d time tables. Springs Railroad CHED rt the Mat day cti June, 1870. SPRINGS HOTEL AT M. 2.15: 5; 1.30: /0 P. M. "E GETTYSBURG AT 12.30; 3; 6.30; 8; 10.30 P.M MONDAY MOR,NINO. lute' at 4.3 U. Gettysburg at 7.00. GEO. M. HOWELL, svp•t, burg Railroad. TIME TABLE. N leaves Gettyiburg at &30 A. over Junction at 10.L6 A. M. • '. M. ; Washington 2 P, M ; Yor burg;l2.3o P. M. ; Williantspor tbia 12.10 P. M. ; Lancaster 2 P. • (via Columbia or Harrisburg) la Baltimore 6.30 P. M. ; New by either Harrisburg, Philadel ; Pittsburg 12 night. Return ettysburg 12.24 P. M. IN leaves Gettysburg at 2.45 P. Hanover Junction 4.50 P. M.; • 34. ; Washington 10 P. M. ; York sburg 11. M P. NI. ; and Pittsbtul urning, arrives 6.29 P. It. Mee1:111)Y, Supt.- Central Railroad. vote running between Philadel rg• Trains leaving Gettysburg ng connections with this Trim leave at &15 a. in. & 12.40 p. m. n arrire 10.05 " 205 leave 10.58 " 9.55 ." arrive 12.55 p. in. 1L4.5 " leave 3.50 " 2.25 a. m. arrive 9.40 " 6.50 leave 1.15 " 12.10 " arrive 1.3;a. ru. 9.10 " is close connections am made for New York, Boston and all A t I'ittsburg connections are - Union Depot with the trains for Is. r information apply to EDWARD H. IiaLLIAMS, Superintendent, Altoona, Ps. learsa, Gen. Pa.ssenger and Ticket hla. (May 13,180&—t Central Railway. ACER S CHED (ME une etion as 12, 1 folloB7o, F T Trains will leave E NORTHWARD. for Williamsport_, daily (except "y . s) for Elmira. Rochester, Buf- Niagara Falls and Erie and the for Elmira, Buffalo. &c. (except Sundays) for Wllllama . d Erie. (except Sundays) for York. (except Sundays) for Harris . d the West. E. SOUTHWARD. pping at Parkton only. (except Sundays) stopping at all ILL .pping S und ay) only. (except stopping at n and Cockeysville only. /except Sundays) stopping at • OWL . B. YOUNG, Pass. Agent. imore , ALFRED H. BaItFISKE,Md. General ,9u_perinlendent, Harrisburg, Pa. RAILROAD. ARRANGEMENT, MAY 16th, 1870. frOm the North and Northwest 'ew York, Reading, Pottsville, , Shamokin, Lebanon, Allen ta, Litiz, Lancaster, Colum- sburg for New York, as fol -IL 2 a. m., and 250 p. m., lar Trains on Pennsyl d arriving at New York at 1210 d 10.00 p. in.. respectively.— . pany the 5.35 and 11.25 a. m., ge ls ew York at 9.00 a in., 12.00 Philadelphia at 8.15 a. m., • ping..Ctuss accompany the 9.00 in. Mins from N'ew York for Reading, Pottsville, Tam hland, Shamokin, Pi nandove, adelphla at S.loa. m. 2.50 dug at Lebanon and princi .lo p. in., train connecting for ville and Columbia only. For 11l Haven and Auburn, via uehamm Rail Road. leave Railroad trains leave Read ton and New York at 7.23, 4.45 p.m. Returning, leave. m.,1200 noon and 5.00 p. 30 a. tn., 1225 noon, 4.20 and' Train leaves Philadelphia at ng with similar train on East turning from Reading at 6.35 11 Stations. t 5.40 and 9.00 a, mt., and 2.50 .30 a. ni., Shamokin at 5.40 land at 7.95 a. m., and 12.30 •at 7.M a.t l . tr: m . m., and 2.:-.1) p. for rtaia. rk. via Schuylkill and Susque. 15 & in., for Harrisburg, and Grove and Tremont. °dation Train leaves Potts- Bedig in., phis at 1 a o.3) n a. at in. Return !Oda at 5.15 p. in., passed 1., arriving at Pottsville at iodation Train, leaves Potts. turning. leaves Philadelphia Trains leave Reading a at 7.26 for Ephrata, Litt z, L Inas. Trains leave Perkiomen a.Onands.3o p. m.; return. ville.at 8.135 a. m., 12.45 noon, cling with similar trains on oad Trains leave Pottstown 6.20 p. m., returning leave OU and 1.1.26 a. m. connect er:on Reading Railroad. road Trains leave Bridge. and 5.02 p. m., returning, fill a. In.. 114,5 noon and Ist th similar trains on Read. - New York at ROO p. m., a. m. and '&l5 p. nning only to Reading,) a. in.. Harrisburg at 5.36 leave Allent r own at 7.25 a. re Reading at 7.15 a. in., arrlsburg, at 7.29 a. m. for 1... T Allentown, and 9.40 hll ge. Seaaon, School and E. d from allpolnta, atredueed rough ; 100 pouuda allowed G. A. NICOLLS, General Superintendent, a 1370. nu goutractorS. lsmith it Son; :BUBO, PA d Contractors. NUTTERS, WINDOW FRA.3lrii, AND WIN iIOW mi manufactured to order of the TERIALS, workmen. and at LE PRICES ptly attended to. ' ITZMAN, CRO, PA., d Contractor.. my New Shop on namberthurp rtnd' k &reefs, ' owlet. I am for bulkling of • t in t la i emi— ri ori=ke di rritgia, . flied and on reasona- ASHMAN, IW, P. 4 Contractor, to the public, that he on Stratton street streets, and 13 pre viatica up and repair rates so any buil mrafrteed to be of strict attention to bust- Give Um a call - BUHLE.I' co., - Baltimore st. betteeen Ge ll Yew,/ 'Pa. TERMS Or PIThILICATION: Tas STIII . I2ID 81INTINIEL fspolgialied ever, Fri daymorning.Ramoayearis advanoe;,er 11 not paid within the year. No anbeeriptionsdla continued until-an arrearagea are paid, unlesa , at the option of the publishers. Anvissrrisznnwra are inserted et reasonable rates. Allbeealredndlonwnibemadetoperspps advertising by the quarter, half year. or year.— Special notices will be inserted at special rates, to be agreed upon. The circulation of the Bus AND firmmt is one half larger than that ever attained by any newspaper in Adams county; and, as an adver tising medium, It cannot be excelltd. Jot Woes of all kinds promptly eseen ted and at 'tap rates. Hand-bills, Blanks, Cards, Pamphlets, tic., in every variety and style, will be printed at stunt notice. MEW Wan. H. B. WOODS, ATTORNEY AT LAW, Has resumed the Practice of Law, and will attend to any business In the Courts of Adams county. Office :—lfon. J. B. Danner's Building, South East corner of the Diamond. March 4, 1670—tf J. at. KRAIITH, - ATTORNEY AT LAW. Collections and all legal business promptly at tended to. Office ou Baltimore street; south of the Court house. June 18, 1869—tf aIeCONAIIGHT, ATT AT °Mee one door west of Bu ORNE Y swisn's Dr LAW. ug Store, Chambersburg street. Special attention Om t °Suits, Collectionsand Settlement of Rata. - All legal business, and claims to Pensio against U . ns, Back - pay, and Dam at all times promptly and e Aently attended to. Land warrants located, and choice Farms for sale in lowa and other western States. June lg, 1869—tf ,t Jr. COVER, ATTORNEY AT LAW, ik ill promptly attend to collections and all other Bu.slness trusted to his care. • Office between Fahnestock's and Danner & Ziegler's stores, Baltimore street,Gettysburg, Pa. May Z, 1867-4 J DAVID A. BITEELLER, ATTORNEY AT LAW. Will proinptly attend to collections and. all other Business entrusted to his care. • ()Mee at his residence in the three-story build tug opposite the Courthouse. May 29, 1867—tf D AVID WILLS, ATTORNEY AT LAW. °Mee at Ids residence In the South-east corner o Centre &ware, May 29, IS67—tt E. South-east corner of Chambersburg and Washing ton streets, opposite cot- Ters'S EAGLE Horst. Jute 11, 1-t,f . J. W. C. O'NEAL " 4 " i n Lls °Moe at his residents in Baltimore street two doors above the Ompiler Office. May 29, 1867—tlf JOHN L. HILL, H. D., Office on Chambersburg street, nearly opposfte the EAGLE HOTEL, Gettysburg, Pa. Having been in oonstant practice over 20 years patientsl,967 can be assured of good work. July 9, —tf D R. J. E. BEARSTBE9ISEI4 DENTIST. Having located in Gettysburg, offers his services to the public. Ocoee in York street, nearly o site the Globe Inn. where he will be reparedto attend to any case within the province of the Dentist. Persons in want of full or partial sets of teeth are invited to call. Terms reasonable. July 30, 1869—ti D. MCCREARY. - - - :J. P. MCCREARY. "BEST ALWAYS CHEAPEST." The Best and Cheapest, Saddles, Bridles, Collars and 11.4.1L'sZESSof all kinds, in the County, are always to be found at the old and well known span y , Baltimore st., opposite the Presbyterian Church. (McCREARY'S.) OUR RIDING and WAGON SADDLES are the most substantlallY built and neatest. OUR HARNESS, (plain and silver mounted,) are complete In every respect and warranted of the very best material and workmanship. can not LEATHER bestT COL can not be beat. They are tht FITTING anmost durable. OUR HEAVY DRAFT HARNESs, are made to order, as cheap as they can be made anywhere and In the most substantial manner. RIDING BRIDLES, WHIPS, LASHES, DRAFT Hames, Fly-nets and - everything. None better or cheaper. OUR PRICEB have been REDUCED to the lowest living stanilard. A liberal percentage for cash, off an bins amounting to 1;5 or more. We work nothing but the best of stock and win warrant every, article turned out to be In every respect as represented. Thankful for past favors we Invite attention to our present stock. nil — Give us a call and examine prices and qual ity. D. McCR... RY & SON. Jan. 29, 1868—tf BUGGIES AND CARRIAGES REMOVAL. rp HE undersigned has removed his Carriage. J. making shop to the east end of Middle street, Gettysburg, Pa., where he will continue to build all kinds ol work in hls line, viz: CARRIAGES, TROTTING & FALL ING-TOP BUGGIES, JAGGER WAGONS, &C., &C. • Ills work is all put up of good material and by the best of mechanics, and cannot fall to aloe sat, Isfaction. His prices are always He solicits orders, confident that be can please. ItEPAIitLNG promptly done, at moderate rates. W. K. $3.4.1.1.4011E1t. July 1,1868-1 y SAYE YOUR HORSES 1 PATENT ELASTIC CORK HORSE COLLARS. • r rpm undersigned has Pt sale these dELE. .I.,I3SATED COLLARS, manufactured by Hauer *Try, Philadelphia, which are now used by all the City Passenger Rallioad Companies for the protection absorb their stock. They are lighter la weight, absorb uo moisture, and do not heat.' The Cork with which they uffed being very,elas tic, the Collar adjusts tithe shape of the animal, and consequently does not chafe. Farmers, try them. Also, HARNESS of all kinds for sale and made to order. Call at my establishment on Carlisle street, Gettysburg, Fa. ad 'opting Passenger Depot. ina-# ,7033 CULP. CARRIAGE-MAKING. The war being over, the undersigned have re sullied the • Carriage-Making Business, at their old stand, in !last Middle street, Gettys bMg, where they are again prepared tort a a in the 11108; fashionable, substan i iiiiperior manner. 4 lot of pew and secomlllaad CARRIAGES, BIIGGIES, &C., on hand, which they wW dispose of at the lowest prices, and ail orders will by supplied as promptly and satisfactorily as pizesiblh. :4 " tirREPAIBINGju done with dispatch, and at cheapest rates, too. large lot of new and old m. N 2218 on hand sale. Thankhel for the bberal patronage heretofore enjoyed by them, they solicit and willendeavor to deserve a large share the future. May 29, laff,?rif DANNER & ZIEGLER. 4.. :,- ! *:-'.. *.e••.. MEAT - MARKET ! ! NEW FIRM l GEO. B. BT ome & THAD. It WILLA Er AVLNG entered into parbnetahlp it the I.l.Blitchering Bodeen. win carry It en In an branches. Al! kinds of Ksh Meat Every' Day. syery*Theaday:Stid gator> Y =int& Small mastaliverf , yfelthe Market Stan - 1300. IL igtosrakfesidenee oh Chambersburg street, seand Square. Tbose baring fat 'gook for sale will And it to their advantage to eall or whims the new Firm. nom ' Ag. 1 West Middle Street Market (Near tie Coairt•leffilise.) Every Day in the Week, SUND4Y *IWN:MAD. Fresh Beet three amen a essidt,4=4„ We 4: aeuSaY and Saturday asurldaP- Vag WE Mak* every day. Orden.** lg. ary my tip: the eyening, login` mo invimstr nth& luso IMMIX A. DODOSL ugo—u pususitigii ittionct era BY . 1 40 - grottosional Cab, &r. arriageo, Ntrupui, &4. guttlitrin g . VOL. LXX. NO. 38 global; Cards. NEW BUSINESS. Upholstering & Trunming WILLIAM E. CULP Ht9, :tVyt n ta= b c ll : l 4 le. 7l l Bllll i ltre l e V t7A: covering SOFAS, CHAIRS, MATTRESSES, AND UP HOLSTERING IN ALL ITS BRANCHES. u He also continues his old busineis of Trimming Buggie Canls, &c., and so=ram the pub- Dee er BLACKSMITHING. B. G. HOLLEBAUGH HAS opened a Blacksmith Shop on Washington street, next dbor to Chritzman's Carpenter Shop, and is prepared to do all kinds of BLACKSMITH. ISO, at reasonable rates, 'and Invites a share of public patrona g e. • '• .REPAIRING of all kiwis, Glee us a Call. April 30, 18C1O—tf COOPERING. PETER CULP Has commenced the COOPERING BUSINESS • in all Its branches at his residence on thekturamas burg road, at the end of Carlisle street, Gettys burg, Pa. The public can always have made to order all kinds and styles of MEAT VESSELS, • CROUT STANDS, PICKEL STANDS, . FLO TU p UR B a, A_ GELS. I also manufacture 5 and IA gal. Kegs, Cider Barrels. And all other kinds of Coopering. Re pairing done cheaply and with despatch. Give us a calL [Aug. 13, 1809—tf GRANITE YARD, GETTYSBURG, PA., ON RAILROAD, NEAR FREIGHT DEPOT. !, PETER BEITLER Ls_p_Teparo to funds!' GRANITE, for all kinds of BUMULNO AND MONUMENTAL PURPOSES, at reasonable rates— Cutting, Sills, Steps, AkiilLEss, POSTS, MONUMENTS, CM ETERY BLOCKS, &C., &0., cut and finished In every style desired, by best of workmen. Sir Orders from a distance promptly attended to June 3—tt REMOVAL! REMOVAL ! ROBERT D. ARMOR, Gas Fitter, .Plumber and Bell Hanger, Can be found at his residence on corner of East Middle and Stratton streets, GETTYSBI7RG, PA., Will promptly attend to all gr a y in hts line.— Work done In tbemost satisfactory manner, and at prices as low as can possibly be afforded to make a living. G A.S. PIPE furnished, as well as Ckandellera. Brackets, Drop Msq ; LSO, WATER PIPE, Stops, Ten and tlipigots, and, in short, everything belonging to_gas or water natures. Bens hung, and furnished if desired. Locks of all kinds repaired. lApril29, relphiMalittelln4Diti'd TBE firm of Newport & Ziegler having been dissolved, the undersigned will continue the Baking a business, In all its branches, at the old stnd, Corner of South Washington and West-Middle streets, Gettysburg, Pa All kinds oe CRACKERS BREAD DOLLS, PRETZELS, 4c., constantly baked and always to be had fresh. With many years experience and every disposi tion to please, he feels -that he can promise satis faction in all cases. Orders solicited, and promptly attended to. With many thanks fur the patronage bestowed on the old firm, its continuance is asked. April 9, 1869—U IiALTZUt NEWPORT. STEAM SAW NU. - T HE undersigned has in operation a STEAM SAW MILL, at the South Mountain, near Graeffenburg Springs, and is prepared to saw to order bills of Wisite Oak, Pine, Hemlock, or any kind of Timber desired, at the shorten no. lice and at low rates. He also mantifaennes Shingles, &c. LUMBER delivered at any point at the LOWEST BATES.- 3 per cent. will be deducted for the cash payments, or interest will be charged from the time of deliv ery Of Lumber, Thankful fot past favors, he would desire a continuance for the future. All letters should be addressed to him at Greet fenburg P. O. Adams county, Pa. HENRY MILTENBERGER. Oct. 29, 1869—tf ICE CREAM SALOON JOHN GRUEL, Chambersburg st., Gettysburg, Pa., next door to Eagle 14461, Has alwaYs t 410 age lar assortment or all kinds o CONFECTIONERY, made of the best materials, with indts, Almonds, Ridges, Figs, Cakes, &e. ICE CREAM, served to 'and orders for Families or Parties promptly . Having special accom modatlons for Ladles and Gentlemen, and deter mined to please, he Invites his friends to give him a call. [April 8, 1870--tf GUNSMITHING ! BATTLE-FIELD RELICS! Canes, Shells, Bullets E. WOOD WARD Weald nispeethllly mill the 'Wallop of the uk iie to his large Beilts" on the Gettysburg Balliodekt.assorialient all G workumnalthingattemiet to with promptness and warranted. ) Give tui a call at our pi** of business on Oar. lisle street, (MeCestatqapos HAIL) near the Depot, Gellyabung, Pa. (July 29, 1870.-12 JEREMIAH CJJLP, GETTYBBLWG 1 3 ~4 ••• • . UNDERTAKER AND PAIMLIEANGEB, is rtpared to !aural& on short notice and res amiable terms, MUM of all Btyles. He _An; on hand a large anamtment of WALL lj eh he mins at lowest calth WALL and hunish.liamin to put it nn it rr Prkt. 41.4 entail to.ember. ch Ant e r Meet, skw.4on Tet a of PAAJD K. STAIIPAIite, W AT OHSSA JEWSURY • 110. 148 I . tarth lbooqi Naa tqnper qi),pasey r - -P.B2SAMIMPB24. - • • rtylarljepeWe ti7 on tUhr . a.§#4 =lvisa W 1111ZIRNOI - • 7-7 , 7 - , • ..... . . < „ • • • . t ;!' . I • g I 'SY \ - • W. N. MILLER'S Cor, of BaltimO re and fast Every Description of Work executed in the finest style of the Art CAST, WROUGHT AND WIRE PURNISILED ON TILE RIIOItTERT NOTICE June 17, 7870.—tf GETTYSBURG MARBLE WORKS , MEATS &BROTHER.; East York Street, second &lucre, Gettourg, .Pa. Where they l t r tr o e rk p i r i elv li t i o le. fr i r as all kinds of Monuments, Head-Stones, TOMBS, MANTLES, tte.,• atthe shortest notice—cheap as the cheapest Altir•Glve us a call. Produce taken In exchange. May 29, 1867.—tf ME CUCUMBER WOOD PUMP!! One dozen reasons why this fa the best Pump manqactured in America for WELLS AND CISTERNS. It is Simple. 2. Uis Reliable. It is Durable 4. It Works very Easily. 5. It throws Water Rapidly. a, It Is all Wood. 7. The Wood is Tasteless. 8. It does not Crack In the Sun. 9. It Is not Ihtble to get • out of order. 10. Should any repairs be necessary in time, they can easily be made by any person. 1L It Ist] not freeze. 12. It Is Cheaper than any other reliable Pump manu factured. In testimony of the superior character of this Pump, we refer, by permission, to the following pe ntire rsons satisf whoaction have had it In use, and tested it with e : Jer. Eh:seeker, Franklin tp. ; George Smith, Huntington tp. • Arnold Lives, Franklin tp. ; A. K. Myers, Latimore tp. ; John Cress Gettysburg; P..Blgham, Greentuount ; Peter Shively. Fair field; Darnel King, Fairfield ;Wm. Young, ifount joy tp. ; Andrew Haverstock. Tyrone tp. Persons requiring Pll/1114 for wells or cisterns, can have them furnished all complete and ready for use by sending the depth of [he well or cis tern. Satisfaction guaranteed In all cases or no payment required. Orders by mall or otherwise promptly attended to. U, McKnightstow n, Adams K county KLE Pa. - 18fM—ly RENOVATE YOUR FEATHERS! T EE undersigned offers to the citizens of Get tysburg and vicinity a rare chance to avail themselves of the unparalled benefits of this un rivalled Feather Dressing and Renovating Machine, The most successful patent of the kind ever offer ed to the public. And we venture the prediction that It never,will be excelled, for it proves to be exactly what all conditions and qualities of Feath ers, from entirely new to old and much worn. need to render them as perfect aa age, quality and condition will admit of their being made. The Cleansing is Done Entirely by Steam. No fire coming near the Feathers, consequently no possibility of burning, scorching, or otherwise luring them. By this process all moths are de stroyed and removed, the Feathers cleansed, the fibres relieved from their matted position, giving a bed an astonishing inrctase in bulk. often more than one-half also refnoving all disagreeable scent which Is so common to new as well as old Feathers- In fact giving the appearance and es sential qualities of New Feathers, and reliev ing them from all liability to moths by the remov al of all gummy or glutinous matter front the quill. Our facilities are such, that by short no tice, we can take and return beds the same day, well dressed and ready for immediate use. We warrant entire satisfaction or make no charge. All persons, especially ladies, are invited to call and see the machine in operation, at Fax ton's store room, on Baltimore street, and judge for themselves. irirFeathers called for and retuned in town without extra chare. J. FLETCHER. July l—an WANTED AGENTS , to canvass for rugsms AND ,BOUSE'S NON - EXPLOSIVE KEROSENE LAMP , pronounced by more than 50Professars in our Col leg . , Absolutely Safe —eaves 38 per cent. of oil--no bad odor-Will not break or wear out, because metalic. Our agents make monerighty, because it supplies a want as uni- vers. For full particulars address, with s i MJ n s t BENT. F. BO 2d Floor, Mechanics' Bantik, Harrisburg, Pa. Oct. 15, 1813ft—tf YOUNT'S COMPOUND FOR THE CURE OP PUTISID SORB THROAT, IN.F 4 LUENZ4, or as other Inflammatory or inward disease of the mrat if not of too long standing. Also, SCARLET FEVER. This niedleine ban been tried in THOUSANDS OF CASES, in different parts of the country and has never beegn to directi kitten ons. to fail l if taken in time and accord int is warranted to cure. •Give it a trial and it will speak for i t Every house hold should provide themselves with a box of this, medicine and keep it on hands. The cureethat its has effected are truly marvelous. .f Prepared and sold by Imam, Youarr & Co., Gettysburg, Pa., or by their authorized Agents— For sale at nearly all the Stores in Adams county. ISRAEL YOU NT & CO. May 29, 1867.--tt FURNITURE. Joseph Walton , & Co., No. 418 Walnut SL, Philadelphia. O UTt establishment Is one of the oldest In Phil adeiphia, and from long experience and superior facilities we are prepared to furnish good work at reasonable rices. Ws Manufacture fine furnituri , and also rfor =edium prioed furniture of sopa r quanta ; 3c i s L stock of furniture always o hand. e to order. JirtCounters, Desk Work and Office Furniture for Offices and Stores, made to order. 'svros. J. W. Tammy:arr. J. L. Scars. Feb. U Ul7O-19 #elvin# aches. HOWE mACHIN : ES TIM LATEST IMPROVED AND GEN I INE BLUR nowzr, J&, f. SEWING MACHINE& JACOB R. THOMAS,. 49 , 344 orrnsattzet, PA., At hitt nvidasoe ox . York 9lpyet! naDziter . wm be pew* wended la, Ms. itwilma `"bine4 au ltntt g - 1 . 4 °.! . 3 9 1 1/MAK awv-A as a are w i nd $i , t ,, 7 Zsi. 41=latrb'e' ;,„ 0 1.1 = 42 "vats / 1 .. • ' . . • . r.l WOO lards. MARBLE WORKS, GETTYSBURG, PA KINDS OP RAILINGS, littittlianto — itil. TESTI3IONIALS. . . . • Ayer's Ague - Cure, .ffibr 1 5 tur and Ague, Intermittent Aver, Chdl Amer, Remittent .Ftwer, Dumb .elgue, Pertogi, cal or Bilious .Fheer, dec., and indeed all me grectione which arise from m a / a rious, - marsh, miasmaicpoiatma fa il; ittl IlAtrle lmpli z Wees mire, and does n et MatbA . M g any other =it (MOUS subataace whatever, it itt twinge ures any pa• item Tbe number and Importance of Its cures in the Arne dhenicte, are literally Wend nehmut a ir t we helleve wilhoetterlierVielittp4atery medimm Mr un le Oa Y taa - lto•, wleditmente we reee vs Or Uts cak.sarea effected In - obstlnate cues, and where . oilier re. media Itad v,. .4, NW. - • IT , ~ , . • _;.L, either Yeedent fb or trs ~ ." 1. . .., ..in - 7.. • a locanti mut be b uns .. ~- , by , the 4 1.124 4 4/DitJl . • ky i p e rr a,, , • Olga thall Ot ~r . ,....h . ,. 'tamableFur Moue ''atit anl i ttwir'eamideluts; it an excellent ...tsey,c r inidu .. ~ • . pe: c lfln 0 'Tic: ~ . .3 : and i.e . . 1,1, .5.,.i tait routtd - work/. ' - /lac?, coo PEI/ /30TTIA aor stein Geteyeteagtp, ty th BMX' Rs, At. UNDo4,eneil Baltimore Lpek Hospital DR. JOHNSTON, Physician of this celebrated Institution, has dis covered the most,Certala, Speedy, Pleasant •and Effectual Remedy in the World for all DIf3r,ASEB OF IMPRUDENCE, • • Weakness of the Back, or Limbs, adefures; Al. fectionii of the Kidneys, or Bladder Involuntary - Hiseharaerlioteiley, - General •Debility, Ner vousness, pepsZanguor, Low Siirits Con tusion of Id as, Palpitation of the tea Timidity, Trembling, Dimness of Sight, or Ghi Ines', DI. sease of the Head, Throat, Nose or Skin, Affec tions of the Liver, Lungs. Stomach or ,Bowels— those terrible disorders arising from Solitary Hab its of Youth-411mm. and solitary practices, More fatal to their victims, than the songs of the Hyrens to the Mariners of Ulysses, blighting thtir most brilliant hopes, or anticipations, rendering mar riage, &c., impossible. YOUNG MEN especially, who have become the Vittimi of Soli tary Vice, that dreadful and destructive habit which annually sweeps to an untimely grave thousands of young men of the most exalted tal ents and brilfient intellect, who might otherwise have entranced listening Senates with the thund ers of eloquence, or waked to ecstacy the living lyre, may call with fall confidence. MARRIAG E. Married persons, or Young "ten contemplating marriage. aware of Physical Weakness (Loss of Procreative Power—lmpotency.) Nervous Excita bility, Palpitation, Organic Weakness, Nervous Debility. or any other disqualification, speedily relieved. He who places himself tinder the care of Dr. J. may religiously confide in his honor as agentle man and confidentially rely upon Ids skill as a physician. ORGANIC WRAKNESS, 1317 . 0TENOY, LOSS OF PO Ir.E.R, Immediately Cured, end Full Vigor Restored. This distressing affection—which renders life miserable and marriage Impossible—is the penalty paid by the - victims of improper indulgences.— Young persons are too apt to commit excesses from not being aware of the dreadful-eonsequen ces.that mp.y ensue. Now, who that understands the subject will pretend to deny, that the power of :procreatleekte lost sooner by these Sailing Into Im proper habits, than by the prudent Beskle being deprived of the pleasures of healthy altipring, the most serious and destructiye symptoms ,of both body and mind arLse. The system becomes de. ranged. the Physical and Mental FtmetionsWeak. ened, Loss of Procreative Power, Nervous Irrita. Nifty, Dyspepsia. Palpitation oft Heart, indi gestion, Constitutional Debility, an Wasting of the Frame, Cough, • Constunption, cay and Death. A CURE WARRANTED IN TWQ DAYS. Relief in Six Hours t No Mercury! Persons Ruined by Ignorant, Trifling Pretenders, and their Deadly Poisons, should apply immediately. , DR. JOHNSTOIi, Member of the Royal College of Surgeons, Lon don, Graduate of one of the most eminent Col leges in the United States, and the greater part of whose life has been spent In the Hospitals of Lon don, Paris. Philadelphia and elsewhere, has effect ed some of the most astonishing cures that were ever known: many troubled with tinging in the Bead and ears when asleepagrmst nervousness, being alarmed at sudden sounffs, bashfulness. with derangement of mind, were cured immediately. TAKE PARTICTLAR NOTICE. Dr. J. addresses all those who have injured .thenuielveS by improper indulgences and solitary habits, which ruin both body and mind, unfitting them for either business, study. society or mar. riage. These are some of the sad and melancholy effects produrxd by_the early habits of youth, viz: Weakness of the Hack and Limbs, Pains In the Head, l)lmnessof Sight, Loss of Muscular Power,[Palpitation of the Heart, Dyspepsia, Nervous Int: tabllity, Derangement of the Digestive Functions.; General Debility, Symptoms of Consumption, &e. Mrsrs.rxr.—The fearful effeels of the mind are much to be dreaded. Loss of Memory, Confusion of Ideas. Depression of Spirits, Evil Forebodings, Aversion to Society, Self-Dlstnot, Love of Soli tude. Timidity, are some of the evils pro. duce& Thousands of persons dec li n ing aes can now judge what is the cause of their health, losing their vigor, becoming weak, pale, nervous and emicated, _having a singular appearance about the eyes, cough and symptoms of Consumption. YOUNG MEN who have injured themselves by a certain prac tice. indulged In when alone, a habit frequently learned from evil chmpanions or at school, the effects of which are nightly felt, even when asleep, and If not cured. renders marriage impossible. and destroys both mind and body, should : apply immediately. • • • What a pity that a young man, the hope of his country, the pride of his parents , should he snatched from all prospects and employments of life, by the consequence of deviating from the path of nature, and indulging in a certain secret habit. Such persons must•beforecontemplating MARRIAGE, reflect that a sound mind and body are the most necessary requisites to promote connubial happi ness. Indeed, without these. the journeythrough life becomes a weary -pinrrima ge the pros pect howl, uarkens to th, be in ino oeeen uli shadowed to despair, And filled with the melan choly reflection that the happiness of another Is blighted with our own. DISEASE OF IMPRUDENCE. When the misguided and impnident votary of pleasure finds that he has imbibed the seeds of this painful disease, it too often happens that an HI-timed sense of shame ortiread of diseoven• de ters him from applying to those who, from educa tion and respectability. can alone befriend him, delaying till the eon:interims! symptoms of this horrid disease makes their appearance, such as Ulcerated sore throat • diseased nose. niturnal trains in the head and limbs, dinmee. sight, deafness, nodes ~ ii the shin bones an arms, blotches on the head. fare and extmulties • pro gressing with frightful rapidity. till at last the pal ate of the mouth or the bones of the nose fall and the victim of this awful disease becomes a horrid Object of commiseration till death puts a period to ds dreadful sufferings, by sending him to that undiscovered country. 'limn Whenee no traveler retunis." It is a melancholy fact. that thousands DIE vie thns to this terrible disease, through falling Into the hands et Jgnorant or Unskillful PRETEND EDS. who by the use of that deadly Poison, Mer cury, &c., destroy the eonstitution, and Incapable of curing, keep the unhappy sufferer month after month taking their noxious or Injurious com pounds, and instead of being restored to a renew al of Life, Vigor and happiness, in despair leave him with ruined Health, to sign over his galling disappointment To such, therefore, Dr. .JoirNsTrts pledges him self to preserve the practiceLable Secreey. and from his extensive and observations in the great Hospitals of Europe, and the first in this country, viz: England, France, Philadelphia and elsewhere, Is enabled tooffer the most Speedy. Certain and Effectual Remedy hi the World for al' diseases of Imprudence. DR. JOHNSTON. OFFICE, 7 SOUTH FREDERICK STREET, T BALTIMORE, Mu., left hand side going from Baltimore street, a few doors from the corner. Fall not to observe the name and number. ws.No letters received unless postpaid and con taining a stamp to be used on the reply. Persons writing should state age, and send a portion of ad. vertisement describing symptoms. There are so many Paltry, Designing; nd Worth less Imi - seders advertising themselves as Physi cians, trifling with and ruining the health of all who unfortunately fall Into their power, that Dr. 'Johnston deems It necessary to say especially to those unacquainted with his reputation, that his Credentials or Diplomas always hang in his office. ENDORSEMENT OF THE PRESS. The many thousands cured at this establish ment, year after year, and the numerous Surgical Operations performed by Dr. Johnston witnessed by the representatives of the press and many other persons, notices of which have appeared again and again before the public, besides his standing as a gentleman of character and responsibility, is asurnelent guarantee to the afflicted. SKLN DISEASES SPEEDILY CURED. March 11, 187d—lylpr I Ayer Cherry Pectora! .Fbr Diseases of the Thrixa and Lundt, such as Cbugha, (Olds, Whooping Cbugh, groneh- • Ws, Asthma, and Octurumphim. Probably never before In the whole history of medicine, has anything won to widely and so deeply upon the confidenoe of :mankind, as this excellent remedy for pulmonary complaints.-- Through a long series of years, and ammo= of the races of men It has risen higher and in their estlinaticm, as It has become better known. Its uniform character and power to cure the vari ous affections of the lungs and throat, have made. it known as a reliable protector against them,— While adapted to milder forms of disease and to young children, it is at the same time the most ef fettual remedy that can be given for' incipient consumption, and the dturgerous affections of the throat and lung'. As a provision aninst sudden attacks of Orgy, it should be keg on hand in every family, and indeed as all are sometimes sub ject to colds and coughs, all should be provided with this antidote for them. Although settled amsumptiOn is thought in curable still great numbers of cases where the disease seemed settled, have been' completely cured, and the patient restored to sound health by the Cherry Pectoral. So complete Is its mas tery over the disorders of the Limps and Throat, that the moat obstinate of thpill Yield to it, When eNe - could reach them,' under the Cherry Pectoral they subside and (hamar. Singers and Public Speakers and great protec tion ftom it. cured by Asthma la always relieved and often wholly it. Bronchitis is generally cured by taking the Cherry Pectorain small and frequent doses. So generally are its virtues known that we need moreish the certificates of themi tierp, or Op than assure the public Mg - ifil ( Mantled" PO fully maintained. - Mg Virdtral At length he said: "What is the use or need To keep at.my own erzst this lazy steed, Eating his head off in lay stables here, When rents tike . lotv add provender Is dear! Let him go teed upon the public ways: I want hint only for the holidays." So the old steed was turned into the heat Of the long, lonely, silent, shadow street : And wandered In subMban lanes forlorn, Barked at by dogs, awl torn by brier and thorn Oue afternoon, as in that sultry clime It is the custom in the Summer-time, With bolted doom, and window - shutters closed, The inhabitants of Atrt slept or dozed : When suddenly upon their senses tell The loud alarm of the accusing bell! The Syndic started front his sweet repose, Turned on his couch and listened, and then rose And donne{ his robes, and with reluctant pace, Went panting forth hito the market-place, Where the great bell utbini Its cross-beam swung. Reiterating with persistent tongue. In hall-articulate Jargon, the old song: - Some one bath' done a wrong, bath done a wrong!" But ere he reached the belfry's light arcade He saw. or thought he saw , beneath its shad No shape of human lona, of woman born.: But a poor steed, dejected and forlorn. Who, witli uplifted head and eager eye. Was tugging at the cities of briony. "Donnueneddiur cried the Syndic straight, "This is the Knight of Aft I's steed of slate! Be calls for Justice, being sore distressed. And pleads his cause as loudly as the best." .Moanwhile from street and Lane a noisy crowd Had rolled together, like a Swimmer cloud, Anil told the story of the Wretched beast In tire-and-twenty different ways at leasj v With much gesticulation and appeal To heathen gods, in their excessive zeal. The Knight was called and questioned: In reply Did not confess the fact, did not deny Treated the matter as a pleasant /eat, And set at naught the kindle and the m an angry undertone, That he should do what pleased him with hls own And thereupon the Syndic bravely read The proclamation of the King; then said: - Pride goeth forth on horseback grand and gay But eometh back on foot, and begs Its way; Fame LI the perfume of heroic deeds, Of flowers of chivalry and not of weeds! These are fatuiliar proverbi; but I fear They never yet have reached your knightly ear. What fair rellow 11, what hiMor, what repute Can come to you from starving this poor brute? Re who serves well and speaks not merits more Than they Who clamor loudest at the door. Therefore the law decrees, that as this steed Served you in youth, henceforth you shall take heed To comfort his old age, and to provide Shelter in stall. and food amt Reid beside." The Knight withdrew abashed the people all Led lunne the steed in triumph to his stall, The King heard and approied, and laughed in glee, And cried aloud: -Right pleaseth me! Church-bells at best but ring us to the door: But go not in to mass: my bell doth more: It Cometh Into court and pleads the cause Of creatures dumb and unknown to the laws; And this shall make, in every Christian clime The Bell of Atri famous for ail time." Little Tip was a tumbler; not a glass tumbler, though lie might perhaps be truly called an earthen one. His peculiar vocation was to make a Wheel of himself, by which lie annoyed, unprotected women andchildren. He would tumble over and over he entire length of the street, bob bing his head and holding out his hand for 1 pennies between every somersault. Poor Tip! he got more kicks and bruises than pennies. Not that the ladies --gentle hearts—ever repulsed him with rudeness; but the policemen did. To them, poor little 'ripe; With his shock of untidy hair, his teterful eyes, and active legs, was simply a nuisande, and must be put down. As to his being a human bit of flesh and blood, I don't suppose such an idea ever came into their heads. It was their duty to keep hint • down or up; for he contrived 1,9 be..on Ids head half of his life, and Was a greal, trial to-them. Now, Tip was not an ugly,. wizen -faced, meager, starved-looking [..b0y,,,,at neither was he very punning or very vi. pious, that I couldsee. He had eyes large, dark, and really beautififl; fringed with heavy silken lashes; a fair skin, where you could see it for the dill" and pretty features. I never met the ;little torment but I found myselfwonde, ring how he would look dressed in Knickerbockers, his curly hair carefully corned out, and his face thoroughly washed. One day ho appeared at my window, crying is usual. He was s verftable little orocc4ile: I bad never spcdcen to him; but now, obeying a sudden ipiptas e ,l h ad him called in. • ".*M it Is pie nuttier with on, mrb o ir I asked, "I—l'm hungry," he wad, whimpei- , . b r ead 1 • "Then why don't you buy some d?' You've 'more than one primly i n * 93g pocket." i touched the rigiedl: e k et With the paper -folder I held in my ham* and tbe coppers jingled. 14 looked up scared; but, seeing me smilel took eon tr . I Se , ' "What is your:name ?" I it, de , ,r (AT* TiNicueit, was hi s re d . ~._ • • "Na but your rs other =mot A n dn.. 'urea,rekt kiltilVossy dell you distil , .... " ' NI bain ' t no other name," made re. ' - '" , . i i •, “WsWiliiitilittefither's e Vl' 1 414111ifilt gOit' l '' 1 SWilitif Faiila .C4heri . Toodleip" alCrtOdikilltattrey ": Was 11Thi w ik. ...'-'. 1 !".Are you natty hungry, Ti V' fix... not Tam PI he _L.__ -- _. =:=2lmmilim to, tar Limb tentiarl. TUE A Airtm-BELL OF ATRI By TlE . Llfrf W. LONOPELLOW Atri„.in Abruazo, a small town Orauctent 'Roman date, htit scant renown,. One of those little places that have run Had up beneath a blazing sun, And tout sat clown to rest, as it to say, "I climb no furthqr upward, come what may," The Ito Giovanni, now unknown to tame, So many monarchic since have borne the name, gad a peat ,bell hung in the marketplace B eaeath a r oo t , projecting some small space. By way of shelter from the sun and rain. Then rode he through the streets with all his tra And, with the blast of trumpets loud and long, Made proclamation, that whenever wrong Was done to any man; he should but ring The great bell in the square, and Ile, the king. Would cause the Syndic to decide thenxol. Sorb was the proclamation of King John. Elow-kappily,the days in Atri sped, What wrongs were righted, need not here he said Suffice it that, as all things must decay, The hempen rope at length was worn away. Unravelled at the end, and, strand by strand, Loosened and wasted in the ringer's hand, Till one, who noted !this In passing by, Mended the rope with braids of hrlony, So that the leaves aid tendrils of the vine Hung like a votive garland at a famine. By chant* it happened that In Atli dwelt A knight, with spur on heel and sword in belt, Who loved to hunt the wild-War la the woods, Who loved his falcons with their crimson hoods, Who loved'lds libunds and horses and all sports And priallgalltka of Ramps and courts; L ove d , or h a d lov e d theta; for at last, grown old hits passion was the love.of gold. life soid.Wahorses, sold his hawks and houtimb. Rented his vineyards and his garden-grounds, Kept but one steed, his favorite s teed of ail , To starve and shiver In a naked stall, And, day by day, sat brooding In his chair, DeviOng plans how best to hoard and spare. NY BOX ellY ALICE ROBBINS • "Who do you give your money to, my boy?" "I gives it to my mother," he replied, looking down, while his child's face burned. "And do you never spend it?" Ile shot* his head. "Would you like a new suit of clothes, and do you think your mother would let you go to school ?" dunno," he answered, looking down and casting furtive glances about the room "Well, Tip, if you will wash your face nicely," I said, "I will give you a good breakflud." IHis eyes brightened as he looked up. I led him to the bath-room, gave him plenty of soap and water, and when the child came out I should not have known him. "He's a regular beauty," spoke, Katy, stealthily, as she set out some breakfast for him on the kitchen table. After he had eaten all he wanted, I put on my bonnet and water-proof, as the day looked threatening, and told the boy to lead me to his home. We were soon there, in the very heart of a crowded misshapen court, in the very top room of a horribly vile tenement-house. There I found the woman he called his mother. She was old and haggard. When we went in, she was on her knees trying to blow a few damp chips into a flame. Some stale bread lay in slices on the broken hearth, in the midst of scattered ashes. I supposed she intended to toast it. The woman herself was not bad looking, but her dress was odiously foul with dirt. There were only a broken chair, a pan of coals, and a heap of rags in the room. No table, no beds; nothing of comforts. Even the windows were stuffed with paper to keep the pure air out. "I have brought home your boy," I sai cheerfully, as the woman arose. "I'm sorry I haven't a cheer for ye. she said, politely; "and, as for Tip, he ain't my boy, you know, of course "But you take care of him." "Laws, no, Miss, he takes care on his self, and helps me a little, by tumbling." "Are his parents living, then, and whose child is he ?" "You asks me more nor I can! answer. was the reply, as she wiped her hands on heragged gown. "Old Toni Green, him that was a tinker, had him a icouple o' year; and they do say herealxmts as how Tip wag stole." "Then you don't know as Tip is his ame?" .Bless ye, miss, no, intleedi That's what we calls him hereabouts:, He's a good child as yotnig ones go: but I reckon. if you asks Granny Loot, who lives in the basement, she'll tell you somethin' about him. Tip, take the lady down to Granny. Loot. You'll hey to holler some!" The boy went obediently down-stairs; and, slipping a piece of money into the woman's hand, I followed him. The way was fearfully dark and fright fully dirty; but the basement into which I was conducted was clean and almost corn fortable. In one corner, on a low bed, crouched a strange, shrunken old figure, as like to a mummy as an • ythiry ; alive posaim i be. At, the one window sat a tidy-looking, girl busily sewing. "I have come," I said, addressing the girl, who looked up with a startled face, "to find out something about this boy." -0, Granny remembers when he came here. Don't you, Granny ?" she shrieked in the old creature's ear. "It's about Tip. The woman wants to know. Old Heeps brought him here,_ didn't he ?" "Yes," muttered the old woman, with many nods, her bright eyes fixed on my face. "Beeps, he did. Stole 'em, he did. I always knowed it. Who is she His manuny ?" I shook my head. "Beeps is dead now. Ile was a wicked man,;" pursued the old woman;, "and he stole that child. I remember he wasn't much more'n a baby then, and there was aziaccident out on the L. road—a dreadful smash-up. When Heeps brought that boy home, he had on pretty clothes, and toretty trinkets, hey, did he; and, if Heeps hadn't had us all under his little finger, there'd a ' been trouble, there would. But Heeps is dead now, and I'm glad of it, I am; he did a sight o' dirty work, did Heeps." My heart beat high. Providence was doubtless leading me to right the wrongs of this helpless child. "I suppose Heeps christened him, Tip Toodles," I said. "Ye; Miss; that's what he alleys gilled him, and that's whit he's been going by ever sense. Heeps learned him to tumble, and I'll say for him that he sot a sight by the boy; and when Recipe died, why the the .woman up-stairs took him, and he makes all the money she Bits. She's a good hearted critter, is Mattie, barring . she loves the drink." I learned what I could from this old woman (who , assured me that she was ninety-eight).about the accident; and, tell ing Tip to call at my house on the follow ing day, I returned home, full of specula tion. Suppose, and-suppose, and utmost" —my dreams and my waking hours were full of supposing. I took the boy borne with me at last, dressed him in neat new clothes, and sent him to school. Ar 'one year he had "been with hie, proving himself promising and capable in more ways than one. He was, of: course, backward in his studies, but extremely:in telligent. In fact, day after day I folind hint developing a beautiful character, and day after day I grew to love" him more`— Old Mettle' became my Pensioner; every Saturday she called to see the boy, and she never went away'empty-handed. One beautifurautumn day (shall I ever forget the fragrance and calm of that.day —the wonderful tinting of the einktreis, the pale gplden splendor of the (ktoher sun?) a Itandimm carriage drove up to the dog, inul &servant in lively hamlet* lira °ark rot which I mid. r 7 James Corbet.'? . : • The name was entirely new to me:— Nevertheless, I gave my Orden to the tier. wint, slipped off my working-apron, and, as goon as I could oompose tpy shutkid nerves 4 sqlteted theimilev.* 'Pwopmsons rose its_l came in, a lady and agentlemati. - • The fanner was tall andstrficingly beau -tiful; the man, yet in the prime of life and 'ltaideanke, gave Me the impression of A powerful character, 11rae nit prepared ter what tellowed, • • "seine manure ago, said the. gentiemaai." .1 understand yeti : advertised . kir the rehk, t . rives of a 'chili supposed to be 41;1041 the terrible aeci4eat of featstirie." halved, with itnitei#g Wait. #cliy sister was ek, hoard the it-fated ~t ratn," said the lady, very 4 111 04', but Saveiter-lip trenible; !`and we kips, we be• t .. Thr?e,, treM the description { tlt , ttf bAy, ion name was her child, the son of thin gantkentn,My brother-in-hiw." "Crin we see him?" asked Mr. Corbet. I went out into the 'Small sitting-room, wherre little. Tip sat, busily engaged in making bolo for a magnificent kite which I had that morning bought for him. For one moment . I paused, sorrowfully, to look at the picture—the boy, with his flushed cheeks, sparkling seyes, pretty curling locks, and round, white throAt. "Darling," said I softly. Ire looked up with a bright smile. "See what a lot of them!" he exclaimed, tossing the paper bobs up, through.'' "Come with me, deari" I said; "some body wants to see you." He sprang to his feet, and at that mo ment I knew the boy was no longer mine to lore and to cherish. The likeness to the beautiful woman in the parlor was striking. I had noticed it from the first. I smoothed his hair a little and led him in. In another moment, with strong emo tion, the gentleman said, "That is Helen's boy." And as I saw them crying over him and embracing him, the child startled and wondering, I felt both glad and sorry. So I lost little Tip Toodles; but perhaps it is his gain. My boy comes often to see me, and sometimes I go to pay him a short visit in one of the -finest avenues in New York. My boy lives in splendor; but he does not forget his friends --lie never will. As for Matti°, who shared her wretched room with him• so long, you would not know the woman. She has a tiny home of her own in a pleasant country place, and sells milk and butter and eggs. She tells me she is making money. Mr. Corbet gave her the little home, with its pretty garden; and Tip (his real name is Frank Corbet) never forgets to make her fine presents on the holidays. BILL.LNG'S ADVICE TO HIS FRIEND JOE. —By awl means, Joe, git married, if you hey got a fair show. Don't stand shiv. vering on the bank; but pitch in and stick yure head under, and the shivver is over. There ain't enny more trick in getting married after yu are reddy, than there iz in eating peanuts. Menny a man haz stood shivvering on the shore till the river haz awl run out. Don't expect to marry an angel, the angels hey awl been picked up long ago. Remember, Joe, yn ain't a saint yureself. Don't marry for buty ex cloosively; buty is like ice, awful slippery, and thaws dreadful east. Don't marry for luv neither; luv iz like a cooking stove, good for nothing when the fuel gives out. But a mixture. Let the mixture be sum buty, becomingly dressed, with about $225 in her pocket, a good speller, handy and neat in the house, plenty of good sense, a tuff constitution and by-laws, small feet and a light stepper; add tew this clean teeth and a warm heart; the whole to be well shaken before taken. This mixture will keep in enny climate, and not evapo rate. If the cork happens to be left out for two or three minutes the strength ain't FM aw gone. Joe for heaven's sake: don't marry for pedigree; thar ain't much in pedigree un less it iz backed by bankstoeks. A family with nothing but pedigree generally lacks sense; are like a kight with tew much um, ;r thry warner only mite oph some of the tail they might possibly get up, but they are always tew illustrious to take oph the tail. But mi dear fellow, don't be afrade; wedlock iz az natural az milk, but ov course thar iz some difference in milk; about highstin cream ther iz one thing often don't happen, and that iz awl milk to have the cream to rize good, and keep sweet; it must be kept in a cool place, and not be roused Up tew often. Don't be an old bachelor; lonesum and selfish, crawling out ov rim hole in the morning, like a shiny-backed beetle, and then backing into it again every night, suspicious and suspected. I would az soon be a stuffed rooster, set up in a show window, or a tin weather cock on the ridge pole of a female semi nary, az a lonesum bachelor, jeered at by the virginity of the land HIGH ART rs LYnco.—A gentleman of transatlantic "raising" bad mentin:.ed the (exceedingly) fact that he had seen as many as fifty snakes up a tree at ow time. A stupid Britisher having ventured to evince a very decided increduality, ‘rWa.,l, stranger," said the Yankee, "there wor forty." "Forty! but that is as wonderful as fifty," exclaimed the other. "Waal, stranger," was the rejoinder "you seem tarnation hard to please, we'll say twen ty, there! and I'm darned if I don't fight afore I take off another snake." But even this, as "a clincher," must yield to the following: A Yankee, possibly the same man, having told an Englishman that he shot, on one particular occasion, nine hundred and ninety-nine snipe, his interlocutor asked him why he did't make it a thousand at once? "No," said he, "not likely I'm going to tell a lie for one snipe." Whereupon the Englishman, rather "riled." and determined not to be outdone, began to tell a long story of a man having swum from Liverpool to Bos ton. "Did you see him," asked the Yan kee, suddmily, "did you see him yourself?" "Why, yes, of course I 414, I was coming across, and our vessel passed him a mile out of Boston harbor." "Well, I'm glad. ye saw him, stranger, 'cos yer a wittiest that I did it. That teas me! - - tomvc years ago, at the close of the seat son on the lakes an old sailor found him self with a pocket full of money; the wages of ~his labor. His aged mother, residing at Detroit, had "experienced religiOn" du ring his absence, and on Jack's return, persuaded him to hire a pew in her fa vorite church. The next Sabbath she per suaded Jack to attend services 'with her. As a "ret , i,al" was then in progress, after *bile the veryindividual of whom Jack 'had hirecf the pew, came to his seat and began to talk to him about his spiritual wake. Presently he asked "are you a Christian?" • "W -h-a-t?" returner( his temper rising, '''.4ra you a professing Christian ?" "Am I a Christian ?" retort ed the indignant sailor in a tone loud enough to attract general attetiAion,— 'why, blast your eyes, didn't tiny a state. room in this very ohnrch yesterciayi and haveq't I got your own receipt for it in file Jacket this minute ?" The incipient "muss" was exPlained away with some difficulty; but Jack caignot 11 wrzesl, second time to enter a building Where, se h e said, The blasted bib* of a third mate insulted him," A. unrrit,boy who imbibed more of tho_Young Atimion,sp it than.qfpsiiin, .ness!, was rem% 110 earth of AT r" toir.AlkOit 1 4.444 1 0-.. :•Kt'slinyfnose r !Lbe., v*l4 "an 4 Wahl Oa daY at Alaa6ool2. Independence, and TA pick thundeTAnt of it if I'M R mint{ yet" THE JOSH BILLISGIS PAPERS If yu hay got a spirited and noble boy appeal tow generosity; if yon hay got a heavy and sullen one, appeal tew biz back. A grate niftily ov our peoplego abrdad tow improve their minds, who hadn't got enny minds when they; war at home; knowledge, like charity, And begin at home; and then spread. Aftlickshuns are the compliments that Heaven pays tow the virtewous. Noboddy but .a phool will speed hiz time trieing tow convince a phool. Time iz like money, the less we hay ov it tew spare the further we make it gn. The tongue is really a worry fast mein. ber ov the bodily politick, he iltiz all the talking, and two-thirds ov the thinking. Men who invade the province uv wim min. are alwus jeered at, and how kan winunin, when they invade the ln•ovinco ov men expect to eskape the same kind ov m 'mos treatment. He who spends his younger days in dis apashun iz mortgaging himself tew dis seaze and poverty, two inoxerable eridi tors, Who are certain temirireelose at last. and take possession ov the premises. Thare iz menny a person who can set a inottstrap tew perfeekshun, brit, not satified with rich small game, undertake tew trap for bears. ;for/a: study yule genius, and stick tew mice. Young man, don't marry abnv or below yure rank; not that I think thare is cus tom in it, and custom often outranks law and gospel. • The world owes Asks energys and re ftnementtew luxurys—digging roots for brekfast and going naked for clothes; iz the virtewous innocence ov a lazy savage. Thare iz lots ov folks who eat well, and drink well, and sleep well, and yet are sick all the time—theze are the folks who alwuz enjoy poor health. • DESPERATE FICIICT WIT/I A RATTLE. SNAXE.—Another frightful encounter with a rattlesnake comes from Missouri, the account of which is as follows: "During the late harvest a farmer in the northeastern portion of Osage county, while cutting wheat in his field, heard the sing of a rattlesnake. Before he could de termine the precise locality of the 'rattling' the snake made at him, leaping over the scythe and cradle, but missed the man, who now in turn attacked the snake with his cradle. The snake was ready for the charge, and again leaping over the cradle. inflicted a severe wound on the front part of the right leg of his antagonist, who now retreating endeavored to defend him self against the repeated attacks of the reptile. The snake made no less than ten different lunges at the gentleman, while retreating, who at the same time called loudly for his dog. "The faithful animal finally arrived, finding his owner nearly exhausted with heat and pain, and at once attacked the snake. The faiiner, fully realizing the great and imminent danger of his wound, now made his way home—a quarter of a mile—as best he could. On reaching there he at once applied a thick ligature hcarily ovakcal totracvo juitz and anal, and whilst awaiting medical aid drank two quarts of pure peach brandy, scarely feeling any effect therefrom in his excited and exhausted condition. "He at once despatched assistance to the scene of the conflict to rescue his dog, which on arriving there found the snake coiled around his faithful annual, the' dog dead and his venomous companion in a dying condition. The wheat for a consid erable space around was torn down, bear ing evidence of the fierce, deadly contest which had then but recently. occurred . The dog received au honorable binial, while the snake was subjected to an anatomical inspection, which revealed a nearly ful grown rabbit. "The tail of the reptile bore seven rattles anti one 'button.' Our informant, inadver tently, we presume, omitted any mention in his notes of the length and general size of the deadly foe with which the farmer, and finally his faithful dog, had theidread ful encounter. That it was of rather un usual size would seem most probable. "The gentleman was confined to his room about two weeks, but is now able to attend to his business as usual." A QuEsTrox SETTLE' D.--Old Joe B was a quiet old - man, burfeettfewtat too fond of the bottle. Whey in his cups, his ideas tended toward theological matters, which he always avoided in his sober mo ments. It was Saturday afternoon, (Con necticut baking day) and his good wife wanted some wood for the oven. . - "Joe, I wish you would go out and spli some wood. Here it is nparly - two o'clock and the fire isn't made." Joe went Out to execute his commission, but fearing his physical condition was weak, marched to tho neighboring tavern to fortify himself therein. He returned home utterly obivions to all things, save his pet theories. Seating himself on the chair, he - - "I say (hie) Jane do you (hio) think the Lord (hip) means to burn us all (hic) up in fie.' llis venerable spouse being exceedingly irate did not answer. Again he repeated the question. Still an ominous silence. "Wife do you think the Lord means—to bnrn us in the fire everlasting ?" "No!" said the thoroughly aroused wife; "no, you old fool, not if he waitsfor you to split the wood!" A roma} man who carried a collection plate in service, before starting, took from his pocket a five-cent piece, as be suppos ed, put it on the plate, and then passed it round among the congregation, which included many young girls. The girls, as they looked at the plate, all seemed aston-. ished and amused; and the young• man,, taking a glance at the plate ; fns 1 that instead of a nickel five-oent piece, he had a cony .. ataatio n lozenge, . with the worth; I "Will you marry me ?" in red letters, staring everybody In the face. Tire Providence cream* says: - Of old Drf Gal% of litneunni *very goal story is told. Riding into Boston one day over the Neck, where-, fit , young clergyman,. who was, In the vehicle with MIN said: , "Dr, Clay, if the gallows had itadoke„ whereNootad you be ?" "44 1 11 f itito iloiwicuk alone." Wee the A urn in a publid school smiled to her teacher for leave to he absent half a day, or! the pleiriliar trieiY " ' had company at 91i1p6; •Thik faselter referred her to the Printed list - of resiont that the &boor core- Waco lattlicient tojustify aLsenoo, •and asked her if her ease came uuder any of dom . shq, aatively replied that it might come under the head of "domestic ::~,:~. ~ a... PEPPER PODS TUE 31/TRAILLEUIL—The utitrailleur, which is as yet untried in practical war fare, is considered by the French as the most destructive military weapon known. 'Recently, 300 wittehecl horses, already condemned to the poleaxe, were purchased at the rate of four or live francs each, and ranged at a considerable distance. Two mitrailleurs were brought to play on them, and in three minutes after two discharges not one of. the animals remained standing. Ou a second occasion, 560 horses were brought down at a single trial. This for midable weapon is constructed as follows: It is a light 37-barrelled gun, arranged that its barrels may be discharged simul taneously, or consecutively. The 37 cart ridges intended for ono charge are eon ' tallied in a small box. A steel plate with corresponding holes is placed on the open box, which is then reversed and the cart ridges fall points foremost ipto their re spective holes. They are prevented from falling through by the rims at their bases. The loaded plate is then introduced into the breech-slot, and when the breech is closed by a lever a number of steel pins, pressed by spiral springs, are only prevent ed from striking the percussion arrange_ ment in the cartridges by a plate in front of them. When this case is moved slowly by a handle, the cartridges are tired cue by one. If the plate be withdrawn rapidly they follow each other so qukkly that their discharge is all but simultaneous.— The invention ifetris.Very Well adapted for use in forts or other permanent places of defence or offence, but its carriage and management in the field would present many and insuperable obstacles to its gen eral use. A FORMIDABLE VEssEL.—Wlidle most of our people are sympathizing with Prus sia in her present struggle against France, it is curious to note that one of the most formidable vesseLs in the navy of Louis Napoleon was devised and built in this country by Americans fur the use of our government but rejected. At the close of the War it was completed fur tho French Government. We allude to the immense iron-plated rain Ilvelumbevi, more fami liar to our readers as the Dui/der/mil/. This marine monster is 378 feet long, 73 feet Leam and 30 feet deep, carrying an armament Of eight fifteen-Inch gums. As a "----- .. 'lie Rochantbeau will prove fear- •ruu full estructive, it, being calculated by experts that when colliding at a specd of ten knots an hour' she would deliver a blow equal to a cannon ball of 1,000 pounds weight, hurled with a propulsive force of 1600 feet a second. This mighty craft crossed the Atlantic from New York to Cherbourg in fourteen days,frthpieutly steaming at the rate of fifteen knots au hour. A FAMLLY .Fnun.—Some how long we cannot say, a fend broke ont be tween the Bolton and the Dickens fami lies in Tennessee. It has grown into a regular vendetta, and already ten 'persons have been killed. The last victim•was an oldman, Col. Dickens, who, while on his way home, near Memphis, was shot alai killed by a man concealed hi the buslws. The Colonel had killed a Bolton last fill in Memphis. Of course, as he was one of the chivalry, nothing was donate h im, and now another of the same class .hides iu "the bush" and assassinates him. Next is the turn of a Bolton and then of a Dickens. By .and by not a member Of either family of fools and knaves will be left, and then Tennessee will have peace. A S.{) WARNllie.—On Sunday morning [ast Henry, a ,little son of Airs. Emily Lloyd, of this Town, aged about six yeari, died, and on Itlontlay night George; ;moth son, aged about * nine years,. "crossed the river" and rests with his younger brother in the "shade on the other' side.:' One day last week these little boys, in couiptuty with other children, went blackberrying; during their absence it is supposed that therate of some poisenous benies which Utley found in the woods.. In a few dab s their systems bsca'me so impregnated with the virus as to battle medical skill, and they lingered until the times mention ed, when death put an end tolheir. sutler inEca.—.Leesberg Mirror. A SA-CAPTAIN, trading regularly to the coast of Africa, was invited to meet a corn mittee of a society fOr the evangelization a Africa, He was a0E14,,, awmg *Wo w:as questionstorieliing the ;jiabits. and religion of the Afriemt !races, the subjects of the king, of Dahomey keep Buudalf.r •,l amlayVile replied. - "Yea, and everything- .they can, lay their hands on." - WilajltELL :tens . A story of a stranger meeting an FaneraW.er leaning ;1/dust a pdst, watching a funeral procession cota- . lug nUt Of fk-imasse, when the fallowing dialogla, _ensued: "Is that a funeral?" "Yes, sir; Pm thinking it is, ' ' "Anybody of distitibtion ?" "I reckon it is, sir." "Who ie it that died ?" "Why, the gear neaten in the coffin, to he sure," - replied Pat, with a knowing look, A S4MTMERN judge reflteett .to accept the plea of a u Oll O - appOiril.ed Juror Oat .he wavolot a frecholcler i oil the .grolind that helumilteptbacheloestiall attroonttia anOt !` 11 ! ) alas! W;l ll 4*netv A o l4l4teititlaitit that length of tima,7wlet taelilt dirt enough in his room to tnake hun a free -1104M" ANECIPIMaDit sN Old Sam Houston, of Tex. make it a point to stop at Cair. times for three or four days, on his s • and from Washington. He usually e,n pioyed his time in fishing from the stern guards of a whartboat. On one occasion of this kind he had a set-to with a Cairo youth, which will bear telling about. The youth, like himself,. was fislting.,-- Houston on the wharf boat, and the boy on a wood boat moored just'below. At the interesting juneture of a bite at the boy's bait, Houston nom out his line, which became hopelessly entangled with that of the bOy. There was a pause.— Neither seemed to have a wool fit for thy• occasion. At fast Houston broke the silence. “Sonny, go elsewhere and fish, and then we'll avoid entangling alliances.” "You blasted Old short coat," retorted the bud of promise, "go elsewhere ..lotirself and fish." "I apirchend that you are a very saucy boy," returned the Senator, "for whom there are by no means enough rods, in pickle." "Now look here old Skeezieks," cried the boy fully agitated, "I don't, want to quarrel with you, nor anybody like you,— ttr name is Sam Dawson, and you live in Texas; and like everybody else, you stole a hem and bad to go there; and is v. ,n are putting on a big shine you old thief, and calling yourself Sam Il'ouston. Saying licit, this very amiable young creature gave a sudden lurch, and pulled the honorable gentleman's rod from his hands into the river. I subsequently heard Ifunston detailthe "set to," and he did it in a style drehledly chararteristie. Concluding the st"ry he said: ,••••• • have met men in (lobate at the ki, upon the stump, and upon the floors of Congress; but never was I so completely diseomtitted. The boy had decidedly the better of me, and from his heart of hearts he believed it.''