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THE SUNNY SIDE OF LIFE
Clean Comics That Will Amuse Both Old and Young
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only three women who turned in
good jobs of spying Mata Hari
was perhaps the greatest. Then
come Louis de Bettignies, whose
nom de guerre was Alice Dubois.
She was brilliantly successful
with the British Annemarie
Dresser, known throughout Eu-
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third. She was the head of Ger-
many's big spy school in Ant-
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