TER I'S OP THE GLOBE Per •nnxm in ideal:me ' !ix months " Three months . . A failure to notify a cliemntintlllllCo at the expiration of the term eabecribod for will be ooneideroti a new engage. neat. TIMIS OE ADVERTISING 1 insertion. 2 do. 3 do. four Hues or less, $25 $ 37 ' 1 '; $ 60 Joe square, (12.1tues,) ...... .... 60 I's lao two- squares, 1 00 1' 60 2 00 three equerea, 1 50 2 25 3 00 Orer three weekend tees then three months, 25 route per square tor each insertion. • 3 months. 6 months. 12 months. Ilx hues or lags, 'P. 60 $3 00 0 00 Jne squatt•;• 3 00 5 00 7 00 Ewo squares • - 6 00 • 800 10 00 Three monies, 1 00 10 00 16 00 Your squares, 9 00 13 00 oiii 00 Masi column 12 00 16 00.. .... ....24 00 One column, - 20 00 40 00.... .... .50 00 ,Professional end Edginess Cards not exceeding fear lines Otte year 23 00 Administrators' and Executors' Notices, • $1 75 , Advertisements not marked witlt the 'mo th er of Inger tlont,desired, will be continued till forbid and charged AC ditidlog to these terms. Ely 61trbe. HUNTINGDON, PA. For the Globe. Returned Home---The Pa. Reserves They have come home—home to the spot That loved thiin long ago ; Tc s cenes with tender memories fraught, flee holy as earth may knowl They have come home ; long they've strayed, .-Rocked on the billows foam ; Toiled o'er the mountain, thro' the glade ; But now they have come home! They have come home, to gaze once more 'On the bill, and dale, and stream Where, in more peaceful days of yore, Life seemed like a blessed dream. Ales! since then, how have the years Gone slowly, darkly by; Full many a sod is wet with tears ! • Full many a heart doth sigh. They have come home, again to clasp . The loved in a fond embrace ; A father's trusted hand to grasp Aad.look on his time worn face. They have come home to a mother's heart, To a mother's yearning Jove ; Who wept When the hour came to part, And bade theni trust in Him above. Yes, yes, they have come home to see - The loving, the tried and true, Who saw them go at their countri'e call, dud bade them a fond adieu. Alas I that such a joyous day Should mingle with a weight of pain Fur the brave, who slumber far away, On many a battle plain. They have collie homo, while others rest In the graves of distant lands; Or slumber down in the ocean's heart On it's couch of gleaming sands. Our tears fur them! Our tears for those Who shall miss them by their side, And comfort them in their bitter woes, For the dear ones who have died. They've come ! they've come ! Yo've waited long, , -Their place by the glowing hearth ; Ye've heard the voice of song, And well known sound of mirth. They meet'you round the joyous board, And sit inthe vacant chair ; And grateful thanks to heaven were poured, As they came to meet you there. Pine Groye, Union tp Address of the Union State Central Committee To the People of l'eniis-glimtita ......., In the midst of a-fierce conflict for ..._ - the national life—responding to calls for large reinforcements to enable-onr armies successfully to combat 'with traitors—cheerfully meeting the .pay, ment of extraordinary taxation to sup ply the Government with money to' the war- and .submitting to an im mense increase in the prices of living, the people of Pennsylvania have nev ertheless been able for three years to Maintain a prosperity. and secure a healthy operation in all the branches of their trade, ,unprecedented in the annals nf. tiny country while engaged in the prosecution of a war. In the trials of this bloody war, with the struggle just reaching its climax, the peoplo of Pennsylvania. suddenly find themselves inVolved in a political con test invested with the highest impor t:wee; because frought with the most momentous issues. Ordinarily, here tofore, political contests meant only a choice of policy as to the manner of administering the Government The struggle of parties was for the posses sion of the powers of Government, and merely to control their operations. Now, however, our;; political contests Lave resolved themselves into a direct and a positive issue for the safety, and the permanence of the Government; because, politically as well as sectional ly, the eohtest at the ballot-box and in the.battle field must decide whether the Union shall exist or perish with the triumph or defeat of one or the 'other of the contending parties. Hence the unwanted importance with - which our political campaigns are now invested. Parties are now divided on issues which vitally concerti the Government. They are composed of friends and enemies of that Govern ment. To choose between there par ties equally interests the cause of boy. alty and that of treason. No man can stand neutral between the two, and all that are not.fairly for the Gov ernment will be justly recognized as its enemy. Admitting that such is the new importance assumed by our political contests, we have an excuse as well as a justification for entering on the contest fast approaching, for . the amendments of the Constitution, with all the zeal in our nature, and all the devotion that should characterize the patriot and the lover of his coun tryin his effort to serve it. It would seem that on an amend ment to the Constitution granting the soldier a right to vote there should be no division. Among a free people particularly, who are admitted always to be the most intelligent, such a -right should be so well grounded in com mon and statute law as to need no ~.. , "Hy. 3f --••,.., fri •,i. Ri : ~ , , 3 , ~--csolt:..,'i'e2.., ?...tc4r4 . • 1-4-.--s 'l''l.—. ...*.VIEft",!:4-‘,. 4..":("--:: ,f.1,,..-'7:).;*-, .."..44,,P04749. -k.;,'?•-• ~ . 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The Soldier, in all lands, alike among civilized and bar baric nations, has over been admitted to the highest honors conferred by the governments beneath whose banners he fought. His valor, his sacrifices, and his devotion; have ever been re garded as themes for the poet, subjects for the painter, and material for the historian; and thus the calling of, arms became one of honor—one which elic ited the noble rivalries compatriots, and, where civilization refined the in stincts and elevated 'the character of men, war has been conducted as to force combatants to respect and honor each other's qualities—the Victor still to treat the vanquished as a MAN: The Constitution and laws expressly. declare that no man shall be depriv ed of his citizenship, except for high crimes of which he shall be charged and proved guilty. He must be sum moned to meet such a charge of crim inality in. the .presence of judges whose oaths bind them to do him entire jus. tice. He must be insured a trial by a jury sworn impartially to consider his ease : If found guilty, the sentence of his judges may result in his disfran 7 chisementbut disfranehisements is not aimed at as a result of his .puniSh• went. Disfranchisements as a direct punishment is only made to follow the highest crime kuOwn against the State. Yet in the face of these facts, and in opposition to all equality, there are those in the State who i'n'sist that disfranchisement should follow We highest service which a man can per form for his Government. There is a strong party to-day in Pennsylvania, regularly organized, controlled by able loaders and sustained by astute and learned advocates, insisting that the service of a citizen as a soldier—the perilling of life and limb fn the sup. port of the Government, the giving up of domestic ondearments, the sacrifice of business interests, and the yielding of all personal comforts, forfeit for these thus engaged all political right, every franchise of a free-born or insti tutionally adopted American citizen. The monstrous iniquity of such a claim is at once apparant, 'however it has been maintained by our highest judicial tribunals. Its injustice can only be sustained by sophistries found ed in the worst political prejudices, so that the sooner the Constitution and laws are made plain and rendered ex plicit on this subject, and posted where every,where - every man can read and understand them, just so soon do we secure the strength and majesty of the Government in the confidence and respect fo the governed—just so soon do we _make our good old State wor thy of the past valor of her sons, and glorious in the future. AMerican citi zenship has 'its° virtues, and these their merits. Each virtue can . only be exalted by serving the Govern ment under which they flourish but if that service is made a badge - of deg redation, will it not be more natural for men of honor and spirit- and true courage to resist its rendition than voluntarily to accept its duties? The citizen soldier feels when he takes up arms it is to defend, not destroy, his political rights- The man who sacri flues his business interests, and for a stipulated time surrenders his per sonal liberty, cannot understand-why he should be deprived of his political rights. The service of arms does not blunt the judgement or blur the abili ty of a citizen to exercise the elective franchise. It rather gives him a now. title to the enjoyment of such Ft right, ' and fits him for the highest privileges of a free Government. Unlike the masses of Europe, the great body of the American people are intelligent, possessed of education affording the highest knowledge. While war fora time may change the habits of such a people ; it cannot effect tneir sense of justice, their appreciation of power, and their love of Government. It can not lessen their ability for selflovern meat. If it could, the war in which we are now engaged for the defence of the Government and the safety of the public weal had better be stopped immediately. The Democratic leaders now oppose the enfranchisement of the soldier. In the olden time the Democratic lead ers,. such as Jefferson, Jackson, Sny der, and Shultze insisted that the elec tive franchise followed the flag under which a soldier fought. If that flag was potent, on the sea and the land, to protect a man in war, why should it not possess the other virtues of con tinuing his political franchises? If it made the deck of a vessel above which it waved the soil of the. country rep resented by it, regardless of the sea .or clime in which it floated, so also does it carry with it for the soldier . n-ho fights beneath its folds any politi- HUNTINGDON, PA., WEDNESDAY,,,JULY 27, 1864. cal rights which these heroes enjoyed before they were mustered into the service; and on this soundly demo cratic argument the soldiers who fought in Mexico were able to exor cise a freeman's right in the wilds of the chapparel, the heats of the sea shore, the din of conflict, and in the shadow of battlemented castles, - the same as if they had been at' home in their respective wards and precincts. If men fighting thousands 'of miles from home—cut off from all commu nication--scarcely inforMed at the time on the issues of the political cam paign, were able and entitled to ex ercise the right of the franchise, is it not fair to Suppose that citizens of a like intelligence, engaged in the same service of the Government within the limits of its authority, distant only a few miles from home, conversant with all the issues involved in the political contest, in daily communication with their friends, and in perusal also of journals discussing the questions at stake—is it not fair to suppose that such men are entitled to the exorcise of all their ,political rights ? Only those who act from perverted policy on this subject, will seek to evade the responsibility of such a question. This is proven by the judicial history al ready attached to this questiOn. When it Was deemed expedient, as it was undoubtedly considered by the Demo cratic leaders then, the elective fran chise was extended to the absent sol diers in Mexico ;but in the midst of a war waged by the upholders of an in , stitution from which the Democratic leaders derive all their strength, G. W. Woodward, a Justice of- the Su preme Court, and lately the candidate of the Democratic party for Governor judicially denied the soldiei's the exer cises of the elective franchise; denied our brave defenders the right almost in the same breath in which he declar ed the right of the States of the South to rebel and secede from the. Union I Fair men can-see no difference in an American soldier voting in Mexico, while fighting beneath the flag of his country, and the same soldier citizen under the same circumstances voting in .at rebellious State. Time nor place within the limits of a free'government or in the service thereof, cannot influ ence, should not be permitted to affect the rights of ft freeman. The goVern ment which is not able to insure him these inherent rights is unworthy his support. The authority of a free gov ernment, which seeks to degrade , a freeman while perilifig his life in its defence, is a despotism more fearful. than that which denies all right to the governed. It is not possible that such a government can last. At some pe. tied in its history, if the rights of its defenders be di.q.egarded as the Dem ocratic leaders now deny the rights of the franchise to the soldiers, it will need arms to protect it both from for eign and domestic foes, and perish eventually, an object too mean for de fence. In advocating the soldier's right to vote, the loyal men of Pennsylvania are sustained by a faith in the fact that his service is such as to secure him not merely all the tights ho en • Sayed before he entered the army, but increased dignity and power at the hands of the Republic. Tho enemies of this great principle oppose it only for reasons of expediency. There was a time when the Democratic. leaders claimed that the army was largely and even almost wholly composed of their partisan followers. When they were most elamous in insisting upon tho recognition of such a claim, the supporters of the principal, opposed politically to these leaders, were most earnest and even persistent'in its ad voeacy. To them it was a principle of justice too sacred to be disregarded —too noble to be rejected—too impor tant in its relations to the very geni us and .vitality of the Republic to be denied to all the people thereof, alike those who risk the perils of battle in its defence and those who run .no dan ger of life, limb or - property in the ser vice of the Government, and who still claim its highest immunities and most sacred privileges. • On the second day of August ensu ing this question will come practically before the people of Pennsylvania. We do not doubt the result of the election as to the acceptance or rejec tion of the soldier's right to vote. But we would be false to the creed which we adore, if we failed to avow in ad vance our approval of granting this great right to our bravo defenders. Pennsylvania has many thousands of her citizens now in the army. They have all gone forth inspired by a sub lime faith in the strength of a free Government to crush a wicked eon spiracy,land does it become us, while enjoying the blesvings Of peace at -PERSEVERE.- home, while the limbs of our soldiers aro wet with their own blood, and their weapopS are dripping with the gore of traitors, to say to them, You have forfeited your citizenship; you are no longer worthy of participating in the control of a free Government; your posi tions must be with the srave,t of the South —among the disgraced and degraded of God's children - " We cannot: believe that the people of PennsylVania aro prepared to-send such a message to their fellow citizens-in the armies of the Republic. Weyannot believe that so foul a disgrace awaits our war-worn but still intrepid heroes. The hearts of the people at home" aretoo full" of gratitude for a return of great service by—galling neglect. 'Our faith in the justice of the people renders us confi dent in the establishment and vindi cation of the political rights of the soldier. But that faith must be ac companied by works. Hence it be comes the duty of the Slate Central Committee to urge on the friends of the soldier actively to labor for the triumph of this effort in his behalf. Let it be said of our fellow citizens now absent as soldiers, that as our victorious armies planted their ban ners in the capital of treason, it was . beneath their folds in Richmond each hero of the Keystone State exercised the freeman's right of the elective franchise for a President to adminis• ter the Government to a returned Un ion, to States once more loyal, to a people again at peace and blessed with prosperity. SIHON CAMERON, Chairman.. A. W. BENEDICT, 005 . 8. WINE FORNEY, Order of General Sherman. Punishment of Guerillas, :Emissaries, and their Sympathizers. The following letter is publiShed to tho people of Tennessee , and Georgia, living within tho limits of the Depart- Mont of the Cumberland, for their in formation, as expressing the scnti, meats of-tho Department comman der. The same instructions are hero by. given to post aud.district comman ders; cad the—e-s-er--pelialties irnpu - Sed tifionlTlTTnurderers, robbers, incendi aries, and raiders, : their eiders and. abettors, and any parson, upon wolf founded accusation of having violated his oath of allegiance to the United States, will be brought to trial before a military commission as a traitor. Headquarters Military Diu. of the Miss., In the Field, , • Big Shanty, Ga., June 21, 1864. General Burbridge, Com' g Dis., Ken'y GENEHAL : The recent raid of Mor gan, and the concurrent acts of men styling themselves Confederate parti sans or guerillas, call for determin ed action on your part: Even on the Southern 'State Rights' theory, Kentucky has not seceded. Her people, by their votes and by their actions, have adhered to their allegiance to the National Govern ment, and the South would now co erce her out of our Union and `nto theirs, by the very dogma.of 'coercion' upon which so much stress was laid at the outset of the war, and which car ried into rebellion the people of the middle and border slave States. Put politics, aside, those acts of the so-called partisans or guerillas are no thing but simple murder, horse steal. ing, arson, and other . well defined crimes which do not sound so well un der their true name as more agreea ble ones of warlike meaning. Now, before starting on this cam paign, I foresaw, as you remember, that this very case would arise, and I asked Governor Bramletto to at once organize in each county a small, trust worthy band, under the sheriff' if pos sible, and at ono dash arrest every man in the community who`was dan gerous to it; and also every fellow hanging about the towns, villages, and cross-roads, who had no honest exiling , the material out of which gue rillas are made up ; but this sweeping exhibition of poWer doubtless seemed to the Governor rather arbitrary. The fact is, in our country personal liberty has been so well secured that public safety is lost sight of in our laws and C:mstitution; and the fact is we are thrown back ono hundred years in civilization, law, And every thing else. and will go right straight to anarchy and the devil if somebody don't arrest our downward progress. We, the military, must do it, - and we have right and law on oar side. All governments and communities have a right to guard against real and even supposed danger. The whole people of Kentucky must not he kept in a state of suspense and real danger, lest a few.innocent men should . be wrong fully. accused. Ist, You may order all your post and district commanders that ,gueril are•not soldiers, but wild beasts, unknown to the usages of war. To be, recognized as soldiers, they must be enlisted, enrolled, officered, uniformed armed and . equipped by recognized belligerent power, and must, if de tached from a main army, be of suffi cient strength, with written orders from some army commander, to do some military thing. Of course, we have recognized the Confederate Gov ernment as a belligerent power, but deny their right to our lands, territo ries, rivers, coasts, and nationality— admitting the right to rebel and move to some other country, where laws and customs are.more iu accordance with their own ideas and prejudices. 2d. The civil power being insuffi cient to protect life and property, ex necessitate ref, .to prevent unarChy, "Which nature abhors," the military steps in, and is ri , htful,,constitutional and lawful.' Under this law, every body can bo made to "stay at home, and mind his and her own business," and if they won't do that, can be sent away, where they cannot keep their honest neighbors in fear of clanger, robbery, and- insult. 3d. Your military commanders, pro vost marshals, and other agents, may arrest all males and females who have encouraged or harbored guerillas and robbers, and you may cause them to be collected in Louisville, and when you have enough,. say three or four hundred, I will cause them to be sent down the Mississippi, through their guerilla gauntlet; and by a sailing ship send them to a land where they may take their nogroes and make a colony with laws and a future of their own. If they won't live sin peace in such a garden as Kentucky, why we will kindly send Ahem to another, if not a bettor land, and, surely, this would be a kindness to them, and a God's blessing to Kentucky. I wish you to be careful that no personalities aro Mixed up in this; nor does a 'full and generous love of country, "of the South," of their Slate or county; form a cause of banishment, but that devil ish spirit which will not be satisfied, Mild -that makes war the_ pretest for murder, nrsoni-thrtein all its grades, perjUry, and all the crimes of human nature. . My own preference wag and is, that the civil authorities of Kentucky w'ld and could do this in that State, but if they will not, or cannot, then we must for it must be done. There must be an "end to strife," and the honest, in•" clustrions people of Kentucky- and the whole 'world will be benefitted 'and re joiced at the conclusion, however ar rived at. I use no concealment in saying. that I do not object to men or women having what they call "Southern feel ing," if confined to love of country, and of peace, honor, and security, and even a little family pride, but these become "crimes" when enlarged to mean love of murder, .of war, desola tion, famine, and all the horrid atten dants of anarchy. • I am, with respect, your friend, I.V. T. SHERMAN, Hajar General By command oflllaj. Gen. Thomas. Wm. D. Witirrta, Chief of Staff. Offleial : GERITARD 119ITMAN, A. A. G. . Maj. Gen. L.ll. ROLTIMOZ.IIj, Commanding District of the Ten SELF-EVIDESLY DRUNK.--010 Judge ---,who resides not very far from here, is known as one who never pays a debt if it can be avoided. He has plenty of money, however, and is a jolly rollicking old chap. He gets pretty drunk occasionally, when of course, his friends, who are all his creditors, take good care of him. Not long ago, he fell into the hands of one of tho Philistines, to whom ho owed a considerable sum, for which he had given his note, and as it was a last chance, the friend dived into the Judge's wallet, took out tho amount, and put the noto where the money had been. When the Swigs awoke to conscious• ness, as was his wont, he took out his walletto count how much money he was out. Finding his purse almost empty, he thundoreg— "How did I spend all my money? "You paid off that note I hold," an swered tbefriend, "Well," muttered the Judge, quietly stowing away his wallet," I must have been very drunk!" . Mr - Torn tell me the greatest lie now, you ever told in Your life, and I'll give you a glass of cider. "Me ! never told a lie." That'll do. Boy draw him the cider. um, A very handsome young lady down east, they say, went a wholo day Without going to her looking glass. Her suffering must have been excruciating. TEEMS, $1,50 a year •in advance. Trapping a Tiger. A most ingenious Mode of tiger kil 7 . ling is that 'Which is employed by 'the, natives of Oude. They gather,a large number of the broad leaves of the prauss trees, which much resembles the sycamore, and - having well be smeared them with a kind of bird, lime, they strew them in the animal's way, taking care to lay them with the prepared side uppermost. Let a tiger but put his paw on one of those innocent looking leaves, and his fate is settled. Finding the loaf sticking to his paw, he shakes it to rid him self of the nuisance, and finding that plan unsuccessful, he endeavors to at tain his object by 'rubbing it against his face, thereby smearing the ropy bird limo over his nose and eyes, and gluoing the eyelids together: By this time he has probably trodden` upon' several more of yeaclierous leaves, and is bewildered with the convenience; then he rolls on'th. ground, rubs his head on the earth, in his effort to got free. By so doing he adds.fresh bird lime to his bead, body, and liinbs, agglutins.tes his sleek fur together in unsightly tufts, and finish es by hoodwinking himself so thor oughly with leaves and bird limo, that belies floundering on the ground tear ing up the earth with his claws, utter ing howls of rage and dismay, and exhausted by the impotent struggles in which he has been so long enga ged. These cries are a signal to the authors of his misery, who run to, the spot, armed with guns, bows, and spears, and find no difficulty in de spatching tli . eir blind and wearied foe. A Patriot's Platform. lion. Schuyler Colfax writes n lot ter to his constituents, in which ho says: I justify the Administration in its denial to suspected traitors and their_ abettors of the writ of habeas corpus; for, as I road the Constitution, this was the express intent of its framers, when, in time of insurrection, the vali lie safety required it. • • - justify it, also, in what is denounc ed by its en etnie's as "arbitrary arrests;',' end only_iegret that any thus arrest ed, against whom there seemed rea sonable suspicion, like Marshal Kane and others, were discharged. without I justify a lintler in daring to hang • a traitor in Nevi Orleans, and.a. Bars side in .arresting an influential politi cian. for publielv.defying and spitting on a military order, deemed essential for the nation's cause. I heartily approve the Presidont4 Emancipation Proclamation, and his solemn declaration thatno slave of any State, whether on the border or fur ther'South, who fights for , his eguntry, shall over wear the chains of bondage. I am for the most vigorous exertions to reinforce our armies by the largest possible addition of colored troops, and only regret that the persistent opposi 7 tion to them by the enemies of the Ad ministration, their Congressmen and their presses, hasretarded their organ ization when, had they unitedly aid ed the work and encouraged it, we might have had, Ore now, .400,000 of such soldiers, instead of 100,000 and avoided all impending drafts: . `I 'endorse most heartily - the ,policy of confiscating, the property of rebel's. voluntarily in arms against their coun try; and who, guiltier than the, parri eide; seek to 'evolve country and. citi zen alike in a common destruction. I am for striking at slavery, the the cause of all our .woes. and. tho progenitor . of this gigantic robellioa, with every. power under our control warpower of the army, the navel poW or of the navy, and the proclamation power of the President; and. for its fi nal and irrevocable extirpation froM the land, by an amendnient to the Constitution, which shall make that instrument, as well .as the Republic` itself, forever free; and thus, also, obey the Divine injunction, "to break every yoke and let the oppressed go free." I am against treason, whether it roars its hideous form in front of our patriotic and gallant armies, or under the roof of our capitol; in the streets of New York, or within the borders of Indiana; and I am against any se verance of the Union by the sword of rebellion, by a disgraceful compromise, or by a base sarrender of the sacred cause in which so many martyrs for the right have so sadly, and yet so bravely fallen. " An d, .to sum up, I am for. Abrahap Lincoln—the pilot who shrank not In the darkest hour—and -far Andrew Johnson—" faithful among the faith less found"—for the highest offices in the nation's gift, of. which they are each so worthy. . . • Very truly, yours. SCHUYIAA. Cotr.Ax. MARK 1/.. MCCLELLAIiI3 7 Valparaiso, NO. 5, There-was once a.father who gave. tip everlything. hotise, his fields; his goods—and pouted that for this his children would support him. But after he had been some time with his son, the latter grew tired of him and said torhim: "Father. I have had a eon born rto me this night, and there, where - your arm.chairkandsithe oradle Will you not, perhaps, go to my broth er, who has a larger room?" After he had been Sonic tiide vatfi the second son, he also grew tired of him and said: "Father, you like a warm room, and that hurts my head:, Won't you'it6 to my brother, the baker?" . The father went, after.hg 4/4 boon some time with the third scm,, ho 7 also fonnd bitn.troublosome,:and said to hid: _ "rather, 'the people .run . in :and - oat: here all day, as if it were a pigeon house, and you cannot bifveyotty iibou day sloop. Would you not be, better off at my sister Kate's, near the town, The eye of tho law has heconcie so' weak from the 'want of proper ptae tics in Abe different courts, that it ifi lug to advertise for a pupil... . . A crusty old bachelor says, thai Adam's wife was called Eve / because when she appeared,. Man's'day of hap; piness Was drawing to 'a elose. Mr ',Awls gone tioiv,"'sitid tho 01),: bier, whon his last . ftwi . snitnt in .two. Ear• "Ma, what makes sistdr, shake and shiver so - when -she sings?' Why my-child, she took - a: ticket to the opera,. and' it struck in and gore' her the delirium screamers. DV' Toms Thumb : and wife were' robbed of $1,291 . at "White 1kap,...14N1Y York. " BE T7I.M, C3l_,paau JOB : PRINTING = OFEiCE. T"'GLOBE JOl3 , t)FFIC4 is . • the Moat complete of any faille country,:ambi/oe eeseee the most ample &clinkc for promptly executirw - tho beat style, every variety of,Job Pbtuang, gunk as LIANb • - -• • - • . . - • ' .11.LANK8; " POSTBRS, BILL HEADS, WARDS, • • Chien/44k - E . • • - ,• • • - ALL - TICKETS, - LABELSFig &C, r GALL iND I.S.AXlEihffiliiiiiOP '70E24 AT LEWIS; il . ooll, STATIONERY i,kiveirc STORM Ingratitude to : Fannin. _ The old man remarked how the wind blew, and said to himseln- r -ckes, I will do . so; I will go and try it with daughter. Women . have. softer hearts.' But after he had . L Egitit'imme: time with his daughter, she grow wee,. ry of him, and.saidshe . was always so fearful Wheit her.father went to church or anywhere else and was obliged. to descend the steep. stairs, and at her sister Elizabeth's there NV as.no. stairs to descend, as slip lived onthe-grolind For the.salte of peace, the old maii wont to his other daughter. But at: tor some time, she - too • was'aired of him, and told him, by a third person, that her house near the water eras too damp fora man who snared from the gout, and her sister, the grare gee's wife; at St. 3 ohn's, had much drier lod , rings. the old man hiiiisolf thought she Was right, and Went ~out 6 side the gate to,hisyoUngeet 'daughter Helen. But after he had _ ; been: three days With her, -her little son said , . to hjsgrandfathor • . • 'Mother said yost.6l- 1 ::-, , to coitsin' Elizabeth_that tharo was no bottor chamber for-you than such ono .;as tather digif - - • - • Tfieso words . Lii.oke the old' qatti's heatiold be stink back 'l_ll isix:chtfiri And - - • 'rm. A good story, is.relatsd the painter, a man distinguished for yefinemont of manners as well as his success in art. At,, ,a party, on evening, Sully was .speaking of ;khans* who was a great favorite t• , ; saps Sully, 'she has - a,pouti like an elephant.' 'Oh, oh J Mr. Sully how own yew be so rude r `Rude, ladies! whatdo you' mean_? I say_she has gota mouth an,elo- phant's, because it's full of ivory.' , le,. The Chines.° picture of ambi tion is 'a mandarin trying to 'catch a comot by putting salt on his'tail! te 6: A little urehir, begging in the city the other flay, was askediby a'lis'- dy who had 'filled - his'igisket,: if his ph . - 'iblits Wore : f said the Gop have enough in - yeoui; ka'now toed the fatally , for reoi~{'a time! said tholady: ';•; ;.;; 40b, no I htien't neither?saidthe lad, 'for dad arid rne keeps boarder& he does the housework and I does the raarketin! How To'RUN -UP S A WASHINEIBILt..7r , A needy, swell, who had ventured to give a laundress a single shirt to wash, was astonished when she ,presented ,a hill for six pieces, instead. Of ,one. tikwh,lny good _woman," said be, "I gave you' but one single article," ''True," replied the woman, "but that same one article was so old arid rag ged that it washed into six pieces. and it would puzzle Old Nick to put, therm together again " I=