Unele Phil
Says:
Where He Wants to Be
A man generally shuns an invi-
tation. Why? Simply because ac-
cepting, knocks him out of the
dull, stupid rut he is always com.
plaining of.
The man who has affection for
you may be under an illusion,
but, oh, let it never be dispelled.
I slept, and dreamed that life
was Beauty; I awoke, and found
that life was Duty.
Can't Fool 'Em
Don't argue to young people
know better.
It's rare.
Two great talkers
travel far together.
A chronic knocker is angry
when everybody agrees with him
and he has to dry up.
Little at a Time
Everything is to be accom-
plished bit by bit.
will
comes more intellectual,
man heart,
ficient, but the wise frequently
ask for further enlightenment,
Two perfectly useless
fashions. Both are inexorable.
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BRISBANE
THIS WEEK
Two March Side by Side
Once All Walked
In 75 Years, Much Done
Another Milton Needed
Germany and Italy, meaning Hit-
ler and Mussolini, are said to be
working together
closely. They are
to control Aus-
trol might
please that
tensely Catholic
country too well,
Germany's
ence will
crease along the
Danube. Ger-
many and Italy
that possible,
with nobody
Arthur Brisbane clined to fight
about it,
In return for recognizing Italian
| sovereignty in Ethiopia Hitler is to
have important
cessions.
A million years ago, when our
thing to eat, preferably some fee-
ble human being easily killed, ev-
body rides. Across George Wash-
ington bridge over the Hudson river,
opened five years ago, about 100,-
{ 000,000 human beings have crossed
| in 31,000,000 automobiles, while
| fewer than 1,000,000 have crossed on
| foot. Busses alone carried 11,638,000
over the bridge.
How rapidly progress moves once
it starts! Seventy-five years ago,
both sides of our country were con-
nected by telegraph for the first
time. Now men talk around the
| world by radio. Seventy-five years
ago they only talked across the con-
| tinent, now they fly the continent
and on beyond, across the Pacific
ocean.
Those hostile to new ideas might
remember that a little more than
seventy-five years ago men were
beaten for re-election to congress
because, as the voters put it, “they
were foolish enough to vote money
to experiment talking over wires.”
They were defeated for willing-
ness to have the government try
out Morse's electric telegraph idea.
Berlin reports that German book-
sellers must sell, and Germans must
ment thinks they ought to sell and
read. The public will be compelled
with “loving force' to read what is
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SPEAKING on the question of
trial marriages, a well known
writer said, “There should be no |
need for trial when two people |
know their own abilities and have |
measured themselves accurately.
Two people who understand them- |
selves will never, I believe, have |
any difficulty living happily to-|
gether after marriage.”
That is a new slant on the ques-
tion of success in marriage, sup-
tional fame. Not ‘Know thy hus-
—or “wife,” but ‘know
And, come to think of it, isn't
most of the discontent and dissat-
isfaction in marriage traceable to
illusions about the other person? |
How many women’s dissatisfac-
certain other man?
Prince Charming originates in an
A school teacher put this ques-
tion to a group of children: “What
are the loveliest things you know,
persons not counted?”
Here is the list of one girl: The
scrunch of dry leaves underfoot,
the feel of clean clothes, climbing
up hill and looking down, hot wa-
ter bottle in bed.
Here is one boy's list: The feel
of running, looking into deep clear
mounted policeman’s horse,
feel of a dive, a thrush singing. —
Stanley High.
If all discontented wives would
look deeply unto themselves,
measure themselves, stop fooling
themselves, many might discover
that the other man they might
have
illusion; that the career of their
dreams is not a soft snap and a
joy forever; but a grueling, ex-
worn them out if they had quali-
fied for it, which they probably
would have been unable to do; |
that they themselves are neither |
devastating beauties nor always
charming, but women who are |
frequently disappointing and diffi- |
cult to live with. They might dis- |
cover and admit to
that they are greatly in debt to
their husbands for many things
that make life easier and better
and more worthwhile—that they
would not get along so well with-
out them.
Then they might think more of
doing their part of trying to make
effort on the part of one must in-
evitably go a long way toward a
mutually happy and successful
marriage.
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That takes Germany back to the
Seventeenth century, when the Eng-
lish government decided that Eng-
lishmen must read only what the
government thought was good for
them.
All books must be submitted and
wait for approval before printing.
Along came a man named John
Milton with his book the Areo-
pagetica, printed by him without
| anybody's permission, denouncing
an infamous law that would control
men's minds and freedom of
| thought. That settled it; the law
| died.
Somebody will kill it in Germany,
in time.
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In the Spanish civil war, hostages
have been seized, on both sides,
including many women, and are
held with this threat: “If you kill
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England and other countries al-
most tearfully are begging both
sides in Spain to exchange hostages
instead of murdering them; the
British government officially ex-
| presses the fear that women ‘‘are
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