IiCARPE,III, iterwassoN & mummy.*
I . IBOMNNMIII LID rosuencis,
- .or. street, between the Cburt-Aotat and Diamond,
Gettysburg, Pa.
TIMMS OF PUBLICATION
TAR STAR AND SENTTNEL is published every
i' ,, lnesday afternoon, at $2.00 a year In advance;
.r if not paid within the year. No sub - -
s,,riptions discontinued until all arrearages are
p nnless at The option of the publishers.
Ai, V r.RTISEItItICIS are' Inserted at reasonable
r.,tes. A liberal deduction will be made to per
advertising by the quarter, half year, or
year. -Special notices will be Inserted at special
to be • agreed upon.
tlirThe circulation of Tau &ran AND Suirr—
N El. is one-half larger than that ever attained by
any newspaper in Adams comity; and, as an_ad
vertising medium, it cannot be excelled.
Jon Wols of all kinds will be promptly ex
euted, and' at fair rates. Hand-bills, Blanks,
Cards, Pamphlets, &e., in every variety and style
ill be printed at abort notice. Terms, CASH.
"roftoionat Tinto, &c.
A. BUEHLER, ATTOR
NEY A‘T,L AW, will promptly attend to collections
owl all other biNaessent cost ed to his care.
iiiirOirice at hisisenidence In the three atoll building
-rrnsiteg he Von ri" Meuse. [0 ettysbarg, May 29, 1867
j OS. IT. .LEF - ENER
`,..ArronyEr SI T LAW;
LITTLE STOWS, l'A„
11'i{Ipromptly atlelid to Collectiops,ConrevilllCCS, Writ
ing ol Deeps, L cases—tic., and alfintwi Pusit,eas entrust
-01 testis care. :
ffirOffice on Frederick street, at the office formerly
^npled by Drs. Short., inter and Mebring.
May 20. 1588.—Iy*
lII=I
Attorney., co,d counsettorB.
n McCONAUGHY has associSted
• Joniqm. ERAUTII, Esq., in the practice of the
I aw, at his old omen, one door west of BL'EIILLICS Brit);
store, Chambersburg, street.
Special attention riven t. , S nits, Cdilectlons and Settle
moat of Estates. all digal business, nud claims to Pen
sions, Bounty, Back-pay, sod Damn-es against D. States,
at all times, promptly and efficient ry attended to.
Land warrants located. and chdiee'' Farms for sale, in
owe...ad other western States. Nov. 1867.-tf
J. COVER, ATTORNEY AT
Ak • LAW, will promptly attend to collectio.nsand all
hi, Business entrusted to his care. . ,
Calve between Fahnestock end Danner and Ziegler's
',turas, Baltimore street,ilettysburg, Pa. • 41Iay 29,1867•
DAVID WILLS, ATTORNEY AT
LAW,Otrice at 'uii resi.lence in the SJuth-enst cor
er of Centre Square.
IC,•forence.—llon.Tlllll.lrus Ste: ens, Lanc.tster, Pa.
tlay 2.9, 1887.
AGENCY.--The under
signed will attend to the collection of claims against
the U.S. Government, incloiling Military Bounties, Beck
Boy, P.•nsionm, Forage, tc., either iu the Court of Claims
.r1...1:ee any of the Departulents at Wailtington.
It. G. MCCREA KT,
Mg 29,1 ad 7. Attorney at Law, G ettyaburg,Pa .
DR. D. M. ECKENRODE, having
located at HEIDLER.SBURG, offers his service s
to the public, and hopes by strict attention to his pro
fees lanai duties to merit a r asonab le share of public pa
t ronage. [April 29.—em
rill. J. W. C. O'NEAL
Has his Office at his residence in LI It imon. sues t,
svo doors above the Compiler Office.
Oettystinrg, May 39 , 1667.
jOHN LAWRENCE IIILL, Den
tint, (Mice in Cliamliemburg street, one door west of
the Lutheran Church, nearly opposite Dr. R. florner's
Drug Store, where be may be found ready - and willing to
attend any ease within the province of the Dentigt
Persons In want of foil sets of teeth are InYited to call.
Mny 29,1867.
DR.- C. AV. i3ENSON
LIAR nr:SUMED the Practiceof Medicine in UTILES.
11 TOWN, and offers his .emcee to the public. (Size
at his house, corner of Lombard street HMI Foundry al.
ley, near the ltAilroa.l. Special attention given to Skin
Itiseases, Lit Oast own , NON . 1;3, 1867.
DR. WM. STALLSMITII, Dentist,
having located in Gettysburg, offers los services
to the public. Ile can be found. for the present, at the
Daguerean rooms of Levi !dumper on Baltimore street,
opposite Fahnestockdi l store, where he will be prepared
to attend to any mile within the province of the Dentist.
Persona in want of full or partial seta of teeth are invit
ed local'. Terms reasonable. [April B,ISnS —nui
. .
nsitteso Tarxls.
•
JOHN W. TIPTON, FASHIONA
BLE BARBER, North-Rest corner oft he Diamond
next doorto ilotel,Ylettyeburg,Pa. where
he cAll at all timer be round ready to attend to all bust.
aeol in his line. lie has 3140Sti excellent sesistantand
will ensure iatiaraction . Give hint a all.
May 2.9,1867.
QURVEYOR AND LICENSED CON
kJ VEY A NCER. The undersigned, having taken out
a Conveyancer's License, will, in connection with the
Diner of COUNTY . 31:111.VEYOR,attead to the.
•
WBITING OF DEEDS, BONDS,
'
RELEXSES WILLS
3,ItTICLE3 OF AGREEMENT, OLESKINO OF
BALKS,-RC;
ll tying L,l,,n , 4i.lerableexperiencein
to receive share of patronage. Business prompt
I y aitenod to and charges reasonable. Postoillee address
I ims C., Pa. J. B.WITHEBOW.
May 29,1867.-1 y -
FLOUR & FEED - .
WILL DAu I 1 d
1. 10 1 t - DAV burg rega w ch ith Flour,
etres?
ns 7011m0
N
ay
,ire me to In rai.,l, them wi4h either
FLOUR OR FEED-STUFF,
will leave their 'ardent, either with John L. Tate or-Dv
ner Zeigher, stating the kind and quantity wanted,
when the came will be delivered at their dwellings, by
Sept . 25, 1867.—1 f GEORGE GINOELL.
fold! and poinurantic
EAGLE HOTEL.
The Isr-gent anti-ninet comninaiunis in
GETTYStIIRO, PENNA.
cJANCK OF CHAIIBEELSNIADO AND WALSMUNOTONATRIXTS,
JOHN L. TATE, Proprietor
u-Au Omnibus, for Pass?ugere and 13 ! aggage, runs to
the Danot, ou and departure or Rail Road Trains
Car,.fal son Auto, end rearonlble clkarges
\is.4 LT, 1867.—t1
CARLISLE, PA.
yisTrons to Carlisle will find the very
beet nceommodations at the
Pennsylvania Hotel,
t by JOILV RAUL r, on-thd corner of
orer and Louther Streets
The TABLE is iniPPlied with everything the markets af
ford; the BAR is ateriked.w ith the finest \Vines, Liquors
tr., and the 'Dada and
STABLING
aunuected with the house are in charge of an experleacell
nd faithful hustler.
sir Give the old PENNSYLVANIA a trial and be eon
,ineed. 'Charges sheep. reasonable. .
March 18,18G.3.-6m . _
KEYSTONE HOTEL,
GETTYSBURG, PA
E...MYERS, PROPRIETOR
NOW OPEN.
'HIS is a new House, and has been
fitted np is themost approved style. Its location
ia pitowant Ana swung/taut. kbur).74.tbP.nT 4 .lesinem
portion of the toss, F.ver7.arcaryf ownt has been made
or the accommodation and comfort of gnats, with ample
stabling attached. With stprilessed sensate, rid so
Conittiode.ting Carts, ere shall nee every en 'doireir to
pl c ue . This pot's! is now open for the eatertainnient of
the public., and we kindly solicit iabariarpnt!licp4ron
Diay
•
UNITED STATES HOTEL
OIMIU. ma
Y. it NEW rtiNs.lewsTEßN-E. R. DEPOT,
BEACH STRE,ET, 'BOSTON
B Y P. M. :.P.R:tirXB
yosapaux oy TELE
0et.9,41NL-1#
•
A LL KINDS OF BLANKS, Common, Administrator's
A
and limit Or's, Deeds, Mortgages, Judgment BOIS*
Promissory Notes, with and without waiver at sump
arms, Subpoena and IzecaUna; fior N
IlLis ars torriv
VOL. LXVIII. NO. 31.
. torwardintl)auStS..
M'CURDY & HAMILTON
• DEALERS IN
FLOUR, GRAIN, GROCERIES, dco.
9 7 111: undersigned are paying at their Ware house, In
Carlisle at: eet, adjoining Buehler's Hall, the highest
prices in'
FLOUR, WHEAT, RYE, CORN, OATS, BUCKWHEAT
'CLOVER AND TIidOTIIMEEDS,
TATOES, 410., Ac.,
and invite producers to give them a call Laws selling
They have constantly on hand In. sale,
A LARGE SUPPLY OF GROCERIES,
Molasses, Syrups Coffees Sugars, ke., with kit, Fish
Oils, Tar, Soaps, Bacon and Lard, Tobaccos, is. Also the
beat brands of FLOUR, with - FEED of all kinds. They
likewise have
SEVERAL VALUABLE FERTILIZERS,
Soluble Pacific Guano, Rhodes' Phosphate and A A
Mexican Guano.
Whilst they pay the highest market priers fur all they
buy, they sell at the lowest living profit/. They's& •
thereof public patronage, resolved to give satisfaction
in every case.
ROBERT hfceURDT,
July 3,1807.—tf
CHANGE OF FIRM.
=EI
THE undersigned having leased the
Ware house on the corner of Stratton street and
the Railroad, Gettyebetrz, Pa.. will carry on be
Grain & Produce Business
hs all its branches. The highest price, will always be
paid for Wheat, Rye, Corn, Oats, Clover and Timothy
geode, Flaxseed, Sumac, Hay and Strati ' Dried Trait,
Nuts, Soap, Hams, Rioulders and Sides, Potatoes, with
everything else in the country produce line.
GROCERIES
constantly for stile, Coffees, Sugars, Moliuses ' Syrup.,
Teas, Spices, Salt, Cheese, Vinegar, Sods, Mustard,
Starch, Brooms, Buckets, Blacking, Soap, &e. Also,
COAL OIL, Fish 011, Tar, &c FISH of all kinds; Spikes
and Nails; Smoking and Chewing Tobaccoes.
They are always able to supply a first rate article of
Flour, with the different kinds of Feed.
Also, Ground Plaster, with Guanos and other fertili
zers. COAL, by the bushel, ton or car load.
We all alto run a
LINE of FREIGHT CARS
to No. 77 Ncrth street, _BALTIMORE, and 811 Market
street, PEULADLLI'IIIA. All goods sent to either of
the above places watt.) received and forwarded prompt
ly. Goods slwrild be marked "Banners' Car."
8„ . 1865.-tf
NEW FORWARDING
AND COMMISSION HOUSE.
HAVING purchased the extensive
Warehouse,thsra- &c., of Me A rdENSHIeIf, the
underidgued Intend to carry on the business, under the
firm of Itinnsu &Co at the old stand on the corner
of Washington and Railroad streets,on a more extensive
scale than heretofore.
We are paying the highest mark etpricelbr flay,Ylour,
Grain and all kinds of produce.
Flour and Feed, Salt, and all kinds of Groceries, kept
constantly on band and for sale, cheaper than they can
be had anywhere else.
Plaster, and all kinds of fertilisers, constantly on
hand, or furnished to order. _
.t -A regular line of Freight Cars willleave our Ware
house every TUESDAY NOON. and accommodation
trains will be run as occasion may require. By this ar
rangement we are prepared to convey Freight at all
limos to and from Baltimore. All business of this kind
entrusted to us, will be promptly attended to. Oar an
run to the Warehouse of Stevenson k Sons, 105 north
Howard street, Baltimore. Being.determlned to pay
_good prices, sell cheap and deal fairly, we Invite every.
body to give no a call
Jan. 8, 1a1..8
DANIEL GULDEN,
DEALER IN
DRY GOODS,
FLOUR, GRAIN, GROCERIES,
LUMBER, COAL, &c.
TIIE undersigned keeps on hand, at his Ware Mese,
1. known as "Gulden's Marion," in Btrahan township
on the line of the Gettysburg Railroad, all kinds of
GROCERIES,
including Sugar, Coffee, Molasses, Spices, Lc., with Salt
Fish, Oils, Tobacco, Bacon, Lard, kc. Also,
LUMBER AND COAL,
including Building Stuff, Bhingles,latbs,Btoveand Black
smith Coal. A 1.50, Guano, and a large assortment of
Pry Goods, Boots and Shoes. Mats and Caps of all kind',
which be is prepared to sell at the lowest prices.
Ile also pays the hightail Market price for Flour, G rain,
Corn, Oats, Buckwheat, Clover and Timcithy Seeds, Pota
toes, Ac., or will receive and forward the same to market
on commlision. lie respectfully ask a his friends and the
public to give him a call. DAPIIKI, GULDEN. -
Aug. 21, 1867.-tf •
Olabintt Ittaking.
FURNITURE.
SHAEFFER & BECKER,
PETERSBURG, (Y. 5.,) PENNA.,
Are prepared to offer to thePubfle, anything in their line
as cheap as can be had'in the county
03-Parclawns, will do woll to tall sod: examine ant
stock before baying elsewhere
FURNITURE
•
made to order. Ice - palrlng done neat, cheap and with
dispatch
(Carptuttro and OuttractorS.
TO THE BUILDING
COMMUNITY:
AND ALL OTHERS
WHO -WISH TO IMPROVE.
THE undersigned respectfully, in
.'. lormathe public that he /till continue. the
CARPENTERING BIISINRSA
at his old stand, on West street, Gettysburg, and le ready
at all times to accommodate thou wanting anything done
n his line. Tieispreparedtofnrnishallklndsofworkfor
building purposes, of the best material, and as neatly
and cheaply as items ba.done at any other ostabliatirnent
in the county. Experienced nand' always In readiness
and work executed with promptness and dispatch..
,p-Thankful for past favors, he hopesday attention to
bus:ness to receive a Mend share of WM* patronage.
lisy 20, 186 i. 01? AR.
WII. C. STALLSMITH Sr. SON,
G.ETTYSBURG, PA.,
CARPENTERS & CONTRACTQRS,
Are prepared to do all kinds of Carpeahwing—contracting
and erecting buildingrof all kinds, Repairing, is. They
teop conatantly on hand and manufacture to order,
DOORS, SIIIITTIRS, BLINDS, SABII, DOOM AND
• WINDOW FRASIER, CORNICE, DOOR AND
- WINDOW BRACRITS,
And any 'other '.lrficle in the Building Line.
Seasoned material constantly on bandomperfoneed work
mon always in readiness, and work eiecutad wit
dispatch.
1181.0rders promptly attended to. ,
W3I. C. fiTALLIIMMt
C. If. '
Sept. It 1887.-41
O. C. C4BIOIAN
CAP ENTERING.
THE urt4elli t t . cd:regectfully .i n .
form the public thoy bort costaiiimoid
Oarrlo4 l2 UNP ahoP IbrmerlY, 0c 411 1 44 17,404W11.
zoo. t:A4
40.1 the realtiaiPtuf eirsimeinibb stika7 . other atilt;
Wont In Osetriburt
We hope by a strict atone's to booboo to sown a
Aar* of public patronage,
Nay le, MAI
ovultatfrtsg3' it .
silists* a -
ILIAS
100,
• et Cr' dietievell 'sre S tel ssitariellVW, Sillatatlr r ro icy*
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OF ALL KINDS
11. S. BENNER A BRO
WM. M. BIGIIAM.
ALEXANDER COBEAN,
JAMES SIOIIAM.
flan. 22. 11101L4f
°AUXIN k SOWN.
esstectisso, &tor fano 44
E. H. MINNIGH,
CHAMBERSKTRG STREET,
next Acw to the Keystone Hotel,
GETTYSBURG, PA.,
Confection, Periodical' and
News Depot.
The Daily Papers of Baltimore,
Philadelphia, New York,
and ehoiee Magazines. ,
All kinds of Confections, Can
dies, Oranges, Lemons,
Nuts, &c., &c.,
ICE CREAM & CAKES
supplied to families and parties at Warted Wes.
March 26.—tf
CONFECTIONERY
ICE CREAM SALOON.
JOHN GRUEL,
Chambersburg Str., Gettysburg,
next door to Eagle Hotel,
flaring completed his new building, has opened the
latest assortment of Confections era offered in Get
tysk arg, including
French & Common Candies ,
Toys, Wets, ke., mid everything belonging to a first-elms
CroStetioners, with epeeist accommodations for Ladies
and Gentlemen.
ICE CREA)I
supplied ea shortest notice..
I
PHOTOGRAPH ALBUMS,
LADIES' COMPANIONS,
TOILET SETS
WRITING DESKS,
PERFUMERY,
FANCY CHINA & BOHEAIIA.N VASES,
TOYS, &C., &C., &C., -
AT A. R. FEISTEL'S,
Opposite Fabnestocks' Store.
corryturn, r ,, ApriJ 1, 18t3.-tf
JOHN M. MINNIGH.
Diamond Ocol/actions/7 410-4*-Pre2l.o",
BAMMON' Street, two doors above Centre agitsaw,,
Gettysburg". Having returnedliram the city ;until
a full stock of Coo fez tlonery, I will sell at thavery lowest
proSts—ladsiding
FRENCH &CO O\ CANDIES,
Oranges, Lemons, Nuts, Tom Notions, le., sad teen.
Wag belonging to a A rsttlaat Oonketionery, with
CAKES, MEAD AND LEMONADE. Also,
ICE CREAM
litn , 20,-4 f
DIAMOND
SEGAR STORE.
REMOVAL.
Tiro statherigned has removedlistegar Store to the
1 1 161111-EAST CORNER OS THE DIAMOND,
GETTYSBURG,
adore be sahtsu cougstutuictt of the public Nitrite:ow,
Ins sew tocatteils ape of the most
Akm v ff akeßrLALlggi
and his stock of Snore amen the most thetee and wale
factory..
Re will keep on bead the 1,4* BRANDS, and will
stansfactare for general tee tArengleul ins cotenty. He
will sell at the lowest living pricee,aa4 /it wholesale and
retail
Ile Is also the agent its . the ItioLama ,(TO Tobacco
Works, and will sell their Chatting Tobacco, .at WM Ia
sale borer than it eau be, bought lathe oily.
Beiessolatr the place, la the Diessoad, betivem Brink.r.
hors Stare sad McOlellan's HoteL
April 8, ma.--tt
Let all the People Come
Fancy Goods and Confectionery Store,
THE undersigned, having bought
out J. X. Warner's Fancy Goods Mad wry
Store, on Baltimore street, necirly opposite Pahnestimks •
Store, Gettysburg. Invitee the public?. patronage. Large
and tasteful as the stock has been no effort will be
spared to render it sun more attractive and deilrable.—
Ile now offers
Writing Desks, Plain Candy,
Work Boxes, Fancy d 0.,.
Portfolios, Pickles,
Satchels. ,
Batdines, -
Pocket Books, Lobsters,
China Toye, Obow-chow,
Pocket Cutlery, Fancy Cakes,
Jewelry. Serena Crackers,
•
Chas, Wine Bisosits,
Brushes, Yuman do.
Perfumery, lire Watt s ,
fibs,, isos Pencils,
Combs, Writing Papers,
Truitt, Envelopes,
Nuts, Tobacco .k Swim
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He hags& testa' eyerydrhag i the lowest patinae
Uningtbst profits" britiegalck sales,"
and res e tlioNitari bait Ibe blue: - sad teenn. eons one
~ 4 111140 44/ • A- FAR I ZIF I ..
Aprill,lg6B.--tt" -r • ' 4
Fes,..
Attend to yort Interests
GETTisstinerIOITNDRY.
final semertaf;male hank ids asseemen and
JL same, Sok Allgthe ameidlealaltaftwa tab
°females eel Xibdtalltifeesbtioe,
seeties •
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MOP ism tor Opeeterliss Patass, wl l6 sr
alts 0111 et low mites.
tieehetet
SNP RPM
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u. Rows
constantly on Land
AND
supillod on abort notice
WASHINGTON surasowzß.
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floQiland's-Gertriap;,s.4tetA i ?
HOOFLAND'S G-ERMAN =TONI4
.1 - -
The Gteat RetnixTietrlbr all Dlseausea elite
,th v aftivir,Oß 14ICAWIrt
ir• • . .
lio9fland f s German .tm
I. cisqKkeld hi thirster* al4(:r0/10/16, Ire inSietT
Ilr i Ml Nami kiikdradij of Herbs, and Darks, Ms:.
k deft ; MOO '''' ' tiMitell,'7lidkentetidy
IrOafirlialf4 64 444P L F iort of 0 9', kiftst,
HOOFLAND'S GERMAN, TONIC,
Is a:contbinatket of alltbe ingredients of
the pgrest quality of Santa Crux Rum, Orange, Lc., wa
llet ONe of the most pleasant and agreeable Ottuedliii
ever 40111 d to the public. . „ , : .
Tboz i rreterring a Medicine fret( from Jacobi:Mc' adroit-
HOOFLAND'g GERMAN• BITTERS.
Those who hien no °Wootton to the combination of thit
Bittent, 10421:4,11rill use. ,
HOOFLAND'S GERMAN
They arebotii- equally mmd f -Jind contain the same
medicinal virtues, the choice . Leftism the two. Wing a
mere *miter of taste, the Tonic being the Mott p AIWA&
The stomach., Roma, Satiety (drapes ? suchyte Igdiges
Hon, Dyspepsia, Nervous Debility, etc., ii very ajar to
have Its functions deranged. The • Liver, - !sympathising
as closet) as it does with the Stomach, then becomes lir.
forted, the remit."' which is that thipatienfluffers from
several or more of the following disco gCS :
Cosset ipaUon, flatulence, Inward 1 , ilea, Fullness of Blood
to the Read, Acidity of the Stomach, Netts* •'
Ileart-burn, Diagneflor food. FulnerN-, •
or Weight in the - Stomaib:Sbnr
- • .itradattona, Binkingl
or fluttering . at Alm Pit of the
Stonisch,Swlnaming of the Reid, lidn
red or DiPicnic Breathing, Fluttering et the
Heart, Choking or garootting Setisathigii: wtien le a
"Libor Posture, .Dimness of Vision, Dot, or
Webs before the Bight, pullPaln in the-,
- Hata, Deficiency of Peispira.
t Yelloureass of the
Akin aid Eyes, Plain in the Bide, " "‘"
flockiebest,Lialbs, etc., Sudden rtnehea
os,ilost, Ruining in the Flesh, Constant
agioinge of Ell, and Great Degiressloa liph-its.
The sufferer (rum these diseases 'honld exercise the
greatest analog in the selection of a remedy tar his
case, purchasing only that witicP he is secured from his
Investigations and lnqu trice possesses true merit, is
skilfully compounded, is tree from injurious ingredients,
and hos - established for itself& nmataSton for the cure
of these diseases. In this conu'ection We would submit
those well-known remedies—
HOOFL AND'S GERMAN BITTERS,
AND
HOOFLAND'S GERMAN TONIC.
PREPARED BY. Dr. C. IL JACKSON,
PHILADRLPII lA, PA
Twenty-two year■ 11,Na - they were first introduced le
to this comstry from Oar, firing Which time they
have undoubtedly performed more cures, and benefited
suffering humanity to a greater exteat, than any other
remedies known to the public.
These remedies will effectually cute Liver. Complaint,
Jaundice, Dyspepsia, Chronic or Nervous Debility Chron
ic Dlarrhcea, Disease of the Kidneys, and all Diseases
arising from a Disordered Liver. Swamies, or Jntestanes.
DEBILITY,
Resulting from any Cause whatever;
PROSTRATION OF THE SYSTEM', -
luAlami by Severe Labor, Hard
ships, gArposure, Fevers, etc.
There Is no medicine eiula.4 tins! to these remedies
in such cases. • tome and vigor is imparted to the • bole
system, the appetite is strengthened, food is enjoyed, the
stonmel digests promptly, the blood tsparaClatl, Übe sour
Fusion becncuessound and healthy, the ; allow tinge is
eradicated from the eyes, a bloom is given to the cheeks,
and the weak and nervous invalid becomes a strong and
healthy being.
PERSONS ADVANCED IN LIFE,
Audits/big the hand of time weighing heavily upon
them, with all its attendant Ills, will And in the use o.
this SITTERS, or the TONIC, an elixir that 'will instil
new life into their veins, restore in a measure the enactor
and ardor of more youthful days, build up their shrunk
en forms, and give beaitit and happiness to their remain
ing years.
It la a well-established fact that folly tier-half of the
female portion Of our popalatkin are seldom In the en
4oymeu t of good health; or, to tire their owe espreasioa,
lrreer feel welt" They are Issitrale, dsvolldf - fit tin .u.r
gy, extremely nerrons„ apd hare no appetite.
To thus class of.paraons Lto DITTNItd, or the TONIC,
is especially recommended.
WEAK AND DELICATE CffILDREN
Are made strung by the iIISO of either of these remedies.
They %rill cure every ease of 3fAIfABSILII, without Gall.
Thanands of certillaites have accumulated in the
hands of the proprietor, but space will allow of the pati
ne:MA= of but a few. Those, It will be observed, are
men cf note and of Inch standing that th ey , ninit be be
,
Ueved.
~, i,TIMON lA.LS.
HOSE. OEO. W, WOODiVARD,
Cfr 4 f iustite of the Supreme (burl of rt NV. writes
Philadelphia, Muth /6,1861.
"1 and 'llloodand'a Getman Bitters' is, good tonic,
useful in diseases of the digestive organs, and of great
based& in cases of debility, and want of net,ogs action
is the. system. Tonle, truly,
• Gito. W. WOODWARD."
•
HOIC. JANES THOMPSON',
Judge of the Supreme Cbssrl of Pennsylvania.
Philadelphia, A 9.1128,106
consider +floefisad's Dermas Dictate a• eatable
scalicias to case of attacks of Indigestion or Dyspepsia,
1 taut certify this f om my experience of D.
Yours, with respect,
JAMBE+ 111011PFON."
FROM }MC. JOSEPH 11. YESSMID, D. D.,
Patrior of the Ruth Baptist Church, - Phifadeiphia.
Dr. lacksoa—Dear hays bean frequently re
quested to connect inr fame with recommendations of
different kid& of mediettial, bat agarding the practice
se oat of my appropriate sphere, I here in all cases de.
cilnat but with a clearproof in various instances and
articulsrly in my own family, of the naefolnees of Dr.
lb 4; German Bitters, I depart for onto (cops my
astral course, to express my fall conviction that, for
debility of the mien, and especially for Liver am.
ptaiat, it is a Agfa and rainahie preparation. In some
cases it may tail; buttanally, I doubt not, it will be very,
benedclal to tlim who safer from the above causes.
Yams, very respectfully,
I. E. KENNARD,
Eighth, below Coate* M.
• FROM REV. R. D. FEEDAILip
Assistant Zdaor Christian Chronide, Philarylphia.
'I have derived deckled benefit from the we of floor.
leid' German Bitters, and feel it my privilege to recom
mend them as ► most valuable tonic, - to all who ar► sof
hiring from general debility or from diseases arising from
derangement of the liver. Yours, truly,
E. D. YENDALL.
CAUTION.
M e r's German Remedies are counterfeited. flee
.tbet., RI/mature of C. M.JACHBON is on the wrapper
of 004440, Another, are counterfeit.
01170 and Mamtfactory at the German Medi
dne Store, so,lsl.X: CH street, Philadelphia, Pa.
CLIWAS M. MYRNA, Proprietor,
PolristsFl, C. M. Jd.CIERON k CO.
~. „ .
uE$ - •
Hootland's ace's:an Bitters, per boltie, $1
" " " • half OOOO0 0
amrilazid's German Tonic, put up In quart hottme, *1 00
per bottle, or a half dozen for $7 SO. 4 •-*
.p -Do not o,rget to examine well the artich9yrou buy
t order to get the genuine. [Jan. 16, 1668: 1Y
Tor sal* by all Druggists and dealers in medicines.
_; Vomit,
TIN-WARE AND STOVES.
THE LARGEST ASSORTMENT OF
TIN-WARE IN THE COUNTY,
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(Formerly "whew Polley's): slimmed
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GOOD TEMPER
BM
,Albeate'ttleat. a elaospea thing on earth,
.i . VPF44t*nalia4lf 80 dear; ,
1041 11 ,j 1 ,49riliMonttl1iaikdistitignisped birth,
I i,.. danpfla par,
It lIR, ; ...,11,ty anew delight,
"M ' Irtne's &Most shield ;
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pastb i evert i rsotitent,
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For tnortaL4 Villidisi`ise.
.-' - i R Medd yen *itha arn lie at inoin,. .
t , It tell* yeti kr repose ; , • • ~.
- ra..lizierat Ibrpnet and peasant-horn,
... AirsararlasticTroseo : - . '
A egahnl) &id r slfgrieraway,
To'ithatefi frol 4 l brow the eare ; '
Turns tears to smiles, makes dulineAaatty.
: Spreads gladness everywhere;
, ;Andlet slls.ebeapArs summer. dew
That gems 084 ily's breast ;
A. talisrinin. of love,as true .
1... 44.L.P.Vr - 11 ? Au IN-189sslq
Asi tliartin-bow thro'- the cloud
Whet threat' riing storimbeg ins—
As music i mitt:lie taupe* loud,,
That stiki its sA•ect ways wins—
As la arc'. across ihs.tide
W4ero ly.ayes,.couflicting, foam,
tfo cent sis tyJssc. - apli to our side,
This augel to our home.
What May this •, - ondrous spirit be,
With power unheard before
This charthk dd• bright divinity !
Good temper- -nothing more.
hued_temper—' is the choicest gilt
liiat woman :loineward brings,
And can the purest peasant lift
To bliss.unkp »sn to king*.
ASLEEP AT HIS POST
Mr. Owen, a picas farmer in. Vermont, gave
his eldest son, /AC*Mat, to the Federal
cause,: in the late Larful struggle. One day
message arrived, which fell like a thunder
bolt upon the anx.ote3, yet hopeful family.-
-The lad had been .Ound asleep at his poet,
and was condemned to be shot.
The terrible news spread in. the village, and
the good minister, Mr. Allan, came at once,
to see if it were possible to administer conso
lation to the heart-Jrokenparents. "Oh sir r'
cried the sorrowitys old man, "such a dear,
precious, noble bo; I thought, when I gave
him to his country, that no father in all this
broad land made so precious a gift—no, not
one; God forgive me if my grief is sin. Mr.
Allan, the dear boy only slept a minute—just
one little minute— at his post; I know that
was all, for Bennie never dozed over a duty.
flow prompt and :pliable he was Why, he
was as tall as I, and only eighteen and now
they shoot hint , Because he was found asleep
when tioin, duty :" Mr. Owenrepeated these
words very sloWly. as if endeavoring to find
out their true meaning. "Twenty-four hours
—the telegraph raid only twenty-four.
it' here is Bennie now ?"
"We will hope, with his heavenly father,"
said Mr. Allan soo lungly.•
"tes, yes, let In hope. God is very mer
ciful, and Bennie was so good. 0, Bennie,
Denial" '
The mother raised herself as she heard his
name 'called, and turning, said with a smile :
"Don't call so lout, father, Bennie is not far
off; he will come i3on."
"God laid his hind on both, you see," said
Mr. Owen, pointing to her without making
any direct reply. "She has not been herself
ince. It is a merciful thing she is sort of
stunned, it seems to me; she makes no wail."
The daughter, a fair young girl—Blossom,
as they called her- - -bad sat near them listen
ing, with blanched cheek. She had not shed
a tear to day, and ihe terror in her face had
been so very still Viet no one had noticed it.
Now she answered a gentle tap at the kitchen
door, opened it to receive from a neighbor's
hand a letter. "It is from him," was all she
said.
'Twas like a me.-,sage from tke dead. Mr
Owed could not break the seal for Ida tremb
ling lingers, and held it toward Mr. Allan
with the helpnesscs of a child.
The minister or .ned it, and read as fal-
EMI
"DEAn FATUER :"When this reaches you I
shall be in eternity. At first, it seemed awful
to me, but I have thought about it so much
now that it has no terror. They say they will
not bind me nor blind me, but that I may
meet my death Ilk • a man. I thought, fath
er, it might havel Ta on the battle-field for
my country, and s .tl ittvidien I fell it would be
fighting gloricatlsly : but to be shot down like
a dog for nearly betraying it—to die for ne
glect of duty! Oh, father; I wonder the
very thought does not kill me ! But I shall
not•dlagrace you. lam going to write you
all about it, and when I an gone you may tell
my comrades. I c nit now.
"Y 4 .341 know I promised Jemmy Cares
mother I would look after her boy, and when
he fell sick I did all I could for him. He was
not strong when he was ordered back into the
ranks, and tI4 day before that night I carri
ed all his luggage iesides my own, on our
march. Towards night we went in on double
quick, and though the luggage began to feel
very heavy, everytody else was tired, too ;
and as for Jemmy, if I had not lent him an
arm now and then, he would have dropped
by the way. I was all tired out when I came
into,eamp, and then, it was Jemmy's turn to
be sentry, and I would take his place. But
I was-AOO We'd, lather, I could not have
kept awake if I had had g gun at my head;
but I did not know it until=well, until it was
too late !,
tithe y tell me to-day, that I . 1 4.7 e el Atort
reprieve, given to me by cirCumstances—
`time to write to you'—our good Colonel
says. Forgive him, father, be only does his
duty he would gladly save me if be could.
And don't lay my death against Jemmy. The
'poor boy is broken hearted, and does nothing
but beg and entrea, , them to let him die in my
stead.' 6 ' •
"I can't bear-to think of mother and Bios-
Scar: 'COmfort them, father. Tell them I die
as a brave boy should, and that when the war
isoverithdy will not.. be, ashamed' of tee, as
their ratratbanowz. qiedlielp,rae I it is very.
liestitcrlsetwt-Good,hye,,illfer I ;God, segus .
near anddear t to mo 1> .not at all as if he wish. :
pd,me40164043. forever, but as if_he felt sorry
for pis ,s tr, infum braeit-hetitted child, and
1,404 to be with in and, my_ Sa
vior, in aietter ; better Bret
"To-night in the earViwillght, I shall see
51dcotiffeanifieltome fr om pastureL . Daisy
afil giirdie, - and Ifetrild toci,
: flefeiVour tifilitalVana precious little Moe
aruitlictiritak tl i lie, r shall never,
never come. God bless you all! Forgive
`ford*Orttertiliel'"
* ft •
4rtikihariaiglit the softly, and
ikllttlettiprre'giffltid-outtua down the foot
path that led to the road *Abe mill. •
Two home later the thmetoung . girl stood
Rty theMW PePots watching the cowing of
#=AI=E
i
the bight train; and the ixintluctot se he
reached down to lift her in, vandered at the
tweet; ii*-stained face that was Upturned to.
ward the,dlnOanterit he held In his hand.
She watt on 6E114 to Washington,' to ask
President Lincoln for her brother's life. She
had stolen . away; leaving oMy a note, to tell
her father where and why ,she had gone.—
She had brought Bennie's letter with her; ,no
good kind heart like the President's could re
ftise to be melted by it.
And; so, ins shOrktime Blossom reached the
Capital, and. hurried It once to the White
Rouse. The President hit . ' just seated him
self to his morning task of Overlooking and
signing important papers, when, without one
word of announcement, the door softly open
ed, and Blossom. with eyes downcast, said
folded hands, Btood.before him.
"Well, my child," he said in his pleasant
cheety tones, "what do you want so bright
and early in the morning 7"
"Bennie's life! please, sir!" faltered out
Blossom.
"Bennie r Who is Bennie?"
"My brother, sir. They are going to shoot
him for sleeping at his' post."
"Oh I yes," and Mr. Lincoln ran his eye
over the papers before him "Lremember.—
It was a fatal sleep. You see, child, it was a
time of special danger. Thousands of lives
might hive been lost for his culpable negli
gence."
"So my father said," said Blossom gravely.
"Bat poor Bennie was so tired, sir, and Jem
my so weak. lie did the work of two, and
he was too tired."
`What is this you say, child ? Come here;
I don't understand ;" and the kind man caught
eagerly as evera,whakszemed...to Ate a justifi
cationof an offence. Blossom went to him ;
he put his hand tenderly on her shoulder, and
turned up the pale, anxious face towards his.
She told her story simply and straight for
ward, and handed Mr. Lincoln Bennie's letter
to read,
Ile:read it carefully, and tpen taking up his
pen, wrote a few hasty lines and rang the
bell. Blossom heard this order given :
"SEXED Tllis DISPA.TCit AT ONCE."
The President then turnedlo the girl and
said : "Go home, my child, and tell that fath
er of yours who could approve his country's
sentence, even when it took the life of a child
like that, that Abraham . Lincoln thinks the
life far too precious to be lost. Go back—or
wait until to-morrow. Bennie will need
change after he has so bravely faced death ;
he shall go with you."
Two days after this interview, the young
soldier came to the White House with his lit
tle sister. He was called into the President's
private room, and a strap fastened "upon the
shoulder," lir. Lincoln said, "that could
carry a sick comrade's baggage, and die for
the good act so uncomplainingly."
Then Bennie and Blossom took their way
to their Green Mountain home, and a crowd
gathered at the Mill Depot to welcome them
back.
That night, Daisy, and Brindle, and Bet
ram" lowing home from pasture, for they
heard a well known voice calling them at the
gate : Bennie, as he pats his old pets, i.nd
looks lovingly in tkeir great brown eyes,
catches through the stirevening air his puri
tan father's voice, as he repeats to his happy
mother these jubilant wore -: "Frac net, for
I am with thee ; I bring thy seed from the
east, and gather thee fiom the west ; j will
say to the north, 'Give up;' and to the south,
'keep not back ;' bring my sons from afar,
and my daughters from the ends of the earth;
even every one that is called by my name ;
for I have created him for my glory, I have
formed him; yea I have made him."
REM AMICABLY CASE. —At the; last session of
the 3lassaehusetta Medical Society, in Boston,
Dr. John M. Harlow gave the history of a
man named Gage, who, while blasting rocks
at Cavendish, Vt., in 1817, had a tamping
iron three feet seven inches long and one and
a quarter inch thick, and tapering to a point,
forced through hia head, it entering the left
cheek and coming out about the centre of the
top of his head. Dr. Harlow, who attended
the man, gave the daily symptoms of his pa
tient, and said that in fifty days he was able
to walk and ride, and was soon nearly as well
as before, although his intellect was some
what affected. This is considered the most
remarkable case of the recuperative poirers
of nature,- and -has been doubted by many
prominent surgeons. Gage died May 21,
1861, twelve years six months and eight days
after the injury. Dr. Harlow procured his
head, and has presented the skull to the War
ren Museum of the Harvard Medical Col
ledge. Dr. Bigelow said he saw Gage twen
ty years ago, and was then satisfied of the.
reality of this wonderful case. He also said
a tube of iron five eighths of an inch in diam
eter and about five feet long passed through a
miner's head while blasting coal in Ohio,
and was pulled out by a fellow miner. The
injured man was introduced to the audience,
and Dr. Jewett, the attendant physician, re
counted the case in detail.
"Evriapstp.riuk.Bon."7-4. very little boy
after giving everybody a good night kiss
kneeled down at his mother's side to say his
evening prayer. He repeated, "Now I lay
me down to sleep," &c., and continued, "God
bless papa and mama, and make them good
Christians; God bless little Jamie and make
him a good boy." His mamma added, "God
bless everybody."
At this sentence he was silent. His moth
er repeated a second and a third time, when
he raised his head, opened his beautiful eyes
and said
"Everybody but Bob, mamma. Bob
drowned my cat to-day."
Are there not some older children who can
pray for everybody but "Bob ?" Remember
that the Saviour has taught us te.pray, "For
give us our debts as we forgive our debtors."
Jour - Brume says of Jonah and his whale:
"I don't suppose Jonah or tether fellow un
derstood it themselves. I don't know what
Jonah did while in the whale's society, but I
knoW what a Yankee would. have did. He
whould have rigged a rudder and run himintn
port, and either claimed the oil for salvage or
sold out Ida territory
TILE following quaint epitaph on hus
band'ind wife isto be seen In one of the
Parisiitri cemeteries : "I am anxiotedy ex
pebting yOu. A• D.,1827." "Here Ism.
A:D., 1887." So the good woman was
for 4) yearszoaking up her mind to &I
low her husband,.
lid a: private' letter to a
'friend, iSeintlY, of the continued at4oks
blade upon 'him by thebrtiodoi papers,
Henry Ward_lieeohir oharaelerfithadly i
said: seem
to be answering the end or nity being unz
less somebsodYle - VeUing ;
Sons'men imilika_uats. - - Your 1 4 1 7* strOko ,
the fur the - right way. for,=pairspAnd•chear
nothing but purring. Bat accidentally tread
on the tall, and all memory or former kind.
nail is °Niters*
We►T IS the ditreferm between a b"b er
and a mother? Oae has razors to shave, and
tht 9111111 obeyers to *se.
I=
=I
About forty years ago, in the western part of
New York; lived a lonely widow mother.—
Her hmhand bad‘heehdeadnuiny years, and
her only daughter was grown and married,
living at a distance of .a mile or two from the
family mansion. : •
And Urns the old lady lived alone day and
night. Yet in her conscious innocence and
trust in Providence she felt safe and chosen),
and at - eventide sleept sweetly.
One morriluf„however, she woke with an
extraordinary and unwonted gloom upon her
mind which was impressed with the appie
hension that something strange was about to
happen to her or hers. So Hill was
_Me of
this thought that ill° could not stay at home
that day, but must go abroad to give vent to
its nnbosorning herself to her friends, especially
to her daughter. With her she spent the
greater part of the day, and to her, aurae]
times repeated the recital 'of her appmben
sions. The daughter as often repeated them
aurances that her good mother had never
done any injury to any person, and added, "I
cannot think any one would hurt you, for
you have not an enemy in the world."
On her way home she called on a neighbor
!who lived in the last house beforeshe reached
her own. Here she again, made known hey
continued apprehensions, which had :nearly*
ripened into a fear, and from the lady of the
mansion she received answerssimilar to those
of her daughter, "You have harmed no - one
in your lifetime. Surely no one will molest
'you. Here, Rover," she saki to a stout watch
dog that lay on the floor, "here, Rover, go
home with Mrs. Moznre, and take good care
of her." Rover did as he was told. The
widow went home, milked the cows, took
care of everything out of doors, and went to
bed as usuaL Rorer had not left here for an
instant.
When she was fairly in bed he laid himself
down 14/013 the outside, and the widow re
lied upon his fidelity, and perhaps chiding her
self for needless fear she tell asleep. Some
time in the night she woke, being startled,
probably, by a slight noise outside the house.
It was so alight, however, that she was not
aware taf being startled at all, but heard, as
soon as she woke, a sound like the rising of a
window near her bed, which was in a room
-on the ground floor.
The dog neither barked nor moved. Next
there was another sound, as if some one was
in the room and stepped cautiously on the
floor. The woman saw nothing, but now,
for the first time, felt the dog move, as he
made a violent spring from the bed, and at
the same moment something fell on the
floor, sounding like a heavy log. Then
followed other noises, like the pawing of a
dog's feet ; but soon all was still again, and
the dog resumed his place on the bed without
having barked or growled at all
This time the widow did not go to sleep
immediately, but lay awake, suffering, yet
not deeming it best to get up. But at last she
dropped asleep; and when she awoke the sun
was shining. She hastily stepped out of the
bed, and there lay the body of a man, extend
ed upon the flowe r with a large knife in
his hand, which even now extended.
The dog had seized him by the throat with
a grasp of death, and neither man nor dog
could utters sound• till all was over. This
-man was the widow's son-in-law, the hus
band of her daughter. He coveted her
little store of wealth, her house, her
cattle, and her land ; and, instigated ;by his
sordid impatience, he could not wait for the
decay of nature to give her property up to him
and his, as the only heirs apparent, but made
this stealthy visit to do a deed of darknesa in
the gloom of the night. A fearful retribution
awaited him.
The widow's apprehensions, communicated
to her mind, and impressed upon her nerves
by what unseen power we know not, the
sympathy of the woman who owned the dog,
and the silent but certain watch of the dog
himself, formed a chain of events which
brought the marderer's blood upon his own
head, and which are difficult to be explained
without reference to that • Providence which
numbers the hairs of our heads, watches the
sparrow's fall, "and shapes our ends, rough
hew them as we will:"
•
IMPORTANCE OP PRESENCE OF RIND
I. If a man faints, place him flat on his
back and let him alone.
2. Ti any poison is swallowed, drink.instant
ly half a glass of water, with a heaping teas
poonful each of common salt and ground
mustard stirred in it ; this vomits as soon as
it reaches the stomach ; but for fear some of
the poison remain, swallow the white of one
or two raw eggs, or drink a cup of strong
coffee, these two being antidotes for a greater
number of poisons than any dozen articles
known, with the advantage of their always
being at hand; if not, a pint of sweet
oil, or lamp oil, or "drippings," or melted
butter, or lard, are good substances, especially,
if they vomit quickly.
3. The beat thing to stop the bleeding of
a moderate cut instantly is to cover it pro
fusely with cobweb, flour and salt, half and
half.
4. If the blood come from a wound by jets
or spirts, be spry, or the man will die in a
few minutes, because an artery is severed; tie
a hankerchief loosely around near the part
between the wound and the heart ; put a
stick between the handkerchief and the skin,
and twist it around untill the blood ceases to
flow ; keep it there until the doctor comes ;
if in a position where the hankerchief can not
be used, press the thumb on a spot near the
heart ; increase the pressure until the bleed
ing nettles, but do not lesson the pressure for
an instant until the physician arrives so as
to glue up the wound by coagulation or cool
ing of the hardening blood.
How SLUMP Dam —There has been some
discussion among writers as to how sheep get
water in winter. A writer in one of the Pat
ent Office reports says when sheep come up to
the water In cold weather, and they stand by
it and do hot drink, it is because they are
afraid of getting their wool wet around their
jaws; and he says he puts • plank over the
water with holes in it, and then they would
drink. But he is mistaken. I claim that
Providence has prcrvided a way for the sheep
as well as the horse. The horse breaks ice
with his set, and the sheep sok; water through
as thick ice , as the horse can. The'sbeep melts
a hole through the ice with its breath. I have
seen them melt it through ice three haat*
thick • - snti when that man saw them stand
by tha r wider and would not drink; the sheep
were going thseugh the proms of gating wa
ter in cold weather. They will staid by run
ning water and go through the same opera
iion, sa though the water was (men over. - I
observed;.thern seven years 'below - kite*
why they would wind byreardnri warts:when
they were dry and did not drink. • Tido may
bent* Weigel% but it is trust---Cor. Rural
Mug Yorker.
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AN AJIMONLIANIZO HICIZAND.
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dressed to her husband. She trema
broke•theaeal and mod artallows srp- .1: mg
"To Jos 'Biniteitrir raveled .Ib6
baby, 1111511 7 0u, win pump,. l i ar: ,
esxe'ol?an7l W 4 up. iiiO4 ( do'
turn out to be a bettcf man than its daddy.
Oh, Josq4 Iritd A tif Ankg joa are
Who would tha .IZdititiar robes old
spindle. skanka, weld ha such an awftd sin
ner ? The - citing AM! iladyksiteilkrear to
that. Look at it—it is Joe Stansbury all
over. You; kayea titeelvtd Ifkipaetiilly,
Joseph, letting on to be_a widower, but do a
father's part Seward the young me and n 1
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P. B.—Don't let that sharp-imed wits of
yonrs tor
kind a a story ikont , l ' rrlifirf
Vacer
Mreetanibury was havidwidikeireogaia*
oeting suPPer , and
nstoim irai `brewing over ins Naar. Its
door was violently thrown open, and Mrs., S's
voice yelled : "
"Stansbury, yen Tinian, copse here ; here's
a mese Ru-you l"
•The estottished Stansbury. baldly weed
.4 1 4;xtukka0 qnd obeyed Ok4'samilwaL
!Ron't you want to see Nancy, the bean
broken Nancy?" crledMra. 13tanotant:-
"Nancy! whatlianeytir that r. said the sly
old roe In well feigned
"Why,.. Num, the mother ar.lhol a"by
that's been . hung it your door,. ,11.4,1111049.0
Oh, you look mighty innocent ; gist read
that letter and then look In 'that basket...-
Don't be afraid ; it won't bite--it's got no
teeth, poor thing ! you'll know it, for is your
hussy says It's just like you all over. fins
goodness, I'll expose you before everyhody."
And In less than five minutes Mrs. Stans
bury had collected a rood full of spectators
to witness the unwrapping of the baby.—
Anxious expectation set on every counten
ance as the jealous lady tore away rag after rag
from the body of the (mulling, the vigorous
movements of which astonished everybody.
"It is full of the devil already," said Mrs.
S. "that shows it is his ; you'll see that it is
like him in everything."
At last the swadding-clothee being renawred,
out jumped the baby and made its amps
through the open door. It was a large tom
cat. The Stansburys had been victimized by
a practical joke,
A FAST metal—quicksilver.
A mail rent—A hole in your hat.
Tar beet pouteaskuk--Beitcereeemiba.
A =me "shaver"—A diminutive barber.
%mare time—The back of s clock.
THE first' boa in America was Columbus.
Favoarra game of blacksmith—old fledge.
Als appropriate book for a hotel table , --a
come-and-tarry.
SYNTAX—fines imposed on those who sin
against the law.
No city has a street so bleak but New York
has a Bleecker.'
THZ exceedingly short coats worn nowa
days might be called petty-coats.
CAN a man who gets drunk on asp-gin
said to be air-tight?
"You are quite welcome," as the empty
pocket said to the greenback.
Wars were the first sweetmeats made ?- -
When Noah preserved pairs In the mi.
A Busy barber is said to be like a telegniph
ic despatch, because he rims from poll to poll.
Tun difference between a cook and her lov
er is, one cooks the meet and the other meets
the cook. .
A BL.toustarru and a thief differ in this par
ticular : One would hammer the steel and the
other would steal the hammer: ' -
Ttre difference between a achoolmasici and
a conductor is, one trains the mind, and the
other minditthe.tasiar..,.,-
Win' is wristiessaieeper like a lawyer ?—
Because he lies on one side and turns and lies
on the other. '
Wirr are Sot buckwheat cakes like a cater
pillar ? Because they are the "grub" Which
makes the "butter-fly."
How to cook a goose—Suspind yourself in
front of a brisk fire, end revolve candidly
and regularly until you are donebrowit:' '
A TOVSG woman being asked by a' politi
cian which party she was most lii Wan; of,
replied that she preferred a wedding party.
As apothecary is not likely" to become a
toper, from the fact that he has many sCra
pies to every dram, and always keeps hie bal
ance perfect.
Ton earthquakes that prevail at the present
time all over the world, and which_ are ,vist
ting the 'United States, will no noubt add
largely to the society of Shakers.
"Jails, did Mrs. Green get. the medi
cine I ordered?" "I guess so," replied
John, "for I saw crape on the , door next
morning." .
A WALL boy said to a man who was ex
pressing his surprise that a baker's horse did
not start at the explosion of crackers Around
him on the Fourth: "Why, sir, that horse has
carried crackers this forty years."
A POOR Mk,. protested to his girt ha the
hay-field that his two eyes hadn't come to-
gether all eight for thinking about her.—
"Very likely they did not," replied the sweet
plague of his life; "for I on your peas basin
between them."
A LADY having •ccidentaUy her • auselir
ing-bottle, her husband,. who wm very petu
lant, said to her, "I declare, h►y dMit,
thing that belongs to you is more .or less Iwo
ken." "True," replied the lady, "for ecru
you are a little cracked."
LILT and tibia prepared a doll's dinner,
arranged It on the sideboard, and went to take
a walk in the garden. Their little brother
hastens to get upon the sideboard and eat the
sham feast. Mamma surprised klm. "Why.
Leon, what are you doing ?" "I am playinif
pussy, mamma."
A wstramt paper declares that there are so
many boys in Indiana named for Xt. 004,
that all the gravestone cutters heap GU bend
stone cut "Sacred to the memory of PIMA*
Colthx-," the last name to bet likerrled
after the funeral. - , 44.4
A nnuwirrrvE attorneY, WAWA 'Else,
once asked Jekyll: Winton have
called me a pettifoggitt inkbandral ?"
"No, sir, I never said' you were a petti
fogger or a amindrel ; but I did say you
were iftfle
XByie as &N 1 ,,,
said a bullying
• cia •• 4oz.
SI
gm* to amass meeting of the
fled, "I still remember that Yam a frao•
ticusof this magnificent republic." "Yost
are, indeed," said a bystander; "and a
vulgar one at that."
""Is thereany word of one sylble in
la
the „Eng li sh language," asks the a b le in
a new novel, "that inCludidi ranY
ravolt/ng Pleas as the word 441befo
"None except bell," summers belt ikikkel;
"and I sometimes think they're' ; l7lls
onymous."
YolY hearty brawl
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