TERMS OF THE GLOBE. Per annum in advance $1 50 Six months 75 Three months 50 A. failure to notify a discontinuance at the expiration of the term subscribed for will be considered a new engage ment. TERMS OF ADVERTISING. 1 insertion. 2 do. 3 do. Four lines or less, $ 25 $ 37:5 $ 50 One square, (12 lines,) .. : ... .... 50 75 100 Two squares, 1 00 1 50 2 00 Three squares, 1 50. ..... ... 2 25 3 00 Over throe week and less than three mouths, 25 emits per square for each insertion. 3 months. 6 months. 12 months. Blx lines or less, v. 50 p 00 $5 00 O ne square, 3 00 6 00 7 00 Two squares, 5 00 8 00 10 00 Throe squares, 7 00 10 00 15 00 Four squares, 9 00 13 00 20 00 Ilalf a column, 12 00 16 00 ...... —.24 00 One column 20 00 '0 00.... .. .... 50 00 Professional and Business Cards not exceeding four lines, one year, $3 00 Administrators' and Executors' Notices, Advertisements not marked with the number of inser tions desired, will ho continued till forbid and charged ac cording to these terms. DON'T FORGET, WALLACE Sc CLEMENT, Have jnst received another stock of new goods, such as DRY GOODS, GROCERIES, QUEEN SW ARE, AC., in the store room at the south-east corner of the Diamond in the borough of Iluntingdon, lately occupied as a Jew elry Store. 'their Stock has been carefully selected, and will be mold low for cash or country produce. FLOUR, FISH, HAMS, SIDES. srfouLDEits, SALT, LARD, and provisions generally, kept constantly on hand on reasonable terms. Huntingdon, Sept. 24., 1860. 1 144' \ I N 1114 )..:2===ga J.L, ivl wo--At‘ St` DEALER IN '' AND IP r ,. 1 filiCl!iitglild. 01111 \ . 1414° i ekete 4 t....- `zia; tzt, , PF.XN'A. e .( 4 , i .-4ti .1 SELLING OFF FOR CASH!! BARGAINS IN HARDWARE. As " the nimble penny is better than the slow sixpence," and smat/ profits in cash, are •better than vexing eye-sore book accounts, JAMES A. BROWN is now determined to sell off-the large.and splendid stock of hardware, Paints, /to., which he has just brought from the east, at such low prices, as will induce everybody to crowd in for a share of the bargains. his stock includes a complete variety of I3UILDING-lIARDWARE, "MECHANICS' TOOLS, CUTLERY, lIOLLOW-WARE, OILS, PAINTS, SADDLERY, TARNISIIES, GLASS, CARRIAGE T'LIMMINGS, STEEL, IRON, CHAIN PUMPS, LEAD PIPE, MOROCCO, LINING SKINS, COAL OIL LAMPS and COAL OIL, &c., ac., Together with a full assortment of everything pertaining to his line of business. gifirAll orders receive prompt attentioo•—eV. Huntingdon, Sept. 24, 7560 2,000 CUSTOMERS WANTED ! NEW GOODS FOR FALL and WINTER. BENJ. JACOBS • Has received a fine assortment of DRY GOODS for the Spring and Summer season, comprising a T 517 extensive RS Bi:radiant of LADIES DRESS GOODS, DRY GOODS in general, READY-MADE CLOTHING, For Men and Boys GROCERIES, HATS & CAPS, BOOTS AND SHOES, &c. &c. The public generally aro requested to call and examine rtly goods—and his prices. As I am determined to sell my Goods, all who call may expect bargains. Country Produce talon in Exchange for Goods. BSNJ. JACOBS, ut the Cheap Corner. Huntingdon, Sept. 21. 1860. T 0.0 t-, PI OV = 'P' s r. *-1 cn en —3 , t izts vzi 'xa. / = (*)g =I . O Vi t 7 0 4F z, ./ 7 ft l i ce i t t4ry . CD -, ss 4. * ),,,,„ 16 „;4# '*'*a• .... 'V >" - - TTAINES BROS.' OVERSTRUNG _Di GRAND ACTION PIANO FORTES, Celebrated for superior quality of TONE and elegance and beauty of finish. These Pianos have always taken the FIRST P.RE3117131 when placed in competition with oth er makers. CHALLENGE ALL COMPETITION. A splendid as sortment of LOUIS XIV and plainer styles always on hand. Also Second-hand Pianos and PRINCE'S IM PROVED MELODEONS from $45 to $l5O. .-Every Instrument warranted. GEO. L. WALTER'S Piano and Melodeon Depot, S. E. Cor. 7th & Arch Ste., Philadelphia. July 25, 1860.-6 m• COME TO THE NEW STORE FOR CHEAP BARGAINS. NEW GROCERY AND CONFECTIONERY. C. LONG Informs the citizens of Huntingdon and 'vi cinity, that he has opened a new Grocery and Confection ery Store in the basement, under Gutman & Co.'s Clothing Store, in the Diamond, and would most respectfully re quest' a share of public patronage. Ms stock consists of all kinds of the BEST GROCERIES, CONFECTIONERIES, &c., &c. Fish can be had at wholesale or retail. ICE CRIUM will be furnished regularly to parties and individuals, at his room. Huntingdon, Sept. 24, 1860. NEW MILLINERY ESTABLISH AIENT IN lIGNTINGDON. MRS. L. A. FIAMER, Apt. 4- Respectfully informs the ladies of Huntingdon and vicini ty, that she has opened a Millinery store on Rill street, ono door west of Dr. Dorsey's residence, where may be found every article in her line of business, such as Bonnets, Ribbons,Laces, Blonds, Collars, Under Sleeves, Vails, and a genera assortment of Fancy Goods. The ladies aro respectfully invited to call and examine her stock. Ladles, dresses of all kinds made in the best and most foshionabl6 style. liuntingdon, Sept. 24., 1560.-6 m. Abeautiful lot of Shaker BP.onnGNVlets for sale cheap, at D. N'S. CLOAKING Cloths ; Tassals, Cords and Binding, cheap at _ D. P. °WIN'S. you will find the Largest and Best assartmiat of Lltd Prrfts Goods at D. P. ONTIN'S. $1 75 TITE NI:1V STORE JAS. A. BROWN. - '\ taTi WILLIAM LEWIS, VOL, XVI, gly (firisi,s. Northern State Laws---The Personal Liberty Acts. [From the National Intelligence; Dec. Ilth MAINE. The laws of this State provide that no sher iff, deputy sheriff, coroner, constable, jailor, justice of the peace, or other officer of the State, shall arrest or detain, or aid in so do ing, in any prison or building belonging to this State, or to any county or town, any person on account of a claim on him as a fu gitive slave, under a penalty not exceeding one thousand dollars, and make it the duty of all county attorneys to repair to the place where such person is held in custody, and render him all necessary and legal assistance in making his defence against said claim. NEW HAMPSHIRE. The law of this State declares that slaves, coming or brought into the State, by or with the consent of the master, shall be free ; de clares the attempt to hold any person as a slave within the State a felony,with a penalty of imprisonment not less than one nor more tnan five years ; provided, that the provisions of this section shall not apply to any act law fully done by any officer of the United States, or other person, irithe execution of any legal process. VERMONT. This State by her several acts of 1843,'50 and 1858, provides that no court, justice of the peace,or magistrate shall take cognizance of any certificate, warrant or process under the Fugitive Slave Law ; provides that no of or citizen of the State, shall arrest, or aid, or assist in arresting, any person for the reason that he is claimed as a fugitive slave; ,provides that no officer or citizen shall aid or assist in the rernotal from the State of any person claimed as a fugitive slave; provides a penalty of $l,OOO, or imprisonment five years in the State prison, for violating this act. This act, however, shall not be constru ed to extend to any citizen of the State acting us a Judge of the Circuit or District Court of the United States, or as a Marshal or Dep uty Marshal of the District of Vermont, or to any person acting under the command or authority of said Courts or Marshal. Re quires the States's Attorneys to act as coun sel for alleged fugitives ; provides for issuing habeas corpus, and the trial by jury of all questions of fact in issue between the parties, and ordains that every person who may have been held as a slave, who shall come, or be brought, or be in this State, with or without the consent of his or her master or mistress, or who shall come, or be brought, or be in voluntarily, or in any way, in this State,shall be free. It is also provided that every per son who shall hold, or attempt to hold, in this State, in slavery, or as a slave any person mentioned as a slave, in the sec tion of this act, relating to fugitive slaves, or any free person in any form, or for any time, however short, under the pretence that such person is or has been a slave, shall on mvictlon thereof, be imprisoned in the State prison for a term of not less than one year or m ore than fifteen years, and be fined not ex ceeding $2,000. ItASSACIIUSETTS. The first of the laws known as " personal liberty acts" in Massachusetts was passed in 1843, no less than seventeen years ago. It was based upon the famous decision of the Supreme Court of the United States in the case of Prig vs. the Commonwealth of Penn sylvania, pronounced in 1842 by Judge Story. By this decision it was declared that the ren dition of fugitives falls exclusively within the functions of the Federal Government,and that no State law can interfere with or pro hibit the execution of the Federal law for the purpose. Statutes in conformity with this ruling were passed by the Legislature of Massachusetts in 1843. In the year 1855 the provisions of this earlier legislation were applied to the United States fugitive slave law of 1850 ; the writ of habeas corpus was extended to the cases of persons detained as fugitive slaves ; a trial by jury was placed at their command; the onus probancli is laid on the claimant, who must bring two credible witnesses to substantiate his claim; persons holding any place of honor or emolument un der the Commonwealth are forbidden to issue any warrant or other process under the U. States Fugitive Slave Act; jails of the State not to be used for the detention of fugitive slaves; commissioners to be appointed in every county to defend the cause of alleged fugitive slaves, &c. In the year 1858 Judges of the State were forbidden to issue any writ under the United States Fugitive Slave Law of 1850. The Boston Daily Advertiser, of the 7th inst., remarks as follows on the subsequent disposition that was made of these several acts : " Finally, in 1859, when the whole body of our statutes was revised and codified,all these acts, those of 1843, 1855 and 1858 were ex pressly repealed, their substance being incor porated in the new text. The duty of making this codification was entrusted in the first place, to Commissioners appointed by Gov. Gardner, (the same who vetoed the personal liberty act of 1855, and their work was af terwards examined by a large joint commit tee, composed of leading members of the two Houses of the Legislature. It happened some what singularly that, although the Re publicans were the dominant party, politi cally, in both Houses, by far the ablest law yers in each House were Democrats of the straightest sect, to wit: Hon. Caleb Cushing, in the House of Representatives, and Hon. Benj. F. Bailer (late Breckinridge candidate for Governor), in the Senate. Both of these gentlemen were members of the Committee to which we have alluded ; but neither in committee, nor afterwards in the Senate or House, did either of them, or any other member, propose to omit from the revision any portion of the personal liberty acts, or suggest that they were unconstitutional._ They remain, therefore, substantially as be fore, now comprised in chapter 144 of the General Statutes. Any Southern Governor who does not wish to copy the mistaken ref erenees of the late Executive messages of Georgia will find the new volume of 'General Statutes, Massachusetts, 1860,' in the Libra ry of his State ; and any one else who desires to make an exact reference may purchase a copy of the volume, for no higher price than a dollar and forty cents, of Messrs. Wright & Potter, State printers, corner of Spring Lane and Devonshire street, Boston." The State of Connecticut provides that eve ry person who shall falsely and maliciously declare, represent, or pretend that any free person entitled to freedom, is a slave, or owes service or labor to any person or persons, with intent to procure or to aid or assist in procuring the forcible removal of Such free person from this State as a Slave, shall pay a fine of $5,000 and be imprisoned five years in the Connecticut State prison ; requires two witnesses to prove that any person is a slave or owes labor ; denounces a penalty of $5,000 against any person seizing or causing to be seized any free person with intent to reduce him to slavery ; depositions not to be admit ted as evidence ; witnesses testifying falsely liable to $5,000 fine and five years' imprison ment. This State by her legislation forbids the carrying away of any person by force out of the State ; forbids any judge, justice, magis trate, or court from officially aiding in the arrest of a fugitive slave under the fugitive slave law of 1793 or 1850 ; forbids any sheriff or other officer from arresting or detaining any person claimed as a fugitive slave; pro vides a penalty of $5OO, or imprisonment not exceeding six months, for violating the act ; denies the use of her jails to the United States for the detention of fugitive slaves. The state of New York has passed no laws having relation to the United States fugitive slave act of 1850. Though pressed frequent ly upon the Legislature, they have always failed of adoption. The old and obsolete act of 1840, entitled " An Act to extend the right of trial by jury," extends the trial by jury to the cases of persons arrested as fugitive slaves ; but in the fourth edition of the laws of the State, as prepared and published by Hon. Hiram Denio, at present Chief Justice of the Court of Appeals, may be found ap pended to the chapter containing this law the following note " An Act to Extend the Right of Trial by fury, passed May 6th, 1840.—The decision of the Supreme Court of the United States, in Prigg vs. the Commonwealth of Pennsylva nia, 16 Peters' R. 539, establishes the doc trine that all State laws calculated to inter fere with the third subdivision of section 2, article 4, of the Constitution of the United States, are unconstitutional. Since that de cision the fugitive slave law (Laws of Con gress, 1850, chap. 60) has been passed, con taining provisions repugnant to the whole of this act. It is therefore of no force ; but as it never has been repealed; it is here in serted." The State of New Jersey has no statutes bearing on this subject save those which en join on her State officers the duty of aiding in the recovery of fugitive slaves. Persons temporarily residing in the State are also per mitted to bring with them and and retain their domestic slaves. The State of Pennsylvania has not formal ly and especially legislated at all against the United States Fugitive Slave Law of 1850, though there was an old statute of 1847 which prohibited any judge, justice of the peace or alderman from taking cognizance of the case of any fugitive from labor, "under a certain act of Congress passed on the 12th day of Feb ruary, 1793." During the last session of her Legislature the Commissioners appointed to revise and amend the Penal Laws of Penn sylvania (John C. Knox, Edward King and David Webster) made a report to the Legis lature that they had completed their labors, and the result was presented in the shape of a bill entitled " An act to consolidate, revise and amend the Penal Laws of this Common wealth." That report, on the thirty-first day of March, 1860, was enacted into a law, and by the ninety-fifth section it is enacted as follows : " No Judge of any of the Courts of this Commonwealth, nor any Alderman or Jus tice of the Peace of said Commonwealth, shall have jurisdiction or take cognizance of the case of any fugitive from labor from any of the United States or Territories under any act of Congress, nor shall any such Judge, Alderman, or Justice of the Peace of this Commonwealth issue or grant any certificate or warrant of removal of any such fugitive from labor, under any act of Congress ; and if any Alderman or Justice of the Peace of this Commonwealth shall take cognizance or jurisdiction of the case of any such fugitive, or shall grant or issue any certificate or war rant of removal, as aforesaid, then, and in either case, he shall be deemed guilty of a misdemeanor-in office, and shall, on convic tion thereof, be sentenced to pay, at the dis cretion of the Court, any sum not exceeding one thousand dollars, the one-half to the par ty prosecuting for the same, and the other half to the use of this Commonwealth!' The theory of this law, it will be seen, is founded strictly on the decision of the Su preme Court of the United States in the Prigg case, and does not interfere with the func tions of the Commissioner appointed under the United States law. The law of this State requires State's At torneys to act as counsel for the fugitive slave; secures to persons arrested as fugitive slaves, the benefits of the writ of habeas cor pus, and trial by jury ; denies the use of State jails for detention of alleged fugitives ; requires that identity of fugitive slaves shall be proved by two credible witnesses, or by legal evidence equivalent thereto, and pro vides a fine of not.less than five hundred nor more than one thousand dollars, and im prisonment in State prison for five years, for forcibly seizing, or causing to be seized, any HUNTINGDON, P?►., DECEMBER 26, 1860. CONNECTICUT. RHODE ISLAND NEW YORK NEW JERSEY. PENNSYLVANIA ILICIIIGAN. -PERSEVERE.- free person, with intent to have such person held in Alaverv. lOWA. This State has nu legislation' on the sub ject. The law of this State enjoins on the Dis trict Attorneys the duty of acting as counsel for alleged fugitive slaves, secures to such persons the benefits of the writ of habeas cor pus; provides for appeal to be taken to next stated term of the Circuit Court ; secures trial by jury; enjoins a penalty of one thousand dollars and imprisonment of not more than five nor less than one year on all who falsely and maliciously represent any free person to be a slave ; identity of alleged fugitive slaves to be proved by two credible witnesses; no deposition to be received in evidence. It is also provided that— " No judgement recovered against any per son or persons for any neglect or refusal to obey, or any violation of the act of Congress commonly termed the Fugitive Slave Act,' approved September eighteenth, one thousand eight hundred and fifty, or any of the provis ions thereof, shall be alien on any real estate within this State, nor shall any such judg ment be enforcable by sale or execution of any real or personal property within this State ; but all such sales shall be absolutely void; and in case of: seizure or sale of any personal property, by virtue of any execution issued oil such jui.igment, the defendant in said execution may maintain an action in re plevin, or other action to secure possession thereof, in the manner provided by law for such actions, on affidavit filed as requirefl law, and a further statement therein that said execution issued in a judgment rendered under the provisions of the act of Cl:lngress aforesaid ; and the provisions of this section shall also apply to judgment heretofore ren dered. 01110, INDIANA, ILLINOIS, MINNESOTA, CALIFOII - NIA, AND OREGON. Ist We cannot find that these States have any laws in force on the subject. We have thus sought to place before our readers a condensed statement of the laws of the Northern States which more or less di rectly have sought to throw any obstructions in the way of the execution of the Fugitive Slave Law of 1850. So far as they take their origin in this unfriendly motive, and so far as they have this unconstitutional effect, we need not say they are worthy of all con demnation, and should be repealed at the earliest opportunity, not only as an act of justice to the people of the South, but as an act of justice to — the people of the States which have too long retained any such laws on their statute books. It will be seen from the review through which we have gone that very few States haVe enacted laws directly or avowedly in opposition to the act of 1850. Laws against " kidnapping" properly so called, cannot be placed in this category. Laws forbidding, under this head, the use of State jails for Federal purposes, however, " unfriendly" in motive, are not " unconstitutional" and find parallels in other cases and in Southern States. Laws forbidding State officers to is sue writs for the recapture of alleged fugi tives are passed in conformity with the deci sion of the Supreme Court of the United States in the celebrated Prigg case. But all laws interfering with the exercise of the pow er conferred by Congress on the commision ere appointed under the Fugitive Slave Law of 1850, as is the case with the laws of Ver mont, Massachusetts, Michigan and Wiscon sin, are clearly unconstitutional, and as such are null and void. Adopting the language of the report made by a majority of the Committee of the House of Representatives of the State of Vermont, at its recent session, we need but recall the fact that the act of Congress provides for a hearing before a Federal Judge or Corn misioner, and that the certificate of such Judge or Cornmisioner shall be conclusive as to the return of the fugitive. But the third section of the Vermont act of 1858 declares in effect that such certificates shall not be conclu sive, since it declares in terms that the fugi tive shall have a right to trial by jury; and the fourth section declares that " every per son who shall deprive, or attempt to deprive, any person of his or her liberty contrary to the provisions of the preceding section, shall, on conviction thereof, forfeit and pay a fine not exceeding $2OOO nor less than $5OO, or be punished by imprisonment in the State prison not exceeding ten years." Again, the second section of the fourth ar ticle of the Constitution says that " no per son held to service or labor in one State, un der the laws thereof, escaping into another, shall, in consequence of any law or regula tion therein, be discharged from Such service or labor, but shall be delivered up on claim. &c." But according to the sixth section of the Vermont act of 1858," every person who may have been held as a slave, who shall come, or be brought or be in this State, with or without the consent of his or her master or mistress, or who shall oollle or be brought, or be, involuntarily or in any way, in this State, shall be free." Surely the intent and effect of the act could not have been more ob vious had the law been entitled " An act to repeal the Fugitive Slave Law of 1850, and the second section of the fourth article of the Constitution of the United States. In conclusion, we submit that nothing could be more honorable to the representatives of the law-abiding people of Vermont, and of any State in the same category with her, than the speedy repeal of a law impotent for good, and potent only for evil ; a law which could not be enforced without a certainty of hostile collision with the rederal authorities, and the probability if popular tumult and bloodshed ; a law which, with others of a like nature in sister States, is a just cause of offence to the Southern States, and forms a part of every candid allusion of the public press to the dangers which threaten the per petuity of the Union. SEir Georgia has a population of 1,075,977 —an increase of 169,978 in ten:years. WISCONSIN. Editor and Proprietor. A Strong Union Appeal in d-eorgift. The Hon. John P. King, one of the most popular men in Georgia, is out in an appeal to the people against the madness of the hour. He takes the ground that the South can ob tain better security in the Union than out of it. Ile says : " It was the perfidy of States that called the Union into existence. The Union cemen ted these faithless, jealous, sectional bodies together ; and from objects of contempt, when separated, they rapidly grew into one of the most powerful and prosperous nations on the earth. " These puny efforts of faithless States to nullify the Fugitive Slave Law have been borne down in every instance when the two powers came in contact. Even Black Repub lican Judges have generally sustained the law, audit is the boast of Judge McLean that a fugitive never escaped in his jurisdiction ; for want of a correct interpretation of the law. Burns was returned, at the point of federal bayonets, in spite of the laws of perfidious Massachusetts. This government has per formed every duty expected of it, and has never failed to exert its power, when called on to enforce the constitutional rights of sla very. For that very reason the ultra Aboli -tionists at the North denounced it as a 'league with hell,' and wished to get rid of it. They are corisistant for it is their only chance to accomplish their hellish designs. Are we equally so, when we wish to,give up this bul wark, without a single equivalent ? In the Union, we have every paler of protection, by State s.ction;Ythat we would have out of it, and have . this additional security besides.— Itr-theUnion our slaves are (to use the strong language of another) as safe as if they were in the middle of the earth.' Are we certain that they will be equally so, under the lone star, and the sublime terrors of the blue cockade ?' " Again, in regard to the precipitation with which secession is urged forward, Pinckney says : On the subject of our sister States, one question must frequently occur to us. Why is it that we are so much mere excited and so much more anxious for dissolution, than the border States ? They lose five hundred slaves by the bad faith of the free States where we lose one, and should be more exci ted and more anxious for a change, if by a change they could look for a remedy. The reasons, I apprehend, are these : First, they appreciate the dangers of desolating border wars, with all their attendant crimes and de struction of life and property second, they see no remedy in separation, but only a ten fold aggravation of the evil. They are near neighbors to the people of the border free States, and understand the whole subject fully —much better than we do. They know that, although there are some miscreants employed in favoring the escape of slaves, there are al ways hundreds of others ready to assist in their recovery, and that the difficulty of es cape deters thousands from making the at tempt. Insecurity to the fugitive in the free States is manifest from the fact that the fugi tive makes all haste to reach Canada, where only he is safe. Now, suppose Canada bor dered on the Ohio instead of the free States, bound to us by the Union, instead of the slaves now lost, they would go off in stam pedes, with no power to molest them, after they reached the northern shore; and this, too, supposes perpetual peace, about as rea sonable as to propose perpetual salvation. Now, what would be the natural result of all this ? From the insecurity of slave prop erty in the border States, it would soon be come valueless, and would be sold to the States farther South_ The present border States would become free States in self-de fence. The same thing would follow upon each border State as the free States advanced upon them until slavery would be extin guished or confined to very narrow limits on the Gulf and sea coast, where white labor could not be employed. The ultra abolition ists are logical in their anxiety to dissolve the Union, " as the only chance for the ultimate extinction of slavery." But for us to give up the security which the Union affords us, cre ate a hostile border of six hundred miles— with an exposed coast of two thousand miles —without a ship or sailor, and trifling ma terial for either, to give a greater security to slavery would seem to me as an absurdity, were it not for the respect I have for others entertaining that opinion. A REnnna.—Dr. Arnold, when at Lale ham, once lost all patience with a dull schol ar, when the pupil looked up in his face and said, "Why do you speak angrily sir? In deed I am doing the best I can." Years after the Doctor used to tell the story to his own children, and say, " I never felt so ashamed of myself in my life. That look and that speech I have never forgotten." Is not this a very suggestive fact for many parents and teachers, and for masters, too, who are of times impatient and unreasonable with the youth of this class ? Zer General Scott is the largest man in the American service. He is six feet six in ches in height, and weighs two hundred and six pounds. He is 74 years old, yet his breath is extremely good, and his whole sys tem apparently vigorous, much of which is doubtless owing to his temperate habits. gir The oldest Postmaster in the United States, who has never been out of office since the date of his:appointment, is John Billings, at Trenton, Oneida county, N. Y. His ap pointment was made on the 19th of June, 1805. ZEir A lazy fellow down South spells Ten nessee after this fashion---10 a-c. And spells Andrew Jackson thus—&-ru Jar-n. He will suit a primary school. gegi— Why are potatoes and corn like sin ners of old. Because having eyes they see not and ears they hear not. SEP' Some ono has defined an editor as be ing a poor fellow who empties his brains to fill his stomach. A SABBATU SCHOOL INCIDENT.-At a meet ing in Exeter Hall, London, where there was a vast number of Sabbath School children as sembled, a clergyman arose on the platform, and told them of two bad little boys whom he had once known, and of a good little girl whom he afterwards learned to know. This little girl had been to Sabbath School, where she had learned "to do good every day."— Seeing two little boys quarreling., she went up to them, told them how wickedly they were acting, made them desist from quarrel ing, and in the end, told them to attend Sun day School. These boys were Jim and Tom. " Now Children," said the gentleman, "would you like to see Jim ?" All shouted with one voice, " Yes ! Yes ! !" "Jim, get up!" said the gentleman, look ing over to another part of the stage. A rev erend-looking missionary arose and looked smilingly upon the children. " Nov would you like to see Tom?" " Yes ! Yes !" resounded through all the house. NO. 27. " Well, look at me—l am Torn, and I too have been a missionary for many years:— Now, would you like to see little Mary Wood .7" The response was even more loud and earn est than before, " Yes I" "'Well do you see that lady over there in the blue silk bonnet ?—that is little Nary Wood s and she is my wife I" An anecdote worth laughing over, is told of a man who had an infirmity,' as well as an appetite for fish. He was anxious to keep up his character for honesty, even while en joying his favorite meal; and. while making a bill with his merchant, as the story goes, and when his hack was turned the honest buyer slipped a codfish up under his coat tail. But the garments were too short to cover up the theft, and the merchant perceiv ed it. " Now," said the customer anxious to im prove all opportunities to call attention to his virtues, " Mr. Merchant, I have traded with you a good deal, and hate paid you up promptly, haven't I?" " Oh, yes," said the merchant, "I make no complaint." " Well," said the customer, "I always in sisted that honesty is the best of policy, and the best rule to live by, and die by." "That's so," replied the merchant, and the customer turned to depart. " Hold on, friend ; speaking of honesty, I have a bit of advice to give. Whenever you come to trade again you had better wear a longer coat, or steal a shorter codfish." Many amusing anecdotes of the eccentric, but pious and useful, Rowland Hill, have been told ; but the following, narrated to us by one of his parishioners, is new to us. It was Mr. habit to ride to chum), in an old family carriage, a practice too aris tocratic, in the judgment of one of his flock, who determined to rebuke it. It was customary in his chapel for notes to be sent to the pulpit, requesting prayers for various objects. One Sabbath, Mr. Hill was proceeding with the reading of these requests as usual, when he found himself in the midst of one of the following purport: " Prayers are requested for Rev. Mr. Hill, that he may be made more humble and like his Divine AtaNter; - wiro, instead of riding in a carriage, was content to be borne on an ass." Uaving read the notice, he lifted his spec tides to his forehead, and looking around the house, observed, that it was true he had been guilty of the fault alleged ; but if the writer would stop round to the vestry dour after ser vice, saddled and bridled, he would have no objection to ride home, after the Master's ex ample on the back of an ass. Beauty of features in the wife is not neces sup to render home attractive. As has been said with as much force of expression as eloquence of thought, ordinary features, when lit up with the sunbeams of sensibility, gen erally excite the same passions which they express ; and the winning attraction of their smile invests them with peculiar charms, like the variegated hues with which a brilliant rainbow tints the gloomy clouds. The proud and dangerous gift of genius is not neces sary. Let a woman possess what is infinite ly more valuable—good common sense, and intellect sufficient to direct it in the most ap propriate manner to all the practical purpo ses of Life—let there be truthfulness in her nature, strengthened by a thorough, course of mental discipline, and it will not fail to give beauty and power to her thoughts and char acter. WHAT is LIFE?—The mere elapse of years is not life. To eat, and drink, and sleep— to be exposed to darkness and the light—to pace round the mill of habit, and turn thought into an implement of trade—this is not life. In all this but a poor fraction of the consciousness of humanity is awakened, and the sanctities still slumber which make it worth while to be. Knowledge, truth, love, beauty, goodness, faith, alone can give vital ity to the mechanism of existence. The laugh of mirth that vibrates through the heart—the tears that freshens the dry wastes within—the music that brings childhood back—the prayer that calls the future near —the doubt which makes us meditate—the death which startles us with mystery—the hardship which forces us to struggle—the anxiety that, ends in trust—are the true nourishment of our natural being. ZER—A sheriff's officer was sent to execute a writ against a Quaker. Arriving at the house he says to the Quaker's wife, who in reply to the inquiry whether her husband was at home, answered in the affirmative, at the same time requesting him to be seated, and her husband would speedily see him. The officer waited patiently for some time, but the fair Quakeress coming into the room, lie re minded her of her profnise, that he should see her husband. " Nay, friend, I promised that he would see thee. He has seen thee. He did not like thy looks, therefore he avoid ed thee, and has left the house by another path." lIP REAL AND IMAGINARY WANTS.- Very few, we presume, will acknowledge how few real wants we have, and how little it takes to give us genuir' happiness. If we could get rid of our artificial, senseless, and expensive way of living, we should find ourselves better off in purse, and in heart, Let every one who has any ambition to go ahead in life try the experiment next year, and see how much vir tue there is in economy. Make your expen ses less than your income, and see how much you will have gained, not only in money. but in feeling. Wirtisctibuttoitz. A Good Story Rev. Rowland am.. Attractive Homes