered Stomach, such as Indigestion, Sick Ileadachs, Gid
diness of the. Bead, Weakness of Sight, Windy Ailments.
Rheumatism, and Rheumatic Pains. Pains in the Back or
Side, Nervous Debility, Lowness of Spirits, Impurity of
the Blood, Blotches or Eruptions of the Body, Gravel,
Worms, La. , Le. Sold at 25 coney per box.
MCENTYRE's
INDIAN VEGETABLE
WORN DESTROYER !
Thisinfnllihlo otedleino is Iv:mooted to expel worms in
till eases and may ho given to children nl ail ages, its they
are purely vegetable and perfectly barndess.
CL Y. Can be hail nt Lewis' Ugolt store, lii:;tingdon, Pa,
DR. VDNARD'S
STAR MAGIC LINIMENT
cp4ps
RHEUMATISM,
TOOTHACHE,
HEADACHE,
DIPTHERIA, or SORE THROAT,
CRAMPS, or
PAINS IN THE STOMACH,
SPRAINS, •
and DIARRIREA
SQI.E AGENT,
SAI7IUEI4 JI. SHOEITAKER,
11UNTINCIDON, PA
Price Fifty Cents
Price One Dollar
A - 0- Agents Wanted to sell. the aI:MV9
throughout the Country.
Iluntingelon, 0ct.:25,18CE,
IVITJS.3EC/ EirliC)lM7.
Tngsa '1'704
a,
MUSICAL INSTRUMENTS AND
SEWING MACHINES.
- 111 M. GREENE bus just opened
his Must.; Store, one door west of W Lewis' Book
Store, where he keeps constantly on hand STEINWAY k.
SONS' nod GA MILE'S Piano Manufacturing Company's
PIANOS, MASON A: HAMLIN'S CABINET ORGANS and
CA RIIA ler, NEEDHAM f t.. 00. 5, MELODEONS; Guitars,
Violins, Fifes, Stoles; Guitar end Violin tringa.
MUSIC BOOKS—Golden Chain, Galileo nowpr, Gqicion
Censer. Golden Trio, &c., Ac. •
SHEET MINIC = He is constantly receiving from Phil.
adelphia all the latest music, which persons at a dietetic.
NI - felling. can order, and havo seat them by mail.
Also GROVER A BAK ER'S celebrated SEWING MA
CIIINW—the only machine that, in addition to sorry
kind or sewing, embroiders perfectly; sowing Silk and
Cotton of all kinds and colors for machines.
Persons buying Sewing Machines fully instructed in
the use of them.
Ala- Pianos and Organs Warranted for fire years.
Thom) wishing to buy any of the above articles are in•
wiled tecall and examine mine before purchasing else.
whero •My prices aro tho same as in New York and
Philadelphia.
Circulars of Instruments or Machines, sent promptly
upon application with anz additional information desired.
B. M. GREENE,
hill street, Huntingdon, Pa.,
se27 One door west of Lewis' Book Store
New Styles for 'O6 already on hand
THE LARGEST 4114
THE BEST
STOCK OF NEW STYLES' OF
WALL PAPER
- . Ever received iu Tiuntingifort,
NOW OPEIN
4nd for sale at LEwIS' Boolr Store
• OUR STOCK CONSISTS OF
GILTS, SATINS, BLANKS, BROWNS
of various styles, for
Parlors, Hall,s, Pining Rooms, Offices,
Bed - Boons, Kitchens, Bar Rooms, &c.
Paper is on tho rise—save 20 por cont.
' • by baying soon.
It will pay all to'buY now for Spring use
DRESS BUTTONSfk TRIMMINGS,
uf the latest stylov, felt Ribbon and Buckles, 110.
eery, Gloves, Ed.gil.l3 B , HENRY Co.
OVERING'S AND SUNLIGHT
Syrup, New Moans, l'orto‘Rteo Moless;e, Coffee
'ugars, TEAS, &C. at .8. E. HENItY k CO.
BROWN & NUSLINS,
.11 Ticking. limeys. Cbeoka, bleached gild brown can.
tou Flanno:e, miner's Plaid, Wool Iloprielte bc., &.0., of
. ' • ' B. B/IE:MY & BUt. '
-1 3 tRSEVERE.-
61trilt.
HUNTINGDON, PA.
SNOW FLAICETS.
Out of thO bosom of the air;
Out of the aloud folds of her bosom shaken,
Over the woodlands brown and bare,
Over the harvest fields forsaken,
Silent and soft and slow
Descends the snow.
Even as our cloudy fancies take
Suddenly shape in some divine expression,
Even as the troubled heart doth make
In the white countenance confession,
The troubled sk; reveals
The grief it feels.
This is the poem of the air,
• Slowly in silent syllables recorded ;
This is the secret of despair,
Long in its cloudy bosom hoarded,
Now whispered and revealed
To wood and field. LONGFELLOW
[For the Glabe:j
HUNTINDON KOUNTY,
Stait of Penal'craned),
Annio Dominic, 1806.
MISTER EDITER :—rtn not mulch on
the spel, nor do I think motel on the
compose, but Mister Editer facts are
facts, and naritivs arc naritivs, and I .
want to giv yu sum little of my xperi
ence as a traveler, hopin yu may think
it may act as a warnin to the yeuth cf
our comon star spangled banner hemi
sleet,. Sir, Phinogan and mo's fronds,
and bein fronds we is together throne
cashnnaly durih the holidais. We was
in the meatropolice of our notiv stait,
Fillydelfy, and as many of yore read.
ors may not hey ben there, it wood be
interestin for them to know whot our
xperience was; therefore we will giv 2
the world war: we saw and sot we did,
with sum reservashun on the latter
hod. My acount will begin with my,
levin home an arivin at Huntindon, to
my departyure from there 4 the city.
It was a butyful morn; the
. sun had
risen in the apex of his glory, all natur
was butiful—but miserable cold. The
gentile gefers was shorn of their gen
tileness, and much were they cold, my
feet felt like great inkebusses en my
locomotiv impulses; in fact, Mr. Editor,
there was much kold an little comfort.
0! wot my impulses was that frosty
morn. now my hart palpetatod with
xpectashuns of njoyment; 1 felt sus
tained by plespres contemplated, ex
pected, fondly looked for, • Alass, how
bitter reality sweeps our casles inter
nothin, our plesures inter panes. But
null' moraligin, I must to my historee.
Natur lust showed me her face in the
country. I was horn their; my father
was a countryman, my mother was
a countrywoman, my sisters was coun
try sisters, my brut:hers brothers of the
country. I Inc thy. country, I Inv the
lowin herds, I luv the babblin bruk, I
luv the green wegitation, I luv Iceoer
tri girls most of all articles raised in
the bloomin country. IVen the old
man my patient sayS c ((James, my
sod, beware of sity temtasions, and
keep yore kote buttined in krowds, for
there is men in crowds who live on
histin pepil's mony out of there pocets;
fairwell, my son, an stick to Blainegan.
Adoo, my parient, yore mandates I
will fondly cherish.
I started fur the railrode stasbun
some mile frii'm our place. We trav
eled over that rode morrfonce. That's
a ruff rode I had to travel on. Phin
egan 1 cudn't find; he was'visitin sum
femails I was told. Noin he would be
in Iluntindon that Lite, I started aloan.
A. brisk wahk of a mile thrdugh the
gentile zefers, afour mentioned, brot
me to the stashen of the rode of eleva
tion, and ceelivitees, and ruthless: I
was in plenty time, train was only an
houi• late, good time for them injinn.
Byn by I heard her toot, pooty soon
she came up. "All orf" says the man
of authority, and "all bord," sez he,
nein thp same mouthful of wind for
both invitashens, Now, the engineer
en I is noddin acwaintences, and sez
"party, how's thingsr •
sez fie, "blade he'r up 4 times
atween this and my levin."
looked at that enjin—true, she
located rikety, but there was Some of
her left. Sez I,
'Tarty, I'm frum the rarail districs,
but I'm not so ow posed Upon as that
air, .13,10de her tii)i I.'se ved miff to
let mee know that wh'eti steam blase,
there's nothio left."
He got riled, an sez he, "Punkin, go
to —"
Well, twas a warm climate, but the
day was cold, an no dout ho thawt be
was adoing me a faivor by wishing me
ware littOn was cheep. Seein he was
no niember of Parson Stecles congre
gaeli'en,.and havin no conwertin power
conwenient, I held my
"Say, Kountry;get aboard," sez a.
fellowhose duties ender it necessary
to pull men's ancl - wimmin's traveling
atensellsinter 13 p,ooty delamdatod
shape; and wen told to bindel careful,.
that thair not cast iern, cusses yu, and
yer lucky if' yer body napes the same
fait as yet• trunk.
So I didnt reply, bnt got on. Btit
we dont go wery far before toot goes
the enjin, for why 7 cause them fellers
aro humanitarians on that rode, and an
old bullick was about a mile off cumin .
at a slo walk to cross the track, and
they guv way. A feller told me.the
cow had the rite of. way ; I beleeved
him. The animal stopped, we went
on. Pooty convenient for travelers
with loose teeth, saves pullin—for wy?
cause they bee all shook out afour yu
ride many miles. A man opposit moo
shook his suspenders loose, and anuth•
or feller shook an acwaiutaince.
Up cams the conductor. "All yure
tickets." I invariably get tickets.—
Ity fellow travellers, who "reed when
yu run (cotation,) get tickets, for if yu
dont yu will git change in bad gayer
ment money—fifties very pail and rap
pin paper (putters. I hed sum,but hey
been to Parson Sleek's lately, reglar,
an hay *ot rid of them in contributions
for the unprovided widddrs and, Chair
crippled husbands.
"Oh, my eye l bow sudden that enjin
stopped." Out rushes the conductor;
and out puts a yung feller who winds
up the cars when he wants them to
stop. Sudden was that stop ; I druv
my nose inter a man's back, in the pa
abed of me. That man was bad fed—
be was miserable thin. Sez he, •
"Who struck me with that air sharp
instrument ?"
"Sum feller• who nose yu" for a joke
sez I.
"1 see the point," sez he, a smilin.
Well, eery body node wet they stopt
for. "Sumthin on the track,","a colli
shen," "for water" sez an ole man.—
That's wot I got won I stopt; for my
iso was a floin like rivilets, from the
coneusshen.
Says a noir' feller, "She's got a hot
box."
"Law me," says an 010 woman, "wy
dont she drop it ?"
"0, cool it," sez she.
"They's a doin it," sez
"Was she hurt?" says a pair of
spectacels with a fat gal behind em.
Knoin says 'the enjin got a hot box'
. "0," sez my first.ole woman, lookin
round an say in to apootygirl a sittin
ailed of her, "them peskoy things is al
lot's dein mischief to a body's properti.
I got out. A dirty feller, who wood
hay bin Bailable before the war, sez,
"bring me salt."
"Will that cure her P' sez I, large nt
my goke.
"Put yure hand bore and hold this,"
sez ho, pointin to a darned thing neer
the wool.
Well I'm pooty obligin and I put it.
Didnt keOp it thair long,twar to wai rn.
giv a yel and clapt my hand to my
mouth, leavin a pooty lookin mark.—
That Was a pooty hot box.
Greasy :larfed• Sez ho, "salt will
cure her, but it is better for roast cal."
Them wet was round larfed worry
loud. I didnt see anything to laff at,.
So I got back in the ear. Heard a gud
eel about 'iroast calf," but I consouled
myself with wisyuns of sumbodys lied
under my arm, and my, fist puttin his
nose back an inch inter Lis heff----that
bed was Greasy's.
WERDANT JEEMES,
[TO BE CONTINUED.]
ABOUT SLEIGH RIDING AND WlDows.
friend of ours who has made
sleigh riding the study of his life, as
sured us that widows (young of course,)
where the best consolation in a sleigh
ride. They • are reputed dangerous,
but the peril, perhaps, enhances the
pleasure. If a widow is not attaina
ble, the single blossed aro eligible as
substitutes. Very young ladies are not
desirable; they are tipt*to get fright
ened if the horse should ran away,and
don't enjoy the "spills!! It requires
good deal of dexterity to'conduct the
"spills" properly. Care should be ta
lcep in the selection of i spot whore
the snow is pretty deep. The lady
should hiVe time to compose herself
gracefully for the plunge.. The gentle.
man should throw a somersault over
the lady, so as not to fall on her when
she is shot out The WY' ShOuld be
pitched 'mit gracefullY at the side of
the sleigh.' In case sho is buried deep
in the anew bank, do not attempt to
pull her 'Out by her balmoralS, 'Wart
until she is thawed out. ljri've . to the
nearest hotel,' warm' up,' 'borrow. ti
shovel, and go back and dig her opt
like a man.
Beir A clergyman in Colorado, con
versing with a lady of that part of the
world on the vital subject of religion,
asked her whether the consolations
and ministrations of the church were
as precious to her in her new home as
in the States. To whieh . guery sho re•
sponded (in no irreverent spirit, but
dimply from the fopco of 1410, "you
bet
TERNS, $2,00 a year in advanee‘
Let the. Credit System be Forever
We observe says the Reading Jour•
nal, that the return of peace bas re
vived the temptation not only among
business men but among the people, to
reinaugurato the old credit system.
There is something ominous in this
disposition. It bodes evil to the nation.
Having demonstrated our ability to-do
atcash business,there is species of insani•
ty in everkpontemplating a return to
long credits, s whichbetokene.a.disease
hard to eradicate. A contemporary
well declares that the credit system is
calculated only to expose, all who yield
•to its practices to serious danger from
sudden panic. and momentary revul
sion. While the war lasted, the pee ,
ple of the country wisely adopted the
rule of selling er buying only for cash,
or on short time, and they thus avoid
ed the risks whieh necessarily attend
long credits. 'This policy. was pursued
while everything, to sell, owing to' the
expansion of the currency, was on the
rise, and there was not seemingly so
much need of prudence. But now,
with the general understnnding that
the policy of contraction is to be ad
opted by the Governinent, all valued
must be more or less affected thereby,
and so long as this unsettled condition
of the'curreney continues, so lang
'it be unsafe to launch out into the sea
of credit. We would therefore advis'e
our business men not to buy goods ex
cept for cash or Very short time. The
Eastern merchants, who have large
stocks on hand, Which they are anx—
ious to dispose of, are making fredand
tempting offers of long credits, but it
is not safe to accept thqm. -Bey only.
for cash, and sell only fOr cash and
then.you have your _business within
your own control: And we give the
same advice to cour people generally:
Buy only for cash. Do not ask your
merchant or your grocer to oredi s t you.
It is better for you and it is better for
him. Goods unsold are always prefer.
able to accounts unpaid, and he is the
most prudent man who has least to
fear from changes in the money mar.
ket. Selling on long credit.may swell
the aggregate of nominal gains, but
"nominal gains" may wakellp and find
himself a real loser, after all. We do
not desire to create unnecessary alarm,
because the Contraction which it is the
interest of the Government to inaugu
rate, must be very gradual and may
have to be yet for a time postponed,
1)0;4 is improbable that the present
condition of monetary affairs should
continue long. All classes of business
men are looking to the futu're and
awaiting the Action of Oongrees.; and
to avoid trouble, provide
. against loss
and guard against any
, sudden'fall in
values, we deem it ofthe first, import
ance that the policy of cash purchases
and cash payments, which carried us
through the•l,Var \tli SO little com
mercial distiplian6o,
continued. Let neither • bilyer's tier
sellers yield to the temptation of inau
gurating anew the old credit system
which prevailed beforeand ceased with
the war. And so, WhatevermaT tract
spirO, our people will all find them
selves "snug and taut."
CAUSES ,OF SUDDEN DEAT N.—V:Dry
few of t e fa ddan deaths which are.
said to arise from diseases of the heart
do really arise *from that cause. To
ascertain the real origin of sudden
deaths, an experiment has been tried
in Europe, and reported to a scientific
congress held at Syasboarg. Sixty
six oases of sudden death were made
the subject of a thorough post mortem
examination : in these cases only two
were found who'had died from disease
of ; the heart.' Nine out of the sixty,
oix bad died of apoplexy, while there. l
Imo r,
forty six cases of congestion of '
the ltings--tlPat is, the lungs were so'
hill of blood they conld not woric,there
not being room enough for a sufficient
qiiantity of air to outer to stipribl't life'.
Thocauses that produCe congestion of
the lun'gsare cold feet, tight clothing,
costive bqwels, sitting still untill
after being warmed with labor or a:
rapid walk, going too suddenly from a
close, heated room into the cold air,
especially after speaking, and sudden,
depressing 'news operating' 'Of' 6e
blood. These caiise's of 'sadden death
beteg known, an avoidance, of thein
may serve to lengthen' niany valuable
licee Whieh would gthei•wiso be lost
ander the vei•dief. of heart Complaint'.
Elie disease ie suppose to he ine4itafalei;
hence many may not take tho pains
they would to avoid sudden death if
they knew it lay in their power..
—Wby is a little man who is:a:ways
tolling long stories about nothing like
a certain new kind of rifle ? Because
he's a small bore.
ke-What corps is that which is al,
wit:ye left after a 910,S0 1 9gagan:1341
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AT LEWIS' BOOK. STATIONEBY d MUSIC ; STORK.
Skating,
Many are the amusing articles tha%
have been written about the ramanee
of learning to skate. Pernps 4ie most
funny thing we have ever read ii•thi;
following, written last winter q re
porter of a Milwaulde newspaper. It
is "true to nature
"Last night, about gaslight time, aft
ter, reading a gorwing desciipticin c.. 18
life on skates, we sallied forth to join
the merry crowd. ,We had on a , pai,n
of stoga boots, trowscrs legs tucked inl.
side, a itobert tailed coat and white;
hat. We went ilOttql on the ice, and
gave a 'boy two shillings in good cOin
of the realm for the use affils'i'Mple:
ments. We had confidence—evin,as
great as Peter's faith: We Vilip V the
assistance: of a friend, fixed, on the:
skates, and stood erect, like a•barher's
pole. Encouraged at the kigh3 of s:4ni
ladies on the bridge . lookiniat thio
skaters, we struck out. slant to the
right with the right foot, a slant to the
left with trio left - foot•Hatid jcist, then
We . saw something on the ice, and
stooped• to: pick' it up. On our feet
agaia—two slants 'to the right arid One
to the left, accompanied . with the I?ss,
of con4denee. Another' slide with the,
right foot and we sat down With
fill rapidity, bat with 'very little, if
any elegance. What el'aetiloWn itwaa
for we ritadea s enY inlhe nut,
like an old-fasbioned l Oorinecticat but
ter-bowl I Just then 9.0 of the ladies
reindiked : ' ''Oh lot*;`llary, thatfel
lar with the white hat ain't got his.
sheets on the right place Ditto ,
thoUght we. Jus'e then a ragged little,
devil sting out as, he passed us—'Bpl)•
to, 'old limber loges and we rose sud-.
denly and put after him. Thresslido.s'
to the right, two to the left, and away,
went, our. legs, One to the east, and an-,
other to the west, causing an immense
fissure in our Pants,'and a picture of - a
butter dish in the cold—Oh how cold I
ice. The lady, we know she was one
by the remark she inade; again spoke
and said—'oh, look, Mary, the chap
with the white hat on has sat down on •
his handkercher to keep him from tak
ing cold !' We rose about as graceful'
as a saw horse, when Mary said—
'Guess 'taint a handker'eheif, .lane,' and
Diary was right.' We tried it again
A glide one way—a glide and ahalf
the other, uh2,n whack came out bufflP
of philoprog,enitiveness on the ice, and
we saw• a million of stars dancing
around our eyes, like ballet girls at tlio
Ilowery theatre.' itow, that shock
Went through our system, and up and
down our spinal' colUinn,'
conldnl • hat , e c'orksreWed it down a
.
greased sapling with greater speed
and More. ehilaratmg effect, YerhapS
we had skated, in our peculiar" style,
Oteeri' feet, when a blundering chap
came up behind, whin we sat down
again, with our tired head pillowed
in his lap—and . he swearing at ns,
• emit - was - tits - owli - ratitt - rfrcird
the' ice was there toot' 'Everyplace
where we made our debut on theloe-1
oh, how cold it Was'l Our bare-skin'
drawers were no protection at all. We
tried again, for the papers all say it's.
Lin,' and doWn came' orir Roman Ore
eiau nose on ihe cold julep material,
and the 'little drops of crimson ran
doWn our ihiq bosom and on the cold
ice. Once more we tried 'skating;
made for the shore, Sat down and
counted' damages. Two shillings in
cash thrown. away. Several , lateral
and fronteral butrips'on:the ice. Ono
immense fissure in ; as handsome a pair
of ten.dollar casSimeresas a man ever
put his legs into. One rupture in :,the::
knee to the bone. Your but
tons from' cor a fragmented
ivatch crystal; 'and a backache , big
enough to di'vide 'among two children' •
of Israel. If you got us on the smooth;
glassy, chilly, slippery,freezing,treaoh
erous,,and slipsuppery ice Nain,you'll •
know it... If any'iine ever fiCais of our,.
skating again, they Will please draw
on us at 'sight for, the bivalves and au
conpahying doenniinfg, We have get,
through skating; It's humbug,. Itfej
a 'vexation of spirit, of business, of
flesh, and a tearing of trousers. It's
head-huniping, lutok-aching,,,leg
rearing,, dangerous and:
we warn people aghinstlliating.,
tried it, and shan't be able to walit
a month. Skating' dubs are
twe. • _
SIZE' OF TEE WOlll4
nuke forty such States as Rhoile
hind, anciMinnesota sixty. Missouri
is larger than all Lew hngland. Ohio '
exceeds either Ireland or Scotland or
Portugal ; and equals Belgium, Scot='
land, and Switzerland togekor. Mis:•
souri is More, than half as largeas
and larger thi . tri Dentnarli l olland,
Belgium, and'Swizerland. " I .Missouri.
d are larger than tngland,
Scotland, Trola`rid and Wales.
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