The Centre reporter. (Centre Hall, Pa.) 1871-1940, May 30, 1935, Image 6

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WIFE NEVER
LAUESTIONS HIM
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To BE SuReE—
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ITS SIMPLICITHA
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numerous bor
Its nice simplicit
to its making-—which is easy In the
extreme, as denoted by the sketch
of the garment spread open——but
also to the laundering problem. A
run of the fron and It is again
fresh and immaculate, doing its bit
graciously to keep you In trim. Its
lovely, freedom-giving design lends
itself well to the new cottons in
stripes, plaids, checks or floral
prints—ao
likely repea
fabrics, The
cludes the sleeve
becoming.
Pattern 2201 is avallabl
12, 14, 16, IR, 20, 30, 32,
$0 and 42. Size 306 takes 3%
35 Inch fabric. Illustrated
step sewing Instructions Included,
SEND FIFTEEN CENTS (15¢) in
coins or stamps (coins preferred)
for this pattern. Write plainly
MESCAL IKE
By 5. L. HUNTLEY
The First Lesson
—
DONT PY WO
ATTENTION TO MIT.
HITS VEST ET ;
SIMMPKINS AcLEARN IN
name, address, and style number.
BE SURE TO STATE SIZE.
Address orders to Sewing Circle
Pattern Department, 243 West Seven
teenth street, New York City,
PERFECT
“l envy the man who sang the
tenor solo.™
“Really? I thought he had a very
poor voice.”
“So did I, but just think of his
nerve."—Border Cities Star,
And a Little Kerosene
*I thought of giving my sweethearr
a hundred cigars like these. Can you
think of anything he would like bet
ter?”
“Yes, fifty."—Santa Fe Magazine,
The Wedding March
“Let's wander along the bridle
path.”
“Oh, Jack, this is so sudden"
Pearson's Weekly,
Serving the Nuts
Lady (at almond counter)—Whe
attends to the nuts?
Wise Guy—Be patient, I'll walt oi
{| you In a minute.—Royal Arcanum.
Dry Measure
*I don't know a thing about cook.
| ing. How long should one eook
| spaghetti?
“Oh, about ten Inches”
THE
STANDARD
OF QUALITY
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