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Army Officers
Lose Soft
Swivel Chair Corps Ordered
to Serve With Troops.
Washington.—In the ranks of the
swivel chair officers’ corps here in
Washington there is a gloom befitting
the loss of a major engagement.
3ut the casualties are ahead
them, instead of behind.
For specific instructions have been
issued by the War department on the
orders of Gen, Douglas MacArthur,
chief of staff, ousting valiant lieuten-
ants and doughty colonels from a
scene where a uniform is a passport
to society, and sending them back to
supervise “squads east” and “squads
west” on dusty driil fields,
The order is in keeping with the pro
gram laid down two years ago by the
then Inspector Hugh A. Drum,
who conceived the idea of having ofl
cers actually serve with troops
Not Effective Until Next Year.
The order is not harsh as It
might have been, however, for it pro
vides that the reduction is be ae
complished in the process of norm
relief and need not be complete
the I l
year, June 1933
Despite the order a total of 803
of
Gen,
as
to
end of
1e@ present
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30,
cers out of a total anthe
of 12,000 will still be det
ached on spe
Chic Two-Piece Frock
A charming two-piece frock in brown
and beige wool with an accent of
green In the striped crepe scarf,
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cial duty, most of them in or near the
National Capital.
When Representative Ross Collins
(Dem, Miss), chairman of the house
military affairs committee, and other
members of congress renew thelr drive
at the next session of congress to cut
the officer personnel of the army from
12.000 to 10,000, the large number of
officers taken away from troops and
given socially pleasant posts will, it
is understood, furnish of their
points of argument.
Changes to Be Made.
As an example of the gaps that are
going to be created in the Washington
military sector, 16 officers will be tak.
en from the War department general
staff, some 50 from the offices of chiefs
arms and 39 from the
Third corps area and de nt head
quarters, 145 from the 8 ind face
nities of the var i2 from
their studies at ivilian
schools,
one
of services
fous schoc
service and c¢
Under the new regulatio
advocate
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There 18 no red
ment for the off
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of chaplains
Even with the new
ber of officer
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Gassy GErTIE
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“A wife is apt to kick over the
traces if she finds them on your coat
lapel”
ODD THINGS AND
WHATS IN A NAME?
—
PR. DOCTOR
IS A PHYSICIAN
IN MINNEAPOLIS,
MINN.
SUGGESTED BY Bw BLAGMAY
“earn
JUDGE JUDGE
PRESIDES IN THE
CHILDREN'G COURT
Buffalo, N.Y.
Mrs, MISTER
RESIDES IN
BALTIMORE MD
@ BC Mowysar Lento
NEW —By Lame Bode
LAWRENCE
of Bluefield, Ww Va,
HASNY A SINGLE DROP
OF HIS OWN BLOOD
IN HIS BODV....
SabisTR0 BY LOYD ShnDERS
Jim Lonoos
IN THE OLYMPIC
g1adium at
ATHENS GREECE
Tue sor1 STAR FioH
CATCHES AND EATS
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Cotton
cotton exhibit at
work of
and other forms of clothing
and thelr families,
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ting in the front seat bes
er must have pitched forward at near
iy full ear speed across the space be
tween him and the windshield
into remen’s
fourth fk
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Ohio State Captain
Here Is Lewis Hinchman, captain of
the Ohio State university football
team this year. His home Is In
Columbus, Ohio,
‘Man in Tennessee Owns
Volume 227 Years Old
Knoxille, Tenn-—G, 8, Ingle has
come into possession of a book two
hundred and twenty-seven years old
The volume, bound in calf, carries
this title: “The Figurea or Types of
the Old Testament, by Which Christ
and the Heavenly Things of the Gos
pel were Preach’d to the People of
Od. Explain'd anl Improv'd In Sun
dry Sermons by Samuel Mather, Some
time Pastor of the Church in Dublin,”
The volume was printed In London
by “Nath. Hillier In Ledenhall St,
Over Against St. Mary Axe, In 1705."
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ade of equal parts of sugar and
Crush every berry. Fill hot
sterilized jars and seal
When washing colored silks adds a
little ammonia to the next to the last
rinsing water and let the garment
sonk In it for two or three minutes
This will revive the color.
To frost glass window panes make
n strong solution of rochelle salts and
warm water and apply with a brush
Soap and warm water will quickly
remove it when It becomes scratched
berries,
Portrait, Sold for $15,
Is Valued at $200,000
The Hague—The Rembrandt por
trait of Marten Looten, friend of the
Dutch master, which was sold some
years ago by the Looten family for
£15 In the belief that it was merely a
copy, has been discovered by Doctor
Kat, an art expert at Amsterdam, to
be an original and is valued at $200.
000. Doctor Kat says he has de
ciphered an inscription on the paint.
ing, written by Rembrandt himself,
expressing appreciation of Loolen's
friendship.
Climbs to a Record
Mt. Hood, Ore. ~Those who are am-
bitious to set a record of some sort
should consider the one held by Mark
Weygnndt, Since 1903 he has ascend.
ed the summit of Mt. Hood exactly
BSS times,
IGNORANCE
By THOMAS ARKLE CLARK
Late Dean of Men,
University of Illinois.
POTPOURRI
The Apeing Fowl
The penguin, an antarctic walter
fowl, like the ape family, Is adept
at Imitating the actions of human
beings. Explorers report these
birds have no fear of people even
though when seen for the first time.
Usually they lay but one egg and it
is hatched by holding it between
its thighs,
©. 1932, Western Newspaper Union,
Mary, aged five, coming home from
an afternoon's association with a com.
panion of her own
Age expresses in
forcible and un
mistakable terms
her and
her dissatisfaction
over her young
friend's lack
qualiniance
hat to
mind
surprise
of ac-
her
fire
facts
era
even know
It
r Union
Cemetery Established
Before 1800 Abandoned
on, i'a Dead and
wid {of
buried
fits the
i Macpheltah
Such description apparently
inhabitants of the ok
coemetory,
Establicshed long before 1800 by a
group of Philadelphians, it has been
abandoned for years More than 1.000
sunken and bundreds of
graves without visible markers attest
to the time when hundreds of Phila
delphians were buried there. The old
est legibile marker is dated 1810,
mounds
Grows Her Own Carb
Mme, Lily Lacloche, the French
woman millionaire and noted sports.
woman, who breeds silkworms In
French Indo Ching, produces wool In
New Caledonia, and raises raphia
palms on her owy plactation in Mada.
gascar, The leaves of the latter pro
duce a silky material which Is spun
in her own mills at Lyons. From all
of these raw materials she eventually
has her own clothes made,
Gargled
Constantly.
Bad Breath Still
E couldn't understand
why nothing helped
until a friend suggested,
might be your stomach?’
Ard iL was—clogged intestines
- o- of energy. biliousnes
ete. What & difference when he toc
(Nature's Remedy) Regular bowela
thereafter. He felt pepped up, rems
breath became pure ss spring sir.
cause MR stunulates the entize intestinal tract
to normal func
Lions Safe, de
pendabide, all-veg-
etable Atdrug-
gots’ only 2hc.
“ # Ouick relief for acid indiges.
TUMS tion, heartburn. Only ix
Beautiful New Zealand
Not content with rival ng
New Zealand
flords us beautiful an
of
mountains
those Nory
The
edge of the sea and end abruptly
of thousar
which continge und
two th
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another
liners can
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It May Warn of Kidney or
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agacer irs
tion. Users
n Doan’s Pills. Prai
nore than 50 years by
isers thee
cYEerywiac:
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for the
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Those she loves . . . are first to suf-
fer when monthly pains shatter ber
nerves. Lydia E. Pinkham's Vegetable
Compound would case that awful agony.
Why Not for Daddy?
To Reid there ig no one quite like
daddy. Thus when a surprise
birthday dinner for his father was in
inter
his
progress Reid was extremely
ested in every detail,
“And when are we going hang
| out the dag, mamma?” he asked.
: “What flag, dear, and why?
“Why, the flag—for daddy's birth
day I”
to
Aviation Hotel in Desert
A hotel for air passengers has been
opened at Rutbah Wells, in the
Syrian desert. The spot is the only
one within 200 miles having water.
When British troops were taken by
air from Irak to Port Said recently
they stopped there 18 hours to rest,
If fairy tales were taken away
from children, they'd invent their
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