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He pondered over the menu for quite
a long time, At last he looked up.
7 : . : 1 *1 see you have six of my favorite
dishes on the menu today, waiter,” he
said. * “Which do you specially recom-
mend?
The walter, whose position in the
restaurant expired at the end of the
week, sniffed.
“Well, sir,” he sald In a hoarse whis- a
per, “if 1 were you I'd take the stew
and have the whole lot!"—El Paso 6. Blue, gr
World News, i. Walter
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Mrs Knagg-—After all Is sald and .
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Mr. Knapp (interrupting)-—I wonder
if that glorious moment will ever come?
~Stray Stories Magazine.
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you as your complaint is hereditary. Well - Being to Unknown
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tors.”
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Beth-—1 see Mayme is getting a new | 5 popular leader is very popular
trial | until he wins and has to become an
Seth-—A new trial? I didn’t know | cooutive.
{ she had one.
| Beth—Of course you did. You knew |
| her first husband, didn’t you?—Cinecin- |
| pati Enquirer,
Weather Breeder
Rubb-—-Fine weather today, isn't it?
Dubb-—-Yes, it is, but I expect it to i :
rain. DPve washed my car, shined my act, HG
shoes and put on my new suit.—Path- ; ARE
finder Magazine, Ww ; LIGHTING
Concoited 2 Col
Miss——Did anyone ever tell you how
wonderful you are?
Youth--No; I don't think anyone
ever did.
Miss~Then I'd like to know where
you got the ides. Windsor Star,
Not Even Money Will
Magnate (to hard-up suitor)-—Young
man, do you know how I made my
money ?
Young Man-Yes, but I can't permit
that to stand In the way of Murlel's
The Pup-—-S8ay, you; come away
from there-~you're a water spaniel!