1 4 [GALLATIN GATEWAY ™ YELLOWSTONE NATIONAL PARK ™ { ¥ C-or8 eran ly! yr RLF of Newest way to "YELLOWSTONE through the scenic-historig GALLATIN GATEWAY Virgin mountain grandeur == most colorful of all the Rockies. A thrilling entry to Yellowstone wonderland by motor coach. Over the electrified line direct to Gallatin Gateway and The Milwaukee Road's hospitable Inn, cradled in the snows capped Rockies, Low fares this summer For Gallatin Gateway folder and information apply to your local ticket agent or write GEO. B. HAYNES Passenger Treafhc Mgr. 949 Union Seation Chicago ELECTRIFIED OVER THER ROCKIES TO THE SEA ROAD STO ABOUT MR. WOODPECKER T WAS morning. Dolly And when knew it was early. Daylight was just pear. It was not Dolly knew that. And why had early? This was for waking up. this, Then she the sound early In been awoke early, early, had she she beginning to time to get awakened so her usual Not quite so early as she not time tapping. her heard a tapping, the tin roof tapping on outside room, She wondered what she tell the rest of What might it even If not! from doin dre S over the So sl clothes And th: Yet it mysterious, Why We Do by M. K. THOMSON, Ph. D. Submarine City phers are | merged once t the West tv I City may neath thes town, You Can't Fool an Indian } Missls » Tourist—So this is the the Fatl if Wa- ters, | Sippl. He Isn't ry much in love if he writes sensible I ers to his best girl, TE AAAANAA EVER wait to see if a headache will “wear off.” Why suffer when there's Bayer Aspirin? The millions of men and women who use it in increasing quantities fvery year prove that it does relieve suc pain. The medical profession pro- nounces it without effect on the heart, so use it as often as it can spare you any pain. Every druggist always has genuine Bayer Aspirin for the prompt relief of a headache, colds, neuralgia, lumbago, etc. Fa- miliarize yourself with the proven directions in every package. GASPIRIN the trade mark of Ba Manufacture Be rae ak ot panes : What We Do WHY WE SHOCK PEOPLE there ia nn ple All of for a lot of with things. our fibs ing cated This that accounts have to do ghow- y gophistl. and We like to people algo as a means of expressing for them and off ike to appear wise, shock on contempt fdeas, Another motive back of our desire to shock people is, to be envied by them. However much they may pre tend to be scandalized, we know that secretly they envy us for our boldness and ability to flout conventions. They have not the courage to do what we gay we are doing. Neither have we It Is a form of swaggering and bravado, We like to shock people because it makes them sit up nnd take notice. They get a thrill out of it and so do we, It Is a falr exchange. We have made an impression. It takes a fellow of some spunk and originality to do something out of the ordinary. We like to be that fellow, Shocking people Is one way of get. ting recognition. (E by McClure Newapa per Syndicate. {@® by McClure Newspaper Syndicate.) Then Dolly got up and put her head out of the window and tried to But the tapping came the part of the tin roof which was hidden by another window. 8ee, from see nothing ping, tapping, Then she spoke, “Who is there?’ she sald in a low She could But the tap- tapping kept up. very VOice, 0 not to “And wlu do Tapping, ng the on For an awaken any one, you want? answer, Q GOGO aooaon 0 SOOT OOOVTVVVOOVVLOOVVLOTH oO — oo —————————— a ———— A ————— ‘For Meditation By LEONARD A. BARRETT | R—— SOO0O0000 B0000000000000000000000000 ONE OF LIFE'S TRAGEDIES nuily f rive 14 Very earned dari Many to work unwisely spent re Incomes the war were saved pers for wonld today be glad = i00 half of what they one but the ability to a virtue The federal save it is certainly trade commigsion re. of thrift Among the Important ings of this commission the lowing: Not more than two-thirde of engnged in gainful estates worth more than 85.000, About dred fol. are occupations one-third out of men do not every hun poRReas i expenses About five persons out of every hun dred leave an estate over $25,000 serious conditions. First, that the large wealth of our country is, more and more, being eon- trolied by a comparatively small group of persons. The second is. that the real eause for the conditions giving rise to the findings of the commis- sion Is the lack of thrift. This. par ticularly, is an American social dis sense, When America learns the peril of waste, a brighter day will dawn, That leason may have to be learned through bitter experiences-—but learn it, we must! If we refuse, the fate of other and older civilizations than our own awaits us, No democracy Is socially or eco nomically safe until waste has been supplanted by thrift and extravagance by economy. (ED, 1929, Western Newspaper Union.) 0 Bright colored automobiles America are popular in Holland. from 0000000000000 000OVOOO00OLLO Shirley Mason poy ny People who like motion pictures like Shirley Mason, a popular “movie” star, Miss Maton is among the bast known been In the was born in Brooklyn, is about one number having game a She She is five fect tall, wei hundred pounds, wears a one and a half and shoe. (0) CTHE WHY of SUPERSTITIONS By H. IRVING KING TOOTHPICKS FOR THE GOOSE-— one good Be an plimist Inughs who gives a darn? You mi for won't if you're cinch {tomor- ght not enjo but it's afraid of ROrry yesterday ; you you're knocked excitement A little flower roof makes a lot a big one just topplin’ off a stool, pot more (Copyright.y winnsil} GIRLIGAGS i “Probably a man offers a woman his hand and his heart,” says Mature Matilda, “because he has lost his head.” (Copyright. ) 3 - fR. ¢ A al J Lei~ List of Famous Men Small-Town i y LOYS gener { ations hometown ide good In pointed to they ww Be Ne BR me BP Aa - Seat on House Porch Gives Air of Welcome Youth Investment in Building Pointers. le fig a home neser lke appendage or an gition look afterthought, teresting chim t often tinction to an otherwise he Ornamental give di ye less design, rallings, shutters, awnings and flower boxes are used to similar purpose Finally, build a house of about the in the neighbor build a home too large its neighbors if ONies, those already hood Do not by comparison with size of value to hold its own Aiding Home Industries We lamenting the fuel few industries In county and striving at all more; set when we do se cure these industries we do not them our fuil support. We are in- believe this Is thoughtless are always we have so our times call the attention of mer manufactured In Jackson county instead of others? Scottshoro (Ore) Progressive Age. Colonial Most Satisfactory For all-around satisfaction ana liv. ability no style of domestic architec ture surpasses the colonial, With its simple rectangular outline and entire nhsence of needless features which In other styles are added solely for architectural effect, the colonial achieves maximum economy and there dilapidated or out of style through the years MakesLife Sweeter Children ! sour, and nes HILLIPS Milk of Magnesia WORMS SAP A CHILD’S VERY LIFE Does your child grit his teeth? Pi ? ils? Have a disordered stomach? These are symptoms of worms s¢ deadly parasites which so quickly ruin a child's ret sign of worms Frey's Ver Vermif give fuge. 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