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HOUSE = : “ RAREL When a hot-water bottle leaks it
u Pretending Costs Money may be repaired with adbesive tape
A Japanese Widow to hold Lot salt instead of water,
The Five Babies Are Well 2,
I . Try rolling doughnuts after frying
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Democratic Edward VIII | In cinnamon and sugar, You may
Even imitation war is costly. Eng- | ike the flavor,
land's battleships, submarines and alr | . so»
planes in the Medi- | Fill the coffee pot with cold water
terranean, intended | ¢, which a tablespoon of baking soda
to intimidate Italy | hag heen added and boll for one
and keep down dis- | naif hour each week, This will re.
‘MATTER PO 4 7 content In Egypt, move the brown stain on inside of
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WELL, IT SEEMS WE : Ny yaa ov BE ny hy oi. England occasion-
ARE ABOUT To ND UL LE " & # ) ally discharges light
IN THE TASTEFULNESS : : : ' JE “depth bombs” In
PRIN ICKE s G : a ane
oF SPR 6 ir “ . Lr > % the Mediterranean, | gator sprinkling liberally with a
a) . ? J . Be % G “bringing Italian
\ scouring powder and rubbing over
£2 A : : 7 y Sg % > : — de submarines popping | jae
{ A 9 % . like corks to the $ & »
surface.” Yet the
government tells
The glass which covers the indi.
cator on your gas oven may be
cleaned by wetting a stiff brush with
A very fine sandpaper rubbed over
¢ soapstone set tubs or sink before ap-
Arthur Brisbane the house of com- | 00 1ih00ed ofl and turpentine will
mons tis imita- | oop. tubs as smooth as when new,
tion war costs British taxpayers five s 5»
hundred thousand pounds a month.
Onion soup is deliclous when grat.
ed parmesan cheese is sprinkled on
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The twenty-four-year-old widow of top of it.
a Japanese officer who committed sul- * » »
cide after the recent rebellion sends
a letter of apology to “Your august
majesty,” the Japanese emperor, say-
Sy 5 “AS AN AE Ty Ing: “I believe the spirit of my hus
: : band, whose body lies in a coffin be-
fore me, also sorrows for those who
tell” S———————————— T—
A most serious people, the Japanese, Grow a garden of
particularly where thelr emperor is
pa. “GRADUATES”
Doctor Dafoe, modest man from
Canada, who understands quintuplets, from a real seed
dropped In to say the five little girls
are doing well, fighting frequently,
sign of a normal condition. They like breeding institute
sleeping outdoors with the weather 30 PLL BZ,
——— below zero, but In daytime only. It ie 2; % Jor 99 ears,
FINNEY OF THE FORCE By Tod O'Loughlin By Any Other Name 5 would delight you to see their red ; 3 on - Ce. AT Fice’s
© Se Souturs Semper Saves checks,
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— — AND SO HE SAID — —
[FuneY/ wit THAT AFTER HE TOLD ol y ts Three hundred and seventy-five thou- i ; d v3
YES—Yes—ILL | Gang A You HIS SIDE OF Of NER Dib hy sand visitors, nearly all from the Unit. wy Te Kk 20eC growing
4 E NNER USE Thm - . . organization,
TALK HM AS minute 2 CASE, You = od States, came to look through a fence EB LE :
T° = "Gove | : Hh Te TA PRE -VERY- (ATER 2 TREE WURRDS=OI ed States c we to look through i fence ¥ through continu.
Linseed oll applied to leather fur-
niture makes it soft and pliable,
gives a darker ghade and Increases
its durability,
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; WOULDN'T CALL ENR at the quintuplets last year ; ’ ous yearly tests
Vy THAT=AN IF are expected this year, he baby girls : ¢ t
! Wf nna HES T are = wonderful ETE Cor and with infinite care, has pro-
- Canada. Many that go to see them tected market and home gardeners
will buy farms and stay. against deteriorationinseed quality.
Our foundation stock is de-
veloped at The Ferry-Morse Seed
Breeding Institute Stations at
Rochester, Mich., and Salinas, Cal,
This purebred stock is then used
for seed production on our own
farms, or under our direct super-
A democratic young person is Edward
the Eighth, new king of England and
emperor of India, Broadcasting to
200,000,000 that live under the British
flag and occupy one-quarter of the
earth's surface, he does not refer to 2
: " “ Vis " Th seed thi
them as “my subjects” or “my peo- 18i0n e crops from this
ple,” as his predecessors did, but calls SoeK are ssid oA ee Ywrough
“REG'LAR FELLERS” tiem *tellow. men." ave shown that they are o
- teamed f wn spall proper quality and germination.
DION’ 1 HEAR YOU OW BOY! DO 1? THEYS WELL, YOu RE JUS’ T0 THE aS awura VIG does nut roles 10 That is why — North, South,
SAY ONCET THAT NUTHIN® | UKE BETTERN THE FELLER I'm ’ im as ' h cust East, West — you can buy d
YOU UKED THE SWIMMIN' NN’ DIivIN' NN’ LOOKIN’ ” \ Magu oN
PLAYIN' IN THE WATER : with other rulers. His father spoke | op, Ferry display in your
' g “my empire” and “my de e " :
ALLA TIME : / 3 of HAJ spire and a Bear people neighborhood store with the great.
di J . est assurance that they will repro-
4 4 ;
President Roosevelt submits to con- duce true to type and quality.
. Look for the Ferry display be-
gress a plan to Increase heavily in- : y
: fore planning your garden. Write
come taxes of corporations suspected
of holding: many billloos of vrofits not for free copy of our Home Garden
of holding many ition il _ oy Catalog. Ferry-Morse Seed Co.,
over 33 er ut ry Detroit and San Francisco.
. ¥ iN.
You never can tell what Wall Street THE FERRY-MORSE SEED
will think. President Roosevell's tax.
ation program sends stocks up. Per BREEDING INSTITUTE
haps Wall Street has no “undistributed Devoted to improving ond maintaining the
reserves.” Great Industries will not quality of America's seeds.
ADAMSON’'S ADVENTURES A Small Boy's Dilemma be forbidden reasonable cash sur
pluses, presumably. Such a rule would Slang’s Use
make expansion and increased employ- Slang peps up the conversation if
ment impossible. it isn't the too cheap sort,
A Joint resolution in the house and |
A senate suggests a congressional medal L
\ of honor for the late Gen. William
® \ Mitchell, head of the American alr { i
; g forces In the big war. Few congress. =
men would vote against a tribute to
a man who fought so well for his coun- Sweeps State Fair
. he medal would pleas: his |
U1 Bh} Qe y | with 48 Awards
widow and children,
If congress wants to honor the mem- |
£5 1985, by Comuhuiad Sows Panseria) ory of General Mitchell as he would |
| wish, It will bulld more airplanes and |
lead the world In aviation instead of
BRONC PEELER Here Goes B. Oliver trailing.
2 Sroncs Sows Give, TANT Ts 1s one Ti w 3 re ST CUMS mito Th’ " : Uncle Sam paying rent to Panama
, BUT :
Wo ”
HOSS — WELL SEF ABOUT Bin ABLE TRIDE YA YET. Hoss for the canal, offering the usual $250.
Ae | GOTTA Hoss FER HIST Miri Hi RAHOLE Te ER N 7 STATES wen 000 rent installment, was told: “No,
Sut A PURE « Most FURR, we do not take 0f-cent dollars™
Washington admits that while It may
try Interesting experiments with its
own money, and tell its own citizens |
| "Gold Is too good for you,” It has no
right to make the outside world suffer,
Panama will get an amount of money
equal to 250.000 of our dollars before
id off the gold basis and into the eveyvien SNS
| "nfation BOLT a, | CLABBER HIT
| Rometimes government ownership | BAKING POWDER
gets things done, Germany's postal
ministry opens the first long-distance Or Ie It Inherited?
television-telephone in the world, be- n
tween Berlin and Lelpzig—the charge | D0 colleges teach the “science™ of
| for three minutes only $1.40. When | happy marriages?
you call up, a “strong, bluish light”
| MMuminates your face, which is seen by |
| the person at the other end of the ling. |
| That would have been Improbable
| when telephones were installed In the |
| big Paris exposition, not so long ago,
Sometimes they wash a painting
and find an old master.” : Four years ago the Lindbergh child |
“Many discoveries have been made I~ was kidnaped. Bruno Hauptmans,
in that way, I know. Anyhow, it - : convicted of the kidnaplng and mur.
wouldn't hurt to wash ours, my der, caught spending the marked gold |
dear.” certificates that Lindbergh paid in a
vain effort to get back his child, Is
still alive,
It is said that he will have another
reprieve, Our system of justice is not
hasty,
The post office shows that efficiency
in government Is not Impossible. No
private concern would send a letter
from Florida to Alaska for three cents,
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