IT'S NOT IN
MANY CEREALS
@® Nothing anyone eats is more impor-
tant than Vitamin B—the vitamin for
keeping fit. Yet it isn’t in many.cereals,
when cereals are supposed to be our best
source of this food ¢ Raa, :
Many are nervous, poor in appetite,
a of order, because their daily
iets Jack goouth of the precious Vita-
min B for ing fit. .
Few things os them back like a lack
of this protective food element.
So give everyone ker Oats every
morning. Because in addition to its gea-
erous supply of Vitamin B for keepin
fit, it furnishes food-energy, muscle an
body-building ingredients. For about 4c
per dish,
Start serving it tomorrow for a 2-weeks
test. er Es has a wholesome, put-
like, Juscious appeal to the appetite.
Flavory, surpassingly All grocers
supply it.
IN VITAMIN B FOR KEEPING FIT...
a 1c worth of
QUE" Quaker Oats
GRU SH equals
1
ok 3 3 cakes of Fresh Yeast
From Australia
A green frog which can walk on
eellings has been found In Australia
A Three Days’ Cough
Is Your Danger Signal
No matter how many medicines
you have tried for your cough, chest
cold or bronchial irritation, you can
et ety now hh eeladison,
ous trouble may
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of the a ald nature to
soothe and heal the inflamed mem-
branes as the germ-laden phlegm
is loosened and expelled.
Even if other remedies have
discouraged,
Is There?
Americans think there is a way to
get rich without saving.
Lady Took Cardui
When Weak, Nervous
“I can't say enough for Cardui if
I talked all day,” enthusiastically
writes Mrs. L. H. Caldwell, of States-
ville, N. C. “I have used Cardui at
intervals for twenty-five years,” she
adds. “My trouble in the beginning
was weakness and nervousness, |
read of Cardui in a newspaper and
decided right then to try it. It seemed
before I had taken half a bottle of
Cardui I was stronger and was soon
up and around.”
Thousands of women testify Cardul bene-
fited them. If it does mot benefit YOU,
consult a physician,
Million Per Ounce
Radium is valued at about a mil
lion dollars per ounce.
hair soft and fluffy, 0 : ts by mail or at the
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Being an economist and 8 humor.
ist simultaneously today may seem
rather incongruous to many but not
to Stephen Leacock. He is one econ-
omist who can still see the bright
side of life and, what Is more, write
humorously about it. Born in Swan-
moor, England, In 186%, educated at
the Universities of Toronto and Chi.
eago, Leacock first taught economy
in Upper Canada college and then
in the University of Chicago In
1904 he became head of the depart
ment of economics at McGill univer.
sity, Montreal. Considered one of
the greatest of Canadian humorisis,
itten several books,
Moonbeams
and College
OUR IGNORAMUS CLUB
By STEPHEN LEACOCK
VER since we started in our
town our new Ignoramus Club,
of which I'm the secretary, 1
am stopped on the street by
people asking, “What Is it? What is
it? How do I get In? And letters!
I'm simply bombarded by them--four
yesterday and {wo more today! As
goon as it got "round that there was
no fee, there was just a sort of stam-
pede to get 1a when we sat down at
our Wednesday Luncheon meeting to
hear a talk on Abyssinia (it's out west
in Canada: the man had been there)
I counted over a hundred present, and
more came in after the tickets were
taken up.
People get into the Ignoramus Club,
you see, on their brains, or at least
on their minds, the kind of minds they
have. We do it by question and an-
swer, just by questioning the people
who want to get in and seeing if they
have the right qualifications. For ex-
asked an applicant what was his idea
of Mussolini; and he said that he was
pretty sure it was an artificial silk
made In Italy and used Jor lingerie!
Ho got in. That is exactly what the
Club wants, You see it started from
that the world is all over
and war, and nations who live God
knows where, and ecogomics and un
employment. People just grab for
their paper In the morning to see
who's In the Polish corridor, and
what's in the Saar Basin and whether
the plebiscite among that Last will
keep them Lats or turn them Into
Slats,
It's too much. We think the world’s
going crazy. Our President, McSorley,
put it that way. "Going crazy!” he
sald, just like that, snapping his fin
gers, “going erazy!” And McSorley's
fine, Its’ all silly about his ever
havizg been In an asylum, because he
It wasn't an asylum at all,
just a place! McSorley could have
had the biggest law practice In town,
but he was too versatile for it. He
still has his office, and rows and rows
of books Im calfskin, He =its there
of course, when we started the Ig-
noramus Club he was just the man for
Well, we have got together on the
foolishness. We don't know
Ask us where Manchukuo
Just break out
You see, we don't
In fact we are
Just like everybody used to be before
the world went crazy.
At the last meeting somebody asked
one of our lady members something
about Flandin. Do we have ladies?
Well, do we! What do you think we
are, professors? Of course we have
indy members, real peaches, and not
one knows where Paraguay is, either,
and they think that Chaco is chewing
gum. Perhaps you saw in the papers
) t's all right, 1 don't
where you were born" Well,
that girl Is one of our members: She
qualified on that remark.
What did the lady say about Flan
din? Oh, she sald that tablets like
that were all right if you couldn't
sleep,
As 8 matter of fact some of our
members seem to get Into the club just
in time. They look sick and worn ont
when they come In, and in a week or
two they quit worrying about the
Polish Corridor, and they think the
Belga Is the name of a movie
and they're all right,
Whar do at the
Come round some time and see. Wo
have lunch meetings and evening
meetings, too; generally have a paper
or a discussion, anything, as long as
the members don't know anything
about it and don't enre. We're having
a lunch on Disarmament Wednesday.
And of course in a way we're a
ice” club. At least we're pledged to
do something for the kiddies. We had
a8 smoker for them, last time—yon
know, to raise money for the Scouts
great little fellows! But we lost ont
on it; the cigars cost too much. We
had to borrow out of the little fellows’
savings bank to get even. But we'll
fix it all ter. As McSorley said,
“Boyhood is sacred.” We'll see thes
get their money back. We ean raise
it from their parents. We're just
starting up a Summer Camp for Under
fed Kide Some of us are going out
next Saturday to see how the food is,
and if there is fishing for the kiddies,
But come to any of the meetings
and you'll see. The best thing we've
started yet is out Legion of Humor,
No, not honor, “Humor.” It’s a ye!
low ribbon the color of spilled egg: it
goes on the lapel of the coat. When.
ever any statesman or politician
makes a special speech, the thing
called a “vital pronouncement.”
send it to him. But come round some
time.
© Stephen Letcock ~~ WNU Service,
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“Home of Giants™
About the middle of southern Nor
way there rises from the great central
plateau a vast wiloerness of peaks and
glaciers, Interspersed with hundreds of
brooks and lak
The stupendous national park-—for
that is what it really Is—is the Jotun.
heim, a name which means the Home
of the Glants. In the Norse mythology
it is considered the home of the Joluns
(giants), trolls and other enemies of
the good gods, consequently the home
of everything evil. Except for a few
hunters, no one had seen much of this
dreaded district until a litle more
tists of Oslo “discovered” it.
Few Glaciers Survive
survive in Glacier National park as a
of this region was once almost tropl
cal and infested with dinosaurs, ac
than the summers could melt and it
gradually packed Into fields of ice
It is estimated that the fee In the
valleys was once over 2000 feet dep,
But the climate warmed again and
the melting ice left one of America's
most beautiful parks. —Usthiinder Mag
azine.
Army's Military Engineers
The need for military enginvers was
recognized in the War of the Revoly-
tion, and General Washington was au.
thorized to raise, officer and equip a
corps of engineers. The corps was
mustered out of the service at the close
of the war. Commencing In ITM a
corps of combined artillerists and en.
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thing In handwork. Little girls make
their stitches in cross-stitch. These
six-inch blocks are stamped in cross
stitch designs on white muslin and
little girls to grandmothers will en
joy making them Into everything
from small doilies to pillow tops,
scarfs and bedspreads. Easy to car.
ry around, working one at a time and
then assembling Into article wanted
when all the squares are finished.
Outfit No. 404 consists of 6 of
these six-inch stamped squares and
will be malied to you for 10 cents.
Address Home Craft Co, Dept. A,
Nineteenth and St Louis Ave, St
Louis, Mo.
Inclose stamped, addressed enve-
lope for reply when writing for any
information.
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Radios Cain in Sweden
Celebrating its tenth anniversary
of broadcasting service, the govern
ment-owned radio system of Sweden
Is pointing with pride to the faet
that there are about 600.000 licensed
radios In the country as against only
5,000 eight years ago, Trade Commis
sioner Basil D. Dahl reports to the
Department of Commerce from Stock
holm.
The
Is estimated at 50.000
year, most of them being
mestic origin doe to patent
tions that limit Imports. Swedish
set owners pay an annual lecense
fee of 10 crowns (about £1.75) to thelr
government for the listening
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World’s Most Famous
Babies Eat Oatmeal
The Dionne Quintuplets, wards of
the King, ent the same cerenl that is
eaten by millions of bables who don’t
get their names in the papers—oat-
meal. The Canadian government
chose a staff of special experis for
the care of the Quints. And these
experts, their scientific knowledge
endorsing the Instinctive choice of
mothers the world over, have chosen
oatmeal for the cereal of the famous
five,
Oatmeal, eminent medical author.
ities agree, has an abundance of
everything a child's cereal should
have—body-bullding minerals, mus
cle-bullding protein, and the supreme
ly important Vitamin B for keeping
fit.
Food science says that Vitamin B
is the best safeguard against those
dangerous enemies of childhood—
nervousness, constipation, and
in the diet.
Domesticated Wolves
The Moscow zoo boasts of two
and trustworthy as dogs, They were
captured when they were puppies
and ever since have been given kind
and patient training. Their utter
lack of viclousness and desire to re
turn to their native element seems
that grown wolves become dangerous
even though they have been trained
from puppyhood.—Pathfinder Mags-
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Sweet apple cider contains about
the same food value as fresh apples.
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NY mother knows the reason
when ber child stops playing, eats
little, is hard to manage. Constipation.
But what a pity so few know the
sensible way to set things right!
The ordinary laxatives, of even
ordinary strength, destroy all hopes
of restoring regularity.
,A liquid laxative is the answer,
mothers. The answer to all your
worries over constipation. A liquid
can be measured. The dose can be
exactly suited to any age or need.
Just reduce the dose each time, until
the bowels are moving of their own
accord and need no help,
This treatment will succeed with
i any child and with any adull.
Doctors use a liquid laxative,
| Hospitals use the liquid form. If it
| is best for their use, it is best for
| home use. The liquid laxatiye they
| generally use is Dr, Caldwell’s Syrup
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