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Bell Byndicate ~~ WNU Service,
“Who was the meanest man?”
“The fellow that invented fly
armeana
One day Betty went downtown.
She had tokens to go on but no
money to spend. On her return she
confided to her mother,
“I fared pretty well to be broke.
First, I received a free sample of
gum on the street, then a taste of
crackerjack in a store, then a drink.
After a free spray of perfume 1
weighed myself for nothing and
came home.”
HOW ABOUT NOW?
SHATTERED
The futurist
the home of his only patron.
“By the way,” said the patron,
“did you hear about the burglary
| that occurred here the other night?”
| “No,” said the artist. “Did they
| get away with much?”
“A few bits of jewelry,” said the
other. “And you know that picture
I bought from you. They cut it out
of its frame, and"
The artist gave a cry of delight.
i ‘Good! My fortune’s made,” he
| said. “This is just the sort of ad-
vertis ent 1 want."
“And,” continued the patron light.
ly, “they took the frame and left
the picture.”
Not a Chance
The caller knocked at the door.
"Is Mr. Smith in?" he asked.
“Yes, he is,” replied the lady of
the house.
“That's fine.”
“Maybe 1 can collect
| owes me.”
Mrs. Smith smiled scornfully.
“You're optimist,’”” she said.
“If my husband had any money he
wouldn't be in.”
said the visitor,
the money he
an
A KINDLY WARNING
He-—lgnorance is
Then you
be very
5 a full real-
Last Time
are you getting on
~ourtship of Miss Cherry?
just fine.
m glad to hear that. 1
a objected to you.
Has his mind?
Dzudi-—-OCh, ves: he must have.
When he kicked me down the front
; last night he said it was for
Good Answer
Warden—Don't you know that the
bass season is closed? What are
you doing with that big one on your
line?
McFall--Well, vou see, Warden, it
was this way. He's been stealing
my bait all morning, so I just tied
him up until I get ready to go home.
Keeping Dry
Billy and Bud were having fun
taking a shower bath with the hose
and playing in a tub of water. Sud.
| denly it began to rain and Billy
said:
rained.”
Same Things
| as you are—
matters, myself, Pa. They teach
the same thing at both ends.
Real Portrait
be real pretty?
No! No!
| Mabel (after Frank's proposal)—
| No! A thousand times, nol
Frank-—-Well, don't rub it in. 1
only asked you once.
NOT ALTOGETHER AN EVIL
“You don't seem to mind having
that scarlet fever sign on your house
at all."
“Well, there hasn't been a collec-
tor at the door since it was put up.”
Same Thing?
Cryeng—There goes a fellow who
seems to take the worst possible
view of everything.
Holowynge—Is he a pessimist,
then?
Cryeng—No; he's a candid camera
fiend.
Warning
Mrs. B started out to get a cur)
put in her hair and was amused
to hear Mr. B call out after her:
“Don't get an Angora wave put
in +"
HOW.T SEW
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leaf. I stepped into one the other | nal ideas for ngs to use as gifts,
day with white walls, green floor | and to sell at bazaars. You will
and green organdy curtains. Ev- | be delighted with this new book.
erything was een and white, and | The price is only 10 cents post-
over the stoy hung a set of patch- | paid. Send coin with name and
work pot holders e a row of | address to Mrs. Spears, 210 S
bright green and white tiles. All| Des 5 “hic IIL
of us love old quilt patterns. For |
those who do have time tol
make quilts, here is a modern use |
for your favorite designs. | Strange Facts
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In “The Westphalian Last Sup-
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St. in Soest,
Westphalia, Germany, Christ and
His disciples are depicted in their
| customary places at the table, eat-
ing Westphalian ham and pumper-
nickel and drinking Westphalian
beer and kuemmel.
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Scattered throughout England
are some 400 “camping coaches,”
or remodeled railroad cars,
\isiailias { which about 50,000 persons each
WW SEEM ET year spend their summer vace-
tions. The coaches, permanently
located on beautiful country sid-
ings, accommodate private par-
| ties of from 4 to 10 and cost from
$10 to $25 a week, which includes
linen and tableware.
that | . »»
Soil erosion, now ravaging =
way. | large part of the world on a scale
“No,” whispered her host. | unparalleled in history, is believed
“They're bailiffs. 1 thought they to have formed about a million
might as well be doing something | square miles of new desert in the
useful.” | past 23 years. —Collier’'s.
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Opportunity to Use Bailiffs
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Mary s
crieff, who has
her eighty-eighth
of the great
the days when,
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was a celebrat-
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and tells
stories about them.
with
whose pictures
lous sums. Two
waiting at
Once she dined
the famous artist,
now sell
manservanis
table.
“You must be doing well, sell-
ing a lot of paintings,” she re-
marked, a little surprised
for fab
were
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