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It Must Be Admitted
Waiter Was Not Tactful
The customer was raging and
fuming as the manager came up.
“What is the matter, sir?”
asked the manager.
“Discharge that waiter
once!” demanded the diner,
Regarding the boiled egg which
had been served, the manager
said:
“I'm very sorry about this egg,
sir, but I can't discharge the wait-
er for that. After all, he wasn’t
to know that there was a chicken
nit”
“Perhaps not,” snapped the
customer. “But when 1 told him
there was, he needn't have taken
away my spoon and brought me a
knife and fork.”
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Norse Seamen
Hardy, indeed, are Norway's
seamen. Though Norway ranks
forty-seventh in population
the major nations, her
Hill-Climbing’ Boats
A unique steamship service op-
erates between the East Prussian
towns of Elbing and Deutsch-
Eylau, a distance of 40 miles. Part
of the trip is made on a canal and
part on a railroad, whose special-
ly designed trucks pick up the
little vessels and quickly carry
them over four long hills, These
“hill-climbing boats’ have ren-
dered unnecessary the construc-
tion of 20 locks.—Collier's Weekly.
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is wise to use only the very best
motor oil in an expensive car.
Buy it does not follow that cheap
oil should be used in lower priced
cars. The experience of millions
Free Quaker State
longer.—Adv,
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| merchant marine is fourth largest
| in the world, Since the days of
| the Vikings, Norwegian seamen
| have specialized in long ocean
{ trips. Even today they carry most
| of the cargoes from America's
| Gulf states to Europe.
{| In the days of sailing ships, too,
| Norwegian skippers began taking |
| their families to because
ocean voyages took many months. |
{ The sailors’ superstition that
{ women are bad luck to a ship
| never bothered them. i
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he recognized and treatment
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et rid of excess poisonous body waste.
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Can Attract Men
Here's good advice for a woman during her
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she'll lose her appeal to men, who worries
about hot flashes, loss of pep. dizzy spells,
upset nerves and moody spells.
Get more fresh air, 8 hrs. sleep and if you
need 8 good general system tonic take Lydia
E. Pinkham's Vegetable Compound, made
especially for women. It helps Nature build
up physical resistance, thus helps give more
At to enjoy life and assist calming
jittery nerves and disturbing symptoms thet
often accompany change of life, WELL
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The bum approached the prospect.
“Say, mister,” he asked, “can
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The citizen dug into his pocket
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das hed time of b
wild today.
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