THE CENTRE TODAY ! FIVE, 77 SHH! _ HE WASKEPT 17 AFTER SCHOOL BECAUSE |” HE CAN ONLY COUNT \ (TF A & By Charles Sughroe Sm———r go AND YOU STAND £ THERE TRYING TO "EDUCATE" A NATURAL BORN GOLF CADDIE Putting the Neck Into the Collar By THOMAS ARKLE CLARK Dean of Men, University of IHlinois. Charles was having his portrait painted, and as he moved from one foot to another trying to keep the hlood circulating through his limbs as he stood, he was interested In the progress of the artist. The face he imagined would be the most difficult, After that had the proper expression worked out and the natural flesh tints applied, he supposed that the rest was & matter that any tyro might fix up. “One of the most difficult things,” the painter sald, “is to get the neck to come up firmly and easily against the collar.” It made me think of Moses, our old gray horse. One of the most difficult tasks I had as a boy on the farm was to get Moses to bring his neck up against the collar firmly and easily. I tried all sorts of devices with only indifferent results, I understand ex- actly what the artist had In mind. In other things besides portrait painting and the driving of a lazy horse, I have noticed difficulty in mak- ing the artistic union between the neck and the collar. has been greatly concerned about his son's progress In college; and he had an interview with me not long ago to see if I could suggest any remedy or reason for the situation. It Isn't dif- ficult. It is simply another case of an unsatisfactory and Inartistic ad- justment of the neck and the collar. The boy Is lazy; he won't work; he never has worked. Hawley is past middle life, Gibson He 13 recognized everywhere as a man who has made a great success of his pro- fession. Those who know him say that when the time came to begin work In the morning, Hawley was al- ways there, enthusiastic and eager for the day's task. He never watched the clock to see how time was passing; he wasn't afrald of work. It was In reality one of the great enjoyments of higtlife that there was work to do and that he was privileged to do It There was no inartistic union between Hawley's neck and the collar. (®. 1931, Western Newspaper Union.) Census Shows Radio Taught 3,800 Music Washington.—Radlo has taught more than 8,800 school children how to play band and orchestral fnstru- ments. Six half-hour broadcast les- sons accomplished instruction In all major instruments except the drum, according to a report to the federal office of education by Joseph E. Mad- dy, professor of music at the Univer sity of Michigan. Two ten-year-old girls were among the successful pupils and several adults also tuned In for instruction, the report sald. ALTHO THE DOVE 1S A SYMBOL OF PEACE IT 15 NOT A o PEACEFUL BIRD The ROSE OF JERICAQ ROLLS ITSELF INTOA BALL AND TRAVELS pBOUT THE DESERT IN SEARCH OF WATER... Contribeted by BERIARD FISTEM fhe HIPPOPOTAMUS GROWS ONLY 2 FEET TALL iN PARTS OF AFRICA Ohio State Captain Stu Holcomb, captain and fullback of the Ohio State team, is rated as one of the strongest players in the Western Conference this year. New Bombing Record Is Made by Army Aviators Washington.~—~A record for aceur- acy in aerial bombing was establis* ed during the recent tests at Langley fleld, Virginia, the War department has announced. A bombing team com- posed of Lieut. Robert T., Cronaun (pilot) and Lieut. Merrill D. Burnside (observer) scored 1504 points out of a possible 2,000, Although the bombing tests have been held annually at Langley field since 1025, this year's score was far higher than any previous one, Cronan is from Kewanee, Ill, and Burnside from here, Texas Boasts Fastest Air Passenger Service Dallas, Texas ~Crulsing at 180 miles an hour and eceasionally speed ing up to 235 miles an hour, the world's Tastest passenger carrying air service Is operated between Houston and Oklahoma City, and Eun Antonio and Tulsa by the Bowen system, Spe elally built Lockheeds, with retract able landing gear, are used on the two lines. Bach plane corries six passengers 'n addition to the pilot, Hoosier Owns Early Model Typewriter Huntington, Ind.—Willlam Peeler, living here, has what he believes to be the first typewriter built in the United States. With the original ma- chine Peeler believes he has the first typewritten letter sent through the United States malls The letter was written by his fa. ther, Abner Peeler, June 190, 1868. It was addressed to his wife at their home in Webster City, Iowa, At the time, Peeler was traveling by stage coach to Washington, D. C, to obtain a patent on the machine, The model Peeler took to Washing ton he found to be too large to come under the patent law. He returned te his home and spent two years mak- ing Improvements, On his second trip to the Capital he learned that the Idea had been do plicated and sold for $4000, Peeler, however, was pald $1,500 for Improve ments. Beavers Stop Water Wheel Wellsboro, Pa.—A water wheel In. stalled for electric power at the Old Mill pond was blocked within two hours by a colony of beavers, The beavers carried sticks and mud to the mouth of the Intake providing the wheel with its water power and blocked It effectively. (aBBY (ERTIE n “A gold digger generally follows a finger wave with a scalp treatment.” With Heart in Throat Mygatts, Wis—A calf that had its heart in its throat when sold by the owner to Chris Madsen, local cattle buyer, was exhibited by him here Madsen noticed a pulsating protrusion on the front of its throat and called a veterinary, who sald that the calf was in good health despite its freak- ish heart. Hudson Bay Trail Will Have but Short Season. Washington.—The passage this au- tumn of the first commercial cargo of wheat from Churchill, the newly opened port on Hudson bay, to Lon- don, lays down the latest and prob- ably the northernmost steamer lane of importance that will ever Cross the Atlantic ocean, according to a bulletin from the National Geographle society. “The long-held idea of the existence of a passage north of the continent enough to be used by ships has been proved erroncous, and the Hudson is therefore the region farthest north from which cargoes are likely to originate it is pointed out. The Hudson bay steamer route {8 free from ice In its western third for only a short period late each summer and early each fall; but cause ships using the route can read h 400 or more miles closer to the great Canadian wheat fields than by the St Lawrence-Great Lakes route, it Is be lieved that lane will be crowded with ships each sea- SON. tod open freight bay country bre the pewest steamer First Ocean Trail, “A constant northern progression of shipping lanes across the Atlantic can be noted since Columbus led the way between the Old and New worlds” continues the bulletin, “That famous trail-blazing trip skirted the northwestern shoulder of Africa to the led alm wrth of the Tropic first Canary Islands then ost 5 due west, a little 11's fers 5 Wating is of Cancer, the landfall at wntal voyage ymething of he West Ind and on his next voyage the uthwestward from we larger West Indiax “This diagonal admiral traced n near the southern tip of Spain to Antilles became the earliest of the freight and passen- ger lanes in the A h tle great the iantie, “South of the Spanish ship lane, the Portuguese tween the me and eastern coast of Brazil, This is one of the major Atlantic lanes Radiate From Britain, “Except a few less heavily traveled shipping routes such as the Portugal! and the mouth of the Ama- gon, France and French Guiana, and Holland and Dutch Guiana, the trans atlantic traffic lanes have been traced porth of the old Spanish ocean high- way. One extends from the Strait of established a be the still route ther country s¢ between Gibraltar to New York and on to other eastern American ports. Practically ate from its handle, “In all the world there is no trans ocean shipping lane with a concentra- tion of freight, passenger and mall traffic approaching that which moves between the English channel and New York. Approximately one-half of the world's total tramp and liner tonnage is engaged In exchanging commodities across these waters, The Pacific Is still a lightly traveled ocean as com- pared to the North Atlantle. “Man has been busy tracing shipping routes across the oceans for thousands of years. They have been shiftir lines. Over and over again well estab- fished ocean highways have been ” LR \ { § { \ i # Nd Two dresses which make a success of an unbelied walst are.the coat dress which ties on the side. The latter Is African brown canton crepe with the neckline and cuffs outlined in Algerian red, says the Woman's Home are-cutl re- hich makes It not only fashionable but sure to flatter the figure. There is orginality in the sash which appears only at the back where it passes through a slit in the yoke. A cont dress is the perfect costume made in The large sg Companion, Yers are ¢{ for street wear, engine throttle is opened and system, no carburetor or the hun. gasoline motor. The driver operates Filled to B00 pounds alr pressure, the bullt as a part of the engine "Phone Call Restores Detroit.—A long distance telephone as an amnesia patient, found on the steps of a Woodward avenue church, and a brother happened to see It The Richmond man called the hos pital In Detroit and asked to talk with the victim of loss of memory, When the connection was sald: “Hello, Clyde, this Is brother Richard speaking” The pa tient remained silent for a moment, then his face brightened and he re membered who he was, He had dis appeared from his home in Richmond ten days previously after an opera. tion. your Toledo Man Makes Life-Saving Profession Toledo, Ohio.~~Life-saving is a pro fession to George Raitz, whd bas saved fourteen. from watery graves, He was four when he saved his own, but he doesn’t count that. Although he couldnt swim, he kept a cool head and paddled bravely to shore after his raft had overturned. When he was ten he rescued a play mate who tumbled into a creek and left it to George to drag him out. George not only dragged his young friend to dry land but worked over him for an hour, restoring respiration. When the coroner arrived he found the “corpse” sitting up, very much alive, although bedraggied. From then on it has been one rescue after an. other. More Men Seek Divorces Lorain, Ohio ~Common Pleas Judge W. BB. Thompson sald that a few years ago a majority of divorces were sought by women, hut that now the divorce trend finds more men ask. ing Jegal separation In his court than women. Adage “The pot shouldn't call the kettle black.” “Not in politica” Mercolized Wax Keeps Skin Young Got 60 ounce snd use ss directed. Vine particen of seed skin peel off until all defests such se plaples, iver spots, tan and freckles dieappenr. Wikis io then sols 4 velvety. ¥ our {ene looks yours younger. Meroolized ax brisge out the kidden beauty of your skin. Te remove wrin use vue ounes Powdered Resolite disscived in coe-bal! pias witch hasel. AL drug stores, The Picker “Fave you and your wife selected a new car yet?” “No, she hasn't,” BEWARE KNIFE Lancing or expensive L.) unnecessary, es sppiivation CAR- BOIL promptly stops pain, fipens end heals worst boll often over night, Get Carboll today from Gruggist. Good for sores, bites, fick, ete, Coensrous box She. Spurtock-fiesl Co. Nashville, Tenn, A Good Mixer Little Boy—Hey, a ride to the ball park, Old Grouch—-—] never ride with me, Litile «Oh, that's all right, I'll introduce you to the whole bunch! mister, we'd like let strangers Joy ~ COMFORT for COLICKY BABIES «+. THROUGH CASTORIA'S GENTLE REGULATION The best way > ors say, is bet b= 0D e - BE TR a CASTORIA Environment Guest—-Why, of a prison. Hotel Manager—Well, matter of what one is used i« finder ‘Mothers... Watch Children’s COLDS MMON head colds often “settle” in throat and chest where t may become dangerous. 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