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Letting Them Know
Sandy joined a golf club, and
was told by the professional that if
his name was on his golfballs and
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they were lost they would be re-
turned to him when found.
“Good,” said the Scot, “put my
name on this ball.”
The pro did so.
“Would you also put M. D. after
it?” said the new member. “I'm a
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| What Luck the Lady
| Did Not Have OQuinsy
It was the evening of an inter.
i the mas-
ter of the house, who hoped it
would be a son, had
the floor, anxiously a
doctor. When the cian en-
tered the room the father seized
{ him by the arm and
“Is it a boy or a girl?”
“Tr-tr-tr——="" gasped the doc.
tor, who stuttered rather badly,
“Triplets!”
“Qu-qu-qu
doctor.
“Quadruplets! Man alive! Wha
is it you say!”
“No-n-no. Tr-tr-try to take it
qu-qu-quietly. It's a girl.”
Deen pad ing
waiting the
demanded :
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“I was run-down—
“ vos looked pale . . . lacked
a keen appetite . . . felt tired
e + « was underweight.”
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Joy and Grief
That happiness
longest thrive where
griefs alternate.
does
still the
joys and
REARLY DROVE
HER CRAZY
Got Quick
RELIEF
By Rubbing
Muscles were so y be.
sore she could a Rud
hardly touch them. Used Hamlins Wizard
for stiff, aching muscles. Why suffer? Get
8 bottle for speedy comfort. Pleasant odor.
MAMLINS
WIZARD OIL
For MUSCULAR ACHES and PAINS
Due to RHEUMATISM NEURALGIA
LUMBAGO CHEST COLDS
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17s smooths sailing
when you're staying at The
Claridge, Atlantic City's
newest and tallest beach.
front hotel. Here you're
high above the crowd, yet
just a step from the life and
gayety of the boardwalk.
European Plan: Single trom $4.
Double trom $6. Alo American