tBtais utB GLE HOTEL, iariSeltt and most COMXltladioll3 In GETTYSBURG, PA., 4 Me litherslm rp and Washincion 190 L. TATZ Propiietor. Omnibus for ramengers and Baggage he Depot, on arrfrpl and departure of Trallu. Careful imanta, and reaan EZI [May 29, 1267.--tt STONE HOTEL, GETTYSBURG, PA E. MYERS, Proprietor, NOW OPE N; 7 is a Dew House, and haa been At- In the most approved style. Its loea- mato and convenient, being in i the mart portion of the town. Every Arrange been made for the aceolnimodalion and t guests, with ainfile stabling attached, deuced sertants, and acconimodating • shall use every endeavor to please— ] lenv open for the entertainment of the of we kindly a(dlelt a shate of public [May 23, 1867—tf W HOTEL. kRRIS HOUSE, ORE STRF,ET, GETTYSBURG, ?A. undersigned has opened a Hotel, the ills Hurst:, in the lately enlarged and three-story Brick Building. on Batti er, two doors from the Court-house, 4, Pa., and is provided with accom for the comfortable entertainment of her of guests. His experience in the arrant& him In promising satisfaction 4 I.se, and he feels certain that those who him once will call again. Charges e will always be supplied with the best burg and Baltimore markets may at. his Bar will have the choicest wines, &e. as ample Stabling, with a good Host. CC, share of public patronage is respect f•cl. and no effort will be stared to de w. P. HAMM 1870.-11 01\T HOTEL, HHEELT THE WHITE BALL,] K SPRINGS, PENN'A IiiIIPPINGER, Proprietor ersigned having leased the long estab. d popular i Hotel, in Petersburg, (York rough will spare no effort to pla.se all • ze him. The Hotel Is fLiessantly h large and comfortable Chambers ot fall to give satisfaction. His Table lied with the best that the asmket his Bar contains none but that of the ors ; he is also well supplied with Ice • r season—this being the only Hetet that has an Ice House attached.— colmexion with the Hotel extensive h attentive hostlers. He asks a share c patronage and is determined that o away dissatisfied. Charges moder era taken by the week on reasonable E. P. KITTINGER, Proprietor nal', May 6,1870.-6 m Pouter, Xinii, AM) PARLOR STOVES, ALL KINDS :t and most approved styles. :HEET-IRON AXD LLOIV WARE, LUMBEII, OF ALL KINDS and Examine ! BUEHLER'S RE ROOMS, 'F cARLISLE & RAILROAD STREETS DA-NIEL CASHMAN AND LIME ! igned hare entered into per under the firm of Rinutir carry on the • urilingßusiness, d—the Gettysburg Lime Ki 111 3 6011 Raiiroad and =atom stree can rely on getting the beat times, and at lowest market rates. A L at lowest prices. (411 detivere4 anywhere In Get-tys JACOB REILEY, DANIEL C.MSELMAN -tt Wintry 'ffk ILINERY kS A. lIIMMEN Prod from Philadelphia, at her ligament cm Baltimore street the Presbyternmehurch, a 'very , • assortment of new style ETS & HATS. gmis, Crept%landfll!, elegant Frew. Elegies, Straw Trimming' and Fanny description and the istastaityles. . ELDERLY LAMER Mgi=l:l HAMNER ' . 1870 M'CREARY a new beautiful assortment 01 TS Sr, HATS. of the latest and most fashionable Also, an assortment of d Toilet Good perienoe llaiLa r iss Is :Zit Use ladies a Goods than It w Wood out of - • , hely asks a eoedalanee of she has la years past so Ub vim roods to sell again and th lastrue. [April V., 1876 -an . - Yuma- JI andi...,..._Trateeth.........0111Pge1l 444.1 d.and all han PURL*Ik* iii • EIUM-14LE IC 'co..; Ballimore it. between Obu andittamon, Getty , Pa. TERM OF P ATION: • Tax Buz AND Minim= published every Priz day morni not paidng. at 112.00 in advance ;or 82.30 If within the year. No subscriptions dis eontinued until all are paid, unless at the option of the publish Aimormantourrs are I at reasonable rates.. A liberal redaction Jibe made to persons advertising by the quarter, half year, or year. Special notices will be line at: special rates, to be agreed upon. /ErThe circulation of th sr.t.a AND Eabrnooo, is one half larger than that :ver attained by any newspaper in Adams coun and, as an adver tising medium, it cannot be ed. Jos WORK of all kinds • be promptly execu ted and at fair rates.' Nan . -bills, Blanks, Canis, Pamphleta. &c., in every .ty and style, will be printed at short notice.. T CAME. grettosionat ands, at. D. WOODS, • ATT Hue resumed the Prnettee of I to any business in the Co , • Onioe:—tion. J. H. Danner'sl Corner of tne Diamond. March 4, Matr-41 J . N. KRAIITH, Collections and all leg al b tended tn. (Juice on Baltimore street, house. June 1364—tf D mecoNAuelry, A et. Odle* one door west of Bum Cuainbersberg street. bipedal attention given t o ts, Coilectionsand Seutement of estates. All eget business, and claims to Pensions; Bouncy , •k•pay, and Dam ages against 1..1. mates, at ad es promptly and eaten:taro attended to. Laudwarranza located, and choice Farms for sale in lowa and other western Mates. June IS, latie—tf A J. COVEN., ATTC e IItNEY AT LAW, Wiipromptly attend to coil dons and ail other 1311:M1413s trusted to nls care.. (Mee between Fannestoc k's and Danner di ZJegier's stores, Baltimore street, tiettysburg, Pa. May B, 1817—t1 D JAVID A. BUEHLER/ AtiltNEY AT LAW. Will prompUy.attend to cone tions and all other BUSiIIeSS entrusted to as care, thdoe at as residence to mei three-story build, lug opposite the Court.house. May is, I.Bo7—tf . D AVID WILLS, I - ATTOitNEY AT I:AW. Office at his residence in the Sputa-east corner of Centre Square. May b , 1817—tf 1 • DR. H. S. HUBER. South-east corner of Chamberfurg and Washing. ton streetst- opposite Co TAT ;13 Esau: Harm. June 11, I • D H. J. W. C. O'NEAL , Has hit office at his residence tltaltimore streel two doors above toe Cbmptler dice. • May Zg, Id67—tf JOHN L. HILL, M. D., DENTIST. Office on Chambersburg stree nearly opposite the EAOL2 Horst., tiettysburg, , Pa. AirtLaving been In constant practice over 20 years patients can be assured t good work. July 9, I&7—tt D R. J. E. BEAKSTIIt : - :Elk, DENTIST. Having located In Gettysharg,ioflers Illiserdees to the pubile. Odle. In York cot, nearly *NIO - the Globe Ina, where he Ibe prepared to attend to any case withln er tl i pt,o. 'rime of the Dentist. Persons In want of I or partial sets of teeth are Invited to call. T , reasoable. July 80, 18119-4 1 otartttges, gar E=! "BEST ALWAYS CHEAPEST." The Best and Cheapest, • Saddles Bridles Collars and HARNESS of all kinds, la the County, are 41=I to be found at the old and well known , Baltimore at ., opposite the Presbyterian Muria. (McCREARIY 'S.) OUR BIDING and WAGONi I IIAD= are the most substantially bull and 0 Litt HARNESS, (plain and s ver mounted,) are complete in every respea and! warranted of the very best material and worknouiaelp. OCE UYFER. LEATHER InKAYI COLLARS, can not be beat. Th ey are the best FITTING and most durable. OCR HEAVY DRAFT HARNESS, are made to order cites EtAtip can be made moan laa most -eat mauner. 0 11411/LES, WHIM 4ASHI.3, DA An Ramea, Fly-nets and everything. 2tlme boner v. 01Ttt PRICES nave been aitoilmrto to the lowest living standard. A liberal percentage for cask, me all bills amounting to BS or more. We work Doming but thebe* of stock and will warrant every article turned ttobe In every respect as represented. Taankful for past favors we invite attention to par present stock. adn - Glve us a call and =mane prices and g oaf fty.an 29. 1866--tt D. McCREARY & SON. J. BUGGIES MD CARRIAGES REMOVAL. rpm; osdersignexi hatiiemo his Carriage -1 i ng ki ni .7 shop to tioSeast end i r Middle Street, Gettysburg_ Pa., where he will oontinue to build all bkdi - o n . york in his . I.lne, vlif CARRIAGE.% TROTTROG. & FALI. ING-TOP BUGGIES, kAGGER WAGONS, &C., His work is all put op of good l tinaterial and by the best of tneohalgel4 And canadi fall t° give sat isfaction. Hisprioesare always kvasona le. He solicits orders, confident t hat he can r" REI AIRING promptiyeone, at - W W. v July 1,1801-1 y STYE YOUR PATENT ELASTIC CbRII HORSE COL ARS. THE undersigned has for sale these CELE SKATED (..V.l-1...a1tA mama by Hatter iterrr ia ldiadelphia, which are n sr used by ail the CI Passenger Railroad C he protec of their stock- They ark ti g hterin welakatmarb aomotsture, and do heat, The CoI'L WI Wbtek they are stalled tut very elms tic, the Gollar adjusts to the shape f the anlmsa, and consequently does not chafe. Farmers, try them. • Also. HARNESS of all kinds for sale and Made to drder. Call at my establishment on Carlisle street, Gettysburg, adJoining Parenger Depot. [ May 30, 1870—t OHM CULP. CARRIAGE-MA suxaThede war being orer, the,iind Carriage•Malang At their old stariol. in'East Middle burg, where they are &gala pre Work to the most 'fashionable, superior spanner. A. lot of , new CARRI4GES, BUGG en hand, which they , VA dispose prices, and all orders +qui be supp and satislactorily as paeans. I? RopAIA vr lir e Jr] done•with dispatch, and at Cli . ea . rate*. forslot Of new and old, • ; 238 on hand ale sauchiate Thankful for the li beral heretofore enjoyed b 4m ‘ tbey and endeavor to deserves chaos Pp . _nature. . . . MAY 29 , -- ti iwirrite ZIEGLER. guithering. MEAT MAR r ET ! NE W PIMA G.BO. B. 82'0 ma - 7mm! a viszs. I=3 entered Into nthlp fa tae ROMMEL e It on to all Mingles. Vklnds of wirtry Fresh ifeat.l:4' Day. Beat every Tuaday y morning. Small meals every w )14 araday and PO day I • , Marketmornings. Maul at street Gasam B. d a regales on Chambersburg en ___. • , Those baring tat stock frk wifi audit to their advantae• 10 call te. tbe *SW Firm & WIBLP. knit 13, 180e—tt , 1 . West Middle Street Market tii iis. (Sew the best. ) Every Day in_ t Week, sciNDAT axartim . Fro* INK. Mee Shoes &mai needs/ adardaymendsigs: Mutton freeryiliky. Orders lilt at tile evening, will be einunpay 6111 lovrinemorniair. Jun 18,11_ GEORGE Air 'llllolsmilid FOXY AT LAW, w, and willattend of Adams county. • inkling, South Yost BNICY AT LAW. 1. nem promptly at. uth of the Court- NEY AT LAW. 's Drug More - COOPERING. PETER CULP Has commenced the COOPERING BUSINPJ'SS in all its branches at Ms residence on the Mammas burg road, At the end of Carlisle street, Gettys burg, Pa The public can alwayk`tuwe made to order all kinds and styles of MEAT VESSELS CROUT STANDS, PICKEL STANDS, TUBS, FR BRELS: I also manufacture 5 and 10 LOU g Ke Aß gs, Cider Barrels. And all other kinds . of - Coopering. Re. pairing done cheaply and with despatch. Give us a Call. . (Aug. 13, 1869—tf GRANITE. YARD, GETTYSBURG, PA., ON RAILROAD, NEAR FR.EIGHT DEPOT. PETER BEITLER GRANITE forKra I.r all kinds of at reasonable rates— Curbing, Sills, Steps / ASHLERS, POSTS, MONUMENTS, CEM ETERY BLOCKS, &C., &C., out and finished In every style desired, by best of workmen. aa - Orders from a distance promptly attended to. June .3—tf :0, b. J. P. MCCREARY REMOVAL! REMOVAL! ROBERT D. AI(.110R, Gas Fitter, Plumber and Bell Hanger, Can be found at hie residence on corner of East Middle and Stratton streets, GETTYSBURG, TA., W i lk pecuriptly attend to all orders in his line.— o done in the moat satisfactory , manner, and at_ prices as low listen possibly be afforded to make a living. GAS PIPE fiumished, as ell as Chan it Brackets, Drop Lights, ; w A.TzsA PIPE, Stops, Top and Frost Spigots, auh, in short, everything belonging togas or water fatures. Bells hung, and furnished if desired. _,Locks of alt kinds repaired. f Aprll29, 1870—tf GETTYSBURG BAKERY THE firm of Newport & Ziegler having been disso, the undersigned will continue the Baking business, in all its branches, at the old stand, Corner of South Washington and West Middle streets, Gottysburg, Pa. All kinds of CRACKERS, BREAD ROLLS, PRETZELS, sc. constantly baked and always to be had fresh. With many years experience and every dis Pos ition to please, he feels that he can promise satis faction In all cases. Orders solicited, and promptly attended to. With many thanks for the patronage bestowed on the old Arm, its continuance Is asked. April 9, 1.968—tf BAI,TZER NEWPORT. gi - ffrriT7/11 THE -undersigned has in operation a STEAM SAW MILL, at the South Mountain, near Graeffenburg Springs, and is prepared to saw to order Ms of White Osk, Pine, Hemlock, or any kind of Timber desired, at the shortes no• ties and at low rates. He also manufactures Shingles, Pailings, Sze L UMBE-R delivered at any point at the LOWEST RATES..- 3 per cent. will be deducted for the cash payments, or interest will be charged from the time of deliv ery of Lumber. Thankful for past favors, he would desire a continuance for the future. All letters should be addressed to him at Graef fenburg P. 0, Adams county, Pa. HENRY .MILTENBERGER. Oct. 29, 1969—tf ICE CREAM SALOON ING. Chambersburg at., Gettysburg, Pa., next door to Eagle Hotel, Has always on hand a large assortment of all kinds of geed have re- COI s TFECTIONERY, made of the best Naigmaterials,,Mthal- • Fruits, Almonds, ICE nis, FilsOk ike. CREAM, • Getty& 1 44 p WWI w and secoad d 8, &C., served to customers, and orders for Fernlike or Parties promptly filled. Raving special worn- Modations for Ladles and Gentlemen, and deter mined to please, he invites bia friends to=ni a 11. [AprllB, at the leweat as promptly Siiryeyb . gr—Conveyancing. J. S. WITHEROW, FAIRFIELD, PA., Tenders his services to the public as a PRACTICAL SURVEYOR, and Is prepared to survey Farms, Lots, Be y on rea. sonable terms. Raring takennut a Conveyancer's License, he will also attend to preparing Deeds, Bonds, Releases, Wills, Leases, Ar ticles of eimensent, Clerking at galas, to Having had cetwillernble Menem* in this Op, he hopes to receive a liberal share of patronapr.4. Business promptly attended to andehneges Mown. abn. P. a *dams, Fairfield, Adams ananty. Pa. [Jan. Linea—td - • JEREMIAH C ULP, GETTYSBURG, PA., UNDERTAKER AND PAPER-B.ANGHIk pretelvd to funrnisign iibort notice and rWs• 'COFFINS of All ati b: stria 1 4" % im)14 t0w% rates, on an wall.d if rea will furnish hands to pnt the Plata aad-Fasey • Palatine' ex*. eriated a. Titer. ch ilaorit strestot few doers etstt Luthessa 1844.9 L STAITIIIM; WATCHES & JETELRY,. *O. 148 North /Woad aro* utimir of Oarup Aa PEZLADELPRLit. amoPlated rtmat i l a rdiok Jewelry. Isot Watches aliriel mramml mi.. - r• TAW or losticar ia Ilio fcl OODORL gusungs Cards. . ... NEW BUSINESS. Upholstering Sr, Trimming. • WILLIAM E. CTJLP • H AS opened an establishment oppite Weav er's Livery Stables t on Washington street, for covering SOFAS, CHAIRS, MATTRESSES, AND UP HOLSTERING IN ALL ITS BRANCHES. He also continues his old business of Trimming Buggies, Carriages, &c., and soUelts from the puts lie their patronage. Charges moderate. Dec. D—tf B. G. HOLLEBAUGE HAS opened a Blacksmith Shop on Washington street, nest door to Chritzman's Carpenter Shop, and is prepared to do all kinds of BLACKSMITH ING, at reasonable rates, and invites a share of public patromige. REPAIRING of all kinds. Give us a Call. April 30, 186H—tf JOHN GRUEL, ---_----------.----., - --.......-..--..-.------.- •:-:-.7...-........... ......------.....--__- ___. __--------- -........--,.... . ~ ..-..- , . , ..,. . . . .„,\ ~.. .:,•- l' 1. • . ' . • "---. - ' 4\ . ' .. , •\' , - . . ".......,.. -.A ..... . .. . : i . \ I ( 1 \ ,_,..1.'"ii ,---- - , ,, ,, ,- 4 . . , ) ..:.r.,) - . • - \ . \ • • --...... •,. 1 \ 6, • . . , .' . --...... ` 1 ••••- • 9 1 I •;• .•' 9 : ..-1 - . 1 I Sl' i t •- i ' , Ns\ .1 1 t I • \ \ \ .. iiir_7.....„... •••••.: •- : 4.„ ) \ • ,'% ' 1 ., ~' s . • i _ W. N. MILLER'S Cor. of Baltimore and Bast Middle eta., Every Description of Work executed in the finest style of the Art. CAST, WROUGHT AND WIRE . ON THE SHORTEST NOTICE. June 17, 1870.—tt GETTYSBURG MARBLE WORKS, TIF,ALS &BROTHER, Dist York Street, second Squaar. Gettysburg. Pa. Where they v %e rk p i r n efir e e i ;l u t e fl.z e rt aa all kinds of Monuments, Head-Stones / TOMBS, MANTLES, &c., atthe shortest notice—cheap as the cheapest aiTGlve us a calL Produce taken In exchange. May 29, 1867.—tf PUMP? One dozen reasons why this Is the best Pump manufactured in America for WELLS AND CISTERNS. 1. It Simple. 2- It isßellable. It throws Water Rapidly. 6. nis all Wood. 7. The Wood is Tasteless. & It dins not Crack In the Sun. 9. It is not liable to get out of order. 10. Should any repairs be necessary in Ume, they can easily be made by any person. IL It will not freeze. U. It is . Cheaper than any other reliable Pump manu factured. In testimony of the ;4:l l3 F:for character of this Pump, we refer. by pe lon. to the following persons who have had It, use, and tested it with entire satisfaction: jit j gClu al atiM7ao ke . T'AniFroair, in tp itrZtt Smith, niore tp. ; John cress Oe • I B. P. Bf Greenmount ; Peter Shively Fair. field ; Daniel ng, Pairileld ; Win. Young, Moant -107 ; Andrew Haverstock, Tyrone tp. Persons requiri Pumps for wells or cisterns, can have them. all complete and ready for use by sending the depth of the well or cis. tern. Satisfaction guaranteed In all cases or no Payment riiquired, Orders by mail or otherwise promptly attended to. JOSIST. McKnlghtstown, &darns cunty, Oct. 29, 1869.-- RI KUNKLEIy RENOVATE YOUR FEATHERS T HE undersi g ned offers to the citizens of Get. tysburg and vicinity a rare chance to avail themselves of the unparallel benefits of this un rivalled Feather lireuing and Renovating Machine, The most successful patent of the kind ever offer ed to the public. And we venture the prediction that It never will be excelled, for It roves to be exactly what all conditions andqualltlesof Fcath ers, from entirely new to old and much worn, need to render them as perfect maga quality am condition will admit of their being made. The Ckansini, is Done Entirely by Steam. No fire wining near the Feathers, consequently no possibility of burning. scorching, or otherwise juring them. By this process aII moths are de. stroyed and removed, the Feathers cleansed. the fibres relieved from their matted position, giving a bed an astonishing Inn:ease In bulk, often more than one-half ; also removing all disagreeabki scent which is so common to new as well as old Feathers. In fact giving the appearance and es sential qualities of New Featakers, and reliev ing them from all liability to moths by the remov al of all gummy or glutinous matter from the quill. Our facilities are such, that by abort no tice, we can take and return beds the same day, well dressed and ready for Immediate use. We warrant ' entire utisfaction or make no charge. All persons, especially ladles., are invited to call and see the machine In operation, at Pax ton's storeroom, on Baltimore street, and judge for themselves. SO - Feathers called fur and returned In town without extra share. J. FLETCHER. July WANTED AGENTS , to canvass for MIMS azin ncnrsz's nos-Ezetostvii KEROSENE LAMP , pronounced by more than 50 Professors In our Col leges, Absolutely safe —eaves 38 per cent, of oll—no bad odor—Will not break or wear out, because metalle Our agents make money, because it supplies a want as uni versal as right For full particulars address, with stamp, BENJ. F. BOWER, • 2d Floor, Mechanics' Bannk, Oct. 15, 1869.—ttHarrisburg, Pa. YOUNT'S COMPOUND PUTRID SORE THROAT, INFLUENZA, or an y other Inflammatory or inward disease of the Throat if not of too long standing. Also, SCARLET FEVER. This medicine , has been tried in THOUSANDS OF CASES, In different parts of the Nanny, and has never been known to fail if taken in nom ccord ing to directionx It is warranted tocu e s. . • Give It a trial sad it will speak for itselL Every house hold should provide themselves with a box of this medicine sod keep It on hands. The enresthat It has effected are truly mary elous. airPlopared and sold by 'atm 'room & Co., Gettysburg, Pa., or by their authorized agents.— For sale at nearly ail the Stores in Maass °minty. May 79, 1867.—tf IFiRAEL YOUNT & CO. Ge Ittysburg Springs Railroad .• SCHEDULE. Onnmenetng on the 21et day of June, MI LEAVE SESINGB HOTEL AT 7.45; 9.15; 11 A. X. 2.13; 5; 7.30; 10 P.' IL LEAVE GETTYSBURG AT &SO; 10 A. M. MAO; 3; 6.30; ft; IE3O P. IL EVERY MONDAY MORNING. Leave *rings Hotel at 4.80. Gettpentig at 7.00. June 24.—tf ' GEO. M. HOWELL, dupl. Store Room for Rent. to A BARB CHANCE Isdeidr to arty One Fellow Balm c oo l % of ta t? A l an elect t room 55 M m t s 7 Y t r g eo li n On inlkl& Adarasell2,_e - For informakkm. address the "Odd um Association." Springs, Pa., Nov. SS, 1869—tt PUBNITiiBB. Joseph Walton & Co., No. 41 Walnut a, ," O ar , a%saibhia. uZi=etc4 . l 2 , LFhloloot jim pod iolotortimmemp lte uspei laraj ce r a A: ol. ll Mum dr v .. co As mire %IL. sm .W.24 4 , u 2r 0 Wm. s q Yori'must. J. iii:Vmsmort. — EL Som. Feb. ita—/Y Book 'kid Job Mitinif or 4Lrt Irtms . • Dose with wetness, shonwiews The SW ant Soiatistel 41111110•. Warble %mu MARBLE WORKS, GETTYSBURG, PA ALL KINDS OP RAILINGS, Visalia taus. 27/20 CUCUMBER WOOl-)- CI TESTIMONIALS. 7011 1111 OCHE VT Baltimore Lock Hospital DR. JOHNSTON, Physician of this celebrated Institution, has die. covered the most Certalu,_Speedy, Pleasant and Effectual Remedy in the Wolld for ell DISEASES OF IMPRUDENCE, Weakness of the Back, or Limbs, Strictures, Af fections of the Kidneys, or Bladder, Involuntary Bbutargeslmpotency, General Debility, Ner ve dis, Languor, Low Soffits, Con fuilugorar:BelVarralpitation of the heart „Timidity. Trembling, Dimness, of i n:mx ile or Guidinees, Di sease of the Head, me or Elkin, of e - of the Liver, Lungs mach or 80a7.1,-- Ulm* terrible disorders sztsint u ter Solitary Hab its of Youth—imam and soli practices, more fatal to their victims, than the songs the Byre's! , to the Mariners of Ulysses, lidigh their most brilliant hopee, or anticipations, ren ering mar riage, &c., impossible. YOUNG MEN, especially, tha t have become the Victims of Solt. tary Vice, that dreadful and destructive habit which annually sweeps to an untim grave thousands of g men of the most exa lted tal ents and milliant Intellect; who might otherwise have entranced listening Senates with the thund e t rs of eloquence, or waited ecstecy the li ving lyre, may call wi th full coned race. MwaajAGE Married persons, or Young Men contemplating marriage, aware of Physical: Weakness (Loa of Procreative Power — lnilwliene.l.,/ Nervous Excita bility, Palpitation, Organic weakness, Nervous Debi)ity, or any ether disqualification, speedily relieved He wholmmt himself wilier the care of Dr. J. may reli gio usly confide in his honor as a gentle man, an conndentiany rely , upon his skin as a physician. ORGANIC WEAKNESS, IMPOTENCY, LOA9 OF POWER, Immediately Cured, and Full Vigor Restored. This distressing affection,—which renders life miserable and marriage I mooted ble—ls the penalty paid by the victims of improper Indulgences.— , Young pffsons are too apt to commit excesses from not being aware of the dreadful consequen. ces that may ensue. Now, who that understands the subject will pretend to deny, that the power of procreation is lost sooner by those falling into im. proper h.sbits, than by the prudent ? Beside being depfieed.of the pleasures of healthy offspring, the most serious and destructive symptoms of both body and mind arise. The system becomes de ranged, the Physical and Mental Functions Weak. ened, Loss of Procreative Power, Nervous Irrita lily, Dyspepsia, Palpitation of the Heart, Indi o°, Constitutional Debility, and Wasting of e Frame, Cough, Consumption, Decay and Death. A CURE WARRANTED IN TWO DAYS. Relief in Six Hours No Mercury! Persons Ruined" - by Ignorant, Trifling Pretenders, and their Dewily Po i sons, should apply immedately. DR. JOIDISTON, Member of the Royal College of Surf eons. Lon dege-son. in th Graduate ted of one of th e most emthent C 0,6 le Uni a and the whose life has been s St pent tis, in the Hospitalsgreater oftart Lon.oT don, Paris, Philadelphia and elsewhere, has effect. ed some of the mod astonishing ewes that were ever known; many troubled with ringing in the bead and ears when aslespdpreat nervousness, being shamed atandden sound", Imatdednesa, with derangement of Mind, were cured immediately. TAKE PARTICTLAR NOTICE. • Pr. J. addresses all those who have incur themselves by improper indulgences and solitary habits, which ruin both body and mind, Witting them for ei th er business , study , society or mar . effects Vase are u glar t : se d the sad. find Melancholy prod the early habits of youth, viz: Weeknees of the k and Limbs, Pidns_ln the Head, Dimness of Sigh Ina of Muscular Power, Patation of the Nervous Irri. t_an ,liltY Derth o c he ient H D :Melva Fthictione, General De . Symptoms of nsumption, hc. hfswrs.u.s.— fearful effects of the mind are much to be dreaded. Loss of Memory Confusion of Ideas, Depreseion of Spirits, Evil F oreboding,., Aversion to Society, Sell-Distrust, Love of Soli tude, Timidity , Scc;, are some of the evils pro. duced. Thousands of persons ot all ages can now judge what is the cause of theirdeclining health, lasing their vigor, becoming weak, pale, nervous and etnicated, having a singular appearance about the eyes, cough and symptoms of consumption. YOUMG MEN . _ who have Injured themgelwa Irt: certain tke, Indulged in when alone, a bit' frequently learned from evil companions isr at school, the effects of which are nightly felt, even when asleep, I and if not cured, renders marriage Impossible, and destroys both mind and body, should apply immediately. What a pity That a young man. the hope of Ida country, the pride of his parents, should be snatched from all prospects and employments of life, by the consequence of deviating from the path of nature, and induiging in a certain secret habit. Such persons must, Wore contemplating ILLERIAGff, reflect that a_sound mind and body are the must necessary requ=to j promote connubial hence neat indeW, these t.l24lpuingvaggio gadirdliteaslrEtelie - w, the mind shadowed to despair, and filled with the melan choly reflection that the happiness of another is , blighted with our own. DISEASE OF IMPRUDENCE. When the misguided ands mprudent votary of Mends that. he has Im b ibed the seedsmm itul disease, It too often happens that a n IU-timed setae of shame or dread of illseoßde ters him from app=hoise who, from We. flan and respectabill , can alone befrie m, delaying the cosal symptoms of this horrid disease makes their appeuance, such a* ulcerated sore throat, dis moo nose, nocturnal =lin the head and limbs, dimness of sight, ess, nodes on the shin bones and arms, blotches on the head, face and extremities, pro. greasing with frightful rapidity. till at last the_pi ate of the month or the bones of the nase tan and the victim of this Swint disease becomes a horrid object of commiseration till death puts a period to his dreadful sufferings, by sending him to that undiscovered country, "from whence no traveler returns." It lea melancholy fact, that thoussindsDlE vic tims to this terrible disease, through belling Into the =Ws of Jgaoeant or Unskillful PRETEND ERS, who by the use of that deadly Potion, Mer cury, &c., destroy the constitution, and Incapable of curing, keep the unhappy sufferer month atter month taking their noxiotu or injurious com pounds. and Instead of being restored to a renew al of Life, Vigor and happiness, In despair leave him with ruined Health, to sign over his galling disappointment. To such, therefore, Dr. Tomer= ijledges him self to preserve the most Inviolable B.ftrecy, and from his extensive practice and observations In the great Hospitals of Euro_pe, and the first in this country, viz: England, France, Philadelphia and elsewhere, is enablM Wolfer the most Speedy, Certain and Effectual Remedy in the World for all diseases of Imprudence. DR. JOHNSTON, OFFICE, 7 80(7771 FREDERICK STREET, BALTAMILE, left hand aide going from Baltimore street, a few doors from the corner. Fail not to observe the name and number. 119—No letters received unless postpaid and con taining a stamp to be used on the reply. Persons writing should state age, and send a portion of ad vertisement describing symm. There are so many Paltry, Designing and Worth less Imposters advertising themselves as Physi cians, trifling with and ruining the health of all who unfortunately fall into their power, that Dr. Johnston deems it necessary to say especially to those =acquainted with his reputation, that his Credentials or Diplomas always hang in his offfce. ENDORIMPHIPET OF THE PRES& The many thousands oozed at this establish ment, year after year, and the numerous Surgical Operations performed by Dr. Johnston witnessed by the representative! of the press and many other persons, notice!' of which have appeared again and again before the public, besi Ibis standing as a gentleman of character and s reponsibility, is a suMcient guarantee to the Afflicted. SKIN DISEASES SPEEDILY CURED. March 11. 1870-Iylpi AYER'S HAIR VIGOR, For restoring Gray' Hair to its natura Vitality and Co/or, . /Arming which is at once agreeable. healthy, and effectual for preserving the hair. .Fbded or pray hair is sewn restored to its 04pincel c o l or with the glow and/rashness of you Thin hair la thickened, failing hair checked, and baldness often, though not &beak curedby Muse. Noth ing tan restore the hair where the folacksare de stroyed, or the glands atrophied and decayed.— But such as remain can be saved for usefulness, by this application. Intitead of fouling the hair, with pasty sediment, it will keep it clean and vigorous. its occaskaml twe willprment the hair from turning gray or falling aft, and consequently prevent baldness. Free from those deleterious substance; which make some metormions dan gerous and injurious to tte hair, the Vigor can only benefit but not harm it. If wanted merely fora • HAIR DRESSING, .notidng dee can be found so deshabita ins neither oil •nor dye, It , does not l oon white eambrio, and yet lasts I;ng pa the halt, giving it I 1 rich glossy lustre and It grateful Pentane. PIMP' a.b DE, Arrrfit & b 0„ , ' Practlcal and Ainitylcal Chemists, , I , LOWIC'I, 4 11LA.813. ; - Iride , •,s••• frikie lab Gettp'M t n, Ps., by AI D. Bum- Grits, ts, tiOtlinot to k 411 M, GETTY Waal my one who is disposed to try a laugh, will do well to read on. John Jackson was a very industrious, hard working man, of twenty-three years. Being the eldest child, and only son, he had always remained at home, assisting his father upon the farm. John was much respected by every one in the neighbor hood and many a bright eyed girl had secretly thought she would like to change he., name to Mrs. John Jackson. But Jean was no "ladies' man." The fact was, John was very bashful. He would rather hoe potatoes all day, than undergo the ceremony of an introduction to a young lady. Not that John disliked the dear creatures—far from it. We believe that he, in common with all bashful well mean ing men, entertained the very highest re speot and admiration for them. And this, miioubt, was the principal cause of his lestifnluess. Be felt that they were su pei.oar Whigs, and that he was unworthy to associate with them upon terms of equality. But we cannot stop tomoralize. Nancy Clark was the daughter of a re spectable farmer, whoselsrulsadjoined the Jackson farm. Nancy was a pretty, saucy little wench, and she liked John Jackson. When they' were children the'' , attended the seine wheel, and be was few years her .senior, was usually her companion in the el -4 1'1W" disputes that arose and her cam paaion in going and returning. At last, John became so much of a young man as to be kept „from school, as she had been in pima: 401111 111800venxit tOCc had been growing in stature, and that he had been growing out of shape. His feet antliegs appeared very awkward; he didn't kn w what, to with his hands; his face pe Med him, and taken all in all, he was ir...'med to think he was not more than half put together. Now the truth was, John Jackson was really a tine looking young man, and no thin,; but his admiration for Nancy could have suggested any such foolish thoughts about himself. As the novelists say, it was a lovely day in .August. The heavens were clear, serelie and beautiful; the trees were laden with golden fruit, and the beautiful birds twittered their songs of love in the branches. Earth—we've slid down to the earth so often from such lofty flights, they make our head dizzy we were about to say that "earth had yielded her bo - uitiful harvest of a year's grass, and clear, and honeysuckles, which the noble yeomanry of Chesterville had garnered within their storehouse"—but, upon sec onu thought, have concluded to word it thus, "The farmers of Chesterville fast dome haying." John Jackson's sister had a quilting that afternoon. His father had gone to "Keith's Hill" to get some wheat ground, and John was left to repair some tools, to be ready to commence mowing the mea doe grass. Suddenly it occurred to John th...c if he remained about the house in the ,afe - naoon, he would be called in at tea time and required to do the honors of the table. To avoid this, he quietly shoulder ed nis scythe and stole away to the mea dow, half a mild distant, fully resolied the:, he would not leave the meadow until it wee so dark that ho could not see to mow, and thus avoid seeing the girls. grhelneadon - was surrounded on all aides by a ;thick forest, which effectually shut out what little breeze there might be stir ring. The sun poured its rays as thongh the. little meadow was the focus point where the heat was concentrated. John mowed and sweat y — sweat and mowed, un til he was oliged to sit down and cool off. Then it occurred to John that if he took off his pants he might be much more com fortable. There could be no impropriety in it for he was entirely, concealed from obseevation, and there was not the slight est reason to suppose that he could be seen by any person. So 1 1 . ohn stripped off, and with no cover save his linen--Commonly called a shirt hereeiumeellis work. He was just con gratulating himself upon the koolitinte he wasiraving, and the lucky escape he h a d mailu from meeting tKe girls, when he chanced to disturb a huge black snake, a genuine twister,, with a white ring around his neck. John wait no Coward, but he was mortal ly of id of a snake. "fielfinearimika t " was the f i rst “ paerage ," that flashed upon John's mind, and "legs take care of th e body"",was the next. Droppiood esoy th a , and spinning round like a top,, h e was ready to strike a 2.40 gait, when a t that moment the snake was near eno ug h to hook his crooked teeth into John's shirt, ju.,t above the hem. With a tremulous spring,lie started off With the spe e d o f a locommive. His; first jump took the snake clear 4oni t h e gmacim i, and iut John stole a hasty glance over his Mukluk h e wak horrified to rind the reptile steurelyfeete d . ed to the extremity of his gement ; w hil e the speed with which he rushed - forward kept the -serpent extended at an nrigki of *lay Magmas with his body. , Hw was a quandary. If he 15.toPPet. the 44ke wooklicalfl about his body. a ol d iawie " w m to death; if he °continued the nob 4'4 899 n fali from sheer exha tug tk eL. 4:us be flear, wan* daring to this i k . b ow hie MOW thee !Quid end. 10400o ve , ly he lied taken the direction of home.— fkiddinq flashed across his mind the true fit'#tar aykt-litntind A HISS AT TUX DOOR. We were standing in the doorway— ' My little wife and I F Tlie golden sun upon her hair Fen down so silently, • A small white hand upon my arm, What could I ask for more Than the kindly glance of loving eyes As she klssed me at the door? I know she fovea with MI her heart The one who stands beside! And the years have been so joyou. Slftde tinit I called her bride! We'vt had so much of happiness Pince we met in years before, But the happiest time of all was Whin she kbigod me at the door. Who cares for wealth or land or gold. Or fame, or matchless power? It does not give the happiness Of just one little hour, With one who loves.me as her Ilte— She says she "loves me more"— And I thought she did this morning, When she lamed me at the door. At times It seemed that all the world, With all, its wealth and gold. 1.5 very tonall and poor indeed ConSparid with what I hold I And when the cloud' hang grim and dark I only wait the more 01 "one" who watts my coming step To kiss me at the door. If she lives till age shall scatter The frost upon her head, I know she'll love me just the same As the morning we were Wed: ZIA If the Angels call her And she goes to Heaven before, I shall know her when I meet her, For she'll kiss me at the door. "CALL A KAN.. state of affairs—his father gone—the quilt ing—and worst of all, the giro! This new horror sent the blood back canning about his nbck, and he came to a dead halt.— The next moment he felt the body of the cold, clammy monster in contact with his bare legs, his tail creeping around them in s sort of oozing way, aft though his snake ship only meditated a little fun, by way of tickling John upon the knees. This was too much forluman endurance. With a yell, such as a man never utters save when in mortal terror, poor John again set forward at break neck pace, and once more had the pleaeure of seeing the snake resume his horizontal position, somewhat after the fashion of a comet. On, on he flew! John forgot the quilting, forgot the girls, forgot everything but the snake. His active exercises, (he paid particular attention to his running ? ) together with the excessive heat, had brought on the nose-bleed, and as he ran, ears erect and head thrown back, his chin, - throat and shirt bosom were stained with the flowing stream. His first wild shriek had started the quilters, and forth they rushed, wondering if some mad Indian was not prowling about. By this time John was within a few rods of the barn, still running at the top of his speed, his head turned so that he could keep one eye on the snake, and with the other observe what course he must take. The friendly, barn concealed him from the sight of the girls. He knew they were in the yard, having caught a glimpse of them as they rushed from the house. A few more bounds and he would be in their midst. For a moment modesty overcome fear, and he once more halted. The snake, evidently pleased with his rapid transportation, manifested his grati tude by attempting to enfold the legs of our hero within his 'embrace. - With an explosive "ouch!" and urged forward by ''circumstances over which he had no control," poor John bounded on.— The next moment he was in full view of the girls, and as he turned the corner of the barn, the snake came ' arcuuld with a whiz,- something alter the flushion of a coach whip 'Having reached the barn yard, to his dis may he found the bars up; but time was too precious to be wasted in letting down bars. Gathering all his strength he bound ed into the air--snake ditto—and as he alighted on the other side, his snakeship's tail cracked across the upper bar, snapping like an India cracker. Again John net forward, now utterly re gardless of the presence of the girls, for the extra tick of the snake's tail as he leap ed the bars, banished all-his bashfulness and modesty, and again he had the pleas ure of finding the snake in a straight line, drawing steadily at the hem of his solitary garment. The house now bee&me the centre of at traction, and around it he revolved with the speed of thought. Four times in each revolution as he turned the corner, his snakeahip came around with a whiz that was quite refreshing "While describing the third circle, ache came near the group of wonder-struck . _ irk ,withant ramovizur his gaze from the snake he managed to cry out: "CALL A MAN!' The next moment he whisked out -of sight, and, as quick as thought, re-appear ed on the other side of the house— "CALL A MAN!" ' And away he whirled again turning the .corner so rapidly that the whiz of the snake sounded half -way between a whistle and the repeated proi . mnication ofdouble.e. Before either of the girls had stirred from their tracks, he had • performed an other revolution— "CALL A MAN!" Away he flew, but his strength was rapidly failing. Nancy Clark was the first to recover her presence of mind and seiz ing a hoop-pole, she took her station near the corner of the house, and as John re appeared she brought it down upon the snake with a force that broke his back and his hold upon John's nether garment at the same time. John rushed into the house anti to his room, and at tea time appeared in hia best Sunday suit, but little the worse for the race, and to all appearance cured of bash fulness. That night he walked home with Nancy Clark. The New Year they were married, and now, whenever John feels in clined to laugh at his wife's hoop, or any other peculiarity, she has only to say, "Call a man,",when he instantly sobers down, Dom( EAST COI:W=6.-A Western paper pretends to give a fair accout of the manner in which down Easters do their courting. Here is a sample: Bally, the housemaid, paring apples in the corner. Enter Obadiah, who seats himself in the corner opposite Bally, with out saying a word for fifteen minutes,. but finally scratching his head, breaks the silence with: "There is considerable imperceptible al terin' in the weather since last week." "Taint so injudicious and as dubitable cold as it was; the thernomican has low ered up to one hundred degrees'higher than the zenith," said she. "i think it's likely, for the birth of that epochally a great deal higher in warmer days than ;n cold ones." Both parties assume a grave and , impos. ing look, and a Icing pause ensues. Final. ly, Obadiah gives his pate another harrow ing scratch and breaks the silence with: "Well, Bally, we chaps are going to raise a sleigh-ride, it's such inimical good sled. din, to-morrow. I suppose they'll have an insatiate good time on it. I should be supenatural happy if you would disgrace me With your company. I should ; take it as aderegatory honor; besidea we are oal cuLsthi' to beg the gals well withlaisina and black strap." "I should be supernatural glad to dis grace you, but our folks suspect oomnany. I can't go." Obadiah site awhile, and at lerigth Marta up as if st new tho►ight had struck him. "Well, now, I know what I'll do. I'll go lam) and thrash out those beans that have been lying in the barn for such a darned long Exit Obadiah. Tax following, though old, will be inter esting to those who love mulligan A. lady having bought some sausages from a couple of boys, overheard the fol lowing conversation: "Give me half the money," says one. "I won't," said the other, 'Wow that ain't fair, you know it ain't, Jo, for hail the, pip fia, 44 1 wOjeT pay for steal at _ *nigh - ria this," said an angry boarder;'‘!no lalroan compel ants not legal tender." . Two neighboring Big= read "James Schott," and "Jonathan AIL" BETTIE% NIGHT WITH A BEAR. A TRUE STORY What a dark wood, and what a little brown house, right under the shadow of the tall Minnesota pines Coming upon it though, after long miles of silent forests, it seemed quite gay and lively, and if you went in, and saw the bright faced mother, and the three wild children, and, after a while, the tall, sunburnt father, you made up your nkind that this was almost a vil lage. Then a few miles further on and the woods opened out to a clearing, where, day after day, the father worked in a great field of corn and potatoes, which scarcely needed scarecrows, because the blackened stumps, still standing, each seemed to be one. Then the lake, and the brook which emptied into it, and.on the other side, the maple wood, where sugar was made in the spring when the Indians came down from the upper lakes. In the winter the woods were filled with lumbermen, who camped only a mile or, two from them, and through the summer they amused themselves in ways that you would never dream of. And so the years went on, and little Betty, the youngest, came to be four years old. It was August, a hot, bright day and the very height of the huckleberry season. - Now, children, I want you to do your prettiest to-day," Mrs. Bower said early in the morning. "If you want your fill of huckleberry pie this winter, you've got to get a bushel before they are gode." "I found a place yesterday," said Jack. "I bet there's half a bushel anyhow. Put Betty down in the middle and she might till a two quart pail without getting up," "Well, bring home all you can," said the mother; "and here's your dinners in this pail,' look out for Betty." - "She'll look out for herself; she's cute as an Injin this minute." And Jack picked up his basket and started on, followed by Sarah and by Betty in Ind* file. Five or idx miles, to the best blackberry field would seem a long way to you, but the children's brown, bare feet never tired. Before long, they passed a little lake, stop ped there a moment to drink, and soon reached the opening where berries grew thickest. What with Styling, better and better places, and stopping, sometimes, to watch the scolding squirrels, and then to eat din ner, time went swiftly by, and it was al most sunset -when they turned towards home, with heavy pails and baskete. Betty lagged behind for she ached from long stooping, and: Jack and Sarah grew more impatient,. - Now, Betty, we'll just leave you, if you don't hurry. You'ye got the lit:lffiest pail. Come along quick," said Jack. "I can't. I won't go quick when I.dora. want to," and Betty half cried. - "Come along Sal," said Jack, hnr*ying on; and Betty indignant, sat down upon-a log, and waited until they were: almost out of sight. Jack turned once or twice and seeing her following slowly, concluded she would soon overtake them, and went on. Now and then Betty stopped, the last MOW 11111.11 they were entirely out or sign; determined to- show she did not depend upon them at all. The shadows lengthened, the woods had never leemed so dark; and, at last, a little frightened, Betty called loudly: "Jack, 0, Jack:" No answer save the echo, and now Betty ran on, hoping every minute to see the two before her. She did not notice that she had taken a trail leading off from the one they had gone over in the morning, arid only stopped on coining to a swampy spot she did not remember. "0, Jack," she sobbed turning once more, but now dark ness was closing in upon her. The forest was thick and close, and try as she would there was no finding the other trail. Over head an owl hooted. She stumbled on, startled at the sudden sound, then tripped over a root in the way, spilling the ber ries all about; picked herself up only to fall again; caught at the air as she felt her self going; rolled down a steep incline and lay at the bottom in a little heap. It was nearly eight o'clock when Jack and Sarah walked into the house and set their pails upon the table." "Where's Betty?" asked the mother. "Just behind; she wouldn't come along with ns." And Hrs. Bower, satisfied, told them to sit down and eat their suppers. "Where's Betty?" asked the father, presently coining in. "She's coming; she wouldn't keep up with us," said Jack, privately a little un easy in his mind at the long delay. "Then go out now and help her along In," said Mr. Bower. "It's a poor way for a boy to do, to leave a little gal alone In the woods even if she does know the way." Jack with a slice of bread in his band went on a little sulkily, and Mrs. Bower stood in the door looking down the trail. Half an hour went by. "I don't see what's the natter,' said Mrs. Bower, "I'm sort of worried; John, ain't you a mind to go out," For answer, Mr. Bower took down hls gun and started. For an hour or more Mrs. Bower waited, growing more and more anxious. Then she walked down the trail, calling now and then, coming suddenly at last upon her husband and Jack: "Here's Jack, done beat out," take him home, wife. Pm going for Pierre Beau champ. He knows every turn and crook o' the woods. Keep the fire burning, fbr ire a raw night, and the child'll be cold when we bring her in, and don't fret;" and Mr. Bower turned down the old trail to Pierre's cabin. I can hardly tell you how the night went by to the poor mother, waiting and watch ing?. or to the father, who with old Pierie scoured every foot of the woods on each ode of the trial, and by the light. of their pbte-knot torches, marched each hollow tree, thbilring the child had drawled into one . for shelter, They shouted and called; but morning dawned at last, with no sign of Betty; and the father, exhausted and almost despairing, sank down under one of the tall pines with his face in his hands. Suddenly he lifted his head. "Pat ray," old Pierre Bak:, as his quick ear caught a alight sound, and Mr. BoWer darted off to the left, but stopped short, and stood with snob a ghastly' face, that old 'Media too paused p moment. Not a stone's throw from them flowed a wide, deep creek-one of the tributaries of Gulf Lake, and crossed here by an old log thrown over itlong ago by the Indlans.— A. Whitt ltimh grew brilit side, sod under It' laid:Betty, nethig Part 4 egeLeat liVe 1 41 A M. NV: 8 4494 4 1 1 /14 aeleeP. At the 1 40 . IPII* I 4III II I. thobroehtt raked 'he "welt 0 1 111 lewy Pet eltePeAv V on the&Ws dress; then, as if wanting danger, turned about, and with a Hem, V. loud growl, caught Bety in his mo --- tithsTid started toward the log. 1 1 1 • "Vat yon do? Vat yimi do ?" said old Pierre, as Mr. Bower lecteled his gun.— "You shoots not now aid made the bear, den de chile all gone; wilt; a one minute. Hold you still—not cry—keep your mouth quiet!" he called to Be. "Not be fear ed if you fall in de vats '' As he spoke the bear had reached the tty• middle of the log, and turned now to nee if he was followed. The small, fierce eyes rested a moment on thet air, and in that b second, old Pierre, the st shot in Min nesota, fired. Without a struggle or sound; the bear reeled frem the log to the dark water below, and 1z another moment Mr. Bower had dashed hi and seized the screaming child. I I l prettiest shot dis ion gun did ever fire," old Pierre shouted, bugging his gun, and dancing wildly about, Mr. Bower n, hugged Pierre, the gun, a d Betty all at once, and then ran on to and home, for getting all weariness lb his great joy. They were a happy family that day, as sitting about the bed where . Betty lay in state, they tried to malce , er tell when the bear came to her, and ho she felt. "I rolled away down sotnewhere," said Betty, "and sort of went I to sleep, and then I cried when I woke iip because I was all scratched and smarty. 7 Then I heard someflu' comin' an' I didn't cry any more, and it come an snugged 4 around me. I thought may-be it would eat me up, but I couldn't cry, only I sort / of whispered, "sow I lay me," an' it kept smellin' me. Then it lay down and licked me. Its tongue was all rough and scratchy; it hurt me. Then I kept still, and I didn't re member till it picked me up, an' made me cry, coz the teeth pinched me, an' then I heard Pierre holler, an' you got me out of the water," Do you think this can't be true,boys and girls ? I know it is, for Betty herself told me the story the is still living, and if you are very anxious to find out her real name, write to me and I will tell you.—Hearth and Home. A PEONIEUNO Miesouzu duv>zrziza They have some promising children around Ironton. Not long since a big boy appear ed in school one morning, when the fol lowing dialogue occured between him and the teacher; "Can yon read?" `Don't know," was the reply. 'Can't you spell easy worxbilk" 'Don't know." 'Do you know the alphabet f" 'Yes." "Try this word." `Horse." 'What does that spell ?" `Don't know." 'What do you ride at home ?" "Mules." - Try this word." "B read ." "What does that spell ?" "Don't know." "What do you eat at hothe?" "Acorns." "Try this word." "B e d ." • "What does that spell?" "Don't know." "What do you sleep on at night ?" "Sheepskin." "Try another." "G lass ." "What does that spell?" "Don't know." "What do you put in the windows at home?" "Pap's old hats." "Try again." "W ater ." "What does that spell ?" "Don't know." "What do you drink ?" "Whiskey." "You can take your seat and study your esson." "Mister, I recoil you couldn't give a feller a chaw terbacker could per P" "Take your seat." "Now, Took here, you needn't 'put on any style: you're a nabolitionist, and I ain't gain' to this 'ere school any more. 3fam told me if you sassed me to come home and I'm a goin." The youthful Missourian then and there finished his education, and has not been to school since. No doubt in a fhw years he will be up for Congress on the Demo cratic ticket. Ix endeavoring to take the census for the government, the marshals occasionly meet with such difficulties as to welt nigh deprived them of their senses. The 'fol lowing colloquy is said to have taken place in Germantown, between it deputy mar shal and an Irish woman: "How many male members have you in the family?„ "Niver a one." "When were you married?" "The day Pat Doyle left Tipperary for Ameriky. Ah, well I mind it. A sun shinier day niver gilded the aky of owld Ireland." "What was the condition of your hus band before marriage?" "Divil a man more miserable. He said if I didn't behave meself, he'd blow his brains out wid a crowbar," "Was he at 4be time of your maffiage . * widower or a bachelor?" "A which? a widower, did you say ? Alt: now go. away wid your nonsense., Is it the likes of me that would take up a seo 'ond-hand husband? Do I look like the wife of a widower? A poor divil all legs and consumption, like a sick turkey? A widower! May I be blessed if I :hadn't rather live an owld maid, and bring up a &roily on buttermilk and praties." Taxan is a dentist down east who has a daughter who is loved by a young man; but he is bashful and don't Uke to go to the house to see her =IMO he has an excuse. So every Tuesday and Friday he calls and gets the old man to pulls tooth far him, and then goes into the back par lor and sparks the girl under pretence of trying to find his bat. He how only six teeth left now; and what worries. him, is to know what he is going to do when they are all out' and his new set is made and put in. He is all the more anxious about it because the fair 'Maid doesn't seem as if she were going to •espond to his heart felt sighs, and there is room for suspicion that she has been playing the coquette so as to rope in a good customer for her ford parent. The young man's (=Mental ' Mends state that he has intimated his in tention either to ho;ve that girl or to jerk the whole skeleton out of her fatheri Tam farmersl in Laneaster, Chhster, !hicks, Lehigh, Lebanon ath parts of Becks, are all complaining of a partial failure of the wheat crop this and for sev eral preceding years. ,These counties use to be famous for their heavy Crops of Vrhaat, which was the great staple. Now corn and oats are found - to be more Mitt able crops. *MOS* OF lint NAMES 011 . semtkat Maine was so called as early as froni Maine in Fran l69B ce, of which Henrietta Marie, Queen of England, was at that time proprietor. New Hampshire was the name given to the territory conveyed by the Plymouth Coßpany to Captain John Mason, by. pat ent; November 7, 1829, with reference to the patentee, who was Governor of Ports. mouth, in Hampshire, England. . Vermont was so called by the nhab4 unite in their Declaration of Independence, January 18, 1777, from the French "yard mon," (the green mountains.) • Massachusetts was so called from Massa. chusetts Bay, and that from the Marmegni. setts tribe of Indians, in the neighborhood of Boston. The tribe is thought to have derived its name from the Blue HM2 of Milton. I have learned, says Rodger Wil liams, "that the Massachusetts were so called from the Blue Hills." Rhode.lsland was so called in 1684 lit reference to the Island of Rhodes in -the Meditarranean. Connect lout was so called from the • In dian name of its principle river. Connec ticut is a Moelasokannew word signifiing "long river."' New York was so called in 164 in re ference to the Duke of York and Albany, to whom the territory was given by the King of England. New Jersey was so called in 1664, from the Island of New Jersey, on the coma elf France, the residence of the family of afx George Cartaret, to whom the territory was granted. Pennsylvania was so called in 1681 after William Penn's daughter—Sylvania. Delaware was called in 1608 from Dela ware Bay, on which it lies, and which re ceived its name from Lord De La Ware, who died in this Bay. Maryland was so called in honor of Henrietta Marie, Queen of Charles I, in his patent to Lord Baltimore, June 80, 1682. Virginia was so called in 1584 after Eli sabeth, the virgin Queen of England; Carolina was so called by the French in 1584, in honor of King Charles of Franoe. Georgia was so called in 1632. in honer of King George 11. Alabama was so called in 1914, from Its principal river, it being an Indian name, signifying "here we rest." Mississippi was so called in -1800, from its western boundary. Mississippi L. ditid to donate the whole river,- 3. .e.,. the river formed by the union of many. Indiana was so ealled'in 1806 from the American Indians. Ohio was so called in 18419, from its southern boundary. Missouri was so called in 1821 from its principal ritobr. - Michigan was so called In 1812, from the lake on its border. Arkansas was so called in 1812, from its principal river. Florida was so called by June Ponce de Leon, 1582, because it was discovered on Listbr Sunday; in Spanill, "Pascua Florida." Columbia vtks ■o called in refbrenoe to Colnhibltb. • WISCODEin -1 48 - 110'0111ned frOill its princi pal river. lowa - was so called from its principal river. Oregon was so called from its principal river, Minnesota of the Wandering Water, Bow Mamas OrtT L Y Baout sae NswEL —"yes, I remember that anecdote," the Sunday school superintendent sakl,with the old pathos in his voice and the *hied look in her eyes. "It was about a simple creature named Higginit that need to haul rock for old Yoltbylli When the lamented Judge Bagley tripped and fell down the oocut-house stairs and broke his neck, it was a great question how to break the news to - poor Mrs. Bagley. But finally the body was put into Biggin's wagon and he was instructed to take it to Hrs. 8., but to be very guarded and discreet in his language, and not to break the news to her at once, butdo it gradually and gently. When Higgins got there with his sad Avight, he shouted till Mrs. Bagley came to the door. Then he said: "Does the kidder Bagley live here?" "The widow Bagley? No% sir!" "I'll bet she does. But have it your own way. Well does "Judge Bagley live here?" "Yes Judge Bagley lives here." "I'll bet be don't. But never ain't for me to contradict. Is the Judge in?" "No, not at present." "I jest erpeeted as much. Because. you know—take hold o' sutbin, mum, for I'm a going to make a little communica tion, and I reckon maybe it'll jar you some. There's been an accident, mum. I've got the old judge curled up out here in the wagon, and when you. see him you'll ac knowledge yourself that an inquest is about the only thing that conk! be a com fort to Aim!" A STRONG HIST.--A. little boy ,who bad been told that he must never ask for any thing to eat away from home, went into a nelghboes house,.when the lady chanced to be frying don/Omuta. 'Oh,' said he, 'you are cooking.' Aware that he had been well trained, and anxious to tie° whether his appetite would get the better of his manners, the lady did not give him any of the dough.. nuts. Well,' said he, returning to the charge your cakes look nice.' !Oh, very nice,' said the lady; 'they are• the best I ever cooked.' After playing iith the cat a few minutes he rimiariced: 'And they smell very Hier.' yea, they smell veil, nice,' was the lady's tantalizing answer. 'Well,' said the boy, I.suiposa if any little child was hungry and should come in here when you are cooking, you 'would gitv hzet something eat. 'Well, yes, I think to should.' 'Then,' said he after another turn with the cat, gam I most go home, for lam very hungry.' It is needless to add that be got a dough nut. tears CABs—The Lancaster Is s closest says that a child of *Mr. J. Lei- Sr Evans, of Dunmore township, near b` Grove, 4 or 3 years of age, has fbr the past al:months. The case bilked 04. - skill of t l hoti physician& They were orMithsped 'eta the system of the child was polsened, hitt could not account f* Its ildn becoming blotched with sores. Dirhuit Tuesday or Wednesday, the child gigged or made a desperate effort to vomit, when to the great alarm of the attendant person a snake's head appeared out of the month, and was diewu out by her. The snake was dead and `about eight inches long and as thick as a small finger a grown person. The child has since 'Thema Sam had a neighbor who war in the habit of working oa Sunday, but rite a While he joined the church. One day he met a minister to lybose church he belong ed. 'Well, Uncle Sam,' said he, do you sea any difference in Mr. P. since be joined die. church ?' 9h, yea,' saki quail) ase4 4 s pipit corm Be" wbs bi wont oolL to mend his fence on Ehmedeq, he canted his sie on his shoulder, tat now he carries it ander Idsoost.'