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AND WILBUR
1—Jennie and Wilbur were poor but
honest,
2—Their folks were short on money
but long on principles,
3—~They tried to gulde their children
aright, and always emphasized courage.
4—"Be brave and resolute as you go
through iife.,” the father used to tell
them. “Never compromise.”
5—"Fear,” thelr mother
ever so often, “is pagan
told them
and
or woman."
6-—There was hardly a day that Jen.
nle and Wilbur were not lectn
courage and its Importance in life.
T—Often thelr parents would
them test calculated to
to some
itions.
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sent on long trips at night
dark, and Jennie was
af dingy attic room away from the oth-
ers In the household would
shake off all and fright
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12—By the
the age of twenty
were pretty hard
time
of anything. Timidity was
thelr natures,
13—And it all
14-—For
golfers
15—-And what
Saturdays and 8
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leather vesie or shin guards
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MORAL
any quality
overemphasize
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PSALMS OF LIFE
Be neat in all
Be ruled by tid
Let
And bring you
order gulde you
Help mommer keep the house
neato
Don't litter up a room;
When others have to tidy up
It fills them full of gloom,
Put everything where it belongs
When you return from school;
The shiftless, careless little girl
But apes the senseless fool,
Put all your clothes where they belong
When you undress at night;
Hang all your garments so they can
Be found next morn all right,
A scrubbing give yourself each morn
And then throughout the day
Your garments in rough play.
Be neat in all the things you do,
And when you've grown, we think,
You will not be a wife who leaves
THE DISHES IN THE SINK.
Who is this?
This is Gerald?
Who is Gerald?
Gerald in a life
guard,
What
guard?
A life guard Is a
college student or
graduate who can't
croon, or play the
saxophone or sell
bonds,
What does the life guard do?
He spends all summer in a bathing
suit at the beach and gets paid for It
What is the life guard doing in the
| pleture?
He is peering out Into the breakers,
| Why is he peering out into the break.
| ers?
He has just beard a feminine scream,
What will he do?
It all depends.
It all depends on what? .
On whether, after locating the ery
of distress, he finds that it comes from
a young good looker or some old dame
who Is no bargain,
Suppose the scream comes from a
good looker?
Then Gerald will leap Into action,
tear through the crowd and go for the
distressed party In a big way,
is a life
Suppose the Lather crying 1
fat, forty and impossible?
Then Gerald will be o
til the crisis is over,
Then what Is a middle-ag
to do when she goes in
pything but expect
young and handsome life guard,
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they spell the names of great admirals
and generals
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GENERAL INFORMATION
Check the correct word or words In
the wiatements:
1—A curfew Is a kind of
BIPB.ccansnennss a native of Corfu
cooking utensil
rangement of the hair
2--To show acumen is to....
be very conscientious.
sharp of mind
and sentimental......
figures,
8-—A man is sald to be affinent when
talks too much
following
sees De good at
SEB. «onnvnnssns fs unable to concen
trate, :
4-—An anecdote is we
thing given to offset polson.......
an antique plece of furniture
kind of drawing suisse oR SIOTY,
SAn easel «oA small
animal like a ferret a legal
a musical instrument
fi mean man
something used by artists,
8-—A sarcophagus fis..
vegetable rich in jodine
kind of harp ««.2 wehicle....
a Greek public building
cesses coffin... 2 man who
fs sarcastic.
T-=Stoics are... lot.g-legeed
hermits. .cocvesnnens
people who can’t see well. ..cvvvennss
quiet philosophers,
S~COontuurg Are. ccoassssse
that live 100 years.....
Tannen
Shane nns
cannnnsnniit
RRR
plants
“Huey
polo players...........Jegendary crea
UPC... vous es avsiople who lead loose
lives,
DRhododendrons Bre... .ovvssvsss
natives of Rhodesia...,
fot deivers.......... members of the
moth family. ...ovvseo.men who have
great strength... ooo flowers,
10--Vandals are........c......omall
loose Shoe. ...........brigands. .....
sess Showgirls, .......0.. Truitt,
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ETIQUETTE
Never ack for second portions,
Always show you are well bred:
You'll be known for graclons manners
Rut you'll never be well fed