By JOSEPH W. LaBINE New Yorkers are casting wor- ried glances across the Hudson these days. Those who will brave the ‘‘outer world’ that lies over the river may some day visit Jersey City and see for themselves. Jersey City, they allege, is in the grips of a tyrant, a dicta- tor, a reborn Huey P. Long. His name is Frank Hague. Mayor Hague has undoubted- ly ruled all New Jersey at least 10 years, probably more. He made A. Harry Moore a United States senator, later a gover- nor. More recently he sent his personal attorney, John Milton, to the upper house in Washing- ton. Since 1913 he has been in absolute control of Jersey City, an overgrown community of 315,000 souls lying within eye- shot of Manhattan's towers. Frank Hague is a smart poli- tician. Behind his multi-col- ored exploits lies a genius for grasping votes and power by methods that are exasperating but legal. When a legislative commit- tee recently tried to seize Hudson county vote records (on a charge of election fraud), Hague packed off on a Florida vacation and his assist- ant in charge of the books was re- ported ill. This prompted a New York newspaper reporter to com- ment that the official “has been in- disposed on other occasions when investigations involving his office were in progress.” At another time, in 1928, Hague “testified’”’ before a legislative com- practically every question fired at him. And He Sat Down! The height of Hague's impudence arrived one night in 1932 when to gathering. Mr. just warming up to a large outdoor crowd when Hague, pulling at his | coat, snapped: “That's enough. Sit down.” The future President of the United | States sat down. Currently Frank Hague is in the headlines as a C. I. O. baiter. He has refused to open the civic doors to John Lewis’ organizers. They cannot hire a hall; Hague's effi- cient police simply run them out of town. The mayor, who once thought- lessly boasted that ‘‘I am the law,” has arranged convenient legal | weapons to best the C. I. O. One law prohibits distribution of non- | commercial literature, like C. I. O. | pamphlets. Another enables police | to arrest anyone who can’t give sat- | shadows of Manhattan, “I am the penn by throwing tremendous and unexpected support to the league | last election. He pounces on weak City commission. public safety, a tailor-made situa- corrupt lot of deadwood into an or- ful young men. Whether his aim police foundation was the Jersey medical center. Behind this splendid nine-building institution is litical each day to St. Francis’ hospital. There she received sympathy-—the life was saved. Hague never forgot the stories his mother told him of those daily trips. Today's medical center has been a life-long ambition, a humanitarian isfactory reason for his presence on Jersey City streets, thereby land- ing C. 1. O. organizers in the city cooler. Today Frank Hague's well-oiled political machine depends on such unique implements as the $25,000,- 000 medical center (third largest in the United States and far too im- posing for such a small city) and a government that is really efficient, albeit expensive, To understand this amazing situation one must exam- ine the background, from the time young Frank Hague was an aspir- ing Democtatic boss in Jersey City’s second ward. That was in 1008. Started as Custodian. Unimportant, but ascending, Hague's first job was custodian of the city hall at $2,000 a year under Mayor Otto H. Wittpenn. Later, as commissioner of the street and wa- ter board, he made friends both with administration forces and the lusty Commission Government league. In 1913 Hague admittedly played a ‘‘double-cross’’ on Witt- institution which nevertheless reeks of politics. Let the Mayor Pay! Any resident of Jersey City may enter this 2,000-bed hospital and re- ceive the benefit of every medical treatment known to modern science. Providing, of course, that the pa- tient says he is poor. But rich and poor take advantage of this unique enterprise which costs taxpayers about $000,000 a year. Of 108 dis- charged patients investigated re- cently, 30 were said to have been treated at public expense when they were able to pay for hospitalization. “Have your baby on the mayor,” is popular advice to expectant moth- ers since the Margaret Hague ma- ternity hospital was opened. Yes, and have your tonsils out, or take a rest cure. But don't forget how to vote next time an election rolls around! Elections are an important event, too. Every hour all the votes cast in each district are telephoned to Hague, who compares returns with a table showing hourly votes in the sible leaders to task. Last November, when Senator Moore (a Hague puppet) was elect- were cast for babies and dead peo- ple, illegally listed in the registra- Such allegations have been made after previous elections, but legislative investigations Small Salary, Big Fortune. Not the least puzzling feature of his ability to would be invaded. One investiga- certain real estate transactions at the expense of taxpayers. The may- or lives in a fine apartment suite in Jersey City, keeps an elaborate at Deal and (it is ters in Manhattan, Personal banker and attorney for the mayor is John Milton, the new Himself a sub- considerable investigation, admits having paid for $125,000 Deal estate. ed Harry Moore. of This trick has popped up be- fore federal income tax agents sev- eral times but the mayor, bland as usual, refuses to have his privacy invaded. Milton is equally suave. When investigators began nosing in his di- rection, he calmly announced that a few days ago he'd decided to retire and—so sorry—but all his rec- ords had unfortunately been de- stroyed. What will eventually happen to this dictatorship? Undeniably, the Hague machine has a hold on its constituents that can be compared only to Huey Long's Louisiana re- gime a few years back. Recently, when 26 congressmen wrote Hague in protest over ‘‘wholesale arrest and deportation’ of labor organiz- ers, they received a reply that “ev- erything is under control . . and don’t worry." “1 Am the Law!” A few days later, irked, Mayor Hague sponsored a mass meeting attended by thousands of the faith- ful, one of the largest gatherings Jersey City has ever seen. There a select roster of speakers re-affirmed the community's faith in the man who says, “I am the law.” No moral can be drawn from the career of Frank Hague, because it is not yet ended. The strange fea- ture is that boss control over Jer- sey City and New Jersey in gen- eral has been the vogue many years, yet it took a handful of C. I. O. organizers to bring it into the public eye. Equally strange is the seeming efficiency with which Jersey City is governed. High taxes seem to be the only objection, and even that all-important item is sometimes for- gotten by zealous Hague henchmen. The mayor himself sums up the conditions prevailing in his unusual city with the following typical speech: “Taxes are higher here because we had to pay for progress. We were just about bankrupt 20 years ago. The city is a city now and business is beginning to pick up. But let me point out one thing about the town. The burden of taxation is being borne not by the house. holder and the small business man as in other cities, but by corpora- tions whose shoulders are broad!” That makes 'em smile. Next time there's an election, they'll vote far Hague! © Western Newspaper Union. AAAAAAALALLAMAALADAMAAMLALY, WHO'S NEWS THIS WEEK... By Lemuel F. Parton AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAALAAAAAAS EW YORK.—Many a good news yarn has been spoiled by the necessity of ‘getting the story in the lead,” as they say in the news- aper shops. This Story That Dor asks in- Has Kick dulgence for sav- at the End ing the kick in this one for the end, noting merely that it is a happy ending. In recent years, there have been so many unhappy fade-outs, from Sam Langford to the League of Nations, that any- thing in the line of an unexpect- ed Garrison finish rates a bit of 1 In Maxwell street, Chicago, long before the fragrance of Bubbly there was a book-stall which was osophers, some white-bearded and They wolfed clamorous intellectual zeal. books and started ish extras. Sweatshop throng in after a and get in on the Wrinkled, merry, mischievous lit- He used to circulate a lot around this and other Maxwell street book- shops, and many Erasmus of times the state of Sweatshops Illinois was saved Makes Peace '"° calling militia because B along to referee an argun He man salty, he expense sno was a sweatshe of amazing erudition, colloquial meshed in the tangle of print ! He used to tease speech, nev ruage around hin his friend, Jane Addams, Hull house, by call workers the poor." of nearby ment of the Utopians, boil of d averages or somethin was the first of sweatshop economi light and learnin Ghetto. Bisr QO tlie daughler nan The Bisnos Pass Beyond Cur Ken to sav the wt would hear from Beatrice day. But the world regardless of Sir and all the other philoso; the Bisnos passed beyond the of this writer. About twelve years ago, I had a visit from Francis Oppenheimer, 8 New York journalist. Beatrice Bis- no was his wife, She was going to rite a book, and did I know of a quiet hide-out where she could write it? I sent them to the old Hotel Hel- vetia, No. 23 Rue de Tournon, in Paris. She sat in the nearby Lux- and wrote her spread cago's sts who g through Chi had a bright-eved, clever ed Beatrice, one several chil Old sages, Max- street, usec of dren up and down well book. They came home and the book lishers' offices. The smash of 1929 took the last of their savings. Today heimer. “We finally threw the bock in an ner money to give it one more ride. Weeks passed. Beatrice fell ill. There came a letter from Live- right, the publisher. I knew it was another rejection and didn't want to show it to Beatrice. But Her eves were glazed. slipped from her fingers and fell to And in the same mail today, there new book, ‘“To- morrow's Bread,” Big Prize by Beatrice Bisno, With Novel prize award, the judges being Dorothy Canfield Fisher and Fannie Hurst. 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