Accident in Chicago Loop Is Blessing to New Yorker. New York.—A man clad In a ragged Built and a dirty white sweater started to cross State street in Chicago one night recently, He was just another bit of human flotsam and nobody pald very much attention when he leaped from In front of a speeding automo- bile, stumbled and rapped his head on the curb. The fellow got up and rubbed his head In a bewildered manner. Traflie in the loop swirled on, but the man in the disheveled clothes sought a side street—he was suddenly and unac- countably ashamed of his appearance. Faint flickers of memory began to stir In an awakened mind, writes Tom Pettey In the Chicago Tribune. And that Is why Harry G. Havery, wealthy Westchester county real es- tate and insurance man, who had been given up for dead after he dropped from sight on a fishing trip in Long Island sound eight months ago, was back with his family in time for a happy Christmas, Mr. Havery was haggard, his cheeks were thin, and he eould remember little of his adven- tures in aphasia. He Finds Himself. He had found himself a few hours after having suffered the blow on his head in Chicago when his erratic mem- ory told him who he was as his brain began to function normally, He im- mediately began hurried preparations to return home. The Westchester man who came back from the dead is thirty-eight years old and a steép-son of the late Charles Purdy, ploneer land owner in New York city's most fashionable suburban district, Mr. Havery had lived for years with his wife and four children near White Plains. On May 2 he went fishing off Rye beach, and when he did not re turn home that night, a search dis. closed his boat anchored 100 feet from the shore, and evidence that he had fallen Into the rock-studded waters, All efforts to find any trace of him failed. He had been happy at home, His health and business affairs were in good condition, The family felt he had suffered an accident and slowly gave up hope. Wires Brother.in-Law, Mr. Havery's brother-in-law, Assist- ant Corporation Counsel Samuel Faille, received a telegram signed with the missing man's name. A telephone call to Chicago followed and $100 was telegraphed for Havery's expenses home, “I do not know where I have been nor what I have been doing all these months I have been away,” said Mr. Havery at his home. “Things were mostly blank after I Spectator Suit This spectator sports from Louise Barnes Gallagher, has its jack- et and muff In gray goat. It Is worn with a frock In wool, braided in black 52 he braid. suit, Alton Cobb, cream separator lying at it's original purpose, it might be student at Boys’ It uses a quart of gas and, BASSAI SSI TOGA : HUMAN LABELS : By THOMAS ARKLE CLARK Emeritus Dean of Men, University of lllinois. sees epee pe BEEN ENN Gregory just came in to see me with & parti-colored ribbon pinned onto the school, Atlanta, Ga. MATIC and decided, since it wasn't serving He conv ion that you see above. “runs like the dickens.” erted lor says In “Vanity Fair,” “that men struggle and suffer and lose sleep and work overtime for the privi- lege of sticking a small bit of scarlet ribbon on their coat lapels, but they will and do.” One of the most pathetic and yet one of the most amusing incidents of my college experience was that of two young greenhorns who registered for a short course in plumbing, or testing shot!d fon out or my boat while tryiog to pall up the anchor, I struck my head then. I have a vague remembrance of having worked on a farm near Chi cago, “I recall the fall I suffered while waliing along the street In Chicago. That brought back some of my mem- ory. I began ‘to search my pockets and discovered the suit I was wearing had been bought in New York, That helped me to recall my identity. When I finally could remember I was appalled at my appearance.” San Francisco Sends Invitation to Wales San Francisco.—A huge invitation, engraved on parchment and beautiful. ly printed, has been sent the prince of Wales to attend the Shrine conven- tion in San Francisco next July. Jo- seph Martin, Los Angeles Shriner, who Is visiting England to arrange a part of that country's participation In the Olympic games, will present the document, Perfect Receivers to Penetrate Dense Fog New York.—Photoelectric recelvers which will enable an airplane pilot to pick up light signals through fog sev eral miles thick have been perfected, Dr. Irving Langmuir told the Ameri- can Society of Mechanleal Engineers. The receiver, he said, was from six to 13,000 times as sensitive in plck- ing up light signals as the human eye. wre CONTRIBUTED By " ly Calcot [=== 2 a = = i The 1 CNG mg . Greorae town ~ British Guiana-~ IS THE ONLY PLACE IN THE WORLD WHERE PIGS SWIM WITHOUT CUTTING THEIR OWN Kansas City aviator. HAS FLOWN DAILY FOR OVER $50 CONSECUTIVE DAYS a SHI xy y m— © Wo Uir Aperpags VENEZUELA / New York City Official Finds Couples Generous New York.—The job of deputy city clerk, which carries with it of marrying couples in the no bullding, was disclosed as one of the city's most profitable jobs when Coun sel Samuel Seabury showed the IHof- stadte rr le gislative commi in a pub- that James J. McCormick king $16,000 a year out of it In addition t is salary of £8.500, Almost every and he marries nake him a little gift t he y Guty (too has bee “11 arries— week 1 thant for the $150,000, this, however, of Deputy Cormic The denied examindtion Margot Arias for the first time what a profit fice the “marrying clerk” has, McCormick sald he city employ ten and a bh has Tammany lea Twenty-second Assembly der in district been has only with a glue till dry. For an Ink spot on made of buttermilk paste it has over sx dried. sifted before Granulated ms top of a sponge into the crust when baked, . 0 gar cake gives it over oven a rich An atiractive salad is made apples and filing the cavities chopped nuts and celery. GaBBy GERTIE ~ ~ | L “Oh cat's meow!™ Lawycrs Turn Laborers Leads. uU. of P. Team Mercolized Wax Keeps Skin Young Got an oynes snd use as direstsd, Fine partidos of sand shin pes) off until So wuth me phuples, lives pote, tan and freckles dissppeer. Biin is then sofs velvety, Your feos books yours younger, Mereolised sx Brings has out. the hidden uly of your skis. Te uss ane wanes Powdered Besolise dissolved in ooe-ball plot witeh haved. At drug = Mother Snake on Guard A Florida rattlesnake guarding her young in the reptile house of the New York zoological park sroused much Interest. When the keeper ap- proached and touched the gate of the cage the mother came shooting out of a corner to see what was going on, Even snakes are capable of ine dividual characteristics it seems for in all his thirty-two years dealing with them Mr, Toomy, the keeper, never saw one act as this one did. When TEETHING makes HIM FUSSY One of the most important ti you can do to make a comfortable Is to see that bowels do thelr work of carry waste matter promp ly. For this nothing Castoria, a pure vegeta tion specially made for children. Castoria acts so gently 3 can give it to young infants to Heve colle, Yet it is siways ¢ for older chi too. Remembe harsh tole idrer + Castoria contains no no narcotics—is absolu hen your baby is g or a food ups storia. Be i. ria with cleansing dose of Ca you get genuine Caste name: the ZT 'CASTORIA Unfair Exchange INDIGESTION Use Nature's PRESCRIPTION Mother Nature is the best doctoe you could bring to the aid of in. digestion. 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Now Gregory has really done noth- ing to merit dis tinction or to make him stand out among his fellows, He has saved no lives, made no great discoveries, accomplished nothing worthy of comment In the work he has been doing. He is just a good felldw of the most ordinary sort who will add no luster to any organization to which he may become attached, “It seems Incredible,” Deemis Tay- eagerness attracted the attention of a group of obliging undergraduates and they proceeded to pledge the two as pirants to fraternal honors They dressed them up in grotesque garh, they hung long plald ribbons on them, they stationed them at street corners to be the laughing stock of passers. by, and the two hoys submitted to it all with the utmost cheerfulness if not eagerness because they had the iteh ultimately to be able to attach a key or a pin or a badze of some sort to their vest fronts, Their griet and humiliation when they at last discov. ered that It was all a hoax was piti- ful to see. They wept because they had been cruelly cheated out of n much-desired honor, Most of our decorations are little more than labels, (©. 1932, Western Newspaper Union y An interesting international romance will reach its climax when Senorita Margot Arias, the attractive daughter fot Senor Antonio Arias, millionaire Cuban sugar magnate, becomes the bride of Lieut. Warren Harlan Hoo. ver, U. 8. A. The ceremony will take place next June in Washington, where Senorita Arias is attending a fashion. able “Anishing school” POTPOURRI Entomology The gcience of entomology, or the study of insects, began with Aristotle. He included In this class the insects, the arachnids and the myriapode. These differ from other Insects in that there are three divisions of the body, the head, thorax, and abdomen. Before Aristotle's time, zoology included the entomological flelds. (®. 1932, Western Newspaver Union.) Capt. 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