TGOTA f) 4 (ALF // if ar GEE THEN YOU 4WONT BE ABLE TO PLAY WITH § THE TEAM ) ‘ EON YOU TRAPPED THIS ~ PHEASANT: CENTRE HALL, PA. Uncle Phil? Y ays: “a 4 It Seldom Happens The best news a pessimist can hear is the coming true of one of his predictions. A mother can start her son in his infancy to like her cooking, { but a bride has not that ad- | vantage with her husband. When you feel sour and cross, | look at yourself in the mirror. { That ought to be a cure, | Distinctive Difference i Great minds run in the | channel. But a channel | rut, | Always behave so discreetly | that you will not regret putting your name in your hat. | Dictatorship may do something for democracy yet—through the reaction that results from them. ' A Prime Requisite | To influence people for good you must believe in them. Even if a gman isn't well up in the social scale, he dislikes being { cut by his barber. We think American good sense will bring the country through; but can we be sure it is inexhaust- ible? same is not a Safety Squibs A telegraph pole never hits an auto except in self-defense. Better come to a dead stop at a stop sign than to come to a stop dead, If you want to ride in safety, see that the nuts on the wheels are tight and the nut at the wheel isn't, Many a woman thinks she can drive as well as a man, and, too often, it's the sad, sad truth, An ounce of pressure on the brakes is worth a pound on the horn. Burning the midnight oil doesn’t do much good if it's cyl- inder oil, Courageous Asking I am prejudiced in fave who, without impudence car boldly. He has faith in humanity, and faith in himself. No one who is not accustomed to give grandly can ask nobly and with boldness Lavater. HOW. O v ov? ——— SEW 2BRIGHT BLUE 3 YELLOW 4 DARK GREEN SBRIGHT RED 6 WINE RED your collection. Use wool rags in strips 3&-in wide and a cro- i chet hook with %-inch shank. 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