+ va §® UNDERWOOD & bf eS ES New Year's By Helen Gaisford OME for New Years” the doctor had promised, but of course, thought Drake Har. mon, the doctor couldn't know how little home meant to him, He punched his pil- low into a lump and propped himself up in bed. Despite everything, Drake Harmon had enjoyed his first real sick spell, His salary would go on just the same, but instead of working he was free to read. Every day he had visitors who forgot to drop In when he was well, and besides—there was Miss Bowen, Now that it was time to go home, he realized how much he would miss his cheery little nurse, The door opened and Doctor Seott and Miss Bowen entered. “Well,” the “Why, Man, You're Looking Fit as a Fiddle.” doctor began, “how's our patient to day? “A little—weak-—I'm afraid, Doctor,” he answered. “1 wonler whether I ought to go home Just yet” “Why, man, you're looking fit as a fiddle. Here—and let's have your pulse, too.” Drake Harmon, thermometer In mouth, looked at Miss Bowen, and tried to make his eyes speak for him, She seemed to understand, for she blushed and turned aside, Kis heart went pounding, S00 - ON THE THRESHOLD # By A. FH. BALDWIN, in Detroit News, bo rrr pr pir lr lp pp pip lr rir lr oie ING out, O bells’ Ring silver sweet R o'er hill and moor and fell! In mellow echoes let your chimes their joyful story tel} Ring out, ring out, all jubilant, Joyous, glad refrain "A bright New Year, a glad New Year, hath come to us again!” the Ah! Who ean say how much within it there may be Stored up for us who listen now te your sweet melody! Good-by Old Year! Tried, trusty friend. thy tale at last is told O New Year! Write thou thine for us in lines of brightest gold. of joy “Great guns !™ exclaimed the doctor. “Fever, too 1 can't understand your heart action. Yes. you'd better stay here a few days longer.” With in structions for the nurse, he left. Miss Bowen turned back to her pa. tient, “Doctor says I'm to keep =a close walch over you and see that you don't get excited,” she sald. He laughed. “I'm all right—now that I know I don't have to go home.” “You are lonely?" “Yes,” he answered, “and In love, too.” “Oh™ Miss Bowen" looked away. “But I didn’t find it out till just now,” he continued. “I wouldn't mind going home if I could take my nurse with me” With starry eyes she turned to him, “There isn't any reason why you shouldn't go home. You're well enough.” At the receiving desk they paused. “Tell Doctor Scott,” he said, “to get a new nurse, and say, tell him 1 nev. er felt better In my life, and am going home for New Year's.” (@. 1930, Western Newspaper Union.) RESULT OF CHRISTMAS Pipe—Is Mr. Purse dead? Cigar—No, only temporarily flat on his back! A AHI Dealing With the New Year The New Yeur will be just like the old year unless you have a vivid im agination, Poggi vy A NS i vidi III TR BIRR ERR ARRAN RRR ERROR RIES wisn 1 Year's Nancy, knew what looks like” girl, and knew many things, to make pictures of every. one in her own mind, all sparkling and jingly, with Santa In It, but lots Pd said this about New Year's, her small he didn't know whether New Year's was a city or an automobile, or just what It was, tease, said, “New Year's looks like a hippopotamus with a monkey on its the calendar, and the maid, Thelma, remembering the household on the New Year's looked like sleepy-heads Even mother didn't have much help for a party; and when Nancy appealed to Clarence, the man who did things around the place, he just grinned and said, “You'll find out when the time comes.” Her chum, Patricia, who was usu ally good at explaining things, was so preoccupied with her new ping-pong set, that she only said, “Silly! and went on playing. So Nancy went to sleep that New Year's eve, still won. dering, When she woke in the morning, her mother called, “Oh, Naney, get up and look out of the side window!" And when she ran, in her new Christmas pajamns to do so, she saw Clarence standing beside a beautiful little white pony and holding up a big card on which was printed, “Happy New Year to Nancy.” "Oh, goody!" shouted Nancy, “I know what New Year's is now-it's a pony-just what I've always wanted!” And wo, though the pony had been named “Dolly,” it was always called “Happy New Year,” after that. (@. 1930, Western Newspaper Union, ) Send PP BPP PPP Peed NEW YEAR, OLD YEAR CHANGING PLACES 1] I C want O You Year, place? “What's it like In the world?” asked the New Year, “Well, it's different at differ ent thines, Sometimes It is very gay and happy, sometimes it Is sad. Sometimes there are quar rels, but there Is much joy, much happiness, and oh, such a love ly lot of friends one can make, “It makes the world a won derful place—having friends.” “Then why do you want to leave?’ asked the New Year. “Ah, 1 am too old now. 1 must go away and rest—rest with all my beautiful memories.” “Have you lovely memories?” asked the New Year. “They are surpassingly beau- tiful,"” sald the Old Year. “Then I think I will take your place,” the New Year sald. “You have had much joy, you have made many friends, and now that you must go you have many berutiful memories." And the Old Year and the New Year changed places, and every one shouted: “Happy New Year! New Year !"—Mary Bouner, (@. 1930, Western Newspaper Union ) > Se 2 - o’ wnnt asked to take my the Old ' ried ve, Pelee es , » 4 POPPODI POPP OI DIII IID . Happy Graham err DD rr Dre Dr Oooo Dee Oo oan Ce | Wishing the Guysa Happy New Year Cypen GPO eg By sn Noni Clack Bailey Year!™ The (ing was called and re men their places New {e a8 the dozen girls took office into t t ne dre pped his dust came ax only an’office hoy would Mister Smithers, you've got They're good you didn’t know when Jim my "ease went to the hospital how the boys took turns sitting with him nights to save him payin’ for a special purse, “1 guess Mary posted her wrong. “Maybe guys 11 up wouldn't know how Miss Hann's books for during the noon hour when she yom “Gee, Mister Smithers, You've Got ‘Em All Wrong™ had to go to the dentist and how Mrs. Hill took Dot out to see her sick mother at noon so she could work In the afternoon, “Maybe you didn't know how the chair when the train cut off old Mose's legn. “Maybe you don't know how Mrs. Baker, the ad writer, gets up In the when she can’t sleep. The Janitor says fore he does when the office Is qulet, and | heard you baw! her out for being “Maybe you don’t know when that wire came last week for a big rush order while you was out of town, how they all worked overtime to help the packers get it out so the boss wouldn't biame you for bein’ away. “Honest, Mr. Smithers, you'd oughta know what good guys they are and pat ‘em on the back sometimes. You'd get a lot more out of ‘em. They mean it when they wish a Happy New Year «they wish everybody was happy and they'd do all they could to make It come true. Can't nobody be happy ‘thout seein’ what good guys other folks 1s” “Folks are, Bill. All right, have it your own wiuy" Then “Happy New Year, GUYS," he called into the gen: eral office. As one man, the office force gasped and exchanged delighted smiles, (@. 1930, Western Newspaper Union) — Resolutions Most New Years resolutions are the result of weakness rather than of strength, \ [1 Resolve Z AR mistakes of las! year over again Of course we will paint the first few days with the bright red of New =~; Year's resolutions But these resolu tions will shape only the beginnin of the year and will have small... days of December will lead us. «Yl rr — — — /“ Lack and plenty will 7 J ” i ( / SL g ‘AL sg 7 7 iG 7 7 et” “1, TINETEEN Hundredromad>yJ X Thirty-one may far outstrips” 2, 14 } 7" all other years Il may bring; V) 1, » better years beller men will — ith ~/ 7 SR © 1838, Western Hewspaper Unies » » New Year's Greeting from the Bens « « « By Florence Harris Wells SePePcOOORPOOOOORRORRS A New Year's Reunion wm: BY ..e Blanche Tanner Dillin Geos svevenenenee “jjeooosnee S0000000000000000000000 S000 CCIOOOORICROIROERNORONOD ionesome hasn't Ben Davy stopped pacing nin ¢, Bazing out over the with their “So much TS been a sort of oliday fer PRO, PUR to deep of snow, i! week, no anything ven in the old country did write, we don't know {t." “Ben didn't forget us sHon the get Why there's a snow plow now AS Cars c