The Centre reporter. (Centre Hall, Pa.) 1871-1940, December 07, 1939, Image 6

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    These Cuddle Toys
Pattern 2291.
Cats and pups are the best of
friends in this collection of cuddle
toys, each made of just two pieces
from scraps of material.
2291 contains a pattern of 4 toys;
directions for making; materials
required.
Send 15 cents in coins for this
pattern to The Sewing Circle
Needlecraft Dept., 82 Eighth Ave.,
New York, N. Y.
POPCORN
Every year new and delicious
pop corn recipes appear, to make
new friends for this old favorite.
Here is a treat for your family and
friends:
Caramel
1 cup white sugar
6 cup white corn
syrup
2 tablespoons
sorghum
Combine all ingredients except
the corn. Cook until syrup becomes
brittle when tested in cold water,
Pour over popped corn, stirring the
<orn while pouring. Turn on to but-
tered platter.
INDIGESTION
elief from Indigestion
and One Dose Proves It
If the first dese of this plessant-lasting Hitle
Black tablet doesn't bring you the fastest snd most
complete relief you have experienced send bottle
back to ws and get DOUBLE MONEY BACK. This
Beil-ans tablet helps the stomach digest food,
makes the emress stomach fulds harmless asd lets
pe eat the nou wg foods you peed. Fur bhesrl-
, giek head a and upsets so ofien cawisd by
excess stomach flulds making wg feel sour and
sick all over—JUST ONE DOSE of Bell-ans proves
speedy relief. 3c everywhere.
Corn
inegar
jarts pop corn
No Growth
I don't think much of the man
who is not wiser today than
he was yesterday. — Abraham
Lincoln.
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Sensational extra help for colds
~with Luden's! These famous
cough drops not only help
soothe throat, but release a
menthol vapor-which, with
every breath, helps penetrate
clogged nasal passages, helps
relieve "clothespin nose!”
LUDEN’S 5¢
Menthol Cough Drops
Continual Growth
better than all. —QGarfield.
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4 boks from 3rd Cherch
15th and L Streets, N. W, |
WASHINGTON, D. C. |
Kesmesh WW. Baber, Manager i
200 large, quiet outside
rooms with tub and shower
SINGLE . . $3to$4
DOUBLE . $4.50 to $7
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Philadeiphia Offer; Triephome Kings 3150
Pinsdburgh Office 1 Tolophone ATiantic 6300
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YOU'LL SAVE MONEY
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NEW YORK Within Sixty Days
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Party oil be aco Oh eA yout
htaining, acc ations at the fol
lowing minimum rates for room & bath,
Single $2.50 « Double $4.00 + Suites $7.00
nore. WOODSTOCK
ONE OF NEW YORK'S FINE MOTELS
Twi Restaurants— Famous for Good Food
A3rd STREET (just East of Times Square)
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LIKE |
DISINFECTANT.
By
J. Millar Watt
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THE SHEATH GOWN
Ladybug—Oh,
gown is all open down the back. Let
me hook it up for youl
BUSINESS AIDS
“Don't you think, doctor, that you
rather overcharged when Johnny
had the measles?”
“You must remember, Mrs.
Brown, that includes 22 visits."’
“Yes, but you forgot he infected
the whole school!”
True Love
He-Honey, I've brought some-
thing for the one I love best. Guess
what?
She-A box of cigars.
IT
EARTH!
A SURE SIGN WITH SOME
“What's come over Jones lately
never see him in any but his best
“Why, they say he's dead broke.”
i
WRONG MAN
The minister advertised for
manservant, and the next morning 8
nicely dressed young man rang the
bell,
breakfast by seven o'clock?’ asked
“1 guess so,’
man.
“Well, can you polish all the sil
ver, wash the dishes, and keep the
house neat and tidy?”
“Say, Parson,” said the young fel-
low, “I came here to see about get-
ting married—but if it's going to be
as much work as all that, count me
out now.”
answered the young
ORIGINAL GARB
Mrs. Bonton—And your husband
will attend the masquerade, too?
How is he going?
Mrs. Nuvoriche—Oh, something so
original—in the garbage of an ash-
man.
Language Lessons
“l hear you have adopted a
baby!"
“Yes, he is two
little French boy.”
“Why choose a French one?”
“When he begins to speak, we
shall have an opportunity of learn-
ing French."
months old—a
Lengthy Visit
After six weeks stay, M'Nab
grudgingly gave the hotel porter a
shilling.
“Ye know, when I
tips cost me nigh on
he said.
“Were you there
sir?"
was in Paris
10 shillings,"
many years,
Reasons Stated
Vicar's Wife—I'm sorry, Mrs.
Johnson, to notice that you do not
come to our meetings as regularly
as a year ago.
Mrs. Johnson (calmly)—1 have
two good reasons for not coming.
Vicar’'s Wife—How bad! What are
they?
Mrs. Johnson—Twins!
Very Interested
Eva-—When | was 10 years old my
father gave me a very valuable
ring. Would you care to see it?
Edna-—-Rather, 1 just adore an-
tiques.
TESTING HER FAITH
Fortune-teller—Don’t worry, dear-
fe. You'll soon come in to a big
Client—Fine! Would
waiting for your fee till 1 get it?
Ready Reference
Now Speed at Low
Cost in Relieving
RHEUMATI
GENUINE
BAYER ASPIRIN
{ NOW DOWN TO
F
Use this famous quick way
today without thought of
price!
You may be utterly surprised at the
speed with which Bayer Aspirin
brings relief from neuralgia, head-
aches and pains of rheumatism and
neuritis. Among the fastest, most
effective ways known, Bayer As-
pirin not only brings relief from
such pains very fast . . . but this
quick way is very inexpensive, It
may save the dollars once spent on
high priced remedies.
Once you try it . . . actually feel
its quick relief, you'll know why
thousands make sure they get no
by its full name when ais]
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alone.
he man who has no inner life
substitutes for Bayer Aspirin, by
they buy . .. never by
Demand BAYER ASPIRIN
always asking for it 5
the name of “aspirin”
Sans Inner Life
Relief At Last
For Your Coug
Creomulsion relieves promptly bee
cause it goes right to the seat of the
trouble to loosen germ laden phlegm,
increase secretion and aid nature {0
soothe and heal raw, tender, inflame
ed bronchial mucous membranes.
No matter how many medicines you
have tried, tell your druggist to sell
you a bottle of Creomuilsion with the
understanding that you are to like
the way it quickly allays the cough
or you are to have your money back,
CREOMULSIO
for Coughs, Chest Colds, Bronchitis
Your Reflection
The world is king gle
and gives back to every man the
reflection of his own face.
Thackeray.
FEEL GOO
Here is Amazing Relief of
Conditions Due to Stuggish Bowels
If you think all laxatives
act alike, just try this
all vegetable lsxstive.
mild, thorough, refreshing, iovigorating De
pendable relief from sick headaches, Lilious spells,
tired feeling when associated with constipation.
Without Risk grt a 25¢ box of NR from your
druggist. Make the test then
#f mot delighted, return the box to us We will
refund the purchase
price. That's fair,
Get NR Tubiets today
Foe to None
Be civil to all; sociable to
many; familiar with few; friend
| to one, enemy to none.— Benjamin
Franklin.
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Children's Colds...
Temporary Constipation may ine
crease Lhe discomfort of symptoms
of Feverish noms, Headache, Up
set Stomach which freguently
scoompany early stages colds
MOTHER GRAY'S
« SWEET POWDERS
A mild lazative snd carminative. At all drug-
a Tor fot Salas and Wailing Dotl
his duty in the face of ingratitude,
criticism and heartless ridicule?
Diocan—I ought to have, sir, 1
cooked for a camping party all last
summer.
Works Two Ways
Lady—Yes, I would like you to
paint my portrait. But you must
Artist—Oh, certainly; providing
that if it is, you will guarantee to
His Conscience
Sunday School Teacher-—~What is
Robert-I know; it’s grandma.
Always Something
Stranger in Missouri-—-Well, crops
are wonderful around here, so I
don’t suppose you have anything to
kick about this year.
Native—Donno 'bout that, Stran.
ger. Them big crops take a heap o'
potash out o' my land.
Niece Girl!
“1 always had a presentiment I
would die young,’ said the chorus
1
Bnd you didn't, after all, did
you?’ said her girl friend.
Moderation
Moderation is the silken string
running through the peari-chain of
| all virtues.—Fuller.
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