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The Similarities Test
In each problem of the following
test there are three words, The first
two bear a certain relationship to
each other, Write in a fourth word
which will bear the same relation.
ship to the third word that the sec-
ond does to the first,
1. Franklin D, Roosevelt,
States; Albert Lebrun, ~—
ou MAY be pe Albany-—New York Colum.
a a, .
BE ABLE 3. Steamboat, John Fitch:
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EGGS BUT 4, Inning, baseball ; chucker, —
CAN You 5. Gobl Desert, Asia: Sahara
GET Desert, =,
‘ROUND _ 6. Henry Morgenthau, Treasury:
Henry A, Wallace, ,
7. “Treasure Island,” Robert Louis
Stevenson; “The Lady of the
Lake? wu,
8. Mayor, city; Governor,
9. Al
ATINONSL, mw,
10. United
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States, Washington, D.
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PRAISES CHANGE
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Her husband marvels at her clear com 3
sparking eyes, new vitality, She » really a dif-
it person since she eliminated intestinal
sluggishness. What a difference 3 balanced com-
bination of natural laxatives makes. Learn for
pif! Give Nature's Remedy (NR Tablets)
#8 trial. Note how naturally they work, leaving
you feeling 1007, better, freshened, alive. Con~
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FRUITS-VEGETABLES WANTED!
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Baie responsibility sesures Pull dally retorne
Omer market guotations ore not
nduse shipments. Write or wire for them,
SCHLEY BROTHERS
Dependabie Hove
18 East Camden St. BALTIMORE, MD.
® Estobiwhed #0 years ond the only Wholesale
Comm ispson Firm mow operating | separate
locations and scies foros in Baltemove,
or mineral de
rivatives. 25¢,
all druggists,
Comyright,
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those who want to be foolish.
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ON FLOWERS « FRUITS
VEGETABLES & SHRUBS
Demand original sealed
botties, from pour dealer
We'll Pick the First
Which is best of the three—op-
timism, pessimism or indifference?
BILIOUS SPELLS
In bilious spells, one of the first
things to do is to take a dose of
Black-Draught to relieve the attend-
5 7 constipation.
fr. T. L. Austin, of McAdenville,
N. C, tells of having used Black-
Draught for a long time. “There is
a box full on my mantel, now,” he
writes. “I take it for biliousness, If
I did not take it, the dullness and
headache would put me out of busi-
ness, It is the quickest medicine to
relieve me.”
Black Draught is purely vegetable, It is
one of the most economical laxatives, §
in 25.cent packages containing 25 doses,
2 1938, by Conselidated News Features)
System
The milk wagon collided with an
auto and many bottles of milk were
broken.
A crowd gathered.
“Poor fellow,” sald a benevolent
looking man, “you will have to pay |
for this accident, won't you?" |
“Yes, sir,” sald the driver. i
“That's too bad, here is a quarter
towards it and I'll pass the hat for |
youl” |
After the crowd had contributed |
and dispersed, the driver gald to a
bystander:
"Ain't he the wise guy? That's the
boss." «Watchman Examiner,
L [TAKE Your GHANGE. In |
- WRIGLJEY'S /§ 21-80
WNU-4
Rid Yourself of
Kidney Poisons
Disgusted Boy Doll—Gee, I guess
I'll have to become a soldier,
WRIGLEY’S
7 PERFECT GUM
Punished in Full
Prosecutor—-Your Honor, the next
case is that of Duncan MacTavish,
He is charged with beating up his wife
because she lost a dollar,
Magistrate —Is the loss of the dollar
admitted?
“Yes, your Honor”
“Case dismissed. Losing the
is punishment enough
OANS PILLS