AR
Arouses Protests
While some church-goers
has long slit-like windows,
It is bullt of purplish brick and
Isancson, sees in the bulld.
century.
THE FIRST GOOD
SNOW
By DOUGLAS MALLOCH
you
YY HEN ou
Sort of takes you by sn'prise.
You have had your usu’l care,
Chouds that came to summer skles,
But the clouds have drifted on
And the sun has shone agaln—
Though the spring has passed
gone,
Never thought of winter then.
find the first white
and
But some morning In the fall,
Yes, some day before you know,
You will find the meadows all
Covered with the first good snow.
It's a warning and a sign
That the winter isn't far,
And you fill the shed with pine,
Knowing what our winters are.
When youn find the first white halr
It Is time to think of things,
Wrap your heart In warmer wear,
In the faith thdt comfort brings.
Draw up closer to the fire,
To the loved and loving near,
Think of things the old require,
For the first good snow Is here,
©. 1933, Douglas Malloch — WN! Service
BONEDS
™E QUALITY UF
MERCY 1S NOT
The leading character in “The Mer
chant of Venice” Is Skylark.
BONERS are actual humorous
tid-bits found in examination pa-
pers, essays, etc, by teachers.
Pedagogy is the science of walking
* * *
The words “give me liberty or give
me death™ are attributed to Mrs. Car
rie Chapman Catt,
- * ®
The Albanians are people with pink
eyes and white hair,
» » .
By the Monroe Doctrine the United
Btates would consider anyone coming
to ber country as enemies,
- . *
The Golden Gate Is the gate of
heaven where all good children go
after they are dead.
* . -
The division of powers means that
the law-making, law-enforcing. and
law-breaking powers are separated.
® 1933. Bell Syndicate WN Service,
CAKE WISDOM
ROM the lowly gingerbread to the
luscious melting sweelness of the
Lady Baitimore, there are cnkes and
still more eakes. There are cakes for
every occasion, birthday, Christinas
wedding and christening cakes,
With eake for dessert there Is an
infinite variety from which to choose
A square of gingerbread with whipped
erenm flavored with a bit of chopped
preserved ginger and sweetened with
Its sirnp-there is nothing equal to
ft. If you like ginger.
(‘hocolate cakes seem to hold the
preference, they may be rich and jus
clous, full of soft rich fillings of fruit
and nuts, or plain. covered with @
fudge frosting, any kind, if chocolate,
is welcome.
Ribbon eake, an old-fashioned fa
vorite, is another pretty cake with its
light and dark layers and fruity filling.
Cup cakes filled with various fillings
are always popular. Scoop out the
center, leaving a shell thick enough to
h Id a chocolate nut filling or sweet.
ened and flavored whipped cream and
topped with a maraschino cherry.
Chocolate cup cakes filled with a
mocha or a earamel filling are espe
clally tasty.
After oll the care In Ingredients, ex:
‘
Paver SUOLD
OOK OUT
AT Bay
IN PUTTING
KEe0 PUTTER
HEAD
PUTTING SUGGESTIONS
N TAKING the putting stance the
player should make sure that he fs
rot standing too close to the ball
Oftentimes golfers are stooped so far
over that they are locking back at
thelr feet Instead of outward at the
ball, thelr body tensed and pot re
laxed. With the eye looking forward
one Is better able to keep the hands
on the Inside of the line of play sao
alse gain the proper path to the hole
The clubface 1s closed and the are of
the stroke kept low to enable a sweep
in; stroke With this long. low are
the tendency to hit the ball on the
upstroke is minimized. Although hard
iy noticeable, there Is the same weight
transference here as In other shots
This enables the left hand to travel
further to the left, insuring a longer
flatter are. .
€ 1933, Bell Syndicate —~WNU Service.
act measurements and careful missing
comes the baking. The oven should
be slow for fruit cakes and those with
molasses and brown sugar. Divide
the time the cake should bake inte
quarters. The first quarter #t should
begin to rise; the second. finish rising
and begin te brown: the third, finish
browning and began to shrink from the
pan: the last quarter, test with a
toothpick to be sure the cake ts baked
to the center. .
Cool on a rack to avold a molst and
pasty bottom when the cake Is cut
If no rack is at hand nse anything to
keep the bottom of the pan free from
the table,
Too much flavoring Is like too much
profume—Iin poor taste. It is better
to blend a few drops of vanilla, lemon
and almond or two of any desired fla
voring extracts.
©. 1933. Western Newspaper Union.
Conservation Movement
The conservation movement was
first clearly started In the United
States In 1908. In May of that year
President [Roosevelt called a confer
ence of governors at the White Hause
to which facts regarding natural re
sources were presented hy experts and
at which plans for conservation were
considered.
REDDY COMES BACK WITH
A BRIGHT IDEA
N VAIN Reddy Fox sat on the bank
of the Smiling Pool walting for Jer.
ry Muskrat to reappear. After awhile
it became clear to Reddy that Jerry
didn’t Intend to return, He got up
and stretched. Then he yawned. He
looked down In the Smiling Pool and
his face was anything but pleasant.
In fact there was an ugly look on Iled-
dy's face,
“Now what did he have to think of
that mud for? growled Reddy to him-
self, “Everything was going fine un-
til he thought of that mud. Ie was
so Interested In the plans for that
“Hello, Jerry Muskrat!™ He Cried.
house for me that In & few minutes
more 1 would have had him out of
there to show me what to do and how
to do It. Then he remembered that
he had to have mud to build a house
properly and that ended his Interest
I belleve he was as disappointed at
having to give up the idea of that
house as | am ai net having him for
my dinner. 1 must think this over, |]
certainly must”
The next night Reddy was back at
the Smiling Pool, Just as pleasant as
ever, and, If Jerry Muskrat had only
known it, just as crafty as ever, He
waited some time for Jerry to show
himself, You see, having remembered
that no house could be built withom
mud and that there was no mud to be
had where Reddy wonld want to build
a house, Jerry had given up all
thought of that house and concluded
that Reddy bad done the same. So
he wasn't looking for Reddy to re
turn this night
As soon as he saw Jerry swimming
Reddy culled to him. “Hello, Jerry
Muskrat I" he cried. “I've good news
for you, [I've thought of a way to get
the mud for that new house, so we
won't have to give up our plans after
ail”
In an Instant Jerry was all Interest
He headed straight toward the bank
where Reddy was sitting. “How are
we to get that mud? he squeaked
“I've thought and thought and thought
until my head ached, but the only way
1 could think of Is to carry It from
here, and that we can't do”
Reddy grinned. “Listen,” sald he.
“What 1s mud?”
“Why—why-—why I suppose it is
earth and water,” stammered Jerry,
“Exactly,” replied Reddy, “Certain
ly. Of course. To be sure. Now
don't you see how we can get all the
mud we need?”
Jerry scratched one ear.
scratched the other ear.
“No-0-0,” he replied slowly.
I can’t say that | do”
“We'll walt until it rains!” cried
Reddy triumphantly, “We'll walt un.
til it rains and then we will get all
the mud we need from the pile of
earth | have thrown out In digging
my underground house. Wasn't ft
clever of me to think of that. Now
we won't have to give up the house
after all and you will help me bulld
it Just as we planned. We'll make it
the most wonderful house that ever
was!"
For a minute or two Jerry Muskrat
brightened up. Then he remembered
that what Reddy probably had thrown
out was mostly sand, and sand does
not make real mud.
“You'll have to think again, Reddy
Fox," sald he, and told him why. So
once more Reddy went away disap
pointed, :
© 1933, by T. W. Burgess. —WNU Servics
For the Tea Hour
Then he
“No-o-0,
For the tea hour, this basque of #8
novelty black and white crepe bor
dered with black Persian lamb is worn
with a black erepe skirt and Cossack
cap trimmed with a gay red tassel,
“Stout women are like ocean liners,”
says corpulent Cora. “It's hazardous
for them to try to get into their slips
under their own power.”
©. 1933, Bell Syndicate WX Service.
the Ametican olonie
established at Boston in
Richard Feirtanks Stor ol
sens Or
are to be thither.”
sent In
1753 Benjamin Franklin
was appointed the first
©. by MeClure Newspaper Syndicate.
WNU Service,
Polar Bears
Brookfield, a suburb, is fast ap
preaching completion and many ank
mals are being installed in quarters
made to resemble closely thelr natural
habitat. The photograph shows a
group of polar hears In their den re
Joleing in a touch of wintry weather,
RESOURCEFUL
The bachelor was paying his re
cently married friend a visit,
“Well,” sald the latter, after they
had Inspected the flat, “what do you
think of 1t?”
“Pretty good.” nryigsed the bache
lor; “but there's one thing that has
struck me as rather strange. Why
did you choose a flat with such =a
tiny kitchen?”
The married man winked artfully.
“You're the first man I've told this |
to, so keep It quiet,” he whispered. |
“It's so small that 1 can't get In|
there to help my wife when she's do-
ing the washing-up.”
Gave Hie: the Works
The new office boy had been In
structed how io answer callers. Just
before noon & man asked, “Is the
boss In?"
“Are you a salesman, a bill collec
quired. “
“All three,” was the answer,
“Weil, he's In a business confer
ence. He's out town. Step In
and see him."
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Something Classical?
Musician (after much pressing)—
Well, all right, since you
What shall 1 play?
Host—Anything sou like. It Is only
to annoy the neighbors.—Buen Hu
mor (Madrid),
Playing Safe
you call your canary
Joe. Does that stand for Josephine?
Niece—We don't know, That's
why we call It Joe!
Love's Ecstacy
Park keeper (io jovers)—I'm clos
ing the park gates new.
*Good! I've beer wondering where
Aunt-—8o
sss
the draft was coming from.”
EXPLANATION
For several minutes
man did not speak. His heart was
too full. It was enough for him to
know that this glorious creature
loved him; that she had promised
to be his wife,
With a new and delightful sense
of ownership he feasted his eyes
upon her beauty, and realized that
henceforth it would be his privilege
to provide for her welfare and hap
piness,
His good fortune seemed Inered
ible. Finally he whispered, tenderly:
“How did it happen, darling, that
such a bright, shining angel as your.
self fell in love with a dull, stupid
fellow like me?”
“Goodness knows” the
mured, absently. *1 must
screw loose somewhere,”
the young
girl mur.
have a
BEYOND THE LIMIT
“Nothing but women at the beach
where 1 was stopping last sum:
“Summer girls, ¢h?
“Yes; some were girls, but
them were too old even to
to be”
One for Papa
Father-—-Weil,
yourself coming
Angry
explain
hour,
Daughter
party)—Oh, daddy, 1
with the sick son of the sick maz
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