EUROPE: Stifled Rumor At midnight 40 military supply trucks from East Prussia rambled into the Free City of Danzig, their heavy gray doors locked tight. Next day Nazi Leader Albert Forster re- turned from a conference with Adolf Hitler in Berchtesgaden. On Danzig's outskirts a Polish customs official was shot dead by a Free City officer. Both Warsaw and Danzig jails held a prisoner from the enemy camp. To top it off, the Danzig senate was re- ported plan- ning to thereby nominal nexation Germany. This ground and to of way mor SIR IRONSIDE paper He reiterated. spondents finally back to their birthplace at Berlin. The rumo That Danzig's problem is now negotiation. Both Poland and Britain it, and their explanations sense. The rumor just as Maj. Gen side, inspector overseas forces, made began spreading of general British arrived Germany obviov hoped the peace or would split ce land thinking Britain had t for a German-sponsored peace. Nothing like that happened. the contrary, General Iron it offered the most firm reiteration to date that Britain is ready to fight for Poland's cause. It came sharp on the heels of Prime Minister Neville Chamberlain's guarantee to protect Danzig as well as Poland, plus offers of British credit to bol- ster Warsaw's rearmament. But even this British stiffness has berlain's yen for appeasement. Sir Nevile Henderson, Berlin, was cautiously reported un- der instructions to for world peace.’ about a huge British loan to Ger- many and return of war-lost colonies in exchange for peace. If this was true, Poland may yet split with her faithless friends in London. RELIEF: More Trouble A big enough headache for one man was WPA’s wage strike, which hit Administrator F, C. Harrington smack between the eyes. But no sooner was the strike settled than Pictorialized 0X oN =n Adriatic D Sea “ g LITTLE WAR-—Austrian Ger- man-speaking farmers in the Ital- jan Tyrpl refuse to be Italian- ized, yet refuse to be returned to Germany. A profitable tourist trade has been killed by Musso- lini's order evicting foreigners fromm the Tyrol while he and Hit- ler ‘strong-arm’ the Tyrolians into some sort of submission, Meanwhile Italy denies rumors that the area will be leased or ceded to Germany. BIGGER WAR — Soviet-Japa- nese disputes in Manchukuo's Lake Bor region are minimized by a new dispute on Sakhalin is- land involving Japanese leases on Soviet coal and oil concessions. Sakhalin is owned half by Rus- sia and half by Japan. When So- viet officials fined Jap conces- sionaires $112,000 for failure to fulfill obligations to Russian workers, Tokyo claimed its pres. tige had been insulted and de- manded that fines be rescinded. Both nations stood their ground, Colonel Harrington faced.an even bigger headache: Under the ‘“‘anti-career” provision in this year’s relief measure, WPA must discharge 650,000 (one-third of all employees) by September 1. Al- though the law specifically states employees who have worked 18 months must take a 30-day ‘‘vaca- tion,” the holiday will probably be much longer. Reason: WPA’s $1,- 750,600 for 1939-40 will carry only 2,000,000 workers contrasted with 3,000,000 in 1938-39. One good reason why congress may lose its adjournment enthusi- asm is that dismissals and new wage scales will take effect just reach their home stamping grounds no differential and south, have their provide north salaries cut an Eighty-year-old Gov. Luren D. when Republican Gov. Frank Fitz- A Godly man, Gover- In June he attended the N eturn- warn- life evils: *‘'There than in the old sa New York's called him * braska's Gov. R. vention's 1 was Governor Dickinsor A week later the governor's on ature speech. 1 New York CONGRESS: Prayer President will pray as never before that there will be no new crisis in Europe.” gress to table neutrality legislation until next session. embargo on all U. 8. 1011, This done, $3,460,000,000 lend-spend bill barred adjournment. While carriers them- JESSE JONES Railroads remained silent. selves remained silent, Federal Lending Ad: trator Jesse Jones endorsed ti ieme to let railroads lease $500,000,000 wr juipment. i 3 a 23 \ - offer bondholders rik sf rin i ils suggested RFC k in exchange » » x Meanw could 500.000 ing to debt.” Mead loans to idea inc tion. # A inarita ate Minor 3 Also in congress: between offered by mise wage-hou New Argu interests want products ing farm wage-hour supervision. € The senate passed the Logan b embarrassingly discovering in next morning's Congressional Record that it had subjected decisions of the la- bor board and all other quasi-judi- cial or quasi-legislative agencies to the circuit court of ap- JUL L 11 14d, ‘MISS MICHIGAN AVIATION’ New York wasn't wicked newsmen cornered 23-year-old Willo | Sheridan who came east as ‘‘Miss | Mchigan Aviation’ by the gover- | nor's own appointment. Willo made a good story. While shutters snapped | Willo sampled Manhattan cham- pagne and said: "I'm having a won- derful time here. 1 respect Gover- nor Dickinson and think he's a very fine man. But I don't think New York's a very wicked city.” Back home in Lansing, Republi- can John B. Corliss Jr. started a re- call petition against the governor because of his ‘‘recent sounding off about the evil he thinks he found in high places.” While Corliss’ fellow thinkers rushed to sign, the gover- nor took them by surprise. Said he: “I'll sign the petition myself. I never wanted to be governor any- way." LOUISIANA: Both Feet A whisper of scandal started when Louisiana State university's Presi- dent James Monroe Smith fled to Canada after allegedly bilking three banks out of $500,000. The whisper grew to common gossip when Smith, LSU's Construction Superintendent George Caldwell, LSU’s Business Manager E. N. Jackson and Dr. Clarence A. Lorio, president of the state medical society, were indict- ed on a total of 29 counts. This was only the beginning: By mid-July federal probes were underway regarding (1) Louisiana's administration of the 1037 sugar act; (2) violations of U. 8. oil regu- lations; (3) misuse of WPA mate- rials and labor; (4) an unannounced subject under scrutiny by the U, 8S. treasury’s department of revenues. Meanwhile five men made great by the late Huey Long were arraigned on charges of using the gnails to defraud the state of $75,000. The five: Dr. Smith; Seymour Weiss, political bigwig and millionaire; J. Emory Adams, nephew of Dr. Smith's wife; Monte E. Hart, elec- tric company official who has re- ceived many state contracts: and Louis Lesage, ‘contact’ man for an oil company. Accumulated events offered a sig- nal for Rev. Gerald .L. K. Smith, New Deal hater, foe of Commu- nism and close associate of Huey Long, to charge indictees are “bone and tissue of the Roosevelt ma- chine.” Mexico's Rep. John J. Dempsey and Sen. Carl Hatch, banning use of offi- cial authority to influence elections. € The senate approved a resolution authorizing investigation of the la- administration of the Wagner act. € The senate approved and gave the house a bill extending federal crop insurance to cotton farmers. ENGLAND: Wheat Armament Even in 1831's crisis British wheat shillings, 8 pence. But in mid-July of this year came a new low of 3 shillings 6% pence (about 493%; cents per bushel). At this juncture a “‘pre- paredness’’ parliament considered a step which would at once relieve price pressure, eliminate surpluses and bolster defense. The move, sug- gested by Economist John Waynard Keynes: Appropriation of 100,000,000 pounds ($468,000,000) for accumula- tion of war reserves in four catego- ries of England's vital imports. would thereby be purchased. Only facilities can one-fourth that amount. mise and buy only 5,000,000 to 10,- 000,000 bushels now. BRIEFLY... IN NEW YORK, Gossiper Wal- ter Winchell let it be known a re- liable informant had told a se- cret: That 1940's Democratic ticket will be Roosevelt and Mec- Nutt. IN WASHINGTON, Treasury figures showed the U. 8S. had an average deficit of $22,300,000 per day during the pew fiscal year's first 15 days. IN MID-PACIFIC, an American ship helped rescue 209 from the flaming Bokuyo Maru, Jap pas- senger and freight liner. IN TOKYO, British-Jap talks concerning British rights in China reached a hopeless deadlock and collapsed. IN JERUSALEM, Arabs kid- naped Dr. Jacob Goldner, Cleve. land minister, and his son, Ger- ould. Later they released Dr. Goldner to dig up $5,000 ransom for his son. WASHINGTON.—A press release has just come to my desk from the Agricultural Adjustment administra- tion. It outlines the farm program for 1940. That is next year. The statement from the AAA press bu- reau announced that the 1940 farm program was evolved at a three-day conference of “approximately 100 AAA farmer-committeemen and oth- ers interested,” acting for all of the millions of farmers. that the whole farm be broadened, but I opening paragraph, course, official: “Increased emphasis servation, increased for participation by small farmers program 18 to will quote the which is, of soil con- on 1 | | | | | i sued yet so I cannot report to you in advance what you will have to do to get your $2. The AAA may pos- sibly tell you that you have to grow 80 many rows of radishes, so many hills of beans of two or more types— maybe some pole beans if you have planted trees under the reforestra- tion program. Or they may tell you to produce so many yards of spin- peas, because children must eat car- And potatoes! I want to warn the AAA about potatoes. are included.” operate for five or six years. They are still struggling for that more abundant life and, therefore, I have observed the changes ) curiosity. Also, there has certain amount of humor they have done—not the farmers whose life not directly has been in what times have attitudes the part underlings th: r resembled stubborn a person wearing doctor of phil ; sad the words tween, always r. that the farmer must sign 3 a lot of do's and don't’s. Just a Word of Praise For AAA Administrators ing a common scold, let the AAA administrators a word of praise just here. The soil and soil conservation program likely are going to be valu- able although I fail to understant why anybody thinks it is necessary to pay a farmer to keep his own land in good shape. But, skipping my own thoughts on that, there is justification for governmental inter- est in helping to restore soil on a national scale because our nation is going on for a number of years — vr Then, too, there is argument fa- vorable to a policy of government encouragement in the planting of trees, a program of reforestation. There is, of course, that famous “‘parity’’ business. There is a fund of $225,000,000 which a bunch of vote- getling congressmen put into law. farmers producing wheat, corn, tobacco and rice certain sums is less than “75 per cent of parity.” We have had that one before and after many trials there are still many hundreds of versions of “par- ity.” It has put the money out. There is no doubt about that. The AAA men made sure that all of it went out, but some of the methods of calculations, of appraisals, of dis- criminations among farmers, of do's and don't's and just plain bureau- cratic regimentation make a fellow dizzy. I cannot help wondering what those who live a hundred years from now will say when they read the current AAA records. They may find some new words that will prop- erly describe the mess. Now Comes the Pay-Off On the 1940 Farm Program Next comes ‘‘commercial vegeta- bles.” There is to be designation, as this year, of “commercial vegeta- ble counties,” the designation, of course, to be done by AAA officials. Commercial vegetable farmers, aft- er they sign up and do as they are told, will get payments, too, and 1 hope the arrangement will make the green onions that my wife buys from the commercial vegetable man who calls at our door somewhat less spongy. And now, we give you the pay- off on the 1940 program. Next year, any farmer who grows a vegetable garden will get $2—two whole dollars that are still highly regarded by me—if he ‘‘co-oper- ates” and does as he is told by the AAA master farmers. If he fails to grow that vegetable garden, he will be docked $2. The government will get it, too. Uncle Sam's boys are good at that. To make sure about getting that $2 fine, the AAA will deduct it from whatever other pay- ment that the farmer has earned. The regulations have not been is- . of “must” vegetables. In the South, there ought to be melons, for there ripe wate melon. Medical men advise sq in the along with rutabagas. As a special favor to me, I am go- that onions be uded diet, inci Of course, as I said, the regifia- wt been issued and so 1 constitule a ing of this : ' as s thie this j be feet deep whe: I love I guess that I will not get an aviment fi Hino trees th men INE rees Ein nowers that er. They ou iret anG uc to get serious about this thing, 7 atrocity that is being put name of farm aid, it that never in all sit there been any attempted before. That, is no answer. It is an nswer, however, to say that some governmental policies, like the ac- ions of some private persons, are that they hardly discussion. Further, we ought to remind ourselves that in this instance a government, sup- posed to serve all of the people, is undertaking the course. To my mind, the fact that government is doing it makes it perfection on the asinine side. Folks Awakening to Fact That Waste Must Be Paid For We have witnessed waste in more forms in the last few years than ever happened in our nation or any other. Folks throughout the coun- yf Das this waste has to be paid for, be- up on them from the most unexpect- ed directions. There will be more. Of that, there can be no doubt. Meanwhile, instead of slowing up federal spending, we find AAA pay- ing $2 for a garden. There should those who grow window boxes. It was only the other day that the treasury released final figures on its condition at the end of the fiscal year, July 1. Those figures showed that the government had spent $3,500,000,000 more in the months than it had taken in by taxa- tion. Shortly, thereafter, a private organization issued a statement great corporations. Those figures which were claimed to be official revealed that only about half of those corporations had made enough money in the last year to meet their tax bills. In some instances, the income that was left to them after they had paid their workers and their overlfead expenses. more taxes are as certain as death is to all of us, when these condi- tions exist it is about time to take stock and see where we are going to end up. The future is not so black but that we can see streaks of light in it, and these problems can be solved. They can be solved rath- er simply, too, if--as in the case of the vegetable gardens--we stop to figure that government is going to take several times $2 for every vege table garden brought under this new scheme of ‘‘co-operation.”” (Released by Western Newspaper Union.) Ask Me Another ® A General Quiz A A A i on a a The Questions 1. What does the nautic: hors aweigh' me: . 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