The Centre reporter. (Centre Hall, Pa.) 1871-1940, March 26, 1936, Image 6

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= ALL DAY 7 J DISHES ~ MAKE THE “3 a i MAY SHIRTS / SO THIS WEEK
er BEDS — CLEAN UP THE ee FUNNY | .
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Pretending Costs Money may be ropaired with adhesive tape
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STITCHES re to hold hot salt instead of water.
or A Japanese Widow Te a
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The Five Babies Are Well Try rolling doughnuts after frying
Democratic Edward VIII | in cinnamon and sugar. You may
Even imitation war is costly, Eng- | lke the flavor,
land's battleships, submarines and alr | . 9»
planes in the Medi Fill the coffee pot with cold water
terranean, intended | to which a tablespoon of baking soda
to intimidate taly has bean added and boll for O16
and keep down dis- | half hour each week. This will re-
content In Egypt, move the brown stain on inside of
WELL, IT SEEMS WE A BET Je He NB Ake img Yea) | ¥0% se
ARE ATouT To INDULGE N 7 Fr h20 Fil > OEPRINLS a England occasion- The glass which covers the indGl-
IN THE TASTEFULNESS ' Zl go ally discharges light | cator on your gas oven may be
OF SPRING CHICKEN ‘ N - / B “depth bombs” in | cleaned by wetting a stiff brush with
7 ‘ ; , 3 LC . the Mediterranean, | water, sprinkling liberally with a
: ; i “bringing Italian | scouring powder and rubbing over
submarines popping | glass,
like corks to the . 9a
surface.” Yet the A very fine sandpaper rubbed over
government tells | soapstone set tubs or sink before ap-
Arthnr Brisbane the house of com- | plying linseed oll and turpentine will
mons this Iimita- make tubs as smooth as when new,
tion war costs British taxpayers five . 2»
S hundred thousand pounds a month, Onion soup is delicious when grat.
ed parmesan cheese is sprinkled on
The twenty-four-year-old widow of top of it
Just Like That 4 Japanese officer who committed sul- . 9.9
rg rg PTY R cide after the recent rebellion sends Linseed oll applied to leather fur.
MANY TEETH A PERSON a letter of apology to “Your august niture makes it soft and pliabl
j* LLNS bas . . :
ag Ad AE SY majesty,” the Japanese emperor, say- gives a darker shade and inc
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Omi, MESCAL, a £ ous! :
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| ; 54 fore me, also sorrows for those who - . . —
rh A ha IAN iE fell.”
: A most serious people, the Japanese, Grow a garden of
particularily where
concerped: = “GRADUATES”
Doctor Dafoe, modest man from
A \ { : A (1 Canada, who unders is quintuplets, from 4 real seed
ANSWERS EE i 3 } vf BOS
R Lng SE : \ GLESTIONT] ‘ ‘ ing: “I believe the spirit of my hus its durability,
Nawaz er . i a : band, whose body lies in a coffin be- © Associated Newspapers, ~WNU Service,
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LL | Bd AEN . \ dropped In to say the five little girls
A BL Woniier, Trace Mark Rug. ©. 6 Pot. Ofiee) are doing well, fighting frequently, breeding institute
sign of a normal condition. They like
sleeping outdoors with the weather 30 Hires g For 80 years,
FINNEY OF THE FORCE By Tod O'Loughlin By Any Other Name Doss FRR below zero, but in daytime only. It : WL Ferry-Morse Seed
A eNEY/ wit ™ — —AND SO WE SAD EE ———— — TA FINKE) 4 would 4 ht you to see their red : Co., America’s
( \ Ln { Sou COME 4 THAT AFTER WE oo | Of NNER DiD~ Of « cheeks. os p greatest scientific
~ YES —Yes—ILL ' You HIS SIDE OF NIVER USE THiM Soap? hree hundred and seventy-five thou- 2 seed growing
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» TALK * HA AS mt 1 ‘ : pg A A | PRE-VERY- CATER 1REE WURRDS=-O! | |) asnd vistiors, nearly all from tue Unit. +3 cr ; ¢ organization,
{ Soo! A a = Tl PREVARICATOR | WOULDN'T CALL ENN EXNY BUDDY ed States, came to look through a fence through continu.
Ny > ktiahendinad tind / BUDDY THAT-AN' IE CALLS THAT] at the quintuplets last year: 500,000 ous yearly tests
i ps ( HE SEZ ©! DID—-HES are expected this year. The baby girls and with infinite care, has pro-
: are a wonderful advertisement for tected market and home gardeners
Canada. Many £0 to see them | againstdeteriorationinseed quality.
will buy farms and stay. Our foundation stock is de-
veloped at The Ferry-Morse Seed
A democratic young person is Edward Breeding Institute Stations at
the Eighth, new king of England and Rochester, Mich., and Salinas, Cal.
emperor of India. Broadcasting to This purebred stock is then used
200,000,000 that live under the British for seed production on our own
flag and occupy one-quarter of the = farms, or under our direct super-
earth's surface, he does not refer to | vision. The seed crops from this
them as “my subjects” or “my peo- stock are sold only after thorough
“REG’LAR FELLERS” ple,” as his predecessors did, but calls = tests have shown that they are 2
DION | HEAR YOU Om BOY! DO 1? THEYS | WELL, You'Re Jug’ RUN OUT TO THE them “fellow men.” proper quality and germination.
SAY ONCET THAT NUTHIN® 1 LIKE BETTERN THE FELLER I'm STORE FOR MOM! And Edward VIII does not refer to That is why — North, South,
YOU LIKED THE BN Tie ATOR LOOKIN FOR! LAN, GO , himself as “we,” which is customary East, West — you can buy seeds
ALLA TIME * ‘cr? : with other rulers. His father spoke | from the Ferry display in your
of “my empire” and “my dear people” neighborhood store with the great.
and called himself “we” est assurance that they will repro.
- duce true to type and quality.
President Roosevelt submits to con Look for the Ferry display be-
gress a plan to increase heavily in. fore planning your garden. Write
come taxes of corporations suspected for free copy of our Home Garden
of holding many billions of profits not Catalog. Ferry-Morse Seed Co.,
distributed. The taxes might run to Detroit and San Francisco.
over 33 per cent,
You never can tell what Wall Street THE FERRY-MORSE SEED
will think. President Roosevell's tax- BREEDING INSTITUTE
ation program sends stocks up. Per- . :
Devoted to improving ond maintaining the
haps Wall Street has no “undistributed gs
quality of Amerion's garden soeds.
By O. JACOBSSON reserves” Great industries will not
be forbidden reasonable cash sur- .
Slang's Use
pluses, presumably. Such a rule would Ql
im , snl. Slang peps up the conversation if
\ / : make expansion and increased employ it isn't the too cheap sort,
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ment impossible.
A joint resolution in the house and CLA bh BER GIRL
senate suggests a congressional medal
of honor for the late Gen. William
Mitchell, head of the American alr Wik “ AGAIN!
forces in the big war. Few congress. = -
men would vote against a tribute to
a man who fought so well for his coun Sweeps State Fair
try, and the medal would please his with 48 Awards
widow and children,
£0 1955. bs Conurtidernd Kes Passunie) If congress wants to honor the mem- % Bettering a previous year's record,
ory of General Mitchell as he would cakes, etc., baked with CLABBER GIRL
wish, 1t will build more airplanes and
BRONC PEELER Here Goes B. Oliver By FRED HARMAN lead the world in aviation instead of Baking Powder, won 48 awards at a
trailing,
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Ag Fe BE aT Tons Ky a ors i Gru’ Hira THAT “TRIAL x
A HOSS — WELL SEE ABOUT YET, Sut WE want RN IA Oat { | Hoss=— “TH WolsT Uncle Sam paying rent to Panama
THA chs es Fre nay Shots a CAGE Tis 1S bi HR Toss. — for the canal, offering the usual £250.
ah 000 rent Installment, was told: “No,
we do not take 00-cent dollars.”
Washington admits that while it may
try Interesting experiments with its
own money, and tell its own citizens
“Gold is too good for you," it has no
right to make the outside world suffer,
Panama will get an amount of money
equal to 250,000 of our dollars before
we slid off the gold basis and into the
“inflation bond” era,
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Sometimes government ownership |
| gets things done. Germany's postal
ministry opens the first long-distance | Or Is It Inherited?
televigion-telephone in the world, be Do colleges teach the “science” of
tween Berlin and Leipzig—the charge happy marriages?
for three minutes only £140, When
| you call up, a “strong, bluish light™ |
| Muminates your face, which is seen by |
| the person at the other end of the line, |
| That would have been improbable
| when telephones were installed in the |
Sometimes they wash a painting | big Parls exposition, not so long ago.
and find an old master.” . i ' etd THT:
“Many discoveries have been made | Four years ago the Lindbergh child | INSTANT
in that way, I know. Anyhow, it was kidnaped. Bruno Hauptmann, | [\ J LIGHTING
wouldn't hart to wash ours, my BUYER OFF convicted of the kidnaping and mur wo ho
dear, ; der, caught spending the marked gold ; bo Col
certificates that Lindbergh paid in a
vain effort to get back his child, Is
still alive,
It is sald that he will have another
reprieve, Our system of justice is not
hasty.
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™ PERFECT GUM 7) iol (3 The post office shows that efliciency
Cr : Tn | In government is not Impossible.
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