OUR COMIC SECTION Events in the Lives of Little Men no! SHE HAS TO DEPEND ON CURVES ! MA DOESN'T ANGLE FOR COMPLIMENTS, POP! By J. Millar Watt ID ave EVERYTSODY Some. MON EY ¢ Tur THEN Youd Te Ri64T TdAcCK wHere “You STARTED DoNT Have ANY WH EN I STARTED- Live, Deacon—Well, Dr. Jones, 1 hope by this time you are making many new friends in the church? Reverend Jones — 1 think so, thanks, though as 1 was preaching last Sunday I thought I had more nodding acquaintances than friends. Friend—-The jack of all trades is seldom worth much. Artist—Worth more than the jack of most professions, I'll say! partment is dopey. Drummer—Time flies, doesn’t it? a tn YWe ll I beat time. ne the pipe.” OW-10 SEW by— Ruth Wyeth Spears «32 FIT COVER AROUND CHAIR J SUPPORTS, AND FASTEN gill WITH SNAPS — MAKE SIDE OPENINGS LONG ENOUGH TO SLIP OVER WIDEST PART OF BACK er 7 ; Pe = ——] FRILL COVERS A difficult slipcover problem, “ EAR MRS. SPEARS: yooks have to do so many things that I am | a curved line across the front and turning to you for help. 1 want|carving at the top of the front to make slipcovers for the living- | legs. You can make slipcovers, all / types of curtains and many other The job com- things for your home with pletely baffles me. 1 Your | to whip it to the long edges. young ones the upholstery is soon chairs. Can you suggest any way | pictures, and you that a removable cover can be | the lovely things made for it? B. A.” { wanting for your home. If you are prepared to make | is for those who enjoy fancy many neatly fitted openings al-| on useful artic the home; most any type of chair may be | and useful novelties, to be made slipcovered. Either bindings or| in spare time. Books are 25 cents facings may be used to finish | each: edges where seat and back covers | free leaflet on patchwork are cut around arms and supports. | when you order ¥here there are so many open- is FREE with two books. ings of different lengths, snap {as- | Address: Mrs. Spears, 210 S. teners are generally more satisfac | plaines St., Chicago, Il tory than zippers. If snap fasten- | er tape is obtainable it saves time learn to make you have been ¥ 1s Wore don't forget to ask for the quilts, both books: the leaflet | — | Ground covered with trees Ask Me Another breeds no weeds. Neither does a i mind occupied with good thoughts oO A General Quiz have room for bad ones.— Bascom { Anthony. i i Unele PPhil¢ Says: Then He Isn't One In this world it is impossible to prove to a fool that he is one. But he finds it out himself, sometimes, A man who has ‘only 85 and gives half of it to charity isn’t called a philanthropist, but why isn't he? The validity of a bronze is seldom disputed, Fashion Is to Be Chie Present fashions in ladies’ hats prove that it isn't always neces sary in feminine hats that they be sensible, A stranger cannot stop a bark- ing dog by scolding it. A rolling stone gathers no moss, but quite often one that in’ roll accumulates n A Sage Said It: “Two children aren't a family, but just a replacemen It takes at least three to gain ground.” Bless the man with a light purse who still hath not a heavy heart. statue thir OVINE ou v not hel: one men Coes, tg oy at Is liscovered that 31d tall Couila alk i u if wood was not defeat~ de of two UOTES 4; Hever ¥ onto 1 U ICK b= pi! | | FAIR PLAY FOR ALL js UR country is great not because | the majority or the powerful rule. | It is great because the minority is pro | tected and the less influential respected.” { ~U. S. Senator Elbert D. Thomas. The Questions 1. Which is correct, “Share it between you'' or “Share it among you''? 2. Of what English king was it said that "He never said a foolish erage motor car? 4. How many persons are neces- | “ . 1 sary to constitute a riot? | : i 5. What is the difference ,be- tween scissors and shears? 6. Which is the world's longest river. 7. What is the origin of notches | in coat lapels? 8. What is the difference be- tween an alligator and a croco-| dile? . The Answers 1. “Between you” for two peo- | ple. "Among you'' for more than | two people. 2. It was said of Charles IIL 3. There nre approximately 17,- 645 pieces ussembled in an aver- age motor car, according to Mill and Factory. 4. In law, three or more persons, 5. The cutting blade should be six inches before scissors can be 6. The Missouri-Mississippi— 7. The notch is said to have orig- insurance against unnecessary Motor Oil is rich pure as a secret badge of their parti- 8. The snout of an alligator is S41: Lv | — frm | LET UP_ LIGHT UP A CAMEL OFTEN! I FIND CAMELS MILD, BETTER FOR STEADY SMOKING