The Centre reporter. (Centre Hall, Pa.) 1871-1940, June 22, 1939, Image 7
THE LAST COUPLE DAYS ARE THE HARDEST By THIS HOUSE NEEDS SOMEONE LIKE MUSSOLINI = 1¥2 —— - TO GO ABOUT PUTTING THINGS I STRAIGHT . wNU A PON! WH AT 18 THis, A Boer J A Gorn’ welam, wadam, 77 Y/ Tham, Tham /7/ A TIOILER FACTORY WoulkD 60 PLOT PLOP, UPPLE, UPPLE , UPPLE , IN A TB3oiLer HACTORY - Mrs. Mistress—My husband is very hard to please about his meals. Cook—Don’t worry about that, ma'am! They're all alike. I haven't been able to please my husband in the 40 years we've been married. The Secret Josias—We have been married for 15 years now and we bave never yet had an argument, Ferdinand—That's right, have her own way. Pathfinder, Let her Never argue.— Judge—He struck her on the sly did he not? : Witness—Hit ‘peared de haid. AROUND Jf THE HOUSE Keeping Dried Beef.—Dried beef For High Windows.—High win- dows appear shorter if the hang- and tied the middle. * * * After Washing Silver.—Stand sil- ver in a jug of very hot water to which a little ammonia has been added, and it will remain bright much longer. . * - When Making Egg Sandwiches. Scramble the egg instead of boil- ing it. Not only are more sand- wiches made, but they are more easily digested. od . * somewhat below Tea Towels.—Add a little borax to the water when washing tea towels, It removes dirt and grease and makes the towels a good col- or. It also acts as a disinfectant. » > » Loose Casters.—When casters on furniture drop out too often, remove them, pour melted wax in the holes and insert the before the wax hardens. has set the casters out again. Uncle Phil 3 a Yq. 42 =) Why Start Outside? Begin the brotherhood of with the ‘“‘brother" man next to you and spread it as you have gence. Those keep in lacy. general terms hide Our National Spirit able to sing it. well together. are many exhortations to labor, Isn't It a Pity Insurance companies are not castles. The ‘‘please, sir seems to have vanished even from anecdotes. "w HOW. NEEDLE FROM RIGHT TO LEFT / UNDER 2% GROUP + OF THREADS ~ | STURN NEEDLE BEFORE DRAWING THROUGH 1 [His idea is the result of an ex- periment. A friend had a set linen buffet, of sadly out-of-date white drawn work scarves for serving and dining table, dining room was being done over with touches of turquoise blue in the draperies and wall paper, s0 she had the match, They that simplest part of drawn work design was were the linen in var and scarves throughout the coarse mats house, While the turquoise scarves those in golden yellow and a bedroom set in soft rose were also full of charm. The sketch shows how the drawn work looking for 18 done. something Just pull out the threads of the an inch wide. hemmed at the same time the out- Just follow these No other directions are whipped. sketches. cerized thread in a matching color. NOTE: Jook 1-SEWING, for | of these two books should send in | their orders at once, as no more will be available when the present sold. Your choice of the QUILT LEAFLET illustrat. {ing 36 authentic patchwork | stitches; or the RAG RUG LEAF- { LET, will be included with orders | both books for present, ut the offer may be withdrawn Leaflets are 6 cents ordered without {| copies stock 1s for the 3 une » should have copies of se books containing 96 HOW TO SEW articles by Mrs. Spears, that have not appeared in | the paper. Send your order at i once to Mrs. Spears, 210 S. Des- plaines St., Chicago, Ill. | Mistakes Make Humble The best of men and the most earnest workers will make enough of mistakes to keep them humble. | Thank God for mistakes and take | courage. Don't give up on ac- | count of mistakes.—Moody. Novelties, Readers who have not secured their copies ASK ME ANOTHER A Quiz With Answers Offering Information on Various Subjects The Questions 1. What is a Texas leaguer in baseball? 2. Who crossed the Rubicon? 3. What is the difference be- | tween a savage and a barbarian? 4. What would result if all the | 5. Among the 12 signs of the | zodiac are four that represent ani- mals. Which are they? 6. Is there any difference be- unconscious? 7. Why was it said that if Cleo- | patra’s nose had been shorter the | whole face of the world would | have been changed? 8. How did the dandelion get its | name? | 9. What is the significance of the | name "‘Prospice,”” the title of one 10. A donkey-engine, though do- | ing a lot of donkey work, has in Can you name four other hyphen- + the animal? The Answers both. 2. Caesar and his army. savage and civilized. blended together give white. 5. Leo (lion), Taurus (bull), Ar- 68. The first usually denotes go- ing from the unconscious to the conscious state. The reverse is the case in the other. 7. To convey the idea that if Cleopatra had been less attractive she would not have enslaved Ju- lius Caesar and Mark Antony. 8. From the French ‘dent de lion,” meaning a lion's tooth, re- ferring to the leaves of the plant. 9. It is interpreted as meaning “Look Forward.” 10. Pig-iron, dog-watch, horse- chestnut, monkey-wrench., CLE {ld 87 In the Cause { It is the cause, and not the | death, that makes the martyr.— i Napoleon I. ily dedigestible meter] 4 eibmde. Guiddly dieowed 1 tebe easily Badin prepeid tor $5.50 ww United Santer. McDowell Mfg Co. 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