For the Goose
and Gander
fawn RRR
By Viola Brothers Shore
FOR THE GOOSE-—
V HO would you rather foller
through the woods—a guide that
had been through before, or one with
n handsome uniform? Why net listen
to your mother once in a while,
A
fused
think
Cano.
that
kiss
a woman has just
would always rather
was an iceberg than a
man i
fo
she vol
to notice what
need to be
interestic' con
that'll learn
his wears, don't
afraid of runnin’ outa
versation,
A man
irl
ever
FOR THE GANDER
Livin®’ Is like any other trade. You
gotta serve an apprenticeship before
you're really ready to begin.
An
ners
table
chance
ignorant man with man-
has got a better with
women than a college professor with
a dirty collar.
Nothin’ gets on your nerves so much
a person that don't know to
laugh, Except now
when stop,
as when
one that don't |
to
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the 13th. the Kalends al-
ways on the 11th of the month,
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diviston of the year ig its charting In-
to months, each of which began with
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Active adults are
ns of foods,
the less
rious combinati DARLING,” said Mother Hip.
to her baby, “no
much | you.”
Hippopotamus was lying in
her head partly under the
her nostrils were above so
air, and her
mouth was above so she could speak
children popotamus
| \ I’
COMP i i
best. | one %nows
Mothes
her
water, but
«}
ghie
how love
Custards, junke
for puddings
aration and
gestion, Fresh
baked apples and prunes are
sirable,
will 3
not taxing on
fruits, dried
pool,
#1
the di
are
froits
iil de
conld breathe the
to her baby.
The was a very hig baby,
| thongh Mother Hippopotamus thonght
it was a very cunning “little dear.”
“They come to the :00” Mother
Hippopotamus went on, “and they
think I'm big and ugly and that my
skin is coarse and that I haven't any
thoughts in my big head.
baby
Fig Omelet.
Cut small figs into pleces and st
them in a little sugar and orange jul
foe!
“1 don't believe they think 1
very much, | don't believe thes know
what a loving, loving heart Mother
Hippopotamus has,
“Oh, but they know so Httle! It is
true | yawn right before them and
show my great eavern-ike mouth and
juw. But why shouldn't | yawn be
fore them? 1 am not interested In
them, and 1 do not find their society |
exciting. 1 ean't talk their talk find
they can't talk mine, and we dont un
derstand each other by words or ges
tures,
“Of course it may not be very polite
to yawn right in some ope’s face. |
notice that people cover up their
months with thelr hands when they
yawn, But If I tried to cover up my
mouth I'd get all tangled up In my:
self, I'm sure, It would be much too
much of a Job,
“But oh, my darling, how a mother
hippo does love her baby, There is
flickr occupancy of the White House,
no mother who loves her child any
mora, I'm sure,
“And why shouldn't we love our
Pahies? What conid be wore beautd
Irving and Thirteenth streets,
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Pennsylvanis
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By LEONARD
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wats Selene eile
¥ a ae a”
ful than
wouldn't
a hi y? i
of a per
answer would not
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pPpopotamus mh
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ASK HR
question
gon, for the
rorrect
ine
ng
accordin
“My answer would be:
“There Is nothing
than a hippo baby."
Mother Hippo
saw that her child
more beautiful
amu: looked
was just
and
about
“And Why Shouldn't We Love Our
Babies?" :
asleep. "1 will soothe him and see
that he goes sound, sound asleep,” she
sald,
So Mother Hippopotamus «in her
own hippopotamus fashion sang the
Hippopotamus Lullaby:
Go to sleep, my dear little hippo,
io to sleep, my own little pet,
And thoush other mothers boast
their babies,
You're the loveliest baby of all, | bet!
“1 don’t suppose,” Mother Uippe
of
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AWAY
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With
Than how
When
I wish
Could
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I miss
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less to say
life looks
you're way.
my
tell
Fou
pen
you how
then,
vou now,
No
No
The
Each day,
Each day, each
I look
But nothing's
With yon
song's
a
flow'r
song,
a flow'r,
all wrong
each hour,
nizht,
world's
nbout,
bright
left out.
a hiot,
or two,
what
to
all grav,
all black,
do:
re AWAY
right back!
Dougtas Malloch y
GIRLIGAG.R
Fapwrgin ow
Sr Tie Bel Byrom han
“They from
goats in Heaven,” said Flippa
“but they both look
street”
separate tne sheep
nt
alike
Bade adiie 2
Business
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herself,
y
the
&aid shonld ose
like
don’t heard it, |
up slang from humans and
my hippopotamus way.
“How different are the wars of hn
mans from my ways
in the daytime and seem to be rush
ing about them
“But at night 1
wide-awake and then
play and eat.
“When 1 lived In the African jungle
I wonld sleep during the davtime and
at night go marketing for
tables and such food.
“My thick skin vpsed to he of great
protection to me then as my legs are
short and when 1 scraped my bods
against the ground It did not hurt ho.
canse my skin was the right sort of a
skin for the kind of traveling which
I did,
“My skin, too, enn send forth a
Kind of milky substance which floats
about on my pool and my
drink of this, which a Hippo
thinks is delicious,
“They have come and taken photo
graphs of my baby. And 1 do nant
blame them. To me there is no more
beautiful sight than a Hippo baby
which I believe 1 have snd before,
“Some one taking our picture said
of the baby:
“'He has a face only a mother contd
love)
“And 1 know what he meant! He
meant that only a mother could fully
appreciate his great beauty and charm
and loveliness,
“I understand!
“Al, my baby Is waking up now.
I must whisper sweet nothings, as they
say, in his ear”
tCapyrighty
fo
that
belleve
before dear
he
They do things
hecome far
it is |
TO
to
like
my vyYeue
haby oan
baby
Judgment gond
when she puts
her faith in
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