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By
J. Millar Watt
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ATTACHMENT
Friend—I hear the deputy sheriff
is after Clara.
Police Chief-Yes. 1 believe he
has an attachment for her,
DID YOU MAKE
THAT
SPLIT PEA
Soup
I TOLD YOu
ABOUT
-
NO!
YOU CANT WAVE THAT
TILL TOMORROW =
ALL DAY TO
SPLIT TUE
Spoils the Fun
Mrs. De Style~l think a woman
should put her best efforts in dress
to please her husband.
Mr. Facts—1 can't see where
friend husband gets much joy out
of it unless her father pays the bills.
Bad ‘Grammar!’
“Over there,” said the host, *
my grandma's ashes.”
Oh," commiserated the guest.
“She's passed on, eh?”
“No, Pe said the host.” She's just
too lazy to look for an ash tray.”
“He's a man of straw.”
‘He's in his heyday, they say.”
EARLY FILIAL FIDELITY
One of the clerks at the employ-
ment agency was a bit of a wit,
and he was preparing to gain a
laugh at the expense of the next in
line,
“Where were you born?" he asked
the man, a Scotchman.
“Glasca’,’” was the reply.
“Glasgow! Whatever for?” con-
tinued the funny one.
“l wanted to be near mother,”
said the other with devastating
meekness.
Call the Union!
A little girl had beeh to church
for the first time. When she re-
turned home her mother asked her
what she tho ught of church.
“1 like it * she said,
“but there was one thing I didn’t
think was fair.”
What was that, dear?”
mother.
“Why, one man did all the work
and then another man came around
and got all the money.
ASSOCIATION
asked her
es —
Mr. Jones (viewing
Wh it a stupendous
Mrs. Jones—Robert,
you turned off the
room before
Niagara)—
sight!
are you sure
water in the bath
we left home?
His Middle Name
Teach er—! What is your
young man
New Boy
A
name,
y—Tommy Jones.
And what is your other
your middle name?”
“Don’t, miss."
“Don’t? Are you
your middle name?”
“Well, they're always calling me
Tommy Don't at home.” Stray
stories.
sure
And Licenses?
“We were out on the steppes of
Siberia in our sleigh,” related the
‘woman's club’ explorer. “‘Sudden-
ly we heard an awful yowling—and
soon, looking back, we could see the
dark muzziles of bloodthirsty
wolves!”
“Gracie gasped a sweet
you ] ng. “How fortunate for
you “th ey had on their muzzles!”
gs!"
Two Good Reasons
“You never read the weather pre-
dictions?"
“Nope. 1 skip 'em for two rea-
sons, One is that there's no use o'
Worry ing about what you can't help,
an’ the other is that you never can
rely on a prophecy till after it's
tome true, an’ then it’s too late to
make any difference.”
No Danger
Teacher—Jimmy, is it true that
your mother has dipht! heria?
Jimmy--Yes, ma'am,
“But don’t you know you mustn't
come to school? You might get it
to the whole class.”
“No, ma'am; it's only my step-
mother, an’ she never gives me
nothin'l"”
Annoying
Aged Patient—I'm very much con-
Doctor—That's nothing. Many
elderly people do. 1 do.
Patient—That's different. The
trouble with me is that I'm such a
confounded bore!
FAST FELLOW
“Frank's car is a speed
why does he say it is slow?’
wie use it can't keep up with
, 1 suppose.”
one
That Snore
Smith—My wife and I suffer from
alternate insomnia.
Brown -- Alternate insomnial
What is that?
Smith—Whichever gets to sleep
first keeps the other awake all night,
Can't Help It
“ls your father always as glum
as this?”
“By no means. He laughs twice
a year—spring and autumn--when
the women's new hats come in," w=
Philadelphia Bulletin,
In Nutrition; Tells Where to Obtain This Mineral
By C. HOUSTON GOUDISS
HERE are at least 11 different mineral salts which are
essential to the structure or functioning of human
But of these, only four—calcium, phosphorus, iron
and iodine—require the careful consideration of the home-
That is because a diet which furnishes adequate
amounts of these four will automatically provide the others.
But when the diet is deficient in any one of these four min-
erals, disastrous consequences«
may result.
cult for young women whose
vere deformed
pele
It is therefore of the utmost Vic bones v , rick-
importance that every homemalk- | ©'8 in their early
er should know something of | A Low-Phosphorus Diet
their functions, and what foods | was found that rickets may
supply them. In this article, we | be associated with a low-phosphor-
shall deal specifically with phos- the calcium
phorus. content is high. And investigations
also determined that there is a
seasonal tide of blood phosphorus
which corresponds to the amount
of available Sunlig ht. led to
written, that fithe real
years,
gdiet,
Versatile Phosphorus
aid that if the biog-
elements could be
It has been s
raphies of the
NOE phorus
the most
sting of all. reper uti
lizatic { 1 And foley
it is oll tach od that rickets
can be prevented, or cured, by a
diet containing liberal amounts of
phosphorus, calcium and vitamin
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inorganic
This mineral is indispensable for
all the active tissues of the body |
and likewise helps in regulating
the neutrality of the blood, It is
found abundantly in nerve tissue.
Needed for Teeth and Bones
ones and avi¥az a ¢
a ii Jad rid a LAD Reha A § »
90 per cent 1 And both teeth and bones will
shorus of »
‘ enefit, as well
in d aq per cent of the
gene ral
EY here to F ind Phosphorus
Every
he memal
Both these minerals are required |
in generous amounts, but almost | *°
twice as much phosphorus as cal- | |
cium should be supplied every |
day. Moreover, children should| ™
have about one-and-one-half times |
a3 TOU adults. 10 | beans are both valuable sources
eas i384 SLID, ’ 1 t
ents for growth | Of phosphorus. So are whole grain
on ad soft BTOWHI- | cereals and lean meats. In fact,
i 1 anc soit issues | . i i
ie t Ussues| cereals and meats have this in
need as well as the !
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€
be prep
mineral in the
Egg yolk and dried
ch phosphorus as
bones. a > dicta common-—both are rich in phos-
RIE thine woittot tipi phorus and deficient in calcium.
I A NY Whole grain breads are likewise
bunes, the Ph SpAGTu. Hed on Jr | important for their phosphorus
Jo rood. Hence, We! content. And on a percentage ba-
a.” this mineral dur- cheese ranks very high as a
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vided
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Phosphorus and Rickets
If a child's diet is deficient in|
phosphorus or calcium, or if con- |’
ditions are not favorable for their | °
proper absorption, rickets will oc- | °
cur. This devastating nutritional
disease may result in deformities
of the chest and pelvie bones, as
well as the more familiar bow | **
legs and knock-knees,
Investigators
years in
vent
sis,
! carrier ht this ‘mineral,
I ala
+
rge per-
be re-
only
Ee
ains
have spent many
discovering how to pre-
and cure this disease which | sels spr
» . i wits,
has made life miserable for so | Milk supplies phosphorus
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many children and which has far- | not in Sue] generol 3
3 ! Vs i 3 ke, UE
reaching effects that carry over a H .
int 3 154 i” eer 4 ja cium. owever,
into later life. For example, adults the rule of a Q
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who have bow-legs or a pigeon for every ch 3 a an
» ides Q an
ras § PS £ 3 00a | s 4 - Ts >
bycast A ole ul ” oh id “ adult, you will co ontribute materi
CLS, way $B ~“COnSCION i
€ a nays SeU-COnScious | ally to the phosphorus and cal-
their defects. And |
, | cium content of the diet.
motherhood may be far more diffi- OW NU -C. Houst Bn Goudiss— 183564,
4 ough
amounts as
if you follow
art of milk dally
d a pint for each
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tains may also be made iy the red
oilcloth,
With the help of Book 1, SEW-
ING, for the Home Decorator, you
can make many of the things you
have been wanting for your home.
Book 2-—-Embroidery and Gifts, is
full of ideas for ways to use your
spare time in making useful
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Enclose 50 cents for both books,
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Moen
ern looking that they have given
our living room an entirely new
appearance. Right now 1 need
an idea that will pep up my kitch-
en windows. Everything is up to
date but the curtains, They look
old fashioned. The color scheme
is red and white, but please don't
tell me to use red and white
checked gingham because I have
done that before.—J. B.”
Alright, no checked gingham!
How sbout some nice crisp dotted
swiss with the widest red rick rack
you can find for the edge? Then
make a border around the top and
sides of the window by pasting
scalloped red oilcloth on the win-
dow frame, using wall paper
paste. Cut the oilcloth in strips
first, then mortise the corners by
cutting them on the bias. Start
marking the scallops at the cor-
ners, as shown here, making the CORES
center Sop Scallop wider than the
others. tie-backs for the cur-
Gentle and Strong
Gentle in manner, strong in per
formance. ~Claudio Aquaviva.
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