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Whatever Goes Up Comes Down
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“Pasy money always goes quickly.”
“Yes. Nobody spends money quite
so recklessly as the man who has
just borrowed a sum.”
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NIIALITY
QUALITY
TWINS AND TONES
The twins were very much alike,
But their father, a plano-tuner, had his
own way of identifying them. He ex-
plained to the friend who was admir-
ing them that he told the difference
by pinching them.
“Heavens! You mustn't
You'll make them cry.”
“Precisely,” replied the
“that’s the whole secret. Listen. This
ove” —nip—*is evidently Willlam. He
erles on the high C. The other,
James” —nip—"is half a tone lower."
~Tit-Bits Magazine.
do that,
father;
IT'S BEING DONE
He-—You'd better
ble men are scarce.
She—1 suppose | could offer that as
an explanation.
Send Out a C. O. D.
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The Sunday school teacher
was tel)
of Paul, Incing
ship
+ her class the stors
t ho
Spoke
cou le
“3%
“Because,”
hs * asked the
explained the
“today all ships are
radio and
they se
Dealer.
teacher.
little girl,
equipped with
£0 soon as there is trouble,
nd out a C. 0. D."—Cleveland
lain
Make Believe Lana
Mother—Eat your spinach, Johnny.
Johnoy--Aw, ma, | don’t like It
Mother— Well, make believe you do
Johnoy—I'd rather make believe I've
eaten it!
Just Like That
conjurer was producing eggs
from a top hat. He addressed a boy
in the front row,
“Your mother can't get eggs without
hens, can she? he asked.
“Oh, said the boy.
“How's that?" asked the conjurer,
“She keeps ducks.” answered the boy.
The
yes."
Real Ancestry
“My ancestors were [llustrious. My
grandfather won the Derby.”
“That Is nothing.
cestors was the Trojan
.
One of an-
my
,
horse.’
FIFTY FIFTY
“Doesn't your wife complain when
you get home late to supper?”
“No. It's about an even break be.
tween such times and those when | get
home and find supper late on account
of the bridge club.”
Doubtfu’
Specialist—Could you pay for an
operation if 1 thought one was neces
sary?
sary If 1 could not pay for it?
An Exppensive Friead
McGurgle—] hear that yer auld
friend Hector has marrit a third
wife,
MGuip--Aye mon,
a verra expensive friend.
Getting Hot
Mother—Where Is it;
Jane--No; next to the radiator:
Valuable Stuff
Hubby-—Gee! | stopped just in time
to avold smashing that bottle,
Wifey-It would have been too bad
if we had cut a new tire.
Hubby—Tire! | wasn't thinking of
the tire. But there might be something
in the bottle.
The Sacrifices
Father—Your school life is costing
too much money. You'll have to cut
down On your expenses.
Son (in high school)=That's all
right, 1 can do without books.
Universe Is Pouring Out Its
Wealth to Lover of Nature
Daily the lover of nature gathers
the fruits of seed in the
ginning of the world, For him no
season is dull, for each Is successive.
ly absorbing. In
the awnkeni
forms of life: summer re
maturity all
brings fulfilment of
promises ;
with its
tion, All
rains of
the heats
ripen its fruits
sown be.
spring he is
ng of 1
I elie
i iy riad
veals the
creation: autumn
earlier
winter lulls life
of the resurree-
are The
3
spring nourish all nature:
to sleep,
Assurance
weathers one
of summer mature
: the frosts of win
give rest and peace;
Each i
morning life
thfough the noon it
and quiet of evening shed ti
dietion
He
seeks
jolces,
15 v
day
upon him
knows no dull
not hurry
delayed he may
never before seen
impatience is
is filled with
in middle age
hold his
awaits old age
is one with
~-Edward A. Preble,
moment ;
time, If he
discover
1G
something
and his
His
the joys of discovery;
by
forgotten,
man
youth
the marvels about him
interest undimmed;: 1}
with calmness, for he
the universe and is con-
tent,
Need for It
A man who padd
soon wants a larger craft.
lies his
own ca
Do You
Ever
Wonder
Whether the“ Fain”
Remedy You Use
is SAFE?
Ask Your Doctor
and Find Out
Don’t Entrust Your
Own or Your Family's
Well - Being to Unknown
Preparations
HE person to ask whether the
preparation you or your family
are taking for the relief of headaches
is SAFE to use regularly is vour
family doctor. Ask him particularly
about Genuine BAYER ASPIRIN.
He will tell you that before the
discovery of Bayer Aspirin most
“pain’’ remedies were advised
against by physicians as bad for the
stomach and, often, for the heart.
Which is food for thought if you
seek quick, safe relief.
Scientists rate Bayer Aspirin
among the fastest methods yet dis-
covered for the relief of headaches
and the pains of rheumatism, neu-
ritis and neuralgia. And the experi-
ence of millions of users has proved
it safe for the average person io use
regularly. In pour own interes! re-
member this.
You can get Genuine Bayer
Aspirin at any drug store — simply
by asking for it by its full name,
BAYER ASPIRIN. Make it a
point to do this — and see that you
ge! what you want.
Bayer Aspirin
And Glory in It
Why a hermit is a
cause he can have his own way.
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