y Sp ——— HowlBrokelnto TheMovies Copyright by Hal C. Herman BY RENEE ADOREE LTHOUGH I never stood before a motion picture camera until I was almost grown, I received a lot of movie training from the time I could toddle about. I was born In Lilla, France. My fa- of his troupe. |, also, became a mem- ber as soon as I could toddle into the sawdust ring or onto the stage. My first appearances were in a bal- let of 12 girls—toe dancers who at- er we were showing in France, Bel- glum, Germany or the Scandinavian countries, We not only work, but we also did pantomime, ture work. “The Mysterious Madame X." night promptly at eleven would be led blindfolded on the stage, or into the ring My of walking up to an aged, thrust my head inside. This feat ly gasp. They thought I was in imml- nent danger of losing my head When I became a little speciaized In riding. motion pictures, and, strangely enough, had no desire to act in them. It was the World war which was to blame for my eventual entrance into pletures. Renee Adoree. when the Germans invaded that coun- some avenue of try, because realized might be held as prisoners WAr WAS over. I made my escape in a box-car which was attached to a fre sight train that pulled out of the Belgium capital just ahead of the Ul who first entered the city. Im ade my way to France and thence to England, eventually em- barking for New York, where I went on the stage as a dancer. Just as | was making progress in musical plays, such as “Oh Uncle” “What a Girl,” ad “The Dancer,” the William Fox studio began making tests for girls for motion pictures. 1 was one of the girls chosen for a test, but when 1 saw myself on the screen I decided I was meant for the stage. Later, 1 met Tom Moore and he per. suaded me to take another film for a part as his leading wyn comedies, to look altogether different. was satisfied with were the Goldwyn we that we until the HE lans, lady in Gold- people, cific coast where I screen appearance, going to succeed, worked for various companies after my Goldwyn éxpired. other producing contract of getting the best out of me. Gilbert in “The Big Parade,” which first’ gave me a great Impetus towards ambition. © By Hal C Blond Army That Hollywood has more blonds to the square foot than any other city in the world was proven recently at the Paramount studios. William Beaudine was directing a girls’ school scene for “The Crime of the Century.” Desiring to improve his scene composition, he called out: “Will that blond please move three feet to her right?” With one accord thirty-five girls moved three feet to their right, Feline Thespian Bobby Is nh cat, half persian and half mystery, and he has been acting for the benefit of camera men and directors ever since he was old enough to walk. He has supported Gloria Swanson, Pola Negri, Betty Bronson, Ricardo Cortez, Theodore Roberts, the four Marx brothers and othgr Juminaries during his career. a Herman.) WHY, PROFESSOR! Jane, the maid, tapped timidly on the professor's study door and en- tered. “Gentleman in the hall wishes to speak to you, sir,” she sald. The professor looked up from his book, “Tell him I'm out, Jane,” he sald brusquely. Jane shrugged her shoulders hope- lessly, “1 did, sir,” won't go” “What!” ejaculated her master an- grily. “Send him in to me and I will tell him myself.” she replied; “but he No Risk A desperate looking man entered a railway carriage where a woman and her small daughter were already seated. Feeling alarmed, the woman tried to get him to leave the carriage by saying: *I think it only fair to tell you, sir, that my little girl has scarlet fever” “That's all right, madam,” replied the man. “I'm committing suicide at the first tunnel, anyway.” Gumitis “I thought 1 had discovered a new disease. The patient maintained that he could hardly drag his feet along.” “What did the diagnosis show, doe- tor? “That chewing Journal, he had stepped on some gum."—Louisville Courier SAFETY FIRST “Yes, my daughter has eloped.” “But I suppose you will forgive the young couple? “Not until after they have located a place to board” Looked Like It As the car drew up at the cross roads two hands were thrust out, Mrs, Driver's signaling a turn to the left, Mr. Driver's a turn to the right. “What do you two want?" sald the policeman, strolling up. "A separa. tion?" No Wear First Observer—Wren's head Is as good a8 new, Second Ditto—Ought to be—he's never used it.—Kansas City Star, Awful Possibility Sometimes a wife loses her mind by giving it to her husband in chunk HE KNEW The ardent young sultor had popped «the all-important question, Father seemed satisfied, and had ac- cepted him as a prospective son-in- law, “Of course, sir,” sald the young man, with great enthusiasm, “I don't expect to be always idle.” Father grimaced, “You won't, my boy, you won't,” he replied In a tense whisper; “my daughter's like her mother.” Taking the Count Miss G. N., of Plqua, Ohio, tells us that their minister says he doesn’t mind members of the congregation pulling out their watches on him, but it gets his goat to have them put the darn things up to thelr ears to see If they are going~Sam Hill in the Cincinnati Enquirer, THE IMPORTANT THING “Your daughter was to give me an answer to a very important question this evening.” “Be seated, she will be down in a half hour or so.” “Is she making up her mind? “No; that would not take It's her face, long. " They'll Fall in Line “Yes,” said Martin, “it was a sad case about that fellow, Since he lost all his money half his friends don't know him.” “What about asked Brown. “They don't know lost it." the other half? yet that he's Absent-Minded Again Professor's Wife—What In world Is the matter? You drenched. Professor-—] had a bath and forgot to take off my clothes.—Boston Tran- script, the are New Reducer History Lecturer—Can anyone tell me what makes the Tower of Pisa lean? 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It would take even more than the eloquence of Goethe to convince us that we should find an untroubled world “difficult to bear!” The great author's idea, of course, is that some difficulty, struggle, set- back, add zest to life. That it is fun to overcome trouble, That a per- fect day ylelds its full measure of pleasure only because of our recol- lection of the ralny day. And the thought that comes to most of us is that given sufficient perfect days to wipe out the recollection of the dark days, we humans immediately set about supplying our own clouds and darkness—in the form of petty frictions and irritations which shadow our world quite as effectively as real trials and troubles, And they do not compensate with the ennobling influence of real trials—the soul purging, the broadening of viewpoint, the gift of philosophy, which help us to put to better use, for the happi- ness of ourselves and our loved ones, the golden hours of the perfect days, when these do come along. 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