HILDREN'’S
LISTORY
THORNTON W. BURGESS
REDDY'S SMOOTH TONGUE
| FERRY MUSKRAT was old enough
to know better than to stay around
listening to Reddy Fox. But, « like
most folks, Jerry likes to be praised
and to hear nice things said of him
and of his things, So when Reddy
Fox sald that that new house was
the finest he ever had seen, and that
not even Paddy the Beaver could
build such a house, Jerry just couldn't
WHEN IT HURT
“A friend of mine is the most ab
sent-minded person you ever saw.”
“Well, it doesn't hurt
does it?”
“It hurt him today when he swal-
MOTION, NOT PROMOTION
“Is your boy Josh
night oil?’
“No,” replied Farmer Corntossel,
“but he keeps the gasoline goln’
about 18 hours a day."-—-Washington
Star,
burning mid.
Give Him Time
“How old are you, sonny? asked
| the Inquisitive old man of the little
boy on the beach,
“Six.” eame the brisk reply.
“Six,” echoed the old man: “and
{ yet you are not so tall as my um-
| brella i”
i The boy drew himself up to his full
| helght,
“How old is your umbrella? he
lowed a dime and gave & bus con- | gsked. —Stray Stories.
ductor a pill for his fare.” ——
take himself away.
“As long as I am out here in the
water I am In no danger,” though
Jerry, “and Reddy Fox certainly does
know & good thing when he sees It.
It is a pleasure to listen to one who
understands and appreciates good
things.”
Not So Unpleasant
Stalled Traveler—1 dreamed
night that 1 was lying
my car.
Silas—An unpleasant drean
Oh, no:
Regular Debate
The conductor and a brakeman on
a Montana railroad differ as to the
proper pronunciation of the name |
Eurelin, Passengers are often start.
led upon arrival at this station to!
hear the conductor yell:
Stalled
didn't
So Jerry swam around in circles or NDIAN fishermen utilize a net at 84 ve a bit
idly floated on the surface of the the end of a long pole to catch ; | Brooklyn Eagle ; 7
Smiling Pool while Reddy Fox talked, | Salmon as they make the run to jump nd ; - r “Yourea liar! Yet'vrea faryr |TV GTC OC
the Celilo falls on the Columbia river “1% 0 " : Then from the brakeman at the
other end comes the cry: |
“You really are.
Now, as of course you know, and Not a
many of the little people of the Green | In Oregon. The
Meadows and the Green Forest have | Very alert as it lakes great strength
found out to their sorrow, Reddy Fox | &nd skill to hold a 30 to 50 pound —Hong-kong, South
salmon when it hits the net going at ! : i. dy Post,
full speed. : 1 iB ; wr ad m————
“ : Alas!
In darkest Africa two nati
watching a leopard chasing a
fat man.
“Can you spot the winner?”
one,
“The winner Is
the other.—Montreal
NOW IS THE TIME
Maybe Not a Corge
asked
Indians have to be
the
“lave
motor tourist
tdin scenery,
“Well,
{ dinner
rier-Journal,
you gorge?
You really are” |
oy rit}
China Morning ita
an fo moun-
sir, we supply
IVe-course
for 70 centg."—Loulsville
VOR were
large
There Isn't a doubt about it,” replied
Reddy with great prompiness, “y
should love to see the inside of it, but
I really don't need to In order to ap-
preciate what a perfectly splendid
house It is. If I lived In the water I
certainly should want you to bulld me
a house. In fact I am not sure but 1
would like just such a house on land, J And yet not al
I think I would If only 1 knew how s % & The earth's
to go about bullding it. Deo you sup- g r Life now
pose I could build one If I had some a E g nt little
one to show me how to do it?» . A : ; fm
Jerry Muskrat's with bios Nor
pleasure at this praise of his house
and his skill. For the time belng he
forgot that Reddy Fox was an enemy
for whom all his life long he had had ’ ’ 3
has a wonderfully smooth tongue. A | '° be on the watch, He swam In a s aati: Yr That 1 known
smooth tongue, you know, is one that little nearer to the bank, ) 2 oul ahs, At times the weary day
can say all manner of “Do you really mean that you would 3 go In
delightful things, like a house like mine, only on land? Dea Z LT oh d Ia
those who listen, he asked. Beams £0 1% 000 # : Nor
Reddy grinned down at Jerry in the “I certainly do,” replied Reddy. “I
friendliest way. “If I were in your can’t think of anything 1 would like
place, Jerry Muskrat” sald he “I cer as weil.”
tainly would be very proud of such a
The ms nigs some
of them. 3 WIN there was 8
: fellow who got his start passing the
’ 2 -
plate in church.—Detroit News,
asked
OTHERS
By DOUGLAS MALLOCH
spotted,”
replied
Gazette,
DO not always smile,
Forever sing:
» while
spring.
which
not always rich,
eyes shone are the fields,
Ml—1 Will Be Glad to Tell You Just
How to Build it,” Said Jerry.
many
weep
have
pleasant
things to
and
sorrow ends:
flatter m not
a A Fr EVERYWHERE [rs
io not
Forever gain:
For life has thistles In
always win, | fishing with their husbands or male
and think nothing of hav-
license, She proposes that
be or-
Are Women Poor Sports?
Game Ia Miss Na. | rel
dine Strayer. of Baker, Ore, are be | ing
wa according fo atives
he
no
ihe
women's
“I—] will glad to tell you just
fine house as that. I fear I should | POW to build It,” sald Jerry In rather
be rather puffed up over it. You don't
seem to be, but If you were, 1 for one
would not you in the least,
May I ask how many rooms you have
in it? :
“One.
blame
replied Jerry,
over with delight at th
skill. “That is, I have one above wa
ter, but it is very and
fortable. If you like the looks of my
house from the o le you would, 1
Am sure, it better if you
could see the Ins
“There isn't a
wriggling all
8 praise of his
te ow
iarge
com
like
Jerry.
a hesitating way.
Reddy shook his head,
“l am afraid that wouldn't do”
he, “In fact, 1 know it
never in the world eould
being told I should
gome one to show me. Oh, Jerry, if
you would with and Just
show me how to bulld such a house 1
would be the happlest Fox In all the
World ™
olkedd ag If he meant every
month
wouldn't,
do it from
have to have
comme me
Great
Reddy I
word of it, as indeed he did. A
tongue has Reddy Fox. A very smooth
tongue,
© 1931. by T. W. Burgess. -
WNU Bervice
“Times were never so bad” says
disillusioned Dell, “that a woman
couldn't collect on a broken heart”
FOR THE CHILDREN
©. 1932. Bell Syndicate. —WNU Service.
hard it
ent the
The only way
begin with
Food and feeding time will
time If habits of correct
early. child
who bas had his own way in all
things is going to make a difficult
adult to live with or for other people
to enjoy being with, It takes but lit.
tle patience to train a baby, but often
it Is dificult when the child has be-
come willful,
All foods given children should be
simple, well cooked, easy to digest
and attractively served. Tasting the
food before being served is an impor.
tant duty for the mother or nurse, to
be sure it is palatable, for often dis
likes have been formed that are hard
Ly Eny mother knows how
-+ ig to force children to
food they should eat.
te accomplish this is to
the baby.
be a happy
eating are
formed The
of the stars by projecting thelr images
on an overhead dome, The institution
This is ane
somest
of the
coats for the
door sports.
completed by
beaver,
season's hand-
devotee of out
it is of leopard and is
collar and culls of
dish of poor food
The following are a few
suggestions
breakfast
Orange Honey Crispy.
Peel an orange and separate
sections, removing the membrane. Al
low six to eight section for each
serving. Dip each section Into honey
and turn over in rice or corn flakes,
puffed wheat or any of the light
cereals which have been warmed un.
til erisp In the oven. Arrange on an
attractive plate and serve Maple
sirup may be used in place of honey
for variety,
into
Breakfast Cocktail,
One beaten egg yolk, a pinch of
salt, a teaspoonful of honey and the
Juice of two oranges. Beat well and
serve cold. This supplies fron from
the egg yolk and vitamins from the
orange juice, This is a good drink to
give as a mid-meal,
The above recipes are equally good
for the nursing mother who needs to
take as much liquid as possible,
For a child of six years the addi
tion of the juice of half a lemon to a
ginss of orange Juice Ig recommended
to give Increased vitamin C and to
prevent and cure tooth troubles,
. ——
Frosted Orange Juice.
Into a large glass pour a cupful of
orange Juice. Add a spoonful of va-
nila ice cream and stir a moment, then
serve,
©. 1932, Western Newspaper Union.
OUIMET’S IRON PRACTICE
Nj Ere practice hitting golf shots
tends to become uninteresting
unless some element of competition
is Injected Into the picture to re
lieve the monotony. Naturally a
golfer to overcome weaknesses In cer
fain shots must practice these shots
painstakingly and regularly, a proe-
"
At the skies are wet,
shadows
tgias Maliooh - WNT Bervice
After Queen Elizabeth had got safe
ly across the puddie on which Ra-
leigh had put his cloak she said, “1
am afraid 1 have soiled your
Raleigh replied in French, “Mon Dien
et Mon Droit,” which mcani “My
God, you're right.”
coat”
BONERS are actual humorous
tid-bits found in examination pa-
pers, essays, etc, by teachers.
of the leg of a grasshopper is
decanter,
. » .
Part
called the
Boxer Indemnity Is a sum of
set aside for the maintenance
or disabled prizefighters,
* * *
The
money
of old
Rilas Marner's life was full of blank
and he filled up the blank with grief.
- » -
A man bleeding from a wound in
his head should be stood on his head
in the sawdust,
* » »
are happen,
. * »
going to
met in American,
©. 1533. Dell Byndicate ~~ WNT Bervice
ess that often calls for a
able amount of will power,
circumstances it is an ald {o make
the practice as difficult as possible;
making hazards lend a competitive
tone to the play. )
For instance, Francis Oulmet as &
youngster used to hit his practice
fron shots to the green from behind
a tree and In each attempt try to hit
over the top. Not only was the ele-
ment of height to be considered, but
glso the length pf the shot in order
to land it somewhere near the pin, In
time the former amateur champion
was nble to carey the tree tops In
consistent fashion. This valuable
practice made shots from the fair
way a much simpler process and left
a rather confident feeling that even
should he land into trouble, he had
an excellent chance of recovering with.
out taking an extra stroke,
©. 1932, Dell Byndiente ~WNU Servis.
consider.
In such
ing evaded every year by thousands
of skirted anglers. She told the
state game commission that
“sportsmen's cl
ganized to end such law evasion.
Philadelphia Public Ledger.
in Few
Minutes
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in a glass of water,
Note that BEFORE
it touches bottom, it
has started to dis
integrate.
What it does in this
glass it does In your
stomach. Hence its
fast action.
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